Mark Normand is Jacked! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 179
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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Mark Norman kills on every pod he’s on, love his humor. Never fails to get a joke in 😂
He's always on and is the fastest wittiest comedian out there.
Mark “Give it a Goog” Normand 😂
Or Mark "pull it up" Normand
Mark " pull it up " Normand
Take that Ariii!! Agh kobe joke that actually got laughs !! take that jew face lol
Give it a goog!!!! 😂
Just to not even share with the class.
Jame-o!
Hypertrophy
Idk why but The way Mark Normand reprimands himself saying “ooookay” after he says something incredibly offensive makes it 20 times more hilarious!
@BasedGod-ey5ee that’s right! He does it too!! 😂
I love how they pull up a million photos and never show them. Get some better producers.
Hows your podcast coming along you negative nancy
What are you a lil kid,need pics...DWEEB
This pod has went so downhill since the addition of mike and subtraction of pimp
I hate that, podcast pet peeve
You like copy right and getting demonetized? Stu
Worst blurr job of all time 😂
Pretty sure that Brittany Griner has a twin brother.
Bill Blurr - Comedy!
Yeah, the production on this one sucked pork balls
THANK GOD chris summed up having 3 kids. i have a 2year old. 7year old. 13 year old. WORD FOR WORD same same thanks for the normalization nice to know everyone goes thru the same things . i listen EVERY monday when taking morning mom breaks🌳🌳 so easy to listen to always feel lighter and just better mood after i listen! love love u guys💚
I have a 4yo, 2.5yo, and 16 month old...... what's a mom break?
The blur on his daughter’s face was hilariously off sometimes 😭😭😂
@@ineedafernbackhere huh? It’s a comment on the production. They want to blur her face but consistently do not… only weird people would take it that way😂
@@JamesAl-bj3sk guess I wasn’t paying THAT much attention. Weirdo
Hahah “he puts the gay in gatorade”….”and aids!” Hahahha
Did not plan on staring at two pairs of waxed man-legs this morning but here we are
Maybe I’m old (or gay?), but this new trend of adult men wearing short shorts makes me very uncomfortable…
@@pauljoseph8338 don't know what to tell ya. Their legs look great and should not make you feel uncomfortable.
Forcing these upskirt camera angles on us
@@pauljoseph8338men should wear pantaloons at the beach
Real men have hairy legs who shaves there legs seriously
Can we maybe see what they're pulling up next time?😂😂
That's advanced technology.
PIP doesn’t work if your studio is a 1950’s living room…
Did he really say nice racket to Chris daughter??? Holy shit 😂😂😂
Yep, Normand can’t help himself.
A racket is a scam, a rack is tits.
Mark makes me like before even watching.
Dude I love mark normand he is one of the goats . So quick with everything .
That's what she said
Finally a real comic on the pod and not just Chris fighting with his sexuality for an hour
😂😂
Chris: “mark get here early we can shave our legs together before we go live”
Mark: “ok then we can fool around chrissy baby”
I like Mike Cannon, why the negativity in comments???
Yeah Mike is awesome.
Exactly!
Where they at so I can 👍 their comments
I like Mike, too, but he’s Chris’s Akaash Singh from Flagrant. Only exists to fake laugh too hard at the host’s jokes.
Yeah he's great and I only just heard of him
Is it that difficult to put the pictures on? No, it isn't. Is the guy editing the video lazy to put them on? Yes, he is!
chrissy 100% will be having another kid
The blur non-blur of Chris's daughter is crazy.🤯🤯
Never put onscreen vids/pics so we never know what’s happening. Can’t even successfully blur Chrissy’s kid face. Don’t wanna sign up for Patreon with that level of MULTIPLE “producers” sorry boys. Here for comedy, not for less than run of the mill production.
Yeah kinda just makes it feel like the pod/patreon is just a cash grab at this point. It's literally so easy to sit and talk, adding photos should be a no brainer and is super easy to do (if they gave a shit about quality)
Mark!!! I'm seeing you in September I'm so excited ❤❤❤❤ comedy!!!!
Okay Bruv
Leo
Drums Head
Listening to him talk about parenting made me feel so much better about my parenting. I thought we were the only ones who left places to order pizza and let the kids run around. 😂
22:40 sounded like a south park styled fart before I fully heard what they pulled up 🤣
Yes!!!
Chris's kids never fail to interrupt and make everyone feel awkward lol
that 1st caller had me dying lol
My father’s gay, I’m gay, hey hey!
Comedy!
Did he come out as a deeply closeted homosexual?
@@WKRP187No none of that stuff, he’s deeply closeted
Propecia: He left his family but he's got his hair.
Mark "pull it up, cawmedy" Norman. Na he's one of the better comics for real 🙏
Having kids does not make selfish people less selfish, sorry Mark
If you don't want to show your kids faces, you should fire your editor...
I love this dynamic! One of the best comedy podcast episodes I've listened to in a while.
I Chrissy rant about 1 kid vs 2. I felt that pain lol
them all sitting in silence trying to determine what is going on with brittany griner is absolute gold.
Mark Normand is a legend 🪩
I have a 10 month old and I have 3 mild heart attacks a day. He learned to walk a month ago, and now this little monster is trying his hand at running.... With drunk baby deer legs. Me and my wife started working out more in preparation for the next 10 years.
