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  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple 9 днів тому +5276

    *I sentence you to 40 minutes of left-leaning white guy essay commentary video*

  • @gurugru5958
    @gurugru5958 8 днів тому +835

    I literally can't stand looking at this guy's face. He's the epitome of "I can say anything I want behind a screen." He's the epitome of smug.

    • @neonpink5556
      @neonpink5556 8 днів тому +39

      He's if the DreamWorks Face was a person

    • @freespeechenjoyer
      @freespeechenjoyer 7 днів тому +6

      @@neonpink5556 That nails it lmao

    • @BenWeiss-f9p
      @BenWeiss-f9p 6 днів тому

      Lol no that's tom and destiny, they openly espouse fascist ideas that would have them stomped if they did so irl.

    • @glitter_rose8887
      @glitter_rose8887 5 днів тому +10

      I could never take this guy seriously because he looks like the kid from Polar Express

    • @BenWeiss-f9p
      @BenWeiss-f9p 5 днів тому

      @@gurugru5958 lol that's tom, if he said 10% of his fascist adjacent nonsense irl he'd be constantly getting smacked around

  • @DaveyBlade13
    @DaveyBlade13 9 днів тому +2457

    Jake Doin’alittleTooMuch

  • @venomsnekko
    @venomsnekko 9 днів тому +672

    That bit where he laughs and cheers at his own Trump joke caused me physical pain.

    • @LostPhotograph
      @LostPhotograph 7 днів тому +32

      I think he knows it's a bad joke. That's the joke.

    • @BigUpsWingBoy4000
      @BigUpsWingBoy4000 6 днів тому +20

      @LostPhotograph the joke is that he's an unfunny soyboy? Man I wonder why other massive comedians don't try this absolute golden comedic bit too

    • @pantostado5726
      @pantostado5726 6 днів тому +10

      ​@@BigUpsWingBoy4000i believe he means like dadjokes, but dadjokes are still funny even when they are bad, he tried to do that, but the execution is weak.

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 6 днів тому +8

      i like a good random political joke as much as the next guy but "Trump is orange" isn't even political so why even bring Trump up if that's all you got

    • @midi_enjoyer
      @midi_enjoyer 3 дні тому

      actually that's what caused his knee, surgery

  • @LilHedgedude
    @LilHedgedude 9 днів тому +1226

    Knee surgery is SO last year, I had my colon removed because I was diagnosed a genetic poopmaxxing queen

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 9 днів тому

      Knee surgery is vage he should be more specific.

    • @glowrillaz
      @glowrillaz 9 днів тому +29

      I'd donate to that

    • @littlegiantj8761
      @littlegiantj8761 9 днів тому +68

      I removed my brain and became a Hasan subscriber

    • @OMGSEASALT
      @OMGSEASALT 8 днів тому

      is there a charity I can donate that will go straight to you queen?

    • @Pickledpaula
      @Pickledpaula 8 днів тому +11

      I actually got my colon removed lol I am actually the queen

  • @wiktorjaworski7069
    @wiktorjaworski7069 8 днів тому +114

    two of the most insufferable people on the internet have just started beefing

    • @toot8510
      @toot8510 8 днів тому +21

      literally coleslaw vs potato salad

  • @XCHADHIGGINSX
    @XCHADHIGGINSX 9 днів тому +825

    It's so funny because that is like the worst "blackmail" ever. "I will expose you and ruin your entire career for... not donating to my charity." Yeah, I'm sure there will be riots on the streets.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 9 днів тому +41

      Bro made dark grey mail💀

    • @HenryGreenEngine3
      @HenryGreenEngine3 9 днів тому +9

      brown mail

    • @as3609
      @as3609 9 днів тому

      @@Flesh_Wizard Typing like a N- gets you tossed in the woodchipper with the rest of them, sorry 'bro 💀'

    • @DarrenGriffitt
      @DarrenGriffitt 9 днів тому +6

      Isn't it technically extortion if money is involved? Or am I wrong? (not that it matters, lmao)

    • @markoliver314
      @markoliver314 9 днів тому

      @@DarrenGriffittit is extortion. That’s why he’s not dropping names to avoid lawsuits….

  • @Adventurerer
    @Adventurerer 8 днів тому +263

    this dude has a shane dawson cutout behind him and wonders why his career is cursed

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 6 днів тому +19

      and he used a James Charles intro slogan for a long time, for no reason

    • @krakatoom
      @krakatoom 3 дні тому +3

      And a james Charles cut out too...who wonders...

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 3 дні тому +1

      @@krakatoom he used to start every video saying "hi sisters" like James Charles. Tom isn't cherry-picking when he includes multiple clips of him saying that

    • @bitty_beastly47
      @bitty_beastly47 56 хвилин тому

      "Shane Dawson ate a giant chocolate cake in front of the WHOLE school!" -Harry partridge

    • @user-fj4ih2uk9o
      @user-fj4ih2uk9o 19 хвилин тому

      speaking of shane dawson, what has he done to be so controversial? I know abt the cat thing, which i'm pretty sure was a joke. i'm assuming thats not all there is

  • @jormy49
    @jormy49 9 днів тому +839

    I am relieved this is not about me

  • @PurpleBadgerHaze
    @PurpleBadgerHaze 9 днів тому +779

    I'm a simple man.
    I see Doolittle hate, and I click.

