Everyone here should note that this process only works if you use the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it. Any other toilet paper brand will not work.
_get low efficiency rates_ Nilered: "I am disappointed, but I expected this." _get high efficiency rates_ Nilered: " *_somethings wrong, I can feel it_* "
“houses and clothes are basically made of sugar” a clothed man sits in a wooden house. is he wearing a house or living in clothes? he screams for he does not know.
We used to keep the coffee in a jar marked "Fe(III) oxide" so it wouldn't get stolen. Then someone did steal it and tried to use it in a reaction, then wondered why it smelled like coffee.
Most people who actually work in labs have some sort of "war story", frequently lethal, about drinking from beakers. Which is why we keep a set of clean 100ml beakers in the whiskey cabinet. And a Kleinstein, for giggles.
Im taking biochemistry this semester and I got exited when I heard Nile say about the buffer solution 🤓 I was like omg something I actually know and can be happy that I learned it ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 10:35
Hey Nile, I’m a brewer/distiller by trade. I think you might have missed out on a lot of glucose when you strained off the liquid from the toilet paper base solution. In my profession we call that first wort! And it’s usually the most concentrated with sugar!
@@Xlfry You mean glucose not cellulose, cellulose is the unbroken form of glucose so yes there was cellulose if he hadn't added the enzyme, which he hadn't so when he strained it he lost some cellulose and in turn lost glucose
At the start when he first put in the toilet paper and started playing with it with his hands I immediately thought about going into the bathroom after my sister
Biochemical process engineer here. I think this overall process is super interesting and this is a cool experiment, but I have some commentary I'd like to share. Rather than using a chemical pretreatment, I believe you could also have finely ground the toilet paper in your buffer medium and the dissolved enzymes in one solution. To grind/chop the pulp, you'd use a high powered blender before enzymatic hydrolysis. So why use alkaline pretreatment at all? Well, the reference you use mentions alkaline pretreatment for "lignocellulosic" biomass, which is a key difference! Alkaline pretreatment for this feedstock functions to remove additional compounds the cellulose is entrained in, like lignin and hemicellulose. However, for high purity cellulose like in paper products, you simply need to increase the surface area of the cellulose before hydrolysis, since the cellulose is no longer entrained in cell walls with the other polymers like it is in raw biomass. I say this only because it might have saved you an extra step and wouldn't have taken as long as you might have believed if the paper was sufficiently ground before hydrolysis. Even though we know alkaline pretreatment works to increase the surface area of cellulose, it might not necessary because it requires an additional consumable and step in the process. Some lignocellulosic pretreatment doesn't even use an alkaline pretreatment. Sulfuric acid pretreatment before hydrolysis and fermentation is also common, even if it functions completely differently than the alkaline pretreatment. In a perfect world, no pretreatment would be required to separate the cellulose from the biomass, but we've yet to figure out a way to do that. I would be happy to send you the papers that review these pretreatment steps if you're interested in this kind of work!
I don't think mechanical grinding would have any effect on toilet paper. It already mechanically separates just from being wet---that is the main characteristic that makes it suitable to be flushed.
magicbuskey Wood grain alcohol is made by condensing wood gas produced in pyrolysis. In this case he is fermenting glucose, which is how you make ethanol
You really are today’s version of a “mad professor!” But I love your videos & I’ve subscribed to see more. Great job Nile. Looking forward to seeing more. 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸
I don’t think a prison cell has all the equipment tho 😂 they’d jus have to drink all the bad shit with it 😷 they could use coffee filters tho ig to separate the main toilet paper n that
Yes and wood alcohol is the common name for methanol, which he removed with the foreshot. The ethanol he kept was not "wood alcohol", but it was alcohol made from wood.
Yes it does bro its just very dilute till you distill it becayse methanols boiling point is super low compared to alcohol wheb you distil any alchohol at all the first 10 to 20% of the projected yeild is called heads or wood water or wood alcohol the middle is called the the hearts and the bottom 30 is tails wich you leave alittle in the heart to give it flavor all alcohol home brewed has methanol but shelf beer and wine is pasturized wich flashes it off and kills the yeast stabilizing it for aging @@Kushothe
Actually, 5 shots (50ml) of 100% pure ethanol would be 5 and a half toilet papers. And 100% ethanol is impossible with distillation because ethanol is an azeotrope so can only destill to around 95.6% ethanol. But you can use molecular sieves to dry out the ethanol and get around 100%. 12 toilet papers would almost give 11 50ml 100% shots
why wipe with it, if it's worth more as contraband? That's why they stink. They have an incentive to do it. And, the officers know it. It get's them used to it, so their values adjust to think TP shouldn't be wasted on bums... Even when they're out...
Great video. Brewer’s tip: next time, boil the sugar water before you ferment it. This will break down leftover carbohydrates (think pasta boil over), and should make distillation cleaner.
I love how every video includes some version of "I didn't expect this to work so well." Dude, that's why we are here! To see something amazing, and weird.
@@crazycodplayer11 I'll just genetically modify my stomach to be more like that of a cows, and my large and small intestines to be fermentation chambers. That way I can just eat the toilet paper in the morning and be pissed by time I get home!
