Yeah, you can feel your cornea from your eyelids like usual, but you can't feel your eyelids from your cornea. It's sort of like feeling an object through a glove -- you know it's there, but you can't quite feel it.
@@bonniemacfarlane6709 It's sort of like when other parts of your body go numb. When your fingers get cold, you can still feel things when you touch them, but you also can't, you know what I mean? And if the stimulus is light enough, you can't feel it at all. (You also can't move numb body parts as well, but you can't move your corneas.)
@@bonniemacfarlane6709 I've also heard a horror story from my dad how he was in eye surgery and he woke up in the middle of it, but he was paralyzed and he couldn't feel anything, but still terrifying
Fun fact: I had a colonoscopy when I was 9 years old. No one told me what was happening, but I was sedated and woke up maybe 30min-1hr in terrible pain. I had to drain my colon and put a needle thingy in my hand. When I watched this video for the first time, I was laughing with you. THEN I REALIZED THIS HAPPENED TO ME.
Ya I had similar experience where they had a tube with a camera to make sure I didn’t have anything like Crohn’s disease but I also had one down my throat. I didn’t know exactly what was happening but now I do.
My dad had to get a colonoscopy a few weeks ago, he was doing the Colon cleaning thing and he stole one of my gatorades to put laxatives in. He didn’t want anyone to accidentally drink it so he wrote on the bottle “don’t drink this unless you wanna shit your eyes out” I love my family 😂
The cataract surgery really made me cry. I am in the medical field. I've seen someone get open heart surgery done before (the rib cutting made me squeamish, but the rest was cool), but ANYTHING that has to do with eyes or teeth, I'm OUT!!!! I wear contacts, which was a feat in its own for me to do, but I've always thought about Lasik... and Jack, NO SHE'S NOT ASLEEP!!! She's sedated to be loopy and out of it, but she can't be asleep because of REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement). The eye drops were to numb the eye. She is away,but loopy as all hell. THAT IS WHY I DO NOT WANT LASIK I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SCALPEL COME TOWARDS MY EYE NOOOOPE
Ex-scrub here. I've had multiple eye surgeries done on me, which is why eyes were my surgical out. I would do any other type of surgery (specialized in podiatry and maxiofacial) but no eyes. Also, you are very correct about her being awake and able to follow directions, but she was loopy like when they pull wisdom teeth in America. She will have minimal memory of the surgery, if any at all.
Emily Ann I know how that feels, bring ANYTHING that is sharp near my mouth or eyes and you are not me, I will pull my head back and try to clamp my eyes and mouth. When getting my glasses, I forced myself to keep my eyes opened, same for the dentest... I just kept trying to move my head back even though I was in a chair... Sharp objects × not me using them on my self + eyes and mouth = GIRL BYE!
Cataract surgery is done while awake because they need you to say if there is pain and such. You get a sedative to make you relaxed and calm. Mom had it done. There was a guard to reduce where the head can try to move, but they tell you to hold still. Once things get so close, she said you couldn't really see it, but you can feel all the pressure. They can fix astigmatism at the same time. And it meant Mom didn't need glasses to see any more except for reading after wearing glasses for around 40 years for everything.
Sean, surprisingly they have been doing cataract surgery since the ancient Egyptian area. They of course had less advanced tools and no anesthesia, but the tool concept and shapes are essentially the same! They did something call "Couching" the cataract, which is where they just push the cataract into the globe(eye). You wouldn't be able to see anything once it is completed, but they thought it was a better life than living with a cataract. As for never having to get things done to your eye, unfortunately almost every person above the age of 50-55 starts to lose their near vision. It's very rare that someone won't develop a cataract in their old age! Love, your neighborhood ophthalmology student! Like this so Sean can see it!
I can just imagine somebody who needs surgery on their leg because their dogs tooth got stuck in their leg (happened to me) but all the surgeons are all busy. And the doctors are like “is somebody here know who to preform surgery?” And jack in the waiting room would be like “I’ve plaid surgery games about colons!”.. It was funnier in my head..
15:20 not only did people have this done without modern tools, someone had to be the first to get it done *with* modern tools. How terrifying would it be to just be like "Yeah, we have this fake replacement lens for your eye. No, we've never actually done this before."
If you're interested in medical history check out a channel called under the knife. They don't upload anymore but I loved the videos. I'm glad that we now have painkillers, vaccines and antibiotics 😬
Wait The colon is the same thing as the large intestine? This whole time I thought it was an entirely different organ. I feel dumb. I am dumb. I blame public schools.
"Do you regret that tattoo of a snake eating a rat that says 'Born to watch my snake eat a rat'? Click START to make it go away!" I had to take a minute or two to regain my bearings there.
My mom used to work in an ambulance, she told me the same thing. When you're dealing with sickness and death all day, you need to find humor in the things around you to keep you sane.
So, I was born with cataracts and had them removed about ten years ago (I was 15 when my last surgery was performed). I was awake. I had a full conversation with my doctor while he operated. I was HEAVILY drugged up, though, so I don't remember much. Her cataract looked like my eyes did.
