I just find it hilarious how sometimes a piece of kryptonite the size of a little fingernail is enough to give him a damn brain aneurism, and next time a huge chunk bigger than his head barely gives him an itch.
Insulation. His atoms can house as much energy as he can absorb in its multi-layered rings. If his rings are complete (lack free electrons/free energy space), kryptonite will do very little against him. If Superman is without the charge, however, every space of his rings in atoms can be filled and corrupted with kryptonite energy/radiation. Typical insulation stuff
@@kappadarwin9476 Or it has to do with his own perception of the threat level. He sees a massive chunk? he's on guard for it, his body fights it harder before it can get into his system. Someone laces a pair of sap gloves with it, catches him off guard? He's getting rocked.
Tbf, I doubt he named it. Scientists on earth probably did. So it's more like going to mars and hearing native martians calling a ruby a "red earthite"
Black Kryptonite is always so unclear. There are versions where it splits you in two, another where it turns you evil and a final one where it makes you kill the ones you love and THEN kills you.
In _Justice League: Action_ pink kryptonite turns him into a woman. His response is “I can work with this” cause all the other forms of kryptonite that Firestorm had cycled Metallo’s power source through caused problems. He can still fight while being exposed to pink kryptonite.
It can be argued that he still turned him gay because his auttraction towards women didn't change. Plus, how are you supposed to show him suddenly gay? Have him randomly flirt with the others when he doesnt even do that as straight? @ChristianKirboDaPoyo
Superman” hello there, sexy Lexi now I’m going to give it to you straight I like you and I want you now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours”
How much kryptonite do you have? "I got bluuuee, I got piiink, I got reeed, I got gooold I got puuurple, I got platinuuum, I got whiiite, I got blaaack"
I'm surprised no batman fan uses the "maybe if he gets enough prep time to get his hands on platinum or gold kryptonite,he can beat Superman" argument in power scaling arguments.
There was actually a comic where Superman landed in Gotham instead of Smallville, and he was raised as Bruce Wayne and becomes Batman; I forgot what happened to the real Bruce Wayne tho 😅
Red Kryptonite in silver age and several other continuities gives you a random mutation. Including > Turning into a fish man. > Turning into a ant man. > Turning into a giant man. > Losing invulnerablity, but only on one side. > Losing all his powers but gains elemental powers. > Turning the skin transparent, so he painfully absorbs all sunlight. And becoming vastly stronger. As seen in this video. > Turning evil. > Turning into a boneless blob. > Only one of these i made up. Guess.
These kryptonite effects have really changed over the years Orange went from a temporary effect to straight up permanent with the League of Super pets movie. And they didn’t get krypto powers, but their own powers Pink went from turning a kryptonian gay, to straight up gender bend them Gold i think got so nerfed from taking a kryptonian’s power away permanently, to just give superman amnesia Those are the only kryptonites i know of that has shown changes from the comics
The black one drove him crazy in the metal saga The blue heals him in injustice And the red leaves him with transparent skin, causing a lot of pain, and making him so strong that he can destroy the earth if he loses focus
He's referring to the fact that certain writers made it turn him gay and other literally turned him into a woman. Lol . Also nice pfp. Love that series.@@groundcontrol0597
it's funny how in the tv shows red kryptonite is the one that makes Superman loses his inhibitions whilst silver (on Smallville) was the one that made him a paranoid nut.
The pink kryptonite has been changed recently for obvious reasons. It now gender swaps the subject. We see this in a Firestorm and Superman episode of "Justice League Action".
Didn't they retcon pink so now it turns kryptonians into the opposite gender. I remember justice league action had Firestorm help Superman fight Matalo. And he kept transforming the kryptnite into the different tyeps.
Anybody else remember when Batman made what was essentially a kryptonite infinity gauntlet in Dark Knights: Metal? It even had the periwinkle kryptonite.
In the animated show Justice league Action, pink Kryptonite made Superman into a woman. They were cycling throughout all the Kryptonites, and when they got to pink, yeah, it is a kid's show, so i can see why they changed it for the censors.