  • @chrispember172
    @chrispember172 9 днів тому +402

    LOL this guy is a huge clown. he's the type of person where everything is transactional, all his friendships, everything. never let him do a favor because he will expect a donation afterwards

    • @Kokomojoe420
      @Kokomojoe420 9 днів тому +20

      Ya he's the kind of dude that's like "Hey you got that $2 dollars I let you borrow last week?"

    • @shobooknight
      @shobooknight 9 днів тому +26

      ​@@Kokomojoe420 more like can you venmo me $2 for that cup of coffee I just offered you

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 8 днів тому

      Sociopathic

    • @freespeechenjoyer
      @freespeechenjoyer 7 днів тому

      @@Kokomojoe420 With interest 😂

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 День тому

      What’s wild is he has a long term gf

  • @DabbleDo
    @DabbleDo 9 днів тому +439

    Can’t wait to watch this during my evening knee surgery, as soon as I’m done with knee surgery

    • @PurpleBadgerHaze
      @PurpleBadgerHaze 9 днів тому +11

      @@DabbleDo did you get a knee scan? A knee MRI? Now, is it a double knee surgery, or a single knee surgery? Has your knee been scoped?
      Knee.
      KnEe.
      KNEE!

    • @YetAnotherManWithNoName
      @YetAnotherManWithNoName 9 днів тому +13

      That reminds me of the time I had to have three knee surgeries in the same year. Writing this comment as I am actively in the hospital about to have my next knee surgery.

    • @selcatron
      @selcatron 9 днів тому

      @@DabbleDo came back to finish the video and realized you prolly not actually getting knee surgery 😂

    • @bigjef362
      @bigjef362 8 днів тому +9

      hey! can this wait? I'm currently actively at the literal hospital looking at the INSIDE of my knee about to have knee surgery.

    • @Madachu1
      @Madachu1 8 днів тому

      As a knee surgery activist I believe everyone with a knee should feel responsible enough to have knee surgery at least once. Don’t be a knee fascist bigot, go experience your own knee surgery journey.

  • @calliastah4115
    @calliastah4115 9 днів тому +703

    How is calling out someone's armpit stretchmarks a 'gotcha' moment? LMAO

    • @addy9815
      @addy9815 9 днів тому +147

      RIGHT? Especially when you are trying to defend body positivity

    • @dnrfrank
      @dnrfrank 9 днів тому

      @@addy9815 body positivity but only for the people i like okay

    • @Chinese_Water
      @Chinese_Water 9 днів тому +79

      breadtube is the best exhibition of the horseshoe theory

    • @buddygang9834
      @buddygang9834 9 днів тому

      especially when the guy calling him out is so pudgy and out of shape

    • @StarmanUltimate26
      @StarmanUltimate26 9 днів тому +18

      I think it's more of two things either 1 he's insecure over his body, like think about it. Why would he talk about fat acceptance but when someone tells them to improve their body through the gym, it exposes their problems and they're trying to suppress it through insults
      2 he's using the ideology of the left as a mask to cover his insecurities and or to hide his actual beliefs which could hurt his income on youtube due to his audience being far left or maybe for money. Likely the ladder ,money and insecure.
      jake just has to be himself, dont try to use your politics to put on a mask, just be yourself

  • @AdministrativeResults
    @AdministrativeResults 9 днів тому +140

    Physiognomy checks out

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 8 днів тому +15

      They really do all look the same.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 8 днів тому +23

      Phenotype checks out

    • @XxskidudekidxX
      @XxskidudekidxX 8 днів тому +7

      Lol AR watches Turkey Tom

    • @EditCCEnjoyer
      @EditCCEnjoyer 8 днів тому +7

      @@AC-hj9tvobviously you havent seen the Arischer Übermensch vom Hyperborea

    • @charlie1832
      @charlie1832 7 днів тому +4

      Didn’t expect to see you in here

  • @Poodle666
    @Poodle666 9 днів тому +1161

    Being subbed to Tom on every channel got me watching Doolittle 8 times this week. Imagine being this guy and every day there is a new video with your face in the thumbnail being called “SOY BOY”

    • @jdfaust
      @jdfaust 9 днів тому +49

      Yeah it’s called being short on content lol

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 9 днів тому +133

      ERM... WAITER!!! MORE SLOP PLEASE!!!

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 9 днів тому +23

      ​@@Flesh_Wizard "yes sir😢"

    • @buddygang9834
      @buddygang9834 9 днів тому +22

      @@jdfaust when you follow like 3 shitpost accounts idk what you expect

    • @otto_von
      @otto_von 9 днів тому

      cringe furry

  • @catbuthuman
    @catbuthuman 9 днів тому +203

    Jake says “my knee” more than the “my leg” fish from SpongeBob talks about his hurt leg.

    • @supercharliegalaxy
      @supercharliegalaxy 8 днів тому +5

      Funnily enough I have sciatica which has me yelling "MY LEG!" at least once a day! XD

  • @BraveJake
    @BraveJake 9 днів тому +965

    tom is my favorite black content creator

  • @cleoh666
    @cleoh666 9 днів тому +87

    He seems incredibly entitled...

