Duck jokes.... now you've done it. Anthony's gonna want more and more. First he's gonna call you multiple times a day then he's gonna stalk you and just "run into you" everywhere and before you know it you're gonna wake up next to him asking for duck jokes.😋😙
FINALLY!!! I've been waiting years for you guys to do a video like this again! I have all your other joke videos, weird beers, weird military uniforms, etc on a playlist on my phone that I always listen to at work. Finally, something new! More, please!
Here one for you :) Whats the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, and a wife? :) The mistress says harder The prostitute says are you done yet Wife says... Beige.. I think we should paint the ceiling beige.
With the exception of a couple of the jokes I very much enjoyed this. Loved the fan art. Brilliant once more. My favorite Dad joke: What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? . . Synonym buns. :D
*dad, to waiter* I can’t decide what to have. I’m pretty hungry but don’t want to spend a lot. *waiter* Well, the chicken strips for $6... *dad* I’m sure it does, but that doesn’t help me decide what to have for lunch.
Any time someone asks me to tell them a joke this is the joke they're told. I didn't write it, but I've been telling this joke for 20 years and it's never failed to get a smile. A mushroom walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Leave. We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "But I'm a fun-guy!"
Ugh, this reminds me of last week when my buddy Hugh got sick. I hope he gets better.. because i'm for sure going to this concert next week with or without Hugh...
I just wanted to say, for as long as you guys have been going with this path in life that you have chosen, that i appreciate that you are still doing what you are doing, love it or hate it. And ill kepp watching as far as you decide to take the channel.
I love neebs gaming so much. I used to watch them really carefully when I was 11 or 12 because I didn’t want to get caught because they swore and played gta. They made me and still make me laugh the hardest out of all the UA-cam channels I’ve watched
Thanks im now in trouble with the guys downstairs from my laughter on the Amazon chicken and egg joke ..... gotta tell my boss that one in the morning.... I hope I don't have to explain it
A man at a hotel says to a bellhop, "I think I left my suitcases on the top floor would you go up there and check?" The Bellhop gets on the elevator and goes to the top floor. He sees the suit cases, takes the elevator back down and says to the man "Yeah they're up there." ................I'll see myself out now.
A frog entered a bank & found himself at the desk of Patty Black, a loan agent. The frog requested a substantial loan & was asked what he had in terms of collateral. He presented her a box, which she opened & was impressed but confused by what she found inside. She admitted she needed to call on her supervisor for assistance. When he arrived, Patty showed him the box to the supervisor's astonishment. He was so excited, she asked him what it was. The supervisor's reply? "Why, it's a knick knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"
At least you guys are having fun still. I went to urgent care to take care of it because it was on the back of my head. Fair to say it, it really hurts and never bother to give me pain meds. So now I have a open gash on the back of my head so the puss can just slowly drain out.
I have a few of these, I hope you like 'em, love you guys! What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? Eurpiein! Why can't you hear a psychiatrist going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent! The furniture store keeps calling me... All I wanted was a one night stand! Dad: I don't trust stairs anymore.." Me: "Why not?" Dad:"They're always up to something!" And, my personal favorite: What is a skeleton's favorite cereal? Life!
Ah the puns. Took me straight back to when I first found out that the Hank and Jed guys actually went and made a gaming channel. I do miss Neebs's "pun laugh", but now we gets Appsro's, who was missing in the last one. A lot of memories here.
A slice of pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, the same slice will cost you $3.50 in st Lucia, and $4 in Trinidad. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Okay....I GUARANTEE YOU that armadillos aren't bullet proof. I'm sure I could do it with less, but give me a 50. cal and let's see him bounce a bullet meant to pierce tank armor.
A Dad and his kids are in a pharmacy, and they happen to walk by the condoms. The kid stops to look curiously, points at a 3 pack, and asks, “Dad, who are these for?” The Dad replies, “those are for High school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, one for Sunday.” The kid then points to a 6 pack. “So who are these for?” The Dad smiles, and answered, “Those are for College guys. Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday.” The Kids Eyes light up as he enthusiastically points to the 12 pack. “So who are THESE for?!?” The Dad sighs, and says, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, One for March...”
I was watching some people play Among Us and they kicked out some one called Lydian Melody. I replied with, “Wow! I hope she’s not in a bad mode now”. Not only a punny #dadjoke but also a #bandjoke.
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Aaaye love your vids, no dad jokes tho.
How do you make a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave...
... Until it's Bill Withers.
Duck jokes.... now you've done it. Anthony's gonna want more and more. First he's gonna call you multiple times a day then he's gonna stalk you and just "run into you" everywhere and before you know it you're gonna wake up next to him asking for duck jokes.😋😙
a duck was arrested for drug possession, he had over 10lbs of quack on him.