He becomes enraged, powerless, gives an animal superpowers, poisoned, counters bizarro and Ultraman, and ✨F A B O U L O U S✨ (it's the closest to purple kryptonite there is). Surprisingly doesn't turn him gay tho.
superman: bruce its a very rare stone batman: oh well theres more than one the yellow one the black on...the PINK one superman: we don't talk about the pink one
Actually, Red has a different effect every time, the reason Superman looked like that is because he was freaking out that the red kryptonite made his skin clear
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“Its a very rare stone, Bruce”
*The rare stone in question:*
The average purse snatcher's rock collection
Whats the Krytonite that gives the the WarnerBros execs a fking brain?
@@coolman72891 Probably the unionizing kryptonite
Have you ever seen a real diamond?
I stop a bank robbery and they each had 5
we dont talk about the pink one
He's got you there Clark
“Like your any better your greatest enemy just freezes the floor and you got flying”
"Your a seasonal super hero! And YOU! your weakness is the color *yellow*"
@@Seeker_Of_Truth-zf3di wait are serious
Lmao
Fabulous Superman will forever be remembered for no reason
So no one gonna talk about how the black one litteraly turned him black ?
He never explained what it was
@@StevenJones851he did though
@@bruhthatscrazyngl ohhhh well I'm sure the original commenter meant why Superman changed Race
Black and white. Good and evil. He never explained black kryptonite could change a kryptonian race
yeah bro ain't slick
"theres the red one, the black one... The pink one"
"We dont talk about the pink one"
"Hes got you there clark"
@@Pindeckoo1 like your any better, one of your greatest villains freezes the floor and you go flying, your a seasonal superhero.
@@potatobro7692and you, your weakness is the color yellow
@@wade5743 "wait are you serious"
@@potatobro7692 yeah so what? If a meteor is crashing down to earth I’d like to see you stop it
That black one at the beginning 😭😭😭
Fr, I was looking for a comment like this 💀👍
Political pandering is what it is.
@seijin4426 or it's just a joke. Relax.
@@seijin4426black super man has exist for 50 years on earth 2. Your the one pushing politics chud
@@voodazzit’s cliche af
I just find it hilarious how sometimes a piece of kryptonite the size of a little fingernail is enough to give him a damn brain aneurism, and next time a huge chunk bigger than his head barely gives him an itch.
My guess the smaller it is the more concentrated I guess
Metal purity still applies
Insulation.
His atoms can house as much energy as he can absorb in its multi-layered rings.
If his rings are complete (lack free electrons/free energy space), kryptonite will do very little against him.
If Superman is without the charge, however, every space of his rings in atoms can be filled and corrupted with kryptonite energy/radiation.
Typical insulation stuff
@@kappadarwin9476 Or it has to do with his own perception of the threat level. He sees a massive chunk? he's on guard for it, his body fights it harder before it can get into his system. Someone laces a pair of sap gloves with it, catches him off guard? He's getting rocked.
He broke out of kryptonite handcuffs when swapping rogues galleries with batman once 😂 it makes no sense half the time
Imagine if we call all our metals "yellow earthite", "white earthite", "brown earthite", "gray earthite",...
Earthium sounds better imo
Territe Crystals?
Tbf, I doubt he named it. Scientists on earth probably did. So it's more like going to mars and hearing native martians calling a ruby a "red earthite"
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Dun let the martians hear you talking ish about our earthites
Black Kryptonite is always so unclear.
There are versions where it splits you in two, another where it turns you evil and a final one where it makes you kill the ones you love and THEN kills you.
"Just a bit zesty"
You mean gay
no that's pink@@T_EDWARDBANKS
@@jordancrooks6752they changed pinks purpose
A pinch of gay
Oh like Drake
"... The piink one?"
"We don't talk about the pink one."
we don't talk about Bruno
@@nickfielding5685I was just thinking of this.
"He's got you there, Bruce."
