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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • guys it got worse
    YES I KNOW BILLY MITCHELL IS A CHEATER
    SHUT UP ABOUT IT
    -------
    subscribe: / @coleisprettygreat
    I spent too much time on this video
    DISCLAIMER: These facts are not 100% accurate, my friend Mike did his best with the math.
    This was recorded on PCSX2 EMULATOR, not an actual PS2
    songs (in order)
    Gymnopedie No. 1 (Erik Satie)
    Wii Shop Channel
    Outro (Vulfpeck)
    Entrance Victory (Mortal Kombat Sega Genesis OST)
    Summers, Eternal Tourist Trap (Earthbound OST)
    Who Wants to Be a Millionaire $500k question music
    In the Hall of the Mountain King (Erik Satie, composed by Kreig)
    Soft Parade (Vulfpeck)
    “Meeting at Midnight” stock music
    Also Sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)
    Cornered (Ace Attorney Soundtrack)
    Ace Combat 6 OST: Online Menu
    Ace Combat 6 OST: Chandelier

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,4 тис.

  • @oatmeal147
    @oatmeal147 3 роки тому +3872

    "The higher you fly, the quicker you die."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @ultknight3135
      @ultknight3135 3 роки тому +19

      Zanny mate

    • @barontuna
      @barontuna 3 роки тому +14

      The art of war

    • @ultknight3135
      @ultknight3135 3 роки тому +9

      @@barontuna I know it's a sun su meme

    • @riskfactor5686
      @riskfactor5686 3 роки тому +4

      @@ultknight3135 sun su

    • @rexhouston1072
      @rexhouston1072 3 роки тому +18

      “Sun Tzu said that, and I bet he knows a little more about Belkans than you do sweetheart!”
      -Soldier, 2015

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 3 роки тому +4708

    “Honey is that a jet coming towards us?”
    “I don’t-“
    [turns into ash]

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 3 роки тому +150

      Not even atoms are left lmaoooooo.

    • @nerobernardino88
      @nerobernardino88 3 роки тому +46

      FTL Kinetic Impactor

    • @ethanbolger6690
      @ethanbolger6690 3 роки тому +47

      @@myusername3689 gone... reduced to... um

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 3 роки тому +38

      @@ethanbolger6690 quarks?

    • @ethanbolger6690
      @ethanbolger6690 3 роки тому +8

      @@Tensho_C maybe? Also I saw this when it was 5 hours ago, you saw it when it was 5 days ago

  • @ROBOHOLIC1
    @ROBOHOLIC1 4 роки тому +2064

    I swear, one of these days you'll accidentally go into Plaid.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +66

      We must watch his career with great interest.

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 4 роки тому +33

      @@kabob0077 The sky’s the limit.

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 4 роки тому +33

      @@Iffy350 Or not with the glitch he was going for originally.

    • @spartanalex9006
      @spartanalex9006 4 роки тому +32

      I get that reference.

    • @bigshow196
      @bigshow196 4 роки тому +16

      pfft, fuck going to plaid....dudes gone full camouflage

  • @Kevedsa4esan
    @Kevedsa4esan 3 роки тому +2773

    Cole: im gonna break the light barrier
    You mean the sound barrier right?
    Cole: no

    • @eragonsargent8479
      @eragonsargent8479 3 роки тому +63

      DID I STUTTER?

    • @PureWater_MW_Korea
      @PureWater_MW_Korea 2 роки тому +24

      nvm guess i'll evacuate this solar system with my discovery before that jet colllapses it

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 Рік тому

      ……………………… *No………………………………..*

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 8 місяців тому

      @@PureWater_MW_Koreatrust me, that won’t be enough.

  • @sampletext5959
    @sampletext5959 3 роки тому +626

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “Not from Osean.”

  • @razgriz4978
    @razgriz4978 4 роки тому +1560

    Who needs V2 when you have a fully loaded MiG-31 hitting the altitude limit, am I right, guys?

    • @AugustGreen_
      @AugustGreen_ 4 роки тому +168

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 4 роки тому +33

      So this is what really split Belka

    • @StrikeWyvern
      @StrikeWyvern 4 роки тому +32

      There are no borders. There are no clothes to take off. There is no meme.

    • @legoeasycompany
      @legoeasycompany 4 роки тому +14

      "What have borders even given us?" A space between for some extra headstones.

    • @lucaskoring4500
      @lucaskoring4500 4 роки тому +17

      @@legoeasycompany BORDERS ARE MENT TO BE BROKEN

  • @KoolKyurem25
    @KoolKyurem25 4 роки тому +820

    Imagine being in a race in the millenium falcon and getting beat by this guy in a MiG-31

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 4 роки тому +147

      Imagine going hyperspeed and getting passed by a mig31 that makes you look like you're sitting still

    • @mattholt1388
      @mattholt1388 3 роки тому +115

      The Soviets really were ahead of their time

    • @_Fennix
      @_Fennix 3 роки тому +25

      @Nelli and solarsystems, apparently

    • @derrickmoses1507
      @derrickmoses1507 3 роки тому +7

      yeah cause C is around 8000 mph.....

