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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024

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  • @Kynnarus
    @Kynnarus 7 років тому +139

    somewhere right now, there's a GM sitting at his desk with his head in his hands. it's 3am. he's just trying to do his job. he's got 3 kids and a dog to take care of. but here he is, staring at this fuckin kummieshot guy

    • @WarriorFierabras
      @WarriorFierabras 7 років тому +5

      C'mon a Blizzard employee with family? Who's being cruel naw? +1 btw

  • @rhys20022
    @rhys20022 7 років тому +170

    Roses are red,
    Nuts are brown.
    Skirts go up,
    Pants go down.
    Body to body,
    Skin to skin.
    When it's stiff you stick it in.
    It goes in the dry and comes out wet.
    The longer It's in the stronger it gets.
    It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
    It's not what you think,
    It's just a tea bag.

    • @shadowdragon8168
      @shadowdragon8168 5 років тому +8

      This is the most poetic comment I have ever seen.

    • @cicasianodoggogud3835
      @cicasianodoggogud3835 3 роки тому +1

      that aint a teabag "skin to skin" "The long its in the stronger it gets" and many more and u call that teabag???

    • @trollololol7882
      @trollololol7882 3 роки тому +5

      "The longer it's in the stronger it gets."
      Wtf, this supposed to be a teabag, not the Icon of Sin

    • @ResinUdongeInaba
      @ResinUdongeInaba 3 роки тому +5

      @@trollololol7882 the longer the teabag stays in water, the stronger the tea becomes.

    • @trollololol7882
      @trollololol7882 3 роки тому +2

      @@ResinUdongeInaba The longer the tea bag is in the cup, the more brits will arrive

  • @TheDeathXross
    @TheDeathXross 7 років тому +221

    "Greetings Kumshot" *Died*

  • @shinxbidreams2606
    @shinxbidreams2606 7 років тому +315

    "They will never catch me"
    *always sunny music*
    :'D

  • @Yey4Toast
    @Yey4Toast 7 років тому +352

    Gary never fails to crack me up, give that lad a medal
    only medal Scotland will get tho

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 7 років тому +4

      Glen C savage

    • @enochh31
      @enochh31 7 років тому +25

      Glen C That's not entirely fair, they ( Scotland ) got a gold medal in Track Cycling. Apparently the Scottish are good at spinning in circles :)

    • @shorttree3463
      @shorttree3463 4 роки тому

      Boys, I think we’ve found *the prime suspect*

    • @OutMagic
      @OutMagic 2 роки тому

      Lmao XD

  • @Breadstick_Thief
    @Breadstick_Thief 7 років тому +92

    So what did we learn today? Blizzard hates mike, Stan likes to pull, everyone thinks Kaif did something wrong and Gary is an evil lier

    • @duffguy6352
      @duffguy6352 7 років тому +6

      Skylar FlameShadow naw, gary is too much of a knob to be evil, and Kaif is always doing something wrong. How do you know when Kaif is doing something wrong.... he's recording, that's how....

  • @stancat123
    @stancat123 7 років тому +451

    I was feared :(

    • @seantreacy8340
      @seantreacy8340 7 років тому +19

      no you were not

    • @Werewolfsable
      @Werewolfsable 7 років тому +1

      It looked like you got cleansed twice and still ran into it, no you were not.

    • @Mistarpotato
      @Mistarpotato 7 років тому +2

      Don't lie, we clearly watched you walk into it.

    • @Diljabar
      @Diljabar 7 років тому +18

      460k

    • @RomulusJr
      @RomulusJr 7 років тому +1

      he's just a victim of society, guys

  • @connerweston1075
    @connerweston1075 7 років тому +116

    0/10 no dad jokes? Where did they go? Same fucking place kaif's dad went. No one fucking knows.

    • @Mistarpotato
      @Mistarpotato 7 років тому +39

      That's not true at all, we know exactly where Kaif's dad went. Out for smokes, he'll be back soon.

