That dog story makes me absolutely sick to my stomach with secondhand guilt. I hope to God I never accidentally do something like that because I genuinely would need to check myself in somewhere to prevent a suicide attempt
I accidentally stepped on my gerbil when i was 5, it's nowhere near as bad as stepping on a dog, let alone someone elses, the guilts stayed with me for 17 years 😭
Depends how heavy you are and what type of dog and size it is, most dogs can be kinda clumsy and dash under your feet, but you’ll normally pull your foot back when you feel a soft squish and little yelp within the span of a second and dogs are also pretty tough animals it also depends what part of them you stand on, their paws are also pretty resilient and if you don’t stand on the full thing no harm no foul, dogs don’t seem to mind from my experience which is a lot with faster than light dogs.
@@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961 I still hated it? That's why I said I've had the guilt since then, a dog is just a much more devastating animal to step on since they live a lot longer. I don't want to step on either 😭
I knew someone who did step on a dog accidentally, it wasn’t his fault that it died tho. A lot of small dogs apparently have heart problems and that is what killed it. My friend ran away into the woods after doing it because he was so horrified, he was gone for 6 hours so the police had to go find him…
That dog one was brutal! Holy shit I feel bad for everyone involved. Please keep your dogs on a leash for their safety! It was an accident but that never makes anyone feel better. so unfortunate
Absolutely this!! If the dog is quite literally under some stranger’s feet then the owner is absolutely in the wrong, keep it on a shorter lead or teach it spacial awareness. You can’t expect everyone to move around your dog especially if they’re small enough to be accidentally trodden on 🤷♀️
As an owner of a stupid squirrel, that dog one breaks my heart. Sitting, standing etc. on my chihuahua is such a huge fear of mine. Accidents do happen unfortunately but I couldn’t imagine someone thinking I did it on purpose, bless their heart 🥺
Dont be too embarrassed dude, it happens sometimes lol. though do beware that if your kids still remember (and are anything like me and my sister) they will tease you and joke about it when they're older
Same man, like you’d think it would be overwhelming having so much time with him after all the edging he’s done in the past but he still somehow makes it work
My sister did the same thing with the Facebook thing, she used our dead mothers account and became friends with me on Facebook as well as commenting on some of my posts, scared the shit out of me 😭😭
i was watching memeulous on the telly when my dad walked in, looked at the screen and said "why are you watching a terrorist?" (it was the mask and glasses i think)
Nah the fact that one of my mates dared me to piss in a sink and immediately swnitched when we were like 3 or 4 that one might've been from him hahahaha not spoken to him for years tho
George honestly please please please never include a thing where animals get hurt ever again. My insides literally churn and I wanna vomit when I hear about pets getting hurt or killed. The descriptiveness of the situation makes me think that person isn't all that bothered about what the did either
Kinda fucked assumption of their character and no it’s not his job to shield you from things he doesn’t find too objectionable to be included in a video. Horrific description but it’s not a fair assessment of their character and George isn’t responsible for your emotions
no because in year 3 someone told me about finger swearing and dared me to swear with two fingers (fucking criminal that) and the second i did it to my mate the random girl who’d dared me told the dinner lady and they ended up ringing my parents and had me and my mate sat in the heads office crying our eyes out asif we just got expelled. i’ll never get why she had to tell the dinner lady x
Fun* fact: in the Poole school system (where I went to school), Year 7 is still primary school and secondary starts in Year 8. So they could well be 12 and still in primary school. * your definition of fun may differ from mine…
choosing not to believe that dog one, cause: 1. everyone they know thinking they intentionally did it sounds fake af (unless they were already a psychopath), and 2. it's just too horrible :/
right? nobody accidentally steps on a dog, like did her friends also not see it and say anything? like my first reaction when a dog comes up to me is pats and attention so what kind of spatially unaware moron are they? i genuinely think they have to have done it on purpose if its true because why else would their friends be so quick to think the worst?
@@mittsmittsy9683if it’s a dog that fits in a purse, it was likely a tiny ass dog like a Chihuahua or maybe even a Chihuahua puppy and depending on the person’s height, they may not have been able to see the dog. It’s just sad all around unfortunately ):
When I was like 7 in school I convinced the disabled kid that urinals were for shitting and toilets for pissing and he shit in the urinal, I then told on him
She’s not autistic though? She lied about the seizures and that was the catalyst to her autism diagnosis, so all the diagnostic criteria for Autism is false. Bitch lied. She’s just an actual psycho disguising herself as autistic. It’s disgusting.
