Aww, the aces are shy (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @maxwellwellman
    @maxwellwellman Рік тому +282

    "The Lovers doesn't give hearts... I was thinking of a different game".
    sigh... he's refusing to even utter the name of his ex

  • @lebronfitzgerald8129
    @lebronfitzgerald8129 Рік тому +39

    He plays this game as if discards cost money and playing hands is free

  • @sathrielsatanson666
    @sathrielsatanson666 Рік тому +43

    "7 inches in Calgary. Is your father in town?" Those are the gem roasts 😂

  • @casserCOM
    @casserCOM Рік тому +149

    I dont comment often but I just have to say thanks for the Balatro content NL.
    I am a Balatro addict and long time egghead, so I enjoy this content greatly. I have high hopes for the full release.

    • @missingdays1
      @missingdays1 Рік тому +12

      Full release in two years will be pogged as hell

    • @Erossssssss
      @Erossssssss Рік тому

      @@missingdays1 cant wait for balatro 2099

    • @hugeant97
      @hugeant97 Рік тому +1

      @@missingdays1 I was just pegged to get into the demo at all

    • @grantdavis4702
      @grantdavis4702 Рік тому

      @@hugeant97everyone’s in the demo now

    • @casserCOM
      @casserCOM Рік тому +6

      @@FourOneNineOneFourOne There are for sure some things that can be improved and expanded upon. Could be a TBOI situation where the game gets much better over a span of months or years.
      One thing i want to see is a mode/ run where you have 20+ jokers active or something outlandish where everything is going max synergy dopamine release mode and your deck has 208 cards or something wild. That would be crazy. Imagine craftin a multi billion dollar chip deck with 25 jokers popping off.

  • @kylefelter9615
    @kylefelter9615 Рік тому +10

    I can’t believe the High Card mult off the Supernova paid off. Northernlion is such a gamer.

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 Рік тому +74

    "No you don't get it, we dont need to level straights, because they're already an instant win"
    >plays a straight next boss blind
    >2500, only half, because it wasn't empowered by Supernova thanks to never getting played

    • @JayK_RLE
      @JayK_RLE 10 місяців тому +5

      I mean he was right though. He said the straight itself is good enough without being leveled up.
      And he did go on to beat the boss with two straights.
      Looks like they were good enough.

  • @darbstre2900
    @darbstre2900 Рік тому +203

    I think its time for the FTL multiverse mod. Its just gotta happen now. Balatro is wicked but we need to kill time for the full release. Backpack battles is pog tho.

    • @scouthanamura2380
      @scouthanamura2380 Рік тому +6

      i like where your head's at

    • @RabaShibaRabaSha
      @RabaShibaRabaSha Рік тому +6

      Worst take I've ever seen in an NL chat

    • @acynthus3587
      @acynthus3587 Рік тому +3

      @@RabaShibaRabaSha no u

    • @tezcharold
      @tezcharold Рік тому +2

      Yeah I love seeing a bald man unable to tetris simple shapes. It's like watching a toddler unable to do a block puzzle.

    • @genegoodman6263
      @genegoodman6263 Рік тому +1

  • @BenRHarsh
    @BenRHarsh Рік тому +29

    22:45 "Can we acknowledge that that wouldn't have happened if I didn't pump the high card?"
    Brother, that supernova was only worth +7 mult. 95x(32-7)=2375, you needed 1976. You would have been fine without spending $7 to "pump the high card".
    35:20 "That's why you buff your high card, you jokers."
    Again, my brother in Christ, supernova only added +9 mult. Without it you still scored 3200, which is well over the 2645 you needed. The juice ain't worth the squeeze!

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim Рік тому +2

      You know egg is even less likely to math than he is to read all the text in backpack battle

  • @avvvqvvv99
    @avvvqvvv99 Рік тому +63

    imagine if the fate of the world was in NL's hands during a card game

    • @leon4875
      @leon4875 Рік тому +37

      High card beats nuclear war.

  • @thefallinglink
    @thefallinglink Рік тому +20

    If only he knew negative lets you have more than 5 jokers

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer Рік тому +36

    NL talking about how he wants to play high card and then skips torn joker for crazy joker

  • @MrCloud254
    @MrCloud254 Рік тому +31

    Me, someone who has never watched any other videos about this, watching NL play: "But why didn't he level up straights??"

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Рік тому +4

      because he isn't very bright (contrary to the shine on his head)

  • @jessearodriguez
    @jessearodriguez Рік тому +14

    Balatro is the only game NL plays that makes me feel like I’m watching Sips.

