WORLDS LONGEST DAD JOKE 😂

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  • Опубліковано 24 жов 2024
  • A funny joke about a man who is obsessed with trains. He’s a terrible driver and continues to crash it injuring loads of people.
    You’ll have to watch to see how he rest of this funny joke plays out. I hope you enjoyed the punchline as much as I did and hopefully more than Joelle did.
    We really appreciate you watching our videos,
    Mike and Joelle
    #joke #funnyjokes #couplecomedy #husbandandwifecomedy #funnycouple #marriedlife #mikeandjoelle #blindreaction

КОМЕНТАРІ • 180

  • @jonathanbair523
    @jonathanbair523 2 місяці тому +47

    That had me on the wrong track till the end, then it all clicked...... Loved that joke...

  • @Ruben-xh5vs
    @Ruben-xh5vs 2 місяці тому +30

    😂 That conductor joke is up there with the pilot joke 🤣.

    • @papabear9715
      @papabear9715 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Ruben-xh5vs what's the pilot joke?

    • @Ruben-xh5vs
      @Ruben-xh5vs 2 місяці тому +1

      @@papabear9715 Amos and his best friend wanted to join the service so they went to apply to fly airplanes,ok Amos do you have any experience? Yes sir, said Amos I have been a pilot for many years and my buddy is a chopper!, This is a joke you two are pulling on me? No sir said Amos, my buddy does the chopping of the firewood and I am the pilot.😁

    • @BrittMassey
      @BrittMassey 2 місяці тому

      Sorry, but these are bad jokes !! ​@@papabear9715

  • @nautifella
    @nautifella 2 місяці тому +16

    I very, very rarely respond with an audible groan. Typically pretty stoic.
    I just scared my cat.
    Thanks. Dad joke hall of fame material.

  • @glennjohnso310
    @glennjohnso310 2 місяці тому +23

    Did not see that one coming.😂🤣😂🤣 yep a dad joke but a good one.👍👍

  • @BiGDeE3
    @BiGDeE3 2 місяці тому +20

    shes absolutely gorgeous brother .. y'all are blessed

  • @goldenoldie68
    @goldenoldie68 2 місяці тому +15

    Just as puzzled as Joelle right to the punchline - lol 😂

  • @bobbolieu9013
    @bobbolieu9013 2 місяці тому +10

    All the way to the end I followed along.
    Then, yep, I got caught up in the train wreck.

  • @SteveCoronado2
    @SteveCoronado2 2 місяці тому +17

    “Oh, my gawd” is right

  • @s1x6x1s
    @s1x6x1s 2 місяці тому +6

    that dad joke took us on a journey 😂

  • @danp6101
    @danp6101 2 місяці тому +5

    Well at least we got to see Joelle.

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 2 місяці тому +8

    Facepalm! 😂

  • @jamesshawjr5299
    @jamesshawjr5299 2 місяці тому +3

    ROFLMAO!! You guys are the GREATEST! Love your videos!

  • @tomcartmill401
    @tomcartmill401 2 місяці тому +9

    Yep, a DAD.

  • @verslalchimie5824
    @verslalchimie5824 2 місяці тому +4

    He should have been grounded until he can conduct himself properly

  • @B__C
    @B__C 2 місяці тому +5

    What an amazing pair of jeans.

    • @GotAJob100
      @GotAJob100 2 місяці тому

      I agree What an Amazing ass she has

  • @sanzoftatooine
    @sanzoftatooine 2 місяці тому +1

    So worth it. And I can tell Joelle really enjoyed it 😅😅😅

  • @dennisshappka5699
    @dennisshappka5699 2 місяці тому

    You two are the Bright spot in my day, the timing and expression on Joelle is priceless . Please keep up the wonderful entertainment.
    And should you want to visit western Canada, as I live in Alberta, you both and family would be my guests.
    all the Best to you both , Dennis

  • @frankcoverjr.-jz3ne
    @frankcoverjr.-jz3ne 2 місяці тому +3

    It was worth the wait!😂😊

  • @richarddifino7358
    @richarddifino7358 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 Y’all are right on Track! 😁Thanks for sharing!

  • @BPWhitman
    @BPWhitman 2 місяці тому

    The best kinda joke! Long joke. Dumb pun for punchline. Awesome!!

  • @PenelopePitstop069
    @PenelopePitstop069 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for the laughs. Love you both!

  • @americandad8903
    @americandad8903 2 місяці тому +2

    Omg. I laughed out loud. Literally

    • @bob-wp2tl
      @bob-wp2tl 2 місяці тому

      😂don't worry I did to lol

  • @simonthebroken9691
    @simonthebroken9691 2 місяці тому +3

    Hahaha 😁

  • @DwightMullins-t4y
    @DwightMullins-t4y 2 місяці тому

    She’s so cute! Perfect person to tell the jokes to!

  • @rhrh2025
    @rhrh2025 2 місяці тому +2

    That's pretty bad. LOL

  • @themistermax
    @themistermax 2 місяці тому

    Yay! Dad jokes forever!!

