Caduceus Clay tries Alcohol

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  • @secpendragon9760
    @secpendragon9760 6 років тому +2672

    "I've had six drinks, I'm in the biggest city I've ever been in, and everything tastes terrible."
    I lost my shit, man

    • @ironrose6
      @ironrose6 5 років тому +54

      Yeah I woke up my entire family busting a gut on that. I don't know why it broke me so bad.

    • @jeremyf6821
      @jeremyf6821 5 років тому +56

      The most common first experience in LA.

    • @lazylittledragon
      @lazylittledragon 4 роки тому +12

      i just finished my first semester of university and that’s basically my experience in a nutshell

  • @Pokephira
    @Pokephira 4 роки тому +1539

    It's so surreal to watch Talisen go from the most austentatious and worldly character ever to the ultimate virgin.

    • @Eadwulf_Skald
      @Eadwulf_Skald 3 роки тому +114

      Asexuality will do that to you

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +46

      He played Mollymauk too, so consider Caduceus a cross between Molly and Percy

    • @unknowncreature-0069
      @unknowncreature-0069 2 роки тому +13

      I know I'm kind of having a hard time transitioning. I'm enjoying the asexual vibes though.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 2 роки тому +8

      @@Eadwulf_Skald not really, planty of ace are not and plenty of aces do drink, cluelessness is not inherently an ace trait

  • @IactuallyShitRainbow
    @IactuallyShitRainbow 6 років тому +1930

    roll for liking milk

    • @TwadesOldChannel
      @TwadesOldChannel 6 років тому +109

      IactuallyShitRainbow I wonder if he’d be lactose intolerant if he rolled a 1

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 5 років тому +34

      @@TwadesOldChannel Would he get a buff from milk when he rolled a 20?

    • @pnutbutr7065
      @pnutbutr7065 5 років тому +41

      @@Kalenz1234 he'd get +1 AC for having so much calcium

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 5 років тому +17

      @@pnutbutr7065 stronk bones make for stronk cow men

    • @pnutbutr7065
      @pnutbutr7065 5 років тому +5

      @@JEST3R_ im getting homestuck flashbacks (even though it was a horse...)

  • @tythranduilion2410
    @tythranduilion2410 6 років тому +1390

    I'm just still cackling at "Caduceus Clay, we are your destinyyyy" "Ohh, noo. This-- this is a lot"

    • @wozing
      @wozing 6 років тому +7

      My favorite line from this area of the series.

  • @Geth-Who
    @Geth-Who 6 років тому +842

    Travis quietly pleading for Caduceus to go full Roger Rabbit on the booze is one of the best moments ever.

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 5 років тому +564

    2:30 That cough was perfect holy shit. For a second I though he actually was choking.

    • @nichotamer9418
      @nichotamer9418 4 роки тому +47

      just recently we had a part of our campaign where our warlock threw a stink bomb that smelled like carrots...like the essence of carrots times 10000 as we tried to fight mole people and it was awful. we had to roll con checks each round to see if we would throw up. finally as we left i legit fell to my knees on the floor and coughed, fake at first but it turned real rather quick and i made retching noises and they were like "holy shit are you legit throwing up" and im like "nah dude im good"

  • @MorganneLee
    @MorganneLee 6 років тому +794

    wait till he sees the smut shop...

    • @Beeimus
      @Beeimus 6 років тому +45

      They missed the chance to do that. XD

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 6 років тому +32

      We have a whole campaign left

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 5 років тому +7

      @@magicrainbowkitties1023 I hope they get to pull him in there xD

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 років тому +3

      @@magicrainbowkitties1023 the chastity nook tusk love

  • @keantully-mclelland1383
    @keantully-mclelland1383 5 років тому +1141

    i really hope in the next campaign sam plays a larger rece like a minotaur or something so rather than his really big flasks and mugs he drinks from a tiny little glass or something

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 5 років тому +48

      Just a giant minotaur drinking from a shotglass

    • @aduckinlingerie
      @aduckinlingerie 3 роки тому +4

      that would be hell to refill all the time tho tbf

    • @enwarrior8163
      @enwarrior8163 3 роки тому +6

      The mental image that gives has me wheezing with laughter. I loved it!

