Rice

It’s time to give some love to our smallest menu staple: rice. Did you know rice has been farmed for more than 10,000 years? And that it’s been growing in the wild for 14 million years? We get our rice from farms all over the country-including the McKaskle Family Farm in Braggadocio, Missouri. Want to learn more?

[@YURIexr]

She sounds like that lady for monster's inc

[@beerbelly445]

Jerret 😂 the fat depression causing slug?

[@exzaf]

bruh i thought you were gonna show us how to make it

[@rain1fy]

Exzaf they kinda did...

[@ceoge4887]

TIᗰOTᕼY KIᗰ yea no shit

[@bryanbui2215]

If you watched the video, you would know sherlock

[@sammyy1757]

Exzaf to make rice,first rinse the rise,then put it in a rice cooker,put water,then turn on the rice cooker,then done

[@reremelnopclick5080]

How to make rice? I hate people...

[@imasepan]

Take a shot every time they say rice.

[@YoshBagoche]

Hurry Calls We will die D:

[@natal2822]

Hurry Calls I would be dead

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Isn't sake or some other alcohol made of rice? So just eat rice every time they say rice.

[@thefriendlynarwhal8888]

I counted 35 rice

[@njood96]

that would be 34 shots.

[@enjoyingthequiet]

Chipotle yall need to chill with them stingy ass scoops of rice then pretend like your arm wrestling hulk hogan when you go to wrap my burrito

[@zwel6022]

Fr lmao

[@mrsjoy8831]

lol

[@gabrielyossef4436]

Is Ricegum considered rice?

[@jesylyn]

Roronoa Zoro no he’s beef

[@plumyster4062]

He's evolved rice

[@KirbyLinkACW]

He's cooked rice.

[@gabrielyossef4436]

KirbyLinkACW you mean roasted?

[@DoctieMoctieYT]

Roronoa Zoro yes a type of cancerous rice

[@miubows]

1:04 me whenever someone comes to me with their problems

[@michigo_]

I love the artistry in this!

[@emipieee-9161]

I love her voice 😍

[@posato1488]

emipieee - For me it's too monotone

[@timothyzhang9658]

I'm still waiting for what rice tastes like

[@emmanuelagaba4179]

wow wow same 2 years later

[@JaysBestDeals]

Me: Here I am watching a video of rice.
Me: Here I am taking a dump with rice in it.
Why’s rice in it?
Me: Because I ate a bowl of rice this morning.
I love rice 🍚

[@herpsenderpsen]

holy hell your digestive system is quick

[@doggofrs9651]

herpsenderpsen lol the food isn't even dissolved and is already coming back out

[@nihjling]

I eat my shit to save money on rice.

[@doggofrs9651]

pants . gif and u shit out rice with poop in it

[@sharjela7559]

*ME COUNTING HOW MANY TIMES THIS VIDEO SAID “RICE”*
(i’m asian)

[@nou5957]

Sharjela Carbonara good to know

[@noraeld5020]

HOW MANY

[@imasepan]

SAD

[@char2830]

The amount of coments is sad
Edit: Thx for likes

[@oscarwu8889]

Have a reply

[@char2830]

Good point

[@rave8334]

True

[@hazeljose669]

It is currently 1 am and I’m watching a video about chipotle rice

[@mimimscott]

Hazel Jose my life

[@agaston1224]

Hazel Jose 4 am for me

[@junodelcampo946]

Dude it just turned 1:00 AM for me... Weird

[@bryt-tney1656]

I thought they were going to show how they made it but this was so much better. The narrators voice is so amusingly monotoned lmaoooo

[@celestarogers4227]

Bravo! Most entertaining video on rice ever! Thank you, Chipotle.

[@imaXkillXya]

No black rice?
This video is *ricist*.

[@CatholicShrimp]

Oof

[@hk859]

yo ur a jenius

[@ifteharulhaque2600]

SAD

[@dylankiley5001]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@charliemlo5468]

*racist.* *

[@muffycrosswire]

narrator has a weird accent.

[@crazysydnee]

4ever I'm pretty sure it's a New York or Jersey accent

[@rem3531]

she has that stereotypical lunch lady accent

[@Heynmffc]

crazysydnee not New York, that’s Massachusetts.

[@totogirl0]

Who is the narrator? I’m obsessed with her voice, accent, delivery, everything!

[@nocegyrpo6082]

Wow... I enjoyed that... Rice.

[@hannia6033]

I don’t know how I got here, or why I watched the whole thing... BUT I LIKE IT

[@drinkbleach2118]

this reminds me of how genna narrate 2 of her videos about her cermit and paesh

[@NateStrikesAgain]

Such a well done video!

[@Phox-in-a-Box]

Surprisingly entertaining.

[@Frappelychee]

1:37 - 1:44 "A LOT OF RICE. Here is 50 lbs of rice. Here is 50 lbs of rice... IN A *BAG* " 🤭🤭🤭

[@watchgoodday]

Y’all know we be filling the cooking pot to the top

[@junipotpie]

"it destroyed everything we had."
"sad."

[@walkwiththestoicsyt]

love chipotle from lebanon country

[@Selenassoto]

I’m really craving Chipotle now 🍚 🍚 🍚

[@yasenyaso9739]

Didn’t know Wes Anderson made a short video documentary about rice....

[@jamiekohlhorst6533]

This video makes me too happy

[@RummanNaser]

#Boycottchipotlebecuzitdidnthirejameslike3yearsago..
I hope you get it

[@GLOw7125]

Rumman Naser I get it. Odd1sout for life!

