Global Assault Yeet Squad (with the boys)

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  • @chynadior8544
    @chynadior8544 5 років тому +863

    Submarine. Engaging. Matter. in case of Emergencies. if Needed.
    S.E.M.E.N

    • @polishspy3088
      @polishspy3088 5 років тому +14

      Yes i love S.E.M.E.N

    • @DaftohOfficial
      @DaftohOfficial 5 років тому +2

      @@polishspy3088 bruhhh moment its nnn

    • @basikyt5650
      @basikyt5650 5 років тому +3

      @@polishspy3088 bruh its nnn rn you gotta wait 🤣

    • @polishspy3088
      @polishspy3088 5 років тому +1

      @@DaftohOfficial i have failed

    • @polishspy3088
      @polishspy3088 5 років тому +1

      @@basikyt5650 i have failed

  • @notalpha156
    @notalpha156 5 років тому +1992

    JoshDub: We must protect Reekid he is so sweet.
    Reekid:ISIS!!

  • @Neko.091
    @Neko.091 3 роки тому +50

    Imagine you and your squad is leading an assault on the enemy base, and as you attack you hear them shout “OH SHIT IT’S THE JIZZES!!”

  • @maximusthecockatiel4385
    @maximusthecockatiel4385 5 років тому +4017

    Girls sleepovers: omg who’s your crush
    Boys sleepovers: (the entirety of this video)
    Hi guys, please don’t crucify each other. It’s a joke, obviously, and I’m a girl. Who wrote the joke. Girls sleepovers can be like this too but this was a popular meme format at the time so please be respectful to each other, thanks

    • @M4NC3R_420
      @M4NC3R_420 5 років тому +61

      real shit boys

    • @jessicasoto9708
      @jessicasoto9708 5 років тому +65

      You don't know the insanity that is a girl's sleepover....youll never be the same 😂😂🤧

    • @disabledwagon7701
      @disabledwagon7701 5 років тому +19

      Maximus the Cockatiel especially the beginning

    • @Eversgarden
      @Eversgarden 5 років тому +38

      Jessica Soto
      Ok boomer

    • @gamer_primus6262
      @gamer_primus6262 5 років тому +57

      Guess you've never been to one of my sleepovers then.
      *Halo, nerf gun battles, pizza and absolute random shit intensifies.*

  • @blackzero6822
    @blackzero6822 5 років тому +1484

    "I used to play fingerpuppet with my uncle it hurted to sit afterwards"
    "Yeah i was the puppet"
    -joshdub 2019

  • @Cooper_Bruh15
    @Cooper_Bruh15 4 роки тому +74

    10:20 me trying to make my mom think that i'm sleeping

  • @Tw1tchYt
    @Tw1tchYt 5 років тому +262

    Mully: Josh I’ve always loved you-
    ReeKid: ISSSSIIIIISSS

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +2

      @Tom Nook seen it before but it's still a good joke my dude

  • @robodude2.027
    @robodude2.027 4 роки тому +686

    5:00 They missed the opportunity to call them "Sea men"
    Super Enormous Aliens that are Manly Exotic Noodles

    • @Fspoke_
      @Fspoke_ 4 роки тому +3

      SEAtaMEN

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 4 роки тому +16

      Super
      Enormous
      Manly
      Exotic
      Noodles

    • @avery9689
      @avery9689 4 роки тому +2

      Oh no, not the Manly Exotic Noodles!

    • @Framed_Niner
      @Framed_Niner 4 роки тому

      No a in semen

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 4 роки тому

      @@Framed_Niner He said sea men. There is an A.

  • @Scissor7Fan
    @Scissor7Fan 4 роки тому +483

    Josh: there's been a breach in the autism centre
    Reekid: *lurking and screeching in the background*

  • @scorchrecords
    @scorchrecords 5 років тому +2384

    Jesus, imagine making this into a real horror movie-

  • @fotzpatricio8720
    @fotzpatricio8720 5 років тому +1587

    Imagine the layout in the map actually being applied in the war.

