Fidlar - Crackhead Ted

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @nikkilynn420
    @nikkilynn420 9 років тому +489

    that myspace link in the description... some vintage shit right there

    • @alesk825
      @alesk825 9 років тому +3

      Its not even real xD

    • @reggiewarren1325
      @reggiewarren1325 8 років тому +28

      +Alejandro Cortes Morales Just because the link isn't blue doesn't mean that it doesn't work

    • @OkayKokay
      @OkayKokay 4 роки тому +1

      you’re tellin me

    • @nottherealjamboofficial4205
      @nottherealjamboofficial4205 3 роки тому

      Holy Shit ! i didn't even see that man. this shit really is THAT old 👌

  • @ppatrickwalshh
    @ppatrickwalshh 11 років тому +410

    someone told me when they met brandon they asked him to play this and he said that they honestly don't even know how to play it

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 4 роки тому +72

      Based

    • @ethanferns5495
      @ethanferns5495 4 роки тому +34

      Lil Øpiate did you just reply to a 6 year old comment?

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 4 роки тому +66

      @@ethanferns5495 i was drunk and im drinking again lmao

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 4 роки тому +50

      @@ethanferns5495 im a alcoholic what do you expect

    • @LJesse722
      @LJesse722 4 роки тому +34

      I’m an alcoholic too, it’s totally based

  • @marp00n
    @marp00n 8 місяців тому +21

    ITS FINALLY ON SPOTIFYYYY

  • @stephencurtis7173
    @stephencurtis7173 8 місяців тому +7

    I thought this was brand new because of Spotify haha such a sick song

  • @slosh1997
    @slosh1997 9 років тому +289

    Why was this never an official song. This is fucking badass

    • @lucaslottinger9235
      @lucaslottinger9235 9 років тому +40

      +slosh1997 It was official on "shit we recorded in our bedroom". It's the last track.

    • @johnheitkam193
      @johnheitkam193 2 роки тому +2

      It's like a demo track to White on White, this songs way better though

    • @chriskosowan21
      @chriskosowan21 Рік тому +1

      Lo ve your sis

    • @brapulous
      @brapulous 8 місяців тому +5

      It is now babygirl

  • @ellisdtrails420
    @ellisdtrails420 13 років тому +39

    sister of the singer. married. will kick your ass in the pit. don't hit on her, she will break your face.

  • @EgoPanikBG
    @EgoPanikBG 3 роки тому +47

    One of their most underrated songs

    • @esquistofrenico2367
      @esquistofrenico2367 3 роки тому

      .; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

    • @stephencurtis7173
      @stephencurtis7173 8 місяців тому

      That guitar riff is so fucking cool.

  • @griptapeballerina
    @griptapeballerina 10 років тому +87

    Lyrics:
    "Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills
    so fucked up on beer and weed
    my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed
    When i looked in the bag there was nothing left,
    there was blood on my mouth from all the cigarettes
    and the 40 ounce in my hand is getting dry
    partying like this is like working full time
    I been kicking crack, kicking back, and selling it to kids
    shooting guns, because its fun, on heroin
    i been wasting time, chugging wine
    just to see if i can win, if i can win then you can lose
    take the cameras, ill take the booze
    liquor store robbery, everybody look at me
    liquor store robbery, give me your money
    liquor store robbery, everybody look at me
    liquor store robbery
    Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills
    so fucked up on beer and weed
    my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed
    Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills
    so fucked up on beer and weed
    my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed
    and i looked in the bag there was nothing left
    there was blood on my mouth from the cigarettes
    and the 40 in my hand is getting dry
    partying like this is like working full time
    Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills
    so fucked up on beer and weed
    my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed
    I been kicking crack, kicking back, and selling it to kids
    shooting guns, because its fun on heroin
    i been wasting time, chugging wine
    just to see if i can win, if i can win then you can lose
    you take the cash, ill take the booze
    Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills
    so fucked up on beer and weed
    my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed
    And shooting guns, just for fun because im an american
    living long, living fast, just so i can dream again?
    portal time till im 29, ill just be like my best friend?
    just so i can do it again""

    • @MrLiquidFood
      @MrLiquidFood 10 років тому +1

      The lyrics on the question marks are: On heroin

    • @inc3ns3dn1gtmar3
      @inc3ns3dn1gtmar3 8 років тому

      afxphaace Just so I can drink again

    • @willyumche
      @willyumche Рік тому

      It's "take the cash I'll take the booze" a la liquor store robbery dud

  • @KaiserKunt
    @KaiserKunt 10 років тому +151

    Perfect tune to get you in the mood for some drinking.