    • @jackalexander3246
      @jackalexander3246 3 роки тому +22

      No...millennium falcon is around 10 times luminal speed. This mig-25, at the end of this video, is over 7000 times luminal speed.

  • @girthquakr
    @girthquakr 4 роки тому +885

    Alternative title: "Man creates nuclear warhead out of a Cold War era plane, because why not?"

    • @cac_deadlyrang
      @cac_deadlyrang 4 роки тому +27

      Actual Alternative Title: Cole goes full GrayStillPlays.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 3 роки тому +14

      Literally how the MiG-31K was made.

    • @zreyg2856
      @zreyg2856 3 роки тому +1

      Noice

    • @Lonech
      @Lonech 3 роки тому +5

      More like the catalyst of the false vacuum collapse

    • @dunkieboi410
      @dunkieboi410 3 роки тому +12

      That title is probably something GrayStillPlays would use for a video

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 2 роки тому +981

    4:52 You flew so far *down* through the map, that your jet broke through the bottom of existence. It then loaded itself back on the top to get a *higher* altitude from where it started.

    • @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj
      @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj 2 роки тому +53

      Didn't know you were into planes, Bladed. Then again, your channel logo is the ISAF logo from Ace Combat 4, and you made the Sky Eye Birthday joke a while back, so I shouldn't be surprised

    • @julianguastadisegno
      @julianguastadisegno 2 роки тому +22

      BUT BLADED WHERE'S THE- *overflow errors itselfs out of reality*

    • @acewyvern3489
      @acewyvern3489 2 роки тому +7

      ah the legend
      ngl the only reason that made me click you when i saw my first vid from you was the channel icon xD, but i decided to stay

    • @Akdino5360
      @Akdino5360 2 роки тому

      Minder fuck

    • @liamfalvey5142
      @liamfalvey5142 Рік тому +1

      @@julianguastadisegno the Miata was atomized as the jet slammed into the earth at a high enough speed to annihilate the entire solar system

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
    @alduintheanti-dragonborn 3 роки тому +383

    "Blaze, push the power up and get out of that stall!"
    "Light speed it is then."

  • @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14
    @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14 3 роки тому +719

    "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    Cole isnt insane, he got different results everytime

    • @ikat_tracer
      @ikat_tracer 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah but he isn't not insane because he got different results.
      Per definition he is insane but it's very comparable to weight lifting.
      You are doing the same thing every time, but expecting a different outcome.
      It's common sense that training something means roughly doing the same thing over and over again.
      Also as he stated his tries always progressed in some sort, in terms of getting faster and faster, building up speed.

    • @dodecahedron1
      @dodecahedron1 3 роки тому +4

      he's not doing the same thing because each time he's going faster, changing the experiment slightly

    • @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14
      @b28padrigamikhailfrancis14 3 роки тому +1

      @@dodecahedron1 did u even read my whole comments?

    • @HCLSalt
      @HCLSalt 2 роки тому +1

      @@ikat_tracer that’s not even the actual definition of insanity, it’s just a popular quote that many people think is the definition.

    • @Pao234_
      @Pao234_ 2 роки тому

      @@dodecahedron1 Not changing the experiment, just the results

  • @Tbt19-110
    @Tbt19-110 3 роки тому +1177

    Nobody:
    Blaze: “I’m going to make Ulysses look like a joke.”

    • @mathewbrigman5592
      @mathewbrigman5592 3 роки тому +4

      Perfect

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 3 роки тому +49

      Ulysses did a small amount of damage to the economy
      But blaze will double that

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +21

      Blaze: 7 nukes? V2? Check THIS out!

    • @brotherhoodpilot7604
      @brotherhoodpilot7604 2 роки тому +6

      @@mineko2219 You mean times it by 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%

    • @elprimerplayer277
      @elprimerplayer277 2 роки тому +2

      Im a Joke to you?

  • @WestAirAviation
    @WestAirAviation 3 роки тому +2963

    Your jet would turn into a loose cloud of plasma that would slice through the crust of the Earth so quickly its atoms wouldn't have enough time to interact with the Earth. You would literally ghost through the Earth like you never existed, and then you'd obliterate some Galaxy in the next super-cluster with Planck-sized gamma rays.

    • @ItsSnapu
      @ItsSnapu 3 роки тому +81

      Holy shit so light speed?

    • @candycilluffo2200
      @candycilluffo2200 3 роки тому +268

      @@ItsSnapu Faster Than That

    • @DanielGyimesi
      @DanielGyimesi 3 роки тому +156

      "if something goes that fast what proof do we have of its existence..."
      if you know the movie you know :)

    • @ikat_tracer
      @ikat_tracer 3 роки тому +12

      @@candycilluffo2200 Nothing can go faster than light.

    • @DanielGyimesi
      @DanielGyimesi 3 роки тому +22

      @@ikat_tracer who told you that

  • @jesperhustad
    @jesperhustad 2 роки тому +280

    *Stall* :
    When smooth airflow over the airplane's wings is disrupted, resulting in loss of lift.
    Ace Combat 5:
    Stall is when you keep your momentum and torpedo into the earth

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 3 роки тому +371

    "Don't worry, our aces are faster than theirs!"
    You sure about that?

