Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: An Exploration in Identity - A Video Essay

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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2020
  • A video brought to you by MooPer, showing that we are lucky to have experienced an incredible trilogy that forces us to ask "What if?" and answers that question with courage and insight not previously seen in the saga it's saving.
    I know people will disagree but i'm just right, Disney has elevated a broken franchise to Magnumi-Opusau (Latin for "Perfect good") And thanks to my extensive Filmic School Education, I can teach you why this film trilogy is better than you could ever understand.
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  • @hoozzahgames9209
    @hoozzahgames9209 4 роки тому +1617

    The way I identify Mauler's April fools videos isn't because of the date, his way of speaking or even what he's saying. No... The way I know is the fact that it's not even 40 minutes long

    • @TrisStrudel
      @TrisStrudel 4 роки тому +46

      Long long man

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 4 роки тому +9

      Got 'em

    • @drewlomax7837
      @drewlomax7837 4 роки тому +19

      for me, it was the thumbnail text

    • @imechko_familia
      @imechko_familia 4 роки тому +1

      so do i :D

    • @Sangtrone
      @Sangtrone 4 роки тому +7

      @@drewlomax7837 it's sad I knew exactly who he was poking fun at just from that detail.

  • @wesleyfravel5149
    @wesleyfravel5149 4 роки тому +4251

    Ah, a perfect April Fools day joke: Mauler uploading a video less than an hour in length.

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 4 роки тому +75

      I know right? It's like Jay Exci not getting invaded in his own video.

    • @crashschwarzen4642
      @crashschwarzen4642 4 роки тому +6

      amazing comment

    • @Boots43096
      @Boots43096 4 роки тому +6

      mauler posting a video that's not EFAP

    • @murasaika2776
      @murasaika2776 4 роки тому +4

      Perfect April fool's joke, longman not being the longman.

    • @bastis3439
      @bastis3439 4 роки тому +3

      Don't worry tomorrow he'll upload the 3 hour version 😂

  • @coleyohley71
    @coleyohley71 3 роки тому +642

    It’s shocking how I remember absolutely none of this video after watching it. Not a single sentence. I swear these words are made of grease because they went in one ear and slid out the other. Best April Fools joke ever.

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 3 роки тому +27

      I think that's on purpose.

    • @andre26391
      @andre26391 2 роки тому +30

      i will remember the last words of this essay: raid shadow legends

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 2 роки тому +8

      @@andre26391 heh ... "Reyed shadow legends"

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 2 роки тому +3

      But in all seriousness, yeah I just remember me leaving the comment of "overcame his need to hurt black people"

    • @jimyeetast9335
      @jimyeetast9335 2 роки тому

      Ikr wtf

  • @mrmeyerhofer
    @mrmeyerhofer 4 роки тому +704

    "It's subtle and unspoken..." as the screen cuts to a planet-sized Death Star. Then "While Luke argues that there is no morality..." cuts to Luke milking an alien dino-boob. This really is some epic level satire here.

    • @OlafLesniak
      @OlafLesniak 3 роки тому +44

      Here's another one.
      "most amazing in terms of[...]acting"
      Shows a robot of all things which harkens back to his TFA series where he says WALL-E is a better actor than Daisy Ridley.

  • @ImperfectWeapons
    @ImperfectWeapons 4 роки тому +309

    There's a special kind of hatred you can't help but feel toward a school of thought so shallow and predictably deluded that you can already hear all their exact talking points before it even comes out of their mouths. Most of us just wouldn't make a 20 minute monologue out of it.

    • @getinthebackofmyvan
      @getinthebackofmyvan 4 роки тому +22

      Most of us don’t have a quarter million subscribers to our UA-cam channels either.

    • @delboy7264
      @delboy7264 4 роки тому +1

      i disagree about the hate of school my friend as you are tot exactly what the government wants you to know!! math & english notwithstanding

  • @BlastYoBoots
    @BlastYoBoots 4 роки тому +592

    It's pretty scary how easily you were able to write a 21-minute script that said absolutely nothing

    • @TheNthMouse
      @TheNthMouse 4 роки тому +22

      Easily? Nothing?! I think you need to look deeper.

    • @supershadey09
      @supershadey09 4 роки тому +115

      Well, he's been exposed to a lot of inspiration in the past year.

    • @Duncecap64
      @Duncecap64 4 роки тому +5

      i mean he even said it himself that it wasnt hard to say alot of nothing in that part 1 of TFA

    • @darkbum1510
      @darkbum1510 3 роки тому +9

      @@lennynero8614 Which one?

    • @odiadordeisrael
      @odiadordeisrael 3 роки тому +8

      @@lennynero8614 lol you call people "manbabies" and "alt-righters"

  • @matimo8321
    @matimo8321 4 роки тому +237

    This feels kinda like when you're reading a book and suddenly you realize you haven't been paying attention for the last page or so

  • @stephensocolow682
    @stephensocolow682 3 роки тому +268

    11:30 the more you look at this graph the more you laugh
    1) Dexter Jettster not only being there, but having so many lines connected to him
    2) Rose not having ANY lines connecting to her box
    3) Finn being there twice and having a line connecting the two boxes, which corresponds perfectly with MauLer's statement at 15:02: "An important note is that Finn grows through his conflict with Finn."
    And there are probably even more that I'm missing. It's just so beautifully done. I tip my hat to you, MauLer, you have really out done yourself.

  • @Shadowhawk668
    @Shadowhawk668 4 роки тому +580

    I love how you've perfectly replicated these people's ability to talk a lot but say absolutely nothing.

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 4 роки тому +8

      Shadowhawk668
      You should see Mauler’s GDELB videos, I nearly had a stroke listening to that.

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 роки тому

      nope. he did say something

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 роки тому

      @@jebblottin92 he said the whole meaningful theme of the plot of movie

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 4 роки тому +3

      He should go into politics.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому

      Well yeah, it’s super easy to do

  • @mawinstallation6626
    @mawinstallation6626 4 роки тому +898

    The most elaborate, most effort-put April Fools joke I've ever seen.

    • @fernandogajo8800
      @fernandogajo8800 4 роки тому +7

      I Have seen a video about Wau, the magic number... you might enjoy.
      By vihart

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 роки тому

      Implying that Mauler makes an effort.

