Literally yesterday I was like: "Well, should I put these crushed soda cans as a shoulder pads on Demoman, or... Nah, I'd better use them next time". And now I see these on the Soldier here lol
At *T̵̡̲̥̥̈́T̵̨͓͙̭̽̍̓̊̈́̏̔͝E̴̛̳̞̥̒͐̇̒͐̆̄̆̈́͐̀͜Ḙ̴̖͎̣̜̞̠̠̥͊̎̔͊͊Ą̶̡͚̹͙̻̫̥̟̳̂͂̔̐̓̓͜͝ͅȦ̵̢̧̛͓̱͈͚͉͔͎̳̂̒̓͋̀̑̀̕͝͝A̶̧̛̰̫͔̪̗̤̣͋̊̌̈̚͜E̶̛̗͖͓͗̈́͂̋͒̿͒̂̄̃͋̀H̷̢̛̺̥͖̹̱̺̖̳̦̗̟͇͈̐̍̀̉͗̚̕Ḧ̶͖́̿͝H̷̪̖̜̓͐̃̎̾͛̒͘̕Ḩ̸̡̡̜̭̘̜̞͍̘̜̲͍͑͜Ȩ̴̤̻̤̥͙̠̱̏̋̿H̸͉̭͐̑̔́H̶̨̥̐̃͂̐̾͌̾̎H̴̗͈̤̥͇͎̳̀̕͠Ȟ̸͔́͗͘͝Ą̶̱̬̟̙̮͗̀̚E̷̖̺̬̲̦̜̝̰͒͝Ë̸̻̦͎̩́̈̐̐̅Ë̶̛̪͓̼̘̼̲̙̰̙͉̻̞́́͆͆̓̈͜N̸̮̪̲̥͔̭͋̄͌̈́̀͛̓͝* tion!
Something about the TF2 Slapstick comedy just makes all parts of me joyful, the younger me who grew up on Tom and Jerry, and the older me who giggles at the sight of these funny mercenaries committing war crimes
Honestly the best part is the subversion of expectations at the end. Considering all the slapstick in the previous scenes, you'd expect the Soldier to come out the other end just fine. But nope. He's actually just dead. His remaining limbs having been stuffed into the sandwiches he was supposed to be supervising the production of.
Le Slaps "No Ǫ̵̸̵̨̰̲̺͚̦̪͍̳̟ͬͬ͆̀̅̿́̀̾͗͑̀̑̿̋̈́̅́ͭͧͬ́̕͜͞O̶̧͔̘͕̩̥͍̘̺̦̲̪͖͛ͦͮ͋͋͌̒ͯͩ̏̚̕͜͞O͎̯̣̺͕͔ͪͨ̓O̷͍͓̺͒͂͘ͅǪ̷̶̷̴̸̡̡͍̤̺͙̬̱͓̻̮͖̮͚ͨ̐͂́̋ͣͤ̔͒ͨ͌ͦ̂̅́ͪ̕̚̕͞͝͞ͅÒ̶̷̧̡͓̩̱͚̻̺͔̭̻̯̲̤̫͔͖͎̬̱̖͛͋ͭ̔̊̂̀̀̐̐̑͛ͪ͒͗͘͜Ö̧̙̲̖͔͍͈̲͖̲̮̬͍͈̙̅ͭ̏͌͐ͤ̊̃̈̃ͮ̔͟ͅO̵̶̶̥͋̉̇̌͜O̢̱͉͍̩͓̖͓̗̭̠̜͎̺ͣ͐̔̅ͭ̈́͗ͬ̓̔̿ͤͮͣͦ̈́͐͊ͣ̔͛̀͘͟͜͡͞ͅÖ́ oo."
It's another day at the factory, and it's never a day to slack behind production schedule for whatever Heavy Sandvich mains are out there. Manning the production line were three Heavies, whose jobs were nothing more than menial labor--placing the ingredients into the belt as if they were machines. Their faces, devoid of thought, until the BLU Soldier, who was recently assigned to the station as a foreman, called to them. This was the Soldier's first day in a civilian workplace, and age hasn't been kind to him. Deep breaths. Inhale, exhale. "ATEEENT--" BLU Soldier found his throat parched. He choked on his own words. Refreshments would be nice, he thought, so downed a jar of Sniperade (totally made out of lemons, I swear)--a brief respite for his aging throat. With his might returned, and the PTSD memories of a veteran flooding in, he reached down into his soul, and called forth hell. "atEEEEEEEEEENTION," cried the Soldier. The roar was so loud, it snapped the brain-dead Heavies out of their machine-like stupor and caused them to turn towards him. His authority was short lived, however, as the Heavies resumed their tasks without even heeding what he wants to say. Moments later, a RED Heavy contemplated the nature of his job. Finding it too mundane of a job, he figured he should grab a snack. Knowing how fearsome Soldiers can be, he took the risk--looking around to make sure nobody was watching. He was wrong. A Soldier is still a Soldier, no matter how rocketjump-obsessed they can get. The mere act of reaching towards the ham earned him a slap on the face, and a distorted "NO" from the foreman Soldier. The RED Heavy's temper, however, got the best of him. Storming his way to the Soldier, he tried to do the unthinkable--at the expense of his own job. Try as he might, he could not hold his anger back from lashing out on the foreman, who was only doing his job on the first day. The Soldier did not know better. The Heavy let out an earth-shattering shout that would make even a Dragonborn call for their mother. The Soldier saw wrath unfold before him; his authority turned against him by a rebelling employee. His neck went limp, and he could not even muster enough energy to convey the sheer terror of the raging tattooed Russian before him. Meanwhile, in the back, the two other employees had also begun to experience thought, having witnessed the tattooed RED Heavy's insubordination and gaining the will to do something for themselves. The first of them, BLU Heavy, thought it funny to devour a foot lettuce whole, but it earned him diarrhea on the spot and a crippling fear of spiders. His arachnophobia caused him to try and swat a spider other RED Heavy's shoulder--much to his annoyance. It didn't do much, either. The BLU Soldier tries to reaffirm his position. Snapping his head back into place, he tries another tactic. They said subtlety is more powerful--he put in in practice by lightly tapping on the tattooed Heavy's face. Multiple times. He blinked twice, now hopeful that the belligerent employee would fall back in line and recognize his message. ...but it was too late. The Soldier had went too far with the initial warning. There was no use begging forgiveness now. In mere seconds, the tattooed Heavy grabbed the foreman by the neck and tossed him into the machine, bent on making him suffer the same fate like many other sandwiches. The Soldier cried, "I NEED SOME HELP!", much to the sadistic amusement of the now-liberated Heavy employees. A stray loaf beaned him in the face, finally sealing the foreman's fate. The Soldier is then sent through a series of pipes--if the initial transport system was not enough to shatter his bones, what happened afterwards made every fiber of his being squeal for sweet release. Steamed, sawed, seared, compressed, vaccinated, and pulverized in every way possible. In the end, he's but his own product--arms and legs now part of the company's produce. ...HR is not going to like this.
