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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
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  • @MotoMadness
    @MotoMadness  7 років тому +331

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    [07:37] ➤ TheNinjaCowboy (Rides Again) - Puppers Wanna Race - ua-cam.com/video/FKMe8LDugr4/v-deo.html
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    • @cartmen2182
      @cartmen2182 7 років тому +3

      Moto Madness love the video's

    • @brandonmurphy2488
      @brandonmurphy2488 7 років тому +2

      Moto Madness hay I know you may not read this but your super awesome

    • @cartmen2182
      @cartmen2182 7 років тому +1

      Toxic Aura what?😕😑

    • @iiExplosionz12
      @iiExplosionz12 7 років тому +2

      Moto Madness Animlas?? I think you meant Animals. You might want to fix your spelling there

    • @MotoMadness
      @MotoMadness  7 років тому +5

      Good spotting mate, fixed! Thaks

  • @shoutamagatsuchi3076
    @shoutamagatsuchi3076 4 роки тому +684

    **Guy on Motorcycle Afraid of Bee**
    Car drivers: "He has mental breakdown."

  • @AliceLongberg
    @AliceLongberg 7 років тому +6450

    Was i the only one laughing my head off when the guy was screaming about the bee xD

  • @lehfabduck7668
    @lehfabduck7668 5 років тому +719

    Biker:"I have your dog"
    All:"why do you have my dog?"
    XD it sounded like he kidnapped his dog

  • @oldspringbonniefnaffredbea6196
    @oldspringbonniefnaffredbea6196 6 років тому +1312

    AHH, THERE'S A BEE, AGHH!!!
    AHH, THERE'S A BEE, AGHH!!!
    AHH, THERE'S A BEE, AGHH!!!
    AHH, THERE'S S BEE, AGHH!!!
    Chat has been disabled for five seconds.

  • @TrophyRaider
    @TrophyRaider 7 років тому +1629

    'I have your dog' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sounds like he was about to ask for ransom 🤣

    • @mrjohnosterman
      @mrjohnosterman 7 років тому +37

      Trophy Raider
      Also thought that... should have said it in a darker voice :-P

    • @TrophyRaider
      @TrophyRaider 7 років тому +26

      Ahahaha! Al must of thought the same thing 🤣🤣 'what do you mean you have my dog' 🤣🤣 class

    • @galaxarleaderofnebrutolian3998
      @galaxarleaderofnebrutolian3998 7 років тому +95

      "How'd you get my dog?"

    • @mrjohnosterman
      @mrjohnosterman 7 років тому +39

      Gerald The Sea Lion
      "You only talk when asked a question. I want 300 dog treats in 500g packages. Place it at the Horse farm and you will see your dog again." :-P

    • @mynameisinuse4386
      @mynameisinuse4386 6 років тому +5

      Die verschlungenen Straßen von Marburg 😂😂

  • @veronicaslomianka5295
    @veronicaslomianka5295 6 років тому +1443

    " There's a bee. There's a bee. THERE'S A BEE!!! " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @insertfunnyjoke
    @insertfunnyjoke 6 років тому +407

    The first guy almost made me die of laughter. "ahhhh a bee ahh eehhh ahhhh a bee ahh" 🐝🐝😆😆

  • @somethingunoriginal4354
    @somethingunoriginal4354 6 років тому +550

    That guy with the geese "Don't leave you dudes"

    • @Karn3fice
      @Karn3fice 4 роки тому +56

      he was such a fucking idiot making it worse and worse from the beginning

    • @theteenagetrap791
      @theteenagetrap791 4 роки тому +4

      @@Karn3fice how?

    • @ragnarok-_-9977
      @ragnarok-_-9977 4 роки тому +11

      @@theteenagetrap791 by stressing the birds out, making them flee and get stuck in the first place. I know some birds will leave their nests due to human disturbance. I dont know if it could happen or not in this case but i wouldt bet on it... he should have just kept his distance imo.

