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  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 6 років тому +4474

    “No, I believe in you!”
    “I believe in your ability to die at my hands.”
    oh, they’re _best_ best friends

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 6 років тому +19

      Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day that happened when I read this

    • @TheEFRoommates
      @TheEFRoommates 5 років тому +44

      I agree, I would only say that to the very Best of my friends.

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 5 років тому +22

      Friendship goals?

    • @milesemiliog
      @milesemiliog 5 років тому +25

      fuck didn't expect a falsettos stan here

    • @Milkbread-go4xf
      @Milkbread-go4xf 5 років тому +18

      Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day I love ur username so much omg

  • @sofee6376
    @sofee6376 6 років тому +2685

    Its really funny when arin actually gets offended and says "wow"

  • @kevins9205
    @kevins9205 6 років тому +2041

    The transition at 7:20 is perfect. “Jesus Christ Arin”

    • @lemonaidleo8283
      @lemonaidleo8283 5 років тому +28

      One hell of a J cut

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 років тому +21

      DUDE I DIDNT NOTICE THAT

    • @TrackpadProductions
      @TrackpadProductions 3 роки тому +4

      @@lemonaidleo8283 ...that... that's not what a J-cut is?

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 2 роки тому

      @@TrackpadProductions circumcision

    • @xanderjames8682
      @xanderjames8682 Рік тому

      ​@@TrackpadProductions dont want to google that. Explain it with puppets please

  • @HappyMusicCoffeeGuy
    @HappyMusicCoffeeGuy 6 років тому +1879

    “That’s what you get for being a Jew” OH MY LORD IM ON THE FLOOR DYING

  • @deboreynolds
    @deboreynolds 6 років тому +2523

    Dan sassing Arin fuels me. It kinda makes me feel like Ross.

    • @grantkonop
      @grantkonop 6 років тому +33

      Duuuudee, fucking same

    • @teama-holes6328
      @teama-holes6328 5 років тому +8

      Dude I'm your 999th like niiiooooceee

    • @deboreynolds
      @deboreynolds 5 років тому +8

      Damn cuhz this got 1.1K LIKES?! Wow! Thanks everyone!

  • @FromMic
    @FromMic 6 років тому +3076

    Let's all pray that the day never comes when they're both salty at the same time.

  • @theotherVLF
    @theotherVLF 5 років тому +599

    "You need to leave the Earth, and I'm gonna help you." -Dan

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 роки тому +23

      “I’m gonna skin you” -Arin

  • @Taragoola
    @Taragoola 6 років тому +3258

    I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

    • @dru4111
      @dru4111 5 років тому +104

      Taragoola
      Is Arin Mommy and Dan, Daddy?

    • @Kyogei.
      @Kyogei. 5 років тому +27

      Wow. I. Died 😂😂😂

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 років тому +5

      Y^Y

    • @otakugemi8414
      @otakugemi8414 5 років тому +33

      Hnnnnggg when mommies unstable I feel unsafe-

    • @eternelleee
      @eternelleee 5 років тому +3

      KaptainDruox 121 lmao

  • @gene4438
    @gene4438 6 років тому +1220

    Arin and Danny give eachother the nicest compliments

  • @shaunrutherford7764
    @shaunrutherford7764 6 років тому +350

    "See, this is how a loser acts."
    One of my favorite lines ever said by either of these two, especially in that Kindergarten teacher way.

  • @rickenbacker40011
    @rickenbacker40011 5 років тому +457

    9:50 is the funniest shit in the whole world
    That and “no that’s like totally cool of you, no it’s like the coolest thing ever”

    • @hamadryad
      @hamadryad 5 років тому +39

      "Wow dude seriously shut the fuck up." 😂😂😂😂

    • @itchyskinbag
      @itchyskinbag 5 років тому +1

      The Zelda section too lmfao

    • @JaredK830
      @JaredK830 5 років тому +5

      He sounds so sincere

    • @superLuigi675
      @superLuigi675 4 роки тому +3

      what episode is this from?!

