Anonymous testicle-checking booth debuts in New Zealand
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
- Testicular Cancer New Zealand unveils its distinctly low-tech ‘machine’ that tests men’s testicles for irregularities and lumps.
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It launched at the Big Boys Toys event in Auckland and involves a urologist or GP reaching through a small opening to check the occupant’s testicles in the privacy of a small booth. On top of performing physical checks, the primary aim of the device is to educate men on the importance of self-checking every month. Testicular cancer is the most common cancer affecting New Zealand men aged between 15 and 39 and is one of the most treatable cancers if detected early, with a survival rate of 95%.
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#Testicles #TesticularCancer #Testimatic #Cancer
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"Close curtain for privacy"
*Camera gets shot of hand from between the legs*
oh no no
Lol
Hahhah
Probably not a random customer. Probably an employee.
@@realmless4193 probably...
Doctor: *Starts punching your sack like a speed bag*
I can feel my balls tickling just from reading that
😂I feel the pain
😄
NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Ouch
We've got the same service in our local train station bathroom.
Where do I sign up
Support local, I guess
👊🥵
We need to sign up then i guess lol
These jokes are cracking me up I swear
Imagine being the doctor and you slowly start to recognize the same balls keep coming back every half hour
🤣🤣🤣
loyal customer
"Why are they so small lately?"
Hahaha killed me
why they gotta have that clear fabric on top so they can make eye contact if they turned tho
Imagine being the doctor and its just all silent and the guy just moans
*uuAaAAOUUU!!*
@@CSDM15 _Ah_ ~
GIRLY VOICE:
Girl moan
Kyaaaaaa~
Imagine someone whips open the curtain while someone is testing ._.
The upper part of the curtain is see through. You can see the person's head from outside and if you actually whip it open you'll probably be labeled as a pervert :))) beware
I thought the exact same thinggg
@@sherine9033 bro, I dunno where they put these booths but.....kids.... literally kids. They could just run inside there cuz they'd be curious a why a guy would just go in there and stand
@@theymon if I was the parent I wouldn't even walk around that booth area with my kids. And kids also would probably ask their parents first like "what's that mom/dad?"
Brian Mc Nuke well if kids will wonder into a closed booth then they can also wonder inside a public bathroom and see what they dont want to see
“Nice balls bro”
“Next”
Lol
"I Rate 8.5/10
Lol
Thank you, Next!!
😂😂
"You're in safe hands" couldn't be more of a true statement.
Once the guy finishes: “Alright the doctor will be in shortly”
😂😂😂
Omfg!
Hilarious 😂
I was your 400th like 👍
I don't get it 😥
My friend: What is your job???
Me: It's a bit complicated
"It's a handjob"
@@kirolloshalim5417 I see what you did there
"I single-handedly save lives."
@@kirolloshalim5417 Lol
@@TheAtb85 Lol too
Did anyone else have to check multiple times to verify this was, in fact, NOT a product of The Onion?
Me
Me
lol
4 times and I am still skeptical.
Lol
“doc are we done?”
“not yet we also need a taste test”
NAHHHH 💀
"Glup glup" 💀
Board of Directors: "We need more men to check for testicular cancer"
Employee: "One word: Gloryhole"
😂
😂😂🙏👍
literally the first thing that came in my head😂😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Literally made me lol! Funnyyy! 👍🏻
😂😂😂
The doctors all gangster til they hear “yeah just like that”
😏
😏
😏
😐
😎
I like how they put handle bars and said “Brace yourself.” It’s like a warning saying “You’re about to go for one helluva ride, pal.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh my ) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Codm airborne
I-I think I'm gonna..
COOOOOOOOOOOM
If your balls are ripped off you can't get ball cancer
Guy: Thanks, that was great 😄
Urologist: Why is my glove sticky?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
"No eye contact" *Doctor walks out of booth, and shakes your hand*
XD
*shakes hand with glove on*
Didn't they use to call those 'glory holes' ?
@@petemavus2948 I recently discovered few months ago what glory holes are, apparently they are holes when either there's someone stuck or someone putting their thing inside
@@souka9668 LOL " stuck " I'm sure like all things in life, anything can happen.
They are actually quite thorough and professional. I went 8 times yesterday, 11 times today, planning a few more tomorrow....
Enough for the touch test
Time for the durability test
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 I like ya nut G
It's time to do some other test on that now 😉
@@unbothered3503 Hypersexuality test
@@unbothered3503 ayo
"I've just had mine checked."