    • @Shaymin28
      @Shaymin28 3 роки тому +7

      They might not be as good in a close battle ... because you speed up even half a second .. and you will colide with either moon or ISS xD .. or even both

    • @Ilazie
      @Ilazie 2 роки тому +2

      @@Shaymin28 or anything in the solar system

    • @NCC-0000
      @NCC-0000 Рік тому

      ​@@Shaymin28With the SOLG :v

  • @arianetrek7049
    @arianetrek7049 3 роки тому +1129

    "Oh my *goooOOO*-"
    "Can I get 2 million Chicken Nuggets?"
    *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*
    I'm wheezing

  • @lebah8555
    @lebah8555 4 роки тому +222

    " *The higher you fly,*
    *The quicker you die* "
    - Coleisprettygreat, 2020

    • @bigbrainmove7257
      @bigbrainmove7257 3 роки тому +1

      Praise me for the 100th like on your comment

  • @AshMeta
    @AshMeta 4 роки тому +648

    "Beware the demons of Razgriz."
    "Enter the Demon Lord of the Round Table."
    "Go dance with the angels!"
    "Stick with Trigger and you'll make it."
    AC8: "The higher you fly, the quicker you die."

    • @Demon_of_Razgriz
      @Demon_of_Razgriz 4 роки тому +13

      Indeed

    • @keisufederationmapping2748
      @keisufederationmapping2748 4 роки тому +48

      @@Demon_of_Razgriz AC9: they’ve gone into plaid

    • @timothywilson4970
      @timothywilson4970 3 роки тому +22

      @@keisufederationmapping2748 AC10: EARTH IS SO BORING LULZ WE GOING INTO SPACE

    • @timothywilson4970
      @timothywilson4970 3 роки тому

      @Nelli YEP

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 роки тому +14

      No joke, I could see AC8 having a superweapon that obliterates planes over a certain altitiude, and those words become the main character's survival mantra.

  • @PhantomRaptor1
    @PhantomRaptor1 3 роки тому +211

    "Yo buddy, still alive?"
    "...no"

  • @Not_MissHina
    @Not_MissHina 3 роки тому +229

    "Mom! I want a light speed in star wars!"
    "We have a light speed at home"
    Light speed at home:

    • @themrfives
      @themrfives 3 роки тому +14

      Fuck it, this is cooler.

    • @liamfalvey5142
      @liamfalvey5142 Рік тому +1

      The funny thing is, he’s actually going about 3 times the speed of light

  • @ShikiYukiro
    @ShikiYukiro 4 роки тому +289

    after watching this... this came up in my mind...
    "He went Ludicrous Speed!"

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 4 роки тому +25

      "They've gone to plaid!"

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 3 роки тому +6

      @@jimmyseaver3647 Spaceballs the Reply

  • @jamielonsdale3018
    @jamielonsdale3018 4 роки тому +767

    European Union: Spends billions of dollars building a particle accelerator.
    Cole: Planes stalling at their service ceiling can be fired into the ground fast enough to become a proton beam. If you do it just right, you can even disprove the Theories of General and Special Relativity.
    The speed of light isn't the maximum possible speed. The speed of light is about 1/4 the speed of MiG, the new universal maximum speed. This is a new constant, a sped which cannot be exceeded due to the stack overflow limit.
    I hereby submit my thesis for peer review and I look forward to being awarded the Nobel Award for my contributions to Physics.

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 3 роки тому +47

      The way your comment is laid out, it looks like it's saying "If you do it just right, you can ...
      Read more"

    • @syoushiro1837
      @syoushiro1837 3 роки тому +5

      Some h shape constant: f***

    • @assassin1o17onxbox8
      @assassin1o17onxbox8 3 роки тому +5

      @@jessegd6306 you got me

    • @z3nith4l
      @z3nith4l 3 роки тому +14

      So by that logic, reality is 32-bit?

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 роки тому +19

      "The speed of light is about a quarter the speed of a MiG"
      Accurate statement if this was War Thunder.

  • @trigger5258
    @trigger5258 4 роки тому +166

    Tl;dr: Cole goes 47,600x the speed of light and vaporizes himself.

    • @KoolKyurem25
      @KoolKyurem25 4 роки тому +19

      and the solar system. Don't forget that. He outdid Belka and the US simultaneously

  • @idkbro5740
    @idkbro5740 3 роки тому +97

    “As you may know one of my favorite pass times at this game is to slam 60 million dollar Jets into the ground”
    Accurate

  • @MrTurbo_
    @MrTurbo_ 3 роки тому +395

    AcTuAlLy, if any particle with any mass travels at the speed of light it would contain infinite energy, enough to vaporize literally the entire observable universe an infinit amount of times, so not just earth and your plane would be gone, it would literally be the end of the entire universe

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +64

      Taps forehead
      No problem if they can't catch me

    • @FirstLast-uz6eq
      @FirstLast-uz6eq 3 роки тому +21

      let's do it

    • @pnutjellybuttr5898
      @pnutjellybuttr5898 2 роки тому +17

      So that’s why light is the speed limit

    • @johnoaker1232
      @johnoaker1232 2 роки тому +20

      So what you’re implicating is that FTL drives are virtually impossible unless you want to annihilate the entire universe

    • @pnutjellybuttr5898
      @pnutjellybuttr5898 2 роки тому +5

      @@johnoaker1232 yes

  • @SAVikingSA
    @SAVikingSA 3 роки тому +2000

    Another fun fact: Humanity is actually capable of creating a 1 gigaton weapon, as designs like the Tsar Bomba are scalable. It was supposed to be 100MT but the Russians tuned it down. Theoretically, you could keep adding stages to a Teller-Ulam design to increase yield.