That dog story is either fake or lying and he did do it on Purpose. Ive stepped on a cricket before and noticed befote my foot squashed it so i could not step on him. Aint no way you put weight down onto a dog and It doesnt register in your brain
Nahhh there's not a chance the dog story was on accident, That sicko killed that dog and then made that story for the sole purpose of his friends seeing it and falling for his story. That's psychotic.
similar to the spit one-i was with my cousins throwing tiny rocks down a hill at an ice cream place as a young child- one accidentally hit the windshield of a parked car and the car had a woman sitting inside 😭 she got out and ate my fuckin ass for hitting her car with a pebble even though i was a kindergartener or younger and her car was totally fine. so embarrassing though ☠️ fueled my social anxiety the rest of my life
Honestly that dog one is 100% the owners fault and its terrible that a dog had to die and someone has to live with the guilt because of the owners neglect. Who lets a dog that small run around a public area unleashed
I love how they had to clarify they had a *normal* crush on their brother, not a weird one
I have not watched the whole video yet. what.
@@Gmeare same, what did i just read😭
Just watched it, and boy what the hell boy
I find it unbelievably embarassing for George Memulous when he realizes some of his fans are disgusting creatures
That dog story makes me absolutely sick to my stomach with secondhand guilt. I hope to God I never accidentally do something like that because I genuinely would need to check myself in somewhere to prevent a suicide attempt
I accidentally stepped on my gerbil when i was 5, it's nowhere near as bad as stepping on a dog, let alone someone elses, the guilts stayed with me for 17 years 😭
Depends how heavy you are and what type of dog and size it is, most dogs can be kinda clumsy and dash under your feet, but you’ll normally pull your foot back when you feel a soft squish and little yelp within the span of a second and dogs are also pretty tough animals it also depends what part of them you stand on, their paws are also pretty resilient and if you don’t stand on the full thing no harm no foul, dogs don’t seem to mind from my experience which is a lot with faster than light dogs.
@@Streviino I think the gerbil is far worse, you could have killed a gerbil but not a dog. Shame.
@@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961 I still hated it? That's why I said I've had the guilt since then, a dog is just a much more devastating animal to step on since they live a lot longer. I don't want to step on either 😭
I knew someone who did step on a dog accidentally, it wasn’t his fault that it died tho. A lot of small dogs apparently have heart problems and that is what killed it.
My friend ran away into the woods after doing it because he was so horrified, he was gone for 6 hours so the police had to go find him…
When you see someone say “I’m not a terrible person but” you already know the story is going to be crazy
I knew it was going to be crazy when I saw what the person’s say
That dog one was brutal! Holy shit I feel bad for everyone involved. Please keep your dogs on a leash for their safety! It was an accident but that never makes anyone feel better. so unfortunate
honestly that sounds so traumatising it made me feel sick
Almost gave me flashbacks of my own dog's death
Absolutely this!! If the dog is quite literally under some stranger’s feet then the owner is absolutely in the wrong, keep it on a shorter lead or teach it spacial awareness. You can’t expect everyone to move around your dog especially if they’re small enough to be accidentally trodden on 🤷♀️
extremely irresponsible dog owner letting a dog that small run free.
As an owner of a stupid squirrel, that dog one breaks my heart. Sitting, standing etc. on my chihuahua is such a huge fear of mine. Accidents do happen unfortunately but I couldn’t imagine someone thinking I did it on purpose, bless their heart 🥺
The dog and the sister ones are horrific, I can’t imagine how bad they felt
I am the 34 year old man that soiled themselves violently infront of their offspring and i am still deeply ashamed of it
Dont be too embarrassed dude, it happens sometimes lol. though do beware that if your kids still remember (and are anything like me and my sister) they will tease you and joke about it when they're older
Holy cow that one about disabling their sister was insane.
I felt so bad for the dog one and the dude who paralysed his sister it’s so sad
10:48 "It started spreading like an unwanted disease."
As opposed to what, a wanted disease??