    • @skittlez13gurl
      @skittlez13gurl 7 років тому +1

      FUCK I CANNOT BREATH

  • @martinwestmoreland9414
    @martinwestmoreland9414 6 років тому +35

    "They'll never catch me" a few seconds later "Mike gets suspended". Never laughed so hard in my entire life

  • @meowdy..
    @meowdy.. 7 років тому +164

    I just realized that the colour of the subtitles resembles the class of the person speaking.

    • @meowdy..
      @meowdy.. 7 років тому +12

      nvm its not

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +76

      +Chemical originally it was class colours
      But a lot of people play the same class
      Every just has a consistent colour now haha

    • @dirtymike1126
      @dirtymike1126 7 років тому +13

      I want purple! :(

    • @daami7100
      @daami7100 7 років тому

      i knew it!

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 7 років тому +2

      that always sunny joke. 10/10

  • @EliteHazard154
    @EliteHazard154 7 років тому +59

    tbf, your probs the best wow youtuber/s, because your not fucking tutorials

    • @adellys4920
      @adellys4920 7 років тому

      AlexadoFeel yeah Ikr lol

    • @FireSignd
      @FireSignd 7 років тому +1

      Well, there's also Nixxiom or SlightlyImpressive or all the other Machnima Channels that also do play a bit of WoW.^^

    • @blitzidious9635
      @blitzidious9635 7 років тому +5

      Kaif, I will be disappointed if your next video isn't a tutorial.

    • @EliteHazard154
      @EliteHazard154 7 років тому

      FireSignd Yeah i guess but Nixiom atleast is mostly Machinimas init

  • @CaffeinatedLala
    @CaffeinatedLala 7 років тому +23

    So I'm raiding one Thursday night, and I see in /1 "Shut up Tuesday", So I check what server you guys are on, and it's only the bloody same as my own. So... on behalf of my guild... I'm sorry that "Wombcrawler" even exists. I can't begin to apologise enough.

  • @PsychTek
    @PsychTek 7 років тому +62

    List of worthy names:
    Spunkshot
    Clamshot
    Queefshot
    Nutshot
    Spoogeshot
    ShotfromtheTip
    Snatchshot
    Muffshot
    Coozeshot
    Mingeshot

    • @adellys4920
      @adellys4920 7 років тому +1

      PsychTek Herbalburger (cow druid) , Tankenstein (warrior or pally tank) , Buttkisser ( male belf with gay tmog) ???

    • @carlatterbery2748
      @carlatterbery2748 7 років тому

      So like those transmogs that Kaif is still using but on an elf?

    • @theflyingdropbear2009
      @theflyingdropbear2009 7 років тому

      add this one.
      Creampie

    • @ajajaja3
      @ajajaja3 7 років тому

      I vote mingeshot

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 6 років тому

      Teglariu Adelina Male B11 with gay transmog? Male B11 is a gay transmog itsself.

  • @spacebotanist7180
    @spacebotanist7180 7 років тому +15

    "You might get suspended temporarily-"
    Pain is temporary, glory lasts forever.

  • @alexholt4608
    @alexholt4608 7 років тому +12

    The best part was the back and forth between Gary and Lil, can you ask them when they are going to get it on Kaif? Keep up the good work like always.

  • @Djharper1iskool
    @Djharper1iskool 7 років тому +21

    Nobody ever expects the Gary inquisition...

  • @DrICHundrannere
    @DrICHundrannere 4 роки тому +4

    watching this back, i'm still surprised my Shaman "Cameltotems" never got into trouble

  • @FelixIsMyName
    @FelixIsMyName 6 років тому +6

    God I was laughing so hard at "Klunshoot incoming" I nearly followed through!