    • @Taltharius
      @Taltharius 3 роки тому +195

      Humanity 'can', but they haven't. Mostly because nuclear yield has diminishing returns past a certain point.
      50 megatons is actually really, _really impractical,_ compared to just using a multitude of smaller kiloton yield weapons to 'carpet bomb' an area.
      Not to mention that most Tsar Bomba-like yields are too large and too heavy for most missile delivery systems. In stark contrast, a single ICBM system might carry, say, 12 individual warheads of kiloton yield, and they can all accurately target separate areas individually (so a single ICBM with 12 warheads = 12 cities could be hit simultaneously).
      You can probably imagine how exponentially this would scale up, if multiple ICBMs get launched simultaneously...

    • @KriegsverbrechenGaming
      @KriegsverbrechenGaming 3 роки тому +267

      @@Taltharius yes but you forget the important fact that *big explosion = big cool*

    • @Taltharius
      @Taltharius 3 роки тому +128

      @@KriegsverbrechenGaming Don't get me wrong; if we could get the giant mushroom clouds _without_ all that nasty fallout, I'd be all for that.
      It would basically be just a giant fireworks display, yes?

    • @KriegsverbrechenGaming
      @KriegsverbrechenGaming 3 роки тому +83

      @@Taltharius great to see we understand each other.🤝

    • @BPJJohn
      @BPJJohn 3 роки тому +72

      "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"
      Dr. Ian Malcolm.

  • @kangjiahuang9928
    @kangjiahuang9928 3 роки тому +133

    7:26 Me after realizing that the speed is the signed thirty-two bit integer limit: *we go 2147483647 to -2147483648 real quick*

  • @Eagle_the_18th
    @Eagle_the_18th 3 роки тому +163

    Belka: We didn’t do anything wrong!!
    Blaze slamming into the ground faster than the speed of light itself: Hold my Mig

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 3 роки тому +8

      Grunder industries: *sweats nervously*

    • @JustaDan-su5ox
      @JustaDan-su5ox 3 роки тому +7

      Belkans: DELET THIS NAHUI

  • @christiansanchez1486
    @christiansanchez1486 3 роки тому +101

    “I am the air you breath, and that air will give you Cancer” best fucking thing I’ve heard all day

  • @alexrowe7063
    @alexrowe7063 3 роки тому +583

    Clear voice, decent editing skills, good choice in music. You have the makings of great UA-cam. What other content do you plan on making?

    • @korioa
      @korioa 3 роки тому +12

      makings of great UA-cam.

    • @wee6838
      @wee6838 2 роки тому +2

      One of my favorite

    • @aeroandspace
      @aeroandspace Рік тому

      Right? He;s like an early hbomberguy

    • @aguywithayota
      @aguywithayota Рік тому

      War Thunder

  • @craigmoonen6206
    @craigmoonen6206 4 роки тому +152

    Damn, those MiG-31's are build quite sturdy being able to survive the acceleration from mach 3 to faster than light speed in a matter of microseconds.
    *Damn Belkans*

    • @bruh-nd2mx
      @bruh-nd2mx 3 роки тому +6

      U could say there
      Built different

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 3 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure the MiGs are Yuktobanian aircraft.

  • @NotWindy017
    @NotWindy017 4 роки тому +161

    Only a Belkan would scheme this up.

  • @branislavradojevic7898
    @branislavradojevic7898 4 роки тому +139

    when you search in Bing:
    *"how to make a nuke"*

  • @theemeraldstar7713
    @theemeraldstar7713 3 роки тому +221

    10:45
    Actually, since you expressed earlier that you are going way faster than the speed of light, and Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light years away without time dialation, I think you straight up reversed time dialation. I think what you meant was that it would take 484 days relative to Earth time, meaning that someone on Earth would have to wait 484 days for you to get there at that speed, but for you, it would be literally instant. How relativity works is that for the person in the spacecraft, time becomes less and less relative to the person in the spacecraft until the speed of light, where time relative to the passenger of the space craft is literally zero. None. Zero time. No minutes, seconds, nanoseconds, pecoseconds, no anything relative to the passenger. To an outside observer, you would take 484 days to get there, but to you, it would literally be nothing. You wouldn't age at all, you wouldn't even comprehend that time had passed at all. You would just look out the window and see the sun, but after light speed it would literally just instantaneously switch to alpha centauri and time relative to you would be the same while relative to everyone else it would take 484 days. For it to take 1.5 million years, you would directly contradict your math earlier of a rocket going 20,000 mph reaching there in 100,000 years relative to everyone.

