Colin one liners Who's Line is it Anyways ?

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  • @uwusenpai4478
    @uwusenpai4478 5 років тому +5296

    If a dad ever wants to go pro with dad jokes, the final boss is colin mochrie

    • @ellis51773
      @ellis51773 5 років тому +113

      Colin Mochrie is the final boss of life, when you die, you have to fight him to get to the underworld

    • @nn-nu8hf
      @nn-nu8hf 5 років тому +15

      i think Lee Mack is the king of dad jokes if im being honest. Colin is hilarious though.

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 3 роки тому +6

      youd think it would be some amish guy with 20 kids

    • @fredspeech5158
      @fredspeech5158 2 роки тому +7

      Colin is haaaaard to beat

    • @BigDawg31675
      @BigDawg31675 2 роки тому +8

      To this day, Colin remains undefeated

  • @VigneshVR
    @VigneshVR 6 років тому +3400

    In terms of the most complicated set up, "Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars" and "A Dab o' ABBA doo" are clearly the top 2, but "Knick-knack Paddy Whack" just wins in terms of being laugh out loud funny every time I see the bit.

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 років тому +272

      I think the raindeer in Spain was mainly hit by the plane should be up there too

    • @ewwhoisshe
      @ewwhoisshe 5 років тому +98

      Knick-Knack patty whack is my favorite

    • @keepdavefree
      @keepdavefree 5 років тому +75

      the knick knack patty whack one is just GENIUS. knick knack because of the small objects, patty because cow = beef, and whack because he killed it. therefore it’s all one elaborate and WELL thought out pun. it’s straight up 10/10 creativity. GENIUS!

    • @matthewwilliams2093
      @matthewwilliams2093 5 років тому +116

      David McDowell It’s actually PADDY whack. That’s a reference to the rice field (paddy) where the murder took place.

    • @Alistair
      @Alistair 4 роки тому +65

      @@matthewwilliams2093 yeah it was bad enough the guy trying to explain an obvious joke, but on top of that he gets it wrong lol..

  • @riffdane6459
    @riffdane6459 7 років тому +4867

    I would NOT wanna get in a pun war with Colin.

  • @thetydalwave_
    @thetydalwave_ 4 роки тому +619

    I love that Colin used the "man swallowed by a whale ran until he was pooped out" joke twice and it was still funny the second time.

    • @ay_josh_mio
      @ay_josh_mio 2 роки тому +20

      I KNEW this comment would be in here and I'm glad I found it! 😂

    • @spurdo_of_92
      @spurdo_of_92 2 роки тому +16

      I love how drew lost it even harder the second time.

    • @dannymccrae3070
      @dannymccrae3070 2 роки тому +21

      Probably because he did t hear it the first time. The reactions to Lars Lars pants on fars will always be legendary

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 Рік тому +3

      He has been known to recycle a joke here and there

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan Рік тому +8

      He missed the "Running to the end" part 1st time and it did lack compared to his usual standard so nailed it next time with just that tiny addage.. Genius.

  • @MoneyMager
    @MoneyMager 7 років тому +4483

    You know its good whenever you see Ryan Stiles turn his head and start laughing.

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 6 років тому +23

      MoneyMager yeah that’s true

    • @trajan231
      @trajan231 4 роки тому +56

      Even more so when Ryan has his head in his hands

    • @JACKTHETRIXTER
      @JACKTHETRIXTER 4 роки тому +61

      MoneyMager “Bend a car? Pat Benetar!”

    • @MoneyMager
      @MoneyMager 4 роки тому +4

      @@JACKTHETRIXTER one of my favorite lines lol

    • @Collin255
      @Collin255 4 роки тому +19

      Definitely! I love Colin, Ryan, Wayne, Drew, Brad, Greg and Chip. But imo Colin is the funniest, I mean it's close, and obviously one part that makes him funny is how he plays off of the others greatness and vica versa, but if I HAD to pick a favorite it would be Colin(and no it's not cuz my name is Collin also haha) but Ryan is a SUPER close 2nd, and Wayne is a close 3rd etc etc. Also Drew being there and cracking up like that AND genuinely being clever and hilarious at times really makes everything soooo much better(unlike with the new person they had when they rebooted it, nothing against her, she's just not Drew lol)

  • @MadTheDJ
    @MadTheDJ 5 років тому +1360

    In interviews, Colin has said he loves puns and has deep well of "bad" jokes to draw from. He's also said the cast is told what games to expect (simply for technical reasons. The singing cast, like Wayne, do a soundcheck with Laura Hall, for example, so they know the beat and rhythm she'll play for different styles of music they may be asked by the audience to sing to). So while they know some thing in advance about how they may have to improvise, they don't know *what* they'll say or do until the scenes start and they're given the suggestions.

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 3 роки тому +97

      Yeah, that's why they sometimes truthfully joke, "we have no idea what we're doing."

    • @oliverdelica2289
      @oliverdelica2289 3 роки тому +41

      In short the show is 20% scripted and 80% improvised

    • @AladeenMusic
      @AladeenMusic 3 роки тому +40

      @@oliverdelica2289 not exactly scripted the producers for some games write down scenes but the actors still don’t know and have to improvise, but the best games are the ones where they ask audience suggestions

    • @danitho
      @danitho 3 роки тому +45

      @@oliverdelica2289 How did you get 20% scripted from sound checks and a list of games?!

    • @jonathanharwood1255
      @jonathanharwood1255 2 роки тому +10

      @@danitho some people just aren't too good with maths.