  • @ThorneyedWT
    @ThorneyedWT 4 роки тому +2193

    I know this is joke, but still this was painful to watch.

    • @marduk1734
      @marduk1734 3 роки тому +6

      Оу уважаю, брОтишка.

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 3 роки тому +53

      At some points the stupid is so strong it just doesn't parse.

    • @latviandragon2718
      @latviandragon2718 3 роки тому +2

      agreed

    • @wojak-sensei6424
      @wojak-sensei6424 3 роки тому +29

      I've read and written research papers in high school that don't have this level of over-compensation. And English ain't even my first language. This is something I'd say in a improv report in a Science subject, not when I'm discussing a movie's script.

    • @jude8943
      @jude8943 3 роки тому

      YES!

  • @summerlarvae
    @summerlarvae 3 роки тому +56

    the perfect manipulation: the calm voice, the calm music, the inspiring visuals, the motivational quotes, no one single coherent argument.

    • @sirtsregris9040
      @sirtsregris9040 3 роки тому

      This video is a joke

    • @summerlarvae
      @summerlarvae 3 роки тому +11

      @@sirtsregris9040 r/whooosh?

    • @Burns_RED
      @Burns_RED 2 місяці тому

      He captured Just Write flawlessly 😂

  • @eyeofodin01
    @eyeofodin01 4 роки тому +339

    That awkward moment when the joke is so accurate you almost believe he's Serious...

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 4 роки тому +5

      Poe's Law?

    • @chatch621
      @chatch621 4 роки тому +8

      Is this video sarcasm or satire?

    • @haplo781
      @haplo781 4 роки тому +6

      @@chatch621 satire.

    • @Eshayzbra96
      @Eshayzbra96 4 роки тому +1

      As soon as he started memeing Hux being a Nazi I knew it at that moment

  • @gax1337
    @gax1337 4 роки тому +646

    the biggest joke is that mauler released two videos within the same month

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 4 роки тому +29

      And they both are too short.

    • @Gakusangi
      @Gakusangi 4 роки тому +22

      Both of which are under an hour, even combined.

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 4 роки тому +11

      On the same day, no less.

    • @ricardoandres914
      @ricardoandres914 4 роки тому +8

      within the same hour

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +1

      + EFAP
      Edit: But I get ya.

  • @Nexuish
    @Nexuish 3 роки тому +582

    Okay, hear me out...
    A troll UA-cam account where you just use your “American” accent

    • @brightblue6184
      @brightblue6184 3 роки тому +30

      So he becomes the new Remarkable Republican.

    • @KingThor128
      @KingThor128 3 роки тому +13

      Tempting, but it takes long enough for Mauler to put a video out on one channel, much less two.
      Rest of GoT Unbridled Rage when?

    • @Destino2493
      @Destino2493 3 роки тому +8

      @@KingThor128 On this new channel Mauler would just crank out videos, no redrafting no re-editing no points no deep exploration 😂

    • @comicface8105
      @comicface8105 3 роки тому +6

      and covers the channel on EFAP

  • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
    @John_1-1_in_Japanese 4 роки тому +299

    This video is perfect for those that like having a video running as background noise while they play vidya but don't want it to actually distract them. I never realized I needed a UA-cam genre of ambient bullshit before.

    • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
      @John_1-1_in_Japanese 4 роки тому +62

      In retrospect, I suppose there's already plenty of channels like that unintentionally

    • @kingsweden4636
      @kingsweden4636 4 роки тому +13

      that is subjective

    • @andrewbray772
      @andrewbray772 3 роки тому +41

      ambient bullshit 😆😆😆

    • @UltimateTobi
      @UltimateTobi 2 роки тому +10

      @@andrewbray772 Yeah. Background banter you can't quite make out, but don't mind listening to.
      The content of this video numbs me to a point I can't follow simple sentences he utters.

    • @Sara_Feingold
      @Sara_Feingold 2 роки тому +7

      @@UltimateTobi You may think you WANT control over your surroundings and a perfect understanding of everything happening around you, to assert your dominance over those around your like the porcelain genitals being used as a blunt weapon in Clockwork Orange. What you NEED to realize is that you are ultimately powerless, a mere mote floating along in the zephyr of some grand power's flatulence, no more capable of exerting control than the proverbial goat chained to a post in a T-Rex habitat.
      ...did I do it right? ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

  • @strakk
    @strakk 4 роки тому +2347

    He's actually saying nothing, no points,no arguments. I love this so much thank you Longman

    • @Necrow_Productions
      @Necrow_Productions 3 роки тому +15

      500 upvotes and no comments?! Edit: 660 now

    • @Gabe_Hunt
      @Gabe_Hunt 3 роки тому +16

      @@Necrow_Productions likes not upvotes lol

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon 3 роки тому +25

      @@Gabe_Hunt oldshool UA-cam slang... before the likes, there were upvotes and stars...

    • @chriscross8547
      @chriscross8547 3 роки тому +21

      It's like a real video essay...
      😢 it's beautiful

    • @Necrow_Productions
      @Necrow_Productions 3 роки тому +4

      @@prince-solomon hooray for oldschool UA-cam!! :D

  • @alanmagana4956
    @alanmagana4956 4 роки тому +668

    I knew that this was an April Fool's joke because this film analysis is 20 minutes long instead of 3 hours.

    • @brucerobertson628
      @brucerobertson628 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't even think of that, I just thought it was a regular joke

    • @GFKCEG
      @GFKCEG 4 роки тому

      Nobody asked you

    • @clairetellkamp6253
      @clairetellkamp6253 4 роки тому +2

      And it felt like it was longer than all efaps added up.

  • @Jays_dead_cat
    @Jays_dead_cat 3 роки тому +294

    Its happened. Mauler has "evolved as a critic"

    • @frederictam1335
      @frederictam1335 3 роки тому +2

      April fools, it was posted at april fools.

    • @ROCKpilot590
      @ROCKpilot590 3 роки тому +7

      @@frederictam1335 duh

    • @frederictam1335
      @frederictam1335 3 роки тому +8

      @@ROCKpilot590 I was young and naive that long, long 3 months ago.