Screaming, distorted faces, speedy movement, bonkers comedy, dark and creepy undertones, old school video game soundtracks, everything you could want in a GMOD Video, this is some great stuff. Great work! Also I love how at 0:46 the sign on his body changes text. Great touch.
Every time I watch it again, there's something that makes me laugh and/or something I didn't notice before. Anytime I notice the heavy loudly attempting to eat an entire lettuce, it makes me chortle again.
That static-filled Heavy scream really reminds me of the hilarious scream from one of CrazyScoutTV's vids. Its like some sort of braincell-killing weapon Heavys use as a last resort. I laugh so hard every time.
OOOOooooo i loved the horror stings, really catches the viewer off guard Theyre not really jumpscare moments just unexpected bits one would not expect to see in an average gmod/sfm animation
What's insane is how much the environment feels like actual physics you just animated around. That bread blocked tunnel was perfection. A teacher would've asked if you used Blender physics for it. Nope. And that is A+ bread right there. But with that much bread, I'm shocked soldier didn't go into a drunken rage to teleport it all.
When working at the factory : Do Not eat the ingredients Don’t smoke Do not let the conveyer belt get jammed Give your supervisor your full attention when he addresses you and don’t yell at him
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Literally yesterday I was like:
"Well, should I put these crushed soda cans as a shoulder pads on Demoman, or... Nah, I'd better use them next time".
And now I see these on the Soldier here lol
You will get it on your next video, I am sure of it
And it will be a drug trip
the man himself, if only this vid was a sequel to scrumpy factory
lol
I thought this was your second account. Until I realize the surreal stuff is tame compared to yours.
your not dead
Ah yes I remember my time in retail when my boss would scream atEEAAAHHHEEAAHHNtion
Also sounds like he burps wille screaming
food processing🤓
Hate when my boss stopped my ham munching with his *NÖŒ0ØÖÓỌ⁰Ô*
At *T̵̡̲̥̥̈́T̵̨͓͙̭̽̍̓̊̈́̏̔͝E̴̛̳̞̥̒͐̇̒͐̆̄̆̈́͐̀͜Ḙ̴̖͎̣̜̞̠̠̥͊̎̔͊͊Ą̶̡͚̹͙̻̫̥̟̳̂͂̔̐̓̓͜͝ͅȦ̵̢̧̛͓̱͈͚͉͔͎̳̂̒̓͋̀̑̀̕͝͝A̶̧̛̰̫͔̪̗̤̣͋̊̌̈̚͜E̶̛̗͖͓͗̈́͂̋͒̿͒̂̄̃͋̀H̷̢̛̺̥͖̹̱̺̖̳̦̗̟͇͈̐̍̀̉͗̚̕Ḧ̶͖́̿͝H̷̪̖̜̓͐̃̎̾͛̒͘̕Ḩ̸̡̡̜̭̘̜̞͍̘̜̲͍͑͜Ȩ̴̤̻̤̥͙̠̱̏̋̿H̸͉̭͐̑̔́H̶̨̥̐̃͂̐̾͌̾̎H̴̗͈̤̥͇͎̳̀̕͠Ȟ̸͔́͗͘͝Ą̶̱̬̟̙̮͗̀̚E̷̖̺̬̲̦̜̝̰͒͝Ë̸̻̦͎̩́̈̐̐̅Ë̶̛̪͓̼̘̼̲̙̰̙͉̻̞́́͆͆̓̈͜N̸̮̪̲̥͔̭͋̄͌̈́̀͛̓͝* tion!
ÑØÓÖÕÔŐ
You have improved so much! Love it, great work. Looking forward to more.
Hey, Kostamoinen! I was just watching your videos right now.
hello there
Yes.
agreed
me too alxium is like the 2nd eltorro64rus
My favorite part is when the heavys just stare at soldier with binoculars instead of helping him.
Yeah
I mean what else are they gonna do, it's not in their job description.