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 8 років тому +3145

    "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
    "A Bush in the band is worth two in The Byrds"
    Probably my two favourites that he ever did xD

    • @EntropicDecayGaming
      @EntropicDecayGaming 7 років тому +198

      Mine has to be "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

    • @usamasohails
      @usamasohails 7 років тому +8

      I didn't get this one

    • @Clarinetboy82
      @Clarinetboy82 7 років тому +115

      It's a play on words of a line from the movie/musical, "My Fair Lady." "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. :)

    • @peggysav83
      @peggysav83 7 років тому +28

      R0SILE tk favourites is the right spelling depending on where you're from. In Australia we spell it like that as well as colour.

    • @dbnx1701
      @dbnx1701 7 років тому +76

      RS14988 oh but you forgot the " Nick nack paddy whack. ".

  • @der_pinguin44
    @der_pinguin44 5 років тому +538

    Colin, off the cuff, can make professional comedians cry laughing.
    That man is a treasure.

    • @RuanAntunes7
      @RuanAntunes7 4 роки тому +18

      Ryan can personally attest to this

    • @micheleerwin2848
      @micheleerwin2848 2 місяці тому

      He had to audition twice for who's line because they didn't think he was funny enough the first time.

  • @jackkebbell8051
    @jackkebbell8051 7 років тому +4447

    this is the god tier of dad jokes

    • @faithie599
      @faithie599 6 років тому +49

      Jack Kebbell Colin has his own category of jokes- 😂

    • @faithie599
      @faithie599 6 років тому +4

      What the actual heck did I write? Do I know what the context is? I’m lost. Someone find my way for me because either I was high but I’ve never touched drugs or stuff in life or I was so tired I ghost wrote this as someone who knew what they were doing???

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 6 років тому +1

      Artistically Creative I suffer from second-hand embarrassment, and right now I am in considerable pain. Please, please get well soon! =D

    • @faithie599
      @faithie599 6 років тому

      Anne-droid SOMEONE SAVE ME

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 6 років тому

      A mustard plaster in red flannel might do the trick. Or a trip to the Isle of Yap.

  • @caydesmith7021
    @caydesmith7021 4 роки тому +592

    I love Colin's news opening lines but for me, nothing will beat "welcome to the 6 o'clock news at 9"

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Рік тому +16

      The simplest ones that catch you off guard

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 11 місяців тому +17

      "Unfortunately, everything happened at 3:48 today, so we have nothing to tell you."

    • @wildcard9370
      @wildcard9370 8 місяців тому +1

      That was Stephen Colbert

  • @derpty420lerp3
    @derpty420lerp3 8 років тому +1886

    Colin is a comedy genius.

    • @samuraichilton
      @samuraichilton 3 роки тому +19

      Him and Ryan are possibly the most natural duo I have ever seen.

    • @ellenmurphy2150
      @ellenmurphy2150 2 роки тому +13

      He is really amazing. Colin stays in character while he cracks up everybody else. And he can dance!

    • @anthonywozniak7373
      @anthonywozniak7373 2 роки тому +3

      @@samuraichilton helps they have been friends since highschool

    • @tomharner83
      @tomharner83 2 роки тому

      @@ellenmurphy2150 "and he can dance"... LMFAO!

    • @ellenmurphy2150
      @ellenmurphy2150 2 роки тому +2

      @@tomharner83 scuse me whoever you are ever see him dance. 😃 right back at you.

  • @Ngamotu83
    @Ngamotu83 5 років тому +584

    "But only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
    Inventing tongue-twisting puns on the fly is clearly Colin's top skill.

    • @victorylane2377
      @victorylane2377 3 роки тому +11

      'Say that 3 times real fast.' Hell Colin, I have a hard time once and slow. God tier tongue twister.

    • @Tony195746
      @Tony195746 Рік тому +5

      after he said that, Greg nearly broke character

    • @craigseattle
      @craigseattle Рік тому +5

      I have to mention, yes a lot of stuff on that show was on the fly but Colin's stories, he's been thinking up for months beforehand and has a treasure chest of them that he's rehearsed, to use on any particular show

  • @nowvoyagerNE
    @nowvoyagerNE 7 років тому +4806

    Drew wasn't good at the skits but he was one heck of a great host....i love hearing him laugh at the skits.

    • @animusswtor4822
      @animusswtor4822 5 років тому +319

      I think he was great at hoedowns and especially worlds worst
      „Who’s a good puppy you’re a good puppy“ is still one of my favorite moments on the show

    • @nolifeguy1
      @nolifeguy1 5 років тому +80

      @Decesso Aisha should stick with voice acting and a script, like on Archer... Lana Kane.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +11

      @@nolifeguy1 you should stick to shutting up.

    • @konos-p8842
      @konos-p8842 5 років тому +184

      Drew had the nastiest clap backs in Hoe Downs though.
      Wayne's mother was never the same.

    • @laurieg4770
      @laurieg4770 5 років тому +128

      Drew never wanted to be in the skits. He had never done improv. He booked time at an improv club to learn. Colin and Ryan have talked about this in interviews since the first US whose line ended.

  • @timandshannon03
    @timandshannon03 5 років тому +749

    "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the Plane." One of the smartest, hilarious, dumb jokes I have ever heard. Colin is a God among Pun Masters!

    • @RLeeWII
      @RLeeWII 3 роки тому +10

      Oh man you gotta help me with this one. I don’t know the reference!

    • @edhveidhrejesh6457
      @edhveidhrejesh6457 3 роки тому +1

      @@RLeeWII here!
      ua-cam.com/video/xmADMB2utAo/v-deo.html

    • @OCDTraci
      @OCDTraci 2 роки тому +1

      @@RLeeWII Haha yeah, I didn't get it either!

    • @mattwainright8392
      @mattwainright8392 2 роки тому +55

      @@OCDTraci It's from the musical, My Fair Lady. An english commoner is being trained to speak the kings english, by repeating : The rain in Spain stays
      mainly in the plain. This is a song in the musical.