    • @annjepsen1621
      @annjepsen1621 9 днів тому +16

      This. 100%. I've watched his videos on and off through the years and he is so damn entitled and uses his disability as a shield for being a jerk.

  • @sandpiper5705
    @sandpiper5705 9 днів тому +255

    Let's be real here. Jake was mad about Ethan getting donations for his Lupus scare and he can't get donations for his charity. Jake is not even close to being as big as h3, he is so delusional.

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 9 днів тому +1

      What did he use for that ego high?

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 7 днів тому +2

      If really reminds me of that IPOS guy with the entitlement
      I guess it's a common soyboy cow trait

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 9 днів тому +114

    Tom the type of guy to make 40 videos on one dude for his vod channel and then post a summary video on his secondary channel.

  • @hathatterhat
    @hathatterhat 9 днів тому +373

    Everyone on earth has recieved a death threat from someone online. It literally means nothing.

    • @Robstrap
      @Robstrap 9 днів тому +36

      I get a death threat every other CS game

    • @dnrfrank
      @dnrfrank 9 днів тому +39

      tyler the creator cyberbullying tweet

    • @porkerpete7722
      @porkerpete7722 9 днів тому +7

      Kind of like the Healthcare CEO....OH wait...

    • @ChannelStowyn
      @ChannelStowyn 9 днів тому +22

      No one's threatened to kill me online yet... I feel left out

    • @sjofas
      @sjofas 9 днів тому +15

      @@ChannelStowynme too :( been online for 15 years and none

  • @VoidTracks
    @VoidTracks 9 днів тому +58

    My mom got diagnosed with Lupus shorty after I was born (most likely triggered by child birth) and I still think lupus jokes are funny as fuck. It is for sure very debilitating but sometimes you just have to laugh at the absurdity of life otherwise you'll be fucking miserable with the suffering that is "life".

    • @giannidcenzo
      @giannidcenzo 9 днів тому +3

    • @Jomi91
      @Jomi91 9 днів тому +2

      My mum is actively in the hospital (knee surgery).

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 8 днів тому +3

      My mom has a severe case of CNS Lupus and basically bed ridden all the time since it feels like a really bad Flu/Hangover constantly.

    • @VoidTracks
      @VoidTracks 8 днів тому +1

      @@shaynalange7488 Pretty much the same case with my mom. Hers is in her kidneys. Growing up she was in and out of the hospital all the time and when she was having her "good days" it was pretty much the equivalent of having the flu.

    • @Frick8375
      @Frick8375 5 днів тому

      Yikes.

  • @1birdwatcherr
    @1birdwatcherr 9 днів тому +151

    0:42 who's gonna tell him...

    • @Alliebean32
      @Alliebean32 9 днів тому +39

      The self recognizing zoom in 15 seconds later 😂

  • @curlyfrysamurai
    @curlyfrysamurai 9 днів тому +79

    Homie got Syndrome Syndrome

  • @CROMSCOOKING
    @CROMSCOOKING 9 днів тому +405

    Tom Tillywacker

  • @williamb2001
    @williamb2001 9 днів тому +120

    Jokes aside, the non profit is an absolutely insane idea. It’s essentially welfare but without any controls. It’s almost a lottery.
    If you’re going to donate to a charity (unless you’re wealthy, you shouldn’t be, a quarter of your paycheck is already enough), donate to one that at least has controls and a solid plan. Not some idiot on youtube giving a random person $500 a month.

    • @selcatron
      @selcatron 9 днів тому +11

      It's shocking to me that he thinks people should pay to prop up a bunch of employees he apparently has and needs to randomly give someone $500 lol

    • @em84c
      @em84c 9 днів тому +6

      ​@@selcatronyea i don't get why he has employees and volunteers if all he does is PayPal $500 to one person a month.
      He could just donate $500 to a go a fund me once a month.
      It sounds like he just wants his own charity to look good. I can understand why people start a charity in the name of a loved one who died. They want the persona name to be remembered and like their death wasn't in vain.

    • @OMGSEASALT
      @OMGSEASALT 8 днів тому +3

      It's his own non profit so he's using it as a shield and an income source.

    • @kevinteixeira6579
      @kevinteixeira6579 8 днів тому

      Especially in this economy. $500 is basically nothing. If this was like 1995, sure. But that's not even a month's rent anymore. Hell, that's barely enough for groceries nowadays. This is why no one wants to donate to his pointless charity. He isn't really helping anyone with only 500 bucks. He really should just shut this stupid thing down and focus on all his knee surgeries.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 9 днів тому +117

    I don't really care if someone has high or low testosterone, just don't be a jerk. Unfortunately, Jake is quite a jerk.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 9 днів тому

      Do you know who does really care if you have high testosterone?
      Women….

  • @robertdegiorno8690
    @robertdegiorno8690 9 днів тому +36

    his language is so revealing about how his mind operates. He says "you're making all this money and you wont donate to my charity. what're WE doing here?" and it's just so insane cuz there is no "we" in this scenario. People don't need his approval for what they do their money with, that is entirely their choice. He talks about it like they took his money and they wont give it back. He's mind bendingly entitled.