Solidjj reference right there
@@kenneth2shu935"Like you're any better.."
In _Justice League: Action_ pink kryptonite turns him into a woman. His response is “I can work with this” cause all the other forms of kryptonite that Firestorm had cycled Metallo’s power source through caused problems. He can still fight while being exposed to pink kryptonite.
Imagine Batman rolling up to the fight with the pink kryptonite
Superman: "Bend over Bruce"
These days, he just turns into a woman and asks why.
@@thelast749nahhhh Bruce is taking those kryptonian backshots that made Joker cry in fear
Going in for a different type of battle
Superman finna treat Batman like they in a public jail bath and Batman dropped the soap😂
“The blue one, the pink one.”
We don’t talk about the pink one
“He’s got you there Clark”
“Like you’re any better. One of your main supervillains freezes the floor, you go flying. You’re a seasonal superhero.”
@@jadenfavor1288 and you… your weakness is the colour yellow.
@@Just-a-random-dude86 “wait are you serious”
@@yapyapthedestroyer2562yeah so what?
If a meteor is about to crash down the earth, what are you going to do?
"Golden Kryptonite, courtesy of Firestorm"
-Batman
In justice league action pink kriponite switches your sex turning superman into superwoman
Its funny they chose that rather than superman getting turned gay
It can be argued that he still turned him gay because his auttraction towards women didn't change. Plus, how are you supposed to show him suddenly gay? Have him randomly flirt with the others when he doesnt even do that as straight? @ChristianKirboDaPoyo
@@cameoshadowness7757Wait so lesbian Superman is technically a thing
@@Synthwra1th yeah. On a technicality
@cameoshadowness7757 he started flirting with Olsen I think his name is, the photographer.
Lex: You've fallen for my trap, Superman. With this pink kryptonite, I'll finally.......wait, why are you looking at me like that?
YOU'RE LOOKING DUMMY THICC TODAY LEX 😈
And why are you taking off your suit?
Why are you tying me UP!?!?
Superman” hello there, sexy Lexi now I’m going to give it to you straight I like you and I want you now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours”
AND WHY ARE YOU PULLING OFF YOUR PAN-
I like how most of these make sense in the theme of super heroes and then you have Pink, white, and Periwinkle
Batman showing his kryptonite collection be like:
Batman points to the pink one: 'And I got this one in case I found out that superman's unborn child needs to be eliminated.'
How much kryptonite do you have?
"I got bluuuee, I got piiink, I got reeed, I got gooold I got puuurple, I got platinuuum, I got whiiite, I got blaaack"
@@EkEMaN91More like from the next private Justice league meeting is😭
@wallywest3326 so you read Phaustos comics too?
@@donkeymonkey2518 We've got all the colors of the rainbow.
Red also sometimes enraged a kryptonian. Blue is also poison to Ultraman from the crime syndicate and pink also sometimes turns superman into a woman
That makes sense, Ultraman is technically a reverse Superman
The pink one also makes attracted to... ya know, the opposite gender.
"Ultraman"
Me: GODZILLA REFERENCE IN OHIO!?
True @@HollowEarthBuddies
Red can have any bizarre effect on Superman, aging him, splitting him in two, making him evil, blind, anything, but it only lasts 24-48 hours
Red Kryptonite does whatever the plot says it does in a given story
Batman with superman abilities.☠️
@Phoenix-zp8bd he'll first get payback on Bane
Had to get that superman edition
I'm surprised no batman fan uses the "maybe if he gets enough prep time to get his hands on platinum or gold kryptonite,he can beat Superman" argument in power scaling arguments.
@@silvercarnage9706he did use gold kryptonite to beat superman in injustice 2
There was actually a comic where Superman landed in Gotham instead of Smallville, and he was raised as Bruce Wayne and becomes Batman; I forgot what happened to the real Bruce Wayne tho 😅
Zesty superman. The hero we didnt know we needed
Unfortunately for the gay community... No one will survive Kryptonian back shots. 💀
"just a bit zesty" goes hard🔥🔥💥💥💯🗣🗣🗣
"We don't talk about the pink one..."