    • @honnatti
      @honnatti 2 роки тому +2

      @@mattwainright8392 oh wow! Thank you so much!

  • @Dinoking745765
    @Dinoking745765 7 років тому +935

    "This just in Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."

    • @kevinfoster6813
      @kevinfoster6813 7 років тому +65

      Master of Angels that joke will be relevant for the next twenty years lol.

    • @scootscootriot1020
      @scootscootriot1020 7 років тому +39

      Kevin Foster That has been relevant for the past 20 years.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 7 років тому +24

      A great dig at Drew Carey there

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 5 років тому +9

      @@kevinfoster6813 It's like Pi; unending and non-repeating...

    • @markmark5269
      @markmark5269 5 років тому

      Well, that's how the Left view it ...

  • @saltedllama2759
    @saltedllama2759 6 років тому +461

    I always loved how the newscasters skit would be derailed from the beginning because Colin is a genius. The godfather of all dad-jokes before dad-jokes were a thing. Ryan having to turn away, Wayne doubling over, and a third person trying not to lose their shit while sitting next to him.

    • @luckystarpiano
      @luckystarpiano 3 роки тому +18

      Not to mention Drew’s giggles in the background 🤣

    • @WhatSayCrochet
      @WhatSayCrochet 15 днів тому

      Don’t forget The Irish drinking songs. What you’re describing here is exactly how the Drinking Songs end every time.

  • @vakama9053
    @vakama9053 8 років тому +2120

    "Nick knack paddy whack" indeed.

    • @zedleppilen1636
      @zedleppilen1636 7 років тому +9

      Vakama 905 *Patty cow=meat

    • @MisguidedAzzy11
      @MisguidedAzzy11 7 років тому +63

      he was right with paddy, it was in a rice field

    • @Tacktix
      @Tacktix 7 років тому +10

      And "paddy" is an old racist slur for an Irishman.

    • @flaccidreflex5563
      @flaccidreflex5563 7 років тому +6

      Patty sure has certainly got around hasnt she?

    • @59771006
      @59771006 6 років тому +6

      I wonder if they gave a dog a bone.

  • @chipsnever957
    @chipsnever957 4 роки тому +328

    "Knick Knack Patty Whack" is one of my favorite jokes not only from Colin, but from Whose Line in general

    • @mayakh5611
      @mayakh5611 3 роки тому +5

      i think he meant Paddy.. as rice paddy

    • @nickdejager8873
      @nickdejager8873 3 роки тому +2

      My favorite long form pun joke has a similar punchline.
      "It's a knick knack Patty Wakk, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

    • @TheUprightLuthier-1959
      @TheUprightLuthier-1959 2 роки тому

      Norm MacDonald did a 5 minute long Kick knack Patty Whack

    • @InsolentUnicorn13
      @InsolentUnicorn13 Рік тому

      I laughed like a hyena at that one!

  • @lordzhuge
    @lordzhuge 7 років тому +559

    I love watching the co-anchors trying not to laugh

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 Рік тому +54

    His Knick knack paddy whack joke is one of the smartest jokes I’ve ever heard. It kills me every time.

  • @Andrew.Grabowski
    @Andrew.Grabowski 7 років тому +445

    I don't want to imagine what this show would be like without Colin Mochrie. No more awesome one liners like from this video. No more bald jokes. He is comedy gold.

    • @peacefulbuddha8361
      @peacefulbuddha8361 5 років тому +17

      I think Colin was the anchor of the show. Great support but w/o Colin it's like the Bulls with no Jordan.
      I will say too, Ryan was a lot better in the UK when he could be a lot dirtier.

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 4 роки тому +13

      @@peacefulbuddha8361 "Colin was the anchor of the show." I see what you did there!

    • @kangjohan78
      @kangjohan78 4 роки тому +8

      Imagine that he was actually not selected to be part of the show at first!

    • @LIBqueen
      @LIBqueen 4 роки тому +6

      Well Wayne is bald now- karma is....🤣

    • @karenwillough180
      @karenwillough180 3 роки тому +3

      Genius.

  • @TotalTuxedo
    @TotalTuxedo 4 роки тому +315

    Colin kills it with one liners but one time he only said one word that lit the place on fire.
    "Come"

    • @thelonelywolf88
      @thelonelywolf88 2 роки тому +26

      Dancing around the censors. Also he got an uproar in scenes from a hat where one suggestion was for Colin to curse. "Here, fucker!"

    • @lawrencedockery9032
      @lawrencedockery9032 2 роки тому +15

      He did the corresponding finger gesture with that as well

    • @johnathonwaggoner358
      @johnathonwaggoner358 2 роки тому +4

      @@thelonelywolf88 I thought it was “here bastard.”

    • @DaveB-rock
      @DaveB-rock Рік тому +7

      Meow

    • @jpbrnidgrl
      @jpbrnidgrl 6 місяців тому +1

      Tapioca.

  • @EnDSchultz1
    @EnDSchultz1 7 років тому +723

    Don't think it was in this video - but one of my favourites was "Good evening, I'm your anchor, Colin the Marines."

    • @robknightfilms
      @robknightfilms 7 років тому +89

      Only because game-show host Chip shouted "Iiiiiiiintroducing COLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

    • @LachiBoii
      @LachiBoii 7 років тому +91

      That was a fucking amazing save by Colin.

    • @MopShrudel
      @MopShrudel 7 років тому +5

      He did

    • @DoomieGruntVentures
      @DoomieGruntVentures 6 років тому +25

      And from that moment fourth, Chip the co-anchor was known as Smiley Dick

    • @ridderman555hero2
      @ridderman555hero2 6 років тому

      It was in this video.