  • @yoboyfargoth1208
    @yoboyfargoth1208 9 днів тому +621

    What if ethan is online transitioned so Jake Doolittle could replace xim/xer without anyone noticing?

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 9 днів тому +20

      is that supposed to be funny?

    • @solosagara6940
      @solosagara6940 9 днів тому +87

      ​@eleven-hopper it's not funny. It's hilarious.

    • @arcanefrg9747
      @arcanefrg9747 9 днів тому +18

      i thought it was an ethan is online vid lol. proof of the 0:30 point

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 9 днів тому

      @@solosagara6940 sure...

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee 9 днів тому

      ​@@eleven-hopper Are you supposed to be a dry blanket?
      Get it?
      Because you're a wet blanket.

  • @chloemackinly6762
    @chloemackinly6762 9 днів тому +58

    "Jake do little cardio" actually sent me lmao

  • @bradblumhof6917
    @bradblumhof6917 9 днів тому +56

    I don't like Ethan and I have Lupus (which is very rare for men) but what he said was not insensitive whatsoever. It was obviously just joking around. Hell, most people don't even know what Lupus entails but it is kinda a fun word to say for some reason.
    For the record, it does suck to have, but it's not the worst and everyone experiences it differently. I'd rather have Lupus than cancer, that's for sure.

    • @joseroa5243
      @joseroa5243 9 днів тому

      And having a knee surgery? Jake make it sounds worst than cancer

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 3 дні тому +1

      God bless you, homey. I hope you’re doing alright

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 9 днів тому +43

    "erm Im a nice guy, so if anyone doesnt listen to me then they must be.....bad guys."

  • @maxrydzyn6263
    @maxrydzyn6263 9 днів тому +123

    Not 100% related, but Danny Gonzalez (Drew, Kurtis etc) to breadtube pipeline is so real. One day I was watching Danny collab with Nickisnotgreen and suddenly half of my 4u is leftie semi-political content made by people that look and act the same to the point I can't even tell them apart. As a queer looser, living in a country that's hostile towards any minority, I got really pulled into it and ended up wasting my time on petty drama I don't even care about or straight up disagree with their opinion. I'm actually happy that some of those people turn out to be in the wrong, cuz it lets me see behind the positivity, acceptance, equality sugarcoating they do. I'm guessing a big chunk of their viewers might be just like that - bullied kids looking for support on UA-cam

    • @blakebroussard3122
      @blakebroussard3122 9 днів тому +14

      What…

    • @blakebroussard3122
      @blakebroussard3122 9 днів тому

      Yea these soy boys need to do the grift better!
      Their red pilled equivalents are busy with ADULT scams (crypto scamming, human trafficking, etc) and these #SNOWFLAKES should take notes!

    • @jdfaust
      @jdfaust 9 днів тому +14

      First, Danny really doesn’t get too political. Second, what?

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 9 днів тому +47

      ​@@jdfaustI think OP is saying after watching Danny videos, UA-cam will recommend left wing videos

    • @maxrydzyn6263
      @maxrydzyn6263 9 днів тому +6

      @jdfaust that's what I mean, he doesn't. I got to the political ones through stuff like collabs, mentions or even their Minecraft server

  • @Evancrowell-OUTBREAK
    @Evancrowell-OUTBREAK 8 днів тому +42

    He’s the type of guy to tell a girl that they’re lucky to be with him

    • @Fableeyes
      @Fableeyes 18 годин тому

      Omg you're so right, and it makes me angry.

  • @317NEETz
    @317NEETz 9 днів тому +62

    Very bold of Tom to talk about a soy boy when he’s -1 edge point away from looking like one

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 9 днів тому +8

      All he needs to do is get glasses and grow a beard. -2 edgy points

    • @317NEETz
      @317NEETz 9 днів тому

      @ you’re right actually

    • @CrashoutsDaily
      @CrashoutsDaily День тому

      Twink > soyboy

  • @Curtis248
    @Curtis248 9 днів тому +53

    As someone who’s had an autoimmune disease since infancy Jake disgusts me. Throwing stones and immediately hiding behind his illness is despicable, I’ve had chronic pain my whole life and sometimes it gets the better of me but my illness is never a justification for bad behavior or mistreatment of others. Regardless of his health he deserves all the hate he’s getting and even more for trying to use his condition as a shield form criticism.

    • @lisarodriguez6966
      @lisarodriguez6966 9 днів тому +9

      That's the thing that's so frustrating. I've had pain since my disability in 2005. Over 60% of my body. If I'm awake or conscious, I'm in pain. Yet I have never used this as a pass to mistreat anyone. Jake used his pain to mistreat so many, en masse.
      We can't be a minority for those with chronic or consistent pain.

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 8 днів тому +4

      I suffer from Fibromyalgia and arthritis at 28, and I too don't use my illnesses for a reason to be a bad person and use it as an excuse.

    • @zogwort1522
      @zogwort1522 8 днів тому

      Yeah but did your autoimmune disease also give you a punchable baby face? If not then you can't understand his lived experience.

  • @Hash1Suspect
    @Hash1Suspect 9 днів тому +87

    Jake drives me insane when he says "its tax deductible" yeah sure, but that not bringing anybody into a lower tax bracket with that measly $500 donation, and also THEY STILL HAVE TO SPEND THE FUCKIN $500! No wonder his mommy runs his LLC (yes she is the ONLY registered agent to his LLC, all public info) and manages his finances, he is an actual brainlet.