Pure AE They numbed my eye. I honestly don't remember much. I remember bright lights and bubbles (which I'm guessing is the liquid they inject). I was so out of it.
I was born with a form of cateracts as well, basically what my doctors did not sure what others did was ( this may sound painfull but its not really) because i had to have a pressure tube placed to lower my pressure so i can get IOL was they had me awake but numbed the eye and put pressure on it to slightly pop it out of the socket to do the surgery i'm only 17 and had 13 of said operations i found it didnt hurt as such but i was super drugged. Not sure if this will help solve any questions on how they stop the eye from moving but different surgeons have different methods from 'clamping' to extreme numbing
Well, I mean they are sedated, they probably don’t even know what’s happening. I had a nasal surgery about 3 years back and they gave me a sedative beforehand to calm me down because I have anxiety and it was my first surgery. I felt great, I was more relaxed than I’d ever been in my life lol. I’d imagine that the sedatives they give for these kinds of surgeries are even stronger than that.
I was sedated to get 7 teeth pulled out when I was 13 and I was soooo scared and I remember looking at my mum and then the dentist said there we go and I looked at my hand and I saw the needle and the next thing I know I'm sitting in a wheel chair in the recovery room so even though they are awake you don't remember anything literally nothing
@@lizzie2173 you're lucky when I was a kid, I remember that one of my front teeth were getting ready to go but then my big sis hit me in the face with a text book and made the other wiggle slightly while the already loose one bled, my father went and took BOTH out(took a couple tugs and twist). This other time BOTH my parents and big bro had to hold me down as they took out my tooth with some trinket on a keychain! Hah, childhood memories.
@@potatoryaan I believe he mentioned it in one of his videos in a segment where he was talking about his health. It came up completely clean so that’s good :)
Oh, man. This reminded me of a really funny story: In my Creative Writing class of senior year, there was this one kid who had a pen that opened at the press of a button, like a transformer. When my English teacher saw it in action, she said it looked like a speculum (now that I think about it, I might've been the one who said that). He didn't know what that was, so she explained it as a tool specifically used to open the vagina during a pap smear. He gagged, and everyone laughed their asses off! I teased him endlessly whenever he used that pen.
*Calmly doing endoscope stuff.* "Let's remind our patient to breathe through her mouth." *Screams 'BREATHE!' at the patient.* Seán, please don't become a doctor. 😂
Jack: Oh, you can use a Ultrasound to cut up a Cornea? THATS SO COOL! (Eye Cornea breaks open) Jack:AHHHHHHH! (Hands slowly go up in fear) AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
it's because I comment on almost every video, Chakradhar, that or it's a sign that you need to subscribe XD kidding, but ya, I comment on almost evry video
yo Jack! I used to work for a company that manufactures and sells those lenses for the eyes. the surgery is super quick and the patient doesn't feel anything. moreover, there are many well known surgeons that used pigeyes to test and improve the surgery. (yuck!) like so Jack can see this!
Sean when these things happen you are still awake. They need you awake so your eyes don't move. Don't worry though you don't feel it. You're awesome Sean!
Perri Link semi.... when I’ve gone in apparently they can talk to me and I might answer but I don’t remember any of it. Once I woke up during the end and it was VERY uncomfortable! 😖
Rustictexas Apparently, while I was still coming off the sedition, my work called me and I answered my phone before my Mum could take it away from me That would explain the weird looks I got from them the next day
Perri Link I don't know, Mum just says "You don't wanna know...." (She was escorting me back to my house since I wasn't allowed to go back alone while coming off sedition)
Hey Jack, I just wanted to say thank you for doing the colonoscopy one. I'm 14 and I have to have one done tomorrow morning because I'm pretty sick. Now that I know what they do I'm feeling less scared and seeing you do it was pretty funny. Thanks Jack! HIGH FIVES!!!!
hope your okay, im about your age and ive been having them every other year since i was 9 (juvenile polyposis haha). ive got another one coming up in december. hope everything went okay for you!!
Technically you are not unconscious during cataract surgery, you just can't really feel much anywhere. but you can communicate with the doctor as horrifying as it is.
My dad's had eye surgery three times. Two for cataracts, once for like cleaning? They had to scrape stuff off his eye. You cant feel anything but you are awake so you can talk to the doctor in case something goes wrong.
Here i got you, Atleast when i had my braces put on it was they used glue that tastes bad and metal with some wire. To start off they clean your teeth and start to put glue on your teeth and attach your bracket. They’ll run a wire through the brackets and if there is any stabbing you in my back please tell them. Make sure you don’t eat hard foods for 3ish days because you’ll hate yourself afterwards. It’s as easy as that. Don’t worry about it i had my braces from 3rd-7th grade so i know what it’s like.