  • @mutigerinky
    @mutigerinky 3 роки тому +134

    My two favorites are the "Knick Knack Paddy Wack" and "Reindeer in Spain" ones.....mostly because of the restrained reactions from Kathy and Jeff.

    • @michaelschweigart3517
      @michaelschweigart3517 3 роки тому +7

      I didn't get the reindeer one with the exception that it rhymed

    • @mutigerinky
      @mutigerinky 3 роки тому +10

      There is a famous song lyric that goes "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

    • @jeffwenberg4321
      @jeffwenberg4321 Рік тому

      Probably the closest Kathy ever came to actually losing it.

    • @LucareonVee
      @LucareonVee Місяць тому

      Those are my two favorites as well.

  • @bunnybismuth
    @bunnybismuth 7 років тому +389

    You gotta love how Greg's reaction is simply to raise an eyebrow.

    • @WhatSayCrochet
      @WhatSayCrochet 15 днів тому +1

      All of Collin’s best one liners end the same for his colleagues- Ryan drops his head and turns away. Wayne keels over from laughing too hard.
      Same reactions go when Collin finished an Irish Drinking Song.

  • @michellelaroche2189
    @michellelaroche2189 5 років тому +228

    "The snakes don't have a pit to hiss in!" I am dying laughing.... Where does he come up with these?!

    • @Wizard_of_the_Tower
      @Wizard_of_the_Tower 3 роки тому +1

      I don't get it?

    • @michellelaroche2189
      @michellelaroche2189 3 роки тому +13

      @@Wizard_of_the_Tower it's a play on the phrase: "don't have a pot to piss in."

    • @Wizard_of_the_Tower
      @Wizard_of_the_Tower 3 роки тому +4

      @@michellelaroche2189 Ok, I have not heard that phrase, most probably because I am from Sweden. What is the meaning of the phrase? To be poor and not have many possessions?

    • @L0ZW0W
      @L0ZW0W 3 роки тому +5

      @@Wizard_of_the_Tower Yes

    • @michellelaroche2189
      @michellelaroche2189 3 роки тому +7

      @@Wizard_of_the_Tower yep, that's it! If you " don't have a pot to piss in", it means you are really poor and that you have nothing for yourself. The actual meaning of the phrase is less important than the similar rhyming sounds, that's what makes it funny (at least for me!) Take care! =)

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 7 років тому +1525

    I miss watching Drew lose it.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 7 років тому +98

      STNeish and not fake laugh like Aisha

    • @leafsflamsrangersfan
      @leafsflamsrangersfan 7 років тому +73

      victor martone Aisha's fake laugh is worse then Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh. 😕

    • @OtterloopB
      @OtterloopB 6 років тому +114

      The dynamic just isn't the same without Drew. Half the fun of Whose Line came from Drew losing his composure.

    • @3of11
      @3of11 6 років тому +58

      Particularly when the pen drops and the glasses come off

    • @noelleeve4087
      @noelleeve4087 5 років тому +29

      Aisha is fake, unfunny, and spoils the comedy with PC crap.

  • @StewartFletcher
    @StewartFletcher 5 років тому +104

    Wayne, doubled over, dying of laughter, gives me hope for the future of mankind.

  • @tonytanti8138
    @tonytanti8138 7 років тому +445

    Gotta love how Drew laughed hystericallly at all of these...I miss him on the new show

    • @Davethenuttymagician
      @Davethenuttymagician 5 років тому +5

      The best of the 3 host

    • @Christdeliverme
      @Christdeliverme 5 років тому +14

      New show is just liberal trash. Social Justice Warrior injected.

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 5 років тому +13

      @@Christdeliverme so true, coming back to these videos is refreshing as hell. Everything is too dam shiny and everyone wears leather now too on that show. That's shit drives me up the wall for some reason.

    • @noelleeve4087
      @noelleeve4087 5 років тому +19

      Beau Mancini Hear, hear. I love that they have the original improvers but Aisha often makes it unbearable to watch.

    • @matthewh7842
      @matthewh7842 4 роки тому +2

      @@Christdeliverme calm down snowflake

  • @ashleelouiserehe7821
    @ashleelouiserehe7821 6 років тому +670

    “Lars Lars pants-on-fars” 😂😂😂
    Christ.
    Still laughing at this all these years later.

    • @AmondoDazz
      @AmondoDazz 3 роки тому +5

      You still laughing? 😂

    • @ashleelouiserehe7821
      @ashleelouiserehe7821 3 роки тому +4

      @@AmondoDazz yes.

    • @Top10soon
      @Top10soon 3 роки тому +3

      @@ashleelouiserehe7821 I come back to these videos every year and never get tired of it lol

    • @TriforcePunk
      @TriforcePunk 3 роки тому

      It's honestly one of my favorite names he gave himself for the news skits.

    • @LeoArielVirgili
      @LeoArielVirgili 3 роки тому +6

      Hi, everyone, I'm from Argentina, and even though I'm fluent in English, this type of jokes is complicated to understand for me. I know it must be tough but, can someone explain this joke to someone from another culture? Thank you.

  • @vibequake3538
    @vibequake3538 7 років тому +781

    "I'm your anchor, Arthur Anymoredonuts" always gets me XD XD XD XD

    • @goldenhusky2958
      @goldenhusky2958 6 років тому +1

      VibeQuake can you explain it plz;;

    • @mattthegizmo2491
      @mattthegizmo2491 6 років тому +14

      Golden Husky
      Arthur Anymoredonuts.
      Arthur could sound like are there.
      So are there any more donuts.