  • @meursaulty6672
    @meursaulty6672 Рік тому +8

    I had a fun run where all of my jokers gave a benefit on a straight and my straight was level 10. Straights were worth like 30k and everything else 800.

  • @violetstarsign
    @violetstarsign Рік тому +6

    the madlad, being saved repeatedly by the crazy High Card Supernova

  • @reticentsins
    @reticentsins Рік тому +3

    NL playing those bad hands to increase his mult. on the analytics for the future.

  • @Nicolai488
    @Nicolai488 Рік тому +32

    This whole episode made me unbelievably mad 🤣

    • @HolyDeviant1
      @HolyDeviant1 Рік тому +28

      Consistently fails to understand that Balatro is about fixing the deck to give you the best hand more consistently rather than spending resources to patch up weak hands, fails to empower strong hands, and when he needs those strong hands to perform, of course they don't... because he failed to empower them when he had the chance.
      The best marketing for this game hands down.

    • @acynthus3587
      @acynthus3587 Рік тому +28

      @@HolyDeviant1 He's the guy from the ads lol

    • @Finallegend_
      @Finallegend_ Рік тому

      @@acynthus3587unironically how he gets me to buy a lot of the games he plays

    • @reveler279
      @reveler279 Рік тому +3

      lets build up high card again Aware

  • @BenjaminBot
    @BenjaminBot Рік тому +3

    I love Baldtro, it will never leave the channel. I baldlieve

  • @laatrommi
    @laatrommi Рік тому +13

    "i'm going to build up high card" what kind of goofy ass tech is this.

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Рік тому

      Yes I don‘t understand either, I thought mult and points stay same no matter how many highbcards you played before?

    • @solh0029
      @solh0029 Рік тому +7

      ​@@FlavaxLPSupernova adds mult equal to the number of times a hand has been played.

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Рік тому

      @@solh0029 ah thank you!

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 9 місяців тому +1

    NL playing Balatro is like the "Can you beat this guy?" ads. His gameplay is unbelievably frustrating to look at that you just want to play the game yourself.

  • @bzzrck
    @bzzrck Рік тому +3

    the balatro soundtrack is so good

  • @pepaigea
    @pepaigea 8 місяців тому +1

    First hand had 4 diamonds, he discards 3 of them. I'm already done

  • @chrilord907
    @chrilord907 Рік тому +3

    Balatro analytics comment

  • @heykak
    @heykak Рік тому +51

    Backpack --> balatro is new peak NL. Sap is snooze

  • @OxnardMontalvoYT
    @OxnardMontalvoYT Рік тому +17

    He's STILL not using his discards. Two pair is the single worst hand in the game, and consistently the egg is playing it.

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Рік тому +2

      it's not even the worst, the fact that he just plays it when you only play it if it's your only choice or if you've used planet cards to make it good

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft Рік тому

    1:48 almost choked on my razzleberry pie

  • @MegaScytheman
    @MegaScytheman Рік тому +1

    People are too worried about optimal play, this demo is pretty easy and it makes for better drama if he makes mistakes here and there.

  • @sock7896
    @sock7896 Рік тому +2

    i love balatro

  • @SuperFunduck
    @SuperFunduck Рік тому +1

    Rip banana.

  • @thatoneshamwowguy8817
    @thatoneshamwowguy8817 Рік тому

    13:38 Honestly so could go for an 8 ball

  • @arcmage7000
    @arcmage7000 Рік тому

    "Your not gonna let me flush, huh"
    2003 single by Marques Houston featuring Joe Budden & Pied Piper:

  • @MurdockWolf
    @MurdockWolf Рік тому +1

    May the algorithm bless this egg

  • @a2rhombus2
    @a2rhombus2 Рік тому +21

    It hurts me that he thinks superposition is a really good card

    • @josephs9303
      @josephs9303 Рік тому +4

      It can be actually really good in the no face cards deck, its just really high roll and dpesnt really work well for the 5 ante demo rn

    • @bw9382
      @bw9382 Рік тому +14

      I don’t think he does he just likes it because it’s fun.

    • @hapybratt8640
      @hapybratt8640 Рік тому +5

      @@bw9382 That's it, he pretty much says so in this video.

    • @bduddy55555
      @bduddy55555 Рік тому +4

      @@bw9382 It's the opposite of fun though, he just spends every round rerolling for a hand he never gets

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ Рік тому +6

      Who crowned you the king of fun,@@bduddy55555?