    • @theteenagetrap791
      @theteenagetrap791 4 роки тому

      Ragnar Sellevold oh kk

    • @Rexaurus
      @Rexaurus 4 роки тому +11

      @@Karn3fice i agree I live in a nature park and the first thing i learned is that if they stay on the road they are so stressed they dont know what to do anymore. Turn the engine off if you can't pass safely! Wait or walk past.

  • @hemskastrom929
    @hemskastrom929 7 років тому +2445

    That guy playing with the dog makes me so happy

    • @gregorymallory
      @gregorymallory 7 років тому +13

      mustefe that's Southern Biker.

    • @rxdntpto
      @rxdntpto 7 років тому +36

      damn profile picture its so old but still gets me

    • @meerlamm3448
      @meerlamm3448 7 років тому +14

      i really thought there was a fly on my monitor

    • @MegaSeyitcan
      @MegaSeyitcan 7 років тому

      +Resident Potato me too damn :D

    • @hemskastrom929
      @hemskastrom929 7 років тому +2

      You are not the first one :D

  • @kelogorn
    @kelogorn 7 років тому +734

    1st guy in full gear screaming about a bee. That's just hilarious :D

    • @baumstamm9082
      @baumstamm9082 7 років тому +28

      Zsolt Ujfalusi at first i thought the bee was in the helmet because he screamed so much

    • @jolle4554
      @jolle4554 7 років тому +1

      me too :D

    • @jadelescault2773
      @jadelescault2773 7 років тому +27

      Zsolt Ujfalusi if it was in my helmet if freak the fuck out to though. 😂

    • @philtripe
      @philtripe 7 років тому +1

      oh...now i get it...i didnt understand what he was freakin out about...i thought he was grading the people in traffic like thats not an "A" performance so he was giving them all a "B"...ive been stung a thousand times. my last two rides i got bit by something, no big deal...and theres my wife, never been stung by a bee in her life! freaks out way worse than first guy, lol

    • @lorenhusky2717
      @lorenhusky2717 6 років тому

      I don't know if you have seen those wasps that kill cicadas or not, but they're huge. I accidentally stepped on one barefoot in the yard and it stung the bottom of my foot. That was extremely painful!!

  • @meganh8145
    @meganh8145 6 років тому +439

    Gemma was a CUTIE

  • @brookappel538
    @brookappel538 5 років тому +382

    I love the dude having a conversation with the geese

    • @matthewarcher3024
      @matthewarcher3024 4 роки тому +8

      I know right? I was laughing the whole time

    • @alb1nom0nk3plays2
      @alb1nom0nk3plays2 4 роки тому +2

      Brook Appel me to

    • @supershifter4836
      @supershifter4836 4 роки тому +4

      Worst parenting ever

    • @mlyniecm
      @mlyniecm 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah dude scaring geese away from their young, so awesome

    • @grimz6109
      @grimz6109 4 роки тому +9

      Yea instead of turning off his bike and walking it he kept on following them with his engine on scaring them, and even with him wearing gloves he decided to have a conversation with geese rather then taking the baby out of the thorns, talking about “they are suffering” headass while had the chance to save it

  • @BlackneckLP
    @BlackneckLP 7 років тому +871

    is this guy actually trying to talk with the birds? haha xD

    • @matej.mlakar
      @matej.mlakar 7 років тому +19

      birdwhisperer

    • @Notred1775
      @Notred1775 7 років тому +7

      N-JOY the game some animals understand emotion and gestures. (some)

    • @cdsmith1990
      @cdsmith1990 7 років тому +6

      Yeah bluh u know what it is bluh he bout to square up

    • @xtina818
      @xtina818 7 років тому +26

      him staying there isn't helping the situation

    • @FadedThought
      @FadedThought 7 років тому +8

      N-JOY the game 😂😂 I would do the same

  • @SassieYT
    @SassieYT 7 років тому +338

    The dude is arguing with birds 😂😂

  • @devbosscopeland7027
    @devbosscopeland7027 6 років тому +205

    Last guy needs a puppy!!!

