"My two strongest nephews were going to perform the fusion dance from dragon ball z to form the ultimate nephew, the biggest nephew the world has ever seen."
"Its called Supply and Demand... Now Supply and Demand, they're my nephews, and they're both very big" I don't think I've ever laughed at a Chapo segment as hard as this one.
@Illuminati Sheep I recommend sinking a couple thousand more dollars into Dinars - always buy the dip. I also recommend borrowing from your 401k as much as possible. You can't afford not to buy as many Dinars as you can.
Easily one of the top five Chapo Trap House segments of all time. Just like the saga of Caleb Jacoby or Rod Dreher's oeuvre, the whole Iraqi dinar scam story seems like it fell through a membrane from another dimension specifically so Chapo could make fun of it.
'The us government has 5.5Trillion Iraqi Dinars seized during the invasion of Iraq, which after the Rv will be worth $12 trillion dollars, paying off the US Debt' I've heard it all 😅😅😅
This and The Villages are tops imo. There's a certain type of middle-upper middle class American conservative that they just roast so perfectly. I love it because I grew up around these people and it's dead-on.
@@deathmagneto-soy Just looked it up, IQD still hasn't even recovered to its pre-COVID valuation. It's doing 1:17.98 against the Vietnamese Dong though, so it's not all bad news.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Tears, absolute tears from laughing so hard. I probably shouldn't have listened to it on the drive home from work last night, but I needed to hear it again.
I found this clip two days ago, I've listened to it three times since. It never fails to send me into a fit of hysterics so intense that I fear that I might die because I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. If I do end up dying while this is queued up on my phone or laptop, it'll be worth it.
This segment has a really meaningful place in my heart. I vividly remember listening to this walking my dog after work one night. My dog has since passed away and this segment ties a memory with my dog.
He was the best dog, all he wanted to do was take walks and be with the people he loved. It’s so weird the odd things you tie to memories. But I vividly remember walking him around the empty lot next to my apartment just laughing my ass off about large sons. I appreciate your kind words.
Lol I'm Iraqi and a month ago I changed all my money to dollar because we don't trust dinar since it is been manipulated by Iran so it is actually losing the value not the opposite.
H.X T yeah the leaders not the people. Why? I’m Assyrian if course I’m not a fan they’d kill me within 5 mins of just walking thru but, don’t get it twisted, I wouldn’t just lay there 😆
I knew a guy who bought a bunch of these and Zimbabwean dollars back in 2013. I told him it was a scam but he didn’t listen. Dude was telling me we were going to revalue Iraqs currency because it was doing much better in 2013. This was right before ISIS. 🤣
If anyone's wondering how this is going these days, after something like 4 years of having an effectively fixed price, the Dinar was suddenly devalued by 22% in December 2020.
9:40 Good lord, Felix truly is just so zooted on illegal vapes and devoting every atom of his being to whatever fixation he has for the week that he can tap into the curve of history and pick the funniest prediction that turns out to be true. Predicted Kamala running 6 years before she did lmao.
The Madi is Larry Kudlow, Roland Crackersmeer, swimming pool full of discontinued Greek Drachmas, Amon Orangegrove, Untimate Nephew. So many classic lines. This is the Chapos Highway 61 Revisited.
The jokes about the random people supposedly running in the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries are even funnier now because no one can remember who they were any more. Kirsten Gillibrand? Michael Avenatti? Howard Schultz???
I listened to this episode driving from Raleigh to Pittsburgh. I was dying in the car, my wife was so annoyed because it was probably 2 or 3 am and i kept cracking up. Thanks for all the laughs!
This video makes me laugh so hard I cry every time I watch it Edit, 08/16/20: I thought I was strong enough. I thought I could do it. I thought time had dulled my senses. No, I still laughed so hard I cried.
This sure is a feel better video. Thank you for posting it, from 1 head to another, Merrill Park Milwaukee. We couldn't stop laughing Johnathan , Tony & I.
This dinar scam started back in 2006, my brother in law wanted to acquire a bunch because they were literally dirt cheap. Thank goodness he never bought any
went looking for this clip again and what I learned from searching “iraqi dinar” on youtube is that this is still going on! they’re still hyping themselves up that the revaluation is gonna happen any day now!
We all love the Felix bit, but their pure joy at seeing their charicature of Trumpers materializing in this dumb story right at the start of the video is so great.
