Eh, I'm not 30 yet, and I understand that lawyers are very important. I would actually point other groups of people, to the world's source of problems....., but they made sure to make that a "Hate speech"
@@johnathantaylor5913 then: "hey im criticising things and saying things could be better" you: "GO MOVE TO A COUNTRY NOT YOURS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT OWNED I AM SMART"
0:04 I was going to say that if Bart wanted to be a lawyer he'd have to study a lot more and work a lot harder than he usually does, then I remembered he said he wanted to be a lawyer like Hutz, and Hutz's credentials are suspect at best, so Bart could probably easily become a lawyer like him without needing to do any work at all.
@@thewhyzer It would be nice if the whole world would come together. Call it a "new world order" or whatever people like. As long as I can vote for em and stuff, I'd like the world's resources to be used for everyone. Obviously, that wouldn't happen even if the world was under one government, but it would be a bit better for some rich people to have a lot if that meant fewer people would die from poverty. This could turn into an essay so I'll stop now lol.
@@ajirawa5729 Defending your nation from invasion is no more "nationalism" than fighting off a murderer is "selfishness." Nationalism is the belief that your nation is the best and you and your fellow countrymen are superior to your neighbors just by being a part of this nation.
@mohamed zayan he means the multi-billionaire corporation that operates on monopolizing the arts and entertainment industry, and destroying smaller artists, letting only a select number of artists do their work as long as it generates mass profits, giving only a portion of their surplus to the artist. Nothing wrong with the artists that must generate under their banner in order for their work (and themselves) to survive
I know its memed to hell but im suprised no one memes the line "if theres one thing america needs its more lawers" the lines just as funny and could be used for just as much context
Actually, the song is I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. . . Coca-cola used it, changing the words for a commercial in the early 70s.
Yeah. Everyone is homeless because barely anyone can afford to buy a house, since rent doesn't exist anymore. Or you have to pay all fees associated with the home as a renter, without the benefit of possibly owning it one day. Sounds terrible to me.
Can you imagine a world without copyright? *Thought bubble shows a group of people happily dancing in a field as the sun shines down on them with a rainbow in the background* Seriously, who needs copyright nowadays?
Well, if you believe copyright shouldn't exist that would imply art can't be a real job anymore, which I agree with, but many people aren't coherent with that one.
@@stratonikisporcia8630 The problem with copyright isn't that it exists but that it lasts so long. Copyright would be a lot less of a problem if it were something a lot more sane like a decade, no more, no less.
@@stratonikisporcia8630not only art but also programming, engineering, science, philosophy, literature(I know it counts as art but still) and many other activities.
@@sharp14x Ah, the middleman minority. Everyone loves to hate them until they need a loan, a trust account, investment advice, a retirement fund, a home mortgage, a way to send money to friends, currency exchange and other conveniences of the modern world. A world without international bankers would be an economic disaster. Same as lawyers: everyone hates them until you need one. Then they're a lifesaver.
It wouldn’t be as peaceful as you would think. It would either be anarchy immediately or quickly a dictator would rise up and take tyrannical control, then anarchy.
"politicians", unlike lawyers, do no exist as a group with specific interests that may sometimes be in conflict with the greater good, which makes the joke funny because it contains a grain of truth. Politicians are selected, put in charge and removed by people who vote for them and if that process does not work well it is usually because too many shallow uneducated people like you get to vote in a given electorate (all third world countries, but soon the west as well)
Interesting fact: the scene where Lionel pictures a world without lawyers was originally intended to have the song "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)" play in the background, but due to legal purposes, they instead used a soundalike of the song.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Violence will always exist. Even if we don't harm people, animals get harmed. If not cows and pigs, then insects get hurt. If not insects, then objects get damaged intentionally (which is violence). So, it doesn't matter how perfect anything is, violence will always be even without human interaction.
@@Gandhi_Physique This is not about animal violence, this is solely about human violence. Do not move the goalpost. We can and will eliminate human violence with the correct course of action and yet we stubbornly refuse to do so out of ignorance and fear.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty I didn't move the goalpost. The original comment didn't specify human on human violence. Also, only weirdos like their own comments. Also, ending human violence is a pipe dream. It ain't gonna happen as long as people exist.