"Sir, no doctors were on duty today."
😂💀
*ominous music plays*
**jazz music stops**
Reminded me of the Parks and rec clip lol
😂😂😂😂😂
"so what did you do for your living?"
"i squeeze anonymous ball's" 💀
Everyone asking why this is in our recommend, but the real question is why did we all click on it?
Because we wanted to ask everyone else why it was in our recommended.
It was interesting.
There are just those certain stories that seem so unbelievable, you have to see if it's true or not.
I just wanted to se-, nevermind.
for the comments XD
"got mine checked an hour ago"
"but the doctor is off today"
😂😂😂😂☠️
Who says we are talking about doctors? 😐
🤣😭
Dead👈
@@dangermauz754 So we put a blue glove on his pet chimpanzee.
Imagine some little kid running around and start crashing into the curtain while you were in there.
The kid won't mind (unless it's mother saw) but you will be embarrassed for life
and he crashes into u when the doctor is holding your nuts and BOOM! your nuts are in the hands of the doctor.
Doc : well well well, it's your turn, kiddo!
OOF
I'd love that
The hand gestures at the first part had me dying 🤣
Commence forth
🫲🫴🫴🫴🤌🤌🤌
Where are the testi-monials?
I’m going home
How do you delete someone else's comment?
"Stop it, get some help."
Noice
That's, "testi-moanials"!
Imagine on dinner table, your wife and kids ask about your work today...
Your work:
Fondlin deeznuts
@@moon_wei no it's not
I'm 35 years old with 4 children. Still dreaming if someday my wife and kids will ask about my work..lol. my eldest kid sometimes ask my work..but not my main work..he ask about how much money I will get on my UA-cam channel..lol..I just got 1k Subcriber this month..
@@diztinger Is a country
@@xvci. it's a joke
That guy in the booth tilting his head back had WAY too big of a smile on his face for just a simple check up!
It can tickle... when the hands are not cold
it's an awkward moment. I'd probably react nervously too.
Aww give him a break. He was just embarrassed or nervous
@@Sarah-uj4hv Its a glory hole
@@s379Ox or when the mouth is warm but the lips are cold. Oops, right setup, wrong video 🤣
I've never understood the stigma behind having your intimate parts checked by medical professionals. I found a lump earlier this year. Went straight to the doctor and within a few tests a week later I was told I had testicular cancer. Fast forward a few months, an orchidectomy and some chemotherapy and I have been given the all clear. But had I hesitated to get the lump I found checked it could have been a different story as there was already some lymphatic invasion. I plead to anyone who's in any doubt about getting something investigated, do it! It could be the difference between life and death.
can I get female profesional to do it
@@ahsenkhan5386yes me too
@@ahsenkhan5386 you can probably ask for a female urogolist if you aren't comfortable with a man
I'm a 58 year old male. And Never will
ngl id rather die and i say that with a 50/50 chance of having nutcancer rn
Can we appreciate the camera man who risked his life to take those shots.
And the guy who cutted the scenes
no
Bro andha doctor paaka India aal nadhri irundhalu la
@@vitoramaral-cat1366 Heard you needed to get yours checked.
@@fathergabrielstokes4706 I-
"Whoa bro, these balls is amazing and healthy"
"Thanks doc"
Nice balls ☺️
Better eat em up chomp chomp
I'll give em a 8/10
@@Brejdu 🗿📸
@@Brejdu ‘sighs’
Imagine hearing the dude behind the booth say "time for the durability test"
Whips out a clamp
*Starts throwing punches at it like it's a speed bag*
@@timmatthias2228 *strolls into the curtain*
Death by Snu Snu
@@timmatthias2228 *Proceeds to pull out a sledgehammer and a hydraulic press*
This takes " your life's in my hands " to another level
the doctors are chill until some guy says “I didn’t even know they were checking for cancer”
XD
Cursed comment
ROFL
I don't get it
@@nikemaraje5 the joke is he just wanted his nuts touched even without the knowledge that they were checking for cancer
Dude take the time to appreciate how brave this guy was, for all you know he could've been pranked in a mall with his pants down.
LOL
That’s in🇨🇦😋
@@10thMorales no it's in 🇺🇸 💀
@@glichedslice u both are wrong it's in New Zealand
Lol true
I’m sorry but I freakin broke down when it said
“Step 3. Drop pants
Step 4. *_BRACE YOURSELF”_*
I-
🤣🤣🤣
F
Tickle tickle, sweetheart
@@GalluZ stop it ! get some help !
