I can just imagine Serana and "Cynthia" calmly rowing the boat out to Volkihar Castle while Hunkleburg Mildrew B. Sparkle thrashes madly in the water next to them...
Serena: What exactly is he doing now? Cynthia: Just dont engage with him..... or make eye contact... Serena: Sooo he's like this alwa... Cynthia: .... Always yes....
You and serana could have some weird vampire-werewolf hybrid children. They’d behave better then your boy you have. He doesn’t even know sit and stay. (Parenting Skill increased to 95)
The three Daedric tricks are awesome, especially that one, screw choices of sacrifice. And I don't care how weak that ax is, Clavicus ain't having it. All three (of pelt and ring here, and the ax) make up the garb of my werewolf werewolf-hunter. Yes, I hunt my own kind.
I think the conversing with daedra gods is getting too your head Crusty, but I must say, watching you slowly descend into madness is quite entertaining. Btw thank you, you’ve been my main source of entertainment during quarantine, all of your vids has made me laugh out loud several times. -Sincerely someone a bit worried
Hunkaberg Mildrew Beesparkle is a homicidal maniac who likes killing people and eating their bodies. Serena is an undead Vampire who needs fresh blood to survive. Honestly, it's a perfect match.
@XxZ3R0xX I'm sorry that you are disappointed in my profile picture, but its not really yours to comment on. There are plenty of people that have Gacha Life profiles, I personally don't like Gacha Life anymore as I am too old for it. I changed it and I hope that makes you better
I thought for sure he'd: - get distracted - forget about the white beast - go to town - randomly turn into a werewolf because he'd forgotten about the Ring Boy, was I wrong.
There was once a dragon so strong. He fought till all undead were gone. His skills had grown rusty, And when he met Crusty, Well that's when it all just went wrong.
"I'm here now. Your conversation no longer matters." (Crusty putting his hand on the guard's mouth.) Crusty teaches us how to be a self-confident badass! Thank you, Crusty, I will definitely use this trick when I enter a room! :D
"Got a fire in your belly to kill vampires eh?" "No just anything really" The power of madness You know I once too used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee...
The thing is Mildrew going through the quest in the vampire side would be interesting but I also feel that he should honor all the work (betrayal) he did to get the wolf blood and choose not to become a vampire, either way it will be an awesome video
You could go to west end shows or modern Shakespeare performances But they will never compare to the tier of acting I have seen today Truly groundbreaking performance
YES!!! My day just got so much better i had to do online school all day and now i get to watch crusty... My happiness is to simple Also fun fact you can decide to team up with the werewolf and then after you complete the quest it will still let you kill him so you can have to hide and the ring
Now that Skyrim Multiplayer is pretty well functional, are you considering orchestrating an entire movie with other people involved where they can actually respond to you or have a script set out? I think you could create something hilarious and really unique.
Yoo, it's my birthday today Having crusty post on my b-day is like a blessing. I've been blessed with such a beautiful episode. keep up the good work crusty!! My friend showed me this channel, been watching ever since XD
Oh sweet! Another episode/warning of Skyrim's very own psychopathic cannibal assassin, Huncklberg Mildrew Beesparkle. Legitmately the highlight of my week when a new one of these comes out.
Hunkleberg is my favourite. The Skyrim VR you do is very immersive and i think i know why. First of all, i have played skyrim for 10 years, know almost all the quests and yet you manage to make that game a completely different experience. I think it's the way you include the dialog options in your improv without the viewers notice. Its just so funny to me, when you're going on a rant on some unexpecting NPC, asking him a question and its answer just fits perfectly. That in combination with your psychopathic beeing makes me wanna have a netflix series of Hunkleberg. It's that "if Captain Jack Sparrow was written by Quentin Tarantino" charm you got going there. The Boneworks stuff and all your other videos are hilarious too. You always manage to include some sort of story even if it's just a physics based game like Boneworks. But i think games like Skyrim are able to give you a more advanced playground for your mental illness. I don't think you need to improve what you're doing. I honestly think that it just needs to be seen by more people to get you where you want (If you're not already there, i'm assuming shit here) People need so little encouragement to feel a sense of motivation. So shall you be motivated by a grown ass man ripping through your playlists on autoplay while he sleeps because he is too broke to afford that patreon thing. xoxo
So UA-cam put this channel in my recommendations. I'm very appreciative. I was recently dumped and having something to make me laugh is really nice. Thanks mate.
i just binged every episode in his skyrim vr playlist and now i’m just eagerly waiting for more episodes. i recently got vr skyrim and watching these always put me in a mood to go and talk to a npcs to get more immersed
Several lovely Lycan rings available in Solsteim. Chose "Ring of the Hunt" myself. "Health regenerates while in Beast Form". Several totems also scattered across Skyrim, that can be found and kept in the Under Forge in Whterun. Chose "Totem of Fear" as well. "Howling will activate Fear against enemies".