Just saying Bart did become a lawyer and then a Supreme Court Justice, so in a Weird Twisted Way, Mr. Huts was responsible for at least one good thing.
This is not what a world without lawyers would be like. A world without lawyers is a world where more people use violence to settle their personal disputes. Lawyers are ugly for the same reasons conflict is ugly, and because they profit from that conflict. But conflict with each other is an inevitable part of the human condition. Lawyers codify most conflicts with a mostly nonviolent agreed upon standard that keeps maiming and murder from being the first solution. Our world may not be great or even good, but a world without lawyers would be even worse.
"A world without lawyers is a world where more people use violence to settle their personal disputes." Yeah...lawyers have never stopped that from happening.
@@Ash-WinchesterOhohohoh yes they have. In a world before lawyers were common, people used to DUEL to settle their differences. Violence was much more common back then.
@@Ash-Winchester Nope. World peace is a goal we should strive for. We all want it and need it. In a world without lawyers, we would inevitably see MORE violence. In the days before lawyers were commonplace, opponents used to DUEL each other with pistols or swords.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Dude my comments was the fucking joke. It's a reference to what homer says. Lisa wishes for world peace and after the monkey's paw grants her wish, he yell at her and says "Lisa, that was very selfish of you!" The Joke your head
I believe there is a song from Spitting Image about killing lawyers but unfortunately it got removed along with 99% of Spitting Image stuff when the new remake was released, so many great songs and episodes gone.
I certainly can. Just think of how many problems would be solved with one big weekly all-out street brawl. No firearms or sharp objects, just fists and blunt objects. Lay down one good solid savage beating and it’s all out of your system. 👍🏽
Yeah right lol. You'll just get shot a week later if you win. Or you'll get jumped. Potentially people you love could get hurt too. Basically, that's dumb. This said, I do think mutual combat laws are acceptable things to have. People should be allowed to fight if they want to, without lethal weaponry.
This is a fine joke, but realistically removing lawyers also removes any semblance of professionalism from the courts. If you think current rulings are unjust or unfair, just wait until you see a proper kangaroo court.
When you think about, given that this joke was funny and accurate when it was written an remains as much so to this day, it might actually be the best line in the series history.
@@coolyfulgore4207 Apart from actually having a learned, dutiful and talented police force doing their jobs unencumbered and unmolested, the ever-advancing reality AI Litigation, if free from engineered treachery, could really level the playing field between dueling legal factions and save millions - nay, billions - in fees and court costs.
I Would Be Afraid If I Can Imagine A World Without Any Adults Or? Teenagers. I Would Also Be Afraid If I Can Imagine A World Without Rules, Laws And Authorities.
Never really understood this idea that lawyers are pure evil. They play the roles of both sides of any argument. And actively help you when you're in trouble. Without them to pursue fair trials, the world would be much more violent
Not pure evil, but the fact that they contort their actions despite them knowing the guilt of their client. Not that I disagree, just saying. Take for example O.J. Simpson. Today, watching the trial with hindsight, it looked like a circus. Is O.J's lawyer a good lawyer? Yes. Is he a *good* person by bullshitting his way for a not guilty verdict?
@@PRubin-rh4sr I heard that if you look back at the reading of the OJ verdict, you can see OJ act shocked with a big*ss smile slowly crease across on his face, Johnny Cochran celebrates as if he himself got away with murder, but the defense attorney Mr. Kardashian is sitting there with a stone cold face despite his client winning. Why? Because he personally knew the victim, knew that OJ was obviously guilty, and believes that even with “the best” defense OJ would’ve still been locked up in jail…..but nope, that’s not what happened. And one thing you’ll never hear about nowadays is that while the verdict was being read, one of the jurors made a “Black Power” fist to OJ, signifying that the all-black jury deemed the charges to be racially motivated by “the white” criminal justice system, and that they were going to fight back by letting a murderer off the hook.