My favorite part was when bossman soldier "slapped" heavy with the might of a pool noodle.
It do actually be like that.
My very first thought was "LiveLeak"
I like how the first heavy wasn't allowed to eat the meat but the second was just choking down a whole ass iceberg lettuce
It was because the lettuce he grabbed was actually a cabbage which he is allergic to. He barfed shortly afterwards
He was mad the heavy wasn't eating healthy
then he vomit it out
Lettuce is cheaper meat.
0:46 The polite slaps ring louder than any scream presented beforehand. Absolute master class in all the facets of comedy and humor.
fr
They even made battlements sign turn into intelligence sign
@@Unknown404-yc9sk oh hey they did do that, nice subtle detail catch
Danke comrade (this is a medic voice line)
The fucking mister incredible throwing his boss moment right after.
Something about the TF2 Slapstick comedy just makes all parts of me joyful, the younger me who grew up on Tom and Jerry, and the older me who giggles at the sight of these funny mercenaries committing war crimes
It went from funny to incredibly dark, real fast.
10/10 must watch
1:14 Ha ha h- oh... He is d e a d.
When the funny noises end...it's over...
0:15 When live makes you lemons, you make yellow water.
Peace
When life piss at you, you drink them
Nyaa pess
@@jayrencamacho326What?
One of snipers lines
Accurate depiction of an employee/manger relationship in todays minimum wage jobs.
AAATENTIONNN makes a dollar, AAUAUGH makes a dime 😞
furry, the feral make you sus
@@Folfah
what?
Saxton getting those Sandviches at the end like, "Bidwell! New unusual effect! Find me more of these!"
i don't mean to be rude but who's this soldier supposed to be? and how is his face turned red when he gets angry?
0:27 Heavy in the back casually tryna down a whole cabbage
XDD
Hes just like me
0:28 he's puking it back out.
While doing a semi JoJo Stance.
And that was after Soldier slapped another one for eating.
I can feel my brain cells sit together in a neat line just to watch this... thing
I'm glad those heavies finally got to unionize. Good for them!
You really know how to tickle my funny bone with quality animations, well done
live 🧱 reaction
@@UH-60_Blackhawkfr
The Soldier just gently slapping Heavy had me laughing harder than it should've 00:46
Made me laugh too when I played it back the first time!
@@Alxium that's how you know the comedy has been achieved xD
Пр будет ли часть видео @@Alxium
Пр будет ли часть видео @@Alxium
Honestly the best part is the subversion of expectations at the end. Considering all the slapstick in the previous scenes, you'd expect the Soldier to come out the other end just fine.
But nope. He's actually just dead. His remaining limbs having been stuffed into the sandwiches he was supposed to be supervising the production of.
"Atteeen"-*cough*
*Sips* *Piss*
*Swallows* *Piss*
"Ahh..."
*Clears* *throat*
"At *T̵̡͎͚͔̗̙͉̓͝͝Ę̷̼̩̲̻͙͎̼̦̩̯̲́͂͠ͅĘ̷̧̘̝͕̬̙̟̳͚͎̠̥̈̎̎̓͋̈́͐̂̄͘ͅE̴͉̞̓͘E̶̠̱̪̥̤̬̩͊̿̍̑̓͗́͐̽͐̾͐͘͠͝Ȇ̴̟͍̼̖̬̗͙͕̉͜͝͠ͅE̸̢̡̪͍͍̤̪̙̝̦̬͎̣̦̣͙̾̐̽̈́͂̅̽͝͝ͅE̶͉͉͇̹̝͖̪̫͔͐̎̉̊̾́͆̆̒̑̃͊̇̈̚ͅͅĖ̷̢̧̧̪͈̣͔̞͎̯̦̖̬͇͍͋͂͆̔E̵̢̟̜̥̰̩̦͓̫̯͉͇̒̋̿̾́̄̓̿͗̃̄̓̓̆E̴̢̢̡̮̰̺̥̫̥̥̮̯̪̣̞̞̓̂̇͗ͅE̸̩̮̬̪̩͔̤̭͜͝Ĕ̷̤̜̣̳̒̉͂̔͆̏̕N̶͉͈̫̲̱̭̲͈̗͓͔͍͌̊̃́͋͗̕͜* tion!"
*Heavies give attention for one second then back to work*
Soldier: 🤨
*One of the heavy’s Trys to eat a meat*
Le Slaps
"No Ǫ̵̸̵̨̰̲̺͚̦̪͍̳̟ͬͬ͆̀̅̿́̀̾͗͑̀̑̿̋̈́̅́ͭͧͬ́̕͜͞O̶̧͔̘͕̩̥͍̘̺̦̲̪͖͛ͦͮ͋͋͌̒ͯͩ̏̚̕͜͞O͎̯̣̺͕͔ͪͨ̓O̷͍͓̺͒͂͘ͅǪ̷̶̷̴̸̡̡͍̤̺͙̬̱͓̻̮͖̮͚ͨ̐͂́̋ͣͤ̔͒ͨ͌ͦ̂̅́ͪ̕̚̕͞͝͞ͅÒ̶̷̧̡͓̩̱͚̻̺͔̭̻̯̲̤̫͔͖͎̬̱̖͛͋ͭ̔̊̂̀̀̐̐̑͛ͪ͒͗͘͜Ö̧̙̲̖͔͍͈̲͖̲̮̬͍͈̙̅ͭ̏͌͐ͤ̊̃̈̃ͮ̔͟ͅO̵̶̶̥͋̉̇̌͜O̢̱͉͍̩͓̖͓̗̭̠̜͎̺ͣ͐̔̅ͭ̈́͗ͬ̓̔̿ͤͮͣͦ̈́͐͊ͣ̔͛̀͘͟͜͡͞ͅÖ́ oo."