GreyedHavens forgot one thing. They have to keep ur teeth perfectly dry and that can get kinda uncomfortable but nothing too unbearable. The plastic things they use to keep ur mouth open can hurt a bit and saliva builds uo so its super gross when they take it out. Theres also the chance of a bumper which is just rubber they put to keep ur tooth from pushing off a bracket. They hurt for about a week aftet u get them but once you get used to them they dont hurt until u go for an appointment and they start messing with them. Then random days of pain. They're not bad but be honest if u have a wire hurting you because I wasnt and I have a wire tearing apart my cheek rn 😣
Blob 101 all they do is very quickly pop the brackets from your teeth and take them out. If removing brackets have ever hurt before like replacing them it won't hurt this time like expected then they just clean you up and get your impressions for your retainers and you're golden. It's very quick
I am a younger teen and I have a cataract. I was born with it. But I wanted to see the whole procedure because when i am 18-20 years old i need to get the surgery. I don't really like the idea of needles in my veins and people tearing my eyeball to shreds, but i will probably have to get the surgery. Leave a like on this comment to help me out and reply to this comment because i want to see what you think i should do when i am older with the surgery.
@@mistakeahah2510 that's some terrible advice ngl. The thought of having a cataract surgery must be terrible. But all you can do is trust in your doctors, and before you know it it'll be done and over with
DOCTORS *BREAKING THE HUMAN BODY UNTIL IT WORKS AGAIN* (Edit: Holy crap guys, I didn't expect anyone to see this ! Thanks for 60+ likes.)(Edit2: You guys need to calm down... thanks so much for 200+)
Jack: the eye is the most complex part of the body.
Brain: **sad noises**
Well, he probably means most complex _smaller_ organs.
i think the outside part
@@FranciumBoron didnt he say that?
Nerves and Respiratory system: *Am I a joke to you?
Leo Buse I FUCKING HOPE MY BRAIN ISNT MAKING NOISES ON ITS OWN
Dr Jeff: remind the pati-
Jack:BBBRRREEEAAAATTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEEE
318 likes and im the first reply :P
HighLux Potato ok lol
Lol
Gordan Ramsay is the only god
666 likes ("/)
12:02 Having had anaesthetic eye drops before, I can tell you that having your eyeballs go numb is a unique and slightly unpleasant sensation.
Yeah, you can feel your cornea from your eyelids like usual, but you can't feel your eyelids from your cornea. It's sort of like feeling an object through a glove -- you know it's there, but you can't quite feel it.
I've had numb eyes before, it feels a little dizzy, but I was on other things too
Please more details my eyes never been numb before
@@bonniemacfarlane6709
It's sort of like when other parts of your body go numb. When your fingers get cold, you can still feel things when you touch them, but you also can't, you know what I mean? And if the stimulus is light enough, you can't feel it at all.
(You also can't move numb body parts as well, but you can't move your corneas.)
@@bonniemacfarlane6709 I've also heard a horror story from my dad how he was in eye surgery and he woke up in the middle of it, but he was paralyzed and he couldn't feel anything, but still terrifying
"If you feel a tight pressure.. Erm.. Whoops!" as a nursing student I laughed my ass of at this😂😂
I guess the patient did too 😏
Haaaa
I did too laughing my ass off
@@msmerbine4888 that is true but you are doing the same
@@msmerbine4888 and? What's so bad about liking anime and memes even when you work already? I'm still young tho
Jack: If you feel a tight pressure...umm... *WHOOPS*
Khairul Ibrahim yum
Khairul Ibrahim what the fuck
I read this right when he said it😂
@@khairulibrahim5076 it's not rape if she doesn't consent
@@jack-kg7vk hol up
Fun fact: I had a colonoscopy when I was 9 years old. No one told me what was happening, but I was sedated and woke up maybe 30min-1hr in terrible pain. I had to drain my colon and put a needle thingy in my hand. When I watched this video for the first time, I was laughing with you. THEN I REALIZED THIS HAPPENED TO ME.
Ya I had similar experience where they had a tube with a camera to make sure I didn’t have anything like Crohn’s disease but I also had one down my throat. I didn’t know exactly what was happening but now I do.
Raina Danielle that happened to me when I was 8 because my eyes were really bad.
your eyes?
I got one at 18 and they found pre-cancerous polyps... Seeing this is horrifying.
*puts hand on shoulder*
My dad had to get a colonoscopy a few weeks ago, he was doing the Colon cleaning thing and he stole one of my gatorades to put laxatives in.
He didn’t want anyone to accidentally drink it so he wrote on the bottle “don’t drink this unless you wanna shit your eyes out”
I love my family 😂
Kylie Pi that would be probably the same for my family hahaha
Kylie Pi that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Lels
LMAO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
Awsome XD
That deserves a sub for making me lough XD
"Since she's in her 50's, she should have a colonoscopy every year."
First time I felt bad for a Karen
Nope
That is why you become Karen
i would genuinely fucking cry if that happened to me
@@wizardfucker8999 Same
Jesus imagine u got to get violated every year
Doctor Jeff: What was the name of the colon were we found the polyp
Jack: Steve???
Doctor Jeff: That's right! Traversal colon.
Lol XDD
*Transversal
@Matthew Painter damn
Or Steve for short.
@@apencupnamedgabriel5228 med student?
“Remember the name of the colon where we found the polyp?”
Jack: “Steve?”
I f*cking love it
Jack: “Either Steve or Rogers.”
Me: StEvE rOgErS
Lol
hey Jack you must play five nights at Freddy's VR help wanted
Hahahahahah
jack as a doctor:
'anus. hee hee.'