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 9 днів тому +12

      I honestly hope she is skimming off the top to make up for him bankrupting her his whole life.

  • @MedicallyHigh
    @MedicallyHigh 7 днів тому +22

    He once asked me to help him learn more about children that have open heart surgery in a video of his. He asked me to DM him, I poured my heart out on my late sister’s lifelong struggle of having 2 open heart surgery while living with a severe genetic deletion syndrome. It took me over 20mins to tell him everything and anything about my sister and all that happened to my family over the years. That was 2 months ago, he never even read it. Not even left on read, just flat out ignored after being asked to tell him all this. It broke my heart. I thought my sister’s story might help others going through the same. Instead I was ignored and it broke my heart knowing she was ignored once again in life…..
    Rest in Peace Gracie Lou 1998 - 2020 💛🌻
    ~from your big brother, still trying to do good by your name 💛🌻

  • @seanyjizz
    @seanyjizz 9 днів тому +149

    Hearing a dude that doesn’t have a real job doing physical labor complaining about body pain bothers me more than anything

    • @notnoaintno5134
      @notnoaintno5134 9 днів тому +35

      he doesn't get any exercise so his body is falling apart

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 9 днів тому +3

      His mom handles all his finances and domestic jobs..

    • @MervtheWarlord
      @MervtheWarlord 9 днів тому

      he looks like he has the testosterone levels of a 6 year old boy

    • @bio-plasmictoad5311
      @bio-plasmictoad5311 9 днів тому +5

      That's probably why, if you don't do shit your body will get pains.

    • @doggishcat8309
      @doggishcat8309 9 днів тому +24

      I mean, maybe the physical pain is why he doesn't have a physical labor job.

  • @alyssa444
    @alyssa444 9 днів тому +21

    My grandfather died of lupus. Jake is just using lupus as a crutch to attack Ethan. Lupus is a serious disease yes, but Ethan never stated otherwise. Hateful people just always look for something to complain about. Just be loving and lighthearted

    • @Fableeyes
      @Fableeyes 18 годин тому

      Rest in peace to your grandfather

  • @KIIB0
    @KIIB0 9 днів тому +178

    Tom cutting his neet bowlcut and revealing double pierced ears was probably the best decision he's made as a commentary channel

    • @seems_goodlol
      @seems_goodlol 9 днів тому +14

      Slopentary

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 9 днів тому +18

      He sloptimised his look

    • @BillyBob-kj4qq
      @BillyBob-kj4qq 9 днів тому +7

      Every time tom changes his look, it's like a Goose Wayne reveal

    • @zettman2228
      @zettman2228 9 днів тому

      Twink channel

    • @nutslut
      @nutslut 9 днів тому

      it still looks dry as fuck tho. I wanna slather it in leave in conditioner

  • @BlaqAdam
    @BlaqAdam 9 днів тому +38

    Jake Doolittle, Ethan is online, Demon Mamma, and Boblax are all the same people and there’s no way to convince me otherwise.

  • @Garbologist
    @Garbologist 8 днів тому +21

    “Doolittle? Do little cardio?” That made me laugh out loud lmao that dude is pretty funny

  • @Hoganply
    @Hoganply 9 днів тому +29

    Guy's not only a slitherer-level nice guy with all the textbook emotional blackmail and vindictiveness, he's also a stalker.
    The fact that it never crosses his mind that _he_ might be the reason people are ghosting him tells us and those he wants to collab with everything.

    • @Fableeyes
      @Fableeyes 18 годин тому

      I used to like him, then the charity thing happened, THEN found out about the stalking. Screw him, he's a freak

  • @kraken8i437
    @kraken8i437 9 днів тому +63

    That pause at 1:25 is diabolical 😭

    • @youngk4455
      @youngk4455 7 днів тому

      Yooo who is the kid in the background 😂😂

    • @matt2569
      @matt2569 7 днів тому

      I swear this guy looks like the riddler

    • @vonbeedle554
      @vonbeedle554 5 днів тому

      "can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhh"

  • @drtenderoni
    @drtenderoni 9 днів тому +26

    “No youtuber has ever inquired about never stop”
    1 video later
    “I was butthurt because someone inquired about never stop and then stopped talking to me”

  • @ProjectOrbs1
    @ProjectOrbs1 9 днів тому +69

    Jake Freaklittle

  • @Ivan220996
    @Ivan220996 9 днів тому +57

    12:06 ... wow so Ethan clearly didn't want to hire for a remote position and he was nice enough to still give the guy the money and even acted like the guy had a chance for a job, which i don't think he ever did because it seems Ethan wasn't looking for a remote worker from Maine... and the kid is still mad 😂 thats crazy.. imagine the entitlement

  • @ripple329
    @ripple329 9 днів тому +30

    Threatening to drop names doesn’t even make sense because he already said nobody has donated and there’s only a couple ppl he’s collabed with.. so if you’re asking “is he talking about x?” the answer is yes lol

  • @Chinese_Water
    @Chinese_Water 9 днів тому +17

    Its insane seeing people in his comment section still acting like he did nothing wrong

  • @pixie._.b00
    @pixie._.b00 9 днів тому +44

    thank you tom
    i was stuck in traffic with my 3 month old
    i turned on the first video i saw on youtube and he watched it all

    • @addy9815
      @addy9815 9 днів тому +10

      It’s true I’m the 3 month old btw

    • @sulli84pl
      @sulli84pl 9 днів тому +10

      Can confirm, I'm the car

    • @ChannelStowyn
      @ChannelStowyn 9 днів тому +8

      Can confirm, I'm the driver seat.