I literally watched a Chubbyemu vid and then watched this. How did you know?! :D
5 років тому+126
NR is a 28 year old male presenting to the emergency room with body pain, nausea and blurred vision. He tells the admitting nurse he had spent a good portion of his life making moonshine out of toilet paper. ... and he's brought to the emergency room, where we are now. After a quick blood test, doctors identify hypolatrinariamia. Hypo - meaning high, latrinariam - meaning toiletpaper and emia - meaning presence in blood. High toilet paper presence in blood.
"Nice and mushy toilet paper stew" Why would you put this sentence out into the world? Why have you cursed my brain with the knowledge of these words together?
"I'm pretty sure that almost any brand would've worked, but I specifically went with the brand with the fluffy kittens on it." This is some quality science content right here.
As a recreational homebrewer (beers and ciders) I was thrilled by your chemist's take on the fermentation step. I noticed you used a hydrometer to measure the alcohol content of the distilled spirits; I've never distilled anything but I use a hydrometer to measure the alcohol content post-fermentation. To do that, you measure the specific gravity of the liquid before and after fermentation. Prior to fermentation, the specific gravity will be greater than 1, due to all the sugar dissolved in the water. After fermentation; the gravity will have dropped (due to the yeast converting sugars into alcohol) and you use the amount of that drop to calculate your %ABV. Your analysis of fermentation put a whole new light on how much chemistry goes on in my hobby. Thanks for all you do!
@@MrMrannoying Percentage of alcohol by volume. Usually measured in percentage points for beers (e.g. 5.8%) and "proof" for distilled spirits (1 proof = 0.5% ABV, 80 Proof = 40% ABV.)
I quit drinking 5 months ago, i miss the brewing process the most. more than the drinking for sure, just making a killer stout or IPA, babying it, doing tastes, kegging it and trying to forget about it for awhile if its a stout, force carbing if its a IPA. My 4 tap keezer still has about 10 gallons in it probably too, no heart to pour it.
@@ChunkyWaterisRealI made my first ever batch of beer recently. The thing is i even don't drink alcohol. Tried a few times but i never liked it. I just made it so i can give to my friends. 😂
To be fair though.....give him a few years......the theory is sound, but he is kind of a mad scientist. So let's see if his liver makes it to 2025. I mean toilet paper is cheap but so is liquor.....I'd rather spend 10 on a cheap bottle than the time to do all this, just to get drunk and go to sleep and wake up with no tp.
So, you want a health potion? Well, I don't have any right now, but if you bring me 5 kg of pig excrement, 10 rotten eggs and one vial of drain cleaner, I can make you some.
I guess the paper in Minecraft is based on papyrus which is an early form of paper, made out of the papyrus plant. The closest equivalent of this plant in Minecraft would be the sugar cane.
The scientist in him ran another experiment to make sure sugars in the additives weren’t contributing to the yield. I’m sure that was a bunch of extra work but I really appreciated that extra attention to detail.
NileRed: deals with uranium and many types of acids very often, and is making alcohol Also NileRed: “but I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it”
Been binging the channel and I've been considering a NileRed drinking game so this is a great video to commit to it on lol Still a work in progress but: * 1/2 shots every time he says "though" * Sips of a larger drink for "however" / "this time" * "A bit" - sip some water (an attempt to balance it out some lol) Drink responsibly, of course
@@Bloodray19 Are you sure they don't call it caustic soda and the mistake was somehow lost in translation? I'm fairly confident that although food grade NaOH does exist, you wouldn't really use it as a replacement for NaHCO₃ as far as I'm aware NaOH would be used as a means to affect PH levels whereas NaHCO₃ is primarily used as a leavening agent. Lye doesn't even produce carbon dioxide. Maybe you're referring to soda ash? But even then why would you use it over regular baking soda.
@@AkumaADemoncus Food Grade caustic does indeed exist. It is used for making pretzels, amongst other things. It would take a brave man to use it for baking soda.
@@CaTastrophy427 Darn, beat me to it :-D Putting a lid on may prevent splashing, but it promotes foaming which can then escape from under the lid. So it really depends if you have a fluid that splashes more, or foams more .
We are molecular beings made of hydrogen oxygen carbon and nitrogen (top 4 chemically active elements) living in a universe made of hydrogen oxygen carbon and nitrogen (also top 4 chemically active elements). Do we live in the universe or does the universe live in us? We all scream for we do not know.
"But if it didn't, I'd have some sad failure footage I could use for something later" "Any toilet paper would have worked, but I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it" I think those two comments on their own broke me out of a funk I've been in for weeks.
Yeah i'm pretty sure he felt that, you can even hear his voice crack at 32:55 right after he took a shot, was probably just trying to keep it professional lmao.
Everyone here should note that this process only works if you use the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it. Any other toilet paper brand will not work.
The fluffy kitten gods allow you to do this
The secret is in the kittens...
@@ryanr27 well that and the Charmin bears will kill you in a drive by shooting if you use their brand.
@@rocketman8808 Charmin doesn't fuck around with what you use their toilet paper for.
Will replacing the toilet paper with a fluffy kitten work
little did this man know he had created the most valuable alcohol to date.
why not zoidberg?
Oh god lmao
Give it to ur ol pal zoiidberg
I’m screeeeeching lmfaooooooo the memes are just unreal in deez dark times
Well we already made the most valuable carbonated water so naturally...
Now teach us how to make toilet paper out of alcohol, i desperately need that recipe.