    • @edwardwhite8253
      @edwardwhite8253 2 роки тому +1

      @@ROCKpilot590 well at least you recognize your own naivete

  • @joringedamke5597
    @joringedamke5597 4 роки тому +73

    "These ten characters are the moral... wait... is that *Dexter*?" Well played, MauLer.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +14

      Dexter Jettster has more connection with the characters in TRoS than Rose Tico, he is correct

    • @brightblue6184
      @brightblue6184 3 роки тому +8

      Don't forget that Finn is on there twice, and Rey Palpatine has a connection that doesn't go anywhere it looks it's going around Finn and about to touch kylo but never actually touches anything. It's hilarious.

  • @scifistalgia
    @scifistalgia 4 роки тому +370

    Imagine someone watching this without realizing it's a parody and unironically thinking it's a good defense video for the Sequal Trilogy.

    • @VulturePilot
      @VulturePilot 4 роки тому +59

      Sequel defenders perform some insane mental gymnastics when defending these movies so it’s possible

    • @captainpalsy2092
      @captainpalsy2092 4 роки тому +11

      I've seen someone wearing a Rise of Skywalker shirt so they are out there

    • @OctoBooze
      @OctoBooze 4 роки тому +14

      I'm very sure that someone, somewhere is going to take soundclips or things said in this out of context and twist Mauler's words to defend their own agenda somehow

    • @maxhstahl
      @maxhstahl 4 роки тому +3

      Jokes on them, then.

    • @dieblauebedrohung
      @dieblauebedrohung 4 роки тому +5

      my cousin is part of that group and I don't know what to do

  • @HALF_DAY
    @HALF_DAY 4 роки тому +1075

    What’s funny about this isn’t just the fact that your pretending to defend the film, but how you structure your argument exactly how the people who legitimately defend it do: by taking random events or actions and molding them to fit a claim based entirely on a poorly defined abstract idea or concept.

    • @JoeNeutrino
      @JoeNeutrino 4 роки тому +121

      I always have difficulty defining what the defenders do but that's a really good way of describing it. They imagine themes or arcs which weren't actually present in the film and then cherry-pick snippets which let them fabricate a narrative which doesn't acually exist.

    • @OneBoredCatbug
      @OneBoredCatbug 4 роки тому +36

      How you defend these movies is by ignoring the biggest problems and only looking at what you like, when you defend like that nobody can fight it because you seem completely unreasonable.

    • @LordZordid
      @LordZordid 4 роки тому +28

      Don't forget the pretentious voice. Brilliant!

    • @gunnar6674
      @gunnar6674 4 роки тому +11

      The best example of this is the part where he talks about Poe's and Han's sequel arcs. I'm like "no, no, no, no, no that's wrong, that's wrong, also that's wrong."

    • @NucleaRaptor
      @NucleaRaptor 4 роки тому +35

      Exactly, his greatest achievement is nailing the exact style of "how-to-coast-along-on-a-verbal-diarrhea-of-scriptwriting-101-lingo-without-actually-having-anything-of-substance-to-say".
      It's the video equivalent of inflating the word count to stretch a 3-page essay to a 5-page requirement.

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 3 роки тому +27

    The brilliance of Rise of Skywalker is that it teaches us that our expectations can't be subverted if we don't have any to begin with. The entire arc of the trilogy is supposed to make us realize that expectations are fruitless and that we must live in the moment, no matter how illogical and nonsensical that moment might be. Bravo Disney, Bravo JJ, Bravo Rian... Now I see the plan of the sequel trilogy. You are geniuses.
    TFA - Create expectations
    TLJ - Subvert created expectations
    ROS - Realize you shouldn't have expectations at all
    Subtle, nuanced, brilliant.

  • @DS-tv2fi
    @DS-tv2fi 3 роки тому +89

    “Finn grows through his conflict with Finn.”
    Knowing that this is based on something someone said unironically makes me sad.
    Edit: coming back 4 months later, I forgot that I had written this. This still makes me sad

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +1

      Who is it?

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 3 роки тому +6

      @@wannabehistorian371 no idea, but all these lines are based off of references from EFAP.

    • @dovahkiin3853
      @dovahkiin3853 3 роки тому +2

      @@DS-tv2fi isnt it from the channel "just write"

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 3 роки тому

      @@dovahkiin3853 Maybe.

    • @albertocruzado2899
      @albertocruzado2899 3 роки тому +1

      @@dovahkiin3853 Some are. Not all of them

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 4 роки тому +409

    I think the biggest joke of this video was how short it was.
    SHORT MAN BAD!

    • @laughingseagull000
      @laughingseagull000 4 роки тому +10

      Poor Mooper.

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 4 роки тому +1

      Can you immagine watching his new 3h analysis just to realize you spent last 2.5 hours on a joke?

    • @lilpoteto6486
      @lilpoteto6486 4 роки тому +2

      shouldve been 10 minutes and 7 seconds

    • @Aurelian_Sol_Invictus
      @Aurelian_Sol_Invictus 4 роки тому

      SHORT MAN GOOD!

    • @Lucama221
      @Lucama221 4 роки тому +1

      Still 10 minutes too long for a typical "movie critic".

  • @theblacknothing
    @theblacknothing 4 роки тому +223

    "I use big words and mental gymnastics to appear smart even though i'm saying nothing " -Bizarro MauLer (Happy April Fools everybody!)

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 4 роки тому +237

    14:48 "his need for identification overcame his need to hurt black people." I'm just gonna unsubscribe just so I can subscribe again 😂😂😂

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY 4 роки тому +21

      If you don't like Hux's character development you're a racist nazi and you can unsubscribe from my channel.
      Wait, development?

    • @OlafLesniak
      @OlafLesniak 3 роки тому +26

      So what you're telling me is you unsubbed because you were racist but then realized your inner self-pity at a sight of emptiness and came back in which helped your identification overcome your hatred of black people?

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 3 роки тому +11

      @@OlafLesniak exactly on the mark 😉

    • @echothegecko2875
      @echothegecko2875 3 роки тому +9

      The fact that the number time stamp is so precise with the joke is both worrying and genius

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 2 роки тому +1

      @@echothegecko2875
      “Worrying” ?

