I Bought A Tank

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • We drove Tanks. This is just silly now.
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    Mates - ‪@JackManifoldTV‬ ‪@Tubbo‬
    Edited by Elodie (@elodiegif on twitter)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 35 тис.

  • @BruhANTXD
    @BruhANTXD 3 роки тому +18783

    Tubbo: "i am the leader of the children's
    kingdom!" Can't disagree with him there

    • @saturizedGoats
      @saturizedGoats 3 роки тому +115

      Yo lmao I'm between two bots and I need ur help

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 3 роки тому +15

      I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ'''

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 3 роки тому +4

      I uploaded my Face Reveal..

    • @thegr1mreap3r42
      @thegr1mreap3r42 3 роки тому +9

      @Powg g idk bout ur friend

    • @thegr1mreap3r42
      @thegr1mreap3r42 3 роки тому +16

      @Powg g And the 'friends channel' is prob ur main acc

  • @mddlegiraffe8767
    @mddlegiraffe8767 3 роки тому +2657

    Jack: "Are they alive?"
    Tommy and Tubbo just talking about how the warden is just a mini boss and not an actual boss

  • @pineapples_w_cheese5339
    @pineapples_w_cheese5339 3 роки тому +470

    Jack: *is completely focused and wants to win*
    Tommy: *wants to win but is not paying attention half the time*
    Tubbo: *is just there*

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 2 роки тому +4

      Tubbo keeps on touching Jack's face

    • @princelingdorian
      @princelingdorian 2 роки тому +2

      tubbo is the one who is part mud...

    • @Rainy_XD
      @Rainy_XD 2 роки тому +2

      222 likes! Should I ruin that or... maybe I shouldn't
      Ur welcome (however there are some others who might ruin it)

  • @Squiddo
    @Squiddo 3 роки тому +22366

    The Tom Simons channel is wild because you go from we went swimming :) to *literal tanks* in the space of a few days

  • @Nubbz3YT
    @Nubbz3YT 3 роки тому +29067

    Goes from swimming and rollercoasters to DRIVING A TANK

  • @Sillyrobloxcat27
    @Sillyrobloxcat27 3 роки тому +7484

    I love how Jack is the only one taking this seriously.

    • @zahraaz6846
      @zahraaz6846 3 роки тому +35

      it's his dream😎😎

    • @dream_fanz9780
      @dream_fanz9780 3 роки тому +2

      tommyinnit unknown channel

    • @quigi8526
      @quigi8526 3 роки тому +1

      Very seriously

    • @kami-vb6wg
      @kami-vb6wg 3 роки тому +17

      sorry that half of ur replies are bots

    • @user-et1up1nk9k
      @user-et1up1nk9k 3 роки тому +3

      jack many fold and the tummy in it

  • @Gdtji-09
    @Gdtji-09 3 роки тому +2697

    Imagine your in a war and you hear your min-gunners and scouters talking about MC

    • @unknownasthey9860
      @unknownasthey9860 3 роки тому +3

      Tommyinnit new channel

    • @muted__dreamer
      @muted__dreamer 3 роки тому +41

      No, not talking about
      Full fledged arguing about MC

    • @TheDaltonius
      @TheDaltonius 3 роки тому +27

      Shouldn’t be that unrealistic considering being a youtuber ain’t gonna stop you from getting drafted into world war 3

    • @PhantomLily1677-
      @PhantomLily1677- 3 роки тому +7

      @Pri shut up

    • @isntitrich000
      @isntitrich000 3 роки тому +5

      World war 3 be like

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 роки тому +4737

    Jack Manifold: Literally driving a fucking tank
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about Caves and Cliffs

    • @chuuyuz
      @chuuyuz 3 роки тому +14

      ⟟ had to ruin the stack of likes 😔

    • @yellowcar1236
      @yellowcar1236 3 роки тому +22

      i too watched the video

    • @rainbowtheepic571
      @rainbowtheepic571 3 роки тому +20

      As soon as I read this comment that part came up LOL

    • @t21sfo87
      @t21sfo87 3 роки тому +14

      Relatable. Me friend and I were talking about caves and cliffs while we were walking with another person

    • @vin74g37
      @vin74g37 3 роки тому +7

      I was arguing with my brother about that

  • @marciellesmusings
    @marciellesmusings 3 роки тому +1706

    I love how Tubbo’s sense of humour has incorporated a lot more puns and dad jokes since becoming friends with Ranboo.