    • @pixie._.b00
      @pixie._.b00 9 днів тому +8

      @@addy9815 could u stop crying all the damn time

    • @pixie._.b00
      @pixie._.b00 9 днів тому +9

      @@addy9815 Yall think i'm joking but this is what happens when you watch the same youtuber everyday while pregnant 😭

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 8 днів тому +23

    24:00 That “Punching down” is a DSP tactic. He will attack big channels and when they finally respond he cries out that they’re “punching down” and plays the victim. He will then go back to bullying smaller channels and trying to strike them down.

    • @MinionsAndChill
      @MinionsAndChill 7 днів тому +2

      Its scary how many current UA-camrs are similar to DSP now

  • @tree4318
    @tree4318 8 днів тому +12

    The smug smile he puts on throughout this is insane. This situation is hard to look away from, it's so ridiculous.

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 9 днів тому +30

    The call is coming from inside the house.
    Also, he has mean girl energy. Making fun of someone's stretch marks is not body positivity.

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 8 днів тому +2

      A maIe acting like a subpar maIe has only subpar maIe energy.

    • @opeygopey227
      @opeygopey227 8 днів тому

      ​@@Maialeenjust use male

  • @wadejohnston4305
    @wadejohnston4305 9 днів тому +36

    Jake actually managed to revive a dead meme (soyboy!) From several years ago😂. Thats pretty impressive

    • @zogwort1522
      @zogwort1522 9 днів тому

      back in the day we called them nu-males

    • @Fhhftug
      @Fhhftug 8 днів тому +2

      Soy wars the soylant strikes back

  • @toomeyeh1
    @toomeyeh1 9 днів тому +18

    Corny
    🥺👉 👈🎀zoomersoftboi🎀👉👈🥺
    the same thing as performative millenial disney adult. A phenotype indeed

  • @simonbrosseau1783
    @simonbrosseau1783 9 днів тому +36

    "My intention was to stand up for a specific group of people, but instead I came across as an asshole."
    Isn't that always the case with all the moralizing wokesters?

    • @traviscondren834
      @traviscondren834 9 днів тому

      It's projection. They assume everyone else in the world is just as hateful as them.

    • @YourMomsNewHusband
      @YourMomsNewHusband 2 дні тому

      “Progressives” Jake and others like him are progressives. …ole Jake Doolittle is so far removed from the actual definition of woke (AKA the black definition) its not even funny.

  • @MightyDoucheBro
    @MightyDoucheBro 9 днів тому +18

    lol he complains so much about being ignored that it’s causing people to ignore him.

  • @vain7hero
    @vain7hero 9 днів тому +35

    The way Jake talks I thought he was wheelchair bound

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 9 днів тому +3

      iirc he used to be but he has not been in at least a couple years

    • @dollinterrupted
      @dollinterrupted 9 днів тому +6

      This is why I had to stop watching him. I used to be in a wheelchair too and I found it really cringe how he HAD to mention it somehow someway in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO it was exhausting

    • @XhumpersX
      @XhumpersX 9 днів тому +5

      The way Jake talks I assumed he needed to wear a helmet 24/7

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 8 днів тому +1

      He was a few years ago

    • @kells437
      @kells437 8 днів тому

      @@dollinterruptedsame!!

  • @rayraysphone
    @rayraysphone 9 днів тому +20

    It is often 100% possible to accurately judge someone based entirely on their looks. This is one such instance.

    • @sjofas
      @sjofas 9 днів тому +7

      Yes I often think that astute people will pick up on imperceptible things that accurately reflect a persons state of mind. The posture of your face, for example will mould it over time. Beyond simple patterns and stereotypes I think, being human, we all intuitively infer from tiny things like this

  • @Enemysgate
    @Enemysgate 9 днів тому +23

    Jake says the word knee so much it doesn’t even sound real anymore.

    • @realgoil
      @realgoil 7 днів тому

      unreal surgery

  • @T.ElliotCase-dk7zg
    @T.ElliotCase-dk7zg 9 днів тому +17

    Tom has become the Coffeezilla of bad faith dishonest content creators

  • @Barfdargle
    @Barfdargle 9 днів тому +12

    This dude clearly wants people to donate to his charity so bad because its a selfish endeavor that pays for his personal medical bills.

  • @Jake_Hanrahan
    @Jake_Hanrahan 8 днів тому +7

    Narcissist tryhard punisher, all while being self-righteous. Worst kinda guy ever.

  • @MyLaland
    @MyLaland 9 днів тому +41

    There is literally a video of him with his girlfriend from years ago, saying that that’s what he’s been doing for years and years of his life is just messaging people and harassing people until they talk to him.
    He literally says it . He’s like Yep that’s how I do it.