  • @gatex33d74
    @gatex33d74 Рік тому +40

    mauler doesnt just say random things, he doesnt just make word salads, he creates a whole narrative with a point and ideals that he then expands and destroys by using the weirdest ways possible to say what he wants and needs to say, truly an admirable growth and path carved by identity

  • @FunZies.
    @FunZies. 4 роки тому +349

    "The Rise of Skywalker subverts everything we understand about power and the acidic nature of shadows in identity."
    Jesus Christ, this script! (And accent!)
    I've been trying to eat while watching this, but I just keep laughing hysterically and exclaiming, "What?!" Then replaying the lines so I can attempt to understand what the hell these pseudo-philosophical 'concepts' even mean. I'm absolutely impressed that in 19 mins, absolutely nothing was said. XD
    Thank you Mauler.

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 роки тому +22

      Mauler has better writing than the entire sequel trilogy, but I didn't need to tell anybody that

  • @justinrasiul1397
    @justinrasiul1397 4 роки тому +2846

    Moment of silence for people that won’t get that this is an April Fools thing

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 4 роки тому +34

      To be fair it doesn't say Gdelb.

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson 4 роки тому +39

      The font, text placement etc. in the thumbnail is already clearly making fun of certain video essays.

    • @spuart3308
      @spuart3308 4 роки тому +18

      Iris Pettson cough cough Just Write

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 4 роки тому +68

      Two moments of silence for for people that will use this video to prove their points.

    • @CssHDmonster
      @CssHDmonster 4 роки тому +1

      a video is a fucking video, i aint bitching

  • @uFFFO
    @uFFFO 4 роки тому +42

    Listening to this, I thought I had endured a series of strokes. However, as I begun listening more closely, the essay revealed its inherent richness of explanatory relevance. Hux absolutelly had to replace his want to hit black folk with his need to buck Trump. His identity was always there for us to gawk at. Our ignorance and prejudice made it near impossible to come to terms with Hux being the main hero-villain in not only this trilogy, but the whole Star wars media. Thank you.

  • @Mj0Skyver
    @Mj0Skyver 4 роки тому +58

    Dexter Jettster on the moral framework diagram gave me a hearty laugh.

    • @kingsweden4636
      @kingsweden4636 4 роки тому +6

      mate your opinion is wrong and inflammatory against people who enjoy these movies if you think each movie is good is wrong due to opinions and facts

    • @callmeej8399
      @callmeej8399 3 роки тому +3

      @@kingsweden4636 that’s subjectively objectively wrong you alt-centrist soy nazi. Rose Tico is the best Dexter I’ve seen in my entire life, literally celestial. You just don’t like space wizards about children intended for movies

    • @kingsweden4636
      @kingsweden4636 3 роки тому +5

      @@callmeej8399 i'm a higher level thinker than you

    • @Dooger414
      @Dooger414 3 роки тому +3

      Wait until you pause that chart and see Finn on there... twice.

    • @thesultanofswing8706
      @thesultanofswing8706 Рік тому

      We all know that Dexter Jettster is the picture of altruism.

  • @TheNthMouse
    @TheNthMouse 4 роки тому +1654

    This isn't merely "word salad." This is layered. This is nuanced. This is brilliant.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 4 роки тому +85

      It really embeds itself into the pulse and essence of the Star Wars lore imo. I've always craved for a video dissecting the chasm between identity and the almost ethereal spiritualism and this was a scintillating perspective of both plains of thought as they both careened into the collective pool of Star Wars symbolism.

    • @TheNthMouse
      @TheNthMouse 4 роки тому +67

      I said: it's not *_merely_* word salad. Superficially, it's patently absurd. Secondarily, it's the parody that many will see. But it's not simple apesmanship: there's ironic commentary throughout (e.g. that you can make anything say anything if you cherry pick & warp the source material). From there, the video offers some decisively barbed criticisms of the movies it mockingly purports to praise.

    • @Dezdicardo
      @Dezdicardo 4 роки тому +39

      Never in the course of human events has so much been said to say so little.

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 4 роки тому +8

      TheNthMouse
      This has evolved into something more

    • @kevinbrown4073
      @kevinbrown4073 4 роки тому +10

      Sort of like a land fill is layered

  • @themint7451
    @themint7451 4 роки тому +195

    I swear, this is like reading Rian Johnson's production notes. 10/10

  • @FirstMetalHamster
    @FirstMetalHamster 4 роки тому +107

    Worst thing is that he uses actual quotes by superfans/shills. They really did claim this.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +11

      It reminds me of that South park episode: _Scientologists really believe this._

  • @anondalorian3719
    @anondalorian3719 4 роки тому +60

    They also always do use that Simpson’s clip of the angry villagers with torches and pitchforks to represent angry fans. Spot on with that and the royalty free hip hop beat

  • @raijinwolf2248
    @raijinwolf2248 4 роки тому +853

    So I showed this to my friend to see what he thought of it, and he was telling me that he agreed with almost everything said. Once I asked him to actually name a single point he agreed with, he couldn't form a proper sentence.
    Tone of voice, word salads, and the right choice of backing music are all it takes to sway someone who wants analysis without fully understanding what that entails.

    • @buu678
      @buu678 4 роки тому +148

      This parody shows the insidiousness of pretensiousness.

    • @PrismTheKid
      @PrismTheKid 4 роки тому +17

      I kinda struggle to believe you got your friend to watch a 20 minute video, and then upon questioning him, got your desired response out of him immediately

    • @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
      @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 4 роки тому +9

      It takes bad writing and re-contextualise so it seems to service a higher narrative purpose. It's a legitimate good defence of a bad movie.

    • @VulturePilot
      @VulturePilot 4 роки тому +33

      That’s TLJ in a nutshell: utter nonsense worded in a way that makes it sound smart even through it’s the dumbest drivel ever and yet some people absolutely eat it up

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober 4 роки тому +2

      "Friend", you say?

  • @jonwilson2300
    @jonwilson2300 4 роки тому +744

    “His need for identity overcame his need to hurt black people.”
    But he didn’t oppress any Ewoks!

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 4 роки тому +25

      That was in the visual audiobook novel

    • @hyelisk408
      @hyelisk408 4 роки тому +6

      @@unformedeight oof

    • @jadencoremusic
      @jadencoremusic 4 роки тому +6

      What's good ma Ewok?

    • @derickrisner2126
      @derickrisner2126 4 роки тому +2

      No joke, I was scrolling down and read this at the exact moment Mauler said it. Serendipity!