    • @zenomicron985
      @zenomicron985 2 роки тому

      @@superLuigi675 I too would like to know this

  • @isaiahwhitlow7801
    @isaiahwhitlow7801 6 років тому +391

    13:00 That complete change of tone cracked me up lol

    • @roamspida4951
      @roamspida4951 2 роки тому

      "friendship overr"
      "YOU ARE F U C K I N G DEAD"

  • @athenaestrada8656
    @athenaestrada8656 6 років тому +84

    Don't mind me, just makin' notes to myself.
    7:42 "i believe in u"
    9:47 "douched around like a douche"
    20:45 "DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKIN' PINK STAR!?"
    "...No."
    "I'm gonna SKIN you."

  • @InsanityWithHumor
    @InsanityWithHumor 6 років тому +337

    Hearing Dan say "STFU" is really jarring

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 3 роки тому +99

    Dan’s immense sass at 4:22 gives me life

  • @davyberson90
    @davyberson90 6 років тому +354

    7:19 That's an Archer transition right there

    • @lemonaidleo8283
      @lemonaidleo8283 5 років тому +10

      J cuts are the best

    • @althelor
      @althelor 4 роки тому +7

      @@lemonaidleo8283 is that what it's called when you cut between scenes in a way that continues the earlier conversation? I never heard that name before, and it always bugged me.
      Especially since you're right. Those are my absolute favorite type of transitions.

  • @dustythetvheadman3620
    @dustythetvheadman3620 6 років тому +194

    Dan and Arin: a friendship so strong that threats of violence and painful death are laughed off

  • @derianbrittonluvu
    @derianbrittonluvu 5 років тому +314

    "Thats the kind of talk thats gunna get you thrown right in the leapard pit."

    • @MK-ns5ow
      @MK-ns5ow 4 роки тому +5

      10:53🤣🤣🤣

  • @microbark9756
    @microbark9756 5 років тому +89

    9:40 lol "We talked about this..." lol!

  • @sna7l
    @sna7l 6 років тому +284

    For every pile of salt they put on a roast, they either dust it off and apologize to eachother, know theyre messing around and laugh at it, ones messing around while one adds salt, or add more salt to the salt roast

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 6 років тому +318

    Salty Dan is quite possibly the best thing ever to exist in the UA-cam gaming quarter.

  • @verpler9350
    @verpler9350 6 років тому +413

    "You're only October."
    - Arin Hanson, 2018

  • @davedanmodesto904
    @davedanmodesto904 Рік тому +16

    14:33
    Dan: “God, All these boss fights are just bridges to get that SWEET menu!”
    Arin: “..Dan? I need you to chill.”
    No matter how many times I hear that, That always cracks me. For two reasons. The fact you can hear how fed up Arin is and more importantly.. Dan is correct. The Menu’s have always, and always WILL be where all the riveting action is!

  • @nights2747
    @nights2747 2 роки тому +16

    10:34 Barry having to leap over a leopard pit every time he has to pee is such a funny visual.

  • @rena8904
    @rena8904 6 років тому +478

    I FINALLY FOUND THE CLIP OF ARIN SAYING DO YOU LIKE THE WAY MY BACON SMELLS THANK YOU
    IT'S AT 21:56

  • @TygerFox
    @TygerFox 6 років тому +342

    You know these guys are really blessed in a healing way. Many times they have brought me out of a bad depression and these clips are some of the most healing.

    • @MMDAMV
      @MMDAMV 6 років тому +38

      They're such a great remedy for anxiety attacks too. Their chaotic positivity is so easy to get lost in.

    • @angelosarmiento9511
      @angelosarmiento9511 6 років тому +11

      Same here man :) Pretty much every time I’m stressed about school I go to the grumps

    • @Starlotte
      @Starlotte 5 років тому +6

      ok not to be that person because i 100% support self care and i’m hella glad so many people can relax and destress because of Dan and Arin but you do realize you commented this on a video where you can’t go more than 10 seconds without one of them saying fuck you

    • @nathanielmohr9622
      @nathanielmohr9622 5 років тому +1

      @@Starlotte What is context and tone?

