David Lucas Left Roastless on Kill Tony

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • On the latest episode of Kill Tony, David Lucas is left roastless on the stage.
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    David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!

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  • @justarandomname420
    @justarandomname420 Рік тому +187

    The fact that you invite the pain is why your comedy is so damn great!

  • @Username_8886
    @Username_8886 Рік тому +43

    I started watching David Lucas on roast me years ago . Can’t believe how much successful he’s gotten. Keep up the hard work man. I hope to see you come to Denver soon.

    • @darthboti
      @darthboti Рік тому

      He aint no killer he just sucking daddy rogan left nipple

    • @Ifixstuf
      @Ifixstuf Рік тому +1

      So true

    • @josemurga1031
      @josemurga1031 Рік тому +2

      Remember when he use to get mad lol

  • @TheAfterShowbutLater
    @TheAfterShowbutLater Рік тому +59

    You know you still kill it brother. Everyone has an off day.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Рік тому +3

      That Detroit michigan herb got his brain on mars, he was not on stage this week 😆

  • @matts4025
    @matts4025 Рік тому +7

    I was dying how you asked them to keep going so you could warm up! lmfao it's ight David you still the goat

  • @ashleymarcelle6381
    @ashleymarcelle6381 Рік тому +2

    Uncle Jemima 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fametypebeat2909
    @fametypebeat2909 Рік тому +1

    They were flaming him 😂😂😂

  • @skeezelord
    @skeezelord Рік тому +12

    David you usually always win man but Tony got you bad on this ep lol

  • @VangoghC5C
    @VangoghC5C Рік тому

    Cant be on every single day. Either way its always refreshing to see someone know how to laugh at a good joke even when its about him. He just has a good sense of humor and loves the game no matter who is slanging the jokes. That's beautiful

  • @youdig3691
    @youdig3691 Рік тому

    lol.. that engine was sputtering badly, that carb is out if adjustment and David is all carbs 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂

  • @wjbrooks19
    @wjbrooks19 Рік тому +1

    My dad always told me “you always need to be prepared to take, what you dish out.”

  • @lionelinx7
    @lionelinx7 Рік тому +1

    This was a good one lmao, always the best time of killtony

  • @krazyzyko
    @krazyzyko Рік тому +2

    Ran out of "you look like blank" jokes. Pretty good run.

  • @TheApexPredatorRKO
    @TheApexPredatorRKO Рік тому

    Where you on shrooms???? 😂😂😂 Did it nerf your powers

  • @whodis000
    @whodis000 Рік тому +2

    I can't tell is that the Schmo or Chris Distefano 😂

  • @shawnr9529
    @shawnr9529 Рік тому +1

    Not often the new Roast Master gets left stuck! Lol great set!!

  • @SouLiiE
    @SouLiiE Рік тому

    David: you look like you own 30 pawn shops😭😭😭💀💀

  • @TK-wh1ni
    @TK-wh1ni Рік тому

    Every dawg has his day, all in good fun

  • @brandonnguyen7532
    @brandonnguyen7532 Рік тому

    Love he posted this he gonna come back with some eats… heats**

  • @lexgs3502
    @lexgs3502 Рік тому +2

    David Mucus 🤧

  • @anonymousprime1738
    @anonymousprime1738 10 місяців тому

    Damn Chris was lighting David up in this clip

  • @TheMachinesWon
    @TheMachinesWon Рік тому

    These roasts r classic!

  • @marshallhobbs5857
    @marshallhobbs5857 Рік тому

    Still killin it man love your sets dude

  • @madrigaldeoro4095
    @madrigaldeoro4095 Рік тому

    Awhha so humbled love it !

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven Рік тому

    Naw, you still did good. I don't even know how you do it! so quick!!

  • @screamdreamer9085
    @screamdreamer9085 Рік тому +1

    Good job david

  • @andrewgriffin9244
    @andrewgriffin9244 Рік тому +1

    So glad Brendan Schaub was able to bring you on to open and make you the star you are today !