Dork :P
here is a good dad Joke.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Lmao 😂
Millions of families suffer every year
Damn it Jim
Ahh I was so happy to see my little pasta joke there. Thanks so much for letting me and others do this!
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This is amazing! My two favorite things: dad jokes and art! I'm so happy I got to be a part of this! 💛💛
FINALLY!!! I've been waiting years for you guys to do a video like this again! I have all your other joke videos, weird beers, weird military uniforms, etc on a playlist on my phone that I always listen to at work.
Finally, something new! More, please!
I concur. Please do more
my son asked: "Dad, what are condoms for"
me: "usually to avoid conversations like these"
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The drawing for the chicken and the egg one was masterful.
Thank you guys so much for reaching out. So proud to be a part of this.
Here one for you :)
Whats the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, and a wife?
:)
The mistress says harder
The prostitute says are you done yet
Wife says... Beige.. I think we should paint the ceiling beige.
I like off white now shut up 😂🤣
God. I went swimming with a really chatterbox a while ago.
Worst part was I couldn’t drown him out.
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With the exception of a couple of the jokes I very much enjoyed this. Loved the fan art. Brilliant once more.
My favorite Dad joke: What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
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Synonym buns. :D
Knowing you, I know exactly which jokes you disliked. xD
What did yoda say when he seen himself in 4k?
H d m i.
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My god i could have listened to this bantering for hours!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Cus its Pointless!! 😃
This distracted me from my wife crying in the bathroom and made my day thanks guys!
Great job to the artists!
*dad, to waiter* I can’t decide what to have. I’m pretty hungry but don’t want to spend a lot.
*waiter* Well, the chicken strips for $6...
*dad* I’m sure it does, but that doesn’t help me decide what to have for lunch.
Dora's joke is damn near straight out of a M*A*S*H episode. "That's all you do? Bird impressions?!"
My girlfriend called me the other night, she said "why don't you come over, there's nobody here?" I went over, there was nobody there!
That sounds like a Dangerfield joke. lol.
@@Captiiva It is but I always felt it was pretty dad joke-ish. lol
No respect, no respect from anyone.
Any time someone asks me to tell them a joke this is the joke they're told. I didn't write it, but I've been telling this joke for 20 years and it's never failed to get a smile.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Leave. We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says, "But I'm a fun-guy!"
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work🤣
how much does a pirate pay for corn?
a bucc-an-eer!!
Heres a dad joke.
I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like all the people in his car.
The last one, I loved how it confused Simon for a half second lol
Love the 'dog walks into the telegraph office' joke... I use it all the time as an ice breaker and a test of their humor.
I love this types of vids from your channel.
And surprisingly, some of these jokes didn't make me wanna bang my head into a wall
Ugh, this reminds me of last week when my buddy Hugh got sick. I hope he gets better.. because i'm for sure going to this concert next week with or without Hugh...
In the best way possible, this didn't last long enough. Like most dads.
Honey, I'm pregnant
Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad
No, you're not
Neebs your delivery on the grandpa joke cracked me up
I just wanted to say, for as long as you guys have been going with this path in life that you have chosen, that i appreciate that you are still doing what you are doing, love it or hate it. And ill kepp watching as far as you decide to take the channel.
I'm glad they brought back this series
What do you call a cow with NO legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with TWO legs? Lean beef!
So found out my mom is going to retire, gonna be a goodyear.
A photon in an airport was stopped by a TSA agent and asked if it had any luggage. The photon replied, "No. I'm travelling light."
Did you know I tell dad jokes?
Sometimes he even laughs.
I love how much Simon digs these bad jokes
I love neebs gaming so much. I used to watch them really carefully when I was 11 or 12 because I didn’t want to get caught because they swore and played gta. They made me and still make me laugh the hardest out of all the UA-cam channels I’ve watched
Thanks im now in trouble with the guys downstairs from my laughter on the Amazon chicken and egg joke ..... gotta tell my boss that one in the morning.... I hope I don't have to explain it
Amazing content, thanks for being there for us, you guys are helping me get through a horrible break up. I'm forever grateful 🤗
Y’all haven’t done this in forever used to love these shorts
Appsros weird gremlin noise is a national treasure
A man at a hotel says to a bellhop, "I think I left my suitcases on the top floor would you go up there and check?" The Bellhop gets on the elevator and goes to the top floor. He sees the suit cases, takes the elevator back down and says to the man "Yeah they're up there."
................I'll see myself out now.
This reminds me of your guys old joke videos from the bf4 days:) good to see it make a return in 2021
WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! I was starting to think the joke vids were NEVER coming back. Love it!
A frog entered a bank & found himself at the desk of Patty Black, a loan agent. The frog requested a substantial loan & was asked what he had in terms of collateral. He presented her a box, which she opened & was impressed but confused by what she found inside. She admitted she needed to call on her supervisor for assistance. When he arrived, Patty showed him the box to the supervisor's astonishment. He was so excited, she asked him what it was. The supervisor's reply? "Why, it's a knick knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"
Ok... I just realized I really needed the laughs. Thank you guys!