'whoops! there's a polyp!'
'BREEEAATHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!'
He he
arisarisa13 😂
arisarisa13 that would be me if I was a doctor
That would be me as a doctor
420th like HEE HEE
Imagine going in for a surgery and getting yelled at to breathe
😂😂😂
Now's a good time to remind our patient to breathe.
*B R E A T H E*
B r e a t h
B Ř Æ Ť H
B R E A T H E
Breath yes I said breath on perpos
Jack: "Dr. Jeff is the best."
10 seconds later
"We're doing it with Dr. Suzy again. She so much better than that Dr. Jeff..."
😂
I think Jack has a crush on someone * hint hint *
The cataract surgery really made me cry. I am in the medical field. I've seen someone get open heart surgery done before (the rib cutting made me squeamish, but the rest was cool), but ANYTHING that has to do with eyes or teeth, I'm OUT!!!! I wear contacts, which was a feat in its own for me to do, but I've always thought about Lasik... and Jack, NO SHE'S NOT ASLEEP!!! She's sedated to be loopy and out of it, but she can't be asleep because of REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement). The eye drops were to numb the eye. She is away,but loopy as all hell. THAT IS WHY I DO NOT WANT LASIK I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SCALPEL COME TOWARDS MY EYE NOOOOPE
Ex-scrub here. I've had multiple eye surgeries done on me, which is why eyes were my surgical out. I would do any other type of surgery (specialized in podiatry and maxiofacial) but no eyes.
Also, you are very correct about her being awake and able to follow directions, but she was loopy like when they pull wisdom teeth in America. She will have minimal memory of the surgery, if any at all.
Emily Ann
I know how that feels, bring ANYTHING that is sharp near my mouth or eyes and you are not me, I will pull my head back and try to clamp my eyes and mouth. When getting my glasses, I forced myself to keep my eyes opened, same for the dentest... I just kept trying to move my head back even though I was in a chair... Sharp objects × not me using them on my self + eyes and mouth = GIRL BYE!
"Use ultrasound to break up the lens"
Jack: "thats so cool!"
*Starts to break up the lens*
Jack: *screaming begins*
Cataract surgery is done while awake because they need you to say if there is pain and such. You get a sedative to make you relaxed and calm. Mom had it done. There was a guard to reduce where the head can try to move, but they tell you to hold still. Once things get so close, she said you couldn't really see it, but you can feel all the pressure. They can fix astigmatism at the same time. And it meant Mom didn't need glasses to see any more except for reading after wearing glasses for around 40 years for everything.
You mean "my mom"? Please don't hate me
Sean, surprisingly they have been doing cataract surgery since the ancient Egyptian area. They of course had less advanced tools and no anesthesia, but the tool concept and shapes are essentially the same! They did something call "Couching" the cataract, which is where they just push the cataract into the globe(eye). You wouldn't be able to see anything once it is completed, but they thought it was a better life than living with a cataract.
As for never having to get things done to your eye, unfortunately almost every person above the age of 50-55 starts to lose their near vision. It's very rare that someone won't develop a cataract in their old age!
Love, your neighborhood ophthalmology student!
Like this so Sean can see it!
PanduhhGaming I learned more by this than I've learned my whole life in science class
PanduhhGaming that's quite amazing
I thought the Muslims created cataract surgery
PinKćow Corporationś classic school system
PanduhhGaming *NERD LOSER*
“Well if she could SEE her eye specialist, then they couldn’t have been that bad” 😂😂😂 literally died
😂😂😂😂
Ummm are you ok
Watching this with an eye ulcer, funniest shit I’ve ever heard 💀💀
20:27
Well that aged like a fine milk with melted cheese mixed into it and left out to simmer in the sunlight for 3 years
I can just imagine somebody who needs surgery on their leg because their dogs tooth got stuck in their leg (happened to me) but all the surgeons are all busy. And the doctors are like “is somebody here know who to preform surgery?” And jack in the waiting room would be like “I’ve plaid surgery games about colons!”..
It was funnier in my head..
Miss nobody it was funny
That’ll be what happens
15:20 not only did people have this done without modern tools, someone had to be the first to get it done *with* modern tools. How terrifying would it be to just be like "Yeah, we have this fake replacement lens for your eye. No, we've never actually done this before."
That sounds horrifying.
Yea
Imma just stick with glasses
Guys... They practiced on cadavers first
@@nunpho true. But it is soooooo much creepier thinking about it without cadavers
If you're interested in medical history check out a channel called under the knife. They don't upload anymore but I loved the videos. I'm glad that we now have painkillers, vaccines and antibiotics 😬
Wait
The colon is the same thing as the large intestine?
This whole time I thought it was an entirely different organ.
I feel dumb.
I am dumb.
I blame public schools.
No shame on you. I went to a private school and i thought the same thing
No worries. I have thought long ago that it was jelly bread that was born seperately. But yeah, same as you, I thought it was a larva baby inside me
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac same
I always thought that it was only the anal part of the intestines
How did you get that thing beside ur name?