  • @thecosplayexplore9992
    @thecosplayexplore9992 5 років тому +271

    XD "your two need to come over here and help ur child."
    " You two coming back?"
    " No need to fight."
    IM DYYIINNGG OMG

  • @mubee4682
    @mubee4682 7 років тому +182

    11:26 friendship is born...
    this dog and biker theyre perfect for each other.

    • @lorenhusky2717
      @lorenhusky2717 6 років тому +8

      Maybe they can get married in California.

    • @scottkornacki2573
      @scottkornacki2573 6 років тому

      Lol. No doubt it will be legal there soon.

  • @shadynightmare8866
    @shadynightmare8866 7 років тому +1015

    11:30 that dude needs a dog BADLY ...

    • @theyoutubeguy1
      @theyoutubeguy1 5 років тому +43

      He might already have one.

    • @justenzo6342
      @justenzo6342 5 років тому +17

      I'm a cat guy but dogs are fun but I won't own one. Plus when I'm older my mom's badly allergic to them. So she could never be at my house. I'm 13 so that ways away lol

    • @CrazyCakes_Gamez
      @CrazyCakes_Gamez 5 років тому +2

      єℓιנαн WOAH What’s got your knickers in a twist? O-O

    • @CrazyCakes_Gamez
      @CrazyCakes_Gamez 5 років тому +1

      єℓιנαн Yeah. No... I don't know you like that 👀

    • @b58mikey
      @b58mikey 5 років тому +14

      Genesis G 90 I don’t wanna be mean but no one asked

  • @billy4712
    @billy4712 6 років тому +239

    That first dudes voice on the clip is sooo high pitch oml 😂

    • @shubhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @shubhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 3 роки тому

      Did u meant to write omg or oml cuz like that does kinda make sense like oml : oh my lord omg: oh my god

  • @kimtriller2263
    @kimtriller2263 6 років тому +11

    Thanks to the man who saved the dog from 8:38. You are a very valuable person. There should be more people like you.

  • @kristopherfelixsjoberg1629
    @kristopherfelixsjoberg1629 7 років тому +277

    Just checking on my dude here, Don't lynch me-
    You.
    You two. come back here, and help your child!

  • @katd3904
    @katd3904 7 років тому +355

    the biker at the end of the video playing with the dog was so cute

    • @ignacio272
      @ignacio272 7 років тому

      patetic.

    • @katd3904
      @katd3904 7 років тому +1

      Fussions 😂

    • @haydenarcher5506
      @haydenarcher5506 7 років тому

      Katrina Duran hey can u follow me on instagram please it's hayden.archer1 thanks ☺

    • @dannytello25
      @dannytello25 7 років тому +1

      Lmao way to shoot your shot

    • @danglehd4077
      @danglehd4077 7 років тому +2

      That was fucking hilarious xD

  • @duhitznick_m9737
    @duhitznick_m9737 4 роки тому +132

    3:04 he's like this whitest mf and he's like "square up blood!" Bruh

  • @rbmedia8798
    @rbmedia8798 4 роки тому +29

    Everyone in comments: “haha the biker with the bee”
    Me: *but the wholesome dog video*

  • @vfwm4879
    @vfwm4879 7 років тому +215

    I love the guy who has conversations with the birds

  • @secretrage5740
    @secretrage5740 7 років тому +798

    Why didnt he turn his engine off and pass the ducks...?!

    • @shane2432
      @shane2432 7 років тому +26

      Secret Rage exactly why I was thinking

    • @zezzelele4756
      @zezzelele4756 7 років тому +5

      Secret Rage its clever to keep your engine runnig if they try to attack you least you can drive away:D sry my english

    • @Matt-ny4nx
      @Matt-ny4nx 7 років тому +46

      Dude... Geese don't really attack people he should just have turned off his engine and waited.