  • @Luca_Kusanagi
    @Luca_Kusanagi 5 років тому +5

    my Warlock is called Khunte, and I am waiting in anticipation

  • @MethosChannel
    @MethosChannel 4 роки тому +1

    hahaha how is "Kumshot" not allowed but name ur character "Negero" is? Both names are just played with 1 letter.

  • @metoo1991
    @metoo1991 6 років тому +2

    im going to name my first born Kuntsack, and laugh as the government tries to tell them that their name is in violation of the terms of service

  • @GawainDragon
    @GawainDragon 2 роки тому +1

    For anyone wondering what the music is at the end: Get there - Silent partner

  • @Merlininsider
    @Merlininsider 7 років тому +3

    I wish we had this much fun while raiding! I really envy you guys! I'd join you even if I was saved for the week, just for the laughs.. ^^

  • @TheMadmonaca
    @TheMadmonaca 7 років тому +4

    Lol...Lilly messing with Gray(we all know he done it) to mike going bye bye for a whole day...to power hungry hahahahahahaha....love it

  • @justinkilgren9138
    @justinkilgren9138 7 років тому +3

    Oh my Christ!! You guys are so awesome, im laughing so hard im crying and for a moment there thought i might shit myself lollol. Need to find a guild like yours! Keep up the hilarious work.

  • @LycanWitch
    @LycanWitch 7 років тому +4

    wait a second... Gnomes aren't Horde? what? when did Blizzard change that? ;)

  • @horrorkesh
    @horrorkesh 7 років тому +4

    spazmonkey is my new word of the day

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 6 років тому +3

    "to avoid conflict" blizzaard going to war with kumshots

  • @wookiewasted9067
    @wookiewasted9067 6 років тому +4

    I love how Gary said "someone reported him" then when asked "nooo, nooo I didnt" lol he definitely did.

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 4 роки тому

      Exactly what I thought. How would he know someone reported Mike unless HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT?!

  • @alcoholicbum7048
    @alcoholicbum7048 7 років тому +7

    Lil is one of my favorites now

    • @Lillinx
      @Lillinx 7 років тому +3

      AlcoholicBum

  • @whiskizyo2067
    @whiskizyo2067 6 років тому +3

    Try Kuntpuncher, then Kumdumpster, then Kumbubble. Wear them down.

  • @CosmicTroubles
    @CosmicTroubles 4 роки тому +1

    “Look at this fucking mess Stan” “Look around there’s people picking up their own arms for Christ sake Stan”

  • @mikeywest2007
    @mikeywest2007 6 років тому +2

    1.34 Heinz Kiessling - Temptation Sensation when mike gets suspended

  • @destropwnage2676
    @destropwnage2676 7 років тому +3

    that it's always sunny in philadelphia intro made me laugh so hard

  • @dirtylevel
    @dirtylevel 7 років тому +32

    what does MDSFN mean?

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +44

      PlayerMDSFYN was given to him in place of his original name until he was offered a name change :D

    • @denisnakic492
      @denisnakic492 7 років тому +2

      Great Lord MDSFYN

    • @JulianaBlewett
      @JulianaBlewett 7 років тому +3

      when dumbfucks play wow.

    • @SwarmAM
      @SwarmAM 7 років тому

      Kaif but what does MDSFYN mean

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +38

      +Rosexephon it means
      Mike's damn sure fucked, ya know?

  • @fatboishouse
    @fatboishouse 7 років тому +1

    Hi Kaif! I am a new subscriber and just want to say cheers for the Warcraft stuff. It is hilarious and reminds me of a guild I was in some years ago. Full of bants and kills. Really hope you keep up the WoW content :) Great job!

  • @ragefulmadman6725
    @ragefulmadman6725 7 років тому +1

    Legends say there are still people wandering around in search of their arms after the mess Stan did that day. Stan, lying is bad.

