[Black MIDI] Synthesia - Shanghai Teahouse v2 (3 Million notes) | No Lag
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- This is an update on "Shanghai Teahouse 3.1 Million" by the chinese MIDI Blacker "ThinkAI".
And again, it has very amazing and impressive note art.
How I create my "No Lag" videos: impossible-musi...
6 years later and it's still one of the prettiest videos on youtube.
Well the song is a Touhou song afterall
Asian dad: "Now do it with one hand, or no meal!"
TheDigitalZero lol
TheDigitalZero "Scratch that, using your feet and blindfolded... BACKWADS!!"
TheDigitalZero The kid would do it too... and use his other hand to do his math homework.
TheDigitalZero Naow use one toe!
TheDigitalZero Asian Dad: ARE YOU A DOCTOR YET?
NASA is going to be needing their computer back.
Happy 8 Years to this classic video. Still happy to know I can always come back to this :)
Haha thank you :)
Am the only one who actually really like how this sounds?
No, approximately 10.000 people liked this song before you.
i really like it too
I like ot too
I like it to
Not at all
Unfortunatly, I was only born with 5 fingers on each of my hands xD
every 1 was XD so what's the point?
+MetaRed Coding and Gaming how many fingers do you have?
+EnderMan 1337 and you are the best person I've met this month.
+Owiko7 then use your toes
+Psychoghost it takes a lot more than your toes to play this
Stand back, I got this *cracks fingers and neck* Alright, here we go! *Smashes face into piano*
LOL
True
Okay I didn't even expect to laugh as hard as I did at your comment XD
HamsterAna Aww, that makes me feel better about myself :3
LOL! XD
Drinking game: Take a shot every note.
You sir are dead now?
PokerFaceZero Your strongest point not grammar is
unfortunately aperently the world ran out of usuable resources before i could hoard the ethanol,shot glasses,bullets, liquids and general stupidity required to acomplish that feat.
Ok then, I'm dead :/
I did, and now I'm a little tipsy. Dammit.
Thx you for introducing me to touhou!! Found this song when I was little and I liked it , 7 years later searched it again and found this amazing franchise
these kinda vids introduced me to touhou AND black midis haha
I love how it even manages to look like Meiling's Rainbow spell cards
how to play in 2 easy steps:
1. lie down on the piano
2. Wriggle like a demented snake
Yes X3
A more fun way: throw the piano, hit it with a bat into submission.
+Trisha Webb look...u understand me
Or throw the piano down a set of stairs
3: Be Asian
3 million notes, and most of them go unheard, dedicated to visual beauty. Disgusting. Awesome looking though.
Pay attention to slight changes and you'll notice a lot of the notes
Austin Cliff You'll notice a lot of the notes, but a lot of the notes are silent.
+The J-Key The "unheard notes" are being played faster than the others,so you cannot hear them,or else this would sound awful...
***** So what's the point of those notes other than visual beauty? It's like he didn't want us to play this piece, as the notes that you hear are behind the ones in there for visual effect.
I know,it doesn't even look appealing.
DUDE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE WITH THIS VIDEO
yes c:
there should be more laws in this world -.-
Richard Cline such as ??
idk but i know there should be more laws
Richard Cline XD
There is a six year old that can play this, meanwhile I can't even finish a second bowl of macaroni.
Lol
calm down the camera is there your being prank IEAIAIO
Can I have it even tho it 3yo
Pokemon Maniac i second this dude
Keep this video in "Watch later" playlist for like 2 or 3 years already. Just really like to listen it from time to time. Thank you so much for it
That is really sweet, thank you!
Holy. Fuck. I feel like half of the notes are for the Synthesia aesthetics and not so much for musical usefulness, but they still all WORK! Give me a song (that's remotely possible) and I can play it or sing it. But when it comes to writing anything nigh on the brilliance of music like this, I cannot even fathom the ability to write like this. I truly envy such talent and ability, though perhaps not the madness that often accompanies it.
They say it kills your brain.
This gave me amnesia for twelve seconds. Theory proven.
私はこの動画を6年前見つけました。
その時は「いい音楽だな〜ｳﾝｳﾝ」
て感じでした。(その時まだ小学生)
そして1ヶ月ほど前6年振りに見つけました。
いい音楽だなあ と再び思いました。
何故か目から涙が出てきました。
ありがとう。
...令和も...
