Randy Discovers Japanese Toilets - SOUTH PARK
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- After Ol' Blue finally breaks, Randy goes shopping for a new toilet and discovers the wonders of Japanese toilets. Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet
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Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet
Man, first half of the season was great! This is my favorite season 26 episode so far.
I don't know if this is a global release, but at least for me that link goes to a "404 page not found" on the official website.
I'm not poor
I was expecting to see a pit in the floor that you squat over. Can you do a bit on those next?
Really!! How much????
Drawing from personal experience, I can confirm that this clip faithfully portrays a man's initial experience with a Japanese toilet.
no way! it is true?
They're worth every penny for the seat warmer alone!
It was very magical
If that were true, with the way women are about toilets (and bathrooms, and bathroom activities), women in bars would ridicule dudes bragging about their Audis and Mercedes and be asking what kind of toilets those men have…..
Nooo they literally Pooh in holes in the ground 💀
What's really funny to me is that this is actually an accurate representation of Japanese toilets. Literally everything the Home Depot guy is saying is true, even the fact that the toilet can sense you walk into the room, lift the lid, and play music.
It has motion sensing and lifts it for you? I gotta buy one bruh
During my second trip to Japan as soon as we got our luggage I dragged my friend to use the toilet in the air port. The one in our hotel room was even fancier.
@@mattbellmont9380 And closes automatically too!
@@mattbellmont9380 When you talk infront of the toilet, the sensor sees you and raises the lid. You can set the default to both lids or just one.
you still need toilet paper though. that part is fake af.
I love how Randy pulls his pants down to his ankles and then waddles over to the toilet like a little kid. It’s such a small joke, but it works perfectly lol.
Lies again? Suzuki Sharp Eat Sushi
Yes, lmao - and how the music gets even more epic when he does it 🤣🤣🤣 (almost sounds like a majestic "OH YAH!")
So it does!
Joke? You guys don't do this?
@@beefcake1876 🤨
I still remember when I first took a dump at an airport in Japan, I forgot the name of the airport, but I will never ever forget the whole pooping experience. It was incredible
I love how literally everyone who experience the bidet remember using it like theyve seen the face of God
Was it Narita Airport by any chance?
@@BigDave297 I think it was !!!
Kanto?
I swore i would never use a bidet toilet until the day i had no choice. OH MY GOD!!!!!😧
I'm so happy South Park seems to be back doing random episodes about different situations instead of story driven seasons.
This whole season has been like a return to the classic stuff and it works really well
Yeah, none of which made any mentioned of the previous episode. I guess they’ve come to the point of stopping.
Yeah, I didn't care for the entire season dedicated to internet trolls.
@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 🖕🏽
@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 same. The only one I very much enjoyed was imaginationland. Such a god tier series.
As a person who recently visited Japan and had this experience, I can 100% confirm that this is accurate.
I live in Japan..have a toilet like this and never had used it....not sure why...
@@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 I live in Japan too, and I miss my toilet whenever I return the the U.S. for a visit. I try to limit my time away.
I have a Bidet toilet at home and it's worth it. Leaves you very clean and it feels like you just came out of the shower.
I dunno, I married into a Japanese family and my first toilet experience was a trough toilet you squatted over to do your business. That was the roughest deposit I ever had to make. supposedly squatting like that lines up the innards and makes it easier to get your biz done though.
@@zerogrey3798 Squatting is how humans naturally take shits. Later, in an act of defiance against God and nature we invented the toilet lol.
Randy is what kids who grew up on South Park became.
admit it you want the japanese toilet kid
I mean yeah he's basically a proxy for one or both of the writers
Randy is cool
yeah, moving to weed ranch is one of dreams up there :D
In a world of endless possibilities, why do you choose to be such a turd?
I visited Japan in 2019 and using one of these toilets was one of my most memorable experiences. I recently purchased a home and plan to install these in each bathroom.
I. Wanted. A. Urinal!
So how much do these cost?
Mans yapping, yeah sure thing you bought 5 Japanese toilets bro. Wow what a flex
I did that and also one in my kitchen.
@@MeretHeret Spoken like someone who has no clue.