Drunk baby deer legs is hilarious😂 ❤
Congrats to Mark and his wife for being soon to be parents, can't wait for the content that little boy or girl produces for us fans. Congrats again Mark 😊
This was awesome. LITERALLY EVERY JOKE HIT‼️‼️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chrissy really selling me on fatherhood this ep!!!🙂
@ 58:23 "what do u think he should do hunny?...... do u think he's a stupid a$$hole?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LEAVE CHRIS A MESSAGE! *blurs number* 😂
He even ruined the swastika, the symbol but reversed has a good meaning
You've got a knack for this, loving your content!
Lmfao Botty McBotstine
'Nice racket' he says to the kid. Mark, you silver tongued devil you. Lmao
Mark needs to have kids to worry about the world around him LMAO
37:54 Mark defends Hitler 😂 Great Job!
“King of the Queefs” Mark Normand 😄
As a dad with 2 young kids, Chris's story/rant starting at 18:50 is the realest shit I've ever heard him say. I 100% relate to him and I am glad to hear someone else talk about it. That frustration can be overwhelming
I thought that was JOE HENDRY for a second 😂
The Gatorade joke was hilarious! Mark is a genius!
That's quite the bento box 💀
This looks like two bullies picking on the small guy and I have to get my ass whooped for defending him😂😂😂❤❤❤
“There was a documentary called juwannaman” 😂😂😂😂😂
hey HEY! COMEDY!
That speech makes a lot of sense today
"Socks with sandles? That's very Dominican of you honey, we're Puerto Rican." 😂😂
Normand is a soon to be father
Really?? Where was that announced?
@@Philhampton89 I think they accidentally uploaded an episode early on the patreon (tuesdays with stories) where he and Joe List talk about it as if Mark had announced already. Haven't seen an official announcement but I saw that patreon ep
Now he'll be both gay and a father
@@Philhampton89Tuesdays with stories Patreon
Chrisy's gotta get history of hyenas back together or else its over.
When it comes to this podcast, I guess it's a case of "We Won't Be Drunk."
This looks like a real case of “Not Tuesday And No Stories”!
*clown nose honk*
It’s Benadryl that’s linked to Alzheimer’s, not Claritin. That’s why they’re moving towards the medicines like Claritin, Zyrtec, etc…
I learned more watching this podcast than in all my years of social studies classes. Thanks babe.
That's because you're actually paying attention now. Lol
@@BazookaTooth707 I’m way more high than I was then too actually.
@@tsmits89 same here lol and I agree with your first comment too btw
33:30 only problem with that strategy is that since 2015, it is now fully against the law to commit stolen valor 😂
mark could of auditioned for the whale 15 years back, holy hell
Chrissy’s smooth legs 🦵 😂
Chris scared to admit he got like 5 boosters
Never thought I’d say this sentence in my life but those homeless pimp shoes are hard to fill
As an eagles fan, I'm dying rn from that story 😂😂😂
"Thanks again, King Gay!"--- Coleen Jr.
Show what you guys are looking at!
Cat out of the bag… is a reference to a whip (cat of nine tails) being taken out of it’s sack.
“I’m sorry, don’t whip me”
…”sorry the cats out of the bag”
33:43 The origin story of why Mark says ‘I’m gay’ all the time 😂
i thought the palestinian duck was a bdsm duck
@45:67 Chrissy Conspiracy?? I can listen to a podcast about a rant on different conspiracies that tie into history!
When Mark said “Nice racket!” when Chris’s family walked in was way too close 😂
Real ID took me 10 minutes in AZ last week. Dont get that Chrissy anxiety I was getting 😅
Chrissys pod is so perfectly unhinged and chaotic it's great every time lol
Just from the legs...Chrissy is she yours lol
“No vans.”
Dammit mark 😂
That caller feeling that way at 25 is wild to me. My biggest worry at 25 was how am I gonna pull off this hangover at work tmrw?
I hate when podcasts talk extensively about specific photos and never show them! Great show though
The “vento box” joke by Normand at 9:05 went under the radar. Very witty and funny on the spot.
Bento?
Vento??
They would make the cutest couple 🥹
We have 4 . Three boys and last was a girl. 15 12 10 7. They're frustrating at minimal times but 90% of the time itts great 👍. My wife is a superhero
guest is fire
I can't find green street hooligans anywhere!!
Insert photos and videos that you view and comment on…it will make the experience for your subscribers way better…otherwise I love the podcast and you are hilarious 👍👍
I thought Chris quit podcasting...
So adorable at 55 minutes ❤
its safe to take clariton for a long period... and propetia can affect having a baby big time... Give it a Goog!!!
My first daughter is 2.5 years old. I love my daughter but 0-1 is a hard transition. Me and hubby are 28. 😅 we are done having kids...for now. Plus 2 dogs.
On point about having multiple kids. I have 3 kids, never a dull moment 😅
None of these comedians know history. I appreciate Chris for that.
Shane gillis does
Mark is killing the pod rounds
Maybe I’m old (or gay?), but this new trend of adult men wearing short shorts makes me very uncomfortable…
Karen Reed had a mistrial, because the jury was deadlocked for so long, and now they’re going to try her again…with the same argument. 🥴
Ive been trying to remember chuck woolery's name for so long. I just remember him from an old ymh pod.
Another good guest
You are not joking about 1 is 1 and 2 Is a million. I have a 2 and 3 year old(names Delilah) and I'm single. Mom left. Everyday is a monumental struggle.
“He puts the gay in it.” … “And the ‘AId’” really got me going 😂😂
I care about my child more than Chrissy cares about anything