This is what the internet would have been like in 2003 is we had today's technology, speeds and video platforms. God bless you for this classic internet humor.
This really makes your realise that the main purpose R2D2 serves, aside from being a fancy tape recorder, is to push a bunch of buttons throughout the movies.
Im dying!!!! Bloodsport and kickboxer Jean Claude Van Damme Van Varenberg all day!!!! This is what UA-cam was made for... I used to mimic his screams and grunts and people knew exactly who I was imitating... Just from that alone... Made my day as a fan of Van Damme
I appreciate that someone woke up one day and thought "man I have an idea" and just committed to it.
Man, it hurts my brain to even think I've watched it... Yet in a perverted way enjoyed it...
Good summary
😂😂😂😂😂
I could not have said that any better!
aaaaaaand he/she didn't skimp
This is 100% "old-internet humor". 10/10.
Bring back web 1.0! Flash days! Before Zuckerberg centralized and destroyed it. Newgrounds is still up BTW.
Agreed i laughed a real laugh it's been a bit.
😂 This is why the (old) Internet was created.
Gives me ytmnd vibes.
Its on par with “this is sparta remix” 😂
Whoever made this deserves an award.
A major award
up his ass
And a standing ovation, his name should be remembered for generations after this masterpiece.
@@FriendZone75Major Award 🫡
This is the internet in its truest and purist form.
"This is for you, Shidoshi."
- Frank Dux
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
I want to see Steven Seagal as Jabba The Hutt. Please make my wish come true.
Man, I second that! 😂🤣😂
Me too!
Dude... EVERYONE wants to see this. Even Jesus.
100%
We all need it 😂.
This is the kind of thing UA-cam was truly made for
Agreed! This put a smile on my face this morning 😊
Not even halfway through and I'm dying, this is what the internet is for.... this right here :)
Thanks so much. Happy that you got a kick out of it.
This, porn and ordering food! Not all at the same time, tho.
This is the shit that makes life better.
If anybody wants to know why UA-cam is still great, just send them this. They won’t doubt any longer.
1:58 - I nearly pissed myself laughing because of how epic that yell was! 🤣 And I agree... This is what the internet SHOULD be for.
We will still be studying this video thousands of years from now; deciphering it's arcane meaning.
ooOOOAAAAaaaahhhhhoooo!
Him losing his mind at the ending ceremony absolutely killed me.😅
Me too! 😁
Everyone smiling knowingly while he droid rages. That was the master stroke.
I got a feeling the real R2D2 is no different
The extended yelling destroyed me even from the first second!
I Hope that George Lucas reliese the "Van Damme's Cut" one day. 😂
i know goergy boy appreciates real fans fixing what walt disney is currently dismantling
i mean, with the amount of re-releasings and re-editings, it was only a matter of time until this would be the canon version.
I’m 46 years old and this is everything to me! Too funny 😂
I don't know why this exists.... but I am so glad it does.
It starts off with Van Damme rolling in yelling in the most dramatic way possible. I knew I would love this. 🤣
What did I just watch?? I feel like I put the wrong mushrooms on my pizza or something. 😮
Brainrot: the Movie.
Nope, it was no mistake. You put the correct mushrooms 🍄🌈🦄👽😂
Hey, leave the mushrooms out of this. This is what happens when you put pineapple on pizza.
@FunkyGOB and I gladly do it everytime.
@@OG_GAMER4209Yes.
You gotta have him doing that dance from Kickboxer during the Ewok celebration at the end of Return Of The Jedi. 😂
Yeah. That's definitely a potential follow-up video.
haha, very good combination ^^
The R2 we needed but never even knew we wanted.
This will get millions of views.
This is what the Internet is for.
I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen 😂
0:10 in and I'm already dying 😆 🤣 😂
😆 🤣 😂 😹 right!
Bro I'm dead 💀😭
I swear they're watching us. I was literally watching Bloodsport last night. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
This is the greatest thing ever of all time. Period.
Have you seen predator the musical…?
@paulmerry8929 " If it bleeds I can kill it.
Now it's all up to me.
Got mud on my body.
So the bastard can't seeeeeee"
This is art. Such a masterpiece belongs in a digital museum.
Thanks so much! Happy you liked it.
This is one of the best videos on the internet.
This is simultaneously one of the most hilarious, and most disturbing, things I've ever watched.
better than the entire sequel trilogy
You are one sick individual
It would have been better if Van Damme was in it that's for sure...
Dude, finding a random lump on your 'teztikel' is better than the sequel trilogy.
This right here, was a _masterpiece._
And prequel, combined
Damn hahahaha so true
This what UA-cam was originally made for. 10/10
He hit the falcon into hyperdrive. What a legend.
This is truly what the internet use to be and it coming back through people like this is sheer splendor!
Thanks!
0:54 the way he leaves 😂
Finally edits that IMPROVE the original classics.
I JUST watched Bloodsport, this is hilarious!