South park is the light in these dark times
Always has been...
i heard people saying this season was bad though
@@incription from who? What site?? What source?? Which important person?
@@chrismedina1478 like, the adverts on insta get some hate comments, saying it was better in earlier seasons
@@chrismedina1478 the seasons are getting smaller. The last season, if I remembered, had a few episodes and specials
The hilarious part is randy is just moaning in the room while the home depot worker just waits
You can tell it's not his first rodeo
not the song? lol
Oh my god! He’s crazy
He knows that he's sold
Happens any time somebody ahs this experience.
The thing I love most is that this elaborate, beautiful showroom with champagne, velvet rope, and doorman are all inside a Home Depot.
"Sure. I did have kind of a big breakfast."
This entire episode genuinely opened my eyes to some stuff I had no idea about. Did some research and I can confirm it too. South Park has taught me so much about the world using satire and that's why I love it so much.
Yea
Bidets are standard in most of the world, and much cleaner to use, and better for your sensitive holes
Comedians can be the wisest teachers. But when the comedians are relied upon to do all the teaching, things turn into one big joke rather quickly.
@@DuskLegend my holes arent sensitive anymore brother, i have developed three (3) layers of tough skin due to our great american toylet paper!! 🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
@@brotundo after getting my toilet experience from one of my trips in Japan, there's no coming back bro. Wiping with your hands just feels dirty.
NGL I cried the first time I used a Japanese toilet. After 3 months my credit score jumped to 850, the following month I became partner at my law firm and after six months all the hair grew back on my head. Japanese toilets are a game changer. After a year I spontaneously developed a British accent and amazing physique. Because of Japanese toilets I sound like Jason Statham and look like a Greek statue.
👍😁
Good for you,now you can afford elocution lessons and not sound like a f@cking mong,like Jason stratham
Rubbish! Jason Statham is bald!
I can believe that 👍🏼
I'm sold. I will do everything in my power to own one
3:10 i love the music and ambience 😂😂😂 like he's just discovered toilet paradise
Song is Sons of Maria - Days Of Blues for those interested.
Thank you so much, you are a hero!
@@lukasbeckers2680 All good :D
I bought a bidet seat at the beginning of covid, and it's pretty damn great. It has a heated seat, heated water, varying sprays, and a dryer. It's pretty damn great.
Do you ever have to use toilet paper or does it dry well? Never tried one. Curious. Does it work even if someone had diarrhea? Curious.
@@rxanime535 it does
I only have a bidet but all the functions you listed sounds awesome.
Bet it’s a shock when you use the cold water by accident
Honestly, I bought one for covid also. I'm never going back to toilet paper. My only advice would be to spend what can afford. Like cars, there are luxury models and more economic choices. Luxury models will heat the water better, have more kinds of washes, and a better fan. Like I said, after using a bidet, I'm never going back to toilet paper.
As someone who lives in Japan, everything he is saying about what Japanese toilets come equipped with is true. They also have options such as the sounds of nature to drown out the sounds of you taking a poo. They also have a special gas they release from the bowl with covers the smell as well. And yes, they DO clean you way better than toilet paper. I haven't had to use toilet paper in 6 years.
Toilet paper should be obsolete by now with how much more convenient bidets are, there are even handheld ones. I guess public restrooms are an exception.
If that's true, you're a fucking legend.
Teach me your ways.
Highly doubt you haven't used TP at all. You still need to pat your butt dry with a few squares. The models with blow dryers don't seem to be that effective.
@@BrendonBrooks get on your knees son
3:20 🎵oh yeah...🎵
(🎵oh yeah...🎵)
🤣
I…I…I……
Randy: OH..Wooohooo..Ohhh..ahhhhh..woooohhhh.ahhh..
Name of song
The contrast between entering some flawless japanese art studio and the apron just killed me. Gotta love this show
I love how the store guy stands outside listening to Randy's first experience, just like Randy does at home! 🤣
I love the fact that Randy can read Japanese.
@@joelpichetteI also love the fact that Randy can speak fluent Japanese and write Japanese perfectly as well. He's also trained as a samurai warrior.
He is just making sure the user experience is on point!