Wierdly the Vietnamese Dong scam has the slightest of slight chances of paying off, as foreign investers are fleeing China right now and finding a friendlier environment in Vietnam.
Manufacturing is moving there. Also, when America's Petro dollar completely collapses, Vietnam is going to become one of the countries many who diversified will resettle in. Shit. Can Americans use their passports to leave yet?
I love the Trump bit, it's such a perfect encapsulation of how he talks. "There's this problem, I've known about this problem for a long time, longer than most people or anybody quite frankly. This problem is going to be solved very soon, in a very good way that people will love, and it'll happen much sooner than anybody thinks or understands." And then it's never spoken of again.
Here's the amazing thing: I know exactly how this scheme first got started. For real. In the early 90s after Desert Storm a bunch of American troops came home with stacks of worthless Iraqi dinars theyd obtained. They advertised these for sale--like tiny amounts, 5 or 10 dinar bills--as souvenirs in classifieds in the back pages of Boys Life magazine (magazine of the Boy Scouts of America). I mean who better to try to sell this stuff to than literal children? I imagine these things sold poorly. And so the stacks of dinars got passed from one bankruptcy and foreclosure and estate sale and storage locker trash-out to another until the late 2010s when, boom, someone saw gold.
Oddly I have heard of something like this happening, but it was the east german mark. After unification they exchanged the currency 1:1 up to 4000 per person with the west german currency and at higher conversion rates at higher levels. I have friends who were well in east germany prior to reunification who did well because of this exchange. There was considerable debate about the wisdom of doing this at the time. This is very much unlike what could ever happen with the Iraqi dinar.
"My two strongest nephews were going to perform the fusion dance from dragon ball z to form the ultimate nephew, the biggest nephew the world has ever seen."
I believe this will forever be my favorite chapo joke ever
Listen to the 3rd part of Tabletop Game Theory at around 5:50 seconds in and get back to me.
@@vaiyt "I said I may not be Dale Earnhardt......"
Felix is the best.
i legit started crying when he went into detail about the ritual
Mad Mike I fucking cried laughing
“Antifa thug Howard Shultz” gets me every time. I am genuinely in love with Felix.
"My nephews remain separated and not nearly big enough to prevent the immigrant caravan from entering our union, Sir"
Say hi to your brother Nick for me
@@jokerraton8183 The inventor of socialism, you say?
@@JulianPerez-zv6os Chairman of the DSA
nerd
"Its called Supply and Demand...
Now Supply and Demand, they're my nephews, and they're both very big"
I don't think I've ever laughed at a Chapo segment as hard as this one.
thats from the video!
I remember when I first heard this I almost vomited I was laughing so hard
@@stuartfoster5819
So, my dude
"They sound like names that James Bond checks into hotels under, but with a food item added randomly in there." I'm crying.
[almost falls off couch laughing]
This bit had so many good felix riffs.
Amon OrangeGrove
Lawrence Mango Schmidt
Jamothy Ballgag
I'm going to drown myself in my swimming pool full of all my discontinued Greek drachmas
@Illuminati Sheep looks to be even more worthless than it was at the time of the articles release.
@Illuminati Sheep I recommend sinking a couple thousand more dollars into Dinars - always buy the dip. I also recommend borrowing from your 401k as much as possible. You can't afford not to buy as many Dinars as you can.
@YoMomma it's a meme you dip
1967-1973 drachmas are going to be somewhat valuable in 100 years' time though.
i don't understand the reference and you're gay
The nephew bit kills me every time.
9:50 easily Felix's finest moment, it's like seeing Bach himself play The Art of Fugue for King Fredrick the Great in his court.
honestly the minute before that should be included as well it's all so good
My depression: *exists*
Everything about this comment: allow me to introduce myself
Couldn't have said it better myself
kinda really gay
@@stuartfoster5819
All these comments
I just so love felix's mind palace
I want to live in it.
Best host by miles
Is that a frickin persona 5 reference
POGGERS
gay
Easily one of the top five Chapo Trap House segments of all time. Just like the saga of Caleb Jacoby or Rod Dreher's oeuvre, the whole Iraqi dinar scam story seems like it fell through a membrane from another dimension specifically so Chapo could make fun of it.
