Global Assault Yeet Squad (with the boys)
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- joshdub's setup
HTC Vive Pro
HTC Wireless Adapter
Valve Knuckles Controllers
AT9903 Microphone
Intel i9 9900k @ 4.9Ghz
Nvidia 2080ti
16GB RAM
1TB Samsung 960 PRO SSD
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/ mullyvr
ree kid
/ ree_kid
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/ @yournarrator
intro music
BUBBLES by Tokyo Machine
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Submarine. Engaging. Matter. in case of Emergencies. if Needed.
S.E.M.E.N
Yes i love S.E.M.E.N
@@polishspy3088 bruhhh moment its nnn
@@polishspy3088 bruh its nnn rn you gotta wait 🤣
@@DaftohOfficial i have failed
@@basikyt5650 i have failed
Girls sleepovers: omg who’s your crush
Boys sleepovers: (the entirety of this video)
Hi guys, please don’t crucify each other. It’s a joke, obviously, and I’m a girl. Who wrote the joke. Girls sleepovers can be like this too but this was a popular meme format at the time so please be respectful to each other, thanks
real shit boys
You don't know the insanity that is a girl's sleepover....youll never be the same 😂😂🤧
Maximus the Cockatiel especially the beginning
Jessica Soto
Ok boomer
Guess you've never been to one of my sleepovers then.
*Halo, nerf gun battles, pizza and absolute random shit intensifies.*
Me watching a bunch of grown men laugh at a p*nis drawing 😂
Lol
Lol same here
ReeKids the best one
Me watching you laugh at a bunch of men laughing a a penis drawing😂
3:23
JoshDub: We must protect Reekid he is so sweet.
Reekid:ISIS!!
Efe gaming YT Dying
@Efe gaming YT I was dying of laughter when I heard this too.
The Literal Wingman On Who?
The Literal Wingman he ded tho
Lol
Mully: Josh I’ve always loved you-
ReeKid: ISSSSIIIIISSS
@Tom Nook seen it before but it's still a good joke my dude
Josh: there's been a breach in the autism centre
Reekid: *lurking and screeching in the background*
Time stamp??
0:30-0:44
You know when narrator was on the floor and I sneezed and it broke then moment
It is a dark place the awareness center
Omfg The part when they Made the Map Killed me😂😂
Same here 🤣
grifter films ert yes I was dieing
Shit went on for way too long😂😂😂
History of the ummm......
No
"I used to play fingerpuppet with my uncle it hurted to sit afterwards"
"Yeah i was the puppet"
-joshdub 2019
Haha
=~=
yikes bud
Black Zero learn to spell idiot
@@limeanimation2524 Sorry teacher.
Imagine you and your squad is leading an assault on the enemy base, and as you attack you hear them shout “OH SHIT IT’S THE JIZZES!!”
what class is ree kid?
Euclid: No
Keter: Yes
Safe: My opinion doesn't matter
NotACommunistPerson no he is apollyon
quack quack your opinion is wack
No his all of it!!
SPC REE: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@docswgh2314 Scp REE : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Leave a like if ree kid makes your day
Nah the plan makes me crack up
they all do XD
Then go follow him hes amazing
All of them made my day
They all do
3:20 Just imagine how his boss would react if this were actually his job 😂😂😂
New Strategy
Bruh imagine just hearing "SEND IN THE GAYS!"
A whole school will shut down....
It'll be all over the news
pence is quaking
They’ll be fighting the jizzes and the BBC and the Latina’s that are moving a bunch of orphans
*you hear something in the distance* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
G global
A asult
Y yeet
S squad
👌🏻 “That’s are name boys”
Im A Grammar Nazi So... "Our"
FUCK YA
Nan- 0 Well see, the Americans fear communism. This being said the word ”our” scares them.
They forgot someone else......... Creative Uvula Man
@@avirginorsomething508 also assault not aasault
9:19 when Josh shot Mully I died laughing
😭😭
Jesus, imagine making this into a real horror movie-
It looks like😂
"Scariest of year 0000-20202020 movies"
MOVIE IDEA
Do it
Jason Scorch I would watch it 😂
Imagine the layout in the map actually being applied in the war.
Fitz Rosete wow Lol it’s pp
Whats the game tho?
@@3dimitrije30 Squad
@@fotzpatricio8720 Thanks!
i couldn’t stop laughing
10:20 me trying to make my mom think that i'm sleeping
JoshDub: upload a video
Me: Ree kid must be going crazy again
@@Stoltzbro yeah i know
@@Stoltzbro Link? Please?
No ree kid =no vieuws no $ and no entertainment =bagger content sorry
For the bad english
Thanks
A
5:00 They missed the opportunity to call them "Sea men"
Super Enormous Aliens that are Manly Exotic Noodles
SEAtaMEN
Super
Enormous
Manly
Exotic
Noodles
Oh no, not the Manly Exotic Noodles!
No a in semen
@@Framed_Niner He said sea men. There is an A.