Gotta get those reviews in!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Randy for doing the lords work.
more like the LORDE’s work haha i consider myself such a comedian
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes
@@bagofcrumbs Beat me too it
Lorde’s work
Dang, as a devout Christian...I couldn't have said it better.
People think this is a joke, but it's actually how they work
yeah, it is so I take it you own one.?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember at this one place in santa fe they have Japanese toilets. I sat down and left feeling really refreshed, like I just got out of a spa.
I’ve had layovers countless times in Japan. And the very first thing that I noticed were their amazing toilets Lmao. They’re so comfortable and it’s so funny how accurate this video is 🤣
with a Japanese toilet you don't need toilet paper it washes you clean 8 times better then toilet paper🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely loved this episode, cannot beat South Park satire to this day
180% NOT satire lol. This episode was all truth
@@nighttrain1565 that's not how satire works lol
@@soundslikepizza satire would be mocking the use of bidets, this is clearly not mocking anything lol. Satire is Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show pretending to be Republican. South Park isn't making an episode on bidets because they think they are stupid. They made the episode because they really are life-changing. Not even in the ballpark of satire 😅
@@nighttrain1565 "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." they are doing exactly that while using toilets as the exaggerated subject
@@soundslikepizza The toilet 100% do exactly everything shown in this clip. The automatic lid, the welcome jingle, the light, the warmed water, the dryer, the automatic flushing, the button controls. The only exaggeration is the employees at the store. I have seen real people react to bidets exactly the way Randy does.
Almost every line in this clip is quotable.
Im making my kids watch this with me over and over.
Cause I did kind of have a big breakfast.
I appreciate Randy instantly sounding Japanese but was waiting for the price.
2:20 They dedicated a whole museum to toilets…. That’s some dedication to toilets…
It’s more of a showroom
It's supposed to look like a premium car showroom 😅
It's a shitty business so gotta land the sale!
$10K toilets get special treatment.
Yep
This episode was hilarious
I need to watch this episode
Very nice
👍👍
👍👍👍👍
Very good
I love how he drops his pants and waddles across the room 😂 it’s the details that count
@3:40 is the BEST ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
I love how Randy is basically a main character now and I love it. I love his character 😂
I'm happy they toned it down with him. I didn't like south park when it was all Tegrity Farms and Weed and everything about Randy and less about the kids.
I appreciate it
@@wawacat6568 the whole tegrity farms fits contextually within colorado, you know, where southpark is... even the water usage episodes were current events.
@@Fraxinus4620 Gerald Broflovski (a.k.a. Skankhunt42) the King of all internet trolls.
He's been a main character for a long time. You know these clips are not the whole show. It's called South Park
Randy is us that grew up with South Park.
"we cant just get rid of old blue sharron" 😂😂
I haven’t laughed so hard from a South Park episode like this one in a while. The toilet song is so relaxing and catchy. Hilarious when randy sings in Japanese.
you should live a little and buy yourself one of those fancy Japanese toilets🤣🤣🤣
name song?
@@JRG470asking the right questions lol
When I visited Japan, my friend and I went to a bar and got drunk.
The place looked nice, but it was underneath a railway and to go the bathroom you had to cross a kind of storage construction corridor.
I wasn't even expecting a hole at this point, but man was I wrong.
I opened the door, the lights switched on, the toilet seat opened and the toilet greeted me.
Best bathroom experience ever! I came back half an hour later to my friend and told him he HAD to check out the bathroom.
i usually only recommend bathrooms with gloryholes... but i think maybe we have different friends ))
Just don't talk about it. You saw what happened to Randy. We love our old toilets! 😥
@20xitysix oddly specific
damn man did you set up a fire also 30 min my god
@@vincenthammons6705 If he's my age(74) 25 to 30 minutes is normal, I do my reading on the loo!
This felt like the best episode in a while. The Japanese music from the toilet floored me. And his ramblings in the hospital bed. Genius.
Yeah man! The “oh yeah” kills me!!
😂
The toilets that play music are only in the ladies room. Guys don't care about covering up their sounds.
This and chatgpt are the only good episodes in this season for me excited for the rest
@@timbuktuuu i liked spring break, too.