@@mirzamario6154 *heavy gets offended*
Soldier look like that one Cook from Ratatouille who proclaims to have killed a man with his thumb
He also robbed the 2nd largest bank in France with only a ballpoint pen.
He’s also defrauded a major corporation.
He also created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon.
he aslo a mvm bot
He also ripped multiple holes in the space time continuom with nothing but a jar of piss and his throat
lol nice tf2 Gmod video XD
Especially that funny heavy distorted scream 0:32
0:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:13 I can't stop laughing 😂😂
**i n h a l e**
Attenn- * cough *
* sips piss *
_ahem_
att *E E E E E E A A A A A A N* tion!!
@@dosh8276 Aat *Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ* Tion!
@@dosh8276 *Le Look* *Le Ignore* *Le Trying To Fit A 10 Foot Cabbage In Your Mouth*
As someone who has worked retail, I feel the emotion at 0:32 in my soul
0:39 That slap felt too personal tho since he's not focus on his work
Man i love how soldier crack his voice like he is in a ytp video
0:19 soldier: attention & 0:33 Heavy: roaring
0:19 soilder: cursed speech: aTEEAEANtion
1:00 - G-MAN KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!
@@LazyBoi357 indeed😂
I see him
It's another day at the factory, and it's never a day to slack behind production schedule for whatever Heavy Sandvich mains are out there. Manning the production line were three Heavies, whose jobs were nothing more than menial labor--placing the ingredients into the belt as if they were machines. Their faces, devoid of thought, until the BLU Soldier, who was recently assigned to the station as a foreman, called to them. This was the Soldier's first day in a civilian workplace, and age hasn't been kind to him.
Deep breaths. Inhale, exhale.
"ATEEENT--"
BLU Soldier found his throat parched. He choked on his own words. Refreshments would be nice, he thought, so downed a jar of Sniperade (totally made out of lemons, I swear)--a brief respite for his aging throat. With his might returned, and the PTSD memories of a veteran flooding in, he reached down into his soul, and called forth hell.
"atEEEEEEEEEENTION," cried the Soldier. The roar was so loud, it snapped the brain-dead Heavies out of their machine-like stupor and caused them to turn towards him. His authority was short lived, however, as the Heavies resumed their tasks without even heeding what he wants to say.
Moments later, a RED Heavy contemplated the nature of his job. Finding it too mundane of a job, he figured he should grab a snack. Knowing how fearsome Soldiers can be, he took the risk--looking around to make sure nobody was watching.
He was wrong.
A Soldier is still a Soldier, no matter how rocketjump-obsessed they can get. The mere act of reaching towards the ham earned him a slap on the face, and a distorted "NO" from the foreman Soldier. The RED Heavy's temper, however, got the best of him. Storming his way to the Soldier, he tried to do the unthinkable--at the expense of his own job. Try as he might, he could not hold his anger back from lashing out on the foreman, who was only doing his job on the first day. The Soldier did not know better.
The Heavy let out an earth-shattering shout that would make even a Dragonborn call for their mother. The Soldier saw wrath unfold before him; his authority turned against him by a rebelling employee. His neck went limp, and he could not even muster enough energy to convey the sheer terror of the raging tattooed Russian before him.
Meanwhile, in the back, the two other employees had also begun to experience thought, having witnessed the tattooed RED Heavy's insubordination and gaining the will to do something for themselves. The first of them, BLU Heavy, thought it funny to devour a foot lettuce whole, but it earned him diarrhea on the spot and a crippling fear of spiders. His arachnophobia caused him to try and swat a spider other RED Heavy's shoulder--much to his annoyance. It didn't do much, either.
The BLU Soldier tries to reaffirm his position. Snapping his head back into place, he tries another tactic. They said subtlety is more powerful--he put in in practice by lightly tapping on the tattooed Heavy's face. Multiple times. He blinked twice, now hopeful that the belligerent employee would fall back in line and recognize his message.
...but it was too late.
The Soldier had went too far with the initial warning. There was no use begging forgiveness now. In mere seconds, the tattooed Heavy grabbed the foreman by the neck and tossed him into the machine, bent on making him suffer the same fate like many other sandwiches. The Soldier cried, "I NEED SOME HELP!", much to the sadistic amusement of the now-liberated Heavy employees. A stray loaf beaned him in the face, finally sealing the foreman's fate.
The Soldier is then sent through a series of pipes--if the initial transport system was not enough to shatter his bones, what happened afterwards made every fiber of his being squeal for sweet release. Steamed, sawed, seared, compressed, vaccinated, and pulverized in every way possible.
In the end, he's but his own product--arms and legs now part of the company's produce.
...HR is not going to like this.
“…HR is not going to like this.”
Ya don’t say.
This needs to be a narrated movie!
You should write a fucking novel, dude!
0:27 the heavy guy who throws up after eating the salad. 🤣
(me who noticed it 3 months later)
Lol I never see that!!
He vomiting XD
The random heavy shoving an entire head of leatuce down his throat: 0:27
I noticed at 0:24 when heavy gets slapped, the side of his face gets redder, good attention to detail man.