It’s weird watching mully’s video and seeing what happened while Josh was unconscious
“Jesus haven’t you ever been a junky before “
Mully-2019
Finally someone appreciated rusty cage's song "the knife game song"
A round of applause for The Narrator👏👏
You have 69 likes I'm not gonna ruin it.
I actually did it with a knife as a 12 year old
Narrator: use a knife or pencil
Rusty cage: you cant use a pencil... you cant use a pen.
The only way is with a knife, when danger is your friend
Josh's plan had 1 problem...
*People*
*Under*
*Submarines*
*Shooting*
*Yeeters*
Not to mention
Best
Organization
Of
Battlefield
Statagists
Lmfao
@@5cents577
Oh shid I'm dying at both of these
You can nevet even comprehend the force of the raw power of
All
National
Agressive
Leaders
Pffft
Hearing full grown men say “it’s the jizzes” is something else
NightCrusher76 What about Ree Kid
Jayden Rogers I get it if ReeKid says it, but a full grown man?
@@eternallyspoopy2238 they're australian they say cunt and jizzers like its the word and, im also australian and say this all the time
2:44 “It really hurt to sit down afterwards”
*Mully* “Woah hold on-“
*YourNarrator* “wait..”
*Josh* *“I was the puppet...”*
Hello
Hold up. Excuse me wtf
At this point we passed the hol up phase this is just straight wtf
10:19 I like to play F O R T N I T E on my tablet :]
A B O R T N I T E
@carter the roller boi thnx❤️
Girls: whats our plan "let's take it slow"
The boys: whats the plan "we r the gays look out for the S...T...DSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
ST DDDDSSSS NUTS
@@_swaey_ HA GOTEEEEEEM
Who wants to see them doing animated version of this
Yeah so...
Technically this is animated
@@roofpiece6541 I'm talking about cartoon version
Like what needs gaming duz
"Shit, you stabbed me."
I laughed at how calm Josh said that.
1:52
Narrator : *sings beautifully*
Josh : *slowly lowers knife*
REE kid : *groans* no no
Knife : *touches REE kid*
REE kid : *BODY SNAPS*
Narrator : “there we go”
Toontagz what song did they sing?
Lil’ Davin No clue
They sang it in another video when fee kid died again and they shank him it was funny af
How is it V.R. possible
Yep... sounds about right 😁
7:45
Not a single human being:
Ree Kid:"ISIS" *explosions*
I was eating cereal while watching this and I spit out all.the milk in my mouth at the battle plan
Totinos totinos everybodys talkin about totinos totinos hot pizza rolls
There kid* revives mully
*Josh shoots mully*
"Leave him ther kid* its too late!"
EDIT: Rhee Kid**
REEE kid*
Ther kid.?.
?
MysteriousTOAST lol
*REE Kid
You guys didn’t go over the JIZZ’s elite squad:
C olonels
A nd
B aliistic
T urrets
Or, the CABT’s
They only show up if the enemy deploys the workers and national kinsmen or the molos independence and liberation front to the battle
You gotta love the creativity of these gamers😂
"It's SCP-REE"
SCP-REE - the crying child
I have a feeling 096 and him would get along. . .
NR-5 USR Robot Probably
NR-5 USR Robot except the fact 096 years everything apart
"crying child" fnaf already took that name.
@@coolmansogreat YES
Gilrs in haunted houses:i bet the boys are scared
Boys in a haunted house :Loads guns*
Hryhf focus passed yet jhdtfgsffc
@@bryanreynosa5 Did you have a stroke?
Yes
"yes"
"loads lmg" I'm not trapped here with you YOUR TRAPPED HERE WITH ME
*"I was The Puppet"*
*-JoshDub, 2019*
For real, the shadow puppets seem like a real testament to the new Vive knuckle controller.
Man, the G.A.Y.S needs to be securing the scp foundation.
Me:*walks in to brothers room*
My brother: 10:23
Jace Infinite I was about to make that joke until I saw this. Bravo
XD lol
2:41
Josh: i always played finger puppets with my uncle.
After that it always hurt to sit down
Mully: Hold on
Josh: I was the puppet
FbI oPeN uP
“I love ginger puppets. My uncle used to play finger puppets with me. It really hurt to sit down afterward”
“Woah hold on”
“Wait”
“I was the puppet”
GINGER puppets
These guys should do horror films. It would be hilarious 😂 like could you imagine having someone like josh with you? Just like “oh no my friend is injured!” And just stabs you in the eye instead of helping
Lol
Imagine that you say this to your parents:Me-Mom I'm gonna save my nation!
Mom-Really, how?
Me- I joined the G.A.Y.S!!
Dani Kürtösi 69th
69
@@drugking5268 Nice
69 likes
If I was gonna die in 24 hours my last wishes would be to meet josh dub and the boys!