    • @urmomsahoe1
      @urmomsahoe1 7 років тому +61

      You have never been around geese. Those mother fuckers are mean.

    • @Snipijs
      @Snipijs 7 років тому +18

      Geese can be aggressive when they try to protect their children.

  • @AnonymousAnonymous-zd9qd
    @AnonymousAnonymous-zd9qd 6 років тому +98

    Really liked the guy with the baby goose stuck in the thorn bush!

  • @shanejohnson7150
    @shanejohnson7150 4 роки тому +30

    I loved how the dude at the end was just playing with the dog we need to get him a dog

  • @SnusCF
    @SnusCF 7 років тому +82

    The last guy had the time of his life lol

  • @thatdudethatdoesstuff7309
    @thatdudethatdoesstuff7309 7 років тому +106

    That guy on the pitbike having a full conversation with the geese cracked me up XD

    • @SilverfoxJB
      @SilverfoxJB 6 років тому +3

      pitbike or shit bike? He was an ass who should have given them time to get clear

  • @tedthepony7521
    @tedthepony7521 4 роки тому +20

    0:35
    Moto Madness:AHHHHHH there’s a bee!
    *Guy in his car next to him with his window down*
    Guy:Bro you good?

  • @itzelenabruce8586
    @itzelenabruce8586 6 років тому +102

    "AHHH IT A BEE IT A BEE ITS A BEE😣😣😣!!!" YELLS THE GROWN MAN LIKE A GIRL

    • @seriousgameofficial
      @seriousgameofficial 4 роки тому +5

      ITZ ELENA BRUCE bruh you ever been stung by a bee? Shit hurts lol especially when it's your face

    • @modernmiderntown3241
      @modernmiderntown3241 4 роки тому +4

      The comment is from 2 years ago and just yesterday and today there are 2 replies

  • @bozonncs2172
    @bozonncs2172 7 років тому +160

    If there's a bee or wasp near me I do exact that lol

    • @clipzyz7701
      @clipzyz7701 6 років тому

      Bozonncs 21 same

    • @_HyenaLoaf
      @_HyenaLoaf 6 років тому +1

      Bozonncs 21 I'm allergic to their stings :,3

    • @_HyenaLoaf
      @_HyenaLoaf 6 років тому

      LynxDraws The stings are really sore, at least to me they are.
      ;w;

    • @Hunter-bm6ss
      @Hunter-bm6ss 6 років тому

      ya they hurt like a bich when you get stung on the bottom of you foot

  • @alexwatchmejuke1795
    @alexwatchmejuke1795 7 років тому +55

    4:37
    "oh this guy is stuck on a thorn :( "
    *turns to adult ducks*
    "y'all gonna come back?"
    LMFAO

  • @haleybanda2353
    @haleybanda2353 6 років тому +55

    The last one made my day. ☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @mallo6316
    @mallo6316 5 років тому +39

    deers are so dumb lol.
    Deer: :o a 100mph car is about to pass? I wanna die so ima run infront of it

  • @arcadegamingyt5243
    @arcadegamingyt5243 7 років тому +258

    I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the guy trying to talk to the two adult ducks really far away and saying he wanted to square up

    • @Hunter-bm6ss
      @Hunter-bm6ss 6 років тому +1

      ArcadeGamingYT they were gees i think canadian gees from the sound

    • @Inkedoutz
      @Inkedoutz 6 років тому +1

      Geese.

    • @elladuke9718
      @elladuke9718 5 років тому +1

      And when he told em to not leave their dudes

    • @orbit_3127
      @orbit_3127 5 років тому

      ArcadeGamingYT same

    • @truegrhyme9259
      @truegrhyme9259 5 років тому +1

      Worst most annoying part of vid

  • @nelly._.8128
    @nelly._.8128 7 років тому +214

    The guy who was talking to the geese was the cutest thing! 😭

    • @trevor4025
      @trevor4025 6 років тому +5

      Dana Whitestein wow you're really angry for some geese. It's not like the geese died lmao calm down

    • @eliengland1059
      @eliengland1059 6 років тому +2

      his bike runs like shit too

    • @Ryan-re1rs
      @Ryan-re1rs 6 років тому +3

      Trevor C. He was mad at the person who said he was cute for causing that to happen.