[@nicolettegeoola]

for anyone wondering its in Odd1sout youutube channel in one of the soobway stories

[@nathanieldvorkin902]

Theodd1sout

[@theoddguysout510]

TheOdd1sOut

[@mikekrellwitz6356]

Wes anderson really outdid himself with this one

[@beyondthewoodlands]

great enthusiasm

[@user-yr5qy9uc6h]

Came for a recipe, stayed for the memeness of this

[@gamer-ry7jc]

That's a lot of RICE

[@rushiljohal]

Her voice is me at school.

[@rheak7209]

the narrator reminds me of jenna marbles videos on how to make your marble grow

[@SkyKangaroo]

lol the narrator's voice killed me

[@lavaa7045]

I ate this rice once, and while I wasnt allergic to any of the ingredients, I still had an allergic reaction

[@reallylai3275]

Drinking game: take a shot every time you hear “rice”

[@memeboi8880]

And here is samonella , we make it here at chipoltle

[@davidmorales2859]

This is a parody of Jenna marbles

[@shauneenicole2535]

It'd be nice if Chipotle had Cauliflower rice as a option for us low-carb eaters.

[@beerbelly445]

Shaunée Nicole calm down, that's more like for yourself only. Cauliflower rice for us low carb eaters 😂😂😂 go to Soup Plantation with that bullshit.

[@jacyborreaux919]

You won't be seeing my money again for that manager wrongful dismissal! I am taking my business to chic fil a

[@user-st5up4kh9y]

I love your voice..!

[@ethanhunt5818]

I want to lay in a bed of dry rice

[@jacobh5759]

Better than all the other voice overs

[@flamevix]

Rice is freaking amazing.

[@zeck_o5430]

Thanks

[@andrew17s]

Best staple

[@noraeld5020]

Amazing

[@Anthony-lq1ny]

Rice tastes like rice

[@fernandopena4664]

I love her voice.

[@zektonium-8766]

i LOVE TO WATCH RANDOM VIDEO

[@simao2683]

Looks like a Wes Anderson movie...

[@antisocialpotato7631]

Nice narrative

[@thelamborghinilover2726]

The narrator was like I'm done so I will screw the video up with my voice

[@coolchant123]

Is it weird that I watched this video while eating rice?

[@harkaranvir]

Who gave this video it's voiceover! HILARIOUS! 😂

[@horchataanielka4587]

I want rice.

[@carltonbanks6677]

Rice rice baby

[@kensonl4239]

Rice. I like rice.

[@shyguy6476]

This is funniest thing i ever seen everyone in the comments is like i thought they were gonna show us how to make rice
Chipotle** no here is a grain of rice🍚🤣😂🤣😂

[@darkangel13915]

Anyone know how much water do I put in White rice and brown rice?
I don’t wanna keep asking the kitchen manager how much do I put because I keep asking and forgetting

[@godfather9349]

I want a asian rice ;)

[@kingfedrick-alpha8454]

Love

[@zeezas1241]

Good video

[@zeezas1241]

I sound like a spam bot, but no this was actually a really cool video

[@__8023]

Second!

[@amaryllis5468]

AMAZING!

[@AE-yu3cx]

DAM! thats some goodass rice

[@zac2361]

She sounds like she never wanted to do this commercial.

[@jamesken6182]

sup bro it’s part of the intended feel of the video

[@alielatrache5881]

This is too funny !

[@playboithecreator8778]

I JUST HAD A CRAZY IDEA TO MAKE A RICE TACO!!!... Unless that's already been made

[@pourekk]

Add a spoiler and sticker on a Honda Civic every time she says rice.(stickers add hp right?)

[@pigston3661]

I like rice

[@alyxhoangtran5179]

is it weird that i laughed at the part when the tornado destroyed everything and the narrator said *sad* really weird?

[@underworldss_]

*rice.*
👁👄👁

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-ri1pu]

Dem grainsss

[@themain_XD]

*Nice*

[@llawliet6484]

I love this new level of shitpost.

[@DragonBuilds]

Am I rice or do I just taste like rice?

[@XRPKINGS]

Who do I contact if I want to pitch a concept to Chipotle?

[@SuavecitoSlim]

....I’m finna fucking throw hands with the cashier if she puts *THAT* much rice up in my burrito. Bitch get another scoop. There it is *Rice*

[@static750]

its ironic that chipotle even lets people comment, because they have like the most haters out of all country wide chain restaurants.

[@alexstamas7645]

This shit actually funny

[@jozmate3091]

So is this about rice?

[@epark24]

Rice.

[@lilpeeperss3662]

Jimmy Park rice

[@Juandinggong]

They show everything except where chicken comes from

[@ricksanchez9191]

I like how they put a little dab of rice on the tortilla at the end. We all know a chipotle burrito is 99.5% rice.

[@user-fs7qy6jr1x]

i wish Australia had Chitpole oh my my

[@LinkWave290]

She sounds like Plankton's wife

[@King_Neff]

You know what’s sad. I’ve never tried Chipotle

[@ExtrovertedCenobite]

I tried it twice, the second time out of necessity. That was 6 years ago and never went back. It should be renamed 'Shitpotle'!

[@adrian-kr5fy]

nice

[@lexismart100]

Narrator kinda sounds like Nicki Minaj.

[@doodledunce]

Mmm... Rice

[@lr_korone_suki267]

is that a fucking bus on top of a building?!?!?, *DAAMN..*
1:03

[@saakmalo8273]

I don’t know why I’m watching this but rice is cool I guess

[@masterbrice]

got any chocolate? (sponge bob)

[@Leo-ng6bo]

Like a Wes Anderson movie.