    • @henrikbger4111
      @henrikbger4111 6 років тому +4

      Well ... Arthur?

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 5 років тому +8

      Uh the Rudolph joke was way more hilarious

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 років тому +1

      Thor but not complained about it

  • @axylsorax
    @axylsorax 2 роки тому +470

    I tried my best to spell things out. Here you go. You’re welcome.
    00:05 Frankly Dontgiveadamn: Our Top Story
    00:32 Hors Jarode-Inon: The Sheep Hit the Fan
    01:16 Wes Fiwing Mooretaste: Humpty Dumpty
    01:40 Thor Buttockths: A Bush in the Band is Worth Two in the Birds
    02:26 Lars Lars Pants On Fars: a man swallowed by a whale
    03:05 Oswald Thatendswald: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
    03:54 Gay Apparel: assault with a dead weapon
    04:27 Rhett Alittle Outaroundthewaist: Whale story again
    04:57: Tito Thruthetulips: No Change is Expected
    05:26 Curtis Interruptus: No Pit to Hiss In
    06:01 Gord Blessamerica: Sit Down and Reflect
    06:36: Thor Justhinkingaboutit: Removing Jamboni’s Head from his Ass
    07:45 Tads Thewayuhuhuhuh-Ilikeit: Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars
    08:40: Arthur Anymoredonuts: The Reindeer in Spain was Hit Mainly by the Plane
    09:32: Keith Mypastiwhitebutt: A Dabba Abba Doo
    10:22: Lars Oftheredhotlovers: A Man of That Caliber
    10:57: Noah Shes-Havingmybaby: You Can Lead a Whore to Water, But You Can’t Make Her Think (wow)
    11:37: Dan Yougottapay-Mebackthatenbucks: The Artist Formally Phoned with Sprint
    12:14: Woodrow Butdonthave-Apaddle: That Hickory Daiquiri Doc

    • @anonymously5681
      @anonymously5681 2 роки тому +11

      There is also "Carlo coz the tire's flat".

    • @adamlombard3771
      @adamlombard3771 2 роки тому +18

      No man has ever deserved an thumbs up more than you. Thank you sir

    • @axylsorax
      @axylsorax 2 роки тому +1

      @@anonymously5681 I missed that? Do you have a time stamp?

    • @anonymously5681
      @anonymously5681 2 роки тому +4

      @@axylsorax it's not in this video. I just quoted it coz it's stuck in my head. 👍😃

    • @maryannefeyer6332
      @maryannefeyer6332 2 роки тому +6

      This is amazing! I keep thinking the second one is actually “Horst,” not “Hors,” as my dear departed father-in-law’s name was Horst. He was German; born there and lived there until after medical school.

  • @bazilly
    @bazilly 7 років тому +882

    You know it's a good one when Wayne starts losing it

    • @sammy135_
      @sammy135_ 6 років тому +66

      And if Colin breaks Ryan then you know it was a fucking comdeic gold

    • @sammy135_
      @sammy135_ 6 років тому +7

      @Kate F Man, you must feel so proud of yourself, you corrected a typo. Bravo!

    • @Salchipapafied
      @Salchipapafied 5 років тому +9

      Misplacing the d and e in "comedic" is not an error that needs your "help". Get the fuck over yourself.

    • @LauWo
      @LauWo 5 років тому +5

      ​@@Salchipapafied One could say: "comedeic" is self explanatory. So why bother correcting it?
      For people who are familiar with the english language, it is. For those who aren't, not so sure.
      I do agree that spelling errors that lead to different understandings are more urgent to correct. But "comedeic" could lead to both understanding and no understanding. Kate was just being friendly to help out. We should never abolish that :) And if the help wasn't needed, then it still is better to ignore and/or appreciate someones endeavour instead of criticize it.

  • @erichurtado4938
    @erichurtado4938 3 роки тому +105

    You can just feel the pain of all the performers saying to themselves “no matter what he says I will not laugh!!”

  • @TheDemonicJuggalette
    @TheDemonicJuggalette 8 років тому +1550

    "A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills. No change is expected."😂

    • @Diet_Bleach
      @Diet_Bleach 7 років тому +2

      Grell Sutcliff CrayCray thats what he said dumbass gj re-quoting it

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 4 роки тому +5

      “Police say his pet was also ran over by a drunk driver repeatedly shouting, ‘Keep the change, ya filthy animal!’.”

    • @MarkEdwardRom
      @MarkEdwardRom 3 роки тому +5

      I enjoy the one with the triple rear end joke.
      Started with the sore rear, the donkey & on a resting at the end. Classic dodge of the censorship guidelines.

    • @xavierharris9749
      @xavierharris9749 2 роки тому +1

      You can keep the change, will ya? 🌝

  • @onwego1946
    @onwego1946 3 роки тому +53

    Don't let Colin fool you. The man has genuine acting chops.

    • @lydwinaofschiedam2685
      @lydwinaofschiedam2685 2 роки тому

      He had an entire character arc as a dishonest private investigator in the long-running Canadian TV show, Murdoch Mysteries. He was great.

  • @kevinfoster6813
    @kevinfoster6813 7 років тому +656

    I'd love to see the Comedy Central roast of Ryan Stiles with Colin as the roast master.
    Bring in Drew Brad Wayne Greg Jeff Ross it'd be great

    • @mangoman6745
      @mangoman6745 5 років тому +22

      Kevin Foster yes this would be an awesome roast to watch on Comedy Central. In fact while your at it bring in the whole darn cast of W.L.I.A🤣🤣🤣

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 років тому +14

      This would be a must watch for me

    • @insanitysreign6195
      @insanitysreign6195 5 років тому +6

      Historical Roasts

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 2 роки тому +1

      It would be epic. More like the old days when everyone really knew each other. I'm thinking about Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Milton Burl, Phyllis Diller. A Whose Line roast would probably be so funny people would end up in the ER. 🤗🖖💕💕💕

    • @jamesmac8453
      @jamesmac8453 2 роки тому

      They did it at Friars Club. Roast of Drew Carey

  • @danh5810
    @danh5810 4 роки тому +49

    "The Artist Who Formerly Phoned with Sprint"
    Geezus that's awesome

  • @lilithinferno
    @lilithinferno 8 років тому +542

    I love how Chip can't hold his giggles

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 8 років тому +9

      most of them cant.