    • @SilverfoxJB
      @SilverfoxJB 6 років тому +8

      I agree totally, could have turned the engine off and waited 5 fucking minutes, instead of going for views

    • @codycall6513
      @codycall6513 6 років тому +6

      Silverfox ya. Guy was a fucking moron. Ya tell the geese to come when you’re standing here. Fucking idiot. Damn bikers. Fucking morons.

  • @avia3358
    @avia3358 6 років тому +133

    Don't run from your children!

    • @shaniquetoppin6144
      @shaniquetoppin6144 5 років тому

      Fr like what is his UA-cam 😂😂

    • @leftchat8903
      @leftchat8903 5 років тому +2

      Typical phrase to a black male father

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 4 роки тому +4

      Low-key wish my dad took that advice

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 4 роки тому +2

      The geese weren't running from their children they were running from the asshole that wouldn't back off

    • @CanIgetsubscriberswithvi-ol9be
      @CanIgetsubscriberswithvi-ol9be 4 роки тому

      Daenerys Stormborn how tf he suppose to back off with a dirt bike even tho he backs off they hear the motor and run away SO DONT BE CALLIN ANYONE AN ASSSHOLE IF U DONT FUCKING KNOW WUT U TALKIN ABT

  • @tayler51807
    @tayler51807 4 роки тому +18

    1:24 I almost threw my phone at the wall I'm laying next to

  • @optm727
    @optm727 7 років тому +84

    There's a bee,there's a bee! xDDDDDDD

    • @eclipsorayman9524
      @eclipsorayman9524 6 років тому +1

      Potato Gaming dood been scared of bee

    • @_HyenaLoaf
      @_HyenaLoaf 6 років тому +1

      Potato I would have ran off the bike and off into space just to get away from that bee. I'm allergic to bee and wasp stings ;3;

  • @tanushvyas8341
    @tanushvyas8341 7 років тому +105

    The dog at the end was so cute

  • @ColoursCapello
    @ColoursCapello 4 роки тому +5

    Biker: "Al? Hey Al!"
    Al: "WOOO I'M AL"
    Said Gemma.

  • @axidite
    @axidite 6 років тому +20

    6:04 lol

  • @bleachme8165
    @bleachme8165 7 років тому +40

    how to properly greet a stranger....
    "I HAVE YOUR DOOOOOOOG."

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 6 років тому

      And to think I would've said, "hello, I'm calling to report that your dog is loose and is currently with me on ____ street. Please collect them before they get hit. Good day."

  • @Joses24174
    @Joses24174 6 років тому +22

    The guy at the end so genoures😁😁👌👌✌✌

  • @gamergamerrockz4761
    @gamergamerrockz4761 5 років тому +13

    Aww that black dog is so cute while been played with Animals are the cutest things ever 😀🖤🖤🖤💙💙💙❤️❤️💜💜💚💗💗💕💕

  • @SweatyBooch420
    @SweatyBooch420 7 років тому +32

    1:04 that Chevy Impala is DEFINITELY going faster than the speed limit. XDD

    • @justenzo6342
      @justenzo6342 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justenzo6342
      @justenzo6342 5 років тому

      Why did I laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @rachelharper3623
      @rachelharper3623 5 років тому +2

      Oml I thought u was talking about real Chevy impala its my dream car

  • @MGProductions7i
    @MGProductions7i 7 років тому +73

    6:50 that cat must feel suicidal..