0:18 probaly best moment here
Those Screams Is Making Me Laught At 0:18 and 0:32
and then they turned soldier into sandwiches! funniest shit i ever seen (you've improved so, so much dude!)
0:24 Asian parents when their son is having the happiest moment of his life
0:26 nÆÆo!
0:26 nÆÆo!
Here's the entire video summary
0:03 ✨pootis sandvich time✨
0:14 Atee- *cough*
0:15 *jarate sip*
0:18 atEAAAAAHHHNNNshun
0:23 *attempted meat bite*
0:25 nnAAAAAAOOOOOHHHH.
0:27 *aight, imma head out*
0:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
0:37 "DAH!"
0:40 *I am deaf now*
0:41 OOF- WHAT?!
0:42 ✨*snappity snap snap*✨
0:47 *Heavy I'm bored I'm, I'm GONNA KILL YOU.*
0:52 *the art of grabbing*
0:53 AAAAUUGGH-
0:56 "need some help!"
1:12 *a violent series of stabs and pokes*
1:16 *Ooh! I love soldier sanviches!*
...Welp, Painis Cupcake is going to be pleased to know that his favorite meat is now officially on the Sandvich Menu...
It's an acid trip in video form! Great job 👍🏻!
Congratulations, Soldier. You, have just been chosen to be shipped to your mamma in a BOX! I am proud of you, son.
I will miss that Soldier’s jaw line
I love they glitches while Screaming! LMAO
“American edition” Sandvich
I absolutely love the cursed edits you make with the screaming lmao
Edit: 0:32 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" *blank stare*
0:32 That make me Laugh XD
0:50 spy behind box
@@nougar-554 and a Demo, i wonder(?)
most normal afternoon in a Amazon workplace:
Team Fortress 2 could be 50 years old, and I still would never get tired of animations like this.
Just opened the video and already loving it. Very good video :)
Screaming, distorted faces, speedy movement, bonkers comedy, dark and creepy undertones, old school video game soundtracks, everything you could want in a GMOD Video, this is some great stuff. Great work!