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      @virus8057 3 роки тому

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    • @odinudin4313
      @odinudin4313 3 роки тому +1

      YES.

    • @GusABecquer
      @GusABecquer 3 роки тому +1

      But in this I think he still didn't meet ranboo like they record it when they were togueter (tommy tubbo jack) and he upload it now

    • @IronMechKiller
      @IronMechKiller 3 роки тому +1

      @@GusABecquer I wonder how he knows of the part 1 of Caves and Cliffs not having caves or cliffs...

    • @plainpink9905
      @plainpink9905 3 роки тому +6

      @@GusABecquer They may have not met each other IRL when this video was being recorded, though keep in mind that just because they hadn't met IRL doesn't mean that they didn't know each other before that, so he could have developed that by how often they talk to one another.

  • @mianotfound5544
    @mianotfound5544 3 роки тому +209

    Tommy: ''if i'm not good with tanks, what am i good at..?''
    Tubbo: ''MUD!''
    Jack and Tommy: ''WILL YOU STOP IT?!!'' HAHHAHA

  • @redactedreplies
    @redactedreplies 3 роки тому +1126

    Jack: "Dont describe yourself as packed"
    Tommy: "why?"
    Tubbo: "it implies you've been shipped somewhere"
    Definitely a joke Ranboo would have made and I'm happy Tubbo was there to make it in his place

    • @Coffnist
      @Coffnist 3 роки тому +12

      Bro ranboo in the UK now! HE COULD BE IN THE VLOGS!

    • @teabee9709
      @teabee9709 3 роки тому +6

      @@Coffnist Yeah, but he has to quarantine so maybe next month he will start :D

    • @Coffnist
      @Coffnist 3 роки тому +1

      @@teabee9709 fuck I forgot about the quarantine ahhhhhh but ranboo is staying for like 4 months and quarantine is 2 week in the UK?? I think. So it's not that long until we might see ranboo and Tommy irl.

    • @rhiannon_
      @rhiannon_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@Coffnist Actually he said he only had to quarintene for 5 days so he'll be in the vlogs sooner!

    • @sekoseko2165
      @sekoseko2165 3 роки тому

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  • @jeffreylastname6863
    @jeffreylastname6863 3 роки тому +778

    tommy: "why are you so stressed?"
    jack: "if we lose this i'll get disowned"

    • @Gio2321_
      @Gio2321_ 3 роки тому

      “The second one talked first”

    • @melonhut744
      @melonhut744 3 роки тому

      *Loses*

  • @panheadgirlofskillet
    @panheadgirlofskillet 3 роки тому +1355

    Imagine Tommy as an actual soldier yelling “POG” or “LETS FUCKING GO” each time he does something

  • @emmasemps
    @emmasemps 2 роки тому +37

    2:25 the way tubbo says hello is adorable
    4:43 “i like balls”

  • @Manan_Gupta
    @Manan_Gupta 3 роки тому +1846

    i like how everyone is ignoring jack while jack was driving

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      @virus8057 3 роки тому +2

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    • @pinke9033
      @pinke9033 3 роки тому +2

      tommyinnit new channel

    • @ironman-ol5iv
      @ironman-ol5iv 3 роки тому +2

      tommyinnit

    • @echoisaway
      @echoisaway 3 роки тому +17

      wtf are these replies🧍‍♀️

    • @sinkholes2680
      @sinkholes2680 3 роки тому +1

      Tommyinnit new channel

  • @coolcharacter8525
    @coolcharacter8525 3 роки тому +626

    Normal teenagers: Mom! I’m going to the movies with my friends.
    Tommy: Mum! I’m going to go ride a tank.

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 3 роки тому +1

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      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

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    • @dgb2141
      @dgb2141 3 роки тому +3

      you got it wrong it is muuhuumm

    • @ihateeverythingpete1656
      @ihateeverythingpete1656 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, normal teenagers are Americans.

  • @wispdrms
    @wispdrms 3 роки тому +380

    tubbo and tommy every 10 seconds:
    "he's such a tory."
    "STOP CALLING ME A TORY"

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit new channel

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      @rem8363 3 роки тому

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      @rem8363 3 роки тому

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  • @koneko_withereduhhh8251
    @koneko_withereduhhh8251 2 роки тому +59

    3:25 bruh i just love how tom is fighting about caves and cliffs and his other friend is just scared of driving

  • @tayaraine
    @tayaraine 3 роки тому +2672

    Jack: never describe yourself as “packed”
    Tommy: Why?
    Tubbo: *it implies you’ve been shipped somewhere*

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 роки тому +50396

    Someone needs to monitor what Tommy does with his money lol...