    • @scroogemcduck8509
      @scroogemcduck8509 4 роки тому +1

      8:16 “and this is why the hatred of Rose needs to stop” that was great

  • @anyaabusable9888
    @anyaabusable9888 3 роки тому +15

    The incipient wordiology of this postulating morass signified that, within the individual and the communitism, a blatant correspondence of hitherto unrefined palpitations of the soul existed, and by that existence, had always been.

  • @Mglue3
    @Mglue3 3 роки тому +40

    This essay inspires an... Unbridled RAGE. Seriously, it's like a college course on how to confuse people into stabbing you.

  • @VulturePilot
    @VulturePilot 4 роки тому +1745

    I know this is an April fools joke but there’s sequel trilogy defenders that really are this deluded. The entire Disney trilogy feels like an April fools joke with how horrendous it is.

    • @zarlei6048
      @zarlei6048 4 роки тому +1

      VulturePilot It already has 33 dislikes xd

    • @Daerphen
      @Daerphen 4 роки тому +28

      @VulturePilot Disney should have released their Trilogy on the 1st of April and not in December

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 роки тому +34

      @Rough Collies Rock You cried? You must have a glial tumor.

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 4 роки тому +15

      Just Write already disliked from the thumbnail

    • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
      @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 4 роки тому +2

      @CW Funny because Just Write disliked this film.

  • @fabriziolorenzo2392
    @fabriziolorenzo2392 4 роки тому +170

    "You just can't be too obvious with them or you'll end up with a bad screenplay" he says showing a clip of The Last Jedi.
    Pristine.

  • @xanthippus2934
    @xanthippus2934 Рік тому +12

    I feel sorry for the poor bastard who found this insightful.

  • @DylanWOWilliams
    @DylanWOWilliams 4 роки тому +31

    "Raid Shadow Legends".

  • @admcleo
    @admcleo 4 роки тому +622

    This does a better* job arguing for the film than actual defenses.
    *Better does not mean good

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 4 роки тому +15

      Dude’s been honing his craft in isolation...
      I’m not sure if I’ve seen any “actual defenses” of this film... in the form of internet video essays or even comments sections...
      If I had to guess why, it’s cause they only people going into this one with high expectations love having there expectations subverted more than anything else 😝

    • @milsy9635
      @milsy9635 4 роки тому

      Carl Stockman most recent efap covered a video saying it’s good

    • @Keanine
      @Keanine 4 роки тому +5

      @@chazblank2717 I can't defend Rise of Skywalker, but I will say that I enjoyed watching it unlike TLJ. It's a bad film (especially when looking at the trilogy as a whole), but one that I got some fun out of at least. I would have been much happier if the trilogy overall just split TROS into 2 movies so it could have time to breathe, and then then we can ditch TLJ assuming we just have Rey training with Luke instead of Leia. Even with those changes it would still have been a bad trilogy, but I would actually go back and watch then willingly

    • @aaa1e2r3
      @aaa1e2r3 4 роки тому +1

      @bla blahblah That's the basis of GDELB, every year Mauler makes one of these using quotes, argumentations, and editing decisions from videos they discussed over the year on EFAP, and putting it all into a video, lampooning those types of video essayists.

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 4 роки тому +6

      I think he's taking the piss out of a lot of people all at once. The thumbnail for this screams of the channel "Just Write".

  • @InJeffable
    @InJeffable 4 роки тому +336

    "Her need was to craft her own identity and become the woman she always was: a Skywalker."
    That right there is gold. Pure gold.

  • @bradlutz5812
    @bradlutz5812 4 місяці тому +3

    The deepest kinds of rebuttals are when you take the opposing view seriously, treat it with some respect, re-present the arguments trying to steel man, and then dismantle it. It shows you truly do understand the other side which means you understand your own side even more. Well done.

  • @Locke19901
    @Locke19901 4 роки тому +52

    The snapshot with Dex as one of the main 10 characters is where I finally lost it. That was brilliant. 11:33

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 2 роки тому +3

      Dude I was so stuck on that and tried to make sense of the line work
      and then I was like " didn't he just say Finn needed Rose. . .why isn't she connected . . . .to anyone ?? "
      and I felt like the Dex was a joke, but I was like " but he still said 10. . . did he mean 9 "
      this fucking video threw me so hard
      did not watch it on the day this was intended

  • @insulttothehumanrace3807
    @insulttothehumanrace3807 4 роки тому +165

    You can tell this is an April Fools' video because even when imitating the sequel trilogy defenders, MauLer still lets a tiny bit of himself seep through.
    "Rose needed recognition as a destructive influence; Holdo's maneuver was cowardice"

  • @BeastKi11er225
    @BeastKi11er225 4 роки тому +235

    I love how this was simultaneously an elaborate shitpost and a genuine satire/critique of youtube “essays”

  • @jinzo457
    @jinzo457 4 роки тому +7

    "These ten characters encompass the entire moral framework of the story."
    I agree. Dexter is absolutely one of the most important moral characters in Star Wars, and his connections with Hux, Kylo, and Finn cannot be understated.
    10/10, MooPer. Keep up the excellent work.

  • @eyeballpaul700
    @eyeballpaul700 2 роки тому +12

    I could have sworn this was cosmonaut variety hour.......

  • @ManyMilkGuys
    @ManyMilkGuys 4 роки тому +70

    This shows how talented mauler is as a writer; completely ridiculous in delivery, but perfect as a mock.

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 4 роки тому +5

      The deadpan was always first and foremost a British talent.

  • @calvinnguyen1870
    @calvinnguyen1870 4 роки тому +1758

    Dear God. It’s perfect.
    The incoherent repetition of buzzwords without actually saying anything vaguely resembling a point.
    The insertion of clips from the films that are supposed to act as evidence for your “points” but are entirely unrelated.
    The shitty royalty-free low-fi hip hop music in the background.
    The monotone voice speaking at a speed slow enough to stretch out the video and be irritating but not enough for me to want to speed it up.
    Fuck you. I love it.

    • @PizzaHutCEO
      @PizzaHutCEO 4 роки тому +8

      9:30 has no connection lmao

    • @PizzaHutCEO
      @PizzaHutCEO 4 роки тому +28

      And the title card for part 3 even though there was no part 1 or 2 😂

    • @petercarioscia9189
      @petercarioscia9189 4 роки тому +3

      Do you always start every paragraph with "the"?