12:13
Imagine ur doctor is dropping stuff in ur eye and u just hear, “haha this is actually peeee”
12:23
I'm eating rice while watching this
Edit: I have finished my rice
I am very disappointed that my most liked comment was about eating rice
Thanks for the updated
Quality content.
Was it good?
@@gracewilcox4724 the slicing of eyes made it much better
We are all proud of you for accomplishing your mission
"Do you regret that tattoo of a snake eating a rat that says 'Born to watch my snake eat a rat'? Click START to make it go away!"
I had to take a minute or two to regain my bearings there.
BackgroundAsian Me too omfg
I'm a medical professional and trust me: you have to have a twisted sense of humor and morbid fascinations to work this jazz
um, ok?
It’s important in the resume, you see
Yes and I'm a watching (jacksepticeye for 3 hours straight) professional and TRUST me he's really Worth it isn't he ._.
My mom used to work in an ambulance, she told me the same thing. When you're dealing with sickness and death all day, you need to find humor in the things around you to keep you sane.
What field do you work in?
Seán freaking out during the cataract segment: WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
Nice gravity falls refrence
So, I was born with cataracts and had them removed about ten years ago (I was 15 when my last surgery was performed). I was awake. I had a full conversation with my doctor while he operated. I was HEAVILY drugged up, though, so I don't remember much. Her cataract looked like my eyes did.
Melissa Sims how do u not move ur eyes m. Id be looking all over the place
Pure AE They numbed my eye. I honestly don't remember much. I remember bright lights and bubbles (which I'm guessing is the liquid they inject). I was so out of it.
I was born with a form of cateracts as well, basically what my doctors did not sure what others did was ( this may sound painfull but its not really) because i had to have a pressure tube placed to lower my pressure so i can get IOL was they had me awake but numbed the eye and put pressure on it to slightly pop it out of the socket to do the surgery i'm only 17 and had 13 of said operations i found it didnt hurt as such but i was super drugged. Not sure if this will help solve any questions on how they stop the eye from moving but different surgeons have different methods from 'clamping' to extreme numbing
"Doctors, breaking humans until they work again."
Lol. Severus Snape would be pleased. This comment has 394 likes.
@@frost.bytten2023 wrong
@fionn maccuil you are weird
@@melwintle6346 k
note these patients are both AWAKE during these things AWAKE
Well, I mean they are sedated, they probably don’t even know what’s happening. I had a nasal surgery about 3 years back and they gave me a sedative beforehand to calm me down because I have anxiety and it was my first surgery. I felt great, I was more relaxed than I’d ever been in my life lol. I’d imagine that the sedatives they give for these kinds of surgeries are even stronger than that.
Karen had fun for the first one then...
Yeah but he was assuming they were both asleep 🤣🤣
I was sedated to get 7 teeth pulled out when I was 13 and I was soooo scared and I remember looking at my mum and then the dentist said there we go and I looked at my hand and I saw the needle and the next thing I know I'm sitting in a wheel chair in the recovery room so even though they are awake you don't remember anything literally nothing
@@lizzie2173 you're lucky when I was a kid, I remember that one of my front teeth were getting ready to go but then my big sis hit me in the face with a text book and made the other wiggle slightly while the already loose one bled, my father went and took BOTH out(took a couple tugs and twist). This other time BOTH my parents and big bro had to hold me down as they took out my tooth with some trinket on a keychain! Hah, childhood memories.
Jack just had this done lol
Yeeeee
I was gonna say that to lol
The irony is real
What💀 bro- when did he say he had it done? I live under a rock sorry
@@potatoryaan I believe he mentioned it in one of his videos in a segment where he was talking about his health. It came up completely clean so that’s good :)
Falls asleep during cataract surgery
*_ENTERS REM SLEEP_*
*oh no*
So ded...
Oh god no-
That's a nightmare. *Literally*
Couldn't they issue some kind of medication that keeps the brain from communicating with the muscles? I saw it on an episode of House M.D.
“Uh oh! Looks like we’ve got a polyp!”
Sergeant Sam 😂
Jack. I've had a cataract surgery. You feel nothing
Yeah, though just seeing it could make people like Jack feel like cringing. Seriously.
Sergeant Sam "There you go your colons fixed snipty pip"
_I feel..._ *dirty*
Guys remember, he said he would name is his first born Colon REMEMBER THIS
Dizzy transverse colon
To make it a little better, he should name him Colin. :)
@@WATERMEL0NLIPSTICK Colin From A Big Ass Colon
@@nousername8162 404
@@Law557x 508
Nobody:
Jack: “BeNd OvEr”
lEtS lUbRiCaTe dAt aSs
Tee Bailey lol
This meme format is gæ
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@daveyfrancy3118 Too gæ.
Jack: “Now that I have watched this, I can come and perform surgery on anybody!”
Me: Are you sure about that?😂
:o
Lol
me: jack i need heart surgery im not afraid to die ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DED
SunMan PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
was that meant to be funny?
