Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TYRANNO'S CLAW
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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From South Korean director Hyung-rae Shim of "Reptilian" fame comes this 1994 caveman & dinosaurs oddity, "Tyranno's Claw"!
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This movie may not have Raquel Welch in a fur bikini, but it DOES have fart jokes, so...that's something I guess...
🤔☝️Good job Brandon 😉 I would do the lex but I'm still brainstorming here 📜👈🤷🏼♂️
so godzilla next episode?
@@GODCONVOYPRIMEi wonder if the next episode would be ghidorah the three headed dragon
Fart jokes make everything better 💨
These films inspire me to push my own screenplay:
YES REX CAN! The T-Rex Mcdee Story:
*T-Rex Mcdee, everyone's favorite prehistoric terror, awoke from his slumber. He looked around in disbelief as the world had changed drastically since his slumber began. He was entranced with the current culture, and its advancements in technology, and decided it was time to become part of it.*
*T-Rex had an idea of how to make an impact, an idea that could potentially change the world as we know it. He was going to run for president of the United States of America and take over the world!*
*At first, people laughed and thought it was an unbelievable idea but when they saw all of the hard work and dedication T-Rex put into his campaign they started to take him seriously. He ran on a platform of making the country stronger and safer while also giving back to the people.*
*The public quickly grew to love T-Rex Mcdee and his campaign was gaining traction. After several primary wins, T-Rex advanced to the general election in November of 2020.*
*The election night was a roller coaster of emotions as the votes were counted. In the end, T-Rex Mcdee narrowly lost by a few hundred votes but the fact that a dinosaur was so close to winning the election was revolutionary.*
*Although T-Rex did not win, his campaign changed the game and started a conversation about accepting and embracing others regardless of race, religion, or species.*
*T-Rex Mcdee will forever be remembered as a symbol of courage, a champion of justice, and an inspiration to never fear the unknown.*
I love it when Brandon does the fake subtitles joke.
"I hate the fake subtitle joke."
Silly slapstick and then sudden violence is just the pattern of daily life in Korea. Perfectly understandable.
And Bong Joon-ho basically built his career on movies that can't stay in a tonal lane for more than about 15 minutes.
One thing this channel has shown me just how far Korean Cinema has come since the 1970s. Or in this case the 1990s.
Train to Busan is amazing
I like Aimless Bullet
Would like to see Brandon review Pulgasari in the future.
Honestly it's kinda crazy. Nowadays I far prefer Korean horror/thriller movies than anything coming out of Hollywood. Their glow up in cinema needs to be studied considering only 40 years ago the entire business was built around ripping off every IP they could think of 😂
South Korea itself has come pretty far over that same span, from impoverishment and dictatorship to one of the biggest economies and pop culture capitols of the world (although a lot of inequality still remains, which is what media like Parasite and Squid Game are about).
You did do Yor as well. That was kind of a caveman movie.
The cavemen just also happened to fire laser guns at one point.
And the plot twist: It wasn’t a prehistoric movie, but a post-apocalyptic movie. Doesn’t explain the dinosaurs, though (this was LONG before Jurassic Park, so cloning was extremely unlikely).
Nameless Caveman tribal guy: How are we going to kill the T-Rex in the final climactic battle?
Nameless Caveman tribal guy who seems to be the star of the movie: Oh, thank goodness, the latex dinosaur costume is nice and flammable, goes up like a torch!
Some of the dinosaurs have a very Saturday morning Land of the Lost look to them.
That T-Rex model is actually pretty impressive for what kind of movie this is.
Agreed.
The pachycephalosaurus is pretty good, too. They picked a dinosaur that was about the right size at 6 ft. high. (But also 16 ft. long and almost 500 lbs, so a little off.)
And considering the relative budgets, I do not think the ones in "Jurassic Park: The Lost Word" are a thousand (hundred-thousand?) times better.
As a request from a fan, would you mind putting all your dinosaur movies onto one playlist? It would make it easier for me to sort out my favorite ones to rewatch
Yes
You can make your own playlist for that.
Now imagine if they made a movie adaptation of Primal Rage.
The return of an old friend, you say? 1 it looks like Brandon tunnel is bringing us a Christmas present in the way of a Godzilla video.
Godzilla’s revenge? 😮
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@@prestonanimates7971I was wondering if it’s the Christmas present we all want!