    • @sejama6625
      @sejama6625 3 роки тому +15

      Then again, drinking from a jerry will never not be funny.

    • @molly-zx9cr
      @molly-zx9cr 3 роки тому +34

      It’s 2 years later and he became the flask

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 5 років тому +676

    2:49 - I can't get over Liam stealing Sam's flask. I never noticed that before.

    • @MamaCuddles_
      @MamaCuddles_ 5 років тому +42

      Murdo Maclachlan I loved it and the look he gives the camera as he takes it is sooooo hilarious

    • @Damian-Hia
      @Damian-Hia 4 роки тому +33

      Sams reaction to it tho

    • @Lagiacrus97
      @Lagiacrus97 4 роки тому +8

      Laughs in social distancing

    • @madelynbright8524
      @madelynbright8524 3 роки тому +12

      if only he knew how often that flask has been cleaned

    • @madeofmandrake1748
      @madeofmandrake1748 3 роки тому +9

      @@madelynbright8524 That flask has been cleaned?

  • @Beeimus
    @Beeimus 6 років тому +631

    Ale, wine, and mead for the soft boy. He’d like those.

  • @joeyuzwa891
    @joeyuzwa891 4 роки тому +279

    I love how Cad, a freaking cow-man, doesn’t like milk lol

    • @XerkDaniels
      @XerkDaniels 4 роки тому +50

      Caduceus is no more of a cow person than Grog. They are both giantkin. The only difference is Firbolg originated in the feywild and it shaped some of their features and extended their lifespan.

    • @larrycantdraw8995
      @larrycantdraw8995 4 роки тому +33

      It's like drinking your moms breastmilk when you are 30, so can you really blame him lmao

    • @beafbuger
      @beafbuger 4 роки тому

      he's vegan

    • @ZazzilasArden
      @ZazzilasArden 4 роки тому +13

      @@beafbuger Caduceus isn't vegan. He quite likes honey and cheese.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZazzilasArden In Ep 110, doesn't he confirm that he's vegetarian as he sits at the table?

  • @robouteguilliman6662
    @robouteguilliman6662 5 років тому +227

    There is a certain magic about the usage of Alcohol and Taverns in D&D. Not only a place to relax but practically a designated zone for light-hearted ness.

  • @theoneandonlytardis9535
    @theoneandonlytardis9535 3 роки тому +77

    I love Taliesin's "I have to finish getting angry at Sam first" at 2:13

  • @resdamalos
    @resdamalos 6 років тому +510

    Oh god I'm picturing this scene animated so vividly - Nott, Jester, and Caduceus at the bar while the others watch in amusement from a booth. Even the other small interactions like where Liam takes Sam's flask could be Caleb using Mage Hand to steal Nott's shot glass. It just goes to show how skilled these actors are.

    • @Puffleman24
      @Puffleman24 6 років тому +36

      They're just so used to _being_ other people for a few hours, they can't help but develop little habits as them

  • @TrashJackalCrafts
    @TrashJackalCrafts 4 роки тому +101

    Sam’s face after he realized Liam had stolen his flask killed me instantly

  • @OhChizzz
    @OhChizzz 6 років тому +536

    marisha's "white russian" joke almost killed me lmao

    • @brendanshaw7401
      @brendanshaw7401 6 років тому +13

      I read this just as she said it

    • @ebonyvoigt7257
      @ebonyvoigt7257 5 років тому +20

      Matt looked so proud of her for that too!

    • @copycrow4486
      @copycrow4486 4 роки тому +22

      A white Xhorhasian. You gotta keep it within the realms of the world to be cannon. So simple fix, rename it!