RustyRat same
@Samuel Skala instructions unclear. Splinters in my ass...
Don’t we all but those idiots who take it don’t
Ze hando
fbi ZA HANDO
5:00 "I was eventually left with a nice and mushy toilet paper stew" - the first time in history such words have ever been uttered.
True
I bet it isnt
he said it after i read the comment, the prophecy came true
I came here to tag this, but you already did it. Thank you.
I'm sure septic pumpers have used that phrase before
_get low efficiency rates_
Nilered: "I am disappointed, but I expected this."
_get high efficiency rates_
Nilered: " *_somethings wrong, I can feel it_* "
"Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen"
**squirt**
@@lucyhartmann2082 "but I don't know what"
@@physicsisawesome696 "If that means what I think it means."
@@mememan629 were in trouble, big trouble
Imagine how confused the workers are when Nile buys a bottle of drain cleaner every week
Employees of the stores he frequents probably know that he's a chemist.
Drain gangggg 🥴
And a bunch of toilet paper
that or they think he's a plumber.
"thats guy probably takes HUUUGE dumps😳😳"
“houses and clothes are basically made of sugar”
a clothed man sits in a wooden house. is he wearing a house or living in clothes? he screams for he does not know.
LMAOOO
That- yeah.....
Rise of mad scientist...
i would think that he is wearing a house and living in clothes.
Surprise hes a sugar baby 🤣
32:48 Nile is living the dream of every lab worker's intrusive thoughts: drinking something from a beaker
We used to keep the coffee in a jar marked "Fe(III) oxide" so it wouldn't get stolen. Then someone did steal it and tried to use it in a reaction, then wondered why it smelled like coffee.
He might also be dying the dream very soon if he keeps this up
why not just drink the edible stuff after you’re done washing the beaker from all them chemicals
It's becoming harder and harder to resist
Most people who actually work in labs have some sort of "war story", frequently lethal, about drinking from beakers. Which is why we keep a set of clean 100ml beakers in the whiskey cabinet. And a Kleinstein, for giggles.
So this is why people are stocking up on toilet paper for the pandemic.
Exactly my thoughts 🤔
@@inciMoawad or they can buy a six pack of Corona
Earth Man you gotta get drunk even if the vendors closed
its gonna taste like shit
@@highkeffvega4404 only if you want it to
the fact the fluffy kittens is on the toilet paper packaging is the most important part of this
Turning kittens into moonshine...
🤣😂🇳🇴🤣❤️👍😀🤣😂🙏 my exact tough.
Kitten paper moonshine $99.00 per bottle
@@MikkoRantalainen r/crusedcomments
Idk that implies the kittens are for wiping your ass
This video has aged like wine.
Haha
The fact it's only from 4 months ago though lol
If aged with wood, that would give atleast something to it already.
More like aged like Thunderbird.
Alcohol has a way of doing that
I loved this line: "...unlike a lot of the chemistry that I often do, there was nothing toxic or dangerous in this."
can't you accidentally make methanol doing this?
@@some______guyyes
Totally doesn't mention the drain cleaner he washed the TP in. 😂
"The first batch was 98% water"
So you made Bud light?
Harrison Scott so you made every beer ever
@@buffaloc20 wtf is 2% beer
Miks Salna every beer “beer is 2% to 5% alcohol by mass and is usually 2% alcohol)
Chahn20 ive yet to drink a beer thats 2%.
@@buffaloc20 maybe mass-produced non-craft beer
"i specifically went with the one with fluffy kittens on it"
This man's priorities are godly
And your spelling is atrocious
@@johnhansen6009 ew, since when do people mock someone over spelling and typos?
@@isc8900 it's UA-cam. Get over it.
@@isc8900 how am I being a bigot by correcting your spelling? Like are you serious homie?
@@johnhansen6009 bro he misspelled one word
“I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it” Science
Am scientist can confirm
Soft kitten equals best experiment
Well of course, you see the cute kittens that the toilet paper is made of gives the moonshine a distinct flavour!
This is why I love science. On one hand, it seems serious and professional. On the other... this.
*professionals have standards*
New slogan: A drink for where the sun dont shine, toiletpaper moonshine.
“What are you in jail for man?”
“Toilet paper Moonshine”
Prison cred +14
More like "What do you do in jail man?"
"Make toilet paper moonshine, what else"
most popular guy in jail lol
Damn it I was gonna say that
“And what do you drink there?”
“Toilet paper moonshine”
“Bartender, your finest glass of charmin please!”
How does this have this many comments but no replies?
@@nickmorgan7375 did u mean likes?
@@nickmorgan7375 had a stroke
r/ihadanstroke
I uh whe- heh uhm? UhHHHhHhHHh@@nickmorgan7375
"I don't really drink often"
*gulps 65% ethanol with no reaction*
Ikr he did it so calmy and almost gracefully 😂
Often means like once a day so he drinks once every hour
Lmao
@Fedora Man You're thinking of methanol
On the other side... after that video we had a massive toiletpaper shortage.... coincidence? Well I don’t think so
Im taking biochemistry this semester and I got exited when I heard Nile say about the buffer solution 🤓 I was like omg something I actually know and can be happy that I learned it ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 10:35
Yeah I got the same feeling too 😂
Hey Nile, I’m a brewer/distiller by trade. I think you might have missed out on a lot of glucose when you strained off the liquid from the toilet paper base solution. In my profession we call that first wort! And it’s usually the most concentrated with sugar!