Also I love how at 0:46 the sign on his body changes text. Great touch.
Soldier: **Gently slaps Heavy in the face 4 times**
Heavy: ...and I took that personally
It's true. In sandwich factories everyone knows how to infernally loudly scream.
0:32 *breaths in* A̢̮̭͓̺̫̩͕͓͒͑̓́̀͗́Ǎ̧͈̬̣̻̮͔͑̀̄̍A̢̼̪̳̹̐͐͗̏̓̇̀Ȧ͚͖̹͚̻͉͕̜͓̓͆̈́̉͗̆͐Ą̵̖͎͙̘̺̣̽͗̎̆̚͢͢͞͝͡ͅȂ̼̹͓̮͇͇̳̠̓̐̔̎̔̓̀̕͠A̮͕̠͙̯̱͓͇̻̗̽͑̓̐͊A̫̱̟̲̤̞͓͗̈͠͠͝Á̶̩̮̦̰͓͐̽̚̚̕A̫̯̹̟͚̖͊͑͒̍͊̆̚͜͝Ǎ̧͕̟̺̖̻͛̒̽̍̍̇͢Ä̷͇̳̝̱̩̙̿̋̀̉̈̃ͅA̬̫̤̼̦̟͎̋͛̽̽̀Ą̷̻͉̮̜̲̗̲̣̏̈́̏̊͑̒͂̒͆͞ͅA̸̢̡̩̮̮̖̯͉̮̳͒̌͊͐̋̽͞A̷̧̧̯̠̺̬͔͌̿̓͌̅̏A̢̢̗͓͓̖͕̫̜͆͊͛͒̀̿͋̏͞Á̭̭̭̭̻̞̆̂̿̒͑͐̚͞ͅA̢͍̖̩͇͍͎͎̥̘͌͐͑̒̏͡A̵̛̮̙̩͚̺̍̊͋͒̌͌̅͜Ą̸̡̫̳̱̈̌͊̊̋͂̑̇̔͡A̢̪̱͈͉̤̠͚͔̞̒̽͋̑̾̓͘͡Ã̵̟̖͍̜͙̝͎̤̘̅̈͐́̊̈Á̳͈̙̝̲̻͙͐̊̓͋̋̇́̕͢Ä̷̻͉̞͙̱̙́̆̐̒̚̚Ą̸̜̞̫͕͓̰͕̀̆͆̑̆͂͌͠ͅA̹̬͈̥̭͐̍͋̔́͋͌̇̀̚A̟̤͍̥̲̫̜̙̒̈́̅͌͡Ǻ̝̭͓̲͍̣̀̂̐̌̋A̸͈͚̮̤̟͖͍̍̐̾͌̑A̸̧̢̡̻̜̝̜̣͒̉̈́͆̈̂͝A̼̱̦̯̖͋̏́͒̀͜͟ͅẠ͈̙̤̇̅̾̓͊̂͜͟͡A̸̧̼̯̻̙͑͊̀̀̿̐̊A̹͙̞̟̱̗̦̥̖͆̉͂̾̃̍͞A̡̮͙̘̪̦̟̰̍͑̍̌̓͋̐͘͘A̸̖̣̥̝͈͙̼̮̐̓̍̋́̆͜À̛͔̼͔̖͔̝̬̅͑̈͜͜͢͠Á̷̧̢̛̖̣̯̠̜̻̍͌̍͘̕Ắ̷̺̻͉̥̤̠̝́̈́̇͒͌̂͆̌͢ͅÂ̟͙̖͓̣̳̳͛̎̍̇͋̓̓̔͞ͅĄ̵̡̛͚̮̣͕̱̀̒̌̓̈́̐̂͘Ȃ̴̡̛͓͚̝̈́̓͗͗̔͊͜͝A̢̮̭͓̺̫̩͕͓͒͑̓́̀͗́Ǎ̧͈̬̣̻̮͔͑̀̄̍A̢̼̪̳̹̐͐͗̏̓̇̀Ȧ͚͖̹͚̻͉͕̜͓̓͆̈́̉͗̆͐Ą̵̖͎͙̘̺̣̽͗̎̆̚͢͢͞͝͡ͅȂ̼̹͓̮͇͇̳̠̓̐̔̎̔̓̀̕͠A̮͕̠͙̯̱͓͇̻̗̽͑̓̐͊A̫̱̟̲̤̞͓͗̈͠͠͝Á̶̩̮̦̰͓͐̽̚̚̕A̫̯̹̟͚̖͊͑͒̍͊̆̚͜͝Ǎ̧͕̟̺̖̻͛̒̽̍̍̇͢Ä̷͇̳̝̱̩̙̿̋̀̉̈̃ͅA̬̫̤̼̦̟͎̋͛̽̽̀Ą̷̻͉̮̜̲̗̲̣̏̈́̏̊͑̒͂̒͆͞ͅA̸̢̡̩̮̮̖̯͉̮̳͒̌͊͐̋̽͞A̷̧̧̯̠̺̬͔͌̿̓͌̅̏A̢̢̗͓͓̖͕̫̜͆͊͛͒̀̿͋̏͞Á̭̭̭̭̻̞̆̂̿̒͑͐̚͞ͅA̢͍̖̩͇͍͎͎̥̘͌͐͑̒̏͡A̵̛̮̙̩͚̺̍̊͋͒̌͌̅͜Ą̸̡̫̳̱̈̌͊̊̋͂̑̇̔͡A̢̪̱͈͉̤̠͚͔̞̒̽͋̑̾̓͘͡Ã̵̟̖͍̜͙̝͎̤̘̅̈͐́̊̈Á̳͈̙̝̲̻͙͐̊̓͋̋̇́̕͢Ä̷̻͉̞͙̱̙́̆̐̒̚̚Ą̸̜̞̫͕͓̰͕̀̆͆̑̆͂͌͠ͅA̹̬͈̥̭͐̍͋̔́͋͌̇̀̚A̟̤͍̥̲̫̜̙̒̈́̅͌͡Ǻ̝̭͓̲͍̣̀̂̐̌̋A̸͈͚̮̤̟͖͍̍̐̾͌̑A̸̧̢̡̻̜̝̜̣͒̉̈́͆̈̂͝A̼̱̦̯̖͋̏́͒̀͜͟ͅẠ͈̙̤̇̅̾̓͊̂͜͟͡A̸̧̼̯̻̙͑͊̀̀̿̐̊A̹͙̞̟̱̗̦̥̖͆̉͂̾̃̍͞A̡̮͙̘̪̦̟̰̍͑̍̌̓͋̐͘͘A̸̖̣̥̝͈͙̼̮̐̓̍̋́̆͜À̛͔̼͔̖͔̝̬̅͑̈͜͜͢͠Á̷̧̢̛̖̣̯̠̜̻̍͌̍͘̕Ắ̷̺̻͉̥̤̠̝́̈́̇͒͌̂͆̌͢ͅÂ̟͙̖͓̣̳̳͛̎̍̇͋̓̓̔͞ͅĄ̵̡̛͚̮̣͕̱̀̒̌̓̈́̐̂͘Ȃ̴̡̛͓͚̝̈́̓͗͗̔͊͜͝A̢̮̭͓̺̫̩͕͓͒͑̓́̀͗́Ǎ̧͈̬̣̻̮͔͑̀̄̍A̢̼̪̳̹̐͐͗̏̓̇̀Ȧ͚͖̹͚̻͉͕̜͓̓͆̈́̉͗̆