"He's got you there Clark"
@@efreniiibravante4373 "Like you're any better your greatest enemy just freezes the floor and you go flying"
Diddynite 👅
@@I_Was_Groot_2000"You're a seasonal superhero. And you! Your weakness is the color yellow"
“Wait are you serious?”
Don’t give him The Pink One
To late. He was given it
Lol 😂
?@@Breviparopus Damn, you didn't even wait.
We. Dont. talk. About. The. Pink. One.
If superman already gay if you give pink one did he turn straight or become more gay???
🤔 🤔 🤔
Don’t give Deadpool the pink kryptonite because he will immediately start looking for Superman and pull out the bondage.
Well Deadpool would do that regardless of pink kryptonite
Red Kryptonite in silver age and several other continuities gives you a random mutation.
Including
> Turning into a fish man.
> Turning into a ant man.
> Turning into a giant man.
> Losing invulnerablity, but only on one side.
> Losing all his powers but gains elemental powers.
> Turning the skin transparent, so he painfully absorbs all sunlight. And becoming vastly stronger. As seen in this video.
> Turning evil.
> Turning into a boneless blob.
> Only one of these i made up. Guess.
Turns him evil maybe?
The elemental one?
@@aashishmisra9683 nope. Good guess.
@@Bold_Bulma Yep. You win.
@@AMPMASTER10 👍 I don’t even read the Superman comics (I listen to any shorts about Superman comics tho), that specific one just seemed out of place🤣
These kryptonite effects have really changed over the years
Orange went from a temporary effect to straight up permanent with the League of Super pets movie. And they didn’t get krypto powers, but their own powers
Pink went from turning a kryptonian gay, to straight up gender bend them
Gold i think got so nerfed from taking a kryptonian’s power away permanently, to just give superman amnesia
Those are the only kryptonites i know of that has shown changes from the comics
Arguably, Pink's much better now
Blue was an aoe kryptonian power blocker from what I knew 15 years ago or so
The black one drove him crazy in the metal saga
The blue heals him in injustice
And the red leaves him with transparent skin, causing a lot of pain, and making him so strong that he can destroy the earth if he loses focus
@@chadderbug7587he keeps his attraction to women so he becomes a lesbian
So pink turn Superman into a woman,
Does he still like Lois in that form?
Big fan of the fact that there are two types of kryptonite that don’t hurt him but just make him feel himself a lil bit
Give me the platinum Kryptonite And no one gets hurt.
You also get the weakness of doing kryptonite so it's a double-edged sword it hurts you more than it hurts it!
Give me the pink one and no one gets hurt.
Give me pink and what I can do
You see, red kryptonite does whatever the writers want it to do
So does pink
@@axl256gamesx7 Pink seems to lean towards a more effeminate effect. Red is all over the place.
He's referring to the fact that certain writers made it turn him gay and other literally turned him into a woman. Lol . Also nice pfp. Love that series.@@groundcontrol0597
Battle network fan detected💪🏾
I'd recognize the hikari Crest anywhere😂
The fking rainbow of kryptonites still blows my brain tho...
the pink kryptonite caught me so off guard💀💀
fr
It's been retconed btw it's the gender bender kryptonite instead only works on kryptonians so far only shown on superman
@@sirlinkthefourth6755I wouldn’t mind it being the “gay/lesbian” and being used in supergirl tho
@StaccAdollaPacApunch you didn't need to ping me and tell me what porn you liked, that was completely unesasary and unwanted information.
@@sirlinkthefourth6755 that’s the best you could do? 🤨 if your gonna clown you have to do better then that.
Batman with Superman's powers would be an awesome force of nature.
A bank card isnt a superpower.
@@mistermyself1128 Okay.
I mean, in this scenario...
Either the Joker finds a platinum kryptonite to obtain Kryptonian powers, or he gets annihilated instantly
If Batman Lex Luther Deathstroke Especially Joker Gain Access to Platinum Kryptonite The DC UNIVERSE Would Definitely Be In Trouble.