It was unbelievably embarrassing when my wife left and took the kids
pfp checks out
@@nugget1631 😂😂
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Yeah cause she saw your silly monkey nft
Nah I think it's a parody nft
taking a shot every time a bodily fluid is the topic of the confession
Roy Keane saying he *hates* fan interactions after that 1 small thing happened is the most Roy Keane thing I've ever seen
George really knows how to read embarrassing confessions.
can we appreciate how george never fails to make me bust?
Fr i can relate
He never fails to rail me from behind and fill me with content
Same man, like you’d think it would be overwhelming having so much time with him after all the edging he’s done in the past but he still somehow makes it work
i wanted to like this but youre at the perfect amount and i cannot ruin the god like state your comment is at
@@ClosetSneezeit's 74 now 😢
My sister did the same thing with the Facebook thing, she used our dead mothers account and became friends with me on Facebook as well as commenting on some of my posts, scared the shit out of me 😭😭
It was unbelievably embarrassing when my friends found out I watch George memeulous
Recently got my wisdom teeth removed, your videos really help with the pain Mr. George
Time to listen to George talk about people shitting themselves for 22 minutes
This one is so much worse than the others
i was watching memeulous on the telly when my dad walked in, looked at the screen and said "why are you watching a terrorist?" (it was the mask and glasses i think)
NAW
Not the incest 😭😭😭
You better do a part 2, I've sent you three absolute bangers of stories and if one isn't included I'm gonna be livid
That dog story was fuckin WILD
Also that owner was horrible like it’s fine to be very emotional but lying to every one and and making them go to the vet with them is just evil
i need this to be a series
Nah the fact that one of my mates dared me to piss in a sink and immediately swnitched when we were like 3 or 4 that one might've been from him hahahaha not spoken to him for years tho
It’s the guy!
why is no one talking about the disabled sister one i watched this video 3 hours afer it came out and i still cant get it out of my head a day later
In Australia you turn twelve (people born after July) in year six, last year of primary school. So yes you can be 12 in primary school
this is the most mental video yet
How can George reacting to incest not have 10M views
22 minutes!? This is unprecedented on the GeorgeM channel
18:16 maybe she was just doing a really good Professor X impression
The Grandma one is crazy what the fuck 😭😭😭
George, you can be in Primary School and be twelve, you just have to be born early in the year.
the dog one is strange, i wonder what made everyone assume op did it on purpose
that’s what i was thinking, sounds a bit fishy tbf
either it’s fake, the OP is actually the devils spawn or their friends are absolute dogshit
Day 24 of asking George to wear a maid dress again
The dog story was goddamn brutal, what the hell.
Some of these people are psychopaths 💀💀💀
George honestly please please please never include a thing where animals get hurt ever again. My insides literally churn and I wanna vomit when I hear about pets getting hurt or killed. The descriptiveness of the situation makes me think that person isn't all that bothered about what the did either
Kinda fucked assumption of their character and no it’s not his job to shield you from things he doesn’t find too objectionable to be included in a video. Horrific description but it’s not a fair assessment of their character and George isn’t responsible for your emotions
I agree but why do everybody have to vomit at everything
8:31 I was in primary school at 12
please make more of these so i can edge for longer 🙏
D:
Ik they aren’t long enough for me to edge properly
What made you write this?
@@dhalix edging
The fact that 10 years olds have group chats is bizarre, to an old person, like me.
the fact that 10 year olds have access to the internet on a regular basis is bizarre to me and I’m twenty.
Me not having any embarrassing stories because I've never been outside
no because in year 3 someone told me about finger swearing and dared me to swear with two fingers (fucking criminal that) and the second i did it to my mate the random girl who’d dared me told the dinner lady and they ended up ringing my parents and had me and my mate sat in the heads office crying our eyes out asif we just got expelled. i’ll never get why she had to tell the dinner lady x
7:30 is clearly a 12 year old Gila Monster if his saliva is that toxic. :P
this is an especially good crop of stories
george, here in australia primary school lasts until you're 12, there's a chance that person was from down undah like me
In Ireland its the same. The OP is probably from there
The dog story is just tragic
Fun* fact: in the Poole school system (where I went to school), Year 7 is still primary school and secondary starts in Year 8. So they could well be 12 and still in primary school.