  • @stratocaster1986able
    @stratocaster1986able Рік тому

    Tony is hella sharp still.

  • @STRONG_PUNCH_0
    @STRONG_PUNCH_0 Рік тому

    DiStefano got you DiScombobulated

  • @jamesream198
    @jamesream198 Рік тому

    Chrissy D wearing TiTi Jerry’s Sunglasses

  • @Flanklin.
    @Flanklin. Рік тому

    Is this Brandon Schwab's opener?

  • @EraserTraceur
    @EraserTraceur Рік тому

    Uncle Jamaima ftw

  • @blacombe420
    @blacombe420 Рік тому

    I had a vibe David got yelled at before this episode or somethin like Tony told em to go easy on Chrissy or someshit happened. You looked shook bro but I can't wait for Monday bc ik you came back swinging

  • @yawayisi3979
    @yawayisi3979 Рік тому

    David didn't do his minute

  • @sshomesteaders1776
    @sshomesteaders1776 Рік тому

    Uncle Jemima

  • @lisajefferson6757
    @lisajefferson6757 Рік тому

    Deeettrrooiitt!we lit!too bad u didn't enjoy david...no crime all the time tony😑😑😕😕

  • @BasicHaddock4
    @BasicHaddock4 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @kinglumpkins8831
    @kinglumpkins8831 Рік тому

    💣

  • @iamaboydamon9405
    @iamaboydamon9405 Рік тому

    He literally just turned all of David’s jokes around back on him no originality

  • @nicholasheath9920
    @nicholasheath9920 Рік тому

    so he is human...

  • @joeygarcia4277
    @joeygarcia4277 Рік тому

    Did Redban lose 10lbs or something? Nice

  • @therandomclark
    @therandomclark Рік тому

    Hmmm
    SOMebody got too comfortable on the Kill David show…i’mean the Kill Tony show
    Write your shit before he calls your name, d money madness major key

  • @FadedEbony
    @FadedEbony Рік тому

    Damn I just realized kill tony is 85 south show for white people

  • @olliet8033
    @olliet8033 Рік тому

    Fat jokes and Gay jokes til the end of time with these two.

  • @seraph6758
    @seraph6758 Рік тому

    Throw a curveball next week and do only compliments, but make em funny af? ..idk just spitballing, Roseanne kinda voodoo'd a bit, break the juju. o.-

  • @user-cc9vw4mo6g
    @user-cc9vw4mo6g Рік тому

    Chrissy d got yo ass bruh always second place now

  • @101amuro
    @101amuro Рік тому

    Damn bro David’s L today

  • @nathanshackelford7812
    @nathanshackelford7812 Рік тому +37

    Distefano "ill install a sink in your second and third kitchen" went over everyone's heads.

    • @toptiergaming2289
      @toptiergaming2289 7 місяців тому +2

      Mann that shit had me rollin 😭😭😭😭

    • @toptiergaming2289
      @toptiergaming2289 7 місяців тому

      Mann that shit had me rollin 😭😭😭😭

    • @KenTheSteak
      @KenTheSteak Місяць тому

      No it was bad, he useless

  • @kinggolbor
    @kinggolbor Рік тому +226

    You're always a DAWG David, good on you to show the less than perfect sets. Think thats inspirational to a lot of people

    • @johnneary8749
      @johnneary8749 Рік тому +1

      Your comment was the most hurtful comment in the comments. That's going to stick in his head the longest on this video. --It's ok, David. You weren't that good in this clip. But you're being not good this night probably inspires people.

    • @white6delta
      @white6delta Рік тому +2

      ​@@johnneary8749 are you acting like a sissy on David's behalf? 😂😂

    • @johnneary8749
      @johnneary8749 Рік тому

      @@white6delta Ha! Na. It was just a bad set. If I was a successful comedian, I'd be way more in my head over a nobody trying to give me encouraging words rather than just being torn down by strangers in the comments.