That T-Rex looked pretty damn good for a non Spielberg flick. Looked almost as good as the one from J.P.!
When that pig showed up, my first thought was "Wait, that's not what a prehistoric pig looked like!".
Only when the dude got shot with 2 arrows did I remember there were no dinossaurs in cavemen times...
X_X
5:50 - that's no dinosaur, it's Minya!
Young Earth creationists would consider this a documentary😂
“0/10, did not end with the Great Flood and Noah’s Ark” - Some Young Earth creationist idiot
Holy hell dude. I started watching you a few years ago and if come back here n there (of course for the Godzilla reviews) but then saw your other stuff and im glad to see you're growing.
7-year-old dinosaur nerd me would've absolutely laughed watching a man try to headbutt a pacchycephalosaurus.
6:20 Pachycephalosaurus is rare enough sight on any dino related media, so I will not stand you disrespecting it like that.
Boy, this Director sure loves giant Reptilians attacking places lol
Japanese stuff are one of the kind 🎉🎉🎉but South Korea is underrated
4:20 I thought this was Dinosaurs vs Cavemen, not Korean Lord of the Flies.
Holy crap, finally a new cult movie review! 🙏🏻
I was already suffering from withdrawal symptoms.. 😩😂
They may not be the worst looking effects, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make fun of them!
6:25 It's a Pachycephalosaurus.
I was going to comment that same thing there is also a Petradon at 8:44
Fun fact: the tribal leader is the same guy who played Jaws in James Bond
I thought he looked liked him LOL
I was going to mention that but I thought I was nuts. 😂
No he's not.
@@mrcydonia 😁😅🤣😂🤣😂
I didn't recognize him without that nail sticking out of his head.
he had to kill those baby dinos, they grow up into cliff racers
Nothing like starting off the weekend with a new Brandon Tenold video!
Return of an old friend what does that- 'sees a fan giving a death threat outside of window.' OH MY GODZILLA!!!
15:30 GODZILLA FOR CHRISTMAS!
Does that mean MOAR Godzilla?
Thanks for the chuckles, very funny.
REAL FACT: This movie was marketed towards children. I rented a VHS copy of this as a kid and I clearly remember it was rated "all ages" on the cover. That's Korean equivalent of PG rating. Take that from a Korean who gew up in the 90s
Philosophy tube, LazerPig and now Brandon Tenold??? GREAT DAY!!!
Edit: Jose as well! YAY!
The snotty annoying dinosaur is hilarious 😂
My wife was like The director is actually a known Korean comedian, but he always wanted to be a director so we ended up with this 😅 I guess you can't be good at everything. On the plus side at least we get a new video from you.
Damn. No Godzilla Minus One video? Very surprised.
Hey, it's Dino Diego on the UA-cam screen at the end, really great content creator who covers all sorts of dinosaur and paleo media, highly recommend to anybody who interested in that stuff! He just recently made 2 part in depth video about Carnosaur franchise, starting with original book.
Early CGI was a novelty, and proper special effects will always be better even if it's clearly just a person in a suit.
Still no Ice Pirates, Brandon? Geeeeeeze.......
Actually a lot of words in korean are pretty close to their English counterparts like coffee being 카피 (ka pi) which is pretty neat and has helped quite a bit in my learning of the language
We needed dinosaur fart jokes, not caveman ones.
I have a hunch the director was also a fan of Ringo Starr's _Caveman_ .
I was waiting for a 90's dinosaurs "Not the Momma" at the triceratops baby
8:48 Did they give the Pteranodon fur? That's actually ahead of its time.
Well pterosaurs may have fur but I’m pretty sure it’s pycnofeathers if that’s how they say it
@@Garryzilla Yeah, that. I just find it funny to see it in this movie.
It’s actually been known pterosaurs had pycnofibers since the 70s it’s just been that most media is behind the times with pterosaurs even more so than dinosaurs even documentaries didn’t really get them right till Prehistoric Planet.
I have jus recently found this channel amd ive binged pretty much the whe thing, even recommended it to my mother, since she got me hooked on bad movies.
Now I look forward to new videos.
Also love all the mst3k references
First pachycephalosaurus I’ve seen in a dinosaur movie.
Thanks for the tip; just watched Tyranno's Claw and it inspires lunatic laughter
LOVE the channel!! You have introduced me to new stuff I would have never found!!