I remember arriving at Haneda for the first time and then going to the toilet after my 13h flight.
Those toilets are something else, man.
Randy's "how much?" Is beyond relatable
I love how whimsical the music is while Randy is initially talking to the employee
The Japanese really do thought of everything when they created such a cool toilet.
Ikr? Makes you wonder. I wonder if other stores sell toilets like these.
the japanese didnt invent water bidets and you can install them for cheap on any toilet but because its japanese ,yankees lose their shit and wanna drop thousands of quids on it
Give me "most bot like comment of 2023" for 500 Alex
Do thought
“Did think”
Butters admitted he sits on the toilet the other way round because it has a little shelf for him to read his comic on & place his milk on🤣🤣
Butters is so damn real
The portrayal of high-end boutique stores is spot on lol. The guy at the door reminds me of someone at a high-end jeweler, the glass of champagne reminds me of a high-end art gallery or furniture store.
even some luxury stores have it. One of my coworkers shopped at Hermes or Versace and they gave her champagne while she shopped. Even when you shop at more upscale places you will lounge on a couch while they run your card and bag your items.
My grandparents in Japan have a toilet like this and it literally opens the lid and starts playing classical music when you walk in 😆 every visit to the bathroom became an experience because of that and if I can ever afford it, I will buy one for myself 🤩
do you have one of those super deluxe Japanese toilets?🤣🤣🤣
So incredibly accurate. First time you're on a heated toilet seat bidet you're like "WHOOAHH!!!", then you're like "Whoooaaaa...", then you buy a bidet seat for every toilet in your house. 日本のトイレ indeed. (Also: "TootToot" vs "Toto" LOL)
Just realized this episode will probably do more to increase the use of bidet seats in the U.S. than anything else.
kinda off topic but it was kinda cool being able to actually read what the signs said after a month of studying japanese
it quite literally means 'japan's toilet' or 'japanese toilet'
Lol pretty much. I worked with a company that renovates disabled veterans houses and a bidet seat is always included in the bathrooms, it's a necessity for those in a wheelchair along with the roll-in shower and heated flooring we do too, it's always nice seeing how excited they get when they can finally take a dump without someone having to wipe their ass lol.
The only people surprised by bidets are Americans. Pretty much the rest of the world has figured out how much better they are all around (even very poor countries use them). Using a toilet without a bidet is frankly disgusting.
Added a bidet seat with all the bells and whistles to our commode a year ago, and can confirm it is indeed life changing!
Bought a bidet the first week of the pandemic. I'll never willingly go back
I passed thru the Japanese Airport last month and their toilets are top notch, just press the button and cleans you down there
They are magical, and the fact that they have smoking areas inside the terminals is a godsend.
It's also clean as heck. I usually use sanitizing spray to clean afterward (if toilet stall has it) or I'll feel guilty
But wouldn't whatever clean you get piss and shit on it from whoever used it beforehand?
How do you know if it cleans you did u do like a finger check or something only legit way I know is use toilet paper
@@ic95825 or you can look at data lmao
The toilet music is legendary 🤣🤣🤣
Ok...but can we talk about Randy's face, full of determination, when he pulls his pants down???
Had me dead
And that pants down walk towards the crapper… killed me😂😂😂
The most unbelievable part of this was Randy being able to find an employee to help him in Home Depot😂
Are the kids going to live at home forever
I work at HD and it's a frustrating thing. They understaff the stores to save on labor. From personal experience it's not uncommon to have only one floor sales associate per department. I love my job but I feel we can do more to help the customer by having a few extra hands on deck.
The only thing worse than not being helped at Home Depot is being helped at Home Depot. I ordered new kitchen cabinets including installation but they never scheduled the install, only the delivery. My entire condo was full of massive boxes for a week. They sub-contract everything and absolutely do not care.
They do have employees, it's just that they are trained not to make eye contact with the customer and to run in the opposite direction if you get within 25 feet of them.
As someone who walks fast it only takes me a about two minutes to talk across home Depot. In pretty much guaranteed to find somebody to help
i absolutely love how they go with the flow of time and putting actual stuff tha's relevant now in their episodes like hogwarts legacy i think when it comes to this soutpark is very unique
They did it in the past as well, just not that often.
