Fools. The only reason the tug looks slow is because its traveling extremely fast. It gives the illusion of moving slow but in reality its just laping all the boats multiple times.
The tug in fact is actually so fast that it’s looping the planet 47 thousand times per second, and crossing dimensions at the same time, it’s only an illusion that it’s going at a slow pace
Thanks for not making this a 17 minute video where the intro is 14 minutes of talking and going “what’s up guys Ali-A here and today I’m going to waste your time”
jackthegamer I see so many people on the Gta community hates him and idk why nothings been done about it yet😂 this man still gets views on his rants till this day
Just a minor error in the video, the boat which came 5th is actually a speeder, not a toro, the actual toro came 8th, after all the checks and tweaks to the video I did there always seems to be something that slips through :L
p3rran-gaming , Or a fast torpedo boat with torpedo tubes that launch torpedoes, and a heavy Soviet anti-aircraft machine gun mounted on the top-front deck infront of the drivers view. Now add a Katuyasha styled rocket launcher rack and it would be overkill!
While I would like a naval DLC I don't think that the map makes it interesting, the only rute where boats are useful is between LS and that town up north, however there's a highway along the coast making it easier to just grab a car, if the coast of GTA 5 had some more interesting places along the coast it would be worth it.
Alex Proev my wife and I own a pontoon boat and two jet skis, the jet skis are considerably faster than the pontoon boat, yet we paid considerably more for the pontoon boat.
To begin the great boat race, the ceremonial torch is being delivered by old champion, the Tug. Any minute now. *Two hours later* He's almost a quarter of the way there...
Not sure if the clip was that good or it was because me and my friend were drunk, but we literally ended up rolling on floors laughing. Dude, it was just perfect. But a big explosion at the end was missing tho.
I miss the days before the Oppressor MK2 when I could launch an Oppressor MK1 off the back of a tug and freak people out. :( I used to love air dropping it from an Avenger too, to piss off pilots who were sure you were cheating when you engaged them in an oppressor dogfight at 4,000 feet.
Do your own tests for this shit. Race a speeder vs a jetmax on your own. I've done it both leaning back from a dig and the speeder wins in flat water by about a half a boat but the second it gets into the waves it leaves the jetmax behind
That was funny, especially at the end when all the boats ether land or fly right over "bye have a great time!" XD and then the tug just ".....TINK....BOOOM" awesome!
Tbh we need a naval update! 10 boats is not enough. give us more boats and the ability to customise each boat. And I don't want to be like the smugglers run where you can only customise the new vehicles.
A little tip for everyone, just keep pulling back on the rifht stick of your controller and you will build up speed alot faster than just holdinf down the gas
Lol, the sped up music in the sped up part reminds me of my days playing Pokémon Emerald on my emulator. I would always speed up the game and the music sped up as a result.
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It used to be the marquis when you picked it up with a cargobob and it got launched across the city but im pretty sure they patched it out. It was super hard to do as you had to hook the top of the mast. You could hook the cabin too but it would instantly and quite violently hurl your heli into the ground.
I still love my tug. She might be slow but in gta4 that was the only way to go between the cities for me. In gta5 I use her at least once a month for just shots and giggles
Fools. The only reason the tug looks slow is because its traveling extremely fast. It gives the illusion of moving slow but in reality its just laping all the boats multiple times.
Jack Finnegan I agree
Yass I agree
Yeah me too
Oh wow we all have the same name
And same videos
The tug in fact is actually so fast that it’s looping the planet 47 thousand times per second, and crossing dimensions at the same time, it’s only an illusion that it’s going at a slow pace
Its too dangerous!
Ah yes, my suspicions about the Tug boat were confirmed; it is too goddamned powerful.
Misitu sexy asf too
Did you see any kd warriors there? Nope, they were too scared, not even orbital cannon was present.