    • @Starlotte
      @Starlotte 5 років тому +3

      as kinky as possible for all

  • @missytusara8274
    @missytusara8274 4 роки тому +64

    7:41 I believe in your ability to die at my hands 😂😂😂

  • @tokuclips6618
    @tokuclips6618 6 років тому +540

    Salty grumps? You mean, *A n o r m a l e p i s o d e o f a r i n*

    • @oldpotatoman4838
      @oldpotatoman4838 5 років тому +4

      Toku Clips a normal pissed of Arin?

    • @victorianbarbie
      @victorianbarbie 5 років тому +7

      An or male pi sodeo far in

    • @NikoJr.
      @NikoJr. 5 років тому +3

      A normal episode of Arin

    • @clxmentin3
      @clxmentin3 4 роки тому +1

      anor mal episodeo farin

    • @lullsbaby9321
      @lullsbaby9321 4 роки тому +3

      Idk why but I read that like a scientific name for medicine. Take your daily dose of Anormalepisodeofarin today!

  • @Jawunleashed
    @Jawunleashed 6 років тому +382

    Initiating Pre.exe

  • @SoundlessMound
    @SoundlessMound 5 років тому +138

    "Hey, I'm Salt!"
    "I'm Extra Salt!"
    "AND WE'RE THE SALTY GRUMPS!"

  • @cyansoup
    @cyansoup 6 років тому +55

    The segment at 19:38 gets me every time

  • @ToastyGhost2
    @ToastyGhost2 4 роки тому +97

    Arin:” What if game grumps was short for video game grumps?” Dan: “COULD YOU IMAGINE??? IN A CRAZY SITUATION WHERE A VIDEO GAME CHANNEL MENTIONS VIDEO GAMES IN THE TITLE?”

  • @vishnya_azraq
    @vishnya_azraq 4 роки тому +59

    20:46 Imma leave this timestamp here because i keep replaying it
    can't believe ones of my best friendships started almost exactly like this and i wanna send this to my friend but i'm just gonna get salty over it again lmao

    • @sunnydelight7252
      @sunnydelight7252 2 роки тому +3

      Okay but I've started saying that at any minor inconvenience and it's too good

  • @safeeyab6291
    @safeeyab6291 5 років тому +46

    7:20 JEsus CHRIST Arin!

  • @naqi_292
    @naqi_292 6 років тому +91

    Arin: 22:40 *that's what you get for being a jew*
    I DIED😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @Pope_Neuro
    @Pope_Neuro 5 років тому +24

    7:19 BEST SCENE TRANSITION EVER

  • @TheOtisUpham
    @TheOtisUpham 6 років тому +301

    The best. Thank you for giving me a 24 minute smile.

    • @scourgeface
      @scourgeface 6 років тому +6

      (sarcasm alert) eXCUSE ME. this video was aCTUALLY 23 minutes and 45 seconds long, sO HOW COULD YOU SMILE FOR 24 MINUTES.

    • @gene4438
      @gene4438 6 років тому +6

      Scourgeface I smiled for 15 seconds after the video 😉

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 6 років тому +45

    I love how most of these are from when they're dead tired.

  • @secretlyamartian96
    @secretlyamartian96 6 років тому +56

    This just proves they're besties

  • @CathysWorld383
    @CathysWorld383 2 роки тому +11

    12:49 Best moment
    Arin asked the same question just one too many times. 🤣

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 6 років тому +135

    I can feel the sass

  • @chesnutkc
    @chesnutkc 6 років тому +35

    For some reason I have always loved the gold leopard pit bit that Danny does. I even recorded it when I first heard it and saved it on my phone and listen to it every now and again and just laugh. How they come up with these things on the spot I'll never know.