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 3 роки тому +12

      Holy shit.....

    • @Emu_calli
      @Emu_calli 3 роки тому +29

      Cole legit became the first time traveler

    • @f22littleraptor21
      @f22littleraptor21 3 роки тому +14

      Holy sweet mother of god...

    • @dodecahedron1
      @dodecahedron1 3 роки тому +32

      it wouldn't just be zero, at several times the speed of light he'd be going backwards in time breaking causality by arriving before he left

    • @adriankoch964
      @adriankoch964 3 роки тому +23

      ​@@dodecahedron1 Which means he could turn around, fly back and then there'd be two (or more) infinitely fast Migs zipping around. Though turning around could not be done since it would require infinite amounts of power due to the infinite inertia from flying at these impossible speeds. But hey it's outside of the realm of physics, so maybe you'll just turn into some sort of pure energy being and do whatever you want at that point.

  • @cadrejeff
    @cadrejeff 3 роки тому +37

    “If a man beats his own record that many deemed impossible, then he has done the impossible.”

  • @ButterflyTommy
    @ButterflyTommy 4 роки тому +295

    I crave these extremely specific kinds of videos. The editing, the music and the genuine pursuit of nonsensical science-it's beautiful. I love that you managed to inject your own personality into something so goddamn ridiculous and help keep the viewer on your level. You've successfully driven this glitch into the ground; literally, metaphorically and in the best way possible.

  • @Torres-wo9xc
    @Torres-wo9xc 3 роки тому +65

    "Can't go any faster than this"
    *sees* *extra* *5* *minutes*
    "Are you sure about that?"

  • @KaMil-gw2qr
    @KaMil-gw2qr 3 роки тому +102

    " i am everywhere, i am the air you breath, that gives you cancer"
    the fully loaded mig 31

    • @timothyscranton7358
      @timothyscranton7358 3 роки тому

      The earth is flat

    • @Ilazie
      @Ilazie 3 роки тому +6

      @@timothyscranton7358 No, everyone knows the earth is a MiG-21

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 2 роки тому +34

    As the ol adage goes...
    "The problem with being faster then the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness." ~ Sanic
    4:56 / 7:02

  • @tafarid.7347
    @tafarid.7347 3 роки тому +33

    "You cant catch me in the grey area"
    Yeah? Tell that to Ferarri.

  • @edberg9631
    @edberg9631 4 роки тому +53

    "Yes! That's right baby, that's what I like to see" - small nuclear bomb going 5000000 mph

  • @TheLonelyViper
    @TheLonelyViper 3 роки тому +983

    awesome xD

    • @chowtownyt7239
      @chowtownyt7239 3 роки тому +1

      Fancy seeing you here

    • @captaineardrum6208
      @captaineardrum6208 3 роки тому +6

      Oh shit I remember when your Onward VR videos were first getting popular

    • @-anactualdoggo-
      @-anactualdoggo- 3 роки тому +1

      Well I'll be damned
      It's the knife wielding, gun slinging viper himself

    • @dm856w3
      @dm856w3 3 роки тому +1

      There is your 420th Like.

    • @TheLonelyViper
      @TheLonelyViper 3 роки тому +3

      @@dm856w3 WE DID IT

  • @quanto4297
    @quanto4297 3 роки тому +171

    Correction: The second you hit that speed, you would instantly collapse into a black hole.

    • @F-35BLightningII
      @F-35BLightningII 2 роки тому

      I would have liked but it is on 123 so I would have been arrested.

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector 3 роки тому +34

    I guarantee you that if Mihaly was in AC 5, he could still rail you with EML no matter what.

  • @thedawkturr4481
    @thedawkturr4481 3 роки тому +23

    One moment you're playing video games, the second, you transcend reality itself.

  • @Foulkie
    @Foulkie 4 роки тому +128

    Little fun fact, you can get under the map without the use of whatever cheat in free flight.
    They're little slips, or squares (i call it the borderless world) under the map in the corners of each, if not all, maps that aren't flat.
    But nice job achieving godly speed as far as it could take you man.

    • @stemmarb7r751
      @stemmarb7r751 4 роки тому +8

      I knew about the hole in the south-eastern corner of M27's map, not about the others. Which makes me wonder, why are these holes there in the first place? Were they some kind of backdoor the developers used to check something or what?

    • @Foulkie
      @Foulkie 4 роки тому +7

      @@stemmarb7r751 i have no clue as to why, i can also guess that these borderless holes are in ACZ but that one's free flight doesn't go all the way out to the very edge of the map, as I've tried.
      I thought for a while it was for special buildings like the ACES tunnel, Cruik fortress, etc. but it could also be just something the devs turned a blind eye to after all these years.

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 4 роки тому +13

      "Borderless world"
      *Larry Foulke wants to know your location.*

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 4 роки тому

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 I was just about to say that!

