He's Pushing 40 And Still Typing :3

[@phone_gal]

i love scaring my friend with a "gulp gulp gulp" sound as i down my waterbottle

[@curlyhaireddevil8548]

Having a beer with my future kids would be crazy. That night will be forgotten though. No one's getting out of that night without a blackout.

[@pelican7235]

You already do that :-)

[@LEGDAY]

I love SaltyPhishLIVE, we finally got SaltyPhish 2 after all the efforts of scientists.

[@SadPizza4591]

I agree saltyphish suck ass in comparison to saltyphishlive

[@TheOrionApex]

Mom, wake up! Salty Phish lore just dropped!
Spoiler: he did NOT commit tax evasion.

[@MyNameIsMe4901]

15:57 "I was born without consent"

[@AWormsPurpose]

Can Phish even understand one of his ancestors?

[@VS-sf1rt]

:3 is based

[@Billy_The_Frog]

I would rather talk with my future child than my past relatives, so i could decide if having a child is worth it lol

[@f.b.iagent3971]

But think of the advanced brainrot you’d have to endure talking to your future kids? Like they’re saying shit like Scruntard and we have no idea what it means

[@damn-jx1op]

dude is pushing 70 and still uses :3

[@Kunfusion]

I definitly get caught drinking water all the time mid game

[@Drewsta]

I miss playing Wii fit…

[@Beni-ut6xb]

Salty should do a react Video with his friends.
And should react to only his Oldest Videos no matter the quality #bringbackphillipe1000

[@Billy_The_Frog]

Phish being plat tank and dps makes me think thats probably why i cant get out of gold eventhough I have been in plat before

[@Off_Limits_III]

7:58 DUDE WHY IS NO ONE ON THE PAYLOAD edit: it was at checkpoint okay

[@SaiKisaragi]

:3 - grown ass man that still lives with his mom

[@a39sg]

is it just me or does phish look more asian when im drunk?

[@LeafSheep-x5x]

trust

[@dancingenginier5707]

how is phish so good with widow and so bad with sniper

[@LenPwnsLyn]

:3

[@pelican7235]

13:29 s

[@Splxyl]

:3c

[@TheFish227]

1st c:

[@LeafSheep-x5x]

first

[@TehBakerye]

:3