  • @itsyaboykam
    @itsyaboykam 4 роки тому +35

    I forgot how feral Arin got during dream course

  • @mattk750
    @mattk750 5 років тому +17

    16:43 one could say he is a *grumpy* fellow

  • @myososheep7922
    @myososheep7922 4 роки тому +11

    12:02 id love a compilation of the grumps talking french, this is hilarious

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 6 років тому +37

    22:40 i lost it

  • @bambsnaklub4578
    @bambsnaklub4578 6 років тому +22

    4:23 is my absolute favorite

    • @trashkayleigh
      @trashkayleigh 6 років тому +5

      Bambsnak Lub could you CRAZY FUCKIN IMAGINE?

  • @bearmuffin7266
    @bearmuffin7266 4 роки тому +13

    6:55 XD I love this so much
    16:00 gives me life as well XD

  • @pwojo9776
    @pwojo9776 5 років тому +37

    From what I understand, Japan is called Japan because when explorers from Europe got to China's east coast - I think it was Marco Polo but don't quote me on this - they asked what those islands to the east were. They said it was the island of Zsa (which I think means sun) Gabor (which through a translation error was read like "bun" or "pun"). Through mistranslated and misread Japanese-to-Mandarin-to-Italian-to-English, sounded like something like "Zsa-pun" or "Japan".

    • @omegastar19
      @omegastar19 4 роки тому +6

      This is mostly incorrect. While Marco Polo did record a name for Japan (Cipangu), the word Japan comes from the Malay language. When Portuguese merchants arrived in Malaysia in the 16th century, they adopted the Malay word for Japan and brought it back to Europe, where it spread across the continent. The Japanese word for their own country is Nippon.
      Zsa Zsa Gabor was a 20th century American actress. Whoever told you that name meant Japan was pulling a prank on you ;)

    • @omegastar19
      @omegastar19 4 роки тому +5

      And for those who are interested: Germany actually has an unusually large variety of names in different languages. This is because Germany was barely a thing before the 19th century - it was divided into numerous smaller states, and geographically is was not a very distinct entity either; instead, in most cases surrounding regions took the name of the germanic region/tribe they had most contact with and eventually applied it to the entirety of what is now the state of Germany.
      So the French call Germany ‘Allemagne’ based on an ancient German tribe that lived in south-west Germany. The UK uses Germany based on the Germanic tribes. I believe a few other countries use a name based on the Saxon tribes that lived in Germany. The name Germany itself uses - Deutschland - simply means ‘(our) people’s land’. The English word for the population of The Netherlands - Dutch- has the same root.

  • @patchcheyr7785
    @patchcheyr7785 4 роки тому +16

    You know those moments when your video buffers at the exact moment there is "awkward silence" and you sit there longer than you should thinking "This is a lot longer than I remember"

  • @rooksclown316
    @rooksclown316 6 років тому +118

    You can just taste the salt

  • @IDENTITYWITHHELD.
    @IDENTITYWITHHELD. 4 роки тому +12

    I love they're so insulting but affectionate at the same time

  • @toxo2714
    @toxo2714 6 років тому +134

    I wonder if they’ve ever had a genuine fight

    • @ryansadauskis
      @ryansadauskis 6 років тому +74

      Toxo 27 Probably nothing physical but they’ve probably argued. Every pair of good friends does it.

    • @thesamesam6292
      @thesamesam6292 6 років тому +32

      @@ryansadauskis eh, I've been best friends with someone for 8 years now and we've never once had an argument. I guess I'm lucky that way

    • @Mezzy..
      @Mezzy.. 6 років тому +15

      @@thesamesam6292 Seems like you got a really good friend there

    • @banditbeth7687
      @banditbeth7687 5 років тому +36

      On the power hour they claimed that they haven’t so that’s good to know

    • @Tetfima
      @Tetfima 5 років тому +13

      Wish I had friends like that, probably why I watch this show so much

  • @nicholasweintraub8548
    @nicholasweintraub8548 6 років тому +41

    I tried creating Dan Avidan on WWE 2K18 using someone else's Charlie Haas face photo & Derrick Bateman's hairstyle, but the end result was Superman's college photo.