I get it dude, I used to have the same outlook as you do, but once you get acquainted with the justice system either as the plaintiff, a witness, or the accused and you see what these pieces of garbage are allowed to get away with, your opinion will change on a dime. Imagine being a veteran and having your kids permanently taken away from you in a divorce because the presiding judge accepts the opposing lawyer’s argument that your military service means that you’re a “murderer” and are thus too dangerous to be around any of your kids. Imagine that state employees accidentally demolished your home (with them sharing 100% of the blame) and your slam dunk case gets thrown out because the agency’s lawyers argued that they have “sovereign immunity” and simply don’t consent to being sued. Imagine that you’re a whistleblower and report wrongdoing being committed at the government agency you work for, only for the agency’s lawyers to retaliate by crafting a series of lies by coaching current employees with a script to read in order to smear and discredit your name, so that all of your whistleblower allegations get written off as lies purported by a disgruntled employee while the agency now has the necessary pretext to serve as a cover story to get away with firing you for _daring_ to report them for violating the law. Trust me dude, once you get in a position where a big institution (or just a piece of sh*t individual) hires an army of lawyers to try and help their criminal client circumvent the law while ruining your life in the process, you’ll rethink your opinions about lawyers in an instant.
@@PRubin-rh4sr "the fact that they contort their actions despite them knowing the guilt of their client" They don't do that. Any lawyer who did that would be disbarred.
Still one of my favorite jokes in the series
Same 😂
When I first saw it I really thought it was just going to be a cutaway about how lawyers stink. The shiver at the end though? I burst out laughing
Eh, I'm not 30 yet, and I understand that lawyers are very important. I would actually point other groups of people, to the world's source of problems....., but they made sure to make that a "Hate speech"
@@MabboMabbowhat groups are you talking about?
@Savariable Why, of course I mean th-[THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR INFRINGING OUR TERMS OF SERVICES AND PROMOTING HATE SPEECH]
This has aged perfectly and can be applied in so many contexts.
Can you imagine a world without Kathleen Kennedy?
@@johnathantaylor5913 why are you on a clip of a famous simpsons joke bashing lawyers
@@johnathantaylor5913That's a paddlin..
@@johnathantaylor5913 then: "hey im criticising things and saying things could be better" you: "GO MOVE TO A COUNTRY NOT YOURS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT OWNED I AM SMART"
Not quite... at least, not about Lawyers.
*Can you imagine a world without social media?*
u should have a million likes for that comment
Can I interest you in everything all of the time?
We didn’t have Facebook or Instagram yesterday so that was as close as we’ll get I guess
@@darkjediMIK
October 4th, 2021 for people reading this in the late future.
youtube is social media, yet both of us are here, aren't we?
And almost all senators are lawyers...can you imagine.
You forgot to write "representatives"
Politicians generally are all lawyers.
Since they study the constitution during their law college days, they know how to legally break them. That's why they enter the senate easily.
0:04 I was going to say that if Bart wanted to be a lawyer he'd have to study a lot more and work a lot harder than he usually does, then I remembered he said he wanted to be a lawyer like Hutz, and Hutz's credentials are suspect at best, so Bart could probably easily become a lawyer like him without needing to do any work at all.
I mean Bart canonically becomes a Justice on the Supreme Court so take that as you will lmao
He can study at the university of America Samoa.
@@ninjaguyYT If that was a BCS reference you win UA-cam for the day.
"i watched matlock in a bar last night, the sound wasnt on but i think i got the gist of it"
"Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo on here either."
It's the disgusted shudder at the end that really sells this joke for me. 😆
I've always loved how you have all these diverse people of all creeds and colours and then just an Elvis impersonator
Maybe this is Elvis
Elvis is a race.
@@hexmaniac6810The Elvisians have been slowly infiltrating Earth for decades at this point
A world without Lobbyists.
Thats a world I wanna live in
A world without religion.
A world without nationalism.
@@thewhyzer It would be nice if the whole world would come together. Call it a "new world order" or whatever people like. As long as I can vote for em and stuff, I'd like the world's resources to be used for everyone. Obviously, that wouldn't happen even if the world was under one government, but it would be a bit better for some rich people to have a lot if that meant fewer people would die from poverty. This could turn into an essay so I'll stop now lol.