  • @annclir
    @annclir 3 роки тому +29

    I love that Jack just having fun and Tommy and tubbo just arguing about the 1.17 update

  • @_marshP
    @_marshP 3 роки тому +555

    "I went through military training"
    "I bought a tank"
    "I trained an army"
    "I took over the country"
    "I started WW3"

  • @maddy2641
    @maddy2641 3 роки тому +2481

    Jack: “Are they ok? Are they alive?
    Tommy and Tubbo: *talking about the 1.17 update*

    • @doodlebug5112
      @doodlebug5112 3 роки тому +23

      They aren’t ok but their alive

    • @maddy2641
      @maddy2641 3 роки тому +4

      @@doodlebug5112 facts

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 3 роки тому +3

      Arguing more like

    • @matayagraceart8571
      @matayagraceart8571 3 роки тому +1

      they are physically ok but are not mentaly ok, and everyone knows

    • @wallspdw
      @wallspdw 3 роки тому +1

      @Mataya Bass ikr

  • @Karen-fe9lu
    @Karen-fe9lu 3 роки тому +786

    Commanders: are they ok? alive?
    Jack: "im not too bothered but ill check for politeness"

  • @bluelaser3415
    @bluelaser3415 2 роки тому +29

    Well, that's an infantry fighting vehicle, which differs from a tank in three ways; A, it has the ability to carry infantry; B, has a 30 mm chain gun as its main armrament instead of a 120 mm gun on most modern tanks; and C, has thinner armour than a tank.

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 2 роки тому +1

      nerd

    • @bluelaser3415
      @bluelaser3415 2 роки тому

      @@undefined0_ dumb

    • @kellyhall6113
      @kellyhall6113 2 роки тому +3

      As a fellow person with interest in military equipment, this is well put and I agree with your statement

    • @Tech-tr7yj
      @Tech-tr7yj 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes, and to put it simply it’s just an armored car

  • @fernandaveloz7956
    @fernandaveloz7956 3 роки тому +526

    I just died when he realized he said Gogs and then prayed “Here with us in spirit” LMFAOOO

    • @luxury2092
      @luxury2092 3 роки тому

      timestamp?

    • @kely2384
      @kely2384 3 роки тому +6

      7:41

    • @stupidheadwisp
      @stupidheadwisp 3 роки тому +3

      The only comment with no bots.

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit secret channel

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      @uhh5894 3 роки тому

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  • @tommy_h1443
    @tommy_h1443 3 роки тому +3195

    Imagine Tommys class asking what he did at the weekend.
    Class: “Hey Tom what did you do during the weekend?”
    Tommy: “I rode a TANK with my friends”

    • @missmiloeater
      @missmiloeater 3 роки тому +105

      *tea kettle wheeze*

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 3 роки тому +74

      Tommy should do a video about guns so he can learn about the joyous wonders of the second amendment

    • @missmiloeater
      @missmiloeater 3 роки тому +37

      @@Cairo40000 Does paintball count?

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 3 роки тому +30

      @@missmiloeater I mean sure it's cool but Tommy shooting an actual gun with live rounds would be cooler

    • @nightmare8196
      @nightmare8196 3 роки тому +26

      What that one rich kid was doing during the holidays

  • @summersuek
    @summersuek 3 роки тому +380

    Gotta love Tubbo
    Tommy: "If I'm not good at tank, then what am I good at?"
    Tubbo: MUD!

    • @abrmanhalon5147
      @abrmanhalon5147 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @oizys8486
      @oizys8486 3 роки тому

      Just gotta love those Tommyinnit secret channels 😃

    • @hystarial3967
      @hystarial3967 3 роки тому

      ah yes tommyinnit

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      @sekoseko2165 3 роки тому

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  • @BasicBerry_
    @BasicBerry_ 2 роки тому +5

    4:43 awww Tubbo's little guilty face after saying it

  • @kkaitlynnn
    @kkaitlynnn 3 роки тому +579

    Tommy: "Oh f+*ing, sh!+, and balls, and c/m"
    Jack: ..?
    Tommy: "I'm sorry those are my panic words"

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit secret channel

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      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

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      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

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    • @ariannajayne
      @ariannajayne 3 роки тому

      mine are balls and shit aswell

    • @Yourlocalbush
      @Yourlocalbush 3 роки тому

      @Blueberry ah ok I’ll go switch my fridge off
      Who needs vegetables when you have links X)

  • @ImJustJorts
    @ImJustJorts 3 роки тому +659

    "We went to a water park"
    "We went to a theme park"
    "WE SHOT FUCKING TANKS!!!"