  • @cano4085
    @cano4085 Рік тому

    Balatro so good

  • @bobmob1440
    @bobmob1440 10 місяців тому

    ace of spiders

  • @samgregg7272
    @samgregg7272 Рік тому

    just one celestial pack on a flush or straight could've helped......... all those arcanas

  • @christopherfigueroa6650
    @christopherfigueroa6650 Рік тому +1

    Let's go egg!

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit Рік тому +2

    Fucka Flush: Me imagining what Flava Flav's OnlyFans would be called.

  • @loopycrayfish
    @loopycrayfish Рік тому

    Balatro is gonna make me pog

  • @scouthanamura2380
    @scouthanamura2380 Рік тому +1

    FINALLY

  • @Vario69
    @Vario69 5 місяців тому

    30:20

  • @dennisg.6389
    @dennisg.6389 Рік тому +14

    The high card plays are infuriating

    • @solh0029
      @solh0029 Рік тому +2

      High card build is actually goated. Especially if you can DNA a stone card.

    • @PenumbralFigure
      @PenumbralFigure Рік тому +3

      On the early levels I'm like "this is smart in case you get a dog water hand in the later rounds." and then he didn't stop throwing high card.

    • @HolyDeviant1
      @HolyDeviant1 Рік тому +1

      Even if you play A HUNDRED high cards with supernova, it's still not worth doing. You need so much support for high card slams it's practically a challenge run. (You might manage with a lot of planet cards, odd-thomas / even-steven, supernova, constellation, and torn, maybe, but even then, I just can't see it.)

    • @brianmcmanus9110
      @brianmcmanus9110 Рік тому

      Agreed, all my "high card" ruins were just busted runs in some other way. I had one with Constellation up to 3X multiplier on nearly all Pluto planet cards, a Ride the Bus joker at +40 mult, Even Steven, and some other stuff I don't remember, but I could have won going for almost any hand type. Supernova just isn't enough on it's own to make a difference.

  • @streambeon8274
    @streambeon8274 Рік тому +1

    Pog

  • @PhiIosophyGeek
    @PhiIosophyGeek Рік тому +1

    Lets gooooo

  • @justinreynolds6196
    @justinreynolds6196 Рік тому

    use planet packs egg boi

  • @BenRHarsh
    @BenRHarsh Рік тому +6

    NL thinking that a +1 mult on two pair or worse is worth $1 each time... What?! That joker is a bonus to your best hands, not a vehicle for scaling and is robbing you of money to buy actually good cards.
    Edit: The "this card is straight ass" when talking about supernova that he spent like $15 upgrading instead of simply winning the round is goddamn hilarious.

    • @robmack519
      @robmack519 Рік тому

      Ya, him saying later, "we wouldn't have made it without leveling high card" I was just thinking, "if you hadn't wasted all that money and leveled better hands, it may not have been so close to begin with"

    • @armorelarmadura7807
      @armorelarmadura7807 Рік тому

      Yeah him saying 'it's pure ass' about Supernova and not Superposition almost made me become the joker instantly

  • @jb4evrnckj
    @jb4evrnckj Рік тому

    i cant believe the banana was doing all the heavy lifting

  • @BenRHarsh
    @BenRHarsh Рік тому +1

    NL not realizing he had a royal flush when fishing for exactly that until he read the hand text is exactly why this series is so scuffed and I'm here for it.

  • @sukoo1
    @sukoo1 Рік тому +3

    This is bad for my health.

  • @Gwgitu77
    @Gwgitu77 Рік тому

    Me enjoying the comments section for every balatro vids

  • @kc2ace1nino
    @kc2ace1nino Рік тому

    AMA: NL read my comment on stream for this video.

  • @FlavaxLP
    @FlavaxLP Рік тому

    Guys pls help, how is he talking about leveling up hands by playing them? i thought you only level up hands with the planet cards? pls help

    • @hamishandrews3940
      @hamishandrews3940 Рік тому +5

      the joker supernova adds mult for every time you play the hand 1:43

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Рік тому +2

      @@hamishandrews3940 thank you so much!

  • @scrambledsack
    @scrambledsack Рік тому

    "7 inches in Calgary this week"
    "Oh, is your dad in town?"

  • @ifael1
    @ifael1 Рік тому

    What in the actual fuck is he doing....... why is he "building up" high card........ is his goal to lose????