Rockstar needs to fucking Nerf it I'm sick of being killed by it Everytime I walk out of my apartment
D'jango Markov what
Loki
_He must be using the tsunami mod_
Thanks for not making this a 17 minute video where the intro is 14 minutes of talking and going “what’s up guys Ali-A here and today I’m going to waste your time”
definitely!! good to see just genuine content
IN FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE
Piddles McGee beat
Piddles McGee haha i’m dying
jackthegamer I see so many people on the Gta community hates him and idk why nothings been done about it yet😂 this man still gets views on his rants till this day
*The yacht wins automatically since it can TP..*
The yacht even faster than the Hydra.
no there is a loading screen
Tobias 48 *Yeah and it’s still faster than all the other boats.*
But still you cant set a custom destination with the yacht , all of the options are automatically generated
What if everybody has a yacht in a full public session?
Everyone knows that nothing will bear the superior power of the *TUG*
Just a minor error in the video, the boat which came 5th is actually a speeder, not a toro, the actual toro came 8th, after all the checks and tweaks to the video I did there always seems to be something that slips through :L
Yeah I got confused cause I got that boat with my yacht and then i saw it again at 5th place. so it's only 8th not 5th.
do a glendale review
I know these aren't boats but what about the blazer and technical aqua also even tho its a airplane what about the dodo
Pyrerealm gaming o
Pyrerealm gaming I was about to comment on it that until I saw this.
3:01 had me dyin lmao
Rockstar need to now bring out boats with guns... imagine controlling a corvette ship with a small turret with mini guns... would be great fun
p3rran-gaming , Or a fast torpedo boat with torpedo tubes that launch torpedoes, and a heavy Soviet anti-aircraft machine gun mounted on the top-front deck infront of the drivers view. Now add a Katuyasha styled rocket launcher rack and it would be overkill!
There is, no infact there are loads
While I would like a naval DLC I don't think that the map makes it interesting, the only rute where boats are useful is between LS and that town up north, however there's a highway along the coast making it easier to just grab a car, if the coast of GTA 5 had some more interesting places along the coast it would be worth it.
Till you get homing spammed or torpedo spammed
It's called the tug with 2 people.
Tug the best!
hi
no
Bertbert at the end it will crush all the other boats
Bertbert Fuck the rest.
Because of the horn?
A 13.000 dollars seashark beat a 1.500.000 Toro.😓
Alex Proev The Toro is more so made for the extravagant looks than speed.
Shadsy The Hedgehog yes, but is slower than cheapest boat on gta 5
Alex Proev I know but like I say. It's made for the rich people who can afford to use their money for extravagant looks.
Alex Proev lmao seams legit
Alex Proev my wife and I own a pontoon boat and two jet skis, the jet skis are considerably faster than the pontoon boat, yet we paid considerably more for the pontoon boat.
To begin the great boat race, the ceremonial torch is being delivered by old champion, the Tug. Any minute now. *Two hours later* He's almost a quarter of the way there...
It's pretty obvious the tug is the fastest boat in the game
*watches video*
idk about you 😐
Did you just threaten my life with some slang 🤨
@@sofakingonmynuts1438 r/whooosh
@@sofakingonmynuts1438 r/woooooosh
r/im14andthisiswoooosh
And at number 11th the titanic, with an unfortunate time of DNF
Rockstar pls nerf tug boat
Lg So overpowered
I know
Ikr orbital cannon is only counter smh
Curtisg839 Orb isn’t even a counter anymore
Literally I’ve taken out entire sessions with it it’s so damn OP
The tug is made to pull the ship when it starts to sail to make the sailing easier
The voices, sound effects, and comedic timing were spot on for this one! I love it!
Man, this video was so well made, straight to the point, amazingly edited and genuinely funny. Subbed
I need the fastest one to escape Kim jong un
Lol
Jacob McKeel don't let him see this l
Jacob McKeel I
Jacob McKeel I need the fastest one to escape when my family comes over on the holidays
Jacob McKeel 1 to escape drama my mom and bad grades
The new boat is basically 2x as fast as any other
Longfin?