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 7 років тому +1

      Sarah Nemo it was just Greg, and one of the females who could.

    • @connfyoozed
      @connfyoozed 7 років тому +32

      Kathy Greenwood never cracked up, and almost never even reacted to them... props to her, because I don't know how she did it. Greg Proops and Brad Sherwood never broke character, though they would react to him. Jeff Davis usually smiled but never laughed. Chip usually could barely keep a straight face, which was awesome to watch. Wayne and Ryan often laughed, but they weren't on camera at the time so they could get away with it.

    • @mattdickie4696
      @mattdickie4696 7 років тому +79

      Are you saying Colin did it for Chips and Giggles? :)

    • @leafsflamsrangersfan
      @leafsflamsrangersfan 7 років тому +1

      Matt Dickie I see what you did there. I like it. 👍🏼😊

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 3 роки тому +57

    Love how straight Jeff remained after the Rudolph bit when everyone else just lost it. XD He even shook his head in disappointment about it. XD

    • @Tony195746
      @Tony195746 2 роки тому +5

      more like "where the heck did that come from?!"

    • @ChristopherWalker007
      @ChristopherWalker007 4 дні тому

      To me Jeff's reaction was like "Damn, I didn't see that one coming" and genuine respect for the audacity of the joke.

  • @jcb3393
    @jcb3393 8 років тому +616

    "a dab of Abba doo" - takes a little while to put all those pieces together

    • @brycesimom6195
      @brycesimom6195 5 років тому

      Emma I don’t get it plz explain

    • @brofelixthecat8233
      @brofelixthecat8233 5 років тому +9

      Bryce Simom ABBA is a Swedish pop band from back in the day.

    • @dramamole
      @dramamole 5 років тому +9

      The first time I saw it I didnt get it until I repeated the punch line out loud. And then I proceed to cry laughing for about 5 minutes. It was also very early in the morning at the time so I may have been loopy, but I lost it.

    • @RagDollCthulhu
      @RagDollCthulhu 5 років тому

      Cat Tay i still dont get it

    • @skyfrostthunderrock
      @skyfrostthunderrock 5 років тому +2

      god tier!

  • @LiamHeadFace
    @LiamHeadFace 3 роки тому +45

    Wayne bent over, Ryan's head turn and Drew laughing over the next skit, that's when ya know it's a good one!!

  • @therealhiesenberg2731
    @therealhiesenberg2731 8 років тому +1007

    And on the sevetnh day, he created Colin Mochrie

    • @gktpenn9286
      @gktpenn9286 7 років тому +41

      TheRealHiesenberg and on the seventh day, he created Colin mochire, a self embodiment of himself.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 7 років тому +9

      Pixel Bear “a self embodiment of himself” does that sound weird to anyone else or just me

    • @michael88h
      @michael88h 6 років тому +9

      TheRealHiesenberg and on the eighth day he corrected your spelling.

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 5 років тому +2

      @@QixTheDS ha! yes it sounds odd to me as well.. I feel like I have to meditate on that one :)

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 5 років тому

      @@QixTheDS would that be a double negative? Idk, it sounds weird to me too lol.

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 Рік тому +12

    I think the more time that goes on, the more his timing, deadpan, and quick wit gets more respect. He was truly a once in a generation comedian.

  • @grantswartwoudt1557
    @grantswartwoudt1557 7 років тому +848

    Woodrow, but don't have a paddle.

    • @59771006
      @59771006 6 років тому +25

      It's good to know that he would row if he did have a paddle.

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 років тому +6

      Thor but not complained about it

    • @joelioes
      @joelioes 5 років тому

      I think it's "Wouldrow but don't have a paddle"

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 5 років тому +21

      @@joelioes Woodrow is an actual name, hence the pun.

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 5 років тому +8

      I'm peeair because my bladder is empty. Another great one. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator 5 років тому +93

    “My coanchor, Doody MacPherson. Howdy, Doody.”

  • @77777Spooky
    @77777Spooky 8 років тому +510

    Pierre because my bladder is empty

  • @flomaticjustice
    @flomaticjustice 2 роки тому +19

    Colin's one liners are the best ever. He and Ryan are pure legends in whose line history!

  • @unrealuknow864
    @unrealuknow864 3 роки тому +31

    "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane".
    Amazing talent.

  • @timcanadien7877
    @timcanadien7877 3 роки тому +35

    "A knick-knack paddywhack" never gets old.
    True comedy genius from a talented performer. Go Canada Go!

  • @Ernestodonayread5053
    @Ernestodonayread5053 7 років тому +556

    the reindeer in spain was hit manly by the plane

    • @heavyhauler426
      @heavyhauler426 6 років тому +3

      Alber Popov It was a rhyme scheme mostly.

    • @theorganguy
      @theorganguy 6 років тому +81

      It is a twist on a song from "My fair Lady" - "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain"

    • @puterami123
      @puterami123 5 років тому +10

      Hit manly? Not womanly?