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 Рік тому

      @@johnneary8749But you’re not lmao

    • @youtoob69-x2i
      @youtoob69-x2i Місяць тому

      You guys think he reads the comments 😂😂🤪🤪

  • @MoldyBeer
    @MoldyBeer Рік тому +14

    He's not used to someone like Chris. Definitely caught him off guard with those responses 😂

  • @CupidStuntz
    @CupidStuntz Рік тому +82

    "Yep, that's what we call it when your not around".💀
    This show is so important in these crazy times.

    • @guywhocommentsoneverything
      @guywhocommentsoneverything Рік тому +4

      Tony Hinchcliffe is undoubtedly one of the top young rising comedians of our time. With his sharp wit, fearless humor, and impeccable delivery, he has captured the hearts and minds of audiences everywhere.
      From his early days as a stand-up comic in his hometown of Youngstown, Ohio, to his current status as a national sensation, Tony has consistently pushed the envelope with his daring and hilarious material. Whether he's riffing on politics, relationships, or pop culture, he always manages to find the humor in the absurdity of everyday life.
      But what really sets Tony apart is his ability to connect with his audience. Whether he's performing to a packed theater or an intimate comedy club, he has a way of making everyone in the room feel like they're part of the show. His infectious energy and contagious laughter are infectious and have earned him a devoted following of fans and fellow comedians alike.
      And while Tony may be young, he's already accomplished more than most comedians twice his age. He's written for some of the biggest names in comedy, appeared on numerous TV shows, and headlined some of the most prestigious comedy festivals in the country.
      So, it's no surprise that Tony Hinchcliffe is considered one of the top young rising comedians of our time. With his talent, charisma, and dedication to his craft, he's sure to continue making audiences laugh for years to come.

    • @salvadorescobar202
      @salvadorescobar202 Рік тому +9

      @@guywhocommentsoneverything okay chapgpt 4.0.

    • @babaliboon9323
      @babaliboon9323 Рік тому

      @@salvadorescobar202 lol 100%

    • @geesixnine
      @geesixnine Рік тому

      I was dying after that lol

    • @fijibrando
      @fijibrando Рік тому

      mmm they laughed a lil too hard at that one

  • @TheCarlos728
    @TheCarlos728 Рік тому +16

    Chris Distefano looks like a roided out Jeffrey Dahmer

  • @ninjapwnsatlyfe
    @ninjapwnsatlyfe Рік тому +71

    ive been watching Kill Tony since the early days and lemme say out of all of your appearances, ONE off night compared to all the others is super impressive. plus it was funny watching Chris sit there at first then start unloading

    • @mega.6096
      @mega.6096 Рік тому +3

      Fax. Also I feel like it was just an off night for the comedy club that night

  • @DUFFLEBAG59
    @DUFFLEBAG59 Рік тому +23

    Respect for posting this man. Rooting for you even more now

  • @wasnyder716
    @wasnyder716 Рік тому +19

    Posting that takes balls dude, respect. I'm trying my hand at stand-up and I think Destefanie diffuses a good roast by just owning the tension. Dude was doing it all night lmao.
    Watching y'all work is motivating and enlightening. Thanks for the laughs dude!

    • @drewreischl6714
      @drewreischl6714 Рік тому

      That's exactly what I was thinking

    • @ryanb746
      @ryanb746 Рік тому +1

      Good luck bro stand up takes enormous balls! Good on u

  • @daraider1254
    @daraider1254 Рік тому +5

    don't sleep on crissy D, dude is probably the best roaster on that stage

  • @danielfloyd9742
    @danielfloyd9742 Рік тому +12

    You didn't eat enough bread💀💀💀

  • @CJayyTheCreative
    @CJayyTheCreative Рік тому +12

    The fact that you admitted a defeat is rare , u a king dawg keep on shining bro

  • @MasterCraftX8
    @MasterCraftX8 Рік тому +11

    Take care of yourself David. We want you roasting people for many years to come. Don’t burn yourself out with too much work.