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 роки тому +3206

    With the military video and now this video, I think Tom's preparing for war.

    • @Wrymote
      @Wrymote 3 роки тому +210

      we made world war 3 1000x funnier.

    • @semateagr
      @semateagr 3 роки тому +14

      what's up checkmark

    • @puger-dq3hw
      @puger-dq3hw 3 роки тому +24

      yes then after this hes going to go buy a warship or somethin
      maybe?

    • @icykairo
      @icykairo 3 роки тому +15

      He is prepared for it and his parents are very proud of lol

    • @-HolySpiritDove-
      @-HolySpiritDove- 3 роки тому +3

      He's preparing for End Times satan! 👹

  • @Aste_ROI_d
    @Aste_ROI_d 3 роки тому +7

    Jack: driving like a pro
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about the 1.17 update

  • @Daimon569
    @Daimon569 3 роки тому +503

    Tommy trying to flirt with a mannequin and takes off the wig Is just top quality and funny

  • @wisp
    @wisp 3 роки тому +1459

    TOMMY THE TANK
    TUBBO THE TANK
    JACK THE GOGS

  • @pxttinsxn
    @pxttinsxn 3 роки тому +1449

    Everyone with money: *Im gonna buy this Im gonna buy that*
    Tommy: *_Tanks_*

    • @imimpostor3225
      @imimpostor3225 3 роки тому +22

      hes gonna start a war probably

    • @mitriarts1100
      @mitriarts1100 3 роки тому +23

      *jschlatt has taught them welll….*

    • @zenniwen8223
      @zenniwen8223 3 роки тому

      @ΜrBeast Gaming hello

    • @kiirokris
      @kiirokris 3 роки тому

      @@imimpostor3225 Bruh Imma wait for that day to come-

    • @imimpostor3225
      @imimpostor3225 3 роки тому +1

      @@kiirokris yeah lmao hahahahha

  • @princelingdorian
    @princelingdorian 2 роки тому +3

    just tubbo thinking they won when they didnt and trying to lighten up the mood is sad and adorable 😭

  • @Unkn0wn54_
    @Unkn0wn54_ 3 роки тому +352

    TommyInnit and Tubbo is the perfect example how siblings argue.

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      @virus8057 3 роки тому

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    • @sinking9472
      @sinking9472 3 роки тому +1

      WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IM THE 69TH LIKE

  • @alfredsupersauce
    @alfredsupersauce 3 роки тому +673

    English people: "Why do you Americans have guns?"
    Also English people: "Haha tank go brrrrr"

    • @cryopex9976
      @cryopex9976 3 роки тому +24

      They didnt even shoot real bullets, look at schlatts video. He shot with real bullets and shot real artilarry and tanks.

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 3 роки тому +4

      Well we do ave tanks

    • @crewmate..989
      @crewmate..989 3 роки тому

      Tommyinnit secret channel channel

    • @noses4272
      @noses4272 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit

    • @superbarnio1016
      @superbarnio1016 3 роки тому

      Speaking of tanks what the hell kind of stugmen is that

  • @dendude8423
    @dendude8423 3 роки тому +935

    "He's been doing this the past 18 years"
    "The fuc?"

  • @Waitwutlol
    @Waitwutlol Рік тому +4

    The tank guy was so nice 👍🏻

  • @Cidimm
    @Cidimm 3 роки тому +590

    The fact Tommy is screaming like a maniac seconds after starting to move, while he's probably moving at 2 km per hour puts a smile on my face

  • @ParrotX2
    @ParrotX2 3 роки тому +495

    Tommy you’re finally a big man

  • @Standofffish
    @Standofffish 3 роки тому +312

    Evolution:
    "I took a water training course!"
    "I bought a water park"
    "I took a military training course!"
    *"I bought a TANK"*

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 3 роки тому +3

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 3 роки тому +4

      @TommyInnit ✓ indeed.