  • @EarthAngel.101
    @EarthAngel.101 3 роки тому +2

    That guy yelling at the Geese, "Don't runaway from your children!" I had to laugh!!😄😄

  • @Deannabug-me4rg
    @Deannabug-me4rg 6 років тому +14

    The guy at 5 mins is awesome and the guy with jemma

  • @shadowbug1811
    @shadowbug1811 7 років тому +17

    That guy screaming about that bee almost put Nicolas Cage to shame lol XD

  • @thomascrooms5623
    @thomascrooms5623 7 років тому +164

    The jump scare at 1:23 holly fuck

    • @i.dh1584
      @i.dh1584 7 років тому +3

      Thomas Crooms holly fuck 😂😂

    • @LisBerisha
      @LisBerisha 7 років тому +8

      same, I fucking moved my head so fast LOL

    • @beqzis
      @beqzis 7 років тому +3

      DUDE I GOT SO SCARED AND I WAS EATING LMAO

    • @prisregil
      @prisregil 7 років тому +1

      Phew,,, im not alone!

    • @i.dh1584
      @i.dh1584 7 років тому +1

      Thomas Crooms is it holy fuck or holly fuck just asking ?

  • @brendanrichardson6135
    @brendanrichardson6135 6 років тому +7

    3:09. This is my reaction to everything small.

  • @glitchydreamer5116
    @glitchydreamer5116 5 років тому +7

    “AHH THERES A BEE, THERES A BEE!” Ah that was so funny I almost peed my pants...... 🤣

  • @0goliath0-2
    @0goliath0-2 7 років тому +168

    What's animlas? :P

    • @finlandplayer03
      @finlandplayer03 7 років тому +2

      was gonna comment about that

    • @darkwatersband
      @darkwatersband 7 років тому +32

      i think its kind of like an animal

    • @MotoMadness
      @MotoMadness  7 років тому +64

      yeah kinda 😎✌

    • @truth_x-3784
      @truth_x-3784 7 років тому +6

      0Goliath0 - Animals are..You know what...I don't know.

  • @koul_2482
    @koul_2482 7 років тому +274

    lowkey Al was disrespectful on the phone

    • @letstalkkennel
      @letstalkkennel 6 років тому +27

      Yeah, the biker kinda made it sound like he'd stolen the dog as well lol

    • @auto1640
      @auto1640 5 років тому +8

      Lowkey the neighbor and Al's wife got home at the same time 🤔 🤣

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 роки тому +1

      @@auto1640 Well Well Well 😂

  • @CarCultureUSA
    @CarCultureUSA 4 роки тому +3

    years later, the video with the dog still brings me pure joy :)

  • @biggiesmallsgamerle4she276
    @biggiesmallsgamerle4she276 4 роки тому +1

    6:44 he's lowkey talking to a goose couple and I absolutely love it

  • @SuCroN
    @SuCroN 7 років тому +37

    who else didn 't realis at the first clip that there s a bee?

    • @justafoon
      @justafoon 4 роки тому +1

      How did you not realize? He was screaming "BEE!!! BEE!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!" the whole time

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang 4 роки тому

      Me i had my volume down bc i dont have head phones rn

  • @reffley5607
    @reffley5607 7 років тому +84

    You know you are early when there is a mistake in the title :)

  • @madisontait9546
    @madisontait9546 6 років тому +2

    "Or a great white shark idk what's down there" had me dying 😂😂

  • @bryllenall3509
    @bryllenall3509 5 років тому +4

    “iLL sQuARE Up BlOoD”
    🤣

  • @dieselgate5002
    @dieselgate5002 7 років тому +40

    Gemma was very cuuute

    • @misutiruu
      @misutiruu 6 років тому

      naparra GEMMA WAS MY NAME TOO SOOOO I'm white but why am I black now XD

  • @Peelz2000
    @Peelz2000 7 років тому +45

    11:16
    When A Dog Trying To Attack You But Your To Busy Branding Its Ankles Lmaoo😂😂😂😂....

    • @IAmzColbz
      @IAmzColbz 5 років тому

      I didnt get that far in the video amd when i saw branding is ankles, i was very concerned and scared.