I´m happy this series made a comeback.
Can we just appreciate that at 3:05 you can clearly see Doraleous is hunting a player named SugarTittyDeluxe.
At least you guys are having fun still. I went to urgent care to take care of it because it was on the back of my head. Fair to say it, it really hurts and never bother to give me pain meds. So now I have a open gash on the back of my head so the puss can just slowly drain out.
Why does everyone love the restaurant on the moon
Because it’s out of this world
love your guys illustrations and cartoons!
Im getting some "Good ole days" vibes from this video. Reminds me of those old BF4 videos, I like it!
That joke about the moon restaurant was out of this world
Dad jokes and puns are my weaknesses. I love dark humor but I laugh so much more at the cheesy puns and bad jokes. Makes sense I am a dad
Okay can 100% confirm that armadillo shells are not bulletproof.
I have a few of these, I hope you like 'em, love you guys!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? Eurpiein!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
The furniture store keeps calling me... All I wanted was a one night stand!
Dad: I don't trust stairs anymore.."
Me: "Why not?"
Dad:"They're always up to something!" And, my personal favorite:
What is a skeleton's favorite cereal? Life!
You all need to do more of this please
Why do you never see a dead crow on the road?
They have buddies in the trees going, car, car, car!
0:00 best intro ever
if anyone in your office gets cold, move their desk to the corner... its 90 degrees.
I'm glad that this video format is back. Really missed it.
Ah the puns. Took me straight back to when I first found out that the Hank and Jed guys actually went and made a gaming channel.
I do miss Neebs's "pun laugh", but now we gets Appsro's, who was missing in the last one.
A lot of memories here.
A horse walks in the bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
Badum tss
More of this! We have been missing these types of vids a looooong time now 😁🤗
Anti Jokes are the best:
Why'd Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
A slice of pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, the same slice will cost you $3.50 in st Lucia, and $4 in Trinidad.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
That intro took me back to Battlefield: Plays of the Month
What do a mad cow and an angry sheep have in common?
They are always in a baaaaaaaaaad moooooooooood!
This warms the heart
You men at your silly best
Oh, almost forgot: Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?
Why?
@@quessialove1346
Because he was dead
Awesome dad jokes! I’ve got one. What did the bull say about the cow? I’ve never seen Herbivore.
Thx boys. Need this one this morning.
Okay....I GUARANTEE YOU that armadillos aren't bullet proof. I'm sure I could do it with less, but give me a 50. cal and let's see him bounce a bullet meant to pierce tank armor.
6:34 that snipe tho
This gives me 2016 vibes and I love it
I'll let you know. - T-Shirt 2021
I love these joke videos, the jokes are bad but the reactions are awesome. Made me laugh so hard
I've really missed these videos. Gotta love all the bad jokes
I thoroughly enjoyed this! What do you call a cow laying on the ground?
What's Mike Tyson's favourite chemical element? None of your damn bismuth!
I love how u can tell who illustrated it
Please do more of these. I so missed these week small videos.
A Dad and his kids are in a pharmacy, and they happen to walk by the condoms. The kid stops to look curiously, points at a 3 pack, and asks, “Dad, who are these for?”
The Dad replies, “those are for High school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, one for Sunday.”
The kid then points to a 6 pack. “So who are these for?”
The Dad smiles, and answered, “Those are for College guys. Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday.”
The Kids Eyes light up as he enthusiastically points to the 12 pack. “So who are THESE for?!?”
The Dad sighs, and says, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, One for March...”
that joke about the armadillo and the guy shooting it was funny
This one doesn’t have nearly as many views and like as it deserves I love this
This is one of the best videos you have ever done
I love to so a return of these kinds of videos
If storks bring babies, what brings no babies? A swallow
This was so bad it was good thanks guys
APPSRO!
If the stork delivers babies, what bird prevents pregnancies?
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The Swallow!
;)
Giggitu giggity goooooo ^____^
love this guys keep up the great vids :)
my joke: two men walk into a bar what do they say
OUCH
I've missed the jokes videos. Laughed a couple times out loud
Had a lot of fun drawing for this. Hope we get to do it again sometime!
@1:26
That picture is daaaaaaaaaaaark lol
This was great in stitches the whole time lol
I love this and it made my day. Reminds me of the old content
I was watching some people play Among Us and they kicked out some one called Lydian Melody. I replied with, “Wow! I hope she’s not in a bad mode now”. Not only a punny #dadjoke but also a #bandjoke.
Currently deployed and these jokes made my day a whole lot better.
You guys should animate your old joke videos from when this channel used to be able work peace
We need more of this
Somehow.....this video made life worth it in the world, but made the world a worse place to live in.