@@thewhyzernationalism is good, you don’t want another nation to trample all over you and subjugate your people
@@ajirawa5729 Defending your nation from invasion is no more "nationalism" than fighting off a murderer is "selfishness." Nationalism is the belief that your nation is the best and you and your fellow countrymen are superior to your neighbors just by being a part of this nation.
Come back, lawyers... Come back...
Haha Billy and his dreams about a world without zinc.
"What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start."
- Danny DeVito, "The War of the Roses."
Even the sun is happily smiling at the idea😄
I'm a lawyer and I love this joke. The shudder at the end is the icing on the cake.
everybody hates lawyers until they need one, lol
@@Nupetietthey do not need one
@@IrishCoder Who? Anybody in court for any reason (guilty defendant, innocent defendant, plaintiff) needs representation.
@@Nupetiet no one needs lawyers. Think about the old days on how they deal with it
@@IrishCoder the old days were shit, I don't want that back
The prophecy has been fulfilled. The comments have been released once again.
I blame their removal on liberalism
@@Rildar I blame your mom birthing you for your dumbass comment ;)
I mistook your pfp for corpsegrinder lol
Could you imagine a world without UA-cam Kids?
Almost as bad as a world without Zinc
Come back, Zinc! Come back!
This is one of the best Phil Hartman performances on the show. Rest In Peace.
I like how this clip also includes my favorite running gag in the Simpsons, constantly subtly foreshadowing Bart becoming a supreme court judge.
Pretty much how I imagine a world without Disney.
@mohamed zayan yeah all of those suck
@mohamed zayan he means the multi-billionaire corporation that operates on monopolizing the arts and entertainment industry, and destroying smaller artists, letting only a select number of artists do their work as long as it generates mass profits, giving only a portion of their surplus to the artist. Nothing wrong with the artists that must generate under their banner in order for their work (and themselves) to survive
The Disney Renaissance and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
@@doctorburner3015 that and the fact that they groom children.
and Marvel
I know its memed to hell but im suprised no one memes the line "if theres one thing america needs its more lawers" the lines just as funny and could be used for just as much context
It's like Al Pacino said in The Devil's Advocate: they're the new priest class
I think that’s what a world without Twitter would look like too.
Elon Musk working on that...
Underrated comment.
Compared to having Twitter, that indeed was the world before Twitter.
Social Media as a whole, really.
@@ExtremeMadnessXOof your comment aged horribly XD
I can't imagine a world without Phil Hartman
This video is the reason why I became a lawyer
Can you imagine a world without comedians like Phil Hartman?
Sadly, I live in such a bleak world every day
*A world without Twitter:*
0:13
When someone says "because we've seen what it leads to" but refuses to explain what it leads to
The melody that plays during the fantasy Hutz has is an excerpt of “Id Like To Buy the World a Coke”
Actually, the song is I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. . . Coca-cola used it, changing the words for a commercial in the early 70s.
@@scottsanderson8065 if I'm not mistaken, the coke song came out first and then a non-coke version was made.
I have a Juris Doctor and still get a good chuckle out of this.
Me when Meta threatenes to shut off Facebook and instagram in Europe.
2 years ago?? WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN 😢
Can you imagine a world without Karens
White Karens, non-White(including Blacks) Karens or both?
@@goldenvulture6818 Anyone with Karen-esque behaviour.
Everyone hates lawyers until they need one.
I'm a lawyer and I still hate lawyers
@@Malte_OJ This is the perfect response.
Just like cops.
@@TheMark21-sz6uw 1312
@@Ash-Winchester It's not police states like the US everywhere you know lol
Ha ha ha "If I could buy the world a coke..." *shudders*
can you imagine a world without landlords?
Yeah. Everyone is homeless because barely anyone can afford to buy a house, since rent doesn't exist anymore. Or you have to pay all fees associated with the home as a renter, without the benefit of possibly owning it one day. Sounds terrible to me.
Go back in time to communist Russia and you've got yourself a match, friend.
can you imagine a world without religious issues in politic.
Can you imagine a world without Woodrow Wilson
America wouldn't be under the control of the federal reserve.
The UNITED NATIONS likely wouldn't exist without Wilson, or the 14 points you study in high school.
Can you imagine a world without copyright?