Good call, it might be a great video for him to repeat this process using some input from brewers/distillers rather than a pure chemistry POV.
There’s no cellulose in that liquid though. Or sugar? He hadn’t added the enzyme yet
@@Xlfry You mean glucose not cellulose, cellulose is the unbroken form of glucose so yes there was cellulose if he hadn't added the enzyme, which he hadn't so when he strained it he lost some cellulose and in turn lost glucose
Should he have neutralized the base with something like citric acid?
@@adamd9166 Well he also tried making a cookie with only pure chemistry experience
I never in my life would’ve thought that id be watching a man boil some toilet paper
And here we are watching at full attention
well, life is but a dream
The liquor store was closed.
I knew from a young age
At the start when he first put in the toilet paper and started playing with it with his hands I immediately thought about going into the bathroom after my sister
NileRed starting the process of any drink
"Alright first lets add some drain cleaner"
Yes
News Reporter: zomg did you know drugs off the streets are made with draino and broken glass.
Organic Chemist: yes.
Kb+i=kirb
That’s the base I use for every cocktail I’ve ever drank in my life!
Heathers flashbacks
Me half asleep watching Nile red "I like your funny words magic man"
nice copy from another nilered video you 8 year old
@@ITHrealXDMe also half asleep watching Nile red “I like your funny words magic man”
@@ITHrealXDMe ALSO also half asleep watching Nile red “I like your funny words magic man”
@@ITHrealXD seriously though who even finds ts funny
Biochemical process engineer here. I think this overall process is super interesting and this is a cool experiment, but I have some commentary I'd like to share.
Rather than using a chemical pretreatment, I believe you could also have finely ground the toilet paper in your buffer medium and the dissolved enzymes in one solution. To grind/chop the pulp, you'd use a high powered blender before enzymatic hydrolysis. So why use alkaline pretreatment at all? Well, the reference you use mentions alkaline pretreatment for "lignocellulosic" biomass, which is a key difference! Alkaline pretreatment for this feedstock functions to remove additional compounds the cellulose is entrained in, like lignin and hemicellulose. However, for high purity cellulose like in paper products, you simply need to increase the surface area of the cellulose before hydrolysis, since the cellulose is no longer entrained in cell walls with the other polymers like it is in raw biomass. I say this only because it might have saved you an extra step and wouldn't have taken as long as you might have believed if the paper was sufficiently ground before hydrolysis. Even though we know alkaline pretreatment works to increase the surface area of cellulose, it might not necessary because it requires an additional consumable and step in the process.
Some lignocellulosic pretreatment doesn't even use an alkaline pretreatment. Sulfuric acid pretreatment before hydrolysis and fermentation is also common, even if it functions completely differently than the alkaline pretreatment. In a perfect world, no pretreatment would be required to separate the cellulose from the biomass, but we've yet to figure out a way to do that. I would be happy to send you the papers that review these pretreatment steps if you're interested in this kind of work!
What the shat
I don't think mechanical grinding would have any effect on toilet paper. It already mechanically separates just from being wet---that is the main characteristic that makes it suitable to be flushed.
Scott Satinover
Pl k p k p
Scott Satinover Is he really making ethyl alcohol (drinkable) or is he making wood grain alcohol (toxic)?
magicbuskey Wood grain alcohol is made by condensing wood gas produced in pyrolysis. In this case he is fermenting glucose, which is how you make ethanol
_"I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it"_
Wholesome content
Until you find out the toilet paper is actually made out of the fur of those cats.
@@doak_ whole-sin then
@@doak_ That would be cathartic
@@bingbonghafu i eat my toilet paper...
@@bingbonghafu why are u shoving toilet paper up ur ass
Nile is probably most chaotic neutral person on this site like oml
the only person I would describe as chaotic neutral so far
@@Qiyunwu what about Cody?
What about the guy with the mustache and nail polish at Polygon
@@cyanidenightshade chaotic evil maybe
And my friends call me chaotic neutral. I should introduce them to Nile.
You really are today’s version of a “mad professor!” But I love your videos & I’ve subscribed to see more. Great job Nile. Looking forward to seeing more. 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸
We all know that the fluffy kittens made this whole thing possible.
Gemista i wonder how many kittens are used to make one toilet paper roll?
@@nunyabisnass1141 Ignore that, just ferment the kittens.
Buy our brand of toilet paper! It's like wiping your ass with a cute kitten!
@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC now I just imagined it in my head
Most of the heads are fluffy kitten byproducts
In late 2019, he showed us how to convert early 2020 currency into mid 2021 currency.
underrated
@@tao8150 Haha, I forgot I made this comment. Jesus, I hope I'm not right.
KnuckleHunkybuck I’m just waiting for us to go back into lockdown because it seems very very likely
@@WarpWo Super-strict emergency lockdown as of 30 Oct. Miracle Coronavirus cure discovered on 4 Nov.
@@KnuckleHunkybuck after mail in voting is rejected
“Making toilet paper moonshine”
Prison inmates: *heavy breathing*
@Honudes Gai ok boomer
@Honudes Gai how would they distill it?