  • @generalkenobi1617
    @generalkenobi1617 4 роки тому +168

    3:20 Just imagine how his boss would react if this were actually his job 😂😂😂

  • @toontrix
    @toontrix 5 років тому +292

    1:52
    Narrator : *sings beautifully*
    Josh : *slowly lowers knife*
    REE kid : *groans* no no
    Knife : *touches REE kid*
    REE kid : *BODY SNAPS*
    Narrator : “there we go”

  • @grifterfilmsertgaming
    @grifterfilmsertgaming 5 років тому +737

    Omfg The part when they Made the Map Killed me😂😂

  • @benjaman05
    @benjaman05 4 роки тому +42

    9:19 when Josh shot Mully I died laughing

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 4 роки тому +524

    2:44 “It really hurt to sit down afterwards”
    *Mully* “Woah hold on-“
    *YourNarrator* “wait..”
    *Josh* *“I was the puppet...”*

  • @bruhboi6900
    @bruhboi6900 5 років тому +1799

    G global
    A asult
    Y yeet
    S squad
    👌🏻 “That’s are name boys”

    • @avirginorsomething508
      @avirginorsomething508 5 років тому +35

      Im A Grammar Nazi So... "Our"

    • @jaycedakota8824
      @jaycedakota8824 5 років тому +7

      FUCK YA

    • @kieranlucas8649
      @kieranlucas8649 5 років тому +15

      Nan- 0 Well see, the Americans fear communism. This being said the word ”our” scares them.

    • @oooofyoooferson9268
      @oooofyoooferson9268 5 років тому +7

      They forgot someone else......... Creative Uvula Man

    • @sobad31
      @sobad31 5 років тому +3

      @@avirginorsomething508 also assault not aasault

  • @amarok6787
    @amarok6787 4 роки тому +30

    "Shit, you stabbed me."
    I laughed at how calm Josh said that.

  • @tgwwyt
    @tgwwyt 5 років тому +187

    Finally someone appreciated rusty cage's song "the knife game song"
    A round of applause for The Narrator👏👏

    • @MorbidTakes
      @MorbidTakes 4 роки тому +3

      You have 69 likes I'm not gonna ruin it.

    • @petteriviitalahde7464
      @petteriviitalahde7464 4 роки тому +3

      I actually did it with a knife as a 12 year old

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 роки тому +1

      Narrator: use a knife or pencil
      Rusty cage: you cant use a pencil... you cant use a pen.

    • @leolordful
      @leolordful 4 роки тому +2

      The only way is with a knife, when danger is your friend

  • @jacobleblanc5222
    @jacobleblanc5222 5 років тому +190

    “Jesus haven’t you ever been a junky before “
    Mully-2019

  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 4 роки тому +122

    Josh's plan had 1 problem...
    *People*
    *Under*
    *Submarines*
    *Shooting*
    *Yeeters*

  • @qd8314
    @qd8314 5 років тому +2923

    Leave a like if ree kid makes your day

  • @notacommunistperson9339
    @notacommunistperson9339 5 років тому +534

    what class is ree kid?
    Euclid: No
    Keter: Yes
    Safe: My opinion doesn't matter

    • @kronostheking9554
      @kronostheking9554 5 років тому +10

      NotACommunistPerson no he is apollyon

    • @GeneralEggo
      @GeneralEggo 5 років тому +3

      quack quack your opinion is wack

    • @chaosindustry3499
      @chaosindustry3499 5 років тому +1

      No his all of it!!

    • @docswgh2314
      @docswgh2314 5 років тому +3

      SPC REE: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @GeneralEggo
      @GeneralEggo 5 років тому +1

      @@docswgh2314 Scp REE : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @double1777
    @double1777 4 роки тому +63

    It’s weird watching mully’s video and seeing what happened while Josh was unconscious

  • @kaspersfilmpjes
    @kaspersfilmpjes 5 років тому +33

    2:41
    Josh: i always played finger puppets with my uncle.
    After that it always hurt to sit down
    Mully: Hold on
    Josh: I was the puppet
    FbI oPeN uP

  • @youngcholo7787
    @youngcholo7787 5 років тому +513

    Bruh imagine just hearing "SEND IN THE GAYS!"

    • @voidflamez1996
      @voidflamez1996 5 років тому +18

      A whole school will shut down....

    • @sunrei9988
      @sunrei9988 5 років тому +10

      It'll be all over the news

    • @equinelc7583
      @equinelc7583 4 роки тому +3

      pence is quaking

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 роки тому +3

      They’ll be fighting the jizzes and the BBC and the Latina’s that are moving a bunch of orphans

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 роки тому +2

      *you hear something in the distance* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

  • @xriv_er310
    @xriv_er310 4 роки тому +619

    Me watching a bunch of grown men laugh at a p*nis drawing 😂

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 5 років тому +50

    For real, the shadow puppets seem like a real testament to the new Vive knuckle controller.