*Thought bubble shows a group of people happily dancing in a field as the sun shines down on them with a rainbow in the background*
Seriously, who needs copyright nowadays?
Well, if you believe copyright shouldn't exist that would imply art can't be a real job anymore, which I agree with, but many people aren't coherent with that one.
@@stratonikisporcia8630 The problem with copyright isn't that it exists but that it lasts so long. Copyright would be a lot less of a problem if it were something a lot more sane like a decade, no more, no less.
@@stratonikisporcia8630not only art but also programming, engineering, science, philosophy, literature(I know it counts as art but still) and many other activities.
@@immortalfriezano copyright. The only thing you do when someone steals your art, is doing the classic way by fighting them
This is what Gal Gadot thought would happen with her Imagine video
Yeah, but communist countries weren't exactly like that were they?
Who?
A world without international bankers
Oy vey!
@@sharp14x Ah, the middleman minority. Everyone loves to hate them until they need a loan, a trust account, investment advice, a retirement fund, a home mortgage, a way to send money to friends, currency exchange and other conveniences of the modern world. A world without international bankers would be an economic disaster. Same as lawyers: everyone hates them until you need one. Then they're a lifesaver.
@@marc-andreservant201 okay bommer
Cool it with the anti-semitism!
@@Papersheepp oy vey stop the antisemtism gooy
*Can you imagine a world without cooperate greed?*
You can look at Venezuela and you got it.
@@darkspire91 Difference between corporate greed and just a corporation.
*shiver*
Why would you need to substitute corporate greed with messianic dictactorship?
Can you imagine a world without TikTok?
A world without politicians
without politicians, news media, lawyers, advertisers and Google
It wouldn’t be as peaceful as you would think. It would either be anarchy immediately or quickly a dictator would rise up and take tyrannical control, then anarchy.
"politicians", unlike lawyers, do no exist as a group with specific interests that may sometimes be in conflict with the greater good, which makes the joke funny because it contains a grain of truth. Politicians are selected, put in charge and removed by people who vote for them and if that process does not work well it is usually because too many shallow uneducated people like you get to vote in a given electorate (all third world countries, but soon the west as well)
A world without black & white people who support black & white politicians.
A world without democracy is a dictatorship.
Interesting fact: the scene where Lionel pictures a world without lawyers was originally intended to have the song "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)" play in the background, but due to legal purposes, they instead used a soundalike of the song.
And it paid off!
Can you imagine a Simpsons video without comments?
*shudders*
Meh we said meh M.E.H meh
Can you imagine a world without violence?
Yes, after all life is dead there will be peace.
Yes, I can. It's a Star Trek type utopia. And it is achievable. It was achievable a century ago.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Violence will always exist. Even if we don't harm people, animals get harmed. If not cows and pigs, then insects get hurt. If not insects, then objects get damaged intentionally (which is violence). So, it doesn't matter how perfect anything is, violence will always be even without human interaction.
@@Gandhi_Physique This is not about animal violence, this is solely about human violence. Do not move the goalpost. We can and will eliminate human violence with the correct course of action and yet we stubbornly refuse to do so out of ignorance and fear.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty I didn't move the goalpost. The original comment didn't specify human on human violence. Also, only weirdos like their own comments.
Also, ending human violence is a pipe dream. It ain't gonna happen as long as people exist.
*Can you imagine a world without the internet*
I would have to go outside.
Walk.
An talk.
You sound like al queda
That's the world for millions of people today.
In my case, a world without lawyers would be a world in which my health insurance wouldnt cover any of my treatments
Just saying Bart did become a lawyer and then a Supreme Court Justice, so in a Weird Twisted Way, Mr. Huts was responsible for at least one good thing.
How I imagine a world without social media
'It's funny because it's true'
This is not what a world without lawyers would be like. A world without lawyers is a world where more people use violence to settle their personal disputes.
Lawyers are ugly for the same reasons conflict is ugly, and because they profit from that conflict. But conflict with each other is an inevitable part of the human condition. Lawyers codify most conflicts with a mostly nonviolent agreed upon standard that keeps maiming and murder from being the first solution.
Our world may not be great or even good, but a world without lawyers would be even worse.