Mully: Josh, I feel like its time to tell you
ReeKid: ISIS
1:01 how every call of duty game starts
Too fucking true
Still can’t play the game frick
I still caught my dad on the Xbox playing it tho lol
2:47 and he's Uncle was the puppet Master
“I was the puppet” 😂😂
Your the next puppet
BEWARE OF YOUR UNCLES HOUSE
KINGBOYZ oh
@@theholydoge7616 0_0
3:43 what the f I laughed so hard
Smile Nyaa I couldn’t breathe
Me in probably 10 more years:My son, GAYS stands for Global Assaoult Yeet Squad
Who else was honestly terrified of ReeKid in the beginning?
Riley Parkhurst no
Kind of😂
yep.
-_- 🤮🤮
That is what happened to me when I smelled what was in my pants
"I'm ready to smash the jizzez"
Narrator 2019
The intro was hilarious 😂
4:00 we are the most elite
We are the most YEET
“Your friends are all gays.”
Josh: “That’s right.”
10:50 I CNT STOP LAUGHING
When he started talking about his unkle I thought he was going to be heartfelt for a moment..... I forgot who I was watching 😂💀
1:49 imagine getting killed while your murderer is singing
Coming back to this in 2022 feels like a fever dream
I didn’t know that GAYS can be so dangerous
That plan looks like something you see in a high school lockerroom
1:49 I thought they were gonna sing” and this is the time of my life”
4:29 HMM,
Seems like the situation will get hairy.
Narrator: on the floor
Josh: points gun right at his face
Me:get that gun away from his face
4:05 sprayed wine all over my desk. thanks.
"Sprayed wine" tf? Since when was wine a spray
@@kieranmcginley1262 I think he ment by spitting it out xD
In what situation would you have wine to watch a YT video?
@@hexamethylenediamine7934 tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And thu.. you get the idea. Wine is cheap and good. 🍷
*4:20** Strategic plan*
Perfect timing
The intro scared me a lot...............
10:55
Narrator-What the heeell are you doing.
I cant stop laughing at 4:11 HAHAHA
"JUST LEAVE HIM WE CAN'T SAVE HIM"
*shoots him 456 times right in the chest*
And with one reference to a popular fast food chain, I can pinpoint the general location josh is in.
Not telling tho
Nobody:
Mully: That COSt Me 500 DollErs in KMaRt
I’m embarrassed at the Texan in me that went “AYEEEE” when you said Whataburger hahaha
Same
When I get annoyed I go full British accent and i ain’t British
I've watched this video 2 or 3 times before and never realized it read GAYS😂
3:15 “what a little beach”
I don’t know why but I love your intro it literally never gets old and I honestly used to love the sound of the Nintendo turning on it was my favorite sound
My sister overhearing this video: “ What does GAYS mean “
Me: Uhh... Global Assault Yeet Squad... Yep totally..
My sister overhearing this video: “ Are you sureeeeee?....
Me: TOTALLY! NO ASKING QUESTIONS NOW!
Non fans: who da boys
The boys: we de boys
10:23 this just made my day
Here is the Games name: Onward
11:09 that’s my brother at 3am😂
I just noticed that global assault yeet squad stands for GAYS.
Yep that's the joke
@@phantomboi3861 yeah ik, just wanted to point it out if anyone was stupid enough not to know
Love ur videos just came across few weeks ago and it makes my day. U guys really have fun with games in vr and in some cases act like people would react to it
3:08 I play that with my pencil
5:35 the debriefing stage before the battle of D-DAY (1944 colourised)
Dear Joshdub
This message may be kinda stupid and you might not see but recently bought a vr headset and I would love to try and play with y’all but I have a oculus so I don’t if it compatible with with your headset I have games such as onward and vr chat but soon I am trying to get Pavlov but as a huge fan I just want to play with y’all even if it’s not on a UA-cam video. I know own Pavlov
Ay man, you never get it if you don’t ask, good job asking
Thank you
I love ree kid 😂🤣wish I could play a game with that kid he's so funny
10:23 I liKe tO PlAy FoRTnITe oN mY TaBLet
I just realized your called the GAYS-
"He's like an Anti-Vax Goomba" 🤣🤣🤣
2:00 what the hell is going on
Bro I’m order to garuntee the win, we could’ve called for:
Attack
Neutralize
Association
League.
Transport
International
Traffic
Squad.
Attack
Intercept
Detour
Squad.
And the
Legression
Intercept
Graphing
Mutual
Attackers
Uncle: Josh come here lets play puppets
Josh:my bottom pains uncle.😲😲😲
What?
@@begotten621 watch the video again to understand
OMG ITS SCP REEEEEEE. HE'S GOING TO REEE US TO DEATH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SCP IS THE MOST REE'EST OF THEM ALL. BEWARE!!!!
Relax its jus shy guy when he is high and has no legs
@@voidflamez1996 LOL
@@mythicalgamer6615 ik right
LOL
MTF ETA-10 narrator,Josh, and mully are being destroyed to contain SCP:Rekid
Takes Rekid out in 20 seconds
Totino's Squad! Anyone? 2019?
lil uzi vert Totinos totinos hot pizza rolls
@@reversegaming8723 Hell yeah 😜😜😜🔥🔥🔥🔥