    • @srslyimnotaspy101
      @srslyimnotaspy101 4 роки тому +11

      The Big Clay-bowski

    • @melonmode4128
      @melonmode4128 2 роки тому

      @@srslyimnotaspy101 Far out

  • @notjarek237
    @notjarek237 5 років тому +140

    I want a ringtone of Travis whispering "shots shots shots shots shots shots."

  • @ayokekw
    @ayokekw 6 років тому +775

    Maybe it's just me but in my eyes I see all the adults on one side of the DM (Fjord, Beau, and Caleb) then the sort of children on the other (Nott, Jester, and Cadeceus) hehe

    • @PsychoticLuna
      @PsychoticLuna 5 років тому +89

      Nott is that one wild mom whilst Caleb is that mature kid who keeps his mom in check

    • @General_Pinkledink
      @General_Pinkledink 5 років тому +11

      I see the same thing but in the other direction.

    • @lilyminer9164
      @lilyminer9164 5 років тому +44

      I mean Beau being an adult is debatable

    • @BornAScout
      @BornAScout 4 роки тому +23

      Caddyshack is an adult, he's just that one random stoner uncle that's never entirely sure what's going on.

    • @oliviahaglund8978
      @oliviahaglund8978 4 роки тому +9

      Actually Nott is an adult (vodka aunt) and Beau is a rebellious teenage lesbian

  • @Fairfieldfencer
    @Fairfieldfencer 4 роки тому +127

    Taliesin, the whiskey expert who mixed a decades old scotch with Coca Cola.

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 Рік тому +3

      I thought that was Matt

    • @elroyfromny
      @elroyfromny Рік тому +5

      It was both of them, and they didn’t know it was good scotch when they asked for it.

    • @olliemoffat4025
      @olliemoffat4025 Рік тому +3

      As a born and bred scotman, that still haunts me

  • @emmahacker4020
    @emmahacker4020 5 років тому +106

    Caduceus Clay- the designated driver 😆❤️

  • @kioeclipse
    @kioeclipse 6 років тому +266

    i mean sam isnt entirely wrong, whiskey is made from a grain mash and is fermented at some point during the process

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому +144

    The Hermit Druid Goat Man is trying alcohol and getting shit faced. CHEERS!

  • @crystletear1224
    @crystletear1224 5 років тому +125

    It's what Molly would have wanted XD

  • @dani5172
    @dani5172 5 років тому +226

    I really just wanna point out the silent mini convo between Caleb and Jester starting at 4:48 after what Caleb said to Cad and Jester saying how she's never thrown up drunk and Caleb immedietly offering
    Idk why but I found that really sweet in a weird way

    • @sodapopmermaid7897
      @sodapopmermaid7897 5 років тому +20

      “COME SIT DOWN.” “D: noooo!”

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 4 роки тому +5

      I haven't noticed that! So precious in character acting moments

  • @brandonhoward3805
    @brandonhoward3805 5 років тому +208

    Same thing happened on my group a while back lol. I was the firbolg who never drank, my bard friend got me an ale and I couldn't say no because I was too polite. The next morning I woke up in prison for 'public indecency' as the dm said lmao

  • @MentalMeles
    @MentalMeles 4 роки тому +67

    The man went from *this* to casually collecting the heads of creatures he and his friend have killed in order to obtain information later
    Character development and classic Mighty Nein corruption

  • @Snowie7826
    @Snowie7826 5 років тому +59

    "Just let me finish getting angry at Sam"

  • @annach8794
    @annach8794 6 років тому +136

    Caduceus has a James Spader timber to his voice... I loooove it!

    • @larrynintendo6838
      @larrynintendo6838 6 років тому +2

      Definitely! I got James Spader, or Rosewood from Beverly Hills Cop. Good ear!

    • @wozing
      @wozing 6 років тому +2

      Right? When I first heard him,I just imagined Robert California.