Sir this is your 73th visit today
69,420th*
“Once you see how easy it is you can do this yourself at home”
“Only takes 30 seconds”
*that guy smiling*
It took me longer than 30 seconds to build my booth.
Well he’s probably embarrassed
@@misatoholic why would he be?
@@misatoholic Probabilmente sentiva un gran solletico
Pass !!
those men who were not afraid to try this… let’s just say they’ve got some balls…
Why isn't this comment pin?
Edit: And I was so close to be your 100th like, just 1 more.
Ba dum tss
Precisely 2 balls
@@madiaw5553 is there any one with 3 or more? 😂
Balls of steel
"This is nuts"
Well in some sense yeah it is
"Got em!"
Definitely putting the balls in their court.
Get busted
Get out
mate
As someone with testicular cancer this is great! Took me a while to go to the doctor because of the stigma around getting that area checked.
@@BluePlanet321 funny how people who think they are manly actually end up being really fragile in reality.
I've been thinking of getting checked but I've been tackling so many other health issues lately. Just get a twinge of pain every now and then, no lumps though.
why do i feel like the ball toucher is eric andre
imAweeb oh lol! Skaarf profile picture. Gawww skraaaa skrrrrr
"LET ME IN! LET ME IIIIIIIINNNN"
rip vainglory ;-;
U should see the booth next to this one. John hopoate is running it...
I didn't like that
Imagine stepping out after your “inspection” then you see a sign on the booth
AWAY FOR LUNCH. BACK IN 30 MINS.
Profile pic matches up
This thing need more like
Hashtag meetoo wil happen
Best comment.
*jazz music intensifies*
Plot Twist: This is how glory holes are meant to be used, we were wrong the whole time
*the hole time
You beat me by 9 hours
Japan has many hole for different use lol
Ha man of culture lol
Rahmath kakkot kallery ?
Its really tragic that since the guy is already there, that they dont check for prostate cancer as well. I mean the guy only has to turn around. That could really save a lot of lives.
The creepiest part of this is just how much everyone is grinning like fools....
🤣😂🤣😂
😂
And also I love your name and dp
That's because they're smiling for the camera-
@@pussydweller1015 maybe
@@SwagsterPotatoGD it's for sure...
“Sir, you’ve been here 15 times in the last week”
Me: do _you_ want to find me a girlfriend?
I'm surprised with the fact that no one replied to this comment 🤣
I love how he knows it's the same guy by remembering what his balls felt like
Nice
Would do the same honestly 😂😂😂
You can get the same service on Grindr.
America: literally destroying itself
New Zealand:
This was a year ago bruh
Johnathan Flores
Ok? Thanks for the info?
@@johnr.6023 did I ask?
@@johns3655 You're one of those annoying people that reply back "diD i aSk?"
New zealend : lemme touch dem balls
Imagine going trough this test just to hear a voice behind the wall say "nice balls bro"
Testimatic's motto should go like this:
"We're not just squeezing balls We're saving lives"
imagine if the “creepy hand” was dhar mann’s hand
@@crusation6252 hey Dhar Mann fam
Today I'm about to sugondese nuts
I hope they aren't squeezing the lives out of mine, like literally
“We squeeze balls to save your life!”
Bruh
"Enough for the touch test. It's time for the taste test."
Yeahhh…
Gotta get these boys smooth and shiny
@@Brejdu 😳
@@Brejdu NO-
@@Brejdu ☠️
Imagine going through 7 years of med school to come work at this booth
I dont see the problem
I don’t see the problem, It’s supposed doctors study 7 years to help people. Not to have the “legal privilege” to see their patience’s privates.
That booth it’s a great idea, considering most guys feel embarrassed at this check ups.
- I’m still wanna know why doctors ask you to drop everything down. Why not jus insert their gloved hand inside your underwear-?
Wait till Amazon takes over the industry: No gloves and you get a single ice tea bottle to dunk your fingers in!
@@GreenMagicMachine it's
@@luisg7109 a joke
Yaah very anonymous when the doctor literally gets out at the same time
Why is this in my recommended? I don't need to hear about medical gloryholes
Ive seen alot of these medical gloryholes in bars lately
Why do people still ask why things are in there recommended....also you clicked...so dont pretend like youtube doesnt intrigue sometimes
"Medical gloryholes" 😂
Yes you do.
My thought EXACTLY! Lol
It's still quite awkward...
You're here too bro?