  • @Myrmadahn
    @Myrmadahn 7 років тому +9

    poor gary

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +20

      +Connor Ryan no mercy for the weak

    • @Myrmadahn
      @Myrmadahn 7 років тому +3

      never

  • @FredrickBB
    @FredrickBB 7 років тому +1

    Hahahahaha, the Its always sunny in Philadelphia intro killed me. Top notch banter aswell. Always glad to see your videos in my subscriptions. Keep up the good work man!

  • @NeoEvincar
    @NeoEvincar 7 років тому +1

    It takes a special kinda guy to stick to his story even with video proof against him. #StanTheMan

  • @Viktoryneeding
    @Viktoryneeding 7 років тому +1

    You've got a snitch amongst you... Gotta start thining out the herd of slaves!

  • @agrape2887
    @agrape2887 6 років тому +1

    "if they stand in your circle get them killed and they'll learn not to stand in your fuckin circle"
    I love being a tank

  • @Vincent-vr6xc
    @Vincent-vr6xc 7 років тому +2

    80+80=160+80=240+80=320, but you said 340???? 7:13

  • @bombtrack087
    @bombtrack087 7 років тому +1

    so glad I stumbled across this channel ^.^ reminds me of my days in wow lol keep it up guys!

  • @ExclusivelyReclusive1
    @ExclusivelyReclusive1 4 роки тому +1

    Im surprised nobody has reported my Dk named Erecter hahahha

  • @Panic8506
    @Panic8506 7 років тому +7

    Gary and Lily sittning in a tree k i s s i n g 😂😁😂
    🇸🇪🇸🇪

  • @andosius
    @andosius 7 років тому +17

    Who actually reported Mike?

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +69

      +DreamsOfWinter Gary mate

    • @andosius
      @andosius 7 років тому

      Fair nuff

    • @raizelm1578
      @raizelm1578 7 років тому

      DreamsOfWinter Gary. We all know Gary did it.

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean 7 років тому

      I'm just shocked a name got actioned when Thundercunticus on a role play server can spam chat and never get actioned. :p

    • @duffguy6352
      @duffguy6352 7 років тому +6

      Well gary admitted to it at 6:30 but if it's a conspiracy you're looking for lil did it to spite gary, and no one would ever suspect it except me!

  • @Veritanky
    @Veritanky 7 років тому +1

    Nice one xD wish I was in horde and could play with you kaif :D

  • @Beckoh
    @Beckoh 7 років тому +2

    Jesus christ man i love Lillie lmao

  • @somebloke.
    @somebloke. 7 років тому +1

    I was dying at that always sunny transition, I was totally off guard.

  • @wtfalex9597
    @wtfalex9597 7 років тому +1

    man i just love your videos. keep them up *.*

  • @brutalbeautyandthebirds
    @brutalbeautyandthebirds 7 років тому +2

    lmao god I love you guys.

  • @husk2491
    @husk2491 7 років тому

    So.. UA-cam is now apparently advertising porn in your videos. Got took to a browser based thing through a pop up ad.
    Don't they hate porn? Someone's a fucking hyprocrite.
    On a side note, long live Klungeshot. I give him about a month or two before he gets ironically and comically obliterated by the Garothi Worldbreaker's artillery. ...On a sider note, if I somehow predicted that, I want a Sulfuron Slammer.

  • @chebacca3D
    @chebacca3D 7 років тому +1

    fuck sake Gary taking azeroth

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 5 років тому +1

    “Yoo just poot me doun, YOO ded!”

  • @Tillra
    @Tillra 7 років тому

    Right after I got done watching this video, this guy appears: imgur.com/QQ2wxIA

  • @jammaj30
    @jammaj30 7 років тому +4

    First

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 7 років тому

    Am i the only one that hears it this way, or is Lil speaking though tube or something? It's like, instead of hearing her actual voice, you hear her echo. She is so unnoticeable to me. Seriously, when she speaks, i feel like a fucking ghost speaks instead.