  • @ramielsangedy9205
    @ramielsangedy9205 6 років тому +52

    Best song to put your pants on before going out!

  • @diegocorral9077
    @diegocorral9077 10 років тому +252

    "Shootin guns just for fun couse I am an American"

    • @jayfisher3359
      @jayfisher3359 7 років тому +10

      I think that reffers to shooting up heroin.

    • @user-uw9zn7ob1s
      @user-uw9zn7ob1s 6 років тому +15

      Shooting guns cuz its fun on heroin :D

    • @brandonretard8278
      @brandonretard8278 4 роки тому

      2:15 he says because I am American

    • @D3rMesaa
      @D3rMesaa 4 роки тому

      @@jayfisher3359 I don't think so

    • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
      @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 4 роки тому

      @@D3rMesaa if you check the lyrics he says "shooting guns cuz it's fun on heroin" but he does say because I'm an American once

  • @eyesdontsee
    @eyesdontsee 4 роки тому +18

    This is the song that got me hooked on fidlar as a kid

    • @Bally1127
      @Bally1127 4 роки тому +3

      Wake Bake Skate for me, but honestly any song in hindsight would get me hooked to FIDLAR

    • @vuxus129
      @vuxus129 2 роки тому

      @@Bally1127 Truuee, man these were the golden times..

  • @voevitalis
    @voevitalis 9 років тому +15

    Fuck
    It
    Dog
    Life's
    A
    Risk

  • @probablyasloth2404
    @probablyasloth2404 8 років тому +72

    I really wish this was an official song

    • @RevengeofGothzilla
      @RevengeofGothzilla 8 років тому +1

      It was on an EP, I think.

    • @thetk427
      @thetk427 8 років тому +8

      its on the "shit we recorded in my bedroom" ep

  • @angeloalarcon8546
    @angeloalarcon8546 9 років тому +103

    LOVE PLAYING WAKE BAKE SKATE, AWKWARD, LEAVE ME ALONE, COCAINE AND CRACKHEAD TED THE MOST WHEN SKATING WITH MY FRIENDS

  • @lefenec
    @lefenec 10 років тому +36

    I love this band

  • @seanbutler3359
    @seanbutler3359 8 років тому +19

    who the fuck would dislike this ficming kick ass killer song?

  • @jiridobes6128
    @jiridobes6128 4 роки тому +17

    Greatest punk-rock banger of the millenium so far. Change my mind 😁

    • @Lemino101
      @Lemino101 3 роки тому +2

      Why would I argue with the truth

  • @jolea6494
    @jolea6494 7 років тому +46

    Always wondered who was tiger mask in the back. Eh I'll just geuss it's max

  • @stellamarisoh
    @stellamarisoh 4 роки тому +26

    2020 baby

  • @wickedsenpai8834
    @wickedsenpai8834 6 років тому +3

    Found you today...amazing music!!! and every single video to your songs is fucked up funny and truthful I love it!!!

  • @jaimesieg5446
    @jaimesieg5446 5 років тому +16

    I meditate to this song

  • @carolinegerber6521
    @carolinegerber6521 4 роки тому +8

    It’s crazy FIDLAR has been around for 10 years

    • @melvin1581
      @melvin1581 4 роки тому +6

      I'm fucking glad Zac is still alive

  • @NINJADUCKSONFIRE
    @NINJADUCKSONFIRE 9 років тому +14

    this should be on an album (;

  • @seasickshark
    @seasickshark 7 років тому +67

    She's the cutest thing I have ever seen omg yes

    • @a_painful_memory_7946
      @a_painful_memory_7946 5 років тому +12

      She's fucking dead lol

    • @EdenHolder
      @EdenHolder 5 років тому

      @@a_painful_memory_7946 what? is she?

    • @zetadawn732
      @zetadawn732 5 років тому +3

      Drake isn’t this alice his sister? Not his gf who died??

    • @TheTurtleneck64
      @TheTurtleneck64 5 років тому +1

      @@zetadawn732 I don't think it's his sister but I don't think it's his ex either

    • @habibihassan
      @habibihassan 5 років тому +33

      A_PAINFUL_ MEMORY_ nope, this is his sister, Alice. She’s still alive and well.

  • @djcrook6641
    @djcrook6641 8 років тому +27

    song makes me wanna fuck up my life again with all my friends.

    • @inc3ns3dn1gtmar3
      @inc3ns3dn1gtmar3 8 років тому +5

      You, you did the thing :)

    • @joeldahero1
      @joeldahero1 7 років тому +4

      makes me want to start fucking up my life

    • @epicgamerweed69
      @epicgamerweed69 8 місяців тому

      i hope you guys'll make it to the end..

