OUR TOP TEN PASTA CRIMES

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  • Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
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    Serious Eats "Detectives" Sasha Marx and Daniel Gritzer go on the record about their top ten pasta crimes. You may have to sit through some awful puns, but if it keeps the Al Dente Law off your back it will be worth it.
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  • @ciaranhedderman8083
    @ciaranhedderman8083 4 роки тому +69

    can we please talk about the people who throw pasta at the wall

    • @RoninDosho
      @RoninDosho 4 роки тому +1

      Ciaran Hedderman yes but only posthumously ! I think the last one died in 99

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 2 роки тому

      Holy shit that brought back memories i had no idea i remembered of my mother encouraging me to hurl spaghetti at the wall

  • @etherdog
    @etherdog 4 роки тому +50

    I laughed repeatedly at this. Sasha's self-deprecating threat to speak slower if you commit pasta crimes made me admire him even more. "I'll have what they're smoking!"

  • @BakedandCooked
    @BakedandCooked 4 роки тому +47

    If some sauces a better suited to boxed pasta, and others are better suited to fresh, how about a video for that? I'd like to try making fresh pasta.

    • @ethanmeadows8350
      @ethanmeadows8350 4 роки тому +3

      From what I've learned (and i could be wrong), fresh pasta is good for when you have a separately made sauce and you just need to gently toss the pasta into the sauce at the end (tomato sauce,, Bolognese, pesto, etc...). Dried pasta is better when you're building the sauce on top of the pasta and you need to be a bit more vigorous in your mixing to create an emulsification (cacio e pepe, carbonara, etc...).

    • @BakedandCooked
      @BakedandCooked 4 роки тому

      @@ethanmeadows8350 Pretty sure you're right.
      I was thinking the same thing.
      I need to make Cacio e Pepe again.

    • @stiltzy1534
      @stiltzy1534 4 роки тому

      @@ethanmeadows8350 Right idea! Fresh pasta typically more egg-forward and "thick" by itself. Overcooking it is very easy to do and it doesn't complement rich sauces that lack tomato/acidity.
      Eating the last half of a fresh pasta carbonara is more of a chore than an enjoyment.

    • @EGOCOGITOSUM
      @EGOCOGITOSUM 4 роки тому

      Yes and no, consider there are are 20 states in Italy each with hundreds of different pasta types fresh and non and hundreds of different sauces, if you see them as a whole there are much more fresh recipes without egg, and many fresh are sauteed and emulsified, the problem that they very hard to make because of the low moisture content, which makes it rough just like the dry one, carbonara, cacio e Pepe, pesto, bolognese represents only 0,0001% of Italian pasta recipes. Anyways for starter is quiet a good rule to follow but not a dogma nor a crime

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 4 роки тому

      MikeNYC7
      That and for most boxed pasta shapes you can’t quite achieve at home unless you have a pasta press or a whole set of dedicated raw wood pasta equipment.

  • @poopsicle45
    @poopsicle45 4 роки тому +6

    i literally gasped at the pasta rinsing

  • @stiltzy1534
    @stiltzy1534 4 роки тому +7

    3:51
    Amen. I've never had fresh thin pasta that stays firm. Take notes Babish!
    Fresh pasta is for filled pasta like ravioli, toretllini etc and very chilled ahead of time.

    • @EGOCOGITOSUM
      @EGOCOGITOSUM 4 роки тому

      Piedmontese Taglierini, when done correctly, very low moisture 45% very hard to work they stay nice and firm like ramen

  • @mudandmoss4132
    @mudandmoss4132 4 роки тому

    lovin the new vids keep it up!

  • @damianrhea8875
    @damianrhea8875 4 роки тому +12

    0:44 I grew among people, of whom, for example: after I returned to the U.S. from my coveted work sojourn in northern Italy in 1999, an aunt, who was obviously so jealous of my professional achievement as to try to compete with me, cut me off when I was about to describe the beautiful food I had in Milan, by announcing she and her son - my teenage cousin - just had eggplant Parmesan at Olive Garden in Irvine 2 weeks earlier...

  • @Ash_Wen-li
    @Ash_Wen-li 4 роки тому +2

    What sauces would be good with fresh pasta as opposed to dried and vice versa?

