Procrastination Paradise

[Verse]
I’ve got a pile of dishes,
But I ain’t got the time,
There’s a new show on Netflix,
And I’m hitting episode nine.
Emails piling high,
But I’ll answer them someday,
Right after I decide what I’m eating today.
[Pre-Chorus]
Call me lazy, call me slow,
But I’m the king of taking it nice and slow.
Why stress today when you can wait?
I’ll get it done, just might be late.
[Chorus]
I’m living in a procrastination paradise,
Where tomorrow is the day I start my life.
But hey, I’m chillin’, takin’ it slow,
Let me finish this nap and I'll let you know.
Procrastination paradise, where the deadline’s always far behind,
But I’m living my best life, at least in my mind.
[Verse 2]
My laundry’s been waiting for a week or two,
But I found my last clean shirt, so what’s the rush to do?
Cooking is for future me, takeout’s just a call,
And I’ll clean up this mess… oh wait, never mind at all.
[Pre-Chorus]
Call me lazy, call me free,
But why stress when you can just be?
I’ve got dreams, they’ll get their turn,
But right now I’ve got time to burn.
[Chorus]
I’m living in a procrastination paradise,
Where tomorrow is the day I start my life.
But hey, I’m chillin’, takin’ it slow,
Let me finish this nap and I'll let you know.
Procrastination paradise, where the deadline’s always far behind,
But I’m living my best life, at least in my mind.
[Bridge]
I’ll make a to-do list,
Maybe later, though,
Why plan for tomorrow,
When today’s a no-show?
I’ve mastered the art of taking my time,
Even though half of it’s spent online.
[Chorus]
I’m living in a procrastination paradise,
Where tomorrow is the day I start my life.
But hey, I’m chillin’, takin’ it slow,
Let me finish this nap and I'll let you know.
Procrastination paradise, where the deadline’s always far behind,
But I’m living my best life, at least in my mind.
[Outro]
Yeah, I’m living my best life, just wait and see,
Right after I watch season three...