I love it, but I doubt it's viable there.
@@Metallicamilo311 Pants
Gabriel J. Rivera how is this an ok boomer moment?
My favorite part of NileRed videos is when he handles harmful chemicals with his bare arms out, all while bits of those chemicals get everywhere
Guy: **gets arrested for making illegal moonshine**
Prison cell: **has toilet paper**
Guy:
do they arrest you and send you home?
His name is nile
Nigel*
I don’t think a prison cell has all the equipment tho 😂 they’d jus have to drink all the bad shit with it 😷 they could use coffee filters tho ig to separate the main toilet paper n that
@@kaidenbraisby6009 the chemicals and excess paper adds the flavor
From the man who gave us carbonated diamond water and uranium glass, now presents to you toilet paper moonshine
and glove soda
@@usernotseen4911 And clear wood, and metal crystals from pepto bismol.
@@usernotseen4911 Oh and the guy that turned his own urine into a sweetener, I almost forgot about that. 🤢
Yep, it sounds absurd... *But it's all true.*
We'll add the diamond water to the moonshine and drink it by the uranium glass
NIleRed: so basically your house is somewhat made out of sugar
Hansel and Grettle: *heavy sweating*
*gretel
hänsel und gretel
Hochgesprengt Ja, mein Gott
@@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588 Hans og Grete. Jeps.
@@Geck-nb5yh du kannst mich ruhig Hochgesprengt nennen
Wood alcohol is THE alcohol most responsible for blindness. My grandfather had a picture from WWII of a marine who died from it.
Yes and wood alcohol is the common name for methanol, which he removed with the foreshot.
The ethanol he kept was not "wood alcohol", but it was alcohol made from wood.
@@nightlight0x07cc no, he did not remove it.
@@Morlyst Alcohol fermentation from sugar doesn't produce methanol
Yes it does bro its just very dilute till you distill it becayse methanols boiling point is super low compared to alcohol wheb you distil any alchohol at all the first 10 to 20% of the projected yeild is called heads or wood water or wood alcohol the middle is called the the hearts and the bottom 30 is tails wich you leave alittle in the heart to give it flavor all alcohol home brewed has methanol but shelf beer and wine is pasturized wich flashes it off and kills the yeast stabilizing it for aging @@Kushothe
he died from the picture?!!!!!
Someone: "I drank 5 shots"
Nile: "Woah, that's like 12 toilet papers"
Someone: "What?"
Nile: "What?"
What?
imao
Actually, 5 shots (50ml) of 100% pure ethanol would be 5 and a half toilet papers. And 100% ethanol is impossible with distillation because ethanol is an azeotrope so can only destill to around 95.6% ethanol. But you can use molecular sieves to dry out the ethanol and get around 100%.
12 toilet papers would almost give 11 50ml 100% shots
FuseItAll ok nerd
@@FuseItAll Where I'm from we call moonshine "nine six" because if it's not 96% it's basically garbage.
"It's important to have safe, food grade enzymes" he said before adding DRAIN CLEANER
What? You don't drink drain cleaner?
This should get more likes!!!!
jackllynbup Meanwhile Neo in the Matrix drinking oil.
lol, hence the wash...
Drain cleaner is not an enzyme xD
Its a really strong base
Lye, to be exact.
I get what youre saying but the context isnt there x)
Damn, so here's an explanation as to why everyone's stockpiling toilet paper before lockdowns
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who got the same idea. LOL
why wipe with it, if it's worth more as contraband? That's why they stink. They have an incentive to do it. And, the officers know it. It get's them used to it, so their values adjust to think TP shouldn't be wasted on bums... Even when they're out...
LOLLL
russians be like
I can't find any flaws in your logic
Thank you for giving us one of the best videos on the internet.
*NileRed 2030:* Transcending My Mortal Body Into Pure Energy to Cook a Cake.
NileRed 2050: Creating the Total Perspective Vortex With Just A Cake Feat. Michael Reeves
NileRed 2070: Mixing Together The Fabrics of Reality to Teleport to Moscow
I bake my cakes.
Nilered 2100: making synthetic LSD from light particles
NileRed 2120: wait do people live this much
Hey! Lets make moonshine out of toiletpaper.
First ingredient:
*DRAIN CLEANER*
draaaain gaaaang
miron keller draaaain gaaang
@@patrickenos7206 draaaain gaaaang
@@PhillipTimothy draaaain gaaaang
Generic
Great video. Brewer’s tip: next time, boil the sugar water before you ferment it. This will break down leftover carbohydrates (think pasta boil over), and should make distillation cleaner.
I love how every video includes some version of "I didn't expect this to work so well."
Dude, that's why we are here! To see something amazing, and weird.
This is what I love about chemistry. You can synthesize so many things from ordinary materials.
I’d have probably paid more attention to it in class if it had been this interesting to me.
"Went with the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it"
As would any man of culture and science would do
Why does scientists like cats so much?
Now thats what i call "pussy liqour"
Thats for PUSSIES, use Andrew, with the dogs on it, makes the hairs on your back stand up.
Sweet...woody...sensual.
Introducing NileRed's new fragrance for men: "Eau de Toilette"
Eau de toilette papier
@@crazycodplayer11 I'll just genetically modify my stomach to be more like that of a cows, and my large and small intestines to be fermentation chambers. That way I can just eat the toilet paper in the morning and be pissed by time I get home!