  • @mikoyan254
    @mikoyan254 5 років тому +236

    JoshDub: upload a video
    Me: Ree kid must be going crazy again

  • @runitupmxne6357
    @runitupmxne6357 4 роки тому +49

    Gilrs in haunted houses:i bet the boys are scared
    Boys in a haunted house :Loads guns*

    • @bryanreynosa5
      @bryanreynosa5 4 роки тому +1

      Hryhf focus passed yet jhdtfgsffc

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 4 роки тому

      @@bryanreynosa5 Did you have a stroke?

    • @FuzzTried
      @FuzzTried 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @FuzzTried
      @FuzzTried 4 роки тому

      "yes"

    • @DSX216
      @DSX216 4 роки тому +1

      "loads lmg" I'm not trapped here with you YOUR TRAPPED HERE WITH ME

  • @saqui2323
    @saqui2323 5 років тому +61

    You gotta love the creativity of these gamers😂

  • @Zaymbietrimm
    @Zaymbietrimm 5 років тому +77

    *"I was The Puppet"*
    *-JoshDub, 2019*

  • @valentinboscarino7393
    @valentinboscarino7393 4 роки тому +19

    I was eating cereal while watching this and I spit out all.the milk in my mouth at the battle plan

  • @BlueMoon-wn5bx
    @BlueMoon-wn5bx 5 років тому +213

    Who wants to see them doing animated version of this

    • @roofpiece6541
      @roofpiece6541 5 років тому +1

      Yeah so...
      Technically this is animated

    • @BlueMoon-wn5bx
      @BlueMoon-wn5bx 5 років тому

      @@roofpiece6541 I'm talking about cartoon version

    • @BlueMoon-wn5bx
      @BlueMoon-wn5bx 5 років тому

      Like what needs gaming duz

  • @morgankoester5822
    @morgankoester5822 5 років тому +35

    7:45
    Not a single human being:
    Ree Kid:"ISIS" *explosions*

  • @soccerflea4563
    @soccerflea4563 4 роки тому +8

    “I love ginger puppets. My uncle used to play finger puppets with me. It really hurt to sit down afterward”
    “Woah hold on”
    “Wait”
    “I was the puppet”

  • @Anonymous-hl9gi
    @Anonymous-hl9gi 5 років тому +308

    Girls: whats our plan "let's take it slow"
    The boys: whats the plan "we r the gays look out for the S...T...DSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

    • @_swaey_
      @_swaey_ 4 роки тому +2

      ST DDDDSSSS NUTS

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 4 роки тому +3

      @@_swaey_ HA GOTEEEEEEM

  • @John-vt6cr
    @John-vt6cr 5 років тому +102

    1:01 how every call of duty game starts

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 4 роки тому +2

      Too fucking true

    • @fruity1343
      @fruity1343 4 роки тому

      Still can’t play the game frick

    • @fruity1343
      @fruity1343 4 роки тому

      I still caught my dad on the Xbox playing it tho lol

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 роки тому +47

    You guys didn’t go over the JIZZ’s elite squad:
    C olonels
    A nd
    B aliistic
    T urrets
    Or, the CABT’s

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 роки тому

      They only show up if the enemy deploys the workers and national kinsmen or the molos independence and liberation front to the battle

  • @idhamwazir988
    @idhamwazir988 5 років тому +18

    1:49 imagine getting killed while your murderer is singing

  • @MysteriousTOAST
    @MysteriousTOAST 5 років тому +96

    There kid* revives mully
    *Josh shoots mully*
    "Leave him ther kid* its too late!"
    EDIT: Rhee Kid**

  • @87crowhat54
    @87crowhat54 4 роки тому +6

    1:49 I thought they were gonna sing” and this is the time of my life”

  • @jaceinfinite4558
    @jaceinfinite4558 5 років тому +195

    Me:*walks in to brothers room*
    My brother: 10:23

  • @courtneylister6677
    @courtneylister6677 5 років тому +48

    These guys should do horror films. It would be hilarious 😂 like could you imagine having someone like josh with you? Just like “oh no my friend is injured!” And just stabs you in the eye instead of helping

  • @t-poseanteater1013
    @t-poseanteater1013 2 роки тому +5

    Coming back to this in 2022 feels like a fever dream

  • @eternallyspoopy2238
    @eternallyspoopy2238 5 років тому +249

    Hearing full grown men say “it’s the jizzes” is something else

    • @grimsimp67
      @grimsimp67 5 років тому

      NightCrusher76 What about Ree Kid

    • @eternallyspoopy2238
      @eternallyspoopy2238 5 років тому +1

      Jayden Rogers I get it if ReeKid says it, but a full grown man?

