Times were hard in Irish town; everything was going down, Pat Malone was pushed for ready cash. He'd the life insurance spent; all his money, too, had went And all of his affairs had gone to smash. His wife spoke up and said, 'Now, dear Pat, if you were dead This twenty thousand dollars we could take.' And so Pat laid down and tried to make out that he had died Until he smelled the whiskey at the wake. Then Pat Malone forgot that he was dead. He raised himself in the bed and what he said, 'If this wake goes on a minute, to be sure the corpse is in it You'll have to keep me drunk to keep me dead' So they gave the corpse a cup and afterward they filled it up And laid him down again upon the bed. And before the morning grey everybody felt so gay They forgot that Pat was only playing dead. So they loaded him from the bunk still alive but awful drunk And put him in the coffin with a prayer. And the driver of the cart said, 'Be God, I'll never start Until I see that someone pays the fare.' Then Pat Malone forgot that he was dead. He raised himself in the coffin, while he said, 'If you fairly doubt my credit you'll be sorry that you said it You drive on or else the corpse will break your head. So the funeral started out on the cemetery route, And the neighbors tried the widow to console. 'Til they got beside the base of Malone's last resting place And gently lowered Patrick in the hole. Then Pat began to see just as plain as one could see That he'd forgot to reckon on the end. And as clods began to drop he broke loose the coffin top And quickly to the earth he did ascend. Then Pat Malone forgot that he was dead, And from the cemetery quickly fled. He came nearly going under it's a lucky thing, by thunder, That Pat Malone forgot that he was dead.
My grandfather used to sing this song to me. I decided to sing it for Show and Tell in third grade. I got to the end of the first verse and the teacher made me sit down. I’m still crushed!😂😂
@@marciachami5879 hahaha I can imagine, My grandfather used to sing a bunch of songs as well. And though Ive only ever seen him drink a single beer, he loved the "Clancy Brothers - Jug of Punch"
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke There was also a song about a sailor on a ship who the captain told that if the sailor went into the water and fixed a hole in the boat, the captain would let him marry his daughter ?? Of course once the hole was fixed, he wouldn’t let him back on?? Something about the British Robbery? My grandpa drank many, many more beers then one!
Thank you for this my grandfather passed in February and many a road trip singing this song
Times were hard in Irish town;
everything was going down,
Pat Malone was pushed for ready cash.
He'd the life insurance spent;
all his money, too, had went
And all of his affairs had gone to smash.
His wife spoke up and said,
'Now, dear Pat, if you were dead
This twenty thousand dollars we could take.'
And so Pat laid down and tried
to make out that he had died
Until he smelled the whiskey at the wake.
Then Pat Malone forgot that he was dead.
He raised himself in the bed and what he said,
'If this wake goes on a minute, to be sure the corpse is in it
You'll have to keep me drunk to keep me dead'
So they gave the corpse a cup
and afterward they filled it up
And laid him down again upon the bed.
And before the morning grey everybody felt so gay
They forgot that Pat was only playing dead.
So they loaded him from the bunk
still alive but awful drunk
And put him in the coffin with a prayer.
And the driver of the cart said,
'Be God, I'll never start
Until I see that someone pays the fare.'
Then Pat Malone forgot that he was dead.
He raised himself in the coffin, while he said,
'If you fairly doubt my credit
you'll be sorry that you said it
You drive on or else the corpse will break your head.
So the funeral started out
on the cemetery route,
And the neighbors tried the widow to console.
'Til they got beside the base
of Malone's last resting place
And gently lowered Patrick in the hole.
Then Pat began to see just as plain as one could see
That he'd forgot to reckon on the end.
And as clods began to drop
he broke loose the coffin top
And quickly to the earth he did ascend.
Then Pat Malone forgot that he was dead,
And from the cemetery quickly fled.
He came nearly going under
it's a lucky thing, by thunder,
That Pat Malone forgot that he was dead.
these lyrics arent right with the song but this is how i found the video so...
My grandfather used to sing this song to me. I decided to sing it for Show and Tell in third grade. I got to the end of the first verse and the teacher made me sit down. I’m still crushed!😂😂
@@marciachami5879 hahaha I can imagine, My grandfather used to sing a bunch of songs as well.
And though Ive only ever seen him drink a single beer, he loved the "Clancy Brothers - Jug of Punch"
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke There was also a song about a sailor on a ship who the captain told that if the sailor went into the water and fixed a hole in the boat, the captain would let him marry his daughter ?? Of course once the hole was fixed, he wouldn’t let him back on?? Something about the British Robbery? My grandpa drank many, many more beers then one!