    • @chillguynamedwan1034
      @chillguynamedwan1034 3 роки тому +3

      That's what Pixy wanted.A world without borders

  • @thedawkturr4481
    @thedawkturr4481 3 роки тому +35

    I like how this went from funny haha moments, to transcending space-time.

  • @ScreaminD200
    @ScreaminD200 3 роки тому +261

    “I have tried this glitch in Ace Combat Zero, 6, and 7. It doesn’t work.”
    **looks at Ace Combat 4** *HMMMMM*

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 3 роки тому +18

      As funny as it would be, I doubt the glitch would work in Ace Combat 4 because of how different the game's flight physics are - They're heavier and, dare I say it, more realistic than 5.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +5

      @@GoredonTheDestroyer Depends on how you account for it. The F15/MTSD is so mobile that I can't play in First Person Mode effectively.

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 3 роки тому +3

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix We're talking about a specific glitch, and how it might or might not work with the more primitive physics of Ace Combat 4, though.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 3 роки тому +2

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix S/MTD, not /MTSD. Close enough, though, you got the letters right.
      And that's my favorite plane ever, my username is even named after it!
      F-15S/MTD is my waifu.

    • @falken2089
      @falken2089 3 роки тому +1

      But the MIG-31 is not available on Ace Combat 4, and I don't remember what is the fastest plane on that game...

  • @stephaniegalliart859
    @stephaniegalliart859 3 роки тому +20

    Legend has it, he went so fast that he merged with spacetime itself, and is still zooming to this day

  • @CaptainSnowman96
    @CaptainSnowman96 3 роки тому +11

    10:22 I'm glad the speed record hasn't gotten to his head

  • @skeletonwguitar4383
    @skeletonwguitar4383 4 роки тому +190

    When you commit warcrimes in the belligerent's home territory and civilian areas, but most of your units in the AO are foreign mercenaries - 8:14 to 8:20

    • @ElParteDiscotecas
      @ElParteDiscotecas 4 роки тому +11

      So, that's why the are called the Grey men huh...

    • @ascendant2-7
      @ascendant2-7 4 роки тому +8

      Belka should've just could've called this guy to do the work.

  • @galeforce64
    @galeforce64 4 роки тому +274

    I just watched the prequrl like 2 hours ago, needless to say was excited to see a video so quickly after, thank you!

  • @champagnegascogne9755
    @champagnegascogne9755 4 роки тому +148

    Challenge: for every 6 digit speed record he makes, you must provide the hentai doujin title of it

    • @moerukaze5464
      @moerukaze5464 4 роки тому +83

      Okay
      141568: HomeRun
      556906: Not Found
      313953: Watashi-tachi no Ie ni Pet ga Yattekita
      365250: Not Found
      599900: Not Found
      339272: Not Found
      745280: Not Found
      842048: Not Found
      821696: Not Found
      156608: Co Bizyutsukan
      335168: Not Found
      779328: Not Found
      642048: Not Found
      483647: Not Found
      When it got over 6 digits I just took the 6 digits from within the numbers so yeah.
      ....I have nothing better to do...

    • @SlanderousSlav
      @SlanderousSlav 4 роки тому +16

      @@moerukaze5464 You madlad

    • @aekgir4698
      @aekgir4698 4 роки тому +34

      @@moerukaze5464 This guy right here, he is a certified professional my people

    • @spliffy98
      @spliffy98 4 роки тому +6

      @@moerukaze5464 holy fuck we got a code red over here

    • @reedman0780
      @reedman0780 3 роки тому +4

      @@moerukaze5464 when reaching 6+ digits try from the farther right to left or farther left to right. That is, if the numbers dont show anything on the first try

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 3 роки тому +9

    1:50

  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug05 3 роки тому +105

    "I push myself further and faster than anyone has ever gone before.
    Faster than light and thought.
    I race around the globe, leaving light in my wake.
    *AND THIS... IS... TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOND* " - coleisprettygreat circa 2020

  • @jamielonsdale3018
    @jamielonsdale3018 4 роки тому +55

    Dude went about the speed of light. Say goodbye to everything you know and love.
    For reference, the bomb that hit Hiroshima was equivalent to 0.74g of mass impacting the ground at the speed of light.
    This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb, or about 15,000 Tsar Bombas.
    Put another way, this 'bomb' makes the Krakatau eruption look like a firecracker.
    Also, at the end of the video, he went about 4x the speed of light. Physics is irrelevant at that speed.

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 3 роки тому +4

      Don't you just love it when you go fast you break reality XD

    • @petrkinkal1509
      @petrkinkal1509 3 роки тому +4

      "This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb"
      Nope the energy would be infinite since anything with rest mass larger than 0 takes infinite energy to get to speed of light.

    • @joelikespotatoes8321
      @joelikespotatoes8321 3 роки тому

      Wait if something were to ever go that speed you would serioisly ignore physics. Does that mean you can teleport?