  • @Dopdop123HD
    @Dopdop123HD 9 років тому +5

    now I want another line of speed hehe awesome song!!

  • @romainc2659
    @romainc2659 8 років тому +1

    I just noticed there was a tiger guy in the background X) This is why we love you guys

  • @ajm4455
    @ajm4455 12 років тому +2

    You know these guys have so much fucking fun making these videos.

  • @rattory3706
    @rattory3706 4 роки тому +3

    I love this smmmm

  • @jamienoble2948
    @jamienoble2948 5 років тому +12

    Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
    So fucked up on beer and weed
    My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed
    When I looked in the bag there was nothing left
    There's blood on the walls from all the cigarettes
    And the 40 ounce in my hand is getting dry
    Party like this is like working full time
    I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
    Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
    I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
    If I can win then you can lose
    Take the cash I'll take the booze
    Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me
    Liqu' store robbery, gimme your money
    Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me
    Liqu' store robbery
    Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
    So fucked up on beer and weed
    My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
    I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
    So fucked up on beer and weed
    My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
    When I looked in the bag there was nothing left
    There was blood on the wall from the cigarettes
    And the 40 in my hand is getting dry
    A party like this is like working full time
    I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
    So fucked up on beer and weed
    My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
    I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
    Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
    I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
    If I can win then you can lose
    Take the cash I'll take the booze
    Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills
    Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
    So fucked up on beer and weed
    My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
    And shooting guns, just for fun 'cause I am American
    Lived awhile, I don't know how, just so I can drink again
    Pulled out 20 dollar, just like you're my best friend
    Just so I can do it again

  • @somfs1459
    @somfs1459 7 років тому +2

    Dayyyyyuuuummmm forgot how good this song is

  • @danielmorrison602
    @danielmorrison602 Місяць тому +1

    Fuck man, I didn't think I'd be 32 and listening to FIDLAR again. I had always assumed I'd OD/crash and or end up in jail by now so.. Yeah awesome track.

  • @coolgirl3745
    @coolgirl3745 6 років тому +6

    Zac is so cute i love him :(

  • @post666fg
    @post666fg 9 років тому +19

    Alice Baxley is fucking rad

  • @robbiematthews5687
    @robbiematthews5687 3 роки тому +1

    Now THIS is the fidlar I loveee, does anybody know if there planning anything? Their Instagram has no posts and the profile is just blank lol, hope there working on something though

  • @Harrissey
    @Harrissey 8 місяців тому +1

    Now that the song has finally been released officially, I sure hope people understand the purpose and borderline parody of this song, it’s meant to make fun of people who make this sort of music like rappers etc

    • @Keith_LP
      @Keith_LP 8 місяців тому +1

      Dude. It’s been years. Also the early 2000’s were an addition to the 90’s so maybe not look into that much?

    • @PinaCollada-zp7vx
      @PinaCollada-zp7vx 5 місяців тому +1

      are you forgetting fidlar literally was a party band? lol

  • @adamjohnson8305
    @adamjohnson8305 9 років тому +144

    This song is just begging to be used in a movie fight scene.

  • @anthonyduane5431
    @anthonyduane5431 Рік тому

    Whoah! ... How have I never heard this before now?!

  • @whitneyd6827
    @whitneyd6827 6 років тому +15

    I'm still bitter that this and the punks are finally taking acid aren't on spotify

    • @arronvdberg
      @arronvdberg 6 років тому +8

      The punks are finally taking acid is called punks and is on Spotify

  • @jacobpirate8316
    @jacobpirate8316 9 років тому +2

    yo make an album with all the singles you released, would be cool

  • @Himmelschenk
    @Himmelschenk 5 місяців тому

    Oh my god, I used to wear a wolf hat like that in my teens 🫠🫠

  • @FightToProtect12
    @FightToProtect12 10 років тому +16

    Guess its time to get high..

  • @kingblackhart
    @kingblackhart 12 років тому +7

    this should be the new national anthem...

  • @JoeW473
    @JoeW473 8 років тому +24

    Shit we recorded in our bedroom isnt on iTunes cause it's an EP and that makes me sad

    • @henliz
      @henliz 7 років тому +3

      You can download the EP from their tumblr for free.
      >fidlar.tumblr.com/freedemoep

    • @sonicsympson
      @sonicsympson 3 роки тому +1

      @@henliz thx

  • @SiliconC
    @SiliconC 12 років тому +3

    I'm sad to only finally be discovering this two years later.