  • @PotatoeBunny93
    @PotatoeBunny93 6 років тому +377

    I was sad when it ended ;-;

  • @crisislite2650
    @crisislite2650 5 років тому +28

    What if you worked at the grumps office and heard 3:52 from another room but it was muffled

    • @theycallmejodamo
      @theycallmejodamo 2 місяці тому

      Honestly, wouldn’t be the most raunchy thing to overhear in the grumps office 🤣🤣

  • @gothicMCRgirl
    @gothicMCRgirl 6 років тому +42

    Don't gotta season this meat, tis plenty salty enough lol

  • @Shancus32796
    @Shancus32796 6 років тому +107

    im gonna need a gallon of water to help with this sodium intake.

  • @linkstorm6
    @linkstorm6 6 років тому +96

    Moments of Dan quoting Arin? Like Sequelitis or older game grumps episodes?

  • @FelixEA
    @FelixEA 4 роки тому +11

    I love the "Videogame grumps" moment

  • @angiadcock8196
    @angiadcock8196 2 роки тому +3

    That “this one is real hard…” “it is NOT.” Is one of my all time favorite gg moments.

  • @p0zzywf588
    @p0zzywf588 6 років тому +31

    10:18 LMAO

    • @blixtozzy
      @blixtozzy 6 років тому +3

      What is Dan actually talking about? I have no idea what it is

    • @p0zzywf588
      @p0zzywf588 6 років тому +2

      @@blixtozzy he was jokingly talking abt putting a leopard pit in his house

  • @cycnarch
    @cycnarch 6 років тому +17

    The first time the kirby game showed it was Arin's win then the next time it was Danny's win and each time the sass level was over 9000

  • @SAXManTV
    @SAXManTV 4 роки тому +7

    7:21 is my ALL TIME FAVORITE DAN SASS XD

  • @ToadToad7
    @ToadToad7 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly I just love how they turn around almost every legitimate moment of negative emotion into laughter.

  • @otakugemi8414
    @otakugemi8414 5 років тому +24

    Hnnngg sometimes Arin gets so salty I can FEEL Dan's awkwardness and loss of words so he doesn't upset him more lol

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 3 роки тому +4

    Every now and then, Dan out-Grumps Arin. And it's a beautiful thing.

  • @SatiresAttires
    @SatiresAttires 6 років тому +18

    Dude, you need to leave the earth. And I'll help.
    -Daniel Avidaniel Avidaniel

  • @Starze
    @Starze 2 роки тому +5

    "you didn't cheat at all" that bit kills me every single time

  • @M1kimaaa
    @M1kimaaa 4 роки тому +5

    I think Ass Pirate is quite literally my new favorite insult to call someone. Thanks Arin.

  • @spnmolly
    @spnmolly 6 років тому +127

    God I'm having such a shit day at work I really needed this thank you💕💕💕

    • @mistersympa15
      @mistersympa15 6 років тому +9

      Me too, fam. Thank everything for Grumps.

  • @ricozotv
    @ricozotv 4 роки тому +5

    11:50 i just love this bit

  • @Lacunykt
    @Lacunykt 6 років тому +15

    9:10 awe you missed the "riGHT *ON* it!"

  • @Echelon_815
    @Echelon_815 6 років тому +37

    These guys are a couple of salty cards

  • @gaylordrobinson1199
    @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +2

    7:42 hearing Danny say “shut the fuck up” not jokingly is so jarring

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +20

    50% of this video is Kirby's Dream Course. Which makes sense.