@Samwell tarly lol
He followed me from the US to Malaysia to Japan to Singapore and now hes wit me in NZ
This is the 4th time in a row I saw you comment on YT's reccomendations for me XD
smh hmm
imagine not knowing what the persons talking about and only hearing the steps:
1. *step into the testimatic*
2. *close privacy curtain*
3. *drop pants*
4. *b r a c e*
remember to put emphasis on *brace*
Wait do they squeeze the ball or just feel it
@@xxxxanaxxxx683 They squeeze it and then stretch it like pizza dough. Then they take one of those weird knee hammer things doctors have and smash it. Then they use a stethoscope to see if it is still alive. If it is,you pass the test. If not,well,goodbye to procreation
@@Blade.5786 Either way after you're finished the check-up then you will be surprised with a kick to the Oo.
Blade 5786 I want that to happen on repeat 3 times to me
Motto:
"Saving lives with every squeeze"
"Saving lives one handful of balls at a time"
"If you've got the balls, let us feel it"
"An apple a day might keeps us away, but your balls makes us stay"
I'll take my chances
I don’t wanna know how long you took to come up with these 💀
"the whole process takes only 30 seconds"
me: that is all I need
😂😂😂
😶😶😶
wait-
o⃞h⃞
@@Oh_Low 0_0
Ayo, sus?
Imagine one doctor gets fed up with his job and just starts punching everyone in the balls
😂 😂 😂
Bru...no DR it'll be most likely a laid off Wal-Mart associate
😂😂😂
Omfg 😂😂😂😂💀😂💀💀😂💀😂💀💀💀💀💀
choosyduchess25 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*The booth says that it is an auto ball checker, but so far, everything seems pretty manual*
Lol 😂😂😂you want machines to press your balls
XD
SOUL KING BROOK the machines gonna break ya balls
B A L L S T R E T C H E R
Are you really going to trust a machine to do it
The hand gestures I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's amazing that these aren't even staffed by doctors, just passionate enthusiasts.
That's what the love for balls does to people
_wait wha_
Where in the video did they say that?
Oh, man... :)
That's lovely.
Wait a minute.....?
H-how did they make the comercial-
“Ok, act like ur being touched”
“O k”
what do you mean a c t
They got t o u c h e d
t h a t s. T h e. P r o b l e m t e a r d r o p
This comment is so underated
Raza Salman tHaNk yOu
Imagine being so short or tall that the hand can’t find your balls.
I heard Herve Villechaize was blinded and can no longer see the plane.
You can squat if your tall. A box would be supplied if your short!🤣🤣🤣
Or disappointingly endowed 😂😂
Or being a woman.
@PogChamp 😂😂
Lol his smile when the doctor was doing the exam 🤣🤣🤣
I like the detail at the end where everyone is waving at the camera, but they eventually stop. But the hand doesn’t because it can’t see that everyone stopped waving.
Yeah lol
The hand is always the last to know
Kinda funny
I find it quite hilarious
@@themasterprocrastinator4933 why the profile pic? 😂
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”
Noooooo
HAHSJAHDA
candice be like: can I cOme?
No no No 😐
Candice: mom phenius and ferb are doing a glory hole service
Doctor: "why is there 3 balls?"
Me: cries in embarrassment
Packing that solid 1incher 😤
"PP small doc"
Why are there*
@@starlordgg really thought you did something.
It's not about the size...
IT'S ABOUT DRIVE, IT'S ABOUT POWER
Man! This is nuts!
Guy: *card declines*
Doctor: *S Q U E E Z E*
I love you for this comment
"harder daddy"
@@11111653 just... no
Yeah that wouldn't happen, health care is free in the majority of the world including New Zealand
669th like.
"Enough feeling for abnormalities.
Time for the taste test."
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Yep Humanity gonna go extinct in the next 5 years.
Creamy, slightly salty. No bitterness, and no sourness. Perfect amount of unami. -Delicious- No problems.
Oh no...
@@shadowxxe Nice
At the job interview like: “you want me to WHAT”
"Is it alright if I do the inspection with my mouth?"
Hold up what
Ehm ehm.. hmm.. yea.. bye :)
bye!
Interviewer: Have you got prior experience?
What if they grab the stick instead
Imagine holding a patient balls and then a cockroach came out of nowhere inside the booth and the doctor squeezed the hell outta the sacks
😂
NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!
You my friend have some wild imagination
I cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
* MEATY CRUNCH *
AAH-
That is hilarious, creepy, and perhaps the most important medical invention ever made.