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 роки тому +1

      @@joelikespotatoes8321 no because teleportation is going from on place to another without any kind of pathway

    • @WestAirAviation
      @WestAirAviation 3 роки тому

      @@petrkinkal1509 If time and space have a quanta, can't you use that to calculate the maximum energy that will affect a particles real velocity, so long as the distance or time is finite?
      I'm pretty sure there's an Oh-My-God particle out there that, from its inertial frame, hasn't experienced 1 planck second yet... which means from its reference frame it's kept up with nearby photons.
      Given enough time it'll lose the race, of course, but I can calculate the energy required to do that as long as distance or time isn't infinite.

  • @slothworks7032
    @slothworks7032 3 роки тому +7

    8:50 why did I expect to hear "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

  • @tomasmartinez2504
    @tomasmartinez2504 3 роки тому +21

    7:45 You can go faster but the sistema wouldn't register that because you pass off the limit of numbers that are use to show how fast you go

  • @SadlyBaked
    @SadlyBaked 4 роки тому +56

    I feel like Cole is affiliated with South Belka Munitions Factory with the amount of destructive potential he did
    Just a hunch

  • @hk-4738
    @hk-4738 3 роки тому +81

    I assume you're not taking relativistic effects into account when calculating the Foxhound's kinetic energy, and the game sure as hell ain't - but I still feel obligated to point out the fact that as a body of mass approaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy approaches infinity, which is why you can't reach the speed of light.

    • @AlvinYorkII
      @AlvinYorkII 2 роки тому +3

      His plane's like a child: "Oh yeah!? Well I can produce 3 infinity kinetic energy!" xDDD

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 2 роки тому

      @Giovanni palacios My mom is faster than your mom.

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 4 роки тому +29

    So that's why they're called the "Ghosts of Razgriz."

  • @TheBlaiant
    @TheBlaiant 3 роки тому +14

    “My goals are beyond your understanding” - Reverse Flash

  • @HadienReiRick
    @HadienReiRick 3 роки тому +19

    Technically... you actually can go faster... just that the speedometer would either not show a higher number, or show a lower number depending on how the number overflowed. its entirely possible that you are going at int.max speed per frame... instead of per hour.

  • @alphamoon_
    @alphamoon_ 4 роки тому +8

    At 4:56, the world gets to witness the Mig-31breaking the speed of light (assuming the speed is in mph, 728,141,568mph => 1.086c) for the first time in recorded history, a first for interstellar space exploration!

  • @Minox_
    @Minox_ 3 роки тому +5

    AC5: 728141568 knots
    Also AC5: [STALL]

  • @bw6188
    @bw6188 3 роки тому +6

    Rare footage of experimental Balkan Super Weapon. Results: promising

  • @holycake3759
    @holycake3759 3 роки тому +7

    This is the first video of yours that I have seen and I am crying with laughter. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages! Earned yourself a new sub thank you

  • @cappo1178
    @cappo1178 3 роки тому +9

    4:19 You are hitting the Earth with about 2.97934x10^13 Joules worth of energy. To give some perspective, a hydrogen bomb releases 1x10^17. So a little under a HYDROGEN BOMB

  • @claresaprama499
    @claresaprama499 4 роки тому +16

    You have reached the peak performance, man. At this rate, you are creating something that Capt. Torres has always been dreaming of...

  • @theinfiniteblade6256
    @theinfiniteblade6256 3 роки тому +7

    9:41 thats how much calories there is in your mom's breakfast

  • @yuujincooper5043
    @yuujincooper5043 3 роки тому +4

    9:14 the way his voice just keeps on going scares me

  • @seal400
    @seal400 3 роки тому +15

    “You can’t touch me I am in the grey area”

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 4 роки тому +7

    7:02 I knew before I even looked it up that's the 32-bit integer limit

  • @trunkmonkey81
    @trunkmonkey81 3 роки тому +15

    When his speed gets to like 300k it reminds me of that control room scene in Chernobyl where the power shoots way up and the reactor explodes. "Not great, not terrible."

  • @witty8366
    @witty8366 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine being in a like 20 gen spaceship and you get beaten in speed by a 4 gen mig 31

  • @solarflare6300
    @solarflare6300 Рік тому +2

    I completely forgot about this video and I’m happy about it because I got to rewatch this handsome man break the universe again

  • @Klockorino
    @Klockorino 3 роки тому +17

    alt title: "Man becomes a god using a Mig, annihilates solar system in the process"

  • @Danphiroud
    @Danphiroud 4 роки тому +9

    MiG-31: "And this... Is... To go... EVEN *FURTHER B E Y O N D!!"*

  • @zoomygloom
    @zoomygloom Рік тому +1

    THIS WAS SO SICK BRO
    please make more ace content, I'm a Project Wingman player and i love seeing what the other competition is producing! this was hilarious too

  • @Anderson12690
    @Anderson12690 3 роки тому +3

    Dude, thank you so much for this nostalgia trip you just gave me.
    I used to play this game when I was a kid so much...god bless you for bringing back so much memories.

  • @drift3407
    @drift3407 3 роки тому +11

    4:08 good meme

    • @Gangsta_Playz
      @Gangsta_Playz Рік тому +1

      Can I get *2 Million Chicken Nuggets?*
      Employee: … the fuck?!

  • @CgPallaeon
    @CgPallaeon 3 роки тому +6

    Came for the Ace Combat speed shenanigans, stayed for the crunchwrap black hole math.