'The us government has 5.5Trillion Iraqi Dinars seized during the invasion of Iraq, which after the Rv will be worth $12 trillion dollars, paying off the US Debt' I've heard it all 😅😅😅
I cannot stop revisiting this. Top tier chapo segment.
This and The Villages are tops imo. There's a certain type of middle-upper middle class American conservative that they just roast so perfectly. I love it because I grew up around these people and it's dead-on.
I hope you know that they could not possibly be any more wrong about this than they are.
@@PeterEganLA - This pod was released 5 years ago. The Dinar is now valued even lower than it was back then. 🤣
@@deathmagneto-soy Just looked it up, IQD still hasn't even recovered to its pre-COVID valuation. It's doing 1:17.98 against the Vietnamese Dong though, so it's not all bad news.
This, the True Allegiance reading series and the idiot prison guard/cops clip are my all-time go tos.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Tears, absolute tears from laughing so hard. I probably shouldn't have listened to it on the drive home from work last night, but I needed to hear it again.
I found this clip two days ago, I've listened to it three times since. It never fails to send me into a fit of hysterics so intense that I fear that I might die because I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. If I do end up dying while this is queued up on my phone or laptop, it'll be worth it.
@CRICKET MICKEY Unlike you plebians I am only amused by the highest form of comedy, Adam Sandler.
This segment has a really meaningful place in my heart.
I vividly remember listening to this walking my dog after work one night.
My dog has since passed away and this segment ties a memory with my dog.
R.I.P. to your dog Homie, I bet they were a good dog.
He was the best dog, all he wanted to do was take walks and be with the people he loved.
It’s so weird the odd things you tie to memories. But I vividly remember walking him around the empty lot next to my apartment just laughing my ass off about large sons.
I appreciate your kind words.
Sorry, man. I'm sure they were a Very Good Dog
You are always with your dog somewhere in the manifold ribbon of the space time continuum
When you go to confront ur racist uncle but he starts talking about Iraqi politicians in a positive light
yeah gay
@@stuartfoster5819
In a super dickish, but also kind of pathetic, way?
Lol I'm Iraqi and a month ago I changed all my money to dollar because we don't trust dinar since it is been manipulated by Iran so it is actually losing the value not the opposite.
Sell it to American idiots, buy more dinar, repeat
Ah missed your chance to sell it to Trump's rubes.
I’m Iraqi as well and I’ll take all of ur Dinar.
You got a problem with Iran?
H.X T yeah the leaders not the people. Why? I’m Assyrian if course I’m not a fan they’d kill me within 5 mins of just walking thru but, don’t get it twisted, I wouldn’t just lay there 😆
This whole thing was probably started by some social studies teacher who is sick and tired of Americans only focusing on their country
Felix has such a beautiful mind. Protect that boy at all cost.
gay
@@stuartfoster5819
Some less-than-fresh mushrooms?
Felix always funny AF but he's in rare form here. I'm in tears trying to eat choking.
9:32 This is one of the funniest stream-of-thought improvisations I've heard Felix do
Round 2 boys. Surely Trump will hit the revaluation button this time, right? What a classic.
back again for my weekly listen
I've listened to this probably ~10 times
i actually hate you dude, why come?
I knew a guy who bought a bunch of these and Zimbabwean dollars back in 2013. I told him it was a scam but he didn’t listen. Dude was telling me we were going to revalue Iraqs currency because it was doing much better in 2013. This was right before ISIS. 🤣
This is the greatest sustained Chapo riff ever I think
lame
@@stuartfoster5819
Or is this just how you are?
The bits about the very large nephews get me crying laughing Everytime
"antifa thug Howard Schultz" always slays me 🤣
They think the Dinar is going to be like the Eurodollar from cyberpunk
If anyone's wondering how this is going these days, after something like 4 years of having an effectively fixed price, the Dinar was suddenly devalued by 22% in December 2020.
The way Matt and Will are in hysterics at Felix’s Nephew bit is such a testament to his brilliance
"You wouldn't expect a meeting of the Badr Brigade at the local Chili's."
why are you like this?
@@stuartfoster5819 Why do I post quotes I found funny?
There's the answer.
@@stuartfoster5819
Yeah. What you said.
-fin
Herzog could do a doc about the intersectionality between dinar hoarders and beanie baby dealers.
assuming that one exists.
of course it exists. they're one and the same.