    • @trajan231
      @trajan231 5 років тому +2

      @@puterami123 mainly

    • @FudgeYeahLinusLAN
      @FudgeYeahLinusLAN 4 роки тому +4

      @@theorganguy ah, so that's why i didn't get the pun even in text form

  • @davesmith4839
    @davesmith4839 4 роки тому +78

    Greg is definitely the best at keeping a straight face as Colin’s co-anchor

    • @syedmasroorhussain
      @syedmasroorhussain 2 роки тому +3

      His raised eyebrow reaction to Colin's crazy names is priceless

    • @Tony195746
      @Tony195746 2 роки тому +2

      @@syedmasroorhussain yeah. Greg almost completely lost it a few times but caught himself at the last possible second

  • @conniemcintyre3381
    @conniemcintyre3381 7 років тому +141

    The man is pure genius

  • @timcarder2170
    @timcarder2170 5 років тому +237

    Them: "You can't make a living telling dad jokes"
    Colin Mochrie: *grinning slyly*.... "Hold my beer"

    • @alexfido2935
      @alexfido2935 4 роки тому +2

      Tim Vine vs Colin Mochrie, who would win?

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 4 роки тому +2

      @@alexfido2935
      Kind of hard to compare, they have different styles.But would've been great to see Vine do some guest spots on Who's Line.

    • @ajaxfire
      @ajaxfire 4 роки тому +2

      *Hold my Hickory daiquiri

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 4 роки тому +2

      @@ajaxfire :-D
      Perfect!!!
      lol

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 роки тому +5

      honestly, he'd probably say something like, "I won't make a living, I'll make a killing"

  • @violator791
    @violator791 7 років тому +115

    "A Bush in the band is worth two in the Byrds." Best one of all.

    • @detail11
      @detail11 6 років тому +1

      violator791: liar liar pants on 🔥

    • @detail11
      @detail11 6 років тому +1

      Sorry Violater, that comment wasn't meant for you

  • @amyg5149
    @amyg5149 Рік тому +8

    Watching Ryan and Wayne grin at these is the best. Their support of each other and genuine listening is awesome!

  • @MsLightbar
    @MsLightbar 3 роки тому +41

    Tons of good ones! My favorite was not in here. Our top story, a man was admitted to the hospital today with several toy horses stuck in his butt, his condition was listed as stable.

    • @anthonybaratta6152
      @anthonybaratta6152 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah mine is from a new one as well… nine out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid can’t stop

    • @madbrowniac7871
      @madbrowniac7871 Рік тому

      Said it before. Guess that I'll say it again. If you're unimpressed by the very idea of Gravity, does that mean that you don't give a Fig about Newton?😂😏👨‍🎓👩‍🎓👨‍🔬👩‍🔬🍎🍏B.W.

  • @waltergutierrez8969
    @waltergutierrez8969 5 років тому +63

    “It took 3 hours to separate jambonis Head from his ass” is easily the most creative joke of all time

  • @chrispayne1361
    @chrispayne1361 4 роки тому +35

    I love how the "co-hosts" try to get into character and then when Collin lowers the boom. they crack a smile and break character

  • @buddybates3247
    @buddybates3247 9 днів тому +1

    I wonder if Drew ever checks these out occasionally for a good laugh? I've seen this video at least 25 times and it still cracks me up. But Drews laughter helps. ✌

  • @BigDawg31675
    @BigDawg31675 2 роки тому +24

    It’s not just his lines, it’s his face afterwards that makes him a comedy genius

  • @kennethrodrigue1324
    @kennethrodrigue1324 2 роки тому +7

    The number of times Ryan and Wayne can't keep it together. Oh my gosh. Colin is absolutely number one at these. I can't count how many times I've re-watched these and I still die every time. A master for sure!

  • @DoggosintheHouse
    @DoggosintheHouse 5 років тому +31

    "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane." That never stops being hilarious.

  • @ChanceUriahMiller
    @ChanceUriahMiller 5 років тому +93

    Colin Mochrie doesn't get enough appreciation for his improv comic genius

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 2 роки тому +1

      He's the most praised member of WLIIA ffs
      Stop with these asinine expressions out of context

    • @ChanceUriahMiller
      @ChanceUriahMiller 2 роки тому

      @@redacted2275 ffs stay off the internet if this is how you feel every single time you see someone post a comment. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're easily triggered, aren't you?

    • @bryanleeyf87
      @bryanleeyf87 2 роки тому

      @@ChanceUriahMiller nope. Your comment is just stupid and ignorant as hell.
      Next you're probably going to say Morgan Freeman is underrated.
      Dumb shit.

    • @bryanleeyf87
      @bryanleeyf87 Місяць тому

      ​@@ChanceUriahMillershut up. Stop calling everything uNdErRaTeD it makes you sound stupid

  • @professorgoat1099
    @professorgoat1099 2 роки тому +30

    Drew was definitely one of the best hosts. His uncontrollable laughter added to every joke.

  • @AJEDDY97
    @AJEDDY97 5 років тому +26

    At 9:06 you can see Jeff actively trying not to laugh at that one. It's so dark, and I LOVE it.

  • @calhou91
    @calhou91 4 роки тому +28

    The knickknack paddy wack is my favorite thing ever!

  • @SuzNbhollenberry
    @SuzNbhollenberry 2 роки тому +11

    Colin needs an award I've never seen a comedian so quick witted other than our beloved Robin

  • @gregorygordon1006
    @gregorygordon1006 Рік тому +4

    Saw the show in Las Vegas without censoring. Funniest show ever. My abs were sore for a week. It was worth every penny.

  • @shawntco
    @shawntco 5 років тому +68

    9:09 Ryan and Wayne reacting like that made it so much more hilarious

    • @anthonybaratta6152
      @anthonybaratta6152 2 роки тому +2

      Jeff too… you can see him put his head down and just shake his head like really…

  • @43labontepetty
    @43labontepetty 7 років тому +377

    Only you can prevent florist friars. That is easily in the top 10 of lines ever on the show.