  • @motorhomemike4014
    @motorhomemike4014 2 місяці тому +1

    ok that was SOOO bad I'm docking your wages this week :)

  • @craigspurlock1869
    @craigspurlock1869 2 місяці тому

    I lover her reactions!

  • @davidanthonyrees5530
    @davidanthonyrees5530 2 місяці тому

    Brilliant. Wasn’t expecting that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigJohnLXV
    @BigJohnLXV 24 дні тому

    Dad jokes get such a bad rap. that was awesome!

  • @johnizitchiforalongtime
    @johnizitchiforalongtime 2 місяці тому

    LOL, that was hilarious, first time i heard that one.

  • @jdau2b
    @jdau2b 2 місяці тому +1

    Yup …dats a dad joke
    And since I’m an electrician AND a dad ,a granddad and a great granddad ….wellll I’ll be sharing it!!!!!😎

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  Місяць тому

      😂😂😂 congrats on having a huge family.

  • @shoshanaudelson4481
    @shoshanaudelson4481 2 місяці тому

    I heard a version of this back in the 1950's. Still funny 😅

  • @derekwalker4622
    @derekwalker4622 2 місяці тому

    freaking hilarious!!!! laughed long time! This joke is off the rails!

  • @markgentry6688
    @markgentry6688 Місяць тому

    I lost it with the punch line😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @garymorgan8915
    @garymorgan8915 2 місяці тому

    That's a good one,never heard it before, luved her reaction 😂

  • @atibatarne8495
    @atibatarne8495 2 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂❤❤

  • @Cloxxki
    @Cloxxki 2 місяці тому +1

    That's one I didn't see coming.

  • @petercarey5074
    @petercarey5074 2 місяці тому

    I did not see THAT one coming! 🤣 Good one! 👍👍

  • @jengsci8268
    @jengsci8268 28 днів тому

    I got a little charge out of that one! 😆

  • @homespuncovers89
    @homespuncovers89 2 місяці тому

    Gawd that was a loooonnngg way to go for a bad dad joke.

  • @CG-vf9he
    @CG-vf9he 2 місяці тому

    Priceless

  • @hansangb
    @hansangb 2 місяці тому

    This is up there with Norm's Moth Joke. LOLOLOL

  • @BillPurkayastha
    @BillPurkayastha 2 місяці тому

    Old joke but never fails to make me groan.

  • @vonSnook
    @vonSnook 2 місяці тому

    That wasn't just a dad joke, that was a grandpa joke. Ha Ha !

  • @davo2758
    @davo2758 2 місяці тому +6

    I'm sorry, but that was really bad. It's more like a grandad joke. 😅😅😅😅
    Joelle's expression is so right.

    • @hallitoff3883
      @hallitoff3883 2 місяці тому

      I'm a grandpa and I enjoyed the joke - was on the wrong track the whole time. LOL

  • @leasakaitoa7421
    @leasakaitoa7421 2 місяці тому

    That is time I will never get back 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😂

  • @markcoleman9892
    @markcoleman9892 2 місяці тому

    Back in the 60's, when I was middle school age, we had about a half dozen jokes like this - long build up to unseen (usually) punch lines that were often twists on famous sayings. Now, I can only remember the punch lines. A favorite was "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to seize her berry, not to praise it."
    Please keep doing what you do! ❤ 🖖

  • @timvanschoonhoven8069
    @timvanschoonhoven8069 2 місяці тому

    Now that is funny for sure and for certain 😂😂😂

  • @edsomers7814
    @edsomers7814 10 днів тому

    That was great.😂

  • @eco2geek.
    @eco2geek. 2 місяці тому

    Q) How do trains hear?
    A) With engine-ears.
    Heh. 🙂

  • @debbralehrman5957
    @debbralehrman5957 2 місяці тому +2

    🤦🏼‍♀️Oh No!

  • @briangabriel2458
    @briangabriel2458 2 місяці тому

    Great dad joke! And it looked like J was eating slices of banana too!

  • @lilblackduc7312
    @lilblackduc7312 2 місяці тому

    He wasn't what you'd call a "Live Wire"! 😜 🤪 😜

  • @josephphelps5696
    @josephphelps5696 2 місяці тому

    As a 3rd year flunky election, I find this story joke funny!

  • @musicbill101
    @musicbill101 2 місяці тому

    An oldie, but a goodie!

  • @bigKDL
    @bigKDL 2 місяці тому

    This joke is really good when it is told properly not the way you have just told it

  • @lloydcastleton
    @lloydcastleton 2 місяці тому

    You could say the joke was a train wreck from the beggining! 🤪

  • @DanaNorman-p9p
    @DanaNorman-p9p 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 eye roller

  • @michaelwalton7776
    @michaelwalton7776 2 місяці тому

    Snare drum, cymbal!😁

  • @denniseverts8674
    @denniseverts8674 2 місяці тому

    I'm 80 and that was a great joke

  • @JohnPilon082149051552
    @JohnPilon082149051552 2 місяці тому

    Tears that was so bag!😂

  • @rickyparrish8310
    @rickyparrish8310 2 місяці тому

    I've heard it before but forgot the punch line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nashcobb3056
    @nashcobb3056 2 місяці тому

    thank you

  • @richardfish4423
    @richardfish4423 2 місяці тому

    Pure genius

  • @johnkellogg2816
    @johnkellogg2816 2 місяці тому

    That was great.