Some clips from Dan Olson's "Line Goes Up" would probably fit nicely into that flick.
FOR SURE that exists.
Five years later and the biggest nephew ever riff gets me in tears every time
Oh , you guys want all the Dinar for yourselves !
Of course they do. Dont trust. Buy up as much Dinar as you can!
Reference eqauls gay ur gay
Too late, I've already sunk my families generational wealth into Iraqi Dinar...suckers.
Well played sir. Well played.
That party anecdote is probably the greatest piece of American literature since the Great Gatsby
Pirans if yer a dippin fella, there’s a skol fountain
I need some type of audio cue that tells me when Will is being ironic when he says "Friend of the show."
Schrodinger's Menokur
"We have a new idea it's called the Amero, i invented it; we love it."
9:40 Good lord, Felix truly is just so zooted on illegal vapes and devoting every atom of his being to whatever fixation he has for the week that he can tap into the curve of history and pick the funniest prediction that turns out to be true. Predicted Kamala running 6 years before she did lmao.
Maybe they really do have the laythe of heaven
Crazy how this exact same thing happened with Crypto, NFTs, and GameStop stocks.
This is one of my favorite Chapo segments!
that trump clip was the absolute most lucid ive ever heard him. good for our big wet boy
Chapo had no place to go but down after this bit. This was the peak.
"Antifa thug Howard Schultz"
Absolute masterclass.
Whenever I feel bad, I put this on, and I immediately feel better about everything. The boys are really on a roll here.
The Madi is Larry Kudlow, Roland Crackersmeer, swimming pool full of discontinued Greek Drachmas, Amon Orangegrove, Untimate Nephew. So many classic lines. This is the Chapos Highway 61 Revisited.
This clip is evergreen, always refreshing and lifts my spirits
The jokes about the random people supposedly running in the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries are even funnier now because no one can remember who they were any more. Kirsten Gillibrand? Michael Avenatti? Howard Schultz???
The Krassensteins? Sebastian Goku? Reilley Reid?
I listened to this episode driving from Raleigh to Pittsburgh. I was dying in the car, my wife was so annoyed because it was probably 2 or 3 am and i kept cracking up. Thanks for all the laughs!
i"m sorry guys, it just makes me sad :(
@@stuartfoster5819
Like, really?
Watch as I revitalize the Iraqi economy by making a zero a one.
i am violent now!!!!!!!!!
Duuuude. People are *STILL* on this shit.
Predicted Kamala v trump
"disgusting middle-european genetic runoff"
Poetry
Dinarians are ridiculous, they obviously should have named themselves dinaros.
This video makes me laugh so hard I cry every time I watch it
Edit, 08/16/20: I thought I was strong enough. I thought I could do it. I thought time had dulled my senses. No, I still laughed so hard I cried.
This sure is a feel better video. Thank you for posting it, from 1 head to another, Merrill Park
Milwaukee.
We couldn't stop laughing
Johnathan ,
Tony & I.
"BECAUSE YOU HAVE REFUSED TO PERFORM A BUSINESS SCENARIO ON THE IRAQI DINAR, SIR."
This dinar scam started back in 2006, my brother in law wanted to acquire a bunch because they were literally dirt cheap. Thank goodness he never bought any
You shouldve told him you would make the purchase for him to hide it from the IRS. Then you couldve just cut up some construction paper...
Felix is a national treasure
sorry
@@stuartfoster5819
Like, tragic, honestly.
How about buying property on the moon? Lol
Moon tourism, it'll be big
Buy real estate in an imaginary place to own the libs
I got in early man. Fuckin a.
Jeez, the smoothbrains got real butthurt in these comments. :'D
Smoothbrains. This one goes in the old lexicon.
Thank you sir.
I'm having a hard time fellas
went looking for this clip again and what I learned from searching “iraqi dinar” on youtube is that this is still going on! they’re still hyping themselves up that the revaluation is gonna happen any day now!
God dam. Bravo. 11 minutes in this becomes the best thing I've ever heard.
Every time i come back to this I'm in tears laughing at the Felix party bit, it never gets old
I maintain this is one of the best 24 mins in podcasting ever
cool!