From the top of my head, I remember they did World of warcraft and High School Musical when they were relevant.
@@palwatcher6903 yes it's not new for them but i think this is the latest thing besides the covid specials
It helps that they're able to slam each episode out in six days
They are able to turn around an episode very quickly. That's why they can do it while other shows can't.
They're the best in the business for relevancy, and the funniest too. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve all the credit in the world for what they've created.
I live in Japan. This is spot on. Our toilet plays music when you are having a loud movement.
I went to a Japanese hotel in Manhattan for work- it was the only hotel available in the area. The concierge kept saying "each room comes with a smart toilet", but I didn't understand. I finally tried one out. After you go, there were 3 different cleaning cycles to choose from, sort of like a modern car wash. Also, you could choose "back" or "front", I assume the latter is for menstruating women (as a male I did not try). A little arm swings out under your butt, and proceeds to do a power wash. Even the gentle cycle was almost too much for me. After that, a tiny hair dryer swings out and dries everything up. No toilet paper needed.
Honestly. This is probably the very best commercial of toilets I have ever seen. Even I want one
Do it man, its worth it. You can just buy the bidet seat. I bought one from Costco. It has the heated seat and water and a fan.
all toilet paper does is spread shit around your asshole. invest in a bidet. i got a cheap one from Home Depot. back in the day, we used a bucket of water with a small cup to wash with.
How much?
@@zipkivol you can buy a cheap "starter" bidet at Home Depot. No more than $50
I am baffled that South Park was able to perfectly recreate my first experience purchasing/using a Japanese toilet. That was 4 years ago so this was nostalgic AF
The Japanese just do things Better bruh, little island country still leading the way.
ok
I love my Japanese toilet. Can't go back.
Even the champagne?
@@richardprice7314 Even the champagne. All the way down to the little closet test room. It was amazing
I lost it when the damn song would play everytime someone used the japanese toilet XD
Do you know the name of the song?
@@jayr6777 Looking for that too
@@jayr6777 Days of Blues by Sons of Maria. You Are Welcome.
Song is Day of Blues by Sons of Maria 🎶
Bought a bidet just a few days before this episode aired. 20 dollars. Life changing. I now cannot imagine going back, and question why it's not standard/built into toilets.
There is a history about that. During WWII American soldiers visited French brothels and the brothels had bidets, and it was associated with a culture that was "dirty." So it was frowned upon or looked at with reproach. Funny... it keeps you more clean than toilet paper, but we didn't want to be associated with that "bidets" and it never was accepted or adopted here since. Backwards.
Big Toilet Paper protecting their turf
I feel like it’s going to spray other peoples’ waste into my butt.
Can't wait for someone who's seen this to go to Japan, fully expecting to see this futuristic toilet, and ending up in an old-school bathroom with a squat toilet.
There are the squat toilets. But then there are toilets with a bidet but without a blow dryer. When you realize you have to dry yourself with toilet paper, you'll feel cheated. Best advice is to use the toilets at the hotel. Those are always the best toilets.
Lol, those are disappearing even here in the boonies. I see them in old buildings and schools, but even most older buildings have remodeled to western style toilets. 'course still see Ojii-san taking a leak on the side of the road..
It's now different to going to a place on America with no toilet inside, and an outhouse in back.
@@jackson5116 Born and raised in the US and I've literally never even seen an outhouse, tho...
@@devinwalker9202 I have an unheated outhouse at work. Really sucks to use this time of year.
That's fkn hilarious. I was walking my jobsite with my architect yesterday, and she was telling me about Japanese toilets. Spot on. 😂😂
Gotta love the amount of detail put into the old toilet to make it look broken.
I have tried a Japanese toilet. It's really nice 😂
Facts when I didn’t see my family in Japan for a while I forgot what the toilets there were like so when I went back to uk, I was in shock when I sat down from how cold the seat was
Very jealous! I would absolutely love one.
Obviously you sell weed.
Bobby Kennedy is it you?
For real?!
