It's my life!

I am still not real sure why the call me 'The Pirate' - Johnny Depp may have tried to copy 'the look' of someone who may look a slightly teeny tiny bit like me if the light isn't very good, but those are the breaks - obviously it was a good break for Johnny Depp! Anyway, as hard as I try to escape the 'Pirate' tag it will always haunt and taunt me so I have given in - I will just go with the flow and accept it!!! After all - It's my life!!