@@parishna4882 uhhh ok
@@parishna4882 Maybe a fecal transplant into your own gut, to change your gut biome, could be an easy start.
@@MelTheHal Don't tell me you've never thought of it too, even if it is just to save time in the morning!!! Oo
As a Hungarian, I'm proud of that 64% alcohol percentage.
Man, I really love learning chemistry when it isn't in a classroom...
Nah, teachers are just bad at teaching chemistry
@@Varenliels It really depends on the teacher, but when a teacher doesn’t do it right, it really is boring
I agree wholeheartedly
Chemistry is modern alchemy. Literally about physically controlling the properties of the universe for fun and profit.
@@BSpinoza210 It's really just about matter and changes
"I went with glass so it looks nicer"
*Wraps it in foil so you can't see it*
Yeah lol.
Chubbyemu:
A man drank toilet paper moonshine, this is what happened to his liver when he entered the ER.
It didn't look like he separated the methanol from the ethanol.
ha I literally watched a chubbymenu vid right before this!
I love that UA-cam channel but it has now made me scared to leave my house
I literally watched a Chubbyemu vid and then watched this. How did you know?! :D
NR is a 28 year old male presenting to the emergency room with body pain, nausea and blurred vision. He tells the admitting nurse he had spent a good portion of his life making moonshine out of toilet paper.
...
and he's brought to the emergency room, where we are now. After a quick blood test, doctors identify hypolatrinariamia. Hypo - meaning high, latrinariam - meaning toiletpaper and emia - meaning presence in blood. High toilet paper presence in blood.
This guy would be the Walter White of the 1930s
Lol, prohibition reference
NileRed: I don't like alcohol.
Also NileRed: *drinks 64% alcohol without even flinching*
"doesn't taste very bad 🧐"
@@JC-gu5cfhe isn't refering to the taste but the burning sensation caused by the high concentration of alcohol...
thats less than 40 proof so meh
@@nahnope8581 65% alcohol is 130 proof
Thats not hard coming from a 14 yearold
Now would be a good time to see if you can reverse the process.
The second law of thermodynamics would like to know your location
Ethanol does sterilize surfaces, but it's better if they're not acutely sensitive...
Watch the video in reverse
@@goomanhlr5697 500 iq
@@goomanhlr5697 Big PP
"Nice and mushy toilet paper stew" Why would you put this sentence out into the world? Why have you cursed my brain with the knowledge of these words together?
r/brandnewsentence
my favorite kind of soup
Gewel ✔ human soup
The forbidden stew
lol for want of the name "pulp"
Friend: We have no alcohol bro! And we only have toilet paper.
Nile: 🤔... I gotch you.
"I'm pretty sure that almost any brand would've worked, but I specifically went with the brand with the fluffy kittens on it."
This is some quality science content right here.
Cat
As a recreational homebrewer (beers and ciders) I was thrilled by your chemist's take on the fermentation step. I noticed you used a hydrometer to measure the alcohol content of the distilled spirits; I've never distilled anything but I use a hydrometer to measure the alcohol content post-fermentation.
To do that, you measure the specific gravity of the liquid before and after fermentation. Prior to fermentation, the specific gravity will be greater than 1, due to all the sugar dissolved in the water. After fermentation; the gravity will have dropped (due to the yeast converting sugars into alcohol) and you use the amount of that drop to calculate your %ABV.
Your analysis of fermentation put a whole new light on how much chemistry goes on in my hobby. Thanks for all you do!
Sorry, what is %ABV?
@@MrMrannoying Percentage of alcohol by volume. Usually measured in percentage points for beers (e.g. 5.8%) and "proof" for distilled spirits (1 proof = 0.5% ABV, 80 Proof = 40% ABV.)
I quit drinking 5 months ago, i miss the brewing process the most. more than the drinking for sure, just making a killer stout or IPA, babying it, doing tastes, kegging it and trying to forget about it for awhile if its a stout, force carbing if its a IPA. My 4 tap keezer still has about 10 gallons in it probably too, no heart to pour it.
I could brew better
@@ChunkyWaterisRealI made my first ever batch of beer recently. The thing is i even don't drink alcohol. Tried a few times but i never liked it.
I just made it so i can give to my friends. 😂
~ Ole Nile's No.2 ~
Single roll moonshine
- - Since 2019 - -
I hear he plans on releasing a two ply formula! Lol
nile's red label *
"No.2"
I see what you did there
Mk((ön
Would love to see this done again but with an thematically appropriate book
Next video: “Making LSD from Legos and Toothpicks”
I def would need that recipe.
Alexander Ayers okay edgelord
Making lsd from ergot rye 😏
Making LSD from Lysol (aka Lysergic Acid Diethylamide) xD
here..erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/lsd-buzz.html
Nilered: I don’t really drink alcohol, nor do I like the taste
*downs a shot of moonshine with a straight face*
Lmao
11th like
He's a chemist. He's used to drinking all kinds of chemicals, methanol being one of the more pleasant ones.
@@ADBBuild you really, really shouldn't drink methanol
@@anonanon3066 amen to that.
