"What did the two flags say at each other?" "Nothing, they just waved" harry: "that was the best joke ive ever heard" he said that like a proud dad hahahaha
ik these are harry’s but i can’t get over this joke from Louis: Harry: “I like Zayn cause he’s a really funny guy” Louis: “Like a mushroom?” Harry: “...?” Louis: “Cause he’s a FuNgUi”
guys she's brazilian (vi pelo teu nome hehe) and in brazil we use idiot as the same thing as goofball, she didn't meant to call harry stupid. he's a baby 💓
I love Harry's jokes so much 😂 My favourite is the "This is a family show.... or is iiitt?" or where he screamed "I SAID I'M GONNA TELL A BUNCH OF JOKES" then he asked if anyone has a joke and then he screamed "THAT WAS THE FIRST JOKE, THANK YOU!" 😂😂
I want Harry to tell all the jokes he know the day of my funeral and then go like. "She was a very good girl...very funny, smart, and honest? OR WAS SHE????"
MELÖ Well, they are cute? :D Some of them are not exactly funny - I mean the giraffe one for example? xD But it's hard not to like them when he says them...
Kate Scharf best joke eve....,........ Apart from my on Why did John fall off the swing? Coz he lacked coordination Why did Mary fall off the swing Coz she had no arms Why did George fall off the swing Someone threw a fridge at him Knock knock Who's there Not George! (Because he's dead.!)
i feel like harry has always been the star of the band. besides him being super cute he had the deepest and raspiest voice. and he’s just super funny and he stood out
“Urine secure, don’t know what for” the fact that that wasn’t a super smooth transition into a performance of what makes you beautiful is severely disappointing
"i'm in my mum's car broom broom" he references vine, is handsome, kind, sings, plays guitar and piano, acts, writes amazing songs, what else could anyone want?
Harry:knock knock Fans:who's there Harry:*thought he heard them say ooh yeah* oh..oh yeah.. Harry:haha that's insane Harry: lettuce Fans: lettuce who? Harry: let us in and you'll find out... HAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amazing video as always!! :) And thank you for always putting subtitle on your videos so international fans like me can finally understand what he says 😂 This is one of the reasons why you're my favorite account ❤️ can't wait for your next vid!
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. 😂😂😂😂😂
Annie Nicole Lettuce who?
(My mind) LETTUCE DIE YOUNG OR LETTUCE LIVE FOREVER!
Anje Nicole 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Love that one
Anje Nicole
Knock knock
Who’s there
A cow goes
A cow goes who
_NO_ _A COW GOES MOOOOO_
If we had more people like Harry, the world would be a better place
absolutely sure😭♥️
Definitely
let us be that person then ;) ❤️
Omgg 😭
If we had two harry styles the world will be almost perfect
I will never be able to say 'OR IS IT' without thinking about Harry😂😂
simran13 Yeahhhhhhhhhhh !
simran13 same 😂😂
same
simran13 I can't even say it anymore...
Knock knock
*On the set of drag me down*
Louis: can you get me some tea?
Harry: You mean- some Grav-i-tea
Louis-Leave the band
LMFAO 😂😂😂
OMFG 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This comment😂😂😂
*zayn leaves instead*
His smile when he says "or is it?" Has to be the cutest thing I've ever saw in my whole life 😂😂😂
Lillian Burgeson IKR
When
Period.
Yeeeessss!! Ahahah😂
IKR!!!
Gemma: knock knock
Harry: who's there??
Gemma: mom and dad
Harry: mom and dad who??
Gemma: exactly you're adopted
Niall Horan bAHHAHAHA
Niall Horan I feel like they've had that conversation before
😂😂😂😂 i died
Nice one Niall
Niall Horan Lol
Harry: knock knock
Fans: who's there?
Harry: a cow goes
Fans: a cow goes who?
Harry: no a cow goes moo....you're welcome
he's such a dorky dad to this fandom i swear
ITS A SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND that's username tho 😂
*I swear if he would do this on louis it will end like this*
harry: Knock, knock
louis: the door is open.