* your definition of fun may differ from mine…
these videos are getting wild now, some of the people fully need to go to therapy, especially the brother lover
Deadass the first one was me I couldn’t believe he actually responded I haven’t done it since and have seen better days😂
second one was me, i completely forgot i sent in my snitch confession💀
Shakespeare level poetry In this one George
Early to a GeorgeM video is better than scoring the winner in the world cup final
Good stuff George
really getting the most out of that December ad rev
The first one wasn’t embarrassing it was shameful.
couldnt even edge to this, it exploded all over the place!!!!!!!!, CLEAN UP ISLE, MY PANTS!!!!!!
That first girl needs to be arrested
i edged to this george memeulous
sent in my confession aswell
Day 5 of asking memeulous to watch the lego ninjago movie and ruin my childhood pointing out everything wrong with it
choosing not to believe that dog one, cause: 1. everyone they know thinking they intentionally did it sounds fake af (unless they were already a psychopath), and 2. it's just too horrible :/
right? nobody accidentally steps on a dog, like did her friends also not see it and say anything? like my first reaction when a dog comes up to me is pats and attention so what kind of spatially unaware moron are they? i genuinely think they have to have done it on purpose if its true because why else would their friends be so quick to think the worst?
@@mittsmittsy9683if it’s a dog that fits in a purse, it was likely a tiny ass dog like a Chihuahua or maybe even a Chihuahua puppy and depending on the person’s height, they may not have been able to see the dog. It’s just sad all around unfortunately ):
I was the one that sent my teachers dating profile that got divorced I did feel a bit bad for him after Tbf but he did cheat so Yh
mental
8:38 in Australia 12 years old is usually the last year of primary school. We just have pre-school, primary school and high school.
Thanks for the content pookie bear 😘
7:05 THATS MY BEST FRIEND 🎉 BRILLIANT.
Yes, having known them for years, there is something wrong with them.
When I was like 7 in school I convinced the disabled kid that urinals were for shitting and toilets for pissing and he shit in the urinal, I then told on him
More proof that UA-cam pranksters are the worst breed of person
1:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:30 we are where i live
how unbelievably embarrassing
george thoughts on chris pratt garfield?
Rip joe
it feels weird being early to a big man memeulous video
I love gorge memeulous 😈
I can't even edge to this😩
autistics can be very good at lying considering sometimes we lack the right emotions at times.
She’s not autistic though? She lied about the seizures and that was the catalyst to her autism diagnosis, so all the diagnostic criteria for Autism is false. Bitch lied. She’s just an actual psycho disguising herself as autistic. It’s disgusting.
That dog story is either fake or lying and he did do it on Purpose.
Ive stepped on a cricket before and noticed befote my foot squashed it so i could not step on him.
Aint no way you put weight down onto a dog and It doesnt register in your brain
PTSD from hearing that dog story like...
Ding! New email
Hi George,
When's Part 2.
Yours Sincerely,
Me
NGL. I did not see the incest coming when I clicked this vid
Nahhh there's not a chance the dog story was on accident, That sicko killed that dog and then made that story for the sole purpose of his friends seeing it and falling for his story. That's psychotic.
ITS BACK!
the dog one 😃
Why are so many of these pee and shit based stories omg
in scotland we start high school a year later, so we're in primary school at 12
They could’ve been an Australian we turn 12 during our last year of primary school
I hate racism as much as the next guy, buuuuut…
I hate r@pe buuuut.....
its giving dan howell
That was rather embarrassing
it's way to FUCKING COLD in the UK rn 😭
8:29 lol Australian primary schools are from age 6-12
Man city players abusing the ref is embarrassing
similar to the spit one-i was with my cousins throwing tiny rocks down a hill at an ice cream place as a young child- one accidentally hit the windshield of a parked car and the car had a woman sitting inside 😭 she got out and ate my fuckin ass for hitting her car with a pebble even though i was a kindergartener or younger and her car was totally fine. so embarrassing though ☠️ fueled my social anxiety the rest of my life
currently edging
I call cap on the small dog story
The hotel looks very cool, have you seen the new lego museum
hiya george my drilla
8:27 He’s probably from another country
Why'd this video make me hungry.
Honestly that dog one is 100% the owners fault and its terrible that a dog had to die and someone has to live with the guilt because of the owners neglect. Who lets a dog that small run around a public area unleashed
12:30 💀💀💀💀