How to do this: Put a cat on the Piano and spray it with water....
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Best anser
Is that me or there are only 2 999 999 notes ?
actually I counted 2,999,998
MATH WIZ ALERT (I'm a reading and spelling wiz I'm terrible at math)
@@evec6751 In that case, where are the last two notes? Did Snake just forget them?
@@ilikecurry2345 snake didnt make the midi, thinkeral did
im fairly sure theres a note counter
This sounds like the coolest anime ending ever
I like Touhou...it's my favorite anime :)
+White343 it's a game though.....
+Jonathan Chastain THAT'S THE JOKE, I think...
I know right.
It's music from Touhou (Project) a Japanese video game (shoot em' up) by ZUN.
Just smash the keyboard... got it
lol
Ppl be liking my comment
They see his comment. They likin'.
The Incredible Hulk can play this then
It's like what people on ice would see in life
How to play this:
Step 1: flop on the piano
You're good ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Lol
XD dies of laughter
Or you can use this non - hurt trick!
Throw it down 9000 stairs.
Jimmie Bechtel That works too! :D
:D
Full screen + doubled speed = my head exploding :O
Dead Pool
And 144p as well;-;
But you're deadpool..
I remember someone trying to play this song on his piano at home.. he died
of a seizure
no, first his fingers fell off, then his arms, Then he got a seizure
oh...I'm immune to alot of things because my own videos make me cringe
chi6075 his skeleton caught on fire
chi6075 Easy just press all buttons
I find it hard to believe that most of these are even making a sound. If they did, I'm pretty sure it would sound ugly, given the focus on aesthetic appeal.
It's too late.... The homestucks have arrived!
Muted velocity. The "unimportant" notes are being played fast enough so they barely make any sound
KeAndre Foster
Yeah so there's no point. They're there for literally no reason. And don't try to pull some *thing* about the unheard stuff being important; this is music, you're supposed to *hear* it.
Neon Ash
Thanks! :)
VT Nguyen
Run for your lives.
This was the video that introduced me to touhou music, and consequently, to touhou :")
Is this the sensation of marijuana ?
Dude XD
Yes, yes it is (:
*****
I'd eat that.
this was literally the most beautiful thing I have heard in my entire life
After all these years, this still is my favorite Black midi (and the first that I heard)
i can do that....here, hold my beer.
This is really colorful! The notes at 0:41 have a cool rope effect!
I heard Chuck Norris can play this with one finger.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to touch the keyboard what are you on about?
I think Chuck Norris can matrix the piano to make it play by its self.
Chuck Norris dont even need a keyboarg
Still can't do it like Bruce Lee. He isn't Asian enough.
+Akshat Saraf exactly
I don't know why I'm seeing this in my recommended after almost a decade, but God am I glad.
This guy's lucky nobody had a seizure!
+Daniella Maldon Nah people just die so they can't really tell the story
+wessltov LOL!
i had a seizure...on my piano and played perfectly
Nasa called... They said they want their PC back...
LoL He Records this videos in a lower spped and in the video editor he speeds the video.
I would think they'd have stepped up to using Macs by now
i hear 10% of the notes i see :v
At least the 90% you cant hear looks pretty.
I'm grateful I can't hear the other 90% XD
Same
Hold my beer I got this
IHateAnimeButOnlyWhenItIsOppositeDayOrTheAkameGaKillAnimeCauseitwasTerribleComparedTotheManga
[mumbeling]sigh another corpse for the pile, fortuntely they keep giving me cans of liquid vith varying flammability for the bonfire.
Sod Alfredsod That's the fifth this week. When will it stop?
Hold me, my beer's got this.
IHateAnimeButOnlyWhenItIsOppositeDayOrTheAkameGaKillAnimeCauseitwasTerribleComparedTotheManga Are those your last words?
IHateAnimeButOnlyWhenItIsOppositeDayOrTheAkameGaKillAnimeCauseitwasTerribleComparedTotheManga I liked this just for your username.
Dad: what are you doing there son?Son: I'm downloading a midi fileDad: what's a midi file?Son: ILL SHOW YOU*song plays*
I can't hold back my laughter while watching this
This makes bad apple look like childsplay.
true
idk which shanghai or bad apple
Whoever can actually play this will become a god. I am pretty sure.
Exactly my point, only a god could play this.