Batman once had superman powers and it drove him insane
I recall one comic where the effects of yellow kryptonite were temporary, but it was like one panel so it likely was just a continuity error
I haved to laugh at the "pink one"😂😂😂
I literally paused the video on the pink one for how much it made me laugh 😂😂😂
We don't talk about the pink one.
Superman be like: I likes ya. And I wants ya. So we can do this the easy way. Or the hard way. The choice is yours lex.
"Theres all these new kryptonites, the green one the red one.... *The pink one"*
*"We don't talk about the pink one"*
He's got you there clark
" Like you're any better, your greatest enemy just freezes the floor and you go flying. "
“You’re a seasonal superhero.”
@@joeyburkhart6602"And you! Your Weakness is color yellow"
“Wait are you serious-“
“Yeah so what?! If a meteor was going to crash into Earth I’d like to see you stop it!”
we dont talk about the pink one..
-superman solid jj
I was DREADING the mention of pink kryptonite 😂😂
Shutup! Don’t say that name
LEGO crystals is the only way to depict kryptonite from now on.
it's funny how in the tv shows red kryptonite is the one that makes Superman loses his inhibitions whilst silver (on Smallville) was the one that made him a paranoid nut.
The pink kryptonite has been changed recently for obvious reasons. It now gender swaps the subject. We see this in a Firestorm and Superman episode of "Justice League Action".
I love how they’re all Lego lol
LMAO
The pink one! 😅🤣👌🏻 classic! Yo, absolutely love the chip tune version of the justice league unlimited theme! Sick! 😎👍🏻
"Will and Grace" was ON THE AIR
2003!?!?!?!?
Yo, what a deep cut.
What's this quote from? I remember it, but don't remember where🤔
@@realSerran It's from an episode of the web game show Um, Actually.
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@@realSerran An episode of "Um, actually !"
I love the sound track in the back
imagine hitting clark with the pink one and he goes „staaawp omgaaaawde“🩷🤗✨💅🙄
I really am enjoying the Justice League Unlimited theme playing in the background
Justice League Unlimited Song Superman Is Best
Yes its the best one
"We don't talk about the pink one" 👀
-Superman
That justice league unlimited theme is to damn good! Give me soo much nostalgia!
Waiting for zesty kryptonite
thats periwinkle
Ask batman, he has 5k+ kryptonite variation.
Eyes opened wider than my brown one after a bowel-buster meal when i saw him turn black
For the the last time it's a rare stone
-Superman
Didn't they retcon pink so now it turns kryptonians into the opposite gender. I remember justice league action had Firestorm help Superman fight Matalo. And he kept transforming the kryptnite into the different tyeps.
Yeah, pretty sure they did
Yeah instead of of him being gay they made it make him trans
@@cutedog3211how is he trans if he gets changed into an actual woman
@@xxkamikazexx5150he was a man, now he’s a woman, that’s what being trans is.
@@xxkamikazexx5150what do you think trans means?
You forgot the one that makes him high and gives him the munchies.
Silver kryptonite
Red Kryptonite does whatever the writers want and we don’t talk about the pink one
Whole time i was waiting ot "pink cryptonite"
we don't talk enough about the pink one
Pink has been updated so now it turns Superman into the opposite gender
😬
It makes sense since Periwinkle makes him zesty, so we don't need two rocks making him gay lol
I'm craving for some pink kryptonite
Ewwww
@@itegbojenolan5980Toddler spotted.
Nasty
@@StevenJones851 I wanna be a homosseuxal
i NEED the pink kryptonite!
Nah the start was crazy green for poison and black for switch race💀
I love hearing the Justice League Unlimited song, I grew up with that show
Anybody else remember when Batman made what was essentially a kryptonite infinity gauntlet in Dark Knights: Metal? It even had the periwinkle kryptonite.
Give him the pink kryptonite & send him Uganda to get interviewed
"So Supa man... why are you gehhh?"