  • @seanmyers1548
    @seanmyers1548 Рік тому +11

    Chris is an underrated roaster. He and Theo have some legendary battles

    • @EdwardFKim
      @EdwardFKim Рік тому +1

      Chris is the real pro. Love David. But he’s got years of doing this shit at a high level.

    • @galept
      @galept Рік тому +6

      Do not fuck with Chris. He does podcasts by himself with no guests (Chrissy Chaos) because he's such a ball of fire. Who the fuck does that

    • @EdwardFKim
      @EdwardFKim Рік тому +1

      @@galept agreed

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 Рік тому +15

    "That's what we call it when you're not around." "What kind of club sandwiches do you eat?" Goddamn, 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @averyhawthorn6097
    @averyhawthorn6097 Рік тому +47

    The fact that Chris @2:00 can just have the funniest roast with just two words, "that's good." Just shows you how funny his personality is. So witty and nonchalant. Had David sweating 😓

  • @ubersteve3265
    @ubersteve3265 Рік тому +5

    1:04 the nervous laughter and look over the shoulder at the 2 Black band members 🤣

  • @nicks3608
    @nicks3608 Рік тому +5

    It's natural to have some lows when you regularly perform at a high level. You see it in anything, including pro sports. You just have to have faith and keep pushing.

  • @sergiobowers6930
    @sergiobowers6930 Рік тому +19

    That’s the first time I’ve seen David get roasted hahaha 😝

    • @makattak88
      @makattak88 Рік тому +1

      Need to watch more kill Tony. Tony roasts the fuck outta David.

  • @jayhernandez9395
    @jayhernandez9395 Рік тому +4

    Hours of roasting content and he has one off day… the ratio is still good.

  • @St8yaname
    @St8yaname Рік тому +2

    I can tell you as a big man, when you start sweating and someone notices it, it’s goes downhill quickly.

  • @dredaylacalifornia141
    @dredaylacalifornia141 Рік тому +4

    David, Lucas is here all the food disappear

  • @donniedarko3259
    @donniedarko3259 Рік тому +4

    Keep them chins up, David. 😅👍

  • @JH-xp8ey
    @JH-xp8ey Рік тому +2

    It’s all good, Hans Kim has had more “off nights” than good sets you’re entitled to one

  • @SyndicateTheLonelyGun
    @SyndicateTheLonelyGun Рік тому +2

    I would be pissed off if you and Tony did NOT cook each other on stage, every single time. 🤣 We expect it now, and we're all entitled!! 🤣😂

  • @Oliver69420.
    @Oliver69420. Рік тому +5

    this one still made me laugh, not an off night

  • @leon.benedict
    @leon.benedict Рік тому +1

    Low-cal Lucas makes his first appearence. Even when you kinda bomb it's good to see you on tho.

  • @RAY_II
    @RAY_II Рік тому +2

    Best part of the show is when David's minute is over and the roast begins.

  • @erickperez1417
    @erickperez1417 Рік тому +1

    David your roasts weren’t off Chris is just another beast man lmao

  • @seefy22
    @seefy22 Рік тому +1

    Probably get hate, but Tony’s roasts are always more intelligent, varied and funny than David’s.. David tends to rely on “where’d you get that.. from the gay..” Tony will use fat humour but have better set ups.. I suppose there are levels and David Lucus is still early in his career

  • @antp9838
    @antp9838 Рік тому +2

    I feel like these two Italians got you man, is that what it takes to get the big dog? Tony needs to be put back in his place on the next show, or it might get to his head...