    • @mooncalfe7159
      @mooncalfe7159 3 роки тому +5

      hes training to be a marine

    • @NiluPerera77
      @NiluPerera77 3 роки тому +3

      @TommyInnit ✓ can you do a shoutout please I love your videos

    • @hey_im_kie6349
      @hey_im_kie6349 3 роки тому +1

      And you always have to skydive as a training course for the military so he is preparing for something😳😂

  • @GiggleyKlown
    @GiggleyKlown 2 роки тому +3

    Jack: being pissed that they didn't win tubbo and tommy: just playing with mud

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +2128

    You know Jschlatt once spent 10k on shooting tanks and flamethrowers. Maybe Tommy is honoring his friend by doing this.

    • @brianxie5963
      @brianxie5963 3 роки тому +82

      Yo imagine a collab???
      "Today we learned how to use AK-47 with JSchlatt"

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      @carot.2590 3 роки тому +1

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      @skoplo5228 3 роки тому +3

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      @請訂閱-g7k 3 роки тому +1

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    • @hamkahamid6452
      @hamkahamid6452 3 роки тому +1

      U againn

  • @thesleepybus4886
    @thesleepybus4886 3 роки тому +1195

    Phil: "Tommy get out of the tank."
    Tommy: "You're not my dad."

    • @Eeeg_Eeeg
      @Eeeg_Eeeg 3 роки тому +73

      Dadza: *Angrilly crafts a belt*

    • @lumiinesce
      @lumiinesce 3 роки тому +12

      He's crafting the belt

    • @semateagr
      @semateagr 3 роки тому +18

      Phil : "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK"
      Tom : "you are not my dad"

    • @imposotor5481
      @imposotor5481 3 роки тому +4

      When you realise tommy is adopted and he is:

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 роки тому +4

      you made me wheeze, that's rare

  • @mimicwolf3035
    @mimicwolf3035 3 роки тому +486

    Tommy: “This is a perfect time to tell you all about the percent of people subscribed”
    Soldiers: *I think we have a dangerous man on that tank*

  • @Tsukasa_TenmaFan
    @Tsukasa_TenmaFan 3 роки тому +1

    I don't think children are supposed to be drive tank *starts laughing* lol lmao

  • @artist_lemonade1593
    @artist_lemonade1593 3 роки тому +670

    Jack: *driving a tank and trying to stay safe*
    Tom And Tubbo: "is the warden considered a boss?"

  • @SirSquibbles
    @SirSquibbles 3 роки тому +811

    This is the pure definition of:
    “Get out of the tank”
    “You’re not my dad”
    “I am your dad get out of the flippin tank”
    “You’re not my dad I’m literally in a tank and you’re not”
    “I am your dad”
    “You’re not my dad I’m literally in a tank and you’re not”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому +3

      ‎E‎

    • @Banksran
      @Banksran 3 роки тому +1

      Brb gotta find the funny

    • @anna._.3820
      @anna._.3820 3 роки тому +5

      You are my daaad, you're my dad! boogy woogy woogy

    • @SirSquibbles
      @SirSquibbles 3 роки тому +1

      @@anna._.3820
      The vines are strong with this one

    • @itsgonnabeoktommytat1804
      @itsgonnabeoktommytat1804 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit secret channel

  • @Stormy_Meadows
    @Stormy_Meadows 2 роки тому +11

    Tommy is the kind of person to see an army of tanks and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?"

  • @squishytoyfish
    @squishytoyfish 3 роки тому +262

    I love how Tubbo is just blatantly ignoring the fact that they lost and happily playing with mud

  • @alli_xo1017
    @alli_xo1017 3 роки тому +3321

    Everyone: Tommy’s a child who needs to be protected at all costs
    Tommy: buys a tank

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/fgK9oEi7YSM/v-deo.html

    • @mondimonday9390
      @mondimonday9390 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/7av7hcgeSKE/v-deo.html

    • @tanavdesai4010
      @tanavdesai4010 3 роки тому +61

      If I had a nickle for how many times people spammed random links I would have two nickel which isn’t that much buts it’s weird that it happend twice