They already said that
Nathan Arnold agreed
Yeah the most important medicak invention is grabbing balls without looking at someone's eyes
"Most important medical invention" with your Milhouse-face, I can imagine.
Lol not the most important
0:46 I think he likes it
Probably got an extra bone right there
💀💀💀
The cameraman also
A little bit of extra service.
@@bitx4441 admiralC
0:45 living his best life 😂
The perfect company logo doesn't exi..
Testimatic : hold my balls
Hold your balls? Well since you're asking politely...
Bruh
Underrated lol
My girl said she wanted to be a doctor. I checked her watch history and found this.
You are a lucky man I guess
Rip
💀
💀
💀
It’s all fun and games until you hear the sound of scissors
Ugh
😄😄
I hate that I dont want my balls cut off how would I make children huh how you make children Exactly So No
There goes the kids
Wait a minute
Bro was really smiling💀
He likes it you can tell
If this was in America imagine the amount of scam versions of these would exist and play off as a medical check up when it’s actually a booth for a quickie and even quicker bucks
Unless they had a permit
That sounds profitable.
I’m guessing you’ve never seen “porta gloryhole”😂👍
What you say is sad, but true
I can already see it.. FakeTestimatic, a chanel in PH
imagine going to do this for jokes and giggles and you hear the doctor in the booth go “uh oh”
💀
*now wait a mi-*
Hol up
Hold up…
Wait a minute, something ain’t right
Moms: Never let strangers touch your private parts!
New Zealand:
@꧁I am a cat꧂ don't link subreddits
@꧁I am a cat꧂ I tried clicking it but it won't link it
꧁I am a cat꧂ nice name , love the symbols
every part of me is private
Circumcision:
when the guy in the booth goes home after a long day and his life partner asks how he’s feeling he’ll probably say staying in the booth all days made him feel a little testy.
Why in the world they make the top part clear so that people can see your face while getting the exam?
I think its just a regular curtain, they dont make it specificaly for this.
At the end of the day, it's just a regular checkup -- nothing to be ashamed of.
You have to leave this thing somehow anyway.
They said it's anonymous. They didn't say for who.
Would be creepy if the doctor kneels down and he just looks up at you through the hole lol
...creepy?😏
dont talk about that.
Curse
Glory hole
dude,your scaring me.
Imagine going to work and you hop in a box where you just touch nuts all day.
Goals
ugh gross I'm a guy so...yeah
That's just life for some people.
My dream job.
Why was he smiling... 💀
Exactly 😅
I came here only to see the comments
Same
Ye
i see you are a man of culture
with your tf2 name
@@ExploderIlu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ye
"Anonymous"
Doctor walks out scrubbing his hands directly next to the patient.
😐
oh, well then
😂
“3rd time today sir”. “You can never be too sure”
Sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely ball tickling video.
Despite what everyone says and jokes about, you have to appreciate the doctors and this idea. Only those who had to deal with an urologist before know how admirable thia whole ordeal is...
Too bad a Pap smear isn’t so anonymous lol
They put camera on it 📸
When they touched mine, I went RAULLLL
@@log8746 Răule.
My urologist is one of the most wholesome people I've ever met, so I'm not seeing the problem here. The only benefit I can see would be ease of access and not having to use a waiting room.
These "no nut November" challenge are getting harder now.
Wait... What?
I'm going on December at least 40 times.
😂😂😂
Maybe they should call it the Lose NNN machine
Literally
"Doctor, sack is lower."
Lol
"I know"
@@BigFatCock0 😂
Dudes who’s next in line: Why is it taking so long
@@BigFatCock0 I love you
The enthusiastic beckoning and finger rubbing just has me dying over here.
"I've been to one of these a while back at a truck stop in Indiana "
HAHAHAA
Thats a hole in one
Holup
@@starwarfan8342 You mean hole up?
Ah yes, truckstop glory hole the best kind there is
0:44 man looked like he enjoyed that "check-up"
👍
Glory Hole
@@patataum1757 hihi
@@patataum1757 😳😳
As creepy as this is, it's so much better than having to see the dude's face and have a conversation with him before and after he's felt you!
I'd rather that than some pervy gloryhole set up.
So instead of being a grown up, you rather have a literal glory hole in the mall you go too.. Have you ever heard of a full for women... Yeah you're being dramatic.
@@notthefather3919 right.
@@notthefather3919 for real
@@StephanieLinda_ balls
Making patients more comfortable! How "touching"!