One of my favorite videos, just the way he says gay kills me 😂
Great video
"two people one good and one evil"
damnnnnn this was fire🔥
Sooo yo dark side pretty much?
I love how the kryptonite is actually just the Lego crystal piece in different colors
"There is the green one, the red one.... The pink one"
"We don't talk about the pink one"
"He got you there, Clark"
In the animated show Justice league Action, pink Kryptonite made Superman into a woman. They were cycling throughout all the Kryptonites, and when they got to pink, yeah, it is a kid's show, so i can see why they changed it for the censors.
It also didn't distract him easily at all like the gay variation, so I actually prefer it.
@@coomcharger6105"I can work with this."
@@AZDfox And he did . . . Or she in this context.
@@coomcharger6105so his, or her mind remains unchanged?
If that the case, the pink one still makes her gay
@@tamsuemomwife With extra steps yes
"Oh, wow, there's pink. It's nice they are gonna be mature and treat it like any other color- nope! Back to kindergarten humor."
Actually, gold needs prolonged exposure to permanently remove powers. It only temporarily removes powers if it’s a very short amount of exposure
used to be any exposure did it they had to retcon it because they didnt want every kryptonian to lose their powers that easily
@@maltesefalcon85 it did? Thats nice to know! Thanks
In _Justice League Action,_ they gave Pink Kryptonite a different effect.
I like how he gave us the specific comic the pink one was from
The background music is taking me back to my childhood THANK YOU for adding it 🥹
Could I maybe borrow that pink kryptonite?🤐
Why are you gay?
depends which version cuz...will have a problem if you're talking old
The justice league unlimited background ost gives soooo much nostalgia
*cough* *cough*
Hey Clark. CATCH
*PINK KRYPTONITE*
The massage to our life find platinum kryptonite 😅
Rainbow Kryptonite 🌈
The worst one
Gay^2
He becomes enraged, powerless, gives an animal superpowers, poisoned, counters bizarro and Ultraman, and ✨F A B O U L O U S✨ (it's the closest to purple kryptonite there is).
Surprisingly doesn't turn him gay tho.
All the effects
@@blake_the_dreadnought "except black, there's no black in a rainbow"
superman: bruce its a very rare stone
batman: oh well theres more than one the yellow one the black on...the PINK one
superman: we don't talk about the pink one
“We don’t talk about the pink one.”
-Superman, Clark Kent, Kal-El, Batman’s sandwich maker
Batman with Superman’s powers would be a menace.
He was, the power corrupted his morals
The pink one
We don't talk about the pink one...
He got you there Clerk
@@maeganjones7863 and like you're any better. Your enemy freezes the ground and you go flying.
@@maeganjones7863 ur a seasonal hero
@@babajaga-l3fAnd you! Your weakness is the color yellow!
BatmanWhoLaugh: You forgot about my *Modified Strand Of Black Kryptonite* babe😘
Do every decade has a tall guy
Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
2000s
Or Aku from Samurai Jack
2000s paintbrush from ii
Magic Kelly or whatever his name is
Question to Ask:
What will happen if Kryptonite Colors Forge It into a Lantern Ring Powers?
"Hey Superman......You want. this *pink* thing?"
- excellent -
PERIWINKLE KRYPTONITE MENTION! God, I love Art Baltezar
Tiny Titans!!
I find it hilarious that the pink kryptonite is the only one that got an issue reference.
Like, you don’t believe me check for yourself lmao
That black kryptointe transition is insane
oh, so black makes him eat chicken
“Just a bit zesty” oh, well thank you for specifying, tf🤣
I love how he sighted the source on the Kryptonite
"Are you gay?"
"No baby I'm just fabulous."
The orange one explains the Super Pets movie lol.
Actually, Red has a different effect every time, the reason Superman looked like that is because he was freaking out that the red kryptonite made his skin clear
I'm gonna need that platinum kryptonite and that orange kryptonite for my dog and black kryptonite for later we about be superheroes up here
Jeez a Superman Batman would be terrifying