    • @oogabooga6034
      @oogabooga6034 5 років тому +1

      @@eternallyspoopy2238 they're australian they say cunt and jizzers like its the word and, im also australian and say this all the time

  • @jonitammela762
    @jonitammela762 5 років тому +16

    10:23 this just made my day

  • @transport-enthusiast
    @transport-enthusiast 2 роки тому

    10:43 past that Mark is just hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xernax1841
    @xernax1841 5 років тому +160

    "It's SCP-REE"
    SCP-REE - the crying child

    • @nr-5usrrobot802
      @nr-5usrrobot802 4 роки тому +7

      I have a feeling 096 and him would get along. . .

    • @red_robin2243
      @red_robin2243 4 роки тому

      NR-5 USR Robot Probably

    • @avp1874
      @avp1874 4 роки тому

      NR-5 USR Robot except the fact 096 years everything apart

    • @coolmansogreat
      @coolmansogreat 4 роки тому

      "crying child" fnaf already took that name.

    • @chancho7486
      @chancho7486 4 роки тому

      @@coolmansogreat YES

  • @james-yn8gl
    @james-yn8gl 5 років тому +50

    Mully: Josh, I feel like its time to tell you
    ReeKid: ISIS

  • @Spl1ceEatsChairs
    @Spl1ceEatsChairs 4 роки тому +31

    10:19 I like to play F O R T N I T E on my tablet :]

  • @danikurtosi6378
    @danikurtosi6378 5 років тому +65

    Imagine that you say this to your parents:Me-Mom I'm gonna save my nation!
    Mom-Really, how?
    Me- I joined the G.A.Y.S!!

  • @Billion_1
    @Billion_1 5 років тому +8

    1:54 that was some cult stuff 🤣

  • @shadowthehedgeogbasket1822
    @shadowthehedgeogbasket1822 4 роки тому +2

    1:48 poesia! Autentica poesia!! 🤣🤣

  • @echo5728
    @echo5728 5 років тому +40

    Totinos totinos everybodys talkin about totinos totinos hot pizza rolls

  • @therealamerican99.76
    @therealamerican99.76 5 років тому +15

    3:15 “what a little beach”

  • @ghost_darkness1
    @ghost_darkness1 4 роки тому +2

    Love ur videos just came across few weeks ago and it makes my day. U guys really have fun with games in vr and in some cases act like people would react to it

  • @jaishamalik6515
    @jaishamalik6515 5 років тому +76

    “I was the puppet” 😂😂

  • @verziety
    @verziety 5 років тому +18

    4:29 HMM,
    Seems like the situation will get hairy.

  • @TK-3848
    @TK-3848 Рік тому +3

    The intro was hilarious 😂

  • @flee2573
    @flee2573 5 років тому +85

    3:43 what the f I laughed so hard

    • @BooBoo-ne9jx
      @BooBoo-ne9jx 5 років тому +2

      Smile Nyaa I couldn’t breathe

  • @izabellacanales-rendas3445
    @izabellacanales-rendas3445 5 років тому +9

    3:00... every rustycage fan knew what was coming😁

  • @cyberbetica
    @cyberbetica 4 роки тому +16

    4:05 sprayed wine all over my desk. thanks.

    • @kieranmcginley1262
      @kieranmcginley1262 4 роки тому

      "Sprayed wine" tf? Since when was wine a spray

    • @green_lettuce
      @green_lettuce 4 роки тому

      @@kieranmcginley1262 I think he ment by spitting it out xD

    • @hexamethylenediamine7934
      @hexamethylenediamine7934 Рік тому

      In what situation would you have wine to watch a YT video?

    • @cyberbetica
      @cyberbetica Рік тому

      @@hexamethylenediamine7934 tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And thu.. you get the idea. Wine is cheap and good. 🍷

  • @dyslowe4441
    @dyslowe4441 5 років тому +14

    I don’t know why but I love your intro it literally never gets old and I honestly used to love the sound of the Nintendo turning on it was my favorite sound

  • @YourOtherBoi
    @YourOtherBoi 5 років тому +7

    Mully: There's no time for refreshments. Josh: Get outa here with your perfectly tracked fingers

  • @janeymccallum1954
    @janeymccallum1954 4 роки тому +3

    That is one of the best intros to a vid ever .