Oh, man. This reminded me of a really funny story:
In my Creative Writing class of senior year, there was this one kid who had a pen that opened at the press of a button, like a transformer. When my English teacher saw it in action, she said it looked like a speculum (now that I think about it, I might've been the one who said that). He didn't know what that was, so she explained it as a tool specifically used to open the vagina during a pap smear. He gagged, and everyone laughed their asses off! I teased him endlessly whenever he used that pen.
Id hold that over anyones heads till they or i die.
Many lols
bluELFsuma Your profile picture gives me life xD
THATS DISGUSTING BUT FUNNY AS FUCK
14:28 we he said “just knock me tf out”... I felt that
“Remember the name of the colon where we found the polyp?”
Jack: ... Steve?
“That’s right! The transverse colon.”
The trans colon
Computer: Eliminates Solid waste.
Jack: BY POOPING!
Beautiful!!!
When you’re on acid and you think you are doing eye surgery on someone, but you are actually just stabbing their eye multiple times with a rusty nail
r/cursedcomments
r/nothowdrugswork
r/diWHY
If this is in cursed comments I want the red circle!
r/whyiseveryonedoingthis
Jack: The eyeball is one of the most complex part of the body *looks down at his crotch* if not the most complex.
Me: xD
XD
You expected anything different from Jack? XD
Ecks dee
LOL
I mean theres a second brain down there
Nobody:
Jack: *”I NEED TO GET IN THAT A*SHOLE-“*
Why do I find that hilarious
@@clownpiercefan532 same
@@clownpiercefan532 same
*Calmly doing endoscope stuff.*
"Let's remind our patient to breathe through her mouth."
*Screams 'BREATHE!' at the patient.*
Seán, please don't become a doctor. 😂
Fluffy Enigma xD
didn't he fix Heavy already on Surgeon Simulator VR?
or rather.... tried to...?
sean please become a doctor
Fluffy Enigma that killed me! 😂
God why did u make this
Jack: the eye is like the most complex part of the body
The Brain: hold my beer
More like: Hold my neurons.
Hold my brain cells
Hold my last brain cell
Hold my saliva glands
Penis: *hold my semen*
Jack: Oh, you can use a Ultrasound to cut up a Cornea? THATS SO COOL!
(Eye Cornea breaks open)
Jack:AHHHHHHH! (Hands slowly go up in fear) AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That's exactly what I did.. I didn't expect that I just saw an ORANGE THINGY in the womans EYE holy crap
Hahahaha
YEP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I just saw this comment ,that just happend in the video lol
Jack: The eye is the most complex part of the body
Also Jack: *Looks Down*
it's funny: Mark=bad doctor; Jack=good doctor.
Spineapple True
Doctor Schneep and Doctor Iplier on the job!
doctor schneep yup hes a 'good' doctor
Nurse and Dr. Suzi
it's because I comment on almost every video, Chakradhar, that or it's a sign that you need to subscribe XD kidding, but ya, I comment on almost evry video
"I hear colonoscoy and I hear anus and..."
**super weird but funny and adorable laugh**
Nurse get me 10ccs of POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!!!!
😆😆
I am McAwesome 😉😉
STAT
Nah that's too little gotta make it 100000000000000000cc of PMA
PMA! PMA! PMA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine his girlfriend walking through the front door then just hearing
BREEEEEAAAAATHE
Jacks channel is a learning platform....
*The More You Know*
X
Oof
yo Jack! I used to work for a company that manufactures and sells those lenses for the eyes. the surgery is super quick and the patient doesn't feel anything. moreover, there are many well known surgeons that used pigeyes to test and improve the surgery. (yuck!)
like so Jack can see this!
ok like JACK F******** LOOK AT THIS
But how do they keep the patient from moving their eye and fucking everything up?
Bavarian Banshee I work for an eye surgeon, they will use a nerve block to incapacitate the operative eye
Yannick Rothenbühler his name's Sean
@@defnotcrypto_ he always says he doesn't care what you call him
I demand more videos of JackSurgeonEye.
Xeno Morph I like your profile picture btw I’m a HUGE alien fan
everyone: this is gross
meanwhile im just sitting in the corner eating popcorn and enjoying the show
med students everywhere will tell you that "woops, there's a polyp!" is exactly the kind of thing a doctor would say
Ænora u have the ÆSOP
Ænora they said that to my grandad when he went for a colonoscopy
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;p
Fluffy Starburst Were you watching?
Jack: Dr. Jeff is so amazing! He’s so nice
**sees Dr.suzie**
Jack: DR JeFf Is gARBaGe, He NaMEd Him SelF AfTer a MeME
Why not be the first reply? I do not pose a threat to any words in this comment, I just wanted to be here
Why not be the second reply? I do not pose a threat to any words in this comment, I just wanted to be here
Why not be the third reply? I do not pose a threat to any words in this comment, I just wanted to be here
Wtf
MaH nAmE jEfF
Jack:breath deep I'm going in
Me:*roles around the floor laughing*
Me: 😏
👉 👌
Was any one else reminded of stranger things?
stranger things squad where u at
I've seen all the medical games at least 5 time each and they still make me feel better every time. I really hope Jack does more!
It went from, "Dr. Jeff is the best!" To, "I HATE YOU JEFF!"