Damit Crusty because of you I sometimes fail my arms around when I walk, like some madma....... "sees Beesparkel in the corner of my eye" a mad cool person of course heehheee plz don't hurt me... I know we can sing together....you like to sing right? I have heard the legends of Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle, in the dark of the night you can hear singing and humming being carried by the wind, you can feel the ground rumbling and shaking like a 1000 people no a million people dancing and when you feel it coming closer and closer, the sound and the rumbling stops and you can see dancing in the shadows then it just ends. And now you are but a snack for Beesparkle and that concludes the legend of Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle.
あなたは購読しています!A.I.Nyn! Yes I would have assumed that upon realising this he would use the fact that he is an all powerful god and turn back time to claim it (load a save)
Well, this is quite an entertaining series of videos. I love the name and the way you roleplay your character. Being put on quarantine has left me bored most of the time, so I thank you for the quality content. I look forward to the next exciting chapter in the life of Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle.
“I’ve got 2 friends! True friendshi... well shit imma be running this way now” just found the channel and imma be sticking around ahah keep up the good work!
I can just imagine Serana and "Cynthia" calmly rowing the boat out to Volkihar Castle while Hunkleburg Mildrew B. Sparkle thrashes madly in the water next to them...
Serena: What exactly is he doing now?
Cynthia: Just dont engage with him..... or make eye contact...
Serena: Sooo he's like this alwa...
Cynthia: .... Always yes....
“I’m here now. Your conversation is now pointless”
First time watching this guy and that line alone made me subscribe. I laughed way too hard lol
Plus that hand covering the other guys mouth lmao instasubbed.
"I'm shouting at a building..."
"A ring that let's you kill children" that would be the most sought after item in skyrim lol
We must turn all the children to meat to sell
You are the best role-player mate wish this playthrough never ends.
This is a roleplay? I thought this was just Crusty's normal day but in Skyrim
You and serana could have some weird vampire-werewolf hybrid children. They’d behave better then your boy you have. He doesn’t even know sit and stay. (Parenting Skill increased to 95)
I feel like the daedra would either be proud or disgusted that their gifts became 1 in a being.
@@thealchemistking4063 Hircine? Proud
Moleg Bal? Disgusted
You can't marry Serana. But who ever said you had to be married? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Doesn't work like that. Maybe if serana was the werewolf and he was a cyrodillic vampire....
@Void Walker What if he gives her lycanthropy and she gives him vampire powers
That Beesparkle didn't get the ring just breaks my heart. This year truly is the worst.
All these children to be killed, such a shame.
Specially since you can get both
The three Daedric tricks are awesome, especially that one, screw choices of sacrifice. And I don't care how weak that ax is, Clavicus ain't having it. All three (of pelt and ring here, and the ax) make up the garb of my werewolf werewolf-hunter. Yes, I hunt my own kind.
@kevlarvest7375 why in Akatosh would you WILLINGLY kill good boy Barbas?!?!?!?!?!
I think the conversing with daedra gods is getting too your head Crusty, but I must say, watching you slowly descend into madness is quite entertaining. Btw thank you, you’ve been my main source of entertainment during quarantine, all of your vids has made me laugh out loud several times. -Sincerely someone a bit worried
What do you mean slowly descending into madness, he was insane at the start.
We've all beat Shivering Isles here.
We know who we are.
Hunkaberg Mildrew Beesparkle is a homicidal maniac who likes killing people and eating their bodies.
Serena is an undead Vampire who needs fresh blood to survive.
Honestly, it's a perfect match.
She can drink the blood, he can eat the flesh and his son can eat the bones or something. Nothing goes to waste.