"A world without lawyers is a world where more people use violence to settle their personal disputes."
Yeah...lawyers have never stopped that from happening.
@@Ash-WinchesterOhohohoh yes they have. In a world before lawyers were common, people used to DUEL to settle their differences. Violence was much more common back then.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Dude...people still use violence to settle their disputes. You make it sound lawyers brought an end to all violence.
@@Ash-Winchester Nope. World peace is a goal we should strive for. We all want it and need it. In a world without lawyers, we would inevitably see MORE violence. In the days before lawyers were commonplace, opponents used to DUEL each other with pistols or swords.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty "In a world without lawyers, we would inevitably see MORE violence."
I know for a fact that's not true.
Can you imagine a world without tumblr?
Bart does become a lawyer. At least in a few future episodes. Lol
Can you imagine a world without legacy sequels?
Bosnia herzogovina had no lawyers in the 90s
Thank you, I couldn't find this anywhere else.
Well, hopefully AI makes it so you don't go bankrupt winning an argument.
And in Treehouse of Horrors, Lisa wishes for World Peace
That was very selfish of her. Lol.
@@Ash-WinchesterNo it's not, it's selfless. We all want that kinda world. We need it.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
The Joke
Your head
@@Ash-Winchester Nope. It's not a joke. We all want and need that kind of world. It's not selfish, it's selfless.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Dude my comments was the fucking joke. It's a reference to what homer says. Lisa wishes for world peace and after the monkey's paw grants her wish, he yell at her and says "Lisa, that was very selfish of you!"
The Joke
your head
Here before this randomly gets recommend to everyone.
Can you imagine a world without corrupt politicians or governments? ;)
I like to think that Lionel Hutz is an idealist at heart but, hey you gotta bring home bacon somehow.
Lawyers sure make the legal system worse but I don't think people would be hate-less without the existence of lawyers.
Can you imagine a world without journalists?
Then we'd only have Fox news, smh
@SirWeirdGuy Credit where it's due.
UA-cam: "can you imagine a world without ads?"
the music is a subtle "I like to teach the world to sing"
Back when the simpsons were good. Fuck I feel old.
“Can you imagine a world without updated autopsy reports?”
- Miles edgeworth
I believe there is a song from Spitting Image about killing lawyers but unfortunately it got removed along with 99% of Spitting Image stuff when the new remake was released, so many great songs and episodes gone.
Can you imagine a world without America
can you imagine a world without tiktok?
A world without Lawyers is Q's court.
Can you imagine a world without certain countries having veto power in the UN?
I certainly can. Just think of how many problems would be solved with one big weekly all-out street brawl. No firearms or sharp objects, just fists and blunt objects. Lay down one good solid savage beating and it’s all out of your system. 👍🏽
P1 "how dare you say that about me an my family . Imma show you"
P2 "imma put the ole police choke hold on you" 😂👮🤣👍
You mean the annual Purge
Yeah right lol. You'll just get shot a week later if you win. Or you'll get jumped. Potentially people you love could get hurt too. Basically, that's dumb.
This said, I do think mutual combat laws are acceptable things to have. People should be allowed to fight if they want to, without lethal weaponry.
This is a fine joke, but realistically removing lawyers also removes any semblance of professionalism from the courts.
If you think current rulings are unjust or unfair, just wait until you see a proper kangaroo court.
When you think about, given that this joke was funny and accurate when it was written an remains as much so to this day, it might actually be the best line in the series history.
What part of this joke is accurate? Do you really think Lawyers are what's blocking World Peace?
0:12 can you imagine a world without me ?
I'm with Hutz...I hate other people's happiness
Can you imagine a world without multi billion dollar companies?
Phoenix Wright: 100%
A family is a group of people who share a lawyer.
pheonix wright wouldnt exist
Burt Simpsons
0:16
Can you imagine a Canadian Team with the Stanley Cup?
Gary Bettman: Shudders
If Lawyers didn’t exist, then wrongly accused people would be thrown in jail.
And it’s also the lawyers who try to put those wrongly accused people in jail. A great example is Mike Nifong of the Duke Lacrosse Scandal.