    • @chirimoyan
      @chirimoyan 9 днів тому +4

      really?? what video is that?

    • @MervtheWarlord
      @MervtheWarlord 9 днів тому

      yeah his mum made him into a woman and now the woman doesn't have a man to lead them. Hes trans and he doesn't even know it, which means hes the ultimate dupe

    • @courtneylust
      @courtneylust 8 днів тому

      omg that’s so sad😭

  • @Sealoctopus
    @Sealoctopus 9 днів тому +12

    It seems like one of Jake’s largest obstacles are HIS OWN expectations that do not get fulfilled in the ways he wishes.

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 9 днів тому +28

    Tom I dig this format! I love seeing you standing and stuff. You are killing it my dude!!

    • @quanage4296
      @quanage4296 5 днів тому

      Bro im dying, standing up for 1/4th of the video is revolutionary 😂 proud of tom tho keep up with standing

  • @Redcloudsrocks
    @Redcloudsrocks 9 днів тому +20

    You know how in early 2000's cartoons there's these dorky nerd characters that always gets picked on but they're actually meant to be the hero of the show etc?
    That's who these breadtubers think they are, you're supposed to grow out of that phase and realise there's more to people even if they cooler, stronger, jockier than you, but breadtubers really think ''Good person = the soy me, always language policing, afraid of the smallest insults or pushback, acting cute but will push anyone under the bus for drama, can't see anything other than surface level when analysing any content.
    Uses words like toxic, dangerous, phobic etc. for things unrelated to subtly signal to people that they are a bad person for not acting the way they want them to. Like what happened to just saying an insult is RUDE/MEAN? that's what an insult is meant to be, calling stuff toxic reduced any conversation people can have about anything.
    And ofc the candle on the cake. Use girls/women as shields that they can accuse others of not ''respecting'' because they know that people generally feel a strong need to protect women or ''show how much they care for them because they ''ARE A TOTALLY GOOD PERSON AND NOT A RUDE MALE''.
    I really don't think people like these breadtubers actually respect women at all, they treat them more like paper thin children that can't decide for themselves, Which leads to a lot of safe space bubble mentality for these people in general.

  • @FatherPenguinz
    @FatherPenguinz 9 днів тому +54

    HOUSE MENTIONED

  • @mikeyswift2010
    @mikeyswift2010 9 днів тому +6

    Imagine if the whole Office started to scold Kevin for "faking" having skin cancer. That would have been totally unreasonable. That's basically what this is lol.

  • @officedrone6167
    @officedrone6167 9 днів тому +14

    I wish he just went out and immediately gave names, would be 10x more entertaining

  • @Oraanu
    @Oraanu 8 днів тому +11

    So he accuses Ethan of using lupus to get attention and money, while simultaneously using his knee surgery to garner attention and sympathy.🤔

  • @MillennialSmark2
    @MillennialSmark2 9 днів тому +20

    Ha! Doing the Breadtuber holding the mic gimmick. I peeped that 😂😂

  • @whoareyou4002
    @whoareyou4002 9 днів тому +5

    one of your best tomdark videos yet fr, really enjoyed the editing and scripting on this one

  • @TheNumberThirteenxiii
    @TheNumberThirteenxiii 8 днів тому +8

    Your barber hates you

  • @saltybrackishfresh
    @saltybrackishfresh День тому +1

    Turkey Tom really becomes better every year that passes. Love to see the rise

  • @Sluglove
    @Sluglove 9 днів тому +24

    Like how everyone just forgets that Hila stole multiple designs from other artists for Teddy Fresh

    • @ellis7622
      @ellis7622 9 днів тому +2

      I didn’t forget

    • @irontail06
      @irontail06 9 днів тому

      You should expose her bro

  • @proudpennsylvaniaman7996
    @proudpennsylvaniaman7996 9 днів тому +13

    It always looks like he has ketchup in the corner of his mouth

  • @TeamRamRod25
    @TeamRamRod25 9 днів тому +39

    That’s not Destiny.

  • @LeaveNoTrashBehind
    @LeaveNoTrashBehind 6 днів тому +3

    That dude is a straight up professional victim.

  • @BlancoRamirez
    @BlancoRamirez 9 днів тому +17

    5:00 bro really thought he was cooking 😭

  • @EvilFX4
    @EvilFX4 8 днів тому +5

    Dude became an instant Lolcow after exposing himself to bigger UA-camrs with one video.

  • @radicalagnostic
    @radicalagnostic 9 днів тому +26

    tom the type of guy to milk the jake doolittle cow until it turns to dust

  • @Tommy-nh4su
    @Tommy-nh4su 2 дні тому +3

    Jake: "Making fun of peoples bodies is bad!!!"
    ...
    4:39 "Also lmaoooo look at this guys armpits!"

  • @zachb8012
    @zachb8012 9 днів тому +13

    Guy needs to get a job in executive B2B sales. He has that lack of self awareness while bothering rich people for money that guilt trips businesses into paying for goods and services they don't need.

    • @JohnM-sw4sc
      @JohnM-sw4sc 9 днів тому +1

      I do b2b sales (saas) - doesn’t really work this way

    • @bmkxd
      @bmkxd 8 днів тому

      @@JohnM-sw4sc Let me guess, you scare away all of your clients before you even mention knee surgery?