  • @merk_machine_2429
    @merk_machine_2429 5 років тому +19

    When he started talking about his unkle I thought he was going to be heartfelt for a moment..... I forgot who I was watching 😂💀

  • @lilscar4997
    @lilscar4997 4 роки тому +18

    Narrator: on the floor
    Josh: points gun right at his face
    Me:get that gun away from his face

  • @kyoukoxizumi642
    @kyoukoxizumi642 4 роки тому +11

    2:47 and he's Uncle was the puppet Master

  • @Squashauge
    @Squashauge 4 роки тому +64

    4:00 we are the most elite

  • @emilianojustice5566
    @emilianojustice5566 5 років тому +4

    When Josh executed Narrator and Mully before getting on the helicopter, I was like wait a minute. I’m getting call of duty flashbacks😂

  • @valerter
    @valerter 4 роки тому +4

    10:50 I CNT STOP LAUGHING

  • @janecarrosuna7352
    @janecarrosuna7352 5 років тому +6

    Josh “We got the high ground!”
    Immediately gets shot at
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SleepyBoyo
    @SleepyBoyo 5 років тому +15

    1:34 The Most Epic Moment On Vr History

  • @Virsniekz
    @Virsniekz 4 роки тому +1

    I love that they always sing the goodbye song to reekid😂😂Josh you always make my day Thanks! Edit: I DIED WHEN THEY DREW ON THE MAP🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @philw.4749
    @philw.4749 5 років тому +8

    5:35 the debriefing stage before the battle of D-DAY (1944 colourised)

  • @seekercops5367
    @seekercops5367 5 років тому +4

    9:40 REEEE kid with the carry LMAO

  • @diannebryans5679
    @diannebryans5679 4 роки тому +2

    10:55
    Narrator-What the heeell are you doing.

  • @daboyz2374
    @daboyz2374 5 років тому +38

    "I'm ready to smash the jizzez"
    Narrator 2019

  • @san0659
    @san0659 5 років тому +24

    Non fans: who da boys
    The boys: we de boys

  • @Paandaa69
    @Paandaa69 4 роки тому +2

    The map parts always makes me cry laughing 😂😂

  • @skeetskeet4403
    @skeetskeet4403 5 років тому +30

    11:09 that’s my brother at 3am😂

  • @voss_3207
    @voss_3207 5 років тому +15

    That plan looks like something you see in a high school lockerroom

  • @gabrielobrien6421
    @gabrielobrien6421 2 роки тому +2

    If I was gonna die in 24 hours my last wishes would be to meet josh dub and the boys!

  • @rachelbamff
    @rachelbamff 5 років тому +33

    I’m embarrassed at the Texan in me that went “AYEEEE” when you said Whataburger hahaha

    • @jovannipizarro
      @jovannipizarro 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @fruity1343
      @fruity1343 4 роки тому

      When I get annoyed I go full British accent and i ain’t British

  • @theph0enixrage676
    @theph0enixrage676 5 років тому +74

    Who else was honestly terrified of ReeKid in the beginning?

  • @aks_.06
    @aks_.06 4 роки тому

    5:35 🤣🤣🤣 What a plan!

  • @blakelylowery
    @blakelylowery 5 років тому +11

    "JUST LEAVE HIM WE CAN'T SAVE HIM"
    *shoots him 456 times right in the chest*

  • @netaneofa8739
    @netaneofa8739 5 років тому +7

    5:28 look at that beauty

  • @2o9bozo73
    @2o9bozo73 4 роки тому +2

    The Map scene Made me hella laugh😂

  • @novamarrero2865
    @novamarrero2865 5 років тому +8

    Bro even though I feel like I'm getting stalked at 11:30 et I can't stop laughing😂😂😂

  • @erick-hp7ce
    @erick-hp7ce 5 років тому +4

    10:32 accurate representation of a fartnite player

  • @SacredHeart56
    @SacredHeart56 4 роки тому +1

    Global
    Assault
    Yeet
    Squad
    this says a lot about the boys

  • @weareanonymous8503
    @weareanonymous8503 5 років тому +18

    Uncle: Josh come here lets play puppets
    Josh:my bottom pains uncle.😲😲😲

  • @itsonyx6558
    @itsonyx6558 5 років тому +7

    I love ree kid 😂🤣wish I could play a game with that kid he's so funny

  • @aidanmartinez7552
    @aidanmartinez7552 Рік тому +1

    MTF ETA-10 narrator,Josh, and mully are being destroyed to contain SCP:Rekid
    Takes Rekid out in 20 seconds

  • @shelbylover1519
    @shelbylover1519 5 років тому +7

    9:17 JUST LEAVE HIM REEKID *kills him again* JUST LEAVE HIM

  • @mattmarrone4040
    @mattmarrone4040 5 років тому +9

    "He's like an Anti-Vax Goomba" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnP587
    @JohnP587 4 роки тому

    You guys really lit him up 1:36

  • @dominicfletcher2622
    @dominicfletcher2622 5 років тому +7

    Most intense beginning ever