HAHAHAHAHA the Titanic music is actually very fitting for the Marquis well chosen Pyrerealm.
Lost my shit when that came up, combed the comments to see who else picked up on it xD
Trac i did lololol
I laughed out loud at that and also the yeehaw.
2:15 the best part, I'm doing this in gta online. TITANIC ROLEPLAY
Tugboat wins, best music and best horn.
What if you put the tug and the chernobog together?
A Ballistic Missile Boat was created.
the fastest boat is the
faggio
Mc Spazzerton you got that right
Tug
Dump
Mc Spazzerton no bmx
Mc Spazzerton i think bmx is faster than faggio
Hemm i think the fastest thing in the world is patrick's pets rock as we know was rocky
No, that's not true
The fastest thing in this world is hoax spreading in indonesia xD
conclusion : don't buy any
You buy dinghy since you can spawn it with ceo
Conclusion: buy a airplane
『 六代目火影 』KᴀᴋᴀsʜɪTM the mk2 even better and cheaper too.
I purchased the sea shark
Seashark for solo and jetmax for friends.
Thank you for your excellent content. I think it's informative, interesting, humorous and well edited!
What about the amphibious vehicles? The “toyboata” (Kirin Aqua) and ATV? Kind of curious about the APC now too. Lol
If we go that route... does the Deluxo count?^^
no, it doesn't float it levitates above the water.
Ryan Best Might as well complete the party and add the Stromberg and Submarines in there
what about amphibious aircraft
For pure memes, can we see the Tugboat with the speed and maneuverability of the skidoo?
1:24 Toro has to be Speeder there
It is
Not sure if the clip was that good or it was because me and my friend were drunk, but we literally ended up rolling on floors laughing. Dude, it was just perfect. But a big explosion at the end was missing tho.
Can you do a test with the planes too?
Dancing banana pyro is the fastest
There is one already
Now we need more torpedoes, weaponized boats and subs to give the stromberg something to fight in the water
This was a well put together video. I award you 10 points. Good job!
The music to the video fits it perfect plus it's a educational and funny video👍🚤🚢⛵
Thanks for trick
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
**laughs in longfin**
I like the tug only because you can stand on it, modifications would be cool like engine and armour
Damn I thought the tug was gonna win, close race
I think it's safe to say you squeezed every drop of content out of this game that is possible.
Can you please explain how you programmed the AI to sail in a straight line and how you made the setup? (The platform disappeared and then it started)
MODS! Do u even watch this dudes vids?
Euhh, yes? I'm just asking how he programmed the AI that way. What kind of mods?
Yuan Roelofs I dunno but mods literally do everything that’s what there there for he probably just gave it some marker or some shit
I found out. All it is is the ai just accelerating not going to the end as at 1:53 it just drives off
XxThuNDeR_BlaZE xX How did he made them do that tho xd
I miss the days before the Oppressor MK2 when I could launch an Oppressor MK1 off the back of a tug and freak people out. :(
I used to love air dropping it from an Avenger too, to piss off pilots who were sure you were cheating when you engaged them in an oppressor dogfight at 4,000 feet.
Honestly thought thought the jetmaxx for sure but wow 👌🏾
Dammit Mane It is the fastest boat. A other thing is not technically a boat its just an oceanic vehicle
Do your own tests for this shit. Race a speeder vs a jetmax on your own. I've done it both leaning back from a dig and the speeder wins in flat water by about a half a boat but the second it gets into the waves it leaves the jetmax behind
Still love you Tug. Especially in 1st person with high waves
Overall Winner: Yacht
It fast travels to different directions.
Great video man!! No crappy music and no clickbait
Technically, it's the yacht. It travels any of the set locations within seconds.
That was funny, especially at the end when all the boats ether land or fly right over "bye have a great time!" XD and then the tug just ".....TINK....BOOOM" awesome!