  • @BadSkeelz
    @BadSkeelz 6 років тому +136

    "We're going to the Leaky Tap, we've been summoned by Evantica....do you know where they are?" - Nott the Best Detective

  • @MyKingdomforAdRevenue
    @MyKingdomforAdRevenue 5 років тому +49

    You know it's good milk when you have to chew it

  • @joey19931226
    @joey19931226 5 років тому +32

    8:08 caduceus whipping it

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 3 роки тому +34

    I do love that the next time we see him drink, its hard liquor with hallucinogenic plants in it.

  • @SolrSurfr3
    @SolrSurfr3 5 років тому +39

    Someone give this poor boy a hot toddy

  • @bmoney2011
    @bmoney2011 5 років тому +39

    d-did Caleb just tell another joke...

  • @glimmerpearl_
    @glimmerpearl_ 4 роки тому +16

    Caduceus: why is it spicy

  • @cryofpaine
    @cryofpaine 4 роки тому +24

    I'm so Caduceus. I can't stand drinking.

  • @sequorroxx
    @sequorroxx 5 років тому +23

    Leave it to Nott to find a way to convince the hippy to try booze.

  • @yourlocalgremlin2152
    @yourlocalgremlin2152 4 роки тому +17

    6:20 Liam fuckig around with the cards is great (6:42 is the best card bit)

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe 4 роки тому +11

    Caduceus is that one responsible friend who was coerced by his other friends into becoming an alcoholic.

  • @Kogmaw342
    @Kogmaw342 6 років тому +104

    2:45, man I barely even caught Vex taking the flask

    • @mushroomshrub
      @mushroomshrub 6 років тому +65

      That's Vax, she's Vex ;)

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +5

      @@mushroomshrub That's Caleb, Vax and Vex are from Vox Machina

  • @cipher_eye
    @cipher_eye Рік тому +3

    "I don't think I've ever had milk"
    .. how in the fuck-

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple Рік тому +1

    4:54 😭
    “You cant properly be apart of civilization until you’ve been shitfaced and thrown up”

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +13

    This interaction is adorable

  • @greeneyesgirl467
    @greeneyesgirl467 3 роки тому +4

    Watching this in 2021...they were certainly his destiny 😊

  • @alexpotter9073
    @alexpotter9073 2 роки тому +9

    I have this head cannon that they're all different kinds of drunks. Like fjords the silent one. Jesters loud and sings and pretends she's her mom. Yasha is built like a stone wall so when shes timpsy everyone's compleatly drunk. Maybe it's me

  • @jasmineorvis9176
    @jasmineorvis9176 5 років тому +15

    That we are your destiny thing is coming into play a lot. I love these characters

  • @FeyNoel
    @FeyNoel 2 роки тому +5

    if only the bartender had made him a Long Island Iced Tea when they asked for tea.

  • @modgabih2466
    @modgabih2466 5 років тому +9

    9:06 FOR MOLLY!

  • @alioness-w-noregrets7471
    @alioness-w-noregrets7471 2 роки тому +9

    I know alcohol can be fun, but I wonder if any taverns could sell something like mulled cider or mulled wine. Caduceus might like those.

  • @kitkat7537
    @kitkat7537 5 років тому +24

    me and my firend s are drunk rn and did the lip blowing thing rn and we are dying laughing im sobbing

  • @TheInsomniaddict
    @TheInsomniaddict 4 роки тому +2

    this was the right video to watch while drinking.

  • @Uncommoner
    @Uncommoner 3 роки тому +2

    Oh my god! They're effectively screeching him in !!!

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому +43

    HAS ANYONE PUT A TEA BAG IN ALCOHOL? I WANT TO KNOW!

    • @Illustrata6
      @Illustrata6 5 років тому +9

      I've tried hard green tea before and it's really good

    • @r0binh00dracc00n
      @r0binh00dracc00n 5 років тому +2

      It’s not... oof good at all

    • @skittykay
      @skittykay 5 років тому +13

      Alcoholic Kombucha is a thing and I want Clay to canonically invent it in their universe

    • @jacedoes7824
      @jacedoes7824 4 роки тому +7

      tequila and black tea was a go-to in high school.. called it teaquila

    • @stepharoth
      @stepharoth 2 роки тому +2

      A hot toddy is alcohol with tea, which is what Fjord was referring to

  • @SquishyTrym
    @SquishyTrym 5 років тому +8

    Our DM made up a drinking challenge where people have to stay conscious after drinking the strongest dwarven whisky. My halfling cleric succeeded 2 out of 3 times in each establishment the party went to.