    • @ezelegui7901
      @ezelegui7901 Рік тому +1

      bro it's just a roast battle, don't take it too seriously, lmao, also tony did him a favor by roast him and complete his set, it would be awkard if he keep his mouth shut and didn't say nothing, also we italians like to talk a lot of trash haha

  • @rossincognito273
    @rossincognito273 Рік тому +2

    Bring back Jim Florentine

  • @TheOriginalArchie
    @TheOriginalArchie Рік тому +2

    Look like Grimmace got drafted to Vietnam.

  • @trebordrum
    @trebordrum Рік тому +2

    Just like David Lucas's early years on Kill Tony, Tony dominated their head to head roasting!

  • @gb_the_accuser
    @gb_the_accuser Рік тому

    David's heart is in the right place. however his race jokes are lazy. Color Purple is a movie written by a black lesbian married to a jewish man, directed by a jewish man. David has his smart moments, when you can tell he's a thinker. When he lumps ALL black people together does more harm than good. Its lazy comedy.

  • @JWnFlorida
    @JWnFlorida Рік тому

    Tell Crissy to give back his dad's glasses next time.. and, stop smoking out with Rogan before the show. You are not Ari or Snoop.. you can't hang, lol.

  • @mrred5260
    @mrred5260 Рік тому +1

    Man David sweating like a catholic priest at a boy scout cookie sale.

  • @PTracer921
    @PTracer921 Рік тому +1

    Chris Distefano came in hot and prepared this time it's tough having 2 on 1but you were still damn funny

  • @seanlittle2148
    @seanlittle2148 Рік тому

    Yeah that was not great. that syrup joke was hard tho. You got lightly seared by a bi curious mook.

  • @ronaldcervantes1959
    @ronaldcervantes1959 Рік тому +1

    Destefano calls himself gay you can’t get them

  • @ashhellwig
    @ashhellwig 3 місяці тому

    The fact you can dish it and can take it is 100% why you’re the goat. Fly high my guy

  • @6sadi6stic6intent9
    @6sadi6stic6intent9 Рік тому +1

    Chris on fire 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jermz710
    @Jermz710 8 місяців тому

    Come back to Detroit so I can see you!!
    The drive to the airport is the most depressing thing here

  • @Shamoodrips
    @Shamoodrips Рік тому +2

    LETS GOO! Love the vids bro!

  • @SIKE01
    @SIKE01 Рік тому +1

    David Lukewarm roast

  • @ericwalker8382
    @ericwalker8382 Рік тому

    DL got roasted by two gay YMCA aerobics instructors.

  • @Jeffro5564
    @Jeffro5564 Рік тому

    Chris needs to admit his gay and starts being free cos it’s ridiculous hiding

  • @LarrySwishamane
    @LarrySwishamane Рік тому +1

    He’s David mfn Lucas. He’s always “a round”

  • @eerrrrrrfolks
    @eerrrrrrfolks Рік тому

    David you are the best, love from planet Xion ❤ 👽

  • @OEMPlus
    @OEMPlus Рік тому +1

    LOL can't win em all brother.

  • @Psyrecx
    @Psyrecx Рік тому

    *Can he swim, though... or can he just float?*

  • @the_beef4762
    @the_beef4762 Рік тому +1

    Respect to the fact you posted this knowing you were hammered and was your worst roast. Come back to San Diego, my wife and I loved you when your down last time and killed it.

  • @beegchunguz7425
    @beegchunguz7425 10 місяців тому

    "That's what yours is." "Damn bruh" lol

  • @yitziyyb
    @yitziyyb Рік тому +1

    Last time David said he did so well because he worked out before.
    Maybe he didn't today.
    Now we know, he needs that workout!!

    • @magicmarcell
      @magicmarcell Рік тому

      Wish I wouldve learned this earlier in life. It does make you sharper mentally
      I noticed im better at freestyle rapping when I work out lol

  • @gmatic8230
    @gmatic8230 Рік тому +63

    To put it in words David would understand…this was a big nothingburger.