  • @alstewart9915
    @alstewart9915 2 місяці тому

    What a total dad joke!!!!!😂😅

  • @TheVileOne
    @TheVileOne 2 місяці тому

    Poor Joelle!

  • @unit7531
    @unit7531 2 місяці тому

    Waited for that punch line

  • @jerryhorton5708
    @jerryhorton5708 2 місяці тому

    Long way to go for a Dad joke…still worth to watch her reaction

  • @johnstjohn6540
    @johnstjohn6540 2 місяці тому

    oldies but goodies

  • @daviddarwin5677
    @daviddarwin5677 2 місяці тому

    Massive anticlimax man. Don’t do it again!

  • @LeonardGoldsmith
    @LeonardGoldsmith 2 місяці тому

    Ah! Boy!!😊😊

  • @blessthegood1404
    @blessthegood1404 2 місяці тому

    The engineer drives the train, the conductor oversees the crew.

  • @chuckg2016
    @chuckg2016 2 місяці тому

    Thats so bad!
    😂😂😂

  • @grindlessenior
    @grindlessenior 2 місяці тому

    too funny!

  • @craigyarmulasr1845
    @craigyarmulasr1845 2 місяці тому

    Didn't see that ending coming.

  • @324bear
    @324bear 2 місяці тому

    LOLOLOLOLOL-ING 😂😂

  • @SibeDad
    @SibeDad 2 місяці тому

    Dad joke😁 After scrolling, I see I am not the only person thinking this!

  • @meddsa7952
    @meddsa7952 2 місяці тому

    I was waiting for: He was ultimately let go on 'a peel'.

  • @amitnachman3840
    @amitnachman3840 2 місяці тому +1

    that's beyond terrible

  • @scottharris8308
    @scottharris8308 2 місяці тому

    Lol too funny

  • @perihelion7798
    @perihelion7798 2 місяці тому

    Of course in the real world, they just keeping zapping the dude until he dies. No matter how many times.

  • @ronheydon117
    @ronheydon117 2 місяці тому

    Had me thinking about the banana causing some kind of interference in electrical charge, of the chair.

  • @nibiru7777
    @nibiru7777 2 місяці тому

    Awesome 🎉

  • @eugenebooysen7651
    @eugenebooysen7651 2 місяці тому

    Sa is full of them and they all go free

  • @catherinemorgan2741
    @catherinemorgan2741 2 місяці тому

    Ouch, LMAO so bad

  • @Ekimsrevo
    @Ekimsrevo 2 місяці тому

    Not as bad as that joke😅😅

  • @MikeSmith-ye9ho
    @MikeSmith-ye9ho 2 місяці тому +2

    A terrible daddy joke

  • @saaamember97
    @saaamember97 2 місяці тому

    Can't believe I actually stayed till the end for that corny joke!

  • @johnpaul9606
    @johnpaul9606 2 місяці тому

    O M G !

  • @JamesChambers-xp9xb
    @JamesChambers-xp9xb 2 місяці тому

    That's sick

  • @annelarrybrunelle3570
    @annelarrybrunelle3570 2 місяці тому

    Think I might have played in his band once . . .

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 Місяць тому

    Bad even by your standards! 🤣

  • @danielboro2000
    @danielboro2000 2 місяці тому

    Grate one

  • @tjdime
    @tjdime 2 місяці тому

    GROANER...aaaa...dang...

  • @mick1583
    @mick1583 2 місяці тому +6

    Joelle just opened the blinds without asking Mike if he wanted them opened. Who's the boss there?

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 2 місяці тому +1

      You must be single. I’m the Man of the House, but she’s the boss. As they say, Happy Wife, Happy Life.

    • @mick1583
      @mick1583 2 місяці тому +1

      @@samiam619 No I'm not single but I do have selective awareness. I usually don't notice when things are moved, probably not until I can't find something, then I'm told it's always been there.

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mick1583 I’m the same way, mostly. I saw a cartoon of a Woman complaining that she put on one of her Husbands shirts and all of a sudden she couldn’t find anything!

    • @mick1583
      @mick1583 2 місяці тому

      @@samiam619 I still go to a drawer in the kitchen for cutlery that hasen't been there for about 10 years.

  • @michaelbashaw2423
    @michaelbashaw2423 2 місяці тому

    This was the best 😂

  • @davyr847
    @davyr847 2 місяці тому

    What are the odds Joelle was eating banana in the video 👍😂😂

    • @mikeandjoelle.
      @mikeandjoelle.  2 місяці тому +1

      I had a chuckle to myself when I saw she was going to eat some banana 🤣

  • @paulwinslow9144
    @paulwinslow9144 2 місяці тому

    I sat through that omg