OneDimna Yo 😂👊
I notice Harry loves the "knock knock" jokes a lot 😂😂
😂😂😂
"I know I've got it wrong but I've got a microphone" DAMNNNNN DAT SHADE THO 😂😂😂
The worst jokes ever. like .ever. but I find it so funny when he laughs on his own jokes
"I felt funny."
"But it's not very funny cause she broke her arm".
OH GOOOSH that was the worst joke ever haha! :'D
Aurélie *fell funny
😂 that was soo cute and just 🙈😊
I didn't get it
"What does two flags say at each other? Nothing, they just wave"
That joke got me laughing for a good 2 minutes
I need to find that girl😂😂😂😂
Hanafiqa Azizan maaan I am so dumb I don't even understand this can someone explain
Elaha Gilinsky people wave at each other, but waving is also the thing flags do when the wind hits them
Farrahton ohhhhh 😂😂
hi, excuse me, did u know which concert is when they tell that joke???
Am I the only one who laughs at Harry jokes?
Kirsten Canlas no I think
Kirsten Canlas or yes maybe
Kirsten Canlas NO BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND I LAUGH WHEN HE BREATHES
No I CRACK UP EVERY SINGLE TIME HAHAH
Kirsten Canlas I'M DYING JAHAHAHAHHQJQ
"I know I got it wrong, but I've got a microphone."
I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂
"I know i've got it wrong, but i have a microphone. "
So suck that 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Quỳnh Anh Bùi i died there
I didn't understand why he got it wrong because he himself said that joke before
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?"
"You look for the fresh prints"
THAT WAS AT MY CONCERT IN MELBOURNE 2015
What does it mean
@@hannah-tl1yy nah prints as in like foot prints
OMG NO WAY LUCKY
Lucky you
@@ellabogaski316 I don't understand plz elaborat 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
This is why Zayn left😂😂😂😂😂
Siubhán B hahah he could not bear him 😂
I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH
Siubhán B lol
^^ both
Annie sKDKSK
These are not terrible jokes. These are extraordinharry jokes! :D
Who agrees?
MSA 1D extra ordinary😂
Heyitsme Thatonegirl :D I know right!It was intentional! Wish every word had a Harry in it!
stole my thought!!
Sassmaster Of Doncaster
what is Army? tell me please. 😓
Sara Moha It's the fanbase of BTS (kpop boyband), I believe - the same way fans of 1D are referred to as Directioners. :)
this made me smile
I saw in a video were harry speaker fast whenever he said ummm
did you ever think the boys wanted to like take his microphone and tell him to shut up? 😂😂😂
Sam Carloni Well, I kind of think they know that the fans love Harry's dorky (lack of) humour :D
Probably 😂
"What did the two flags say at each other?"
"Nothing, they just waved"
harry: "that was the best joke ive ever heard"
he said that like a proud dad hahahaha
ik these are harry’s but i can’t get over this joke from Louis:
Harry: “I like Zayn cause he’s a really funny guy”
Louis: “Like a mushroom?”
Harry: “...?”
Louis: “Cause he’s a FuNgUi”
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY IDK WHY
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved
Did u SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE u did
K, bye
Emma Storan haha lol 😂
Don't be such a beach
IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Emily Moore ikr? he's/she's just FISHING for compliments 😂😂😂
Siubhán B
He is so idiot, that's why I Love him, The world needs more persons like this ❤❤ Best person ever
Cami Alves
All The Love É o Caraio he is not an idiot, but ok
Megan's Lyfe I don't think she mean like unintelligent more like he's a goofball
guys she's brazilian (vi pelo teu nome hehe) and in brazil we use idiot as the same thing as goofball, she didn't meant to call harry stupid. he's a baby 💓
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird - Harry Styles.
Harry: knock knock
Liam: ...omg...
Louis: ...not this again....
Niall: who’s there?
Harry: Urine...
Liam: 🙄
Niall: urine who?
Harry: URINE SECURE, DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR!
Wait a sec? Urine secured??? 😂😂 Contained in plastic bag or bottle? 😂😂😂😂 And why Harry doesn't know that ? He secured it ... right?🤣
Oh shit, i just got the joke now after all these years, wow 😂😂
I've got one.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Naughty boy"
"Naughty boy who??"
