I'm impressed how he managed to survive being chased by bears because the grizzly bear is clocking speeds of 34 miles per hour. Polar bears never chased him because he is not living in the Polar regions of the world and it is very easy to scary away a black bear.
Grandpa: Back in my day, we had to climb mount everest and roll down the other side of the mountain while an avalanche is chasing us, and we also have to walk another 400 miles and then we have to run through the forest while being chased by 7 lions, and we then had to swim the river Nile to get to school
Dang you are so lucky you just miss a day of school when you miss the bus, my mom literally drives behind the bus and forces it to stop for me to get on
For anybody who has watched one piece for reference the giant elephant island is 20 km tall that’s over 65,000 feet if you had to walk 65,000 feet to school and back it would be a total of 130,000 feet and 65,000 feet is about 18 miles therefore it would be 36 miles to walk there and back so unless they are in some kind of magic, school bus or they have to wake up at 12 AM in the freaking morning, they are not gonna get to school and I know it’s an exaggeration. I was just breaking it down.
Only problem is according to reaserch, it depends on what age is the kid. For example, elementary schoolers sleep early, and wake up early, but for middle and high schoolers all the way to adulthood, they wake up late, and sleep late, and this may apply to late elementary students. So in conclusion that kid may end up being awake even at bed until it naturally process of sleeping, like for a 9 year old, around 9PM is when it starts to fall asleep, while a teenager is at peak awake. Telling a teenager to go asleep at 10PM is like saying an adult to go to sleep at 6PM, and a teenager waking up at 9AM is like an adult waking up at 4AM, So the school hour may have to start a little late like 8 or 9AM. 🤓
My dad, says this: “You know when I was your age I would bicycle 15 km with my friends and your mom to get to school. Me, I live just 400 metres from school so yeah.
I was expecting a line where the dad refers to abraham lincoln walking 20 miles to school, and the son roasts him by saying that he was the president at his dad’s age
Wen u wait fo long......... u have to.. "DILANGALEN Y RU STILL HERE!" "Well teacher, when Ur a child who's parent's have memory loss....well....just walk home then" "But..but Ur house is to faraway." "No choice teach...bye" So relatable 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn bro my father said worse, he had to walk the whole world to get to school while be hunted down my assassins while men were trying to rob him with 14 crocodiles flying towards him and finally all of this happened while he had no legs
You don’t understand, I had to walk 300 miles east barefoot, swim across the Pacific Ocean, survive the Sahara desert, Climb mount. Everest, Go to mars, Go back to earth, walk around the WHOLE world back home, survive a plane crash, locate destination with a map, JUST TO GET TO SCHOOL
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Stop the cap 🧢 you didn't walk 2km😂
Bro ran a whole marathon just to get to school
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Literally how every parent explains how they got to school “back in the day”
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That's what my parents used to do back then before I was even born in 2000s
I’m not rlly buying those stories cuz it just sounds like cap tbh
@Sonic_Utoc1991 Yeah sounds like cap.......although
What if those future humans would probably not believe that we have old stuffs in the 2000s?? 🤔
@@TurnipWxlfie hmmm good question 🤔
Plot twist his dad is bear grils 😂😂
lol bear grylls got glasses?
Bruh😂
He just camps out in the forest at night
Bruh the dad is from the stone age 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Underrate dcomment
@@SlavvyFortnite didn’t get you
@@1_Minute_Fact do you know what underrated means?
Nah he truely a caveman 💀
The little scream when his dad mentioned the bears!😂
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Legend has it that Little Artem had to walk to school so he can see what his dad had to go through to get to school.
Little Artem had one job, but failed 😂
I'm impressed how he managed to survive being chased by bears because the grizzly bear is clocking speeds of 34 miles per hour. Polar bears never chased him because he is not living in the Polar regions of the world and it is very easy to scary away a black bear.
I already knew that, but thank you for telling people that didn't know!!! 😊
Keep up the great content bud!
Bro took “Your dad/mom is so old” roasts to a whole another level 💀
Parents explaining what "their times" were like be like
Nobody cares about how the world was like 100 years ago dese days
And lying at da same gd time 2 bruh
He had to walk 20 km barefoot, lived on the other side, swam in a lake, and was chased by 2 bears. 😂😂😂
Like steven dad.
the CaN yOu PLeAsE dRiVe mE got me good😂😂😂
Hahaha
Hahaha
This feels relatable
Fr
THE CLASSICAL PARENTS 😂😂
What he actually had to do: walk 2 minutes to school
I walked 20 minutes to school 💀💀💀
Humans all worked hard for making things simpler
The little "AaAaaa!!" After the dad says those things got me
Actually Its the son who is driving dad crazy 😂😂😅
Good one 😂
"You have one f*ck in job" got me😂💀
this is the true definition of "back in my days"
Lil me is the 🐐
"HoW ThE FuCk DiD YoU MiSsEd ThE ScHoOl BuS" GOT ME 😂😂😂😂😂
My dirty mind activited when I heard "Dad can you drive me?"
"You had one Job to do: Wake up on time and catch the BUS"
"That's TWO jobs, dad"
*GETS WHOOPED*
The definition of back in my day.
And I used to think that parents here in India only, used to throw these lines on us..😂😂
Lmao hahaha I got that speech from my parents when I was a kid too lol.