͐Ą̵̖͎͙̘̺̣̽͗̎̆̚͢͢͞͝͡ͅȂ̼̹͓̮͇͇̳̠̓̐̔̎̔̓̀̕͠A̮͕̠͙̯̱͓͇̻̗̽͑̓̐͊A̫̱̟̲̤̞͓͗̈͠͠͝Á̶̩̮̦̰͓͐̽̚̚̕A̫̯̹̟͚̖͊͑͒̍͊̆̚͜͝Ǎ̧͕̟̺̖̻͛̒̽̍̍̇͢Ä̷͇̳̝̱̩̙̿̋̀̉̈̃ͅA̬̫̤̼̦̟͎̋͛̽̽̀Ą̷̻͉̮̜̲̗̲̣̏̈́̏̊͑̒͂̒͆͞ͅA̸̢̡̩̮̮̖̯͉̮̳͒̌͊͐̋̽͞A̷̧̧̯̠̺̬͔͌̿̓͌̅̏A̢̢̗͓͓̖͕̫̜͆͊͛͒̀̿͋̏͞Á̭̭̭̭̻̞̆̂̿̒͑͐̚͞ͅA̢͍̖̩͇͍͎͎̥̘͌͐͑̒̏͡A̸̧̢̡̻̜̝̜̣͒̉̈́͆̈̂͝A̼̱̦̯̖͋̏́͒̀͜͟ͅẠ͈̙̤̇̅̾̓͊̂͜͟͡A̸̧̼̯̻̙͑͊̀̀̿̐̊A̹͙̞̟̱̗̦̥̖͆̉͂̾̃̍͞A̡̮͙̘̪̦̟̰̍͑̍̌̓͋̐͘͘A̸̖̣̥̝͈͙̼̮̐̓̍̋́̆͜À̛͔̼͔̖͔̝̬̅͑̈͜͜͢͠Á̷̧̢̛̖̣̯̠̜̻̍͌̍͘̕Ắ̷̺̻͉̥̤̠̝́̈́̇͒͌̂͆̌͢ͅÂ̟͙̖͓̣̳̳͛̎̍̇͋̓̓̔͞ͅĄ̵̡̛͚̮̣͕̱̀̒̌̓̈́̐̂͘Ȃ̴̡̛͓͚̝̈́̓͗͗̔͊͜͝A̢̮̭͓̺̫̩͕͓͒͑̓́̀͗́Ǎ̧͈̬̣̻̮͔͑̀̄̍A̢̼̪̳̹̐͐͗̏̓̇̀Ȧ͚͖̹͚̻͉͕̜͓̓͆̈́̉͗̆͐Ą̵̖͎͙̘̺̣̽͗̎̆̚͢͢͞͝͡ͅȂ̼̹͓̮͇͇̳̠̓̐̔̎̔̓̀̕͠A̮͕̠͙̯̱͓͇̻̗̽͑̓̐͊A̫̱̟̲̤̞͓͗̈͠͠͝Á̶̩̮̦̰͓͐̽̚̚̕A̫̯̹̟͚̖͊͑͒̍͊̆̚͜͝Ǎ̧͕̟̺̖̻͛̒̽̍̍̇͢Ä̷͇̳̝̱̩̙̿̋̀̉̈̃ͅA̬̫̤̼̦̟͎̋͛̽̽̀Ą̷̻͉̮̜̲̗̲̣̏̈́̏̊͑̒͂̒͆͞ͅA̸̢̡̩̮̮̖̯͉̮̳͒̌͊͐̋̽͞A̹̬͈̥̭͐̍͋̔́͋͌̇̀̚A̟̤͍̥̲̫̜̙̒̈́̅͌͡Ǻ̝̭͓̲͍̣̀̂̐̌̋A̸͈͚̮̤̟͖͍̍̐̾͌̑A̸̧̢̡̻̜̝̜̣͒̉̈́͆̈̂͝A̼̱̦̯̖͋̏́͒̀͜͟ͅẠ͈̙̤̇̅̾̓͊̂͜͟͡A̸̧̼̯̻̙͑͊̀̀̿̐̊A̹͙̞̟̱̗̦̥̖͆̉͂̾̃̍͞A̡̮͙̘̪̦̟̰̍͑̍̌̓͋̐͘͘A̸̖̣̥̝͈͙̼̮̐̓̍̋́̆͜À̛͔̼͔̖͔̝̬̅͑̈͜͜͢͠Á̷̧̢̛̖̣̯̠̜̻̍͌̍͘̕Ắ̷̺̻͉̥̤̠̝́̈́̇͒͌̂͆̌͢ͅÂ̟͙̖͓̣̳̳͛̎̍̇͋̓̓̔͞ͅĄ̵̡̛͚̮̣͕̱̀̒̌̓̈́̐̂͘Ȃ̴̡̛͓͚̝̈́̓͗͗̔͊͜͝A̢̮̭͓̺̫̩͕͓͒͑̓́̀͗́Ǎ̧͈̬̣̻̮͔͑̀̄̍A̢̼̪̳̹̐͐͗̏̓̇̀Ȧ͚͖̹͚̻͉͕̜͓̓͆̈́̉͗̆͐Ą̵̖͎͙̘̺̣̽͗̎̆̚͢͢͞͝͡ͅȂ̼̹͓̮͇͇̳̠̓̐̔̎̔̓̀̕͠A̮͕̠͙̯̱͓͇̻̗̽͑̓̐͊A̫̱̟̲̤̞͓͗̈͠͠͝Á̶̩̮̦̰͓͐̽̚̚̕A̫̯̹̟͚̖͊͑͒̍͊̆̚͜͝Ǎ̧͕̟̺̖̻͛̒̽̍̍̇͢Ä̷͇̳̝̱̩̙̿̋̀̉̈̃ͅA̬̫̤̼̦̟͎̋͛̽̽̀Ą̷̻͉̮̜̲̗̲̣̏̈́̏̊͑̒͂̒͆͞ͅA̸̢̡̩̮̮̖̯͉̮̳͒̌͊͐̋̽͞A̷̧̧̯̠̺̬͔͌̿̓͌̅̏A̢̢̗͓͓̖͕̫̜͆͊͛͒̀̿͋̏͞Á̭̭̭̭̻̞̆̂̿̒͑͐̚͞ͅA̢͍̖̩͇͍͎͎̥̘͌͐͑̒̏͡A̵̛̮̙̩͚̺̍̊͋͒̌͌̅͜Ą̸̡̫̳̱̈̌͊̊̋͂̑̇̔͡A̢̪̱͈͉̤̠͚͔̞̒̽͋̑̾̓͘͡Ã̵̟̖͍̜͙̝͎̤̘̅̈͐́̊̈Á̳͈̙̝̲̻͙͐̊̓͋̋̇́̕͢Ä̷̻͉̞͙̱̙́̆̐̒̚̚Ą̸̜̞̫͕͓̰͕̀̆͆̑̆͂͌͠ͅA̹̬͈̥̭͐̍͋̔́͋͌̇̀̚A̟̤͍̥̲̫̜̙̒̈́̅͌͡Ǻ̝̭͓̲͍̣̀̂̐̌̋A̸͈͚̮̤̟͖͍̍̐̾͌̑A̸̧̢̡̻̜̝̜̣͒̉̈́͆̈̂͝A̼̱̦̯̖͋̏́͒̀͜͟ͅẠ͈̙̤̇̅̾̓͊̂͜͟͡A̸̧̼̯̻̙͑͊̀̀̿̐̊A̹͙̞̟̱̗̦̥̖͆̉͂̾̃̍͞A̡̮͙̘̪̦̟̰̍͑̍̌̓͋̐͘͘A̸̖̣̥̝͈͙̼̮̐̓̍̋́̆͜À̛͔̼͔̖͔̝̬̅͑̈͜͜͢͠Á̷̧̢̛̖̣̯̠̜̻̍͌̍͘̕Ắ̷̺̻͉̥̤̠̝́̈́̇͒͌̂͆̌͢ͅÂ̟͙̖͓̣̳̳͛̎̍̇͋̓̓̔͞ͅĄ̵̡̛͚̮̣͕̱̀̒̌̓̈́̐̂͘Ȃ̴̡̛͓͚̝̈́̓͗͗̔͊͜͝
I'm 27. I started watching these a decade ago. Proud to announce it still is the shit and hopefully forever will.