  • @fleXisbad
    @fleXisbad 7 років тому +12

    Just here to ask Lil to be my trap waifu

    • @Lillinx
      @Lillinx 7 років тому +4

      f l e X ` aww it's you again

  • @MrMeloska
    @MrMeloska 7 років тому

    6:35 is that mike being really really fucking sad??? What happened, Our precious mike can't feel pain, he is happiness itself!!! Well, after you kaif xD

  • @uwulilac7072
    @uwulilac7072 7 років тому +2

    I like lils voice

  • @dirk3kicinta746
    @dirk3kicinta746 7 років тому +3

    whos here before 1k views

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +14

      +axudabu oo me me!

  • @Deas-Mhumhna
    @Deas-Mhumhna 4 роки тому

    So I'm confused. I looked up what MDSFYN means and I got a lot of websites saying this
    "What is the meaning of MDSFYN numerology analysis. The meaning stands for ideals, knowledge, spirituality, altruism, selflessness, sensitivity, compassion and generosity."
    Yet i know they are talking about a joke of something, mostly likely derogatory given the conversation so I'm confused as to the other meaning of these letters.

  • @aprilmead869
    @aprilmead869 7 років тому

    My god your voice is sexy, also I'm so happy I found your channel been laughing my ass off.

  • @DefNotaCat
    @DefNotaCat 7 років тому

    My favorite quote.
    "We're meant to be tanking tomb of Sargeras not fucking Azoreoth."

  • @Darkoriax17
    @Darkoriax17 4 роки тому +1

    2:30 100% Sam is in the right here. When I was raiding in WoW (ages ago, and I was raid leader AND main tank) I had only THREE RULES in my raids: 1. Stand in my circle or any of my other tanks' circles, WE CAN AND WILL GET YOU KILLED AND WE WILL NOT RES YOU. Stand in my circle continuously, I'll kick you. 2. CONTRIBUTE TO THE RAID EITHER THROUGH MORALE SUPPORT (Basically be the Stan/Gary/Lil of the group) or actually getting on the meters. BE A LAZY PRICK AND GET KICKED. 3. I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING DURING A PULL, DO IT. DO NOT QUESTION IT UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE.

  • @Vivi-te5qj
    @Vivi-te5qj 7 років тому

    I've had 2 homies with names Bigballs and Moistpickle reported on the Alliance but I've had the Diddler, MrFister, and know a guy and his wife with the names Jizzfizz and Jizzslurp on Horde for years... Horde for the win glad we don't have a Gary

  • @hhasaki
    @hhasaki 7 років тому

    Im gonna need some more wow gameplay kaif. School just started and im dying out here. Willi ever get to know what happens to kummieshot? Is gary the true culprit? Or was it a rouse by kaif himself? Will tuesday ever be a good healer? Tune in next time in slave raiders Z

  • @TaurenisTaursen
    @TaurenisTaursen 7 років тому

    Stan should learn how to play hiding behind fear is stupid.

  • @josephteller9715
    @josephteller9715 5 років тому

    Well those who violate the EULA in regards to names, public language in channels etc get what they deserve.

  • @ImThatOneGuy
    @ImThatOneGuy 7 років тому

    What was wrong with those names? They are just words.... smh Blizzard and others

  • @wouju9600
    @wouju9600 7 років тому

    Kaaaaaaaaif! You seem to have huge amounts of gold that you kept giving to ppl in your guild. ( I forgot their names :p ) How do you have so much gold? Or is that lunch Money from your dad that you gave away?

  • @drecornerman4322
    @drecornerman4322 7 років тому +2

    poor gary

  • @bigfatpandalaktana2747
    @bigfatpandalaktana2747 7 років тому

    Kaidf why do you play a brewmaster panda? Is it cuz you are a drunk sadist, just like me?

  • @Karpata1
    @Karpata1 7 років тому

    One of my guildies is still getting away with "Fookinghell" on his main an various ingenious variations on his alts for years now. His hunter is called Fookedup.