    • @milk6664
      @milk6664 3 роки тому +24

      @@tanavdesai4010 I would have over a 1000 nickels then

    • @Vae__0
      @Vae__0 3 роки тому +3

      @@virus8057 bot

  • @eviscool_
    @eviscool_ 3 роки тому +1653

    jack: actually paying attention
    tommy: *has a date with mannequins*

    • @mondimonday9390
      @mondimonday9390 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/7av7hcgeSKE/v-deo.html

    • @kristopher4130
      @kristopher4130 3 роки тому +5

      reminds me of 5 from umbrellas academy

    • @_ultidude
      @_ultidude 3 роки тому +3

      *Tommy finding out that the mannequins have the JackManifold cut*

    • @eviscool_
      @eviscool_ 3 роки тому

      @@_ultidude BAHAHAHA

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit unknown channel

  • @alexallard4519
    @alexallard4519 2 роки тому +7

    Other youtubers: buys actually useful stuff
    Tommyinnit: AND TODAY I BOUGHT A TANK

  • @MoosicBear
    @MoosicBear 3 роки тому +2590

    Nobody:
    Tubbo with a tank: _You spin me right round baby right round..._

    • @minniedavies9523
      @minniedavies9523 3 роки тому +14

      yesss and stan him for it!

    • @ayonahh2939
      @ayonahh2939 3 роки тому +22

      i thought that said “you pin me to the ground baby right ground”

    • @MoosicBear
      @MoosicBear 3 роки тому +3

      @@ayonahh2939 LMAOOO

    • @catteh
      @catteh 3 роки тому +3

      Baby right round baby right round baby right

    • @catteh
      @catteh 3 роки тому +5

      Tubbo driving a boat: what do you know about rolling down in the deep

  • @chipotleguest690
    @chipotleguest690 3 роки тому +283

    “Are they alive? I’m not to bothered I just want to check”
    - Jack 2021

    • @chipotleguest690
      @chipotleguest690 3 роки тому

      @TommyInnit ✓ everybody gangster until motherinnit pull up with the adoption papers

  • @Ragingballofchaos
    @Ragingballofchaos 3 роки тому +648

    Jack: actually knows a little bit about what he is doing
    Tommy: is on a date with mannequins
    Tubbo: "I like balls"

    • @justacake16
      @justacake16 3 роки тому +6

      Correction: Tommy Turns into Kira Yoshikage

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit new channel

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @justacake16
      @justacake16 3 роки тому

      7:18

  • @monterioz
    @monterioz 2 роки тому

    2:30 Jack Manifold: Oh, Gaming Cool 😂😂😂

  • @dfuze7010
    @dfuze7010 3 роки тому +401

    Tommy: "I AM THE BEST TANKER"
    Army: *Drafts tommy cause he's the best tanker
    Also Tommy during any war: *eating some popcorn* "did you know they split the cave and cliffs update into 2 parts?"

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @quak2792
      @quak2792 3 роки тому +1

      @@thesimseu why is everyone spamming his channel in the comments

  • @harper2618
    @harper2618 3 роки тому +776

    Their laughs and smiles when talking about balls has me *DEAD*

  • @wannabe-werecat
    @wannabe-werecat 3 роки тому +666

    "sorry those are my panic words"
    jack: *_*disgust*_*
    tubbo: *_*disappointment*_*

    • @Chrismorgan6
      @Chrismorgan6 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/a3Q3TyO3iIw/v-deo.html

    • @WednesdayShortsDance
      @WednesdayShortsDance 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4rnOtCwv5zw/v-deo.html

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MCejALDTvGg/v-deo.html
      ...

    • @brid312
      @brid312 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/BHUzqeak0_Q/v-deo.html

    • @brid312
      @brid312 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/BHUzqeak0_Q/v-deo.html

  • @littlemissme4811
    @littlemissme4811 2 роки тому

    1:24 is how I expect tommy to look like in the military lol

  • @lacunarex
    @lacunarex 3 роки тому +771

    Alternative Title: Two children argue about the cave and cliffs update, while jack drives the tank afraid of being disowned

  • @myacreatesstuff
    @myacreatesstuff 3 роки тому +1561

    Tommy: “I’m packed”
    Jack: “don’t describe yourself as packed”
    Tommy: “Why?”
    Tubbo: “It implies you’ve been shipped somewhere”
    Time stamp: 6:13

    • @imadreamsmpfan9497
      @imadreamsmpfan9497 3 роки тому +22

      @David Dobrik Too ✓ can you just stfu we dont need that link so just shut

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 3 роки тому +2

      @@imadreamsmpfan9497 it's a secret channel btw

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 3 роки тому +3

      @@ilovessleepp stfu bro

    • @alertmottoes6413
      @alertmottoes6413 3 роки тому +10

      @@uhh5894 Any askers?