    • @ajohnymous5699
      @ajohnymous5699 4 роки тому +14

      If you throw in the word "problematic" over and over, and if you made his accent english, this would be a Jack Saint video.

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 роки тому +1

      Calvin Nguyen
      The golden references

  • @danfisher1821
    @danfisher1821 4 роки тому +26

    I've seen so many of these word salad "deconstructions" now I'm beginning loose my internal image of self worth, causing me to fall into an abyss of consumerist self destruction, forsaking objective truth and replacing it with an external perception of what society is, rather than what it should be.....orange man bad. Spot on MauLer

    • @masternoob9673
      @masternoob9673 4 місяці тому

      So what?? Critiquing should just come down to calling everything shit?? 😑

  • @ronniejdio9411
    @ronniejdio9411 3 роки тому +6

    And another onion of Mauler is peeled back for reveal another talent
    This is inspired and insane on so many levels. It's so spot on ...in tone ... in voice ... everything. Satire in the highest order. Smart as well as sharp.
    When you raise the Ire of the man they call Mauler ... he leaves nothing but smoldering ash

  • @ericturczynowsky3243
    @ericturczynowsky3243 4 роки тому +335

    "Raid: Shadow Legends" had me giggling like an idiot

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe 4 роки тому +14

      REYd shadow legends

    • @Gatinois
      @Gatinois 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for the spoiler.

    • @fabriziolorenzo2392
      @fabriziolorenzo2392 4 роки тому +2

      "Raidy Shady"
      - Internet Historian

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 роки тому +1

      @@fabriziolorenzo2392 Shadow Man here!

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 4 роки тому

      @@fabriziolorenzo2392 Congratulations! You've contracted R.A.I.D.S!

  • @timy9197
    @timy9197 4 роки тому +165

    When your parody is so good that it’s not parody anymore.

    • @supershadey09
      @supershadey09 4 роки тому +23

      It's pretty scary how hard it is to tell.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 4 роки тому +13

      The theme of identity is all over the sequel trilogy. Raising questions like "What were they thinking?!" and "What the f**k did I just watch?"

  • @Ko_kB
    @Ko_kB 2 роки тому +17

    For a year I've been avoiding this video based on the thumbnail and title thinking it's just one of those terrible video essays. Just realised it's actually MauLer. The madman really did just do it 😆

  • @Jimbit2954
    @Jimbit2954 Рік тому +7

    American Mauler isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

  • @giornojoestar4411
    @giornojoestar4411 4 роки тому +80

    I couldn’t hold my laughter in when I saw Dexter Jexter. Class act MauLer. 10/10

  • @feelsxaadman9559
    @feelsxaadman9559 4 роки тому +365

    ✔ Obnoxiously slow speech to spend longer talking about nothing
    ✔ Heavily shifting points quickly to cause the viewer to focus too much on their broken necks from the whiplash over the actual statements being said
    ✔ Nonsensical references to old books and people to make yourself sound smart
    ✔ Complete misrepresentation of characters to push a theme and narrative
    ✔ Arbitrary quotes to support said misrepresentation
    ✔ Being uselessly verbose to sound more like an intellectual
    ✔ Shitty elevator music
    ✔ "I think" "Perfect on a thematic level"
    The only thing you missed was a gun for me to finally end it with. Thanks Nega MauLer

    • @matiaspereyra9375
      @matiaspereyra9375 4 роки тому +7

      You do realize this was an april fools joke right?

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 4 роки тому +55

      @@matiaspereyra9375 Of course Saad Taimoor was talking about the execution of the joke. The fact that they referred to this reverse MauLer as "Nega MauLer" at the end indicates that.

    • @ConnorJane
      @ConnorJane 4 роки тому +18

      "intellectual". Surely you meant "intellecutal"!

    • @SimaoRodrigues...
      @SimaoRodrigues... 4 роки тому +11

      Take a shot every time he say "identity". Tell me how it went afterwards.

    • @SoftisNelaris
      @SoftisNelaris 4 роки тому +11

      "Heavily shifting points quickly to cause the viewer to focus too much on their broken necks from the whiplash over the actual statements being said"
      HAH! I absolutely love the phrasing of this.

  • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
    @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 4 роки тому +18

    The REALLY sad thing? This could totally be put on other people's channels as if it wasn't satire.

    • @Burns_RED
      @Burns_RED 2 місяці тому

      It's a direct mockery of Just Write's atrocious woke channel

  • @seanhavern2384
    @seanhavern2384 4 роки тому +19

    "I will see you next week folks. Raid Shadow Legends." This took me a second and then i couldn't stop laughing.

  • @stevenbrule5285
    @stevenbrule5285 4 роки тому +500

    This was masterful. It’s so spot-on that it makes me wonder if anyone who dislikes IX is going to stumble on this video, not realize it’s satire, and actually decide that IX isn’t such a bad movie after all, despite this video being an incomprehensible 20 minute word salad.

    • @stevenbrule5285
      @stevenbrule5285 4 роки тому +52

      PS Great job with the accent and tone of voice. For the first few seconds, I thought “wait, I swear I clicked on a MauLer video” before I realized it WAS a MauLer video.

    • @benjaminatwood
      @benjaminatwood 4 роки тому +10

      @@stevenbrule5285 I admit i kept checking who made this video below the bar thinking who did this, ... wait, WHAT mauler, checks again. ???? AMAZING

    • @Theorex
      @Theorex 4 роки тому +29

      I am one of those dumbasses. Did not realize this was satire and was lowkey fuming for 8 minutes

    • @rexedous3908
      @rexedous3908 4 роки тому +8

      I was half asleep when watching this, and was seriously reconsidering my views on this movie. It didn't change my mind, but it definitely messed with my dozing self

    • @TsunTzu
      @TsunTzu 4 роки тому +14

      I mean. It's not incomprehensible at all.
      It's just not really saying anything of worth. Really surface level analysis while being overly verbose. So- yes, this is a perfect representation of these kinds of videos.