@@stuartfoster5819
Because honestly, that would be sad.
yeah, if God exists, surely the thing he’s thinking most about is some random-asss country’s currency lmao
"Hahahaha How The Fuck Is Money Real Hahahaha"
- God
angering
I watch fear and loathing once a year and i listen to this once a year
These people are the reason 3k people are dying a day
i think i listen to this bit every week and it's never not hilarious
This and the Villages piece are the twin kings of Chapo reading series.
A fountain of Skoal....I lol'd for minutes
This killed me. I held on hard but fuck, they broke me. I'm still wiping tears from my eyes. Haha.
This would mean that most Iraqis would become millionaires overnight.
SOMEONE CHECK ON THE DINARIANS
This, and the John Podhoretz "Schnippers," aka "I WANT MY TREATS!" are my two favorite Chapo episodes.
but ur gay
2 gay to have anything in common w? me
@@stuartfoster5819 You think you're amusing, but, you're just pathetic.
Hes a child. Ignore him.
We all love the Felix bit, but their pure joy at seeing their charicature of Trumpers materializing in this dumb story right at the start of the video is so great.
This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Like, real tears. This shit is magical lmao.
Even a child doesn't think that. Want to invest in a Serbian dinar? call me LMAO
Bet
Wierdly the Vietnamese Dong scam has the slightest of slight chances of paying off, as foreign investers are fleeing China right now and finding a friendlier environment in Vietnam.
And it's because of Trump's stupid trade war
How many currency scams are there right now? It sounds like a lot.
@@jenniferbrewer5370 all currency is scam
Manufacturing is moving there. Also, when America's Petro dollar completely collapses, Vietnam is going to become one of the countries many who diversified will resettle in.
Shit. Can Americans use their passports to leave yet?
If I declare scratch paper a currency will it equalize in value with the dollar once Trump declares all currencies equal?
im not gay
That currency you like is coming back in style
I love the Trump bit, it's such a perfect encapsulation of how he talks. "There's this problem, I've known about this problem for a long time, longer than most people or anybody quite frankly. This problem is going to be solved very soon, in a very good way that people will love, and it'll happen much sooner than anybody thinks or understands." And then it's never spoken of again.
Jesus fucking wept, I thought the idea of dinar unboxing videos was just too far fetched but I searched it and oh my god
Funniest Felix segment of all time? Folks, many folks are saying folks 👐
Here's the amazing thing: I know exactly how this scheme first got started. For real. In the early 90s after Desert Storm a bunch of American troops came home with stacks of worthless Iraqi dinars theyd obtained. They advertised these for sale--like tiny amounts, 5 or 10 dinar bills--as souvenirs in classifieds in the back pages of Boys Life magazine (magazine of the Boy Scouts of America). I mean who better to try to sell this stuff to than literal children?
I imagine these things sold poorly. And so the stacks of dinars got passed from one bankruptcy and foreclosure and estate sale and storage locker trash-out to another until the late 2010s when, boom, someone saw gold.
I had to pull over when I heard the nephew bit
Oddly I have heard of something like this happening, but it was the east german mark. After unification they exchanged the currency 1:1 up to 4000 per person with the west german currency and at higher conversion rates at higher levels. I have friends who were well in east germany prior to reunification who did well because of this exchange. There was considerable debate about the wisdom of doing this at the time. This is very much unlike what could ever happen with the Iraqi dinar.
One of the greatest segments. Like it's Cumtown levels funny. Matt's Trump and Will's are just at peak here.
Greatest chapo moment of all time
When Will says the name of the Trump supporter talked about in the article and Matt and Felix lose it hahahahahahaha
bitcoin 2 bible belt boogaloo
I come back to this every 6 months or so
If anyone is ever able to sit through this without even smiling that should immediately tick you off that they straight up don't feel emotions at all
The irony of it all is astounding
right? ur smart
@@stuartfoster5819
Oedipus has nothing on you.
This was the episode that introduced me to CTH, and I'm glad.
I love Chapo and still listen to every episode but they’ve never been funnier than they are in this clip
First time I ever listened to this was in my car and I nearly took out a group of cyclists it fucking slayed me
Road to Elder-Tard-Oh
I love Felix 🤣😂👏
Thank you sir, mr. Leprechaun!!!
“THE ERAKI DENAR SIR” 😂
This isn't much different than crypto.
Afrikaner Edgar Cayce is an unreal reach, so funny
Why is this segment so fucking good?
Possibly one of The most hilarious segments thusfar.