The T Rex did not, I repeat did *not*, eat Brandon. Despite his line about the T Rex eating the real GOAT.
I really hope the old friend you are talking about is either godzilla or gamera from the good gamera trilogy
I notice that dinosaur stories seem to have it in for pterodactyls more than any other animal. This isn't even the first one I know of where the hero does that to the infant ones, or even the SECOND one I know of.
I like that ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. is the flipside of that, where every pterodactyl manages to survive.
I wonder where Shim found some of these models, considering the varying degree of quality. The Triceratops, adult and child, seem directly modelled after the one in Jurassic Park and the T.rex too seems heavily inspired by it, while the Pachycephalosaur is all rubbery and the Pteranodon, while goofy, surprisingly accurate! It's all over the place!!
The T-Rex in this movie reminds me of the T-Rex in Toy Story.
I think it's time for that ninja to threaten your balls again lol
Princess Bride reference *BONUS POINTS*
Godzilla next! Right? 😅
Keep putting out the awesome videos, bro.
Return of an old friend....!
NINJA OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Lol, you had to bring up Little foot. I'm still trying to get over that trauma.
So, considering they did a caveman short, that guy was essentially Korean Shemp.
I don't know whether to be disappointed at no mention of the Yee meme regarding that first terrible dinosaur, or be impressed at the restraint.
You know Dino Diego did a review on this movie wish you did a colander with him
Lol ok that was so bad but you got me laughing. Dude what a great job man, once again you did it.
Been a long time since I've watched any of your videos. Glad i found your channel again
Still waiting on that FOOTAGE FLAGGED BY TOHO t-shirt in merch
Review 1989 Arena
..."They only got as far as the 'Y'."...😂
Don't worry guys. All we need is a rejected Street Fighter character, a Diet Man With No Name, a robo-Kirby and an Undertale ninja and we can beat this T-rex easy
I've reviewed a Korean movie called Dragon Wars. That makes the dinos here look like Stan Winston.
Practical effects always win over cgi. That being said, I'm sorry you had to go through this for our entertainment.
He does love to suffer
2:37 PLEASE review 1 Million Years B.C. It's surprisingly awesome!
04:02 looks more like the Stone Age version of Mallet’s Mallet.
Ooh Korean. How fitting as I'm in Seoul for another 2 days.
14:12 this scene is kinda familiar to jurassic world: dominion Where ian malcolm throws fire at the giganotosaurus' mouth.
This movies name makes me think of a t-rex crossed with Santa clause.
Tyrannos claws, during the Jurassic he knows if you were naughty or nice.
Yay Godzilla!
Your bringing back an old friend?...do you mean the O.G.?
10:17 haha, I was paying attention😂😂😂 the misdirection got me 😂😂
I'd really like to see Brandon talk about more animated movies.
This snarky review has brightened my day.
Godzilla Minus One Review?👀
Your videos are aleays a treat.
Yor would teach them all about manliness.
For some reason this makes me think of Yor hunter from the future
Actually cavemen did meet dinosaurs, it's where the legends of dragons came from.
An old friend of the channel that wouldn't happen to be Godzilla would it?
Tyrano loves Korean BBQ!
Dragon Wars was horrendous, too 😆
5.57:Who invited Eraserhead to be in this movie?
This seems more like a parody of Ringo Starr's Caveman. Very weirdly similar in plot and comedy flip flops.
I really enjoy your videos
What? No Yor reference during the Pterodactyl scene? You're slipping, Brandon!
Nothing like a dinosaur Kenny.
I almost died from watching this video thanks to the fart scene while eating Mac n Cheese.
BIG G'S COMING BACK!!!
The tone of this film is all over the place. Also, the practical monster effects are less convincing than with Hevisaurus.
Should’ve made a giant claw joke
I've watched a lot of Korean TV Shows and they often have the strange juxta position between light and silly and dark and grim Strong girl Bong Soo is about a girl with super strength and for the most part is a slap sticky romcom about her and her boss but the sub plot is about a violent serial killer . So this seems to follow that track.
15:32 JACK FROST 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman??!!!
If i had to sum this movie up with one word, it would be... "akita"
This looks like the kind of thing that a younger Me would have caught on TV one late Sunday morning and then either obsessed over or half-forgot and could never find somebody to corroborate its existence