  • @christinaskittle
    @christinaskittle 4 роки тому +1

    utter nostalgia

  • @jakepaulismyhero6603
    @jakepaulismyhero6603 8 років тому +9

    Why can't I buy this on iTunes! :(

  • @ACleverName17
    @ACleverName17 11 років тому +1

    this is one of their better songs, shame they never play it

  • @pasimarx
    @pasimarx 6 років тому +1

    My kinda christmas carol

  • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
    @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 4 роки тому +2

    You never said you were friends with tony

    • @esquistofrenico2367
      @esquistofrenico2367 3 роки тому

      .; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

  • @aaronmcewan8490
    @aaronmcewan8490 10 років тому +5

    sickkkkkkk song

  • @joshygray4000
    @joshygray4000 10 років тому +7

    MY TEETH HURT

  • @finlayburrows9471
    @finlayburrows9471 9 років тому +53

    Put the speed up to 1.5 and you've almost got a prodigy song.

  • @Menncarr
    @Menncarr 11 років тому +4

    Fucking love Alice

  • @ryanjensen3489
    @ryanjensen3489 12 років тому +3

    "My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed" I think

  • @edu7979
    @edu7979 2 роки тому

    holy shit this is insane

  • @PSYCHONINJA1272
    @PSYCHONINJA1272 5 років тому +4

    If only this masterpiece was on Spotify:/

  • @itsochsten7362
    @itsochsten7362 6 місяців тому

    finally got this shit on spotify took a while this is hype asl

  • @thrnigl6049
    @thrnigl6049 5 років тому +1

    Fuck it dog life's a risk. WHAT A BAND NAME THO

  • @simonjohnwisntonlennonritc8978
    @simonjohnwisntonlennonritc8978 11 років тому +1

    She lights me up ,,,

  • @carefreesociety
    @carefreesociety 12 років тому

    i like the guy in the background just chilling

  • @gohan7104
    @gohan7104 4 роки тому +1

    drunk binge on fidlar lmaoo. fuck

    • @esquistofrenico2367
      @esquistofrenico2367 3 роки тому

      .; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

  • @plagiarist316
    @plagiarist316 10 років тому +4

    oh do me big boy

  • @EvolDestructionOG
    @EvolDestructionOG 6 років тому +1

    Why am I barely hearing this!!?! 🤟

  • @giglioronomonotube7025
    @giglioronomonotube7025 5 місяців тому

    This song is written about my brother.. I was really pissed at first, but over 10 years later and here I am sending it to him because he's high again, and it still somehow hasn't killed him while he's slowly killing everyone who's ever loved him.

  • @necroaeon
    @necroaeon 8 місяців тому

    Y'all film this right before/after No Waves? Lol

  • @YeahAsh
    @YeahAsh 12 років тому +4

    I think its Brandon.. haha

  • @bonjibonjubonjour
    @bonjibonjubonjour 10 років тому +1

    come to France !!! plzeaaaaaaase

  • @chloechick5292
    @chloechick5292 9 років тому

    Loving this! Does anyone know of other bands like this

  • @killbaal4149
    @killbaal4149 Рік тому +1

    Good grief, my wife's dad used to have a crackhead ted hang around his place until he dropped dead. One day she and her sister had to drop off something at his house. They go in and just know someone is in the house hiding. They just left the stuff on the living room table and got the f out of there....never knew he had a song for him....

  • @meroxyersox
    @meroxyersox 12 років тому

    Awesome, thanks very much.

  • @チンピラフランク
    @チンピラフランク 5 років тому +9

    A true bop. It’s a shame I can’t find his one on Spotify.

  • @bumbum6311
    @bumbum6311 8 років тому +3

    Do i hear a smash Bros sample xD

  • @DaddysDayOff
    @DaddysDayOff 4 роки тому +1

    Didn't see her at the show. She's real right?

    • @Bally1127
      @Bally1127 4 роки тому +4

      Thats his sister, I think you might mean his ex gf cuz unfortunatley she passed away
      As for the chick in the video shes fine

    • @DaddysDayOff
      @DaddysDayOff 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bally1127 yes sir she is. Sucks about his gf

  • @meroxyersox
    @meroxyersox 12 років тому

    what is the line after "so fucked up on beer and weed?" For the life of me I can't make it out.

    • @vincentsanchez1479
      @vincentsanchez1479 5 років тому

      HighFiveTRex my stomach over fills and my lungs still bleed

  • @SidneyZi
    @SidneyZi 4 роки тому +1

    1:15 guys? I really need to know who was at the door there.