  • @Original1Thor
    @Original1Thor 7 років тому

    I do not particularly enjoy all the jokes on race, although I am central American so that might come in the way of seeing all the humor; but this is refreshing to watch.

  • @TheRobochicken5494
    @TheRobochicken5494 7 років тому

    go play csgo with tuesday ... that would be some nice content should you ask yourself what to do next. Just a suggestion because you remind me of sovietwomble

  • @jakubm5545
    @jakubm5545 7 років тому +1

    What does MDSFYN mean?

  • @NeoOfficialAgario
    @NeoOfficialAgario 7 років тому +1

    What's outro song?

  • @ahmedgadad5405
    @ahmedgadad5405 7 років тому +2

    Second

  • @ALrinea
    @ALrinea Рік тому +1

    Yes Gary did :)

  • @DefNotaCat
    @DefNotaCat 7 років тому

    How many names did Mike go through and which one does he have now?

  • @ironzur2082
    @ironzur2082 6 років тому

    - hey, you dont need that shoulder
    - yes, i do
    - no you not
    - yes i need them, i need to vendor them
    fcking story of my whole tough raid life

  • @Artrysa
    @Artrysa 6 років тому

    The GM is just laughing and shaking his head. "This fucking guy."

  • @thomasjames2938
    @thomasjames2938 7 років тому

    Ok, what server can I find you you crazy fuckers on! I need raids like this!

  • @johncruickshank7672
    @johncruickshank7672 7 років тому

    I have no clue what is happing in the video I just come for the commentary

  • @angelaengle12
    @angelaengle12 7 років тому

    Everyone is so savage to each other all the girls leave. Loners for life right there. :P I could be wrong, I praise any woman who can stand the verbal beating with these guys. I give power to that woman who can, beat them up! They deserve it.

    • @talacocheta9001
      @talacocheta9001 7 років тому

      Really? This is my first video watching them and I thought they were hilarious. They remind me of the guild that I used to raid with back in MoP. (We had both guys and girls leave because they didn't like the banter while killing bosses.) Keep up the good work, y'all!

  • @mightysichord625
    @mightysichord625 7 років тому

    loved watching this because my priest has been named Kumtray for like 8 years now and i have never had to change it

  • @narusasukakashi
    @narusasukakashi 7 років тому

    Still don't get what what was the problem with the name PlayerMDSFYN

  • @theflyingdropbear2009
    @theflyingdropbear2009 7 років тому

    You can always have Mike change his character name to Creampie. but I think Creampuff might suit him better.

  • @BobbyDz
    @BobbyDz 7 років тому

    Through the whole of WOD I had a Mage named klunjbucket. In legion I only have stealthwank and fellatio 😂

  • @TheWillphonse
    @TheWillphonse 7 років тому

    You make raiding look like fun. For my guild it's always just full of shouting and heavy breathing...

  • @buddybarlow9604
    @buddybarlow9604 7 років тому

    Should of just shut the account down for good, names like that are corny
    But you guys are absolutely hilarious

  • @25angel20
    @25angel20 7 років тому

    Think need more of that Pet frog doing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! voice. That was hilarious AF

  • @dexterr992
    @dexterr992 7 років тому +1

    I just got a 22 minute ad.

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  7 років тому +1

      +tmi hhk hey dont look at me 😂

  • @ulreigamingentertainment
    @ulreigamingentertainment 6 років тому

    Man I wish I could join a guild as funny as you guys all the ones I join are too serious and boring

  • @canceled7236
    @canceled7236 7 років тому

    I got reported for having the name "MynansToe" don't feel so bad

  • @dayzerodotsec
    @dayzerodotsec 7 років тому

    Was watching this on full screen on a big screen. That Hannibal Lecter bit scared the shit out of me!

  • @jeffreyrung3809
    @jeffreyrung3809 5 років тому

    I am waiting to get my name flagged I'm a NE Rogue Named Analenvader