    • @shippuden667
      @shippuden667 7 років тому +79

      Will Federowic Hugh*

    • @QuantumFeldspar
      @QuantumFeldspar 6 років тому +35

      Top ten lines and you don't even know it?

    • @reemsreg
      @reemsreg 5 років тому +8

      Only Hugh

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 4 роки тому +2

      You done goofed son

  • @badron88
    @badron88 3 роки тому +8

    Just gotta say, thank you for having these available.
    I can watch it over and over and laugh at every single one of colins jokes.
    👍👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexdurbin8582
    @alexdurbin8582 7 років тому +817

    HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE THINK THESE UP

    • @kevinfoster6813
      @kevinfoster6813 7 років тому +95

      Alex Durbin I'd assume he'd at least know what games they're going to do before they start taping they just don't know what the scene will consist of.

    • @Damassan
      @Damassan 7 років тому +35

      Also, some he probably had told to others before. Or heard.

    • @cninh4574
      @cninh4574 6 років тому +68

      Alex Durbin the names are incredible, I don’t know how, but for the puns, all you do is start with the punchline and work backwards!

    • @gedias1
      @gedias1 6 років тому +76

      This is the only game where he can actually prepare his joke beforehand and not have to improvise.

    • @wschrader666
      @wschrader666 6 років тому +11

      @@gedias1 they are all improvised.They pick the best ones to air on the show

  • @ashleyprokic6494
    @ashleyprokic6494 6 років тому +69

    It's amazing that Colin had to audition more than once because they didn't think he was funny enough!

  • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
    @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Рік тому +4

    I rewatch this series whenever I need a hearty chuckle.

  • @McSandwich121
    @McSandwich121 5 років тому +16

    7:55 is my favorite one. A bunch of build up for a hugely stupid pun. I love it.

  • @hockeycanes944
    @hockeycanes944 12 років тому +117

    this is the most underrated video on youtube

  • @DallasBurgher
    @DallasBurgher 11 місяців тому +1

    How is anyone this talented? Amazing

  • @sammygent9591
    @sammygent9591 7 років тому +22

    Love Colin. He's a comedy genius. He should have his own show. I hope he's still at it.

  • @jventhgen
    @jventhgen 6 років тому +116

    We need Drew back on. His laugh 😆 is contagious

    • @mntwins28
      @mntwins28 4 роки тому +3

      True but Drew is too busy playing Bob Barker

  • @Cariuss_Shadow
    @Cariuss_Shadow 3 роки тому +31

    I love how at 12:37 you can see Chip keeping himself from laughing cause he sees the punchline coming.

  • @Alnora
    @Alnora 5 років тому +46

    Every time Colin makes a pun a week is taken off of Ryan's life.

  • @matthewwatkins4938
    @matthewwatkins4938 3 роки тому +14

    A man completely covered in BROWN WRAPPING PAPER was arrested for rustling. This man is amazing

  • @danielmaher8763
    @danielmaher8763 4 роки тому +12

    That smirk when he said "calibre" woth the cannonball joke was legendary

  • @queenlover1232
    @queenlover1232 7 років тому +44

    Chip trying not to laugh really makes this 😂

  • @matthewdietrich6320
    @matthewdietrich6320 3 роки тому +9

    Saw Colin and Brad two times in person. What a riot they are. Its a shame Ryan won't join them at the PA state theatre

  • @chadeley
    @chadeley 5 років тому +12

    "Pierre because my bladders empty" is my personal favorite name he used.

  • @WonderWhatHappened
    @WonderWhatHappened 2 роки тому +3

    I tend to pop in on this video every few months or so just to set me right. This and Colin's segues are the best.

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 2 роки тому +6

    Lars Lars Pants on Fars gets me every time, especially Chip’s over the top energy then the slight smile when Colin delivers the line

  • @scottsharp1763
    @scottsharp1763 5 років тому +24

    “The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane!”

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet 5 років тому +26

    Drew's laugh is so contagious

  • @enilenis
    @enilenis 6 років тому +17

    The only video where the clip cuts on a joke and I go: "Oh! I wanted to hear the ending of it!" And then the clip magically splices itself to give me the joke! Pure magic!

  • @vulpixfairy1985
    @vulpixfairy1985 3 роки тому +4

    Whenever I feel sad I watch this and I giggle with happiness.

  • @XLIVLP
    @XLIVLP 3 роки тому +6

    After watching this entire clip...I am going to have the news intro stuck in my head for days....

  • @ZJohnnyBGood
    @ZJohnnyBGood 2 роки тому +5

    Watching this made my eyes water with laughter. It's both the brilliant puns and the way he delivers them.

  • @davidbowden796
    @davidbowden796 Рік тому +7

    The "cannonball" joke has to be one of Collin's masterpieces.

  • @kyubbiman2255
    @kyubbiman2255 7 років тому +9

    Colin is a national treasure along with the rest of the Whose line cast

  • @MG-pv4uq
    @MG-pv4uq 11 місяців тому +5

    "You can lead a wh*re to the water but you can't make her think" 😂😂
    Colin comes up with the most hilarious lines.
    - From India 🇮🇳 with Love ❤

  • @donaldparlettjr3295
    @donaldparlettjr3295 7 років тому +327

    You gotta credit Colin, he's quick

    • @kevinfoster6813
      @kevinfoster6813 7 років тому +24

      That's what she said.

    • @RoyDallass
      @RoyDallass Рік тому

      @@kevinfoster6813 *If you know what I mean.