"Our houses are basically made out of sugar"
*Hansel and Gretel want to know your location*
Ok
Alex G wants to know your location
That's actually really funny
Hänsel
Bruh this is underrated
Every time I see a fluffy cat, i want to cuddle it
Ya cats are CUTE :3
Kid eats toilet paper.
*Toby, Age 3*
*Alcoholic*
I’m floored no one gave appreciation to this sick WKUK reference.
@@AntVenom I am honored...
@@AntVenom based Antvenom making toilet paper moonshine too?
@@AntVenom
I wasnt the only one....
@AntVenom Did not expect to find you here
2019: moonshine from toilet paper
2021: crystal meth from pvc plastics
Cocaine from snow...
Lmao what’s next marijuana from roses
top kek
2020:
2020: airborne virus from bat
*a hundred mishaps* "This is okay though :)"
NileRed is the Bob Ross of chemistry
Mishap? More like happy accendents
@@chanhailey7848 happy after you drink it
@@djexitvideos Until you decide giving your ex a call would be a good idea.
Do you belive in reincarnation? :D
After this it seems quite plausible.
I wonder how they do it in prison without all the chemicals Nigel's used.
Bread or yeast from the kitchen, fruits, fruit juice, water, sugar, etc.
In a fantasy world, I would definitely go to this guy for potions.
He could rival potion seller himself!
I would do that in a RPG. I don't know if they're the same, but there's kinda nothing I can fucking do about it.
To be fair though.....give him a few years......the theory is sound, but he is kind of a mad scientist. So let's see if his liver makes it to 2025. I mean toilet paper is cheap but so is liquor.....I'd rather spend 10 on a cheap bottle than the time to do all this, just to get drunk and go to sleep and wake up with no tp.
So, you want a health potion? Well, I don't have any right now, but if you bring me 5 kg of pig excrement, 10 rotten eggs and one vial of drain cleaner, I can make you some.
@@RFC3514i read that in nilered’s voice and instantly died
now I understand why paper is made of sugar cane in minecraft
I guess the paper in Minecraft is based on papyrus which is an early form of paper, made out of the papyrus plant. The closest equivalent of this plant in Minecraft would be the sugar cane.
@@zweiblali3410 It was a joke
@@FaZekiller-qe3uf and?
FaZekiller4507 and...?
Ohhhh
When it’s the 1920s and the cashier is asking you why you are buying tonnes of toilet paper
Lil’ Benji prepping for disasters.
Look for the kittens! Lol! Maybe they could use this in their ads: The choice of moonshiners everywhere!
Tonnes is a ton!!
Only intellects would understand
1920s
The scientist in him ran another experiment to make sure sugars in the additives weren’t contributing to the yield. I’m sure that was a bunch of extra work but I really appreciated that extra attention to detail.
"Hey y'all got any of that top shelf Charmin Ultra Soft?"
I do I'll sell it for 400
Yeah 2 rolls for 20 12 pack for 180
@@incorrectlycorrect3647 yeah i'll buy 6 2- packs thank you
Nah I got them baby wipes
LOL
NileRed: deals with uranium and many types of acids very often, and is making alcohol
Also NileRed: “but I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it”
Professionals have standards i guess
Time
Priorities
Just like codyslab
Dude has respectable priorities
"Did you buy the booze for the party ? "
"Yea, about that, here are 10 bags of toilet paper, have fun"
I would attend the shit out of that party.
“Nah, I had a backup plan for the booze. See ya when that TP is as good as Everclear!”
Gunna clean my arse by shoving it up my arse.
... in 4 days
what's cool is you can save a couple rolls for the cleanup after...
Been binging the channel and I've been considering a NileRed drinking game so this is a great video to commit to it on lol
Still a work in progress but:
* 1/2 shots every time he says "though"
* Sips of a larger drink for "however" / "this time"
* "A bit" - sip some water (an attempt to balance it out some lol)
Drink responsibly, of course
It’s food grade, also here’s some drain cleaner.
Just like meth
if it was pure NaOH it should also be food grade. We use it sometimes instead of baking powder, it is called baking soda
@҉ i am from Ukraine. We call pure NaOH baking soda
@@Bloodray19 Are you sure they don't call it caustic soda and the mistake was somehow lost in translation?
I'm fairly confident that although food grade NaOH does exist, you wouldn't really use it as a replacement for NaHCO₃ as far as I'm aware NaOH would be used as a means to affect PH levels whereas NaHCO₃ is primarily used as a leavening agent. Lye doesn't even produce carbon dioxide. Maybe you're referring to soda ash? But even then why would you use it over regular baking soda.
@@AkumaADemoncus Food Grade caustic does indeed exist. It is used for making pretzels, amongst other things. It would take a brave man to use it for baking soda.
“Nah man, that great value booze is trash. I only drink charmin, it’s got great taste and smooth finish”
"Yeah, so smooth. Just like it makes my ass feel."
"so smooth. Damn near u l t r a s o f t"
You can often make shit value hooch better by charcoal filtration.
what do I know, I distill cask wine and just lay under the nozzle.
Brain: Cha cha cha cha- Charmin!
Body: Gives up and now I'm walking the original Andres puppy.
And ultra soft
"houses are made of 50% sugar" maybe the witch from Hansel and Gretel was onto something
Yea, maybe she just took it so literally that's why her house was like that
This man could make the most insane bong rig
"We need to go on a beer run"
Random chemistry major student: "hold my bunsen burner".