  • @morgancavanaugh6636
    @morgancavanaugh6636 4 роки тому +4

    OMG Daniel, « been in the river for three weeks » can’t catch my breath 😷

  • @laartje24
    @laartje24 4 роки тому +1

    So question: Everyone always says to keep the pasta water because it is useful for the sause but what can I actually use it for in the sause?

  • @mikidep_old
    @mikidep_old 4 роки тому +1

    Notable exception to the pasta breaking one: Neapolitan ziti are like elongated penne that are meant to be broken

  • @Schodemeiss
    @Schodemeiss 4 роки тому +5

    Bwahaha. Rigor-toni. Damn. Still cracking a smile 15 mins later.

    • @Jolluna
      @Jolluna 4 роки тому

      John Dough made me crack too!

  • @billburks58
    @billburks58 2 роки тому +1

    I love these guys. But Sahsa does have the perfect voice for print.

  • @4tCa4mzUPqRZZo
    @4tCa4mzUPqRZZo 4 роки тому

    So any pasta dishes you guys recommend?

  • @misterturkturkle
    @misterturkturkle 4 роки тому +1

    100% of serial killers freak out if you break your pasts before boiling it.

  • @johnbonds2003
    @johnbonds2003 4 роки тому +1

    Slightly disagree about using pre-grated parm (Reggiano still of course). Freshly grating is ideal but pre-grating some and putting it in a container to use over the next week or so is fine.

  • @Rydaca
    @Rydaca 4 роки тому +5

    I liked the video, but is it normal for this channel to have such poorly mixed audio? Levels were all over the place.

    • @johnadamczyk6213
      @johnadamczyk6213 4 роки тому +1

      the content and science is solid but their production and on-screen personalities are amateur hour

    • @thebigdawgj
      @thebigdawgj 4 роки тому

      Yes.

  • @jpgabriele9596
    @jpgabriele9596 2 роки тому

    nice video , informative

  • @otogigamer
    @otogigamer 4 роки тому +1

    My sister made pasta but it tasted grainy. What did she do wrong

    • @OasisArchimede
      @OasisArchimede 4 роки тому +2

      Depends on what recipe and ingredients she used - is she sifting the flour? Is she letting it rest for 30 minutes at the very least before rolling out so the flour can fully hydrate? Is she rolling it too thick before cutting it? Any mistake with these can result in poor texture, especially if she’s using a coarser flour - i.e. semolina can yield a less smooth result than 00 flour, but any flour can end up grainy if another mistake is made

  • @codeinepromethazine369
    @codeinepromethazine369 4 роки тому +2

    Daniel is fantastic in this role. His personality really shines. He has a lot of Alton Brown like qualities.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому

      You mean Daniel the guy who second guess all the innovative techniques because of his “experience” or “indoctrination”....no wonder Kenji fled to California to chill out.

    • @codeinepromethazine369
      @codeinepromethazine369 4 роки тому

      epiccollision I am not commenting on his acumen or qualifications, simply his personality and acting skills.

  • @p0331546
    @p0331546 4 роки тому +7

    I would like to report a pasta crime: Adam Ragusea for breaking spaghetti in half before cooking!

    • @EGOCOGITOSUM
      @EGOCOGITOSUM 4 роки тому

      adam raguesea is an Arlecchino

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 3 роки тому

      Grimey
      That one goes with a warning. His pot was small

  • @zohaib3038
    @zohaib3038 4 роки тому +3

    I find putting oil on top of the pasta water goes some way to stopping the pot overboiling, means i can do other things while the pasta is cooking and not be super worried!

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly, but you “should be boiling your pasta only in appropriate vessels”...ugh ok boomer

    • @ryeguy01
      @ryeguy01 4 роки тому +2

      @@epiccollision or you could stop overfilling the pot..you don't need much water. It should never come close to boiling over.

    • @EGOCOGITOSUM
      @EGOCOGITOSUM 4 роки тому

      just control your heat, there are taught very few instances in which you put a bit of oil in the water when you cook a type super thin lasgna pasta sheet call "Straccetti" or "fazzoletti" they very easily stick together so you put oil but that's the only case I saw

  • @lesleyegbert4807
    @lesleyegbert4807 3 роки тому

    Looks like I have pasta soulmates...and I didn't even know it.

  • @Alphonselle
    @Alphonselle 4 роки тому +1

    That got lost in the sauce huh...

  • @thebigdawgj
    @thebigdawgj 4 роки тому +1

    Why is Ray Romano discussing pasta?