  • @adityajacksons451
    @adityajacksons451 4 роки тому +42

    This guy is so underated, you derserve a sub from me.

  • @lexpew
    @lexpew 3 роки тому +3

    This may be hard to do and I'm not sure if this would even work but if you could access the game code somehow you might be able to change the way the data is held to wrap extra score around the max size of the what's most likely an integer or float data type. So when it hits the max it resets all the way back to -2147483647 + the extra score so theoretically you could calculate your extra score later by counting the amount of times it wrapped or how much extra would be added to it. Sorry if this is wrong I just code and make games in my free time and am not an expert but I think it might work :)

  • @dsdy1205
    @dsdy1205 3 роки тому +6

    9:21 The math you are using has literally broken down and evaporated into irrelevance at this point.

  • @cletus2199
    @cletus2199 3 роки тому +24

    This is the most sub-worthy video I've ever stumbled upon. Thank you, sir.

  • @stolenusername860
    @stolenusername860 4 роки тому +5

    3:27
    You 'bout to fuckin phase into an alternate dimension and Thunderhead is complaining about you leaving the combat area.
    That guy must have seen some shit.

  • @Andrecio64
    @Andrecio64 3 роки тому +9

    Yeah, a Mig going space shuttle status at ludicrous speed, what could go wro-
    *gets vaporized and the entire Milky Way with him. *

  • @allergic2bulletz875
    @allergic2bulletz875 2 роки тому +1

    Mindnumbing speeds that are practically impossible for us to ever reach... and it still takes over a year to get to Alpha Centauri. Hope you packed some lunchables into your cockpit, spaceman.

  • @TheGreatSawyer1
    @TheGreatSawyer1 3 роки тому +11

    "I'm wasting millions of taxpayers money"
    Well, since it's a MiG31 at least it's the Russian taxpayers 😏

  • @TheRyman230
    @TheRyman230 3 роки тому +14

    Now we just need to port it into a x64 version, then stack overflow must go higher.

  • @jacob_lumine8569
    @jacob_lumine8569 4 роки тому +9

    9:52 literally lost my shit

  • @michele7275
    @michele7275 3 роки тому +11

    3:57 - I love his honesty on how he's clearly admitting that he's using taxpayer's money for personal shit. LOL

  • @anchovyacquirer
    @anchovyacquirer 3 роки тому +4

    im at 7:08 and the speed on screen assuming its a mig 31 its kinetic energy is 1.93135E+16 MJ (megajoules ) and a mj is equal to 1000000 joules or 1.93135e+22 joules

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 3 роки тому +8

    When you finally managed to outrun light only to realize you now have to outrun darkness.

  • @IceQub3
    @IceQub3 4 роки тому +33

    Actually, time warping will happen only on the moment of acceleration. So when you go fast time on earth go like super duper slow. When you stop time go fffffshshgfd and boom lots of your friends are dead, the were dead like 1-2 million years ago. The you accelerate back, time go fasty fast and when you arrive at earth. Boom you gon back in time half million year cus you go faster than light. But don't worry, on your way back insane gamma radiation your plane emits tears earth apart like a sonic boom of a jet but with light waves instead of sound waves. So your friends and you never even born. don't even matter all the fucking anti matter and black holes you leave in your path. GJ dude good fucking job

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 3 роки тому

      Science is cool

    • @gamingabisha6959
      @gamingabisha6959 3 роки тому +3

      i had a small stroke while reading this

    • @AdeptPaladin
      @AdeptPaladin 3 роки тому +2

      That is ... not how relativity works or your grammar is just wrong.
      The faster you travel, the faster time passes outside your frame of reference. And this is not a method to travel back in time, either - relativistic time travel (that is travelling forward in time by approaching the speed) is unidirectional. You can sling shot into the future but you can't come back, not using any method known to science as of now.
      And the only way you'd leave gamma radiation or black holes or emit radiation is if you had a collision.. but such a collision would kill you instantly anyways.

    • @465fire
      @465fire 3 роки тому +1

      @@AdeptPaladin bruh he's going faster than light, you can throw out any of the physics you think you know about

    • @AdeptPaladin
      @AdeptPaladin 3 роки тому

      @@465fire That's not how science works. You don't just discard what you know because you're in an unexpected circumstance, you need a basis to operate from. And FTL travel does not negate the other laws of physics - conservation of mass and energy, the fundamental forces, and so on.

  • @darkangel20467
    @darkangel20467 4 роки тому +10

    "CAN YOU FEEL IT BUDDY? WHAT HAS SPEED BORDERS EVER DONE FOR US? THIS IS WHAT V2 IS FOR!"

  • @theangryalien596
    @theangryalien596 4 роки тому +8

    quality content! i remember watching the previous video. now we get the sequel! LUDICROUS SPEEEEEED

  • @amasunprime69
    @amasunprime69 3 роки тому +5

    At 2:55 he just sounds like moistcritikal

  • @DANTHETUBEMAN
    @DANTHETUBEMAN 2 роки тому

    you went so fast you've entered a time loop and are back to where you started.