I love how crusty calls Lydia Cynthia
Who is Lydia and why do you call Cynthia like that
@@maximilianarold can't argue there
Dude: *Dies after being in agonizing pain* Crusty: “You not really dead that’s was totally fake, WAKE UP”
Whenever I do that quest, the moment he dies, his sword just goes flying...
Marcus Stevens Skyrim deaths are so dramatic. 😂
"I'm shouting at a building"
Yep, we've all been there one point or another.
Normally a cash machine is attached to said building telling me I have no money, atleast in my experience.
I’m pretty sure this guy is Jack Sparrow and the Joker’s child...
Your comment is soo underrated lmao
My thoughts exactly!!
11:17 *shoot and miss*
Crusty: "Dammit."
Vampire: "Is someone there?"
Crusty instantly: "No."
Made my day lol 😂
If Serana is involved, then its defo *"normal"* :)
Your the real frist well done
@XxZ3R0xX I'm sorry that you are disappointed in my profile picture, but its not really yours to comment on. There are plenty of people that have Gacha Life profiles, I personally don't like Gacha Life anymore as I am too old for it. I changed it and I hope that makes you better
@XxZ3R0xX lad you have the classic 'XxxX' around youre username. You shouldn't be judging others with a name like that lol
@@siricecoldmars3046 Thank you
@XxZ3R0xX I have no idea what your talking about sir
Crusty: Yes Serana and I are in love
Me knowing damn well that you can't marry her: You poor poor little soul
Modders: And who decided that?
Seriously tho, he might install it. He already has the ones that make her and Cynthia look hotter.
I wrote a mod called "marry me serana" she refused my proposal and i didn't like that answer so i made her say yes lmao
There are mods for that
I thought for sure he'd:
- get distracted
- forget about the white beast
- go to town
- randomly turn into a werewolf because he'd forgotten about the Ring
Boy, was I wrong.
He really wanted to kill that deer
There was once a dragon so strong.
He fought till all undead were gone.
His skills had grown rusty,
And when he met Crusty,
Well that's when it all just went wrong.
This deserves more likes.
"I'm here now. Your conversation no longer matters." (Crusty putting his hand on the guard's mouth.)
Crusty teaches us how to be a self-confident badass! Thank you, Crusty, I will definitely use this trick when I enter a room! :D
"Serving Deadric Lords may gain you artifacts of immense power!! Or you can just make better shit at home from dead dragon parts."
Crusty was the kid that burned the ants with a magnifying glass.
Lets be honest, that was all of us.
I was that kid two
Too **
@THE JOKER Amateur.
Actually I was the kid that protected the ants, until I realized there was no way to stop the other kids from burning them without getting beat up.
"There you go, I didn't even panic once". I'm in tears!
"Is she diabetic" had me dying
Same, I’m not one to laugh out loud too often but my goodness that shit killed me
"I'm here now, your conversation no longer matters" I died
Perfect. Haven't even watched it but from the first word. Perfect
"I'm here now, your conversation no longer matters"
Thanks for that, I'm going to use that whenever I enter a room now :D
I'm a simple person. I see Crusty and I click.
As long as you remember not to scratch. If you do, see a doctor.
"You ,my friend, are a gentleman and a scholar. I tip my fedora to you." - Big Man Tyrone 2 : 16
Clearly says Lydia on screen
Crusty: *Cynthia*
"I'm here now, your conversation is no longer important!"
Jesus that got me good. Lol
Is it just me or every time crusty posts you just like the video before watching it 😂
Also great video crusty it made my day! ^w^
"Got a fire in your belly to kill vampires eh?"
"No just anything really"
The power of madness
You know I once too used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee...
Best answer 🤣
The thing is Mildrew going through the quest in the vampire side would be interesting but I also feel that he should honor all the work (betrayal) he did to get the wolf blood and choose not to become a vampire, either way it will be an awesome video
Dude I’m such a big fan of this series, I’m actually not a big fan of RP but you make it a lot of fun.
11:17 * shots and misses *
"Damn it"
"Is someone there"
"No"
Your humor is brilliant it's just like the humor of Pirates of the Caribbean.
That "ewh" after he turned vampire had my laughing my ass off
You could go to west end shows or modern Shakespeare performances
But they will never compare to the tier of acting I have seen today
Truly groundbreaking performance
Has everyone forgotten that Crusty is running around in a skin tight suit so when he sees Serana...