That ending went too dark.
0:58
I love that the only way the bread could do that is if it was thrown
Every time I watch it again, there's something that makes me laugh and/or something I didn't notice before. Anytime I notice the heavy loudly attempting to eat an entire lettuce, it makes me chortle again.
What the actual hell did I just watch?
I’m confused, scared and angry all at once
10/10
i love how the closeup shots of characters blinking always have the whole face squishing slightly
That static-filled Heavy scream really reminds me of the hilarious scream from one of CrazyScoutTV's vids. Its like some sort of braincell-killing weapon Heavys use as a last resort. I laugh so hard every time.
OOOOooooo i loved the horror stings, really catches the viewer off guard
Theyre not really jumpscare moments just unexpected bits one would not expect to see in an average gmod/sfm animation
This is literally the robot murder dog from wallace and gromit, and how he gets ground up into his own products. 10/10
*Factory worker uprising, St. Petersburg, November 1917, colorized*
What I find scary is that even after getting chopped up soldier is still alive to scream while being burned, hammered, injected, crushed and blown up
Ahh good old classic SFM
Love it
It warms a TF2 veteran heart seen SFM around going.
What's insane is how much the environment feels like actual physics you just animated around.
That bread blocked tunnel was perfection.
A teacher would've asked if you used Blender physics for it. Nope. And that is A+ bread right there.
But with that much bread, I'm shocked soldier didn't go into a drunken rage to teleport it all.
My brain cell cells have been diffused. My whole existence into a environment with no insides.
0:32 me when my mom says no buying things:
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0:47
Moment when Heavy yelled freaking murdered me.
1:15 R.I.P. sandwich boss
Love how the bread is progressively growing bigger as it gets clogged up
... Well that turned dark!
That latter half really reminded me of something out of Wallace & Gromit.
When working at the factory :
Do Not eat the ingredients
Don’t smoke
Do not let the conveyer belt get jammed
Give your supervisor your full attention when he addresses you and don’t yell at him
0:39 the back head slap fricking killed me
And THIS is why we have unions, children~
I love how there's a bunch of Scout supervisors in the background.
Heavy: *demonic screaming*
Auto subtitles: M U S I C
that "noOOOHHHHH" was so good
Ah yes soldier finally mastered the ability to summon a demon in his mouth when he screams ATTEEEEEEAAAAHNTION ot nOOOOO, I'm proud of him
😂
Words cannot describe how much I love this style of animation.
This has the same energy as a episode of fanboy and chum chum
Yaaaaayyyy :3 You did the thingy where there is no depth-of-field :D Now I love this! Very enjoyable!
Damn. That was uh... The shift between funny gmod to like nightmare vibes was jarring lmao good stuff
Soldier: *doesn't let heavy eat*
Heavy: your free trial of life has expired
These all look like coworkers you would work with
0:57 me and boys in any situation
videos like these shows me the true potential of the face posing tool
That is a true American Sandvich!
1:12 Don't Mind About Soldier Screaming In Pain, He's Just Being Dumb.
0:40 that slap followed by "W A T" just breaks me
0:18 ATAAAACK
0:25 NOOOOOO
0:32 AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
0:49 his face looks like he hates sausage party!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This feels like if you combined sfm and gmod animations together
1:01 Mystery character hidden in plain sight.
Ngl I like the design of the first heavy he looks like he is young and having a gangster look
Holy shit that ending was grim, but amazing animation (as always!) 😂
loved it... must took forever to animate it.
HUGE LIKE!
70+ hours. Glad you enjoyed it :)
I laughed hard at the beginning, then nearly cried at the end. More whiplash like this and I'll need to fix my neck too!
The absolute offense when soldier said no to the first heavy kills me every time
0:57
Don't you love using binoculars to see your boss being turned into a sandwich?
0:25 *NÆÄÃ2ÊĮØ1ĆO*
I love this. You keep improving with each one of your amazing SFMs. Keep up the awesome work. I'm looking forward to your next uploads.