Haha
Bro's voice selection is relatable😂😂😂
Dad got Steven He’s dad’s Soul entering him 😂
"Can you pls drive me?" DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED
Literally when some parent says their "back in the day" 😭
“D-dad I missed the bus”
“And I miss your mother”
The ‘how the fuck did u miss the school bus’ and the ‘u had one fucking job is to wake up on Time and catch the bus’ got me laughing 😂
Dad's say the craziest things 🤣
Grandpa: Back in my day, we had to climb mount everest and roll down the other side of the mountain while an avalanche is chasing us, and we also have to walk another 400 miles and then we have to run through the forest while being chased by 7 lions, and we then had to swim the river Nile to get to school
😂😂 same line of dads in whole world
The best back in my day story
Dang you are so lucky you just miss a day of school when you miss the bus, my mom literally drives behind the bus and forces it to stop for me to get on
This is soo true, they always tell fake stories to make us work harder
Grandpa: dont lie, your house right beside your school
Classic 😂
His dad is a F*ckyn MAD❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“But dad, you told me you were homeschooled…”
Son be like: So.. Dad, you walked to and from the school the entire day?? 🤔
Dad:"You have one fcking job:
To wake up on time and catch the bus!"
Son:"Da-..., Dad... That's actually 2 jobs."
Nah dad is a classic 🗿
My parents telling me how they got to school back in the days be like:
"Oh yeah, sonny? Well, back in my day, we rode dinosaurs to school! Whatever that is."
**rings up grandpa**
"Grandpa is dad telling the truth?"
*"He was never up on time."*
The cursing got me🤣🤣🤣
This is so relatable. Every time I ask my dad some thing he’s like “when I your age I had to”……..
"YOU HAD 1 JOB, Wake up early and Catch the Bus!"
"I'm Sorry Dad, My Hands weren't big enough to catch the bus 😢"
The Steven He Effect😂
"Back in my day, we had to go to school up a hill, both ways, 26 hours a day, barefoot, on one foot! The other foot was starting a business!"
Steven He:
When I went to school, I had to walk 20 miles uphill, both ways, 26 hours a day on one foot, my other foot was starting a business😅😅
He screamed when he said by getting chased by two bears
blud was actually running from his dad's frozen stone axe from the Ice Age
You forgot the "You kids get it easy nowadays" 😂
Must of been the slowest bears ever if you still walked
Good resemblance of "Back in my days"
This is literally my dad every morning 😂😂😅
Bro’s dad went full Asian mode
Man put the whole of childhood into a minute
Every dad does this
Parents always make fake stories when they wore our ages before when they get mad OVER A BUS!! 😂
For anybody who has watched one piece for reference the giant elephant island is 20 km tall that’s over 65,000 feet if you had to walk 65,000 feet to school and back it would be a total of 130,000 feet and 65,000 feet is about 18 miles therefore it would be 36 miles to walk there and back so unless they are in some kind of magic, school bus or they have to wake up at 12 AM in the freaking morning, they are not gonna get to school and I know it’s an exaggeration. I was just breaking it down.
This guy deserves his own TV show 💀
Moral of the story, go to bed early and get up early
True
Only problem is according to reaserch, it depends on what age is the kid. For example, elementary schoolers sleep early, and wake up early, but for middle and high schoolers all the way to adulthood, they wake up late, and sleep late, and this may apply to late elementary students. So in conclusion that kid may end up being awake even at bed until it naturally process of sleeping, like for a 9 year old, around 9PM is when it starts to fall asleep, while a teenager is at peak awake. Telling a teenager to go asleep at 10PM is like saying an adult to go to sleep at 6PM, and a teenager waking up at 9AM is like an adult waking up at 4AM, So the school hour may have to start a little late like 8 or 9AM. 🤓
@@ItsartemmFun fact, I was the first to reply, but due to my comment being long, you were the first to send it!
My dad, says this:
“You know when I was your age I would bicycle 15 km with my friends and your mom to get to school.
Me, I live just 400 metres from school so yeah.
blud should’ve said
“dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was president”
how dad actually got to school: walks 4 minutes to school
I was expecting a line where the dad refers to abraham lincoln walking 20 miles to school, and the son roasts him by saying that he was the president at his dad’s age
Dont for get "In the SNOW" !!!
I bet his grandparents had to do all of that X2 while paying bills at the age of 4
this reminds me the time my Mexican mom says that she has to wake up at 5:00 am to get to school 💀
When Abraham Lincoln was your age he was the president🗿
The grandma: Imma about end this man's whole career
Man sounded like Steven he for a second
"I had to swim across the lake." Bros schoolwork and backpack is abt to get wet
This laugh me made laughing so HIGH😂😂😂😂
"Drive you? You're driving me nuts"
That ªªªĤĤ got me
POV grandma: HE WALKED 20km????? HIS SCHOOL WAS JUST NEXT DOOR.
Literally like an Asian Dad 😂
My mom drives. Me to school every day anyways
YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!
that gasp ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀☠️
Imagine if bro said "but when you were a teenager you would have been jacked and cooked the bears"
"Drive you" 💀
I swear their dads always have to go an unreasonable extent to go to school
Fighting the infinity wars and through the chicago mafia to go to school
Wen u wait fo long......... u have to..
"DILANGALEN Y RU STILL HERE!"
"Well teacher, when Ur a child who's parent's have memory loss....well....just walk home then"
"But..but Ur house is to faraway."
"No choice teach...bye"
So relatable 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn bro my father said worse, he had to walk the whole world to get to school while be hunted down my assassins while men were trying to rob him with 14 crocodiles flying towards him and finally all of this happened while he had no legs
The dad will be good friends with Stevens father 😂
*"But dad, the driver didn't stop for me"*
Nah parents who say this were born in the stone age or something 😂
You don’t understand, I had to walk 300 miles east barefoot, swim across the Pacific Ocean, survive the Sahara desert, Climb mount. Everest, Go to mars, Go back to earth, walk around the WHOLE world back home, survive a plane crash, locate destination with a map, JUST TO GET TO SCHOOL
That’s me right there
My mom is literally like you are so fucking spoiled but buys me everything
Grandpa that walks 40,075 kilometers while being chased by 8 billion people