The internet is back baby!
This is what the internet would have been like in 2003 is we had today's technology, speeds and video platforms. God bless you for this classic internet humor.
This is what the internet was made for. Bravo, maestro.
If jcvd got brain damage and turned into an astromech
What do you mean, “if”?
@azombie8mybaby 😵💫
Would he still be able to do "the splits"??? 🤔
He took too many behavioral inhibitors!
@@MasinRaine im sure theres an app for that
0:37 took me out 🤣🤣🤣
I'm still rolling around on the floor 🤣
Punch it 😂
Man this killed me too.
The thumbnail had me crying... I don't even remember why I tuned into UA-cam anymore😂
"it's a trap" 😢
This works SO well for some reason!
This really makes your realise that the main purpose R2D2 serves, aside from being a fancy tape recorder, is to push a bunch of buttons throughout the movies.
Open doors and bypass switches. Oh yeah and tazing Ewoks.
Well, exactly what did I expect clicking this video? WHAT? 😆
Luke laughing at him while he screams is my favorite part!
Never gets old . Fix something just get van damme to hit it . Aaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh
"Yo, could you imagine Van Damme in Star Wars?"
You know, I could, actua-
"As R2?"
!??
Greatest opening scene in history
Thank you for your service.
I needed this in my life
well look at this little hidden gem here
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet in months. Bravo to you for creating this masterpiece.
How is this sooooo funny? I almost peed a little! Here is to things we didnt know we needed!
This is better than the past few Disney Star Wars releases ❤🙂
How are there only 146 likes? Omg this is gold
Many more now.
This is so good. You should do more of these with Arnie, Sly and Dolph Lundgren.🤣
I just had surgery yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. This made me laugh so hard that the pain got worse. It was worth every second. Haha, so good.
Coked out R2D2 was not something I knew I needed to see today.
That little droid did it. I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
To the people who made this happen. Ty. 🙏🙏🙏 You are a legend. 🙌
This is a masterpiece
The kind of idea you can only get throwing darts and combining what it lands on 😂
This is why I love the internet. Everyone please share this joy
2 days later and my core is still hurting from how much and hard I was laughing through this. Ouch...there it goes again!
This belongs in a museum!
"A New Hope". This is a masterpiece.
This is perhaps the greatest video on the Internet period.
Best Christmas ever.... simply bc of this. 😂
The sound of his little tracks creaking😂
This was a certified Jon Claude Van JAM!
Van Damme going to get his name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after this
Excellent 😂😂😂
Genius! Give this man an Oscar!
😂😂😂 Why does this not have 1 billion views? 😂😂😂
Never liked Star Wars,but now i do.
You’ll never convince me Bloodsport isn’t a classic 🤣
This made me laugh destructively hard. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. Amazing!
I keep watching this over and over and every time I do it just gets funnier and funnier 🤣
Get this person a nobel peace prize. This is genius. 😂😂😂
Thanks. I really appreciate the kind words.
The R2D2 hat got me.
Absolute masterpiece. JCVD's greatest performance.
Thanks! I always thought his best performance was in Hard Target, when he had the mullet, or maybe Double Impact.
WTF am I watching?! This is awesome 😂
Someone needs to 3d print "JCVD-D2".... YESTERDAY!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I will happily throw money toward a finished product! 🤑
Ok, this is amazing. Now, do one with JCVD as R2D2 and Schwarzenegger doing Conan screams as C3P0
This deserves MILLIONS
Yup, that’s JCVD as R2-D2. 😂😂😂😂
J2-V2 🎉🤖🎉
@ 😂😂😂😂
I was crying from the intro. I my god.😂.
This is one of the best things that I have ever seen on UA-cam 😂
Its fucking Amazing how much effort you put in this Video!
That was an instant classic
Wow. I feel deep appreciation for this video
How does this get funnier every time I watch it?
I had to pause the vid twice because I was laughing so hard! This vid made my day... THANK YOU!!!
😂😂😂.... haven't laughed like that for a while 👍
This is GOLD! Remake it and put Nicolas Cage in as well.
Cage might make a good 3PO.
@@FunnyGoNow OH MY GOD, YES!
I’m gonna watch this everyday 😂😂😂
OMG! This is the best JCVD movie ever!
You've just made him become Star Wars cannon.
Saw it on reddit but needed to add it to my star wars parody playlist, which is growing eponnectionally.
THIS is what UA-cam was made for.
That was great. Had tears coming out of my eyes the whole watch.
I haven't watch Kickboxer in years. Better dig it up again. LOL. This is great!
U were close, it's Bloodsport 😁
Better than literally all of Lucas's own digital revisions!😁🤣
Im dying!!!! Bloodsport and kickboxer Jean Claude Van Damme Van Varenberg all day!!!! This is what UA-cam was made for... I used to mimic his screams and grunts and people knew exactly who I was imitating... Just from that alone... Made my day as a fan of Van Damme