  • @drln4608
    @drln4608 3 роки тому

    JOHN DOUGH SJHKDSJH I HAD TO SUBSCRIBE

  • @bl6973
    @bl6973 4 роки тому

    **godfather theme plays**

  • @Lovingdrums
    @Lovingdrums 4 роки тому +2

    I live in Gragnano, pasta nerds will know. Good choice with Faella pasta over there, I grew up buying huge boxes of Faella pasta with my grandpa directly from their pastificio every few months :)

  • @robertrockwell6996
    @robertrockwell6996 4 роки тому

    THANK YOU!!!

  • @glxbe
    @glxbe 4 роки тому +1

    Do sauce crimes next. I need to know why I can't make sauce

  • @kperkins1982
    @kperkins1982 4 роки тому +2

    The only way I can watch a video with this guy is at 1.5 speed

    • @stormhoof
      @stormhoof 4 роки тому

      Kenny Perkins Have a heart! 1.25x

  • @ask230
    @ask230 2 роки тому +2

    Good video, too many outtakes.

  • @jameshobbs
    @jameshobbs 4 роки тому +3

    Reminds me of my childhood. American pasta of the 70s and 80s was a crime.

    • @EGOCOGITOSUM
      @EGOCOGITOSUM 4 роки тому

      its normal with every cuisine, burgers here in italy suck 99% of the time, only now some of us are starting to see the light on what a good burger means

  • @indi224
    @indi224 4 роки тому +2

    but... pre-grated cheese is the only kind of cheese i could find in the supermarket near me, so..

  • @TheMisterazzo
    @TheMisterazzo 4 роки тому +4

    Sasha Marx talks like one of John Mulaney's worst impressions

  • @007nadineL
    @007nadineL 8 місяців тому

    Arrest me stat
    .
    .

  • @victoriaperkovic4938
    @victoriaperkovic4938 4 роки тому

    Dear friend....

  • @Joseph11996655
    @Joseph11996655 4 роки тому

    this is PG 16 at least, horrible crimes.

  • @jasoncronin9145
    @jasoncronin9145 4 роки тому +8

    I love you guys but you can't tell me to brine my chicken in Kim chi because it's good and serves a purpose and eat food how you like it and then turn around and tell me I can't change the size of my pasta by breaking it in half. I don't even do that but that seems like such an absurdly silly point to make.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому +1

      Jason Cronin Kenji and Daniel aren’t the best complimentary guides...tradition and nostalgia will be the end of us.

    • @EGOCOGITOSUM
      @EGOCOGITOSUM 4 роки тому

      @@epiccollision tradition is not nostalgia, if you don't have a deep knowledge of the tradition of any cuisine you cannot improve and modify it, it's like wanting to drift without knowing how to start the car

  • @YouCallThataKnife253
    @YouCallThataKnife253 4 роки тому +4

    Cost-wise, pre-grated cheese is often a better option for people on budgets.

    • @cocacola7845
      @cocacola7845 4 роки тому

      Nope. ua-cam.com/video/StBnr7bLu3M/v-deo.html

  • @mimsnkinks
    @mimsnkinks 4 роки тому

    Or eat rice, less rules

  • @stevemathieson6224
    @stevemathieson6224 4 роки тому +2

    I've attempted to get my wife to watch your video. She's a pasta murderer but won't admit to her crimes. I can't eat her SB, it's like wobbly disintegrating sludge. Please somehow educate my mad missus.
    Once all this madness had gone I'll pay for her flight to you two.
    Luv ya.

  • @Flonkation
    @Flonkation 4 роки тому

    What about the monsters who cut up the spaghetti in small pieces to eat it?

  • @BijanTab
    @BijanTab 4 роки тому +3

    What's the deal with people pushing for raw pasta? Is someone's palette unrefined if the taste of raw durum wheat doesn't appeal to them?

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li 4 роки тому

      Both undercooked and overcooked pasta are gross

    • @bipedalbob
      @bipedalbob 4 роки тому

      @@Ash_Wen-li at least with under cooked you can give it a hit or two with the micro wave, improves it somewhat

  • @austinhaynes6420
    @austinhaynes6420 4 роки тому

    Oil in pasta water is to keep it from boiling over, the oil stays on top as it floats on water and breaks the surface tension, never allowing bubbles to form on top of eachother. That said if you watch it, it shouldn't boil over.