  • @dingokingo
    @dingokingo 9 днів тому +9

    soyboy talks about other soyboy

  • @traaaashmouse
    @traaaashmouse 9 днів тому +15

    as someone who has been to subscribed to both tom and jake for several years, this whole thing has been surreal for me LOL

    • @OGGoobz
      @OGGoobz 9 днів тому +3

      jack cringe

    • @fvjisinferno207
      @fvjisinferno207 9 днів тому +5

      Fakecel derseve to be bogged

    • @traaaashmouse
      @traaaashmouse 9 днів тому +5

      aye im not saying im proud or that i actually watch jakes vids i just liked his shane dawson stuff lol

    • @haliee
      @haliee 9 днів тому +3

      ​@@traaaashmouse same situation here. i liked jake's shane streams until they consisted only of the superchat tts playing every two seconds, combined with jake making the same 3 unfunny jokes and never finishing the video he was watching. never thought i'd see tom covering him

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 8 днів тому +1

      Right?! I used to really like Jake but now not anymore

  • @vapinggranny2474
    @vapinggranny2474 9 днів тому +12

    Tom tryna act like his face ain’t round too

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 8 днів тому

      Yeah, but at least he ain't a dead ringer for the guy that says 'hermadaphrodite'

    • @opeygopey227
      @opeygopey227 8 днів тому

      You know the difference between not being about to walk for more than 10 steps and a healthy chub (which Tom still isn't)

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 7 днів тому +1

      @@opeygopey227 To be fair the latter isn't what Tom is talking about either, he's talking about effeminate mugs, not joe besity

    • @vapinggranny2474
      @vapinggranny2474 6 днів тому +1

      @@bluemagician9724 Tom just needs to admit the Soylent diet is getting to his facial proportions

  • @houyeet
    @houyeet 9 днів тому +7

    This dudes entire existence is trying to gain favor with people who can’t stand him lol

  • @cosmicpandd
    @cosmicpandd 9 днів тому +5

    I had no idea who this person is, and I Still dont know nothing besides him crying wolf and telling the teacher the cool kids wont let him play baseball with them

  • @TheFinalUncannyGirl
    @TheFinalUncannyGirl 9 днів тому +9

    God he’s gonna riot when he sees this in the hospital after his new knee surgery

  • @Jes9119
    @Jes9119 9 днів тому +5

    The one thing I can't understand no matter how many times he says it is, "79 videos in 6mths" like buddy. That's nothing. I follow vtubers who have only been active for about 6mths and they have over 180 multi-hour long videos/streams. All of which are high quality and entertaining and none of which are of them whining about someone else getting more views or more subs than themselves.

    • @rimdustries7456
      @rimdustries7456 9 днів тому +1

      Yeah that's literally nothing, especially when there's zero effort put in, he just yaps and cries
      Back when I was doing Patapon challenges it was sitting down, recording for 2~ hours, editing for another 2-3, checking for mistakes and then uploading.
      I had 7, 8-10 minute long videos done by day 8

    • @captainweekend5276
      @captainweekend5276 8 днів тому

      It's barely a video every two days, any daily upload channel has it beat twice over without trying.

  • @gilgosseyn6602
    @gilgosseyn6602 9 днів тому +9

    1:38 "people don't want to work with me"... doing what? What does he do? Roll out of bed and try to figure out how to swindle people into giving him money in exchange for him complaining on the internet?

  • @jaydenvaporwave1772
    @jaydenvaporwave1772 9 днів тому +13

    Rare Ethan W????

    • @RabbyArt
      @RabbyArt 9 днів тому +1

      yup rare Ethan W

  • @WhateverRandomness
    @WhateverRandomness 9 днів тому +11

    19:13 I can't tell if that is a cut out of shane dawson behind him or a cut out of himself... and further more, i can not tell what one would be worse 😅

    • @p3xo
      @p3xo 9 днів тому +3

      that has to be shane dawson which is crazy in the big 2025

    • @adorwuhble
      @adorwuhble 7 днів тому

      oh its shane dawson 😭 used 2 be a fan of jake idk why he has this tbh

    • @ovoicp
      @ovoicp 7 днів тому

      @@adorwuhble he has the cut out as a joke because he DOES hate shane and others like james charles but he acts like their biggest fan to sort of make fun of them

  • @MrsH3adSh0tta
    @MrsH3adSh0tta 9 днів тому +8

    Why do you have a family of computer chairs behind you

  • @televal5204
    @televal5204 9 днів тому +6

    I pick at my acne too. Its his fault he's stressing himself out to pick at it. He may lack some self control, but he's not helpless lol

  • @mywingsareyours
    @mywingsareyours 8 днів тому +5

    Nobody tell Jake my white uncle died from lupus

  • @NiceGuyGB
    @NiceGuyGB 9 днів тому +53

    TomDark? More like TomFart 🤣🤣😭😭🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🥭🥭🤤🤤

  • @abigailxmary
    @abigailxmary 8 днів тому +3

    lmao as someone who actually does have lupus, this weird medical white knighting on behalf of us is cringe and makes me feel gross