Try putting cars or tanks on the tub boat and Making a battle ship
It will sink :\
The 3.2.1 go! Sound gives me heavy Grand turismo nostalgia
This is biased, its obviously the tug boat
You got the starting sound from Grand tourismo lolol
I want more GTA LAB!!!
The music you play over the tug boat gives me instant PTSD of Teimo in Robbaz's new summer car playthrough
Fastest truck and bus
Just for idea :D
Tbh we need a naval update!
10 boats is not enough.
give us more boats and the ability to customise each boat.
And I don't want to be like the smugglers run where you can only customise the new vehicles.
Longfin new winner
simple, short, to the point! love it.
Tug is obviously #1
The Titanic music playing for the the Marquis was the best part
How did the Toro come both 5th and 8th?
Ludvig Aaltonen The 5th one was a Speeder, the 8th was a Toro
He made a mistake 5th place is the speeder they look similar 8th is the real toro
Nathaniel false
A little tip for everyone, just keep pulling back on the rifht stick of your controller and you will build up speed alot faster than just holdinf down the gas
Tug would've won. I'm calling sabotage.
great quality on this vid! you've come a long way, awesome work, man!!!
Where’s the yacht? 🤷🏻♂️
Lol, the sped up music in the sped up part reminds me of my days playing Pokémon Emerald on my emulator. I would always speed up the game and the music sped up as a result.
Toro 5th and 8th??
Wait....your telling me the tugboat is the slowest this cannot be
Tug wins!
Blackee Troll it is pretty big and cool but the slowest vehicle in the game i guess, maybe the dozzer is slower
I would've been much more cooler if they've added cargo space to a tug.
tug is the dump of the sea
Great video man love the theme music and sound effects xD really fits right in!
Why where you playing French music for the tug? Where you implying that the French are slow and shitty? Cause I agree.
Otto von Bismarck Do you perhaps know the name of that music? I'm interested in listening to it on its own
it's from the movie Titanic, when they put to Sea.
Meanwhile in Bavaria
Now this is a good ol fashion quality UA-cam video
*2:30** Hey that is a mexican song xD jajaja i am mexican*
Alfredo Martin Rodriguez Galindo What is the name of the song of 2:30?
Meanwhile in Bavaria
What about the new boat that came out with the cayo perico heist update ??? 😃
This is a 2 years old video. lol
song? 0:01
beach music maybe
I found it the song is called “Carribean party” By Chamonix
Tug win
I dont even need to watch this its obviously the "Thug boat"
Loved the GT4 sound effect for the countdown
Thoreador be like:
"This is truly embarrassing..."
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From the titanic music of the sailboat, to the gloriously majestic God music of the tugboat
I love the end with the tugboat coming up behind the sea shark. If that was real...
Yes!! I knew my good ol' tug boat would win
Great video dude, love the sound effects 👌😊
Love the casual Titanic music.
Awesome vid as usual! 👍 keep rockin’ with the great gta content 👍😄👍
Titanic irl goes 23 knots
Who needs a boat when we have Deluxos? Good video btw
Wow, really cool video and close finish for third 🐶
It used to be the marquis when you picked it up with a cargobob and it got launched across the city but im pretty sure they patched it out. It was super hard to do as you had to hook the top of the mast. You could hook the cabin too but it would instantly and quite violently hurl your heli into the ground.
2:30 I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard
3:07 best part
0:19 ohh that key framing WAS DIRTY
by that i mean i liked it
I actually expected a Truman Show reference when the Marquis arrived.
I still love my tug. She might be slow but in gta4 that was the only way to go between the cities for me. In gta5 I use her at least once a month for just shots and giggles
That moment when you realize the deluxo is the fastest boat
THE BEST VIDEO ON GTA IVE EVER SEEN, SENCERELY!!!!
Feels like I’m watching a Vucko100 video.
I did not expect some of the watercrafts to leave the test altogether XD "you can't keep me here suckah!!!"