    • @crazyfood3548
      @crazyfood3548 3 роки тому +1

      @@ilovessleepp shut up he good UA-camr;-;

  • @TurtleDuckLake
    @TurtleDuckLake 2 роки тому

    Jack looked like a WWII game NPC that gets immediately obliterated in his first 5 seconds of screen time.

  • @ayup2412
    @ayup2412 3 роки тому +376

    Nobody:
    Jack: *driving amazingly a tank*
    Tommy and Tubbo: *casually arguing about the new update*

  • @TobiasChien
    @TobiasChien 3 роки тому +645

    Jack : “I’m driving better than both of you”
    *meanwhile* “what did you think about the 1.17 update”

  • @Rydrake6
    @Rydrake6 3 роки тому +247

    Jack: driving a freaking tank
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about the caves and cliffs update

  • @MUSTERD2022
    @MUSTERD2022 2 роки тому +1

    You needed this really DreamMore final

  • @emperorchaos2583
    @emperorchaos2583 3 роки тому +504

    "Now everything in here is *designed* to hurt you"
    Everyone: *proceeds to die*

    • @rizzers1619
      @rizzers1619 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @rizzers1619
      @rizzers1619 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @enderlemon890
      @enderlemon890 3 роки тому +1

      @Tom Simons ᨆ nice try

  • @aminabadrs
    @aminabadrs 3 роки тому +198

    “are you nervous about this?”
    “no i have big balls.”
    -tubbo 2021

  • @Johnnie.Sam.Colby22
    @Johnnie.Sam.Colby22 2 роки тому +1

    The only way tommy could do this is Phil had to come sign the parent allowance thing for feild trip

  • @precreeper5453
    @precreeper5453 3 роки тому +1856

    At this point Tommy’s just crossing off things on his bucket list

  • @fndoms9660
    @fndoms9660 3 роки тому +799

    Jack: Being an expert at tanks and wanting to win
    Tommy: Wants to win but isnt focused for half the time
    Tubbo: Not at all focused just wants chaos

    • @shamaselim6195
      @shamaselim6195 3 роки тому +2

      Chaos*

    • @fndoms9660
      @fndoms9660 3 роки тому +2

      @@shamaselim6195 right sorry

    • @shamaselim6195
      @shamaselim6195 3 роки тому +1

      :)

    • @clef9883
      @clef9883 3 роки тому +1

      @@shamaselim6195 what did he type did he type chos or something?

    • @shamaselim6195
      @shamaselim6195 3 роки тому +1

      @@clef9883 ye, but dw bout it, it's fixed now :)

  • @LeQuietKid
    @LeQuietKid 2 роки тому +2

    "If I'm not good at tanks then what am I good at?"
    You're good at being Tom Simons.

  • @leslazu6106
    @leslazu6106 3 роки тому +598

    “If the game doesnt spawn the boss with out a boss bar it isnt a boss.”
    -TommyInnit

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 3 роки тому +1

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @mccheeseburger6obama44
      @mccheeseburger6obama44 3 роки тому +1

      @@uhh5894 stop

    • @moj1782
      @moj1782 3 роки тому +2

      @TommyInnit ✓ ok but nobody cares

    • @TASK360
      @TASK360 3 роки тому

      I mean technoblade is a big boss man… and yet, he doesn’t have a boss bar

  • @ducklings9344
    @ducklings9344 3 роки тому +343

    "now everything in here guys is designed to hurt you"
    everyone : *nervous laughing*

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +940

    Damn, they should’ve had a tea kettle in there. It would’ve given them Strength II

  • @vallqnt
    @vallqnt 2 роки тому +1

    When your parents leave you alone for 10 minutes

  • @RandomGuy-pr4ft
    @RandomGuy-pr4ft 3 роки тому +286

    Tommy: "Draw me like one of your tank girls"
    Daebom: *"Y e s"*

  • @paige7864
    @paige7864 3 роки тому +726

    Jack: *driving a death machine*
    Tubbo+Tommy: arguing over the 1.17 caves and cliffs update.