The most real and actually helpful pro environment and pro health episode any show has done
How pro environment?
They probably referred to how much toilet paper we need and how much trees that needs to be cut.
That sorta thing made me reconsider of how I buy and use toilet papers.
Woah woah. Dude you don’t wanna get shot by THEM.
@@thiccbaby2967big toilet
@@theanimeunderworld8338 if you didn’t understand from the episode, I won’t be able to explain it to you.
Randys my favourite south park parent❤😂
0:53 so when she does it it’s eww but when randy does it he’s impressed?
This part when Sharon said Randy twice sound hilarious. 0:12
Literally me right now at a Japanese hotel’s toilet. 😂
Toto has literally changed my life.
I bless the rains
Same, such a value
I lived in Japan. I used a toilet there some time ago at a party that the water checks the PH levels in your poo. So basically, Its gives you a detailed idea of what vitamins you’re missing in your diet just by checking the ph levels of your stool. Yah, I know… unreal stuff
gtfoh
Really that sounds very helpful
My mind is genuinely blown by this information
You are mad😮
They need to install a bowel cancer check system, too. That would save so many lives.
If Randy didn't constantly brag, he could've kept that toilet.
First time I was in Korea, I had to take a dump so badly in a Museum. I stayed in the bathroom for a good 45 minutes. Nice warm seat and all the bells and whistles.
The toilet paper companies surely wont like this
They address that in the episode
Big tp
Still need tp to wipe and dry, after using bidet.
Can we just appreciate that, despite the fact it will internationally be available for free to watch online this sunday and that you have been releasing your episodes for free since such a long time, you still bother to officially air an almost 4-min clip/teaser before most of the world has seen the episode, anyway? Matt, Trey, you guys have always been treasures to the world of comedy entertainment, animation and television. You're truly a gift to mankind and I'm glad that I've been able to witness your work since... forever! You guys absolutely never fail to bring a smile to my face. You're awesome, kewl and totally not fat!
Suck up
how do you watch it free ?
@@pedrum23 The top comment has the link, its pinned
I went to Japan in 2006 and found the toilets superb. It’s true, they clean better than toilet paper. I love the ones with the seat warmers.
This episode actually had an amazing message. We literally spend millions of trees for toilet paper. Using a toilet that washes you with water can save millions of trees. But toilet paper companies have too much control. Great episode
What kind of control exactly? I mean its not like they are heckler and koch who pass legislation to lower public transport budget so you guys have shitty mrt/train system and force people to commute with car.
Doesnt even have to be japanese style with warmer. Just a sprayer on the side of the toilet and spray your butt once you finish taking a shit will save alot of toilet paper.
@@riamuratesx9457 ya bidets are great i love mine
Blow your mind more, most toilets have a faucet built in in the top. So when you flush, the water that fills the tank pours up and out for you to wash your hands, then flows down into the tank. No need to use a separate sink. Though the spacy ones don't do this anymore.
Serious question: what do you do without toilet paper when your butt is dripping wet? I've used a bidet before, and I had to use more toilet paper than I ordinarily would have because I had to dry off my butt that was now dripping wet with water. I don't get it
@@rustyshackelford3371 toilet has air drier built in to blow dry your ass.
@1:59 Kohler Veil intelligent Toilet was displayed at "Japanese toilet section" 😀
Legit, this the reaction of anyone who uses those toilets, they are amazing
Randy's reaction is 100% truth. My GF hates South Park but could not stop laughing because we both had the exact same reaction.
I hope South Park will never end. Was 14 when it comes to television. Good memorys sitting there with friends and have so much fun watching.
it will when the writers decide it will sadly but so far, they keep on going which is great.
As someone who only bought a bidet attachment for my toilet about two years ago I can already confirm Randy's reaction. I feel so much cleaner and less wasteful.
You think an electronicly operated, factory made PLASTIC seat is less wasteful than biodegrable toilet paper?... jesus the adverts have done a number on your rational.
@@llywelynddraig853 You do know that every other normal toilet seats are also made out of plastic anyway, right?
@@llywelynddraig853 An average American family uses around 500 rolls per year
Now factor in growing time for trees to reach maturity (10-20 years) and where it's come ftom; forest farm or ancient woodland / habitat destruction?