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 5 років тому +20

    SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS!!! X-D

  • @Densetsu321
    @Densetsu321 6 років тому +27

    DID LIAM FART???

    • @sandssavvy
      @sandssavvy  6 років тому +60

      He noticed his chair makes a fart like sound when he moves it earlier in the ep, now he is moving the chair on purpose for comedic effect.

  • @unknowncreature-0069
    @unknowncreature-0069 2 роки тому +1

    I mean that is the basic process of how alcohol is made. It's not really how whisky is made, but it's basically how alcohol happens.

  • @nicholasfotou2980
    @nicholasfotou2980 5 років тому +6

    BTW, tea is really good with a shot of whiskey.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 років тому +8

    pure goat boy that is mate tries alcohol for the first time.

  • @EditDeath
    @EditDeath 14 днів тому

    Imagine in the new campaign, if they ever meet, if Grog gives Caduceus a shot of Sandkheg's Hide. It's the exact opposite of what he'd ever want!

  • @christunnell2377
    @christunnell2377 4 роки тому

    Oh the milk chaser have me full body shivers... Oh boy...

  • @macpotty
    @macpotty 4 місяці тому

    You know the milk is good when you can chew it.

  • @crowsandcryptids
    @crowsandcryptids 4 роки тому +3

    I remember i had a mini ran in the comments as my family makes beer and spirts for a living because of how wrong Sam is

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому +2

    He didn't even roll con.

  • @NinjaDeathSlap
    @NinjaDeathSlap 7 місяців тому

    Introducing a teetotaler to their first alcohol but going for straight whiskey right after they've just had warm milk? That is... a choice.

  • @jerseysjor9939
    @jerseysjor9939 4 роки тому

    This bartender sounds like Nolan North's sully impersonation

  • @nickollasrbbvk2528
    @nickollasrbbvk2528 5 років тому +32

    if my character ever had alcohol he would probably cast spark on it and drink it and feel it *literally* burn

    • @KetchupRocket
      @KetchupRocket 5 років тому +9

      My character is disguised as a 400 year old elven woman, but she's really like 16. Party went to a bar and got plastered, my character had 1 drink and was OUT.

    • @nickollasrbbvk2528
      @nickollasrbbvk2528 5 років тому +5

      Honestly, I just noticed how cringy this moment is, why did I even write it?

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 5 років тому +6

      @@nickollasrbbvk2528 it made me laugh, so that's a success

  • @Wertical93
    @Wertical93 3 роки тому +7

    It´s not White Russian, it´s "White Rosohnan"! ;)

  • @Leytier
    @Leytier 4 роки тому +1

    I love a woman who knows her drinks, aka Marisha Lol

  • @symphony_in_plaid4592
    @symphony_in_plaid4592 3 роки тому +1

    Juno Greenpoint and Caduceus would get along so well 😂😂
    ...mostly. Cad doesn't like milk. 😬

  • @k.g.7591
    @k.g.7591 5 років тому +3

    A white zimnian

  • @dracowolf3212
    @dracowolf3212 5 років тому +3

    Someone make him a White Russian!

  • @nfortin24
    @nfortin24 4 роки тому

    Should of slid an ale as a chaser

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 4 роки тому +1

    Hot Totties are DELICIOUS!

  • @mewzombieful
    @mewzombieful 3 роки тому

    caduceus should try amareto

  • @foxesandfawns
    @foxesandfawns 4 роки тому

    Anyone know the bg music used?

  • @nickboening321
    @nickboening321 4 роки тому

    Fart at 3:26