Random chemistry major student: "hold my distillation apparatus I'm *not* making illicit substances ;) "
@Phil Weatherley To whom are you insulting
“I found putting the lid on stopped water spilling out”
IQ 2,000,000
I found putting the lid on my pot of pasta didn't stop water from boiling over... IQ 0?
@@CaTastrophy427 Darn, beat me to it :-D
Putting a lid on may prevent splashing, but it promotes foaming which can then escape from under the lid. So it really depends if you have a fluid that splashes more, or foams more .
cooking is hard, is a literal chemist
@@oreubens He should have pressure cooked it, but he put a lid on a pot like a scrub.
Maybe mental retardation is common in Canada.
I could have gone my entire life without hearing the phrase “nice and mushy toilet paper stew” but no, I had to hear that.
Oh no, you'll probably wake up 5 years from now in a cold sweat because you've heard those sickening, disgusting words. How will you cope?
Or "dirty toilet paper wine."
DirtyDiaper
Lol I make nice and mushy toilet paper stew every Thursday after taco bell
Kevin Edgar we all live for a reason, some better than others
Unrealistically expensive moonshine. Kudos on the effort.
I am a sugar man living in a sugar house. Is the house made of me or am I made of the house. I scream for I do not know.
The gingerbread man lives in a gingerbread house. Is he made of house or house made of him? He screams, for he does not know.
I I I I don't even know what to say..
jcarletto27 you are a protein man
Ha ʎɐ⅁
We are molecular beings made of hydrogen oxygen carbon and nitrogen (top 4 chemically active elements) living in a universe made of hydrogen oxygen carbon and nitrogen (also top 4 chemically active elements). Do we live in the universe or does the universe live in us? We all scream for we do not know.
"But if it didn't, I'd have some sad failure footage I could use for something later"
"Any toilet paper would have worked, but I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it"
I think those two comments on their own broke me out of a funk I've been in for weeks.
Yeah, I liked the kitten comment too. Nothing says toilet paper moonshine like fluffy kittens. :-D
i find it really funny and cute that this man singlehandedly cures you of sadness with two phrases
@BachieGaga 9 no
Honey what are you cooking?
“Oh i’m cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner”.
The Meme Man mkay
Save me some
**getting dragged away in a straitjacket**
"But its for science!"
Understandable. Have a great day.
What's your favorite drink?
Toilet paper alcohol
It's 4 in the morning, why on earth are you cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner?
Really cool to watch, amazing how well that worked!
"I specifically picked the one with the fluffy kittens on it"
*Me too, kid.*
Me: "Professor, how can you tell this toilet paper will work?"
Professor: "It has fluffy kittens on it."
Is that a battle cat's reference
Fluffy kittens are nessesary for brewing
Best science description ever
Use the kittens if the paper runs out >;)
@@Trathaal Yes
My friends: You got anything to drink?
Me: I got ya covered. Do you want Cottonelle , Charmin, or Angel Soft?
Scott Scotch
@@justinteehee4358 Haha..nice.
Random Citizen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
very good!
Rim Ream
you have unintentionally helped many teenagers
Her: im a cheap drunk
Me: how cheap
Her: hmmm, you got any Charmin
That even more expensive
You made my day with that thanks!
Forget the Charmin, just go with used toilet paper, to get that extra special aroma in the alcohol. That Canadian sh*t tastes the best! lol
@@BillAnt
Holy shit
@@junkyyard2273 that's the drink's name 😂🤣
13:11 "it's a lot fluffier"
Its the kitties!
cursed
😂😂😂
“Oops, forgot to change the toilet roll”
*Fluffy kitten enters bathroom*
"Toilet, Paper, Alcohol" sounds like a barely legal version of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"...
Toilet beats paper, toilet beats alcohol, and toilet beats toilet
@@enrott8560 nonononono you’ve got it all wrong, alcohol beats toilet because of what it does to people’s heads
The new ATF
toilet beats alcohol because it can flush it, paper beats toilet because it can clog it, and alcohol beats paper because it can dissolve it
@Ciara The Yes Too bad that people will cheat and use gun.
"But i went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it"
Thats the right choice nile
"What are you doing honey?" "Just boiling toilet paper to make moonshine."
Yeeeehaw!!
@@hex8387 lmao
If you start hearing banjos, paddle faster.
@J Fz so thats how they make Tito's homemade vodka
THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
😳🤯🤯👌🏻😭😭👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😢😢👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😭😭😭👌🏻👌🏻😳🤯😳😳🤯🤯😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂😂😭😭
WRONG, THIS IS SCIENCE BITCH.
NILE, WE HAVE TO COOK(toilet paper)!
@@TheDeadMeme27 excuse me
No, that's another channel!
He doesn't drink alcohol often but that 64% shot didn't even make him flinch a bit
I know right
Keep in mind most fun parties start with
"Here, drink this" not weeks of mental prep
He's Canadian bruh... They're unwaveringly impermeable to alcohol from birth, and I mean that as an absolute complement.
Honestly, I think he's just used to drinking weird shit he made in the lab, so this is nothing....
Yeah i'm pretty sure he felt that, you can even hear his voice crack at 32:55 right after he took a shot, was probably just trying to keep it professional lmao.
That was so cool, what a great experiment and result. Subbed.