When your friend starts being a jerk
“ I can’t wait till Elon musk to make cyborg eyes “
Rhys cosplays would get really realistic
"Rhys will remember that."
😂😂😂😂
Kakashi I completely agree with your name
Jack: “This is like some futuristic sci-fi shit!”
Me: It’s been goin’ on for years buddy.
Little did Jack know 3 years later he would need a colonoscopy
Hah
Honestly, same. Got one a few weeks ago and I’m 21.
OH MY GOD WHAT
poor jack a boy
@@serinatsuki9511 lol was it a meaty tube?
WHAT ABOUT DR. SCHNEEPLESTIEN?
Estradoodler SHUDDUP SID!!!!(jk >~
@Estradoodler - IKR!!!
He dead, bro
To: Dr. schneeplestein
From: Dr. Iplier
*Im sorry... Your Dying*
Estradoodler exactly what I was thinking
Sean when these things happen you are still awake. They need you awake so your eyes don't move. Don't worry though you don't feel it. You're awesome Sean!
Perri Link semi.... when I’ve gone in apparently they can talk to me and I might answer but I don’t remember any of it. Once I woke up during the end and it was VERY uncomfortable! 😖
Rustictexas it's like a half awake half not. It's sort of where they numb your whole body.
Rustictexas Apparently, while I was still coming off the sedition, my work called me and I answered my phone before my Mum could take it away from me
That would explain the weird looks I got from them the next day
K.B. Maillet what did you say?!
Perri Link I don't know, Mum just says "You don't wanna know...."
(She was escorting me back to my house since I wasn't allowed to go back alone while coming off sedition)
*YAY!! DOCTOR JACK IS BACK!!*
SpartanHunter-720 I’m not being rude, but why do you bold everyone of your comments
I am McAwesome I kinda...like how it looks😅
SpartanHunter-720 oh ok 👍🏻
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
D05 Gaming WHY ARE YOU YELLING
I legitimately learned a lot during this.
Am I the only one who was waiting for Dr. Schneeplestein to show up?
Nope, I was waiting and wondering as well.
Me too.
Space Child9 lol I was!
These have always been some of my favorite videos of jacks just due to how funny they are and they still remain to be
Sergeant Sam True
Sergeant Sam same dude!! XD
Sergeant Sam breath...BREATH DEEP... LMAO
Hey Jack, I just wanted to say thank you for doing the colonoscopy one. I'm 14 and I have to have one done tomorrow morning because I'm pretty sick. Now that I know what they do I'm feeling less scared and seeing you do it was pretty funny. Thanks Jack! HIGH FIVES!!!!
Ella Lawler Its been four weeks...are you dead? Did it hurt? How are you feeling?
ThatSpace Creature Lol, thank you for worrying about me, Im fine but they did find out I have IBD. So thats not very fun but im doing much better :)
Ella Lawler i had one done but I had it in my throat! They found a hernia in my oesophagus 😂 whatever that means
hope your okay, im about your age and ive been having them every other year since i was 9 (juvenile polyposis haha). ive got another one coming up in december. hope everything went okay for you!!
My dad had cataract surgery and he had to were that eye patch
6:16
*“BREATHE DEEP, IM GOIN IN”*
“I shoved a weapon to surpass metal gear up your ass” - jacksepticeye 2018
Cracked up when he said that
David Snnell 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Who caught robin editing in a bad drum joke sound effect at 9:21😂
I knew I heard something
Same
Lol
Anyone with ears
cause' he's the: Pupil. On an eye surgery. IT'S FUNNY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
9:17 I’m pretty sure Jack used his drum set for this joke
Ce Ma surprised that he didn't insert a clip of him playing it
9:18
Adude 444 ah wrong time then. Thanks!
Ce Ma no problem
Jack: mah naem jeff
Dr. Jeff: this isn’t a joke, Jack.
17:02 *rubs eye*
Liam Adkins I know exactly how u feel cause of that😂
*noOOo!!!!*
Liam Adkins n
*cries inside*
Forever blind
Technically you are not unconscious during cataract surgery, you just can't really feel much anywhere. but you can communicate with the doctor as horrifying as it is.
Well that's terrifying
My dad's had eye surgery three times. Two for cataracts, once for like cleaning? They had to scrape stuff off his eye. You cant feel anything but you are awake so you can talk to the doctor in case something goes wrong.
I can barely say anything when I have anything like that happen.
Kinda like brain surgery. They keep you conscious to make sure they don’t fuck shit up
The same thing happened during my sister's heart surgery.
Do the braces one because I'm getting them soon and I wanna see how they do it
Here i got you, Atleast when i had my braces put on it was they used glue that tastes bad and metal with some wire. To start off they clean your teeth and start to put glue on your teeth and attach your bracket. They’ll run a wire through the brackets and if there is any stabbing you in my back please tell them. Make sure you don’t eat hard foods for 3ish days because you’ll hate yourself afterwards. It’s as easy as that. Don’t worry about it i had my braces from 3rd-7th grade so i know what it’s like.