"Exactly"
This is gold
Didn't get it
@@sajinashajeer4737 same
He's close to parenthood. Those dad jokes.
I love Harry's jokes so much 😂 My favourite is the "This is a family show.... or is iiitt?" or where he screamed "I SAID I'M GONNA TELL A BUNCH OF JOKES" then he asked if anyone has a joke and then he screamed "THAT WAS THE FIRST JOKE, THANK YOU!" 😂😂
I want Harry to tell all the jokes he know the day of my funeral and then go like. "She was a very good girl...very funny, smart, and honest? OR WAS SHE????"
am i the only one losing my shit hahhhaha He is such a cute dork Thankyou for making this video i love u!!!
4:41 the little "wot" he does oh my that was the cutest thing. Wot you're using my line?!
Surprised it's only 6 mins long... Hmm.
Phan Trash
phan + directioner ..yass
It's almost 7 min my m8
i'll go home 7 min
He thinks he is so funny and that is absolutely adorable, he is just so proud of himself
I love Harry's terrible jokes ❤️😍
Blossom same ❤️😂
Blossom they are 🚫 terrible!!!!!! But I luv it too
Not Normal Fan Girl
Blossom me too, this jokes are too precious
HARRY'S JOKES ARE LEGIT LIFE!!!😋
Am I right????
Lgrace10 15 YES!!😂😂
I was still waiting for their drummer to do the *bah dum tss*
Does anyone else like the video before they watch it? No just me ok😐
no babe I'm with you
If it's got Harry's name attached to it, I instantly like it lol
I do!
Legit me lolz!
me too
WHEN HE STARTS COUNTING ON HIS FINGERS JHEE I LOVE HIM
Can you explain that joke? I can't understand what the girl said.
Nameless Lou What's the moment?
deep epiphany 1:36
oh my god the giraffe one was tHE WORSTT
And we laughed all night to the worst jokes ever👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This is probably why they're on break. The rest of 1D just couldn't take it anymore
I really think that Harry's jokes are funny...Am I the only?
MELÖ Well, they are cute? :D Some of them are not exactly funny - I mean the giraffe one for example? xD But it's hard not to like them when he says them...
Am I the only. Only believer
Hell no they’re so cute and funny
Zita Zajka l laughed so much at the giraffe joke 😂😂😂
I’m
Harry never fails to make me smile
“knock knock.”
“who’s there?”
“a cow goes”
“a cow goes who?”
“no. a cow goes moo” this made me laugh too much
3 am currently and I'm calling all of my friends to tell Harry's jokes
I do this to my sister she didn't think it was very funny 😂
3:03 the kind of joke you get when you try to invent one as a child
Do a compilation of his clumsy moments! That would be amazing♥ Loved the video!
Actually that's a really good idea. Thank you, darling. xx
Swiftstyles II I love ur channel❤️🦄👑💩
Swiftstyles II i love you for everything that you do for us. A massive thank you for all your hard work 💓👏
Noone really |-/
i watch this whenever i feel down.
The problem to be Spanish is that you don't understand the half of jokes and just laugh because Harry laughs... 😂🙋✌😂
mariadelmar we have the same profile picture hey queen
idk what's worse. this hiatus or Harry's jokes
My face hurts from smiling so much, like it really hurts, he causing me pain, oh the joy.
God I LOVE HIM !!!
Like if u get this joke
Why'd sally fall of the swing
Why
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kate Scharf best joke eve....,........ Apart from my on
Why did John fall off the swing?
Coz he lacked coordination
Why did Mary fall off the swing
Coz she had no arms
Why did George fall off the swing
Someone threw a fridge at him
Knock knock
Who's there
Not George! (Because he's dead.!)
Kate Scharf what did Sally get for Christmas
We'll never find out cause she couldn't open it
E Greene THIS GOT ME AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Kate Scharf Hahahaha, oh God! It’s 2am and I snorted so loudly I actually woke up my mom 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
“How do you find Will Smith in the snow”? “Look for the fresh prince”😂
IM DYING
I swear harry is the most goofy adorable person ever
im having a shit day and this helped :)
Harold and his bad jokes , still a better love story than twilight
the fact that he quoted the vine "I'm in me mum's car...broom broom" just makes me smile
i feel like harry has always been the star of the band. besides him being super cute he had the deepest and raspiest voice. and he’s just super funny and he stood out
I love this guy so much LOL. He's such a cute dork. My favorite thing of all time is when he screams "WHAT?!"