    • @yuh6747
      @yuh6747 4 роки тому

      i don’t get how is he branding its ankles?

    • @robertkelly8191
      @robertkelly8191 4 роки тому

      Lq.857 breaking his ankles*

    • @yuh6747
      @yuh6747 4 роки тому

      Robert Kelly’ ahhhh

    • @ssmaq
      @ssmaq 4 роки тому

      Kes lan bok

  • @kicklees5651
    @kicklees5651 6 років тому +8

    11:00 this is why I miss having a dog, dang

  • @cxsmic8685
    @cxsmic8685 6 років тому +5

    7:37 I love this song lmao

  • @mantves
    @mantves 7 років тому +77

    Animals*

  • @TeKaMOTO
    @TeKaMOTO 7 років тому +44

    0:18 Who let a 12 year old on a street bike??

    • @skylarisanonion2119
      @skylarisanonion2119 6 років тому +3

      TeKaMOTO he's not 12 lmao

    • @evanfandrei
      @evanfandrei 6 років тому +7

      TeKaMOTO What if he’s allergic?

    • @wailingmongi
      @wailingmongi 5 років тому

      The only thing he's allergic is pussy 😂

    • @JukinJiga
      @JukinJiga 5 років тому

      @@wailingmongi I am definitely not allergic to that

    • @JukinJiga
      @JukinJiga 5 років тому

      @@skylarisanonion2119 sometimes grown men sound like 12 year olds when faced with DEATH!

  • @mr.stealyogurl869
    @mr.stealyogurl869 5 років тому +8

    That guy who was waiting for the birds to move should have just turned off his engine and waited and they would have moved by themselves instead of scaring them away

    • @lelouchvibritannia1788
      @lelouchvibritannia1788 5 років тому

      Hindsight is always 20/20. And the guy probably was too smitten by them to think about that I think. Lol

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 5 років тому +1

    0:24 that guys chest to head transition is amazing

  • @perrytheplatypus8133
    @perrytheplatypus8133 7 років тому +18

    I was messing around my house until I received the notification 😄😄...now ... I'm busy for 13 minutes

  • @thedeafgenius
    @thedeafgenius 7 років тому +10

    No wonder there was only two baby geeses.....their parents are so quick to leave them.

  • @lallielettuce2356
    @lallielettuce2356 6 років тому +1

    I love it when he says,”OW, frick a fuck hit my face.”🤣🤣

  • @moosemama9071
    @moosemama9071 6 років тому

    The bee was hilarious! And the guy playing with the dog and calling the owners was so sweet😂

  • @Megus_Degus
    @Megus_Degus 7 років тому +12

    Hahaha and the guy having a conversation with the birds is a fucking legend man, Everyone should be like him and be so kind :)

  • @gabepost2855
    @gabepost2855 7 років тому +18

    Boi that dude at 5:20 so funny

  • @XJlover90
    @XJlover90 6 років тому +8

    first one sounds like my wife when she sees a bee lmao

  • @luciaaguadomuniz227
    @luciaaguadomuniz227 6 років тому +3

    I love the one aguing with the geese because they left their child behind 😂😂

  • @dracula667.
    @dracula667. 7 років тому +10

    Guy with the geese was NOT a dick. He wasn't trying to fucking chase them, he was going on his way and they happened to be in the road. Do you really expect him to turn his bike off try to walk past? That would have either caused the adult geese to fly away anyway, STILL abandoning their children in the process, OR they might attack the guy. And would you expect a CAR to sit there completely still and wait until the geese decide to get out of the way?

  • @xxxtenta2239
    @xxxtenta2239 7 років тому +3

    8:50 XD I love it when how he says "hi"

  • @Sentak96
    @Sentak96 5 років тому

    So far my favorite video, thank you very much for the clips man.