    • @Jacob-ry3lu
      @Jacob-ry3lu 2 роки тому

      Everyone I’ve ever seen do this does it because they believe it makes the noodles not stick together, which has never happened to me in the first place.

  • @JarodPlaysGames
    @JarodPlaysGames 4 роки тому +1

    I honestly don’t see what’s wrong with breaking pasta into half. The pasta fits better into the pot without the fear of burning the ends because it’s length is longer than the diameter of the pot, while also negating the problem of twirling too much pasta in one mouthful. A youtube commenter once said,” Tradition is peer pressure from dead people”.

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 3 роки тому

      No.
      The pasta won't burn, it will just get more flexible and fit in the pot in a minute.
      Spaghetti are long, if you don't want long pasta pick another type

  • @kpnitrl38
    @kpnitrl38 4 роки тому +1

    Psk...I've seen worse. Come to my kitchen .

  • @bubblewhip382
    @bubblewhip382 4 роки тому +1

    Oil in water cuts down on boilovers since it causes the starch to be unable to form on top of each other.

    • @TwinsenDude
      @TwinsenDude 4 роки тому +7

      It also ruins your pasta by not allowing the sauce to stick properly so maybe just don't fill your pot so full of water that you have to worry about boil overs

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li 4 роки тому +6

      Again, not necessary and a waste of good olive oil

    • @tawpgk
      @tawpgk 4 роки тому +5

      And not necessary, if you are using an adequate amount of water to pasta.

    • @KokkiePiet
      @KokkiePiet 4 роки тому +1

      Pasta, the movie.
      The Spaghetti Sherif is throwing the Pasta in the pot, Pot foams up..
      He staggers back, says to the head chef: we’re gonna need a bigger pot.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому

      You are doing it correctly ignore the ignorance that abounds above.

  • @danielp763
    @danielp763 4 роки тому

    Great video. I like that these are all techniques that you use when cooking pasta that anyone can do. These are about how to cook your pastas. Except for one, the pre-grated cheese. That was the only crime in there that wasn't a technique. The pre-grated Parmesan is 1/3 the price as the the authentic parmiggiano-reggiano. Not every one can afford the extra expense, and not every store actually carries the real cheese. My local grocery store only has it on occasion.

    • @lizcademy4809
      @lizcademy4809 4 роки тому

      A wedge of *any* parm or romano type cheese , freshly grated is better than pre-grated. The American versions of the cheeses don't compare at all to the $$$ stuff, but they are miles better than the green cardboard tube.

  • @fosstv45
    @fosstv45 4 роки тому +2

    I mean I agree with a lot of this but let’s all consider cooking for convenience/quick fix/cooking for family and expenses! At the end of the day if you enjoy it then it can’t be wrong:) but maybe think about these, maybe you’ll enjoy it more? Cook, love, stay safe people👍

    • @dancersendrecords1469
      @dancersendrecords1469 4 роки тому

      they're a cooking channel, they want to show you how to do things right, not for convenience....understand your good will but don't degrade the benefit of their knowledgable teaching

    • @fosstv45
      @fosstv45 4 роки тому

      Dancers End Records I also mentioned that they could try the amazing advice presented. Not degrading a thing, just providing an alternative perspective for people who wish to consider it

    • @dancersendrecords1469
      @dancersendrecords1469 4 роки тому

      @@fosstv45 yeah totally fair enough sorry i misread your comment!

  • @caseytrader7478
    @caseytrader7478 4 роки тому +3

    Adding oil to the boiling pasta keeps that starch foam from boiling over. I wouldnt use a nice olive oil for it but I always have and always will use some canola oil.

    • @DesertPetrichor
      @DesertPetrichor 4 роки тому +6

      It also coats the noodles in oil and prevents the sauce from adhering properly! It's much better to use slightly less water, a bigger pot, it to just keep an eye on the water as it cooks!

    • @clausdicovskiy1350
      @clausdicovskiy1350 4 роки тому +1

      get a bigger pot or use less water lol pasta shouldn't be boiling over any time

    • @KokkiePiet
      @KokkiePiet 4 роки тому

      Pasta, the movie.
      The Spaghetti Sherif is throwing the Pasta in the pot, Pot foams up..
      He staggers back, says to the head chef: we’re gonna need a bigger pot.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому +1

      Michelle Burruel no it doesn’t it’s poured off with the water don’t be daft.