Then there is the transportation of wood, processing it into paper, making it suitable for purpose (bleaching, chemicals) and then transporting it to the store (wrapped in plastic packaging) and then you having to go out and buy it...
The tons of fuel burnt so you can wipe your butt is definitely greater than the toilet seat which should hopefully last for decades?
Also, people don't realise that tissue and toilet paper actually contain micro plastics (aka cellulose), these go on to cause real problems for municipal filtering and likely end up in our drinking water / ecosystems anyway.
Im sure you clean your butt in the shower, so why not do it at the toilet as well?
Every person I try to recommend this to in real life thinks it's weird. Doesn't matter how many analogies I try to use like wiping shit off your bare hands using nothing more than a paper towel, it's always the same.
I had the attachment, ended up using more paper than before to wipe the water off of the butt (it would wet the full moon too tooo much). I don't think I can afford (or have room for) the jet dry.
It’s funny how Randy doesn’t react to a toilet having a Bluetooth functions but he can’t believe it has seat warmer
Once you stop using paper you can never go back.
Its funny how this episode actually is satire but manages to hammer home some very good points
The joys of using a Japanese toilet.
Although there was that one time I had to search for the instructions for a toilet model online via wifi as I couldn’t figure out which of the 40 or so buttons was the flush!
The toilet welcome song is “Days of Blues” by Sons of Maria
This is an insanely accurate depiction of how my Father feels about his fancy toilet. 😂
Japanese toilets are god tier 👌
3:38 ….and that’s when I had to pause it to LMAO!!!! 😂
I stayed in Berlin for a couple of days and my room was equipped with a Japanese toilet just like this. Upon trying it out for the first time I basically had the exact same reaction as Randy, perhaps even with more enthusiasm. An experience I can only hope and dream to have again.
the toilet cleans you, so you do not need toilet paper it's the way of the future kids🤣🤣🤣
They really put a lot of detail into the home Depot set
I love that music playing whenever someone uses the toilet. And I love how Randy took his pants off BEFORE he reached the toilet. That awkward walk. LMFAO Nobody does toilet humor better than South Park.
Later on in the episode he starts singing along to it, haha. Great tune though.
Any idea if it's like a song or something? I dunno, it activated some calm in me, really want to listen to it
@@dba1222 It's "Days of Blues" by Sons of Maria.
@@s4nder86 Brah. You're the fucking man.
I had no intention of ever buying a Japanese toilet in my life before this episode. Now it will be the first thing I add to a home I somehow can eventually buy.
I love how the Home depot guy was eavesdropping, but when Randy came out he took two steps back.
Owning a Japanese toilet is one of my life goals. 😊
just buy a $20 bidet at home depot while you save up for that hi tech Japanese toilet
It’s ruined my life. I used to travel and enjoy myself. Now I’m tethered to my toilet because wiping my own ass makes me want to throw up.
I don’t know how you all live like this.
regular bidet for under $100. you can get a high end one for $500. does most of what JP one does. look up: Swipe+ bidet
Start saving now.
I'm building a house at the moment and my wife is insisting on getting a toto.
They are 20,000 dollars!!!!
toto is like the Apple computer of the toilet industry👌
0:42 Hahaha Marriage
when he said heated seat every man turn and looked at this homedepot man xD
"You're mad..." 😂
I'm a person who doesn't need a lot of expensive things to be happy. However, if I won the lottery I'd definitely buy a Japanese toilet. They sound awesome.
You can get virtually all the features with just the seat. They range from just the bidet for $30 to one with the heated seat, heated water, dryer, nightlight, auto-open, pre-mist, and deodorizer for a few hundred. You definitely do not need a full toilet. It sounds dumb, but it's sort of a quality of life game changer. Spend the $30 you'll regret every day you didn't.
Bruhh every time that peaceful "you're in paradise" song started playing I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks South Park you just inspired me to go out and upgrade my bidet.
Can we all appreciate the fact that they nailed the look and feel of the Home Depot.
I went to Kyoto Japan last 2019 and Randy's experience is similar to what I felt back then.