  • @rawen160
    @rawen160 4 роки тому +159

    20:20 I love how Mauler couldn't force himself to let C-3P0 call them his friends

  • @Jarvernors
    @Jarvernors 6 місяців тому +2

    I came back to rewatch this video after several years, and I just realized what it reminds me of. It's like a video essay version of an MC Escher painting. All the sentences vaguely appear to make sense, but when you pay closer attention, you realize nothing's really connecting to anything in a sensible way. On the surface it looks like a coherent structure, but it actually makes little to no sense by design.
    I already loved this video, but this really gives me a newfound appreciation for it.

    • @Atamastra
      @Atamastra 4 місяці тому +2

      It might be one of the most clever videos I've ever seen. Because, if you get the joke (which I assume you did) you can't help but carry the subliminal lesson with you, how easily rhetoric and presentation can disguise an otherwise vapid pile of BS... and then you start noticing how one channel's ironic prank is many other channels' unironic template.

  • @peterl3907
    @peterl3907 2 роки тому +4

    Two elements that really sell this:
    1. The unsettling American accent
    2. The use of clips with zero context

  • @marcoluciani2701
    @marcoluciani2701 4 роки тому +62

    Combining April fools with Trolling another Channel is a power that some consider to be unnatural.

  • @bleckofbleh2295
    @bleckofbleh2295 4 роки тому +87

    I love how his essay voice went from ‘soft and fragile’ to ‘please god clear your throat’.

  • @RossTheNinja
    @RossTheNinja 3 роки тому +5

    3:53 this reminds me of so many dates

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Рік тому +4

    "Stars and Wars are subjective."
    -Bilbo Baggins

  • @Shabanezloth
    @Shabanezloth 4 роки тому +241

    I can imagine the subjective gang listen to this thinking : " It's good to see MauLer finally realising how to analyse movies".

    • @lordinquisitordunn336
      @lordinquisitordunn336 4 роки тому +40

      I think they’d be yelling, that’s not how we do things! When this is basically a spot on replication of just write’s crap

    • @onotinikow
      @onotinikow 4 роки тому +9

      Just Write is usually Just Wrong. Lol

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 4 роки тому +5

      The sad thing is, they will watch this and agree with it. And say it backs up their point. Despite it not really saying anything.

    • @lordinquisitordunn336
      @lordinquisitordunn336 4 роки тому +1

      Wreck-It Rolfe maybe he’s really dropped in quality since then

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus 4 роки тому +1

      @@revolverswitch I didn't know anyone could be this intellecutal.

  • @AppleWasMyIdea
    @AppleWasMyIdea 4 роки тому +276

    Still waiting for:
    Game of Thrones: S08E06: An Unbridled Rage

    • @thejakyl1369
      @thejakyl1369 4 роки тому +5

      AMEN! UPVOTE THIS!

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 4 роки тому +4

      I need the conclusion!

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 4 роки тому +6

      I fully expect the 2021 AF videos to include something like "GoT S08 E06: An Unbridled Praise"

    • @siriusrha
      @siriusrha 4 роки тому

      Para cuando!!!! Ya saca el capitulo 👍🏻

  • @williamcaseywells604
    @williamcaseywells604 2 роки тому +5

    I had to check if I was on the right channel twice before I realized this was satire. Well played.

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 роки тому +11

    It's like I'm ACTUALLY listening to Folding Ideas.

  • @iamthegreatest2006
    @iamthegreatest2006 4 роки тому +107

    "The sense that she is conflicted about doing something she knows Leia would disapprove of is PALPable."
    Bravo

  • @alduinthetyrant5225
    @alduinthetyrant5225 4 роки тому +211

    15:03. "An important note is that finn grows through his conflict with finn."
    Well, at least the graph makes sense now.

  • @NineSun001
    @NineSun001 2 роки тому +2

    Just to came up with 20 minutes of this script is surely impressive. Also to keep "in character" for the whole time and never break out in laughter ist amazing. I couldn't imagine how many takes this needed.

  • @sebastianwillows
    @sebastianwillows 3 роки тому +9

    11:05 is a gem:
    "...one of whom warns him about the dangers of following his selfish
    identitarian desires, seeking a faction to define him, rather than being a faction he is desperate to support, as these heroes have become."
    Legendary writing here.

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 4 роки тому +161

    It’s going to be really sad when people will use this unironically to defend the sequel.

    • @chrishamilton7107
      @chrishamilton7107 4 роки тому +20

      Haha true...I mean this is really well-done sarcasm that almost convinced me it was serious so I'm not surprised if some dimwits decide to use this as an actual defense.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 4 роки тому +12

      @@chrishamilton7107 To be fair, it starts out reasonable (or at the very least sounding reasonable in a vacuum), it's only around the ten minute mark that the self-contradictions and the cherry-picking really starts to ramp up. It's kind of how these video essays tend to operate too: they start out with a reasonable premise, use big words to sound clever, then use what actual arguments they have to sink their talons into you before they run out of steam and just start cherry picking and creatively reiterpreting and re-contextualizing scenes and lines to fit their own narrative. It's such a frighteningly effective way of presentation that for the first few minutes I almost felt like the parody points Mauler was making made a twisted kind of sense.

    • @yaeven4943
      @yaeven4943 4 роки тому +10

      I think it's going to be glorious, actually. Outing themselves and publicly humiliating themselves by pretending to have a 'deep understanding of the films' while in reality missing even the sarcasm of this video and the fact that it is, in fact, dunking on their narrative rather than supporting it? Why not?

    • @chrishamilton7107
      @chrishamilton7107 4 роки тому +3

      @@Horvath_Gabor Yeah, that's what almost got me, was that it DID kinda make a convoluted kind of sense, which almost made me think it was serious.

  • @JB-db6qo
    @JB-db6qo 4 роки тому +137

    I can't wait for the EFAP for this one. It will be interesting to hear what Mauler and Rags think about it.

    • @Nueamien
      @Nueamien 4 роки тому +19

      Mauler commenting on Mooper? That's staring into infinity right there

    • @gueton5200
      @gueton5200 4 роки тому +12

      Crisis on infinite essays

  • @GreenLightningHood
    @GreenLightningHood 3 роки тому +7

    I love that I know he pulled this off because my brain keeps screaming what is your fucking point. 10/10 video essay. Also you guys should have realized what this was the moment you heard the voice lol.