  • @Basilisksighting
    @Basilisksighting 4 роки тому +1

    HELL YEAH

  • @msSometimesMaybe
    @msSometimesMaybe 10 років тому

    my faaaaaaave

  • @coco2255
    @coco2255 12 років тому

    cool as hell !

  • @angelss2022
    @angelss2022 9 років тому +1

    con estas rolas me pongo high

  • @NO-IDENTITY
    @NO-IDENTITY 9 років тому

    who is the jaguar on the couch I think its brandon...RIGHT... no ok :'(

  • @Mannnnnnnn
    @Mannnnnnnn 8 років тому +1

    is that zacs wife

    • @hendog5667
      @hendog5667 8 років тому +4

      No my man it's zacs sister Alice is married to another guy

  • @FIDIOT-cringe
    @FIDIOT-cringe 2 роки тому

    RIP DblchzMarczak.
    Love MrlsMcChx.

  • @erickgonzala
    @erickgonzala 13 років тому

    great shit...

  • @godblessbeerkk1241
    @godblessbeerkk1241 7 років тому +3

    god bless america

  • @ryanplett
    @ryanplett 5 років тому +1

    Uncle Sam who?

  • @rev.jimmywonko9615
    @rev.jimmywonko9615 Рік тому

    A friend of mine omce said he had a song stuck in his head but couldn't find it anywhere so he wrote it. I like to think that's what's going on here.

  • @patrickkrebbeks5867
    @patrickkrebbeks5867 6 років тому +1

    Relax and take a bell ringer

  • @CassiTheNerd
    @CassiTheNerd 11 років тому +1

    "My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed."
    Also, FIDLAR mother fuckers \m/

  • @BAMewsd
    @BAMewsd 3 роки тому +1

    This sounds exactly what crack sounds like hence the title of this song

    • @esquistofrenico2367
      @esquistofrenico2367 3 роки тому

      .; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

  • @eddiem5997
    @eddiem5997 4 роки тому +1

    🔥

  • @mtcpRS
    @mtcpRS 9 років тому

    I LLLOOOOOVE DIS SONG
    IIK

  • @ezrabartley1486
    @ezrabartley1486 2 роки тому +2

    mom

  • @Ladbrokelads
    @Ladbrokelads 9 років тому +2

    abax all day

  • @thechunkytrucker5111
    @thechunkytrucker5111 9 років тому +1

    Alice is Max's girlfriend, right?

    • @John-yu6to
      @John-yu6to 9 років тому +2

      +The Chunky Trucker Zac's sister

    • @thechunkytrucker5111
      @thechunkytrucker5111 9 років тому +1

      John Kelley oh. but...but he's ginger...

    • @skelator_
      @skelator_ 8 років тому

      +The Chunky Trucker that doesn't mean his sister has to be

    • @loganphelps5172
      @loganphelps5172 8 років тому +1

      +The Chunky Trucker Max, Elvis, and Alice are related.

    • @juliethesoccermum1004
      @juliethesoccermum1004 8 років тому +3

      Max and Elvis are brothers. Zac and Alice are siblings. Alice is married.

  • @erikostling5656
    @erikostling5656 5 місяців тому

    I found them through awkward and thought they were a one hit wonder. Everything else is even better

  • @MrDebitus
    @MrDebitus 9 років тому

    dope.

  • @EekZombies
    @EekZombies 9 років тому

    WHere on earth can i DL this??

    • @AlexSchemery
      @AlexSchemery 9 років тому

      UA-cam to mp3. Look it up you just put the link into the box and it turns it into an mp3

    • @EekZombies
      @EekZombies 9 років тому

      ***** Ha thnx!

    • @EekZombies
      @EekZombies 9 років тому

      +theelliottking Nice thank you! I @#$%-ing love this band!

  • @SimonObirek
    @SimonObirek 9 років тому

    Who's the chick?

    • @ORDER4STU
      @ORDER4STU 9 років тому

      Peter Simon Christensen Alice Baxley

    • @SimonObirek
      @SimonObirek 9 років тому

      Travis Garman Thank you! I looked her up, but what is she primarily known for?

    • @ORDER4STU
      @ORDER4STU 9 років тому

      Peter Simon Christensen Not too sure lol

    • @Zrehyl
      @Zrehyl 9 років тому

      Peter Simon Christensen she's Zac's sister and married to Ryan Baxley who did the video for "COCAINE" :)

    • @alesk825
      @alesk825 9 років тому

      Plus, Ryan (zacks brother in law) usually directs their videos , oh and Alices Instagram is funny as hell :D