I played this
I drank every mountain dew bottle possible and had a seizure on a piano I also have ADHD so that helped
I'm pretty sure there is some asian 3-year old having mastered this by now :P
Pretty sure only God can play this. Not the reverse.
Off-Brand Bleach you should have said god for you,that would have been the best pun ever
It's fitting how touhou synthesia videos always end up looking like a bullet hell stage, huh? x)
I only have ten fingers
one of the first Black MIDIs i've ever laid my eyes upon in 2014 just when i was a little tyke. it's just beautiful. thx for the memories, snake ❤
How many hands do you NEED?! (also im watching this for nostalgic reasons)
譜面がもはやアートｗｗｗ
How to play this:
1. Be unoriginal
2. Like me
+Cirno Star tru
Nunya Bidness 3. Be Asian
Never knew music could be so aesthetically pleasing until watching this
choose you difficulty:
there is none you have to be a legend to play this.
Asian dad to asian kid:
Good job son! Now play it backwards
coming back to this over 9 years later and it still gives me goosebumps :)
Thanks for the tutorial, it took a while, but now I can play this from memory!
One of the most colorful anime intros I've ever watched.
Idk why, I just love these black MIDIs.
how can something that looks so chaotic and messy sound so organised and good??
This will always be one of my favorite black midis.
It sounds so beautiful like i cant stop watching it 😍😍😍✊ bravo👏👏👏👌
This video is what got me into Touhou. I'd like to personally thank you from the bottom of my heart for ruining my life. Best decision I ever made.
You are much welcome! Thank god I have been able to escape the bane of Touhou even though I was very much involved with its soundtrack through these videos.
Sounds as beautiful as it looks
This could make a decent Touhou map!
*****
I don't know, the "music notes" maybe?
i thought of something, why doesnt the creator(s) make a Touhou game where you have to dodge the Midi file Notes
Also i'm quite sure this actually is from Touhou
Alternate title; "When Skittles Attack"
Holy shit!! I wouldn't even to be able to get passed the first notr or whatever that is
Is this this even possible with 10 fingers? xD
I dont know .-.
Neko Youmu nope, completely impossible to play on a real piano.
AppleJuicePacks Yeah sure seems like it! >ω
AppleJuicePacks
1,000 real pianos, however...
Professors be like: "Now transcribe this by ear"
Never gonna stop watching this!
Oh my.. I find it hilarious that out of 3m notes, only a tiny percentage is even making sounds. This is.. ??? Unless you're some genius who happens to have like 1000 arms, I don't think this could really even be played. Take out all the unneeded notes and you could have a decent melody though, reducing 3m to like 10 notes 😂
Actually, they all make sound, they just have muted velocity on most of them. Meaning, the note plays so fast, it hardly makes a sound.
GallifreyStars this is the point of a !!!!BLACK MIDI!!!!
Snake8Bit Either way its Pretty looking
Snake8Bit when you do a black mid idiot all the notes are making the song you just had the basic notes and added 3 million othe with no genneral affect to the music so they were all uselles notes so you can now say that your synthesia has3 million notes we done IDIOT
giannis noob gamer i fully respect your opinion. but this is just the point of black midis: adding "useless" notes to make it look prettier.
and thats why i met touhou :^]
2 ways to play this.
1. Get a marathon runner to run on your piano
2. Be Asian
Also I watched it at 2x speed at full screen without having a seizure! :D
I remember always watching because it was so catchy
Can u put this on spotify?
yearly visit to this video, happy new year ppls
Beer my hold can do this I.
+DaPiePiece ¨ You mean "Hold my beer?"
Are you using Google Translate?
PIKMANZ Forever That';s the joke you bimbo!
+PIKMANZ Forever he was being funny, it wasn't to be taken literal
I can do this hold my beer , thats what he said
reeb ym dloh !siht od nac I
I feel like I was just assaulted by pasta. Who feels the same?
Oddly enough, this was my first exposure to Touhou ever. This made my tiny middle school brain who knew nothing about piano or Touhou release dopamine
Same for me, black midis in general exposed me to Touhou.
This is so awesome video! Love it.
this is awesome... even the visuals
IF I WERE YOU MY FINGERS WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW AND I WONT BE ABLE TO MOVE THEM.
Of course if you actually wanted to consider how fast a humans fingers would need to move to hit all these keys you would need to consider the following:
-Are there any moments where more than 10 keys are being pressed at once? If the answer is way more you would need to add more piano players so you can't solo anymore.