  • @KeepieUppie10
    @KeepieUppie10 4 роки тому +1

    Not guilty of any of these crimes except for overcooking it (sometimes) slightly. By accident. 😩🤷‍♂️

  • @pleasesircanihavesomemore2402
    @pleasesircanihavesomemore2402 4 роки тому +1

    This seems kind of basic. Remember your core audience are food nerds who love the science nit bits behind why shit works the ways it does.

  • @Kulfaangaren
    @Kulfaangaren 4 роки тому +1

    Hello! Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  • @craig4830
    @craig4830 4 роки тому +1

    You guys are true food snobs, not in a good way either.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому

      Craig i think it was supposed to April fools but they just look like goofs

  • @tonkaGuy888
    @tonkaGuy888 4 роки тому +2

    Guess what? The pasta doesn’t know how long it’s supposed to be. Just break it. No one will know or care. Really.

  • @meltz911
    @meltz911 4 роки тому +1

    I hate salted water pasta.

  • @robertm4050
    @robertm4050 4 роки тому

    The guy who likes under cooked pasta says the directions on the box are wrong? The directions on the box are basically like the bible for cooking pasta. If you like pasta a certain way then eat it, don't think you need to like pasta the way some professional is telling you to like. Try their techniques and then do what you like. WTF is wrong with a little cellulose? You can't taste it. It may screw up the way the cheese melts but you eat all different kinds of plants and things from trees, but a little bit of the actual tree and that is a no go? You can't taste it.

  • @mal10000
    @mal10000 4 роки тому +2

    I've enjoyed a lot of recipes and videos from serious eats, but this comes across as overly judgy. Maybe it's just due to the "crime" conceit, but I've noticed it in their other videos about pasta. Debunking is fine, great even, but belittling people's preferences feels, well, crappy.

    • @kevin-hannan
      @kevin-hannan 4 роки тому +2

      Completely agree with this. I love serious eats for the science, experimentation, and challenging of norms. This is generic pasta advice without nuance or in-depth explanations. This is food network content.

  • @mr.rigdenssnacktime6999
    @mr.rigdenssnacktime6999 4 роки тому

    These guys seem really unhappy. Maybe they spend too much time complaining about other people's cooking.

  • @FlashFastBlack
    @FlashFastBlack 4 роки тому +2

    This video: food snobs belittle poor and ignorant people.
    Its like no wonder this channel isn't popular. These guys aren't likable in the lest.

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 4 роки тому +1

    I'm really sorry but Sasha's robotic demeanor is too much

  • @KokkiePiet
    @KokkiePiet 4 роки тому

    I HATE it when Chefs salt the pasta water. The same idiots put loads of salt into the water when boiling plain white rice.
    When I want salty food I open a can.
    Here’s a top tip I learned from German chefs.
    When salting water to boil your vegetables, potato’s, use only a little bit of salt and a pinch of sugar, like the amount you can hold between thumb and index finger. This will intensify the taste, but you won’t be able to taste it.

    • @drenji463
      @drenji463 4 роки тому +3

      P Visser what

    • @NickMahon
      @NickMahon 4 роки тому +3

      nonsense

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому +3

      You’re sensitive to salt, moving on.

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 3 роки тому

      "Learned from German chefs"
      I lost you there buddy

  • @epiccollision
    @epiccollision 4 роки тому

    Oil in the pasta water prevents it from over boiling THATS IT, ITS NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON! it’s so frustrating cooking professionals don’t know why these things are done, and rail against them because of their ignorance HOW AM I RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR IGNORANCE???!!! Oil works, deal with it, your ignorance does not negate the fact it works. And the end result is not impacted at all the oil goes away in the first 2-3 seconds of pouring into the strainer, so MOVE ON!
    Actually tell us why it’s bad besides cooking nostalgia...you questioned something and instead of finding the reason you went “I’m fine being ignorant”...come on ? You boil pasta it doesn’t boil over and its poured off...WHATS THE BIG FRIGGIN DEAL!?

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 3 роки тому

      What's difficult in setting a timer and looking at the pasta while it's cooking??
      And if it's at the point that you need oil to make sure it doesn't over boil, you cooked it already to much.

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 3 роки тому

      The oil in the water makes the pasta too oily, if you want oil, the put it afterwards, so that you can dose it better

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 3 роки тому

      And the oil prevents the sauce from adhering properly