  • @robloxgirl101gatchastudior3
    @robloxgirl101gatchastudior3 5 років тому +1

    “Square up blood.” 😂 💀 IM DEAD 😂

  • @Itchyballs53
    @Itchyballs53 7 років тому +154

    Why is it that everybody who watches moto madness watches porn when they upload 😂

    • @vladfromyourtube
      @vladfromyourtube 7 років тому +19

      Ari Yosef maybe he uploads around porn time?

    • @timmedved551
      @timmedved551 7 років тому +1

      Ari Yosef reaaall bikers haha😂😂😂

    • @jdmarmy2734
      @jdmarmy2734 7 років тому +2

      Ari Yosef lol

    • @bongit4204
      @bongit4204 6 років тому

      Thank god not everyone

  • @voids3828
    @voids3828 7 років тому +3

    There's a BEE! *screaming*. That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @snazzyidiot
    @snazzyidiot 5 років тому +8

    THERES A BEE AHHH THERES A BEEE!!!!
    people next to him probably like I: I

  • @sadiel.5041
    @sadiel.5041 5 років тому +1

    My favorite part is when he's trying to negotiate with the geese

  • @haileyburritos1837
    @haileyburritos1837 7 років тому +3

    "Don't lynch me" 😂

  • @intelligentsmokers1884
    @intelligentsmokers1884 7 років тому +5

    I was just watching some of the videos then i get a notification saying that you uploaded one i was so excited HELL YEA

  • @koetie9732
    @koetie9732 5 років тому +2

    0:42 i can't stop laughing haha "there is a bee!! whaa aa" i would react the same :P

  • @emberchagner4862
    @emberchagner4862 4 роки тому +1

    I died when the guy was screaming bee. LOL!!!

  • @generalaspergers4205
    @generalaspergers4205 7 років тому +27

    That last dog reminded me of a dog I used to have. Hyper, but so lovable! Too bad he passed away...

    • @CaptainRum
      @CaptainRum 7 років тому +3

      Back at it again, searching for attention

    • @kawaiiyanderlee9616
      @kawaiiyanderlee9616 7 років тому +4

      Derpy
      What the hell is wrong with you?

    • @CaptainRum
      @CaptainRum 7 років тому

      Nothing but maybe you will soon understand why I wrote that

    • @generalaspergers4205
      @generalaspergers4205 7 років тому

      Derpy "Attention"? I wrote a comment in the comment section about how my dog was a lot like the dog in this video, and I'm searching for attention? The comment section is the worst place to get attention because your comment's are rarely ever seen...

    • @CaptainRum
      @CaptainRum 7 років тому

      First thing you did wrong was giving information about your dog and that he passed away when no one cares about that at all, so that information was useless nothing more. Second of all writing that under a video that has nothing to do with passed away dogs or "Write in the comments if you had a dog that passed away". Your pathetic to think that someone who is clear in his mind would care about this. So many dogs die either on the road or at home (if they have a home at all) and no one cares about those, so tell me a good reason to care about your dog?

  • @tank-tp6st
    @tank-tp6st 7 років тому +11

    Yeah bro Im always scared if the rider almost hit the animal Or hit 😰😱

  • @tinabergman8882
    @tinabergman8882 5 років тому +1

    The bike guy was killing me with laughter over the bee. The other guy was funny with telling the parents to come back to the dudes. 😂😂😂

  • @grimreaper-qq9nw
    @grimreaper-qq9nw 5 років тому +1

    5:42 man that guy is so much nicer than most people. And so much nicer than the parents LOL

  • @Luca.204
    @Luca.204 7 років тому +3

    The First one was hillarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @gtfo_12
    @gtfo_12 4 роки тому +5

    AHHHHH THERES A BEE THERES A BEEEE
    ME: STFU UR IN A LIBRARY
    (“•”)

  • @Miss_Jackson251
    @Miss_Jackson251 4 роки тому +2

    Guy: AH! THERE'S A BEE!
    The cars around him: Boi, what he doin-

  • @Mxns3r
    @Mxns3r 6 років тому +1

    Dude wears super protective gear: *screams about a bee*
    Me: *shaking my head while laughing*