GrayedHavens wow, four years? I only had mine for two. I feel sorry for you
GreyedHavens forgot one thing. They have to keep ur teeth perfectly dry and that can get kinda uncomfortable but nothing too unbearable. The plastic things they use to keep ur mouth open can hurt a bit and saliva builds uo so its super gross when they take it out. Theres also the chance of a bumper which is just rubber they put to keep ur tooth from pushing off a bracket. They hurt for about a week aftet u get them but once you get used to them they dont hurt until u go for an appointment and they start messing with them. Then random days of pain. They're not bad but be honest if u have a wire hurting you because I wasnt and I have a wire tearing apart my cheek rn 😣
Blob 101 all they do is very quickly pop the brackets from your teeth and take them out. If removing brackets have ever hurt before like replacing them it won't hurt this time like expected then they just clean you up and get your impressions for your retainers and you're golden. It's very quick
They usually tell you what they are doing.
UA-cam to employees: " trust me , they'll watch anything in quarantine "
Agreeing m.r.v.n sounds
I like that this is Jack's work :D
Man i wish I had that job.
"Ohh eyeballs and-knifeballs do not go together"
~Jacksepticeye 2018
Katarina Cookie I
“Don’t poke a hole in the sack!” ~jacksepticeye 2018
In 100 years time they’ll look at this and be like how did they live with terrible surgery like this
Leonard J. McCoy: WELL IT’S BARBARIC!!! I CAN GIVE YOU A PILL FOR ANY OF THESE!!!
Megolovania starts playing 20:29
Jack: "Do you have 90 minutes?"
Jack:this is worse then a horror movie
Me:hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wait for jse to yell "KAREN, I'M GOING IN DRY" after saying he didnt have enough lube
Nice profile pic.
@@JC-pq7ct thank you
I love watch dogs. Forget watch dogs, I like Ubisoft as a whole!
Omg guess how many likes... it's 69 likes🤮🤮 whyyy, that's soo gross🤮😂
YES THE DOCTOR IS BACK
Yes I am so happy the doctor is back
Unfortunately for Dr. Jack, speed is not key
17:02
Steve The Miner its Dr. Jack, not sneeplestein. I guess anti really did kill him huh?
ItsCrystalDragon Yeah he must have. I cry.
It's being able to come back to videos like this that make everything more worthwhile
They just made 1.8mil people certified ass inspectors
Vladimir Stroganoff YASSSSS holy shit that’s true
Now it's 2.2milion
-No- _Wait that’s true..._
XD Only if that was true. The small surgical devices are quite the challenge if you don’t have still hands. XD
2.3 now
where is Dr Schneeplestein?
shabran silver
Last time we checked, Anti killed him.
His patients probably didn't miss him.
True dat, da good doctah is dead as Mr. Glitch bitch
Sushi The Legendary neko damnit i was about to comment that 😂😂😂
CrankiBlue Senpai lol really?😂
shabran silver Dead
**discomfort intensifies**
Sir GreeD yes yes it does.
Okay but don't you mean INTESTINE-FIES
Alejandro Garcia it's not something I want to have to handle.
Simon Torkar nice.
BREATHE!
I am a younger teen and I have a cataract. I was born with it. But I wanted to see the whole procedure because when i am 18-20 years old i need to get the surgery. I don't really like the idea of needles in my veins and people tearing my eyeball to shreds, but i will probably have to get the surgery. Leave a like on this comment to help me out and reply to this comment because i want to see what you think i should do when i am older with the surgery.
Crafty_Creations poll just don’t go :)
@@mistakeahah2510 that's some terrible advice ngl. The thought of having a cataract surgery must be terrible. But all you can do is trust in your doctors, and before you know it it'll be done and over with
Heyo, it's been a year, how ya doing there bud?
@@tahrynehpott1784 daaangg i cant believe its been a year! im pretty great, haha. Still need that surgery too
@@lynseyscraftycreations2634 Glad you're doing alright, dude! Have you decided on if you'll get the surgery or not?
Dr Suzi: a small, painless- Me: STAB IN THE EYE?!
*[I N T E R N A L S C R E A M I N G]*
DOCTORS *BREAKING THE HUMAN BODY UNTIL IT WORKS AGAIN*
(Edit: Holy crap guys, I didn't expect anyone to see this ! Thanks for 60+ likes.)(Edit2: You guys need to calm down... thanks so much for 200+)
I was the 69th like :D
Ir0n Gaming dat is true
I can't stop laughing 😂 😂
i was the 300 liker ! yay
Albert Jones lol nice
Doctor: now is a good time to remind our patient to breath
Jack: BREEEATH
Knowing to this day jack actually went through a colonoscopy now just makes me feel so bad for him
They said the lady was just DROWSY, i think she was still awake...
EhHhHhhHHHhhHHH...
Yeah, she was drowsy but not asleep. He was just like, "YEP THEY'RE ASLEEP. JUST KNOCKED TF OUT!"
"If she could see her eye professional then its not that bad." Got me laughing there, gj
Maestro 07 same
"Doctor jeff is the best!"
*5 seconds later*
"Soctor Suzi is so much better thank that doctor jeff"
5:00 it looks like tasty pasta.
I love rewatching these and remembering what I thought about them years ago.