-Secondly what's the average delay between key presses? Considering there are 3.1million and the song is 161 seconds long (161,000 milliseconds). You would need to press a key on average every half a millisecond.
Now if we just do distance/time (Assuming the average piano key needs to be depressed 1cm to play a note or 0.01m) you would need move your fingers at a rate of 2 metres per second assuming you were playing a 10 note keyboard (Note this is after a ton of grossely inaccurate rounding). However after splitting down towards other people after step once you would need to divide this number by the number of people playing this song as well as split it again by 10 for the number of fingers you have.
So yeah 0.2m/s would probably kill your fingers however it would probably be closer to 0.066m/s
if i were you i would remember i have to only click one button, the play button, the computer program "Synthesia" does all the rest.
***** Well, you wouldn't be pressing notes every half a millisecond because in most cases, more then one note is pressed at once. Let's say, on average (ignoring the 2.7 million which make no sound) you would perhaps be pressing 15 or so. So, 300,000 notes (which we can hear) divided by 161 seconds is 1,863 notes per second, then divided by the average of 15 notes pressed at once, is 124 notes per second. I'm sure you can work out the rest (I'm too lazy).
*tl;dr* It's probably closer to 124 notes per second, if you were to only play the notes which aren't there for decoration. It would be 1283 notes per second if you were to play the inaudible ones.
P.S. You did your math wrong, 3,000,000 ÷ 161,000 ≠ 0.5, it would be 19 notes per second. So your whole comment may be slightly invalid, and by slightly, I mean completely but you had the right idea :)
Ben Wishart have you heard of sarcasm? it's a meem.
Ben Wishart also. the human fingers can not move that fast no matter how hard you try. the program he/she is supposedly playing on he is not playing it. the program is meant to show you song in cover of a instrument playing the song one instrument per time.
someone spent time to make this
why
Rocketboy beacause i wanted too,i said to them to make it
ART
Because it looks and sounds great
To play this you must be in a slightly different position than usual. When the song begins, play like you normally would. As the song progresses, place your foot atop the piano and slowly bring your weight down on it. Eventually you shall completely lie down on the piano and carefully distribute your weight. Now, the next step may require assistance for amateurs. This can be from siblings, friends, spouses, or pets. All participating shall flop on the piano like fishes desperately gasping for fish oxygen. This requires much practice and study to succeed. It is recommended that you take several times more caffeine than usual. Any seizures that may be induced are encouraged. Others can also help by dragging their faces wherever keys seem neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random children are especially helpful for this part. They tend to become professionals in no time. Try to keep the steady pace of a cheetah who just got its cheetah girlfriend stolen by a flying monkey. Many will have passed out by the ending, but if you have not, good job. You now have three days to live.
This comment right here does not have enough attention for just how good and old it is
@@fluffydogloaf i agree what the hell
All I can see is a beautiful design patterns of colorful notes by Synthesia.
I've never heard or seen something so funny in my life. I actually laughed out loud. This is incredible.. Who the hell had enough fingers for dat
i finally learned to play this! i had to watch the video 10, 00 times but i did it!
DO IT ON VIDEO
k
@@chrischristen8904 did u do the video ?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DAT NOICE
Now with 95% more invisible notes!
It looks and sounds awesome.
total nostalgia trip
Yea I can totally play this. No problem. >______>
Me too! Hold my beer.
digi_tech LOL
Just gotta flop like a magikarp all over the keyboard.
EVERYONE DO THE FLOP ON MY KEYBOARD!
Amazing ; u ;
I think NASA computers cannot handle this
they actually can :(
well some cant, i learned that
OMG THATS SUPER AWESOME
I was literally awestruck while watching this
Chuck Norris can play this with one finger
Very original
The most original joke I ever seen.
How to play this: Watch the notes without blinking, Go to your piano and have a seizure
this song is better than the original.
그냥사람 love the original.... but i like this
This still stand as my favorite piece of black midi
I know the answer to life... Thank you music!
if nobody said it before, then I'll say it: here, hold my beer
How to play:
1. Throw your piano out of the Empire State Building....
Now could you please give NASA their computer back
Robert Saenz never
how to play this song1 get a piano2 lay on piano3 have a heart attack
ITS SO PRETTY