Oh fork
Has everyone forgotten that Crusty is running around in a skin suit so when he sees Serana...
FTFY
I miss that giant
Ha, it has 69 likes
"I curse the gods!"
that's because you haven't seen Dibella and Nocturnal
This man is so good I don't even feel like trying to make VR videos of my own.
God yes finally, I just love these videos so much,,, they always make me smile whenever I see 'em pop up in my notifications :")
Anyone: *Says anything*
Crusty: im sorry did you say *KILL CHILDREN?*
YES!!! My day just got so much better i had to do online school all day and now i get to watch crusty... My happiness is to simple
Also fun fact you can decide to team up with the werewolf and then after you complete the quest it will still let you kill him so you can have to hide and the ring
He's gonna try to marry her just to get dumped, and proceed to kill her and eat her in the end.
It's true i read the manga.
Mr Crusty after commiting a mass murder in every video.
Crusty: Always look at the bright side of life
I love the skyrim videos this guy makes which is why im watching it at 8 minutes after publishing
You guys cant deny that this is Jack sparrows Long lost brother :p
Haha when im hear the skyrim video’s in was think about rick from rick and morty.
Not gonna lie, you’re the best-funniest VR Skyrim player that I’ve ever seen. No jokes
8:20 "I'm here now, your conversation no longer matters"
16:47 I could not stop laughing 😂😂😂 the music and staring at the elder scroll 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hello Mr Crusty. I love your humor and i found my new favourite UA-camr when i saw you! Thank you for all of your Videos
This werewolf will never escape
Crusty: hahahahah ring steal go brrrrr
Just the kind of giggles I was searching for in my time of need. Thank you. Subscribed.
Happy to assist!
IAmCrusty You’ve been awesome. Hope to see more from you in the future!
Now that Skyrim Multiplayer is pretty well functional, are you considering orchestrating an entire movie with other people involved where they can actually respond to you or have a script set out? I think you could create something hilarious and really unique.
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels
He goes “werewolf or vampire what a cliff hanger” and I’m like don’t you end the video there......
Yoo, it's my birthday today
Having crusty post on my b-day is like a blessing. I've been blessed with such a beautiful episode.
keep up the good work crusty!! My friend showed me this channel, been watching ever since XD
Happy birthday!
Oh sweet! Another episode/warning of Skyrim's very own psychopathic cannibal assassin, Huncklberg Mildrew Beesparkle. Legitmately the highlight of my week when a new one of these comes out.
i see u every video
@@izu3687 Damn straight you do. If you ever don't see me, assume I'm dead.
Your videos are amazing and so are you.
Tip : when you are level 14 go to all the bars in Skyrim till you find Sam and do the drinking contest
frost dragon dont like fire! proceeds to shot arrows at it
Hunkleberg is my favourite. The Skyrim VR you do is very immersive and i think i know why. First of all, i have played skyrim for 10 years, know almost all the quests and yet you manage to make that game a completely different experience. I think it's the way you include the dialog options in your improv without the viewers notice. Its just so funny to me, when you're going on a rant on some unexpecting NPC, asking him a question and its answer just fits perfectly. That in combination with your psychopathic beeing makes me wanna have a netflix series of Hunkleberg. It's that "if Captain Jack Sparrow was written by Quentin Tarantino" charm you got going there. The Boneworks stuff and all your other videos are hilarious too. You always manage to include some sort of story even if it's just a physics based game like Boneworks. But i think games like Skyrim are able to give you a more advanced playground for your mental illness.
I don't think you need to improve what you're doing. I honestly think that it just needs to be seen by more people to get you where you want (If you're not already there, i'm assuming shit here)
People need so little encouragement to feel a sense of motivation. So shall you be motivated by a grown ass man ripping through your playlists on autoplay while he sleeps because he is too broke to afford that patreon thing.
xoxo
So UA-cam put this channel in my recommendations. I'm very appreciative. I was recently dumped and having something to make me laugh is really nice. Thanks mate.
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I love these wideos so wery much. Thank you, Clusty.