    • @thesultanofswing8706
      @thesultanofswing8706 Рік тому

      This kind of makes me think of a self important asshole getting sloshed out/ of his mind. Swaying between meaningless bullcrap points while never making one. Absolutely perfect.

  • @axelcats
    @axelcats 3 роки тому +5

    i nearly shit myself at the "Raid shadow legends" at the end lmao

  • @MaxRovensky
    @MaxRovensky 4 роки тому +984

    Hearing MauLer in an American accent just feels wrong on a fundamental level

    • @theDAVIScomplex
      @theDAVIScomplex 4 роки тому +40

      Bruh I was so confused by that and hated every second haha

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 4 роки тому +67

      Hearing him call someone a “fucking ham sandwich” with an American accent just wouldn’t be the same.

    • @michaelmaroney1660
      @michaelmaroney1660 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @BenMcKenn
      @BenMcKenn 4 роки тому +3

      Was it a good accent as well? I'm from the UK so can't tell

    • @michaelmaroney1660
      @michaelmaroney1660 4 роки тому +30

      @@BenMcKenn actually he did an excellent job. I would have thought he was from Chicago.

  • @Sangtrone
    @Sangtrone 4 роки тому +287

    "JJ Abrams is a master of subverting expectations."
    Hah haha hahahahaha
    Funniest thing I've heard this week, thanks.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 4 роки тому

      Dude, he said that Benedict Cumberbatch wasn't going to play Kahn in his Star Trek...
      Then in the movie he reveals his name is KAHN!
      EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED

  • @Linus8472
    @Linus8472 3 роки тому +2

    That last "Raid Shadow Legends" pulled a full force laugh right outta me. 🤣🤣

  • @minerock16
    @minerock16 8 місяців тому +3

    Honestly Mauler, you have a gift. I have never seen anyone fill a 21 minute video like this intentionally saying NOTHING. Its fuckin surreal

  • @gatsuofmontecristo7337
    @gatsuofmontecristo7337 4 роки тому +769

    you absolute chad, you made 21 minutes of absolute nothing.
    I'm impressed

    • @berfwellington2552
      @berfwellington2552 4 роки тому +72

      That’s nothing. My professors do this everyday.

    • @gatsuofmontecristo7337
      @gatsuofmontecristo7337 4 роки тому +7

      @@berfwellington2552
      Lmao

    • @enigmanegus2845
      @enigmanegus2845 4 роки тому +8

      @@berfwellington2552 the sad truth

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому +3

      DEPLETION OF EXS
      VANISHING OF VOID
      WINNER - IsleOfMann

    • @stormweaver2535
      @stormweaver2535 4 роки тому +4

      That is not impressive, that is just the first article of lesser media outlets.

  • @unfilthy
    @unfilthy 4 роки тому +138

    The accent "slips" are genuinely a master stroke of MooPer's expertly layered meta-level exploration in identity.

  • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
    @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr Рік тому +3

    This feels like something I would write in 6th grade and be really proud of myself for.
    I was a C student in English for the most part.

  • @joemomma91
    @joemomma91 3 роки тому +3

    You have CHANGED MY MIND. What seemed to be a rushed, poorly written, badly executed, by committee, by the numbers, poorly handled disgrace of a movie is ACTUALLY a layered masterpiece. I can't believe how so many people can be BLINDED by their own expectations going into this. The THEMES are so captivating, subversion of formulaic tropes should be PRAISED.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 4 роки тому +132

    "The most meaningful Star Wars film, but the most incredible in terms of action, pacing, legitimate theming, lighting, real cinematography, specialized effects, screenplay nuance, and acting."
    This entire sequence was gold, but it was 'specialized effects' was the one that really got me.

    • @Sangtrone
      @Sangtrone 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure I choked on the word pacing and missed the rest

  • @nikolayveselinov906
    @nikolayveselinov906 4 роки тому +55

    I'm 5 minutes into this and I'm struggling to remember what was said in the beginning. Mauler nailed what a video essay is

  • @isakaldazwulfazizsunus7564
    @isakaldazwulfazizsunus7564 Рік тому +6

    Wasn't this a parody of Just Write? It's so on point.

  • @EspressoStalinist
    @EspressoStalinist 3 роки тому +4

    I was convinced I'd slipped into an alternate dimension for a minute until I realized it was a Just Write parody

  • @resto776
    @resto776 4 роки тому +217

    "I found Star Wars a city of brick, and left it a city of a pile of bricks." - Disney

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 роки тому +14

      More like a pile of bricks with vomit all over it.

    • @commentingcommenter1230
      @commentingcommenter1230 4 роки тому +15

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 The vomit came from the sewers, which were exposed by radioactive crocodiles created through the vile acts of Disney. The monsters flew into the air, and as vomit and destruction ensued, people on the streets could be heard yelling "they fly now!"

    • @Dunge0n
      @Dunge0n 4 роки тому +1

      "Gaze upon my work and despair."

  • @pabsra
    @pabsra 4 роки тому +360

    Kylo: *Heals Rey*
    Anakin: “Is it possible to learn this power?”

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +50

      Rey: *floating*
      Palpatine: Is it possible to learn THIS power? So I can't be thrown down gravity wells?

    • @shimdidlys2343
      @shimdidlys2343 4 роки тому +25

      ...Not from a Jedi

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 4 роки тому +37

      **Admiral gender studies turns a ship into a lightspeed projectile**
      Droid pilot engineer: "Is it possible to mass produce this power?"

    • @arikutin1032
      @arikutin1032 4 роки тому +15

      @@VioletDeathRei
      Po: come on. That move's one in a million.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 4 роки тому +16

      @@arikutin1032 Yes of course, people able to calculate a jump lightyears away precisely couldn't possibly time a small window to recreate that lol.
      I mean it's not like they could build a death star, or death planet, or miniature in atmospheric one for sieges, or find a way to fit hundreds of star destroyers with death star equivalent lasers, if you really think about it these guy's are idiots.(the writers not the engineers)

  • @manolgeorgiev9664
    @manolgeorgiev9664 3 роки тому +3

    When I saw the thumbnail, the first thing I did was check the release date. Yup, seems about right.

  • @jordanwood3281
    @jordanwood3281 4 роки тому +8

    “The hatred of Rose needs to stop.” Is when I looked to the comments for sanity.