  • @trxydud3895
    @trxydud3895 3 роки тому +381

    Tommy: “should I take off my gogs?”
    Jack: “you don’t have to.”
    5 questions later
    Tommy: “should I take off my gogs?”
    Jack: “JUST GET IN THE SEAT”

  • @tayakrasnikova6520
    @tayakrasnikova6520 3 роки тому

    2:27 - there's a headset there, lad
    - oh gaming!!

  • @markhughes6633
    @markhughes6633 3 роки тому +533

    Tubbo be like “dad, dad, dad are we almost there?”
    As he taps on jacks face shield

  • @chemicallykayla
    @chemicallykayla 3 роки тому +3960

    Tommy's search history: how much to buy a tank, where can I shoot a tank

    • @-vira-6422
      @-vira-6422 3 роки тому +128

      I swear he’s got to be on some sort of watch list

    • @Stag_Z
      @Stag_Z 3 роки тому +12

      @@-vira-6422 ikr

    • @drewpeacokc
      @drewpeacokc 3 роки тому +4

      hows it going checkmark?

    • @diamondore8677
      @diamondore8677 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @bubbahom2425
      @bubbahom2425 3 роки тому +7

      Omg that is literally mine and there is a rental place in the UK Wich is called tanks alot I wish I could go but I am in the usa

  • @bthomas9966
    @bthomas9966 3 роки тому +299

    Jack: trying to learn.
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about the cliffs and caves update.

  • @monochromeedits2281
    @monochromeedits2281 3 роки тому +8

    Tommy: I'm the world's best tanker!
    TanqR: Well yes but actually no

  • @fruityfrog3171
    @fruityfrog3171 3 роки тому +1023

    “IM GOING TO TAKE THIS SO DAMN SERIOUSLY”
    *2 seconds later*
    BALLS IN THE HOLE, BALLS IN THE BALL HOLE

  • @ibdeado8708
    @ibdeado8708 3 роки тому +498

    Tommy: WHAT DO WE WANT?
    Jack: BALLS
    Tommy: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
    Jack: BALLS

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      tommyinnit new channel

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/v-deo.html

    • @JenFootR7
      @JenFootR7 3 роки тому +2

      "I'M ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ......

  • @snail1787
    @snail1787 3 роки тому +473

    “Everything in here is designed to hurt you”
    “WAIT WHAT-“

  • @totallynotdemie
    @totallynotdemie 2 роки тому +1

    jack driving a tank
    meanwhile: Tommy and Tubbo are arguing about weather or not the warden is a boss

  • @Filipowy06
    @Filipowy06 3 роки тому +528

    Jack: * drives a tank *
    Tommy: yeah... That's definitely the best moment to talk about Caves & Cliffs update
    lol

  • @AminowingG
    @AminowingG 3 роки тому +562

    Tommy: LITERALLY about to shoot out of a tank
    Also Tommy: *Screams at a mannequins wig falling off*

    • @pinke9033
      @pinke9033 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/BHUzqeak0_Q/v-deo.html

    • @pinke9033
      @pinke9033 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/BHUzqeak0_Q/v-deo.html

    • @JenFootR7
      @JenFootR7 3 роки тому

      "I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ"

    • @anonymo_use5918
      @anonymo_use5918 3 роки тому

      @@JenFootR7 hmmmmmmmm

  • @anarxh3196
    @anarxh3196 3 роки тому +637

    "You don't mind doing this darling?" = Top 10 moments before disaster.

  • @D3LI4
    @D3LI4 3 роки тому +4

    At 06:18 tubbo just casually rolld his eyes

  • @hollymcbeth6667
    @hollymcbeth6667 3 роки тому +370

    Tommy: "I still try to get the cheapest fish and chips"
    Also Tommy: *rents a tank*

  • @olliemoon2029
    @olliemoon2029 3 роки тому +323

    "Take this seriously"
    **tommy proceeds to flirt with a mannequin**

  • @juliette.333
    @juliette.333 3 роки тому +926

    Jack manifold: driving a LITTERAL TANK
    Tommy: what did u think abt the 1.17 update

    • @yellowcar1236
      @yellowcar1236 3 роки тому +2

      i too watched the video

    • @Arkh3r
      @Arkh3r 3 роки тому +1

      Literal

    • @beryan4678
      @beryan4678 3 роки тому

      I like your profile pic

    • @BIGDADDUI
      @BIGDADDUI 3 роки тому

      I'm positive driviving a fucking tank is more important than a blocky game