@@bcdside well do you have any other ideas on how to prove your innocence?
@@coolyfulgore4207 Apart from actually having a learned, dutiful and talented police force doing their jobs unencumbered and unmolested, the ever-advancing reality AI Litigation, if free from engineered treachery, could really level the playing field between dueling legal factions and save millions - nay, billions - in fees and court costs.
Because wrongly accused people never get thrown in jail?
@@OmetecuhtliThat is so wrong and not true
Can you imagine a world without Zinc?!
that… is just cruel…
A world without congress
Can you imagine a world where we don't buy houses
Can you imagine a world without memes?
Shut up
No!
Hyroglyphics (sp)
*everything on fire*
Can you imagine a world without steamed hams?
*Shudders*
Can you imagine a world without Twitter?
Thank you for this :)
I Would Be Afraid If I Can Imagine A World Without Any Adults Or? Teenagers. I Would Also Be Afraid If I Can Imagine A World Without Rules, Laws And Authorities.
*Can you imagine a world without youtube copyright*
Can you imagine a world without The Beatles?
That would be a world worse off.
Don't want to.
why would you want that
if only this were the case
Can you imagine a world without iFunny reddit Twitter Instagram and 4chan
A world without governments
here after someone tried insulting walz because he didn’t go to law school
I love that Burt wants to be a lawyer.
Can you imagine a world without politics??
Never really understood this idea that lawyers are pure evil. They play the roles of both sides of any argument. And actively help you when you're in trouble. Without them to pursue fair trials, the world would be much more violent
Not pure evil, but the fact that they contort their actions despite them knowing the guilt of their client. Not that I disagree, just saying. Take for example O.J. Simpson. Today, watching the trial with hindsight, it looked like a circus. Is O.J's lawyer a good lawyer? Yes. Is he a *good* person by bullshitting his way for a not guilty verdict?
@@PRubin-rh4sr
I heard that if you look back at the reading of the OJ verdict, you can see OJ act shocked with a big*ss smile slowly crease across on his face, Johnny Cochran celebrates as if he himself got away with murder, but the defense attorney Mr. Kardashian is sitting there with a stone cold face despite his client winning. Why? Because he personally knew the victim, knew that OJ was obviously guilty, and believes that even with “the best” defense OJ would’ve still been locked up in jail…..but nope, that’s not what happened.
And one thing you’ll never hear about nowadays is that while the verdict was being read, one of the jurors made a “Black Power” fist to OJ, signifying that the all-black jury deemed the charges to be racially motivated by “the white” criminal justice system, and that they were going to fight back by letting a murderer off the hook.
I get it dude, I used to have the same outlook as you do, but once you get acquainted with the justice system either as the plaintiff, a witness, or the accused and you see what these pieces of garbage are allowed to get away with, your opinion will change on a dime.
Imagine being a veteran and having your kids permanently taken away from you in a divorce because the presiding judge accepts the opposing lawyer’s argument that your military service means that you’re a “murderer” and are thus too dangerous to be around any of your kids.
Imagine that state employees accidentally demolished your home (with them sharing 100% of the blame) and your slam dunk case gets thrown out because the agency’s lawyers argued that they have “sovereign immunity” and simply don’t consent to being sued.
Imagine that you’re a whistleblower and report wrongdoing being committed at the government agency you work for, only for the agency’s lawyers to retaliate by crafting a series of lies by coaching current employees with a script to read in order to smear and discredit your name, so that all of your whistleblower allegations get written off as lies purported by a disgruntled employee while the agency now has the necessary pretext to serve as a cover story to get away with firing you for _daring_ to report them for violating the law.
Trust me dude, once you get in a position where a big institution (or just a piece of sh*t individual) hires an army of lawyers to try and help their criminal client circumvent the law while ruining your life in the process, you’ll rethink your opinions about lawyers in an instant.
@@PRubin-rh4sr "the fact that they contort their actions despite them knowing the guilt of their client"
They don't do that. Any lawyer who did that would be disbarred.
I miss Phil Hartman…
Archaon: Can you imagine the Old World without Chaos?
0:13 a world without drugs!
There is a world without lawyers, just watch Back to the Future II.