  • @SteamPaladin
    @SteamPaladin 6 років тому +33

    *eats salt and vinegar potato chips while watching*

  • @sandoncrowder7839
    @sandoncrowder7839 4 роки тому +11

    They’re like the two nicest people on earth except when they’re together in a room🤣🤣🤣

  • @S0ci0stan
    @S0ci0stan 6 років тому +58

    You're missing the entirety of Arin's play through of Ocarina of Time.

  • @Mad_Mod1964
    @Mad_Mod1964 5 років тому +16

    It's like hearing your parents argue :')

  • @aftism_
    @aftism_ 4 роки тому +15

    I really, *really* hope Dan gets so salty towards Arin that he says “wOw those are fighting words. Jesus, Dan!”

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 6 років тому +3

    18:19 NO PHONEBOOK PART???!?! THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN THEIR ENTIRE CARREER!

  • @wolfey1579
    @wolfey1579 3 роки тому +8

    "Yes of course you do, you stupid F&cking bastard" Will always get me no matter how many times I listen to it

  • @filmmotiveprince8746
    @filmmotiveprince8746 2 роки тому +5

    20:50 That part cracks my shit up everytime 😆😆😆

  • @takingamassiveel
    @takingamassiveel 5 років тому +20

    Anyone know where the clip at 9:50 comes from, I’ve been searching for that quote for ages now lol
    EDIT: ya boi got it its from mario maker episode 103 baby~

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale 6 років тому +19

    I'm almost positive Mario 3D World had the most Dan Sass of any playthrough

  • @generallysorry1589
    @generallysorry1589 6 років тому +29

    All of these salty clips are just bridges to get to that sweet menue.

    • @JadineD
      @JadineD 6 років тому +2

      Where'd you get a centaur?

  • @saturnoperative4484
    @saturnoperative4484 6 років тому +18

    may i present: arin and dan in 30 years, living in the house at the end of the culdesac, sitting on the porch in old rocking chairs, arguing about their marraige.
    thank you for coming to my ted talk.

  • @FelixEA
    @FelixEA 4 роки тому +4

    22:41 HOLY COW ARIN

  • @amethist6774
    @amethist6774 4 роки тому +4

    12:01 "Les Etats Unis" is a literal translation of "The United States" we don't call it differently, we just say it with french words.
    Just wanted to say that for culture.
    It's free and you're welcome.

    • @fusion_phoenix
      @fusion_phoenix 4 роки тому +1

      Germany.English
      Alemania.Spanish
      Deutschland. German
      I think it’s something like Doitsu in Japanese. Idk man words are hard

  • @ardent-ace27
    @ardent-ace27 5 років тому +7

    "I believe in you!
    "I believe in your ability to die at my hands."
    can we talk about how cold that line was tho. like, superhero to supervillain talk right there. fuckin hell

  • @doublexjamy2
    @doublexjamy2 2 роки тому

    7:40 lines up so well🤣
    "You can do it man, I believe in you!"

  • @blairemblem7336
    @blairemblem7336 5 років тому +3

    "friendship over..."
    "YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD"

  • @honeybuns294
    @honeybuns294 4 місяці тому

    This is my fav gg comp, very well done

  • @someguy7526
    @someguy7526 5 років тому +5

    Now we need a peppery compilation, for the perfect dish

  • @Eesighee6
    @Eesighee6 4 роки тому +4

    I could feel the annoyance coming off of dan when they were talking about the different country names in different languages

  • @night_owls184
    @night_owls184 6 років тому +3

    This had me fucking deceased this is one of the best masterpieces put together!

    • @ggm4382
      @ggm4382  6 років тому +1

      Claudia Vidal Thank’s for the compliment!

  • @rylivingthepast
    @rylivingthepast 2 роки тому +3

    5:05 never laughed so hard

  • @dariustheman1000
    @dariustheman1000 6 років тому +8

    Lol, already laughing at the first few seconds

  • @jennyinutil2018
    @jennyinutil2018 6 років тому +8

    "Look man, you and me if you were playing this game y'know what i'm saying?"
    -Arin Hanson 201?