I got my phone taken away and I forgot how much I love his voice
I feel like Monty Python's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life fits so beautifully with Crusty
I hope he will go with Vampire Lord, it will be fun to see him fling people off of cliffs in VR.
i just binged every episode in his skyrim vr playlist and now i’m just eagerly waiting for more episodes. i recently got vr skyrim and watching these always put me in a mood to go and talk to a npcs to get more immersed
Admit it, we all fell in love with serana at one point
I’m straight as hell, but that vampire woman.... she does something to me.
Several lovely Lycan rings available in Solsteim. Chose "Ring of the Hunt" myself. "Health regenerates while in Beast Form". Several totems also scattered across Skyrim, that can be found and kept in the Under Forge in Whterun. Chose "Totem of Fear" as well. "Howling will activate Fear against enemies".
Wow. Last time I was this early, Jeremy was still alive.
No other words, but PERFECT) Mister Crusty, don't ever stop this madness!
The goat is us watching crusty burn the world
Damit Crusty because of you I sometimes fail my arms around when I walk, like some madma....... "sees Beesparkel in the corner of my eye" a mad cool person of course heehheee plz don't hurt me... I know we can sing together....you like to sing right? I have heard the legends of Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle, in the dark of the night you can hear singing and humming being carried by the wind, you can feel the ground rumbling and shaking like a 1000 people no a million people dancing and when you feel it coming closer and closer, the sound and the rumbling stops and you can see dancing in the shadows then it just ends. And now you are but a snack for Beesparkle and that concludes the legend of Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle.
whenever crusty uploads a vid, i like before watching. :)
It's always a good feeling when you have never heard of a UA-camr and they make you laugh your ass off from the first video. Definitely subscribed!
Yes the dark lord has given us a new video!
"I'm here now the conversation is over" 😂😂😂😂 you got a subscription my friend, this immersion is a MOOD!
8:03 classic crusty lol
This by far is my favorite Skyrim series on UA-cam! Thank you Mr. Besparkle
Talk dirty to me
0:29 “Let me rub your body like a genie”
Crusty I'm about to go to work and I thank you for making me smile before I go in thanks so much buddy
Is there any foe that can face the might of Beesparkle?
Love your vids Crusty :)
8:19 pretty much sums up the entirety of video game conversations
i just realized...you sound like murdoc with a soor voice 😂
Harkon: "Behold me in all my glory!"
Me: "Yo, why are your wings all jacked up like T-Rex arms? Just how long have y'all been inbreeding?"
Crusty has the tick thing! He's An even worse person now! I subbed when thus channel was created because Im also a bad person. :)
?????
13:20 still makes me laugh, especially the shakey hands of excitement
Crusty is like Jesus Christ....but better and funnier
Like a "Super-Jesus-Funny-Christ"
Yeah...like that
We need a religion about him !
I got to that part too lol its fun but I've never played skyrim in VR doe( love ur Vids man they always put a smile on my face =3)
I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣your too funny
7:39
Him: brra braabraabaabaabababaa
Me: unlimited power!
He realises that with the ring he doesn’t have to wait to become a werewolf right? Just sayin
He doesnt have the ring
あなたは購読しています!A.I.Nyn! Yes I would have assumed that upon realising this he would use the fact that he is an all powerful god and turn back time to claim it (load a save)
@@leloshi4754 ye but hes a roleplay boie, loading save isnt roleplay
あなたは購読しています!A.I.Nyn! If you kill the hunters before the werewolf you get the ring, kill the wolf after and you get the pelt too
Well, this is quite an entertaining series of videos. I love the name and the way you roleplay your character. Being put on quarantine has left me bored most of the time, so I thank you for the quality content.
I look forward to the next exciting chapter in the life of Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle.
I am never this early
“I’ve got 2 friends! True friendshi... well shit imma be running this way now” just found the channel and imma be sticking around ahah keep up the good work!
first
Second lol
Nailed it.
*first in bold*
I am NOT kidding at 17:32 thunder struck! Again I am NOT kidding there are storms in England right now
I am realy first!
Damn you!
Huff productions sorry
XD
no i am
@@nirvana200 I actually am
Control Freak keep up the great lying, maby your wish will ones come true
Best episode so far! But! It only gets better and better.
When Hunkle Berry Mildew Beesparkle killed Cicero I was disappointed, but that just goes to show this series can go anyway, and that’s pretty dope
Crusty is one of my favorite you tubers I love him and when I see a video I click and like instantly