Definitely super bad jokes, but the fact he's so adorable and proud of it, smiling like it's the best joke ever, is worth it and funny xD.
*knock Knock*
Harry: A Cow Goes
Fans: A Cow goes who?
harry: no it doesnt A Cow goes Moo
why do i love this crazy man so much
“Urine secure, don’t know what for” the fact that that wasn’t a super smooth transition into a performance of what makes you beautiful is severely disappointing
Omg this is legit how my friends act when I tell them jokes 😂 I love Harry's jokes
Harry : you need to calm down
Taylor swift: I m gonna make a song on that
I'm Harry,I have the worst sense of humor and my mom finds it funny..lol
pete Well, his Mum was also the one who said he could sing, so she is a smart lady ;)
Harry has grown but he still wont act his age
What did the two flags say to eachother.... nothing they just waved
*Harry leaves*
I LOVE THIS
I was born for Harry to tell me "You need to calm down! It's a family show!"
6:30 Liam laughing his ass off and being an adorable puppy
"i'm in my mum's car broom broom" he references vine, is handsome, kind, sings, plays guitar and piano, acts, writes amazing songs, what else could anyone want?
Harry is a dorky little weirdo... I love him
*Wears Horse Mask*
"I Don't think I can sing now. I'm just feeling a little bit hoarse!"
i was at the concert where the fan told him to take his shirt off and thus the iconic "or is it" was born lmao
1:45 I died. This man he kills me. I broke the replay button.
Harry literally has the same sense of humor as me. He cracks up at his own jokes and they're always really stupid.
This is so funny. That's it why I love him😻 Same humor😹
ikr
Harry Styles is so silly & goofy & Funny when He says his Silly Jokes He is so Hot & sexy & Gorgeous Handsome & Good Looking
Harry:knock knock
Fans:who's there
Harry:*thought he heard them say ooh yeah* oh..oh yeah..
Harry:haha that's insane
Harry: lettuce
Fans: lettuce who?
Harry: let us in and you'll find out...
HAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THEY SAY TERRIBLE JOKES BUT THOSE MADE MY DAY!! I LOVE YOU HARRY!!!
3:57 - " I'm gunna tell a bunch of jokes! "
"I'm in my mom's car broom, broom." OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES XD
“i know i’ve got it wrong but i’ve got a microphone”
"This is a family show!"
*"OR IS IT???"*
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO AT THE WHOLE WORLD
Amazing video as always!! :) And thank you for always putting subtitle on your videos so international fans like me can finally understand what he says 😂 This is one of the reasons why you're my favorite account ❤️ can't wait for your next vid!
I'm also an internation fan so I get you. Thank you for appreciating it :) xx
+Swiftstyles II saaame thank u so much for the subtitles !!♥♥♥
+Swiftstyles II some parts have subtitles. not all the video, so I can't understand all that Harry said because Im from Argentina, btw great video
Swiftstyles II really!? wow you must be really good in English then. I'm Asian and his British accent is kinda hard for me to understand lol
Swiftstyles II where do u live?
this is the content that we need in 2020
Teresa Morehead there probs won’t be any concerts on 2020 😂
Harry isn't even a dad yet and he is already telling dad jokes.
2:09 liam singing take me to church is so beautyful💛
OR IS IT!????
I love that whenever zayn is mentioned he looks around counts and pretends to be surprised that zayn is missing. he does it every time!
Just an update on Sandy for all of you, he and his wife, Shanna are excepting a baby in July of 2017 😍
Its so funny when he says "this is a family show , or is ittt??" in concerts! 😂😂😂❤❤
Harry likes easy joke's
When he put the horse mask on I lost it 😂🧚🏻♀️
I miss this so much thanks for making this video
2:53 lol that sigh said “hi I’m Julie but you can call me tonight” 😂😂😂😂😂