Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour. Uh- Skinner with his crazy explanations, the superintendent's gonna need his medication, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight! Seymour! Superintendent, I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams! Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. Uh-huh. What region? Uh, upstate New York. Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". No, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Ohohoho, no! Patented Skinner-burgers! Ooold family recipe. For steamed hams. Yes. Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Ye- eh- You don't th- One thing I sh- Excuse me for one second. Of course. AAAAAA WELL, THAt was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped. Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there? Aurora borealis. Uh- Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes. May I see it? No. Seymour! The house is on fire! No, Mother, it's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham. Help! Help!
I agree with you. I listen to Alana maybe since 2017. I've noticed that she is a respectful and tallented lady. Some ASMR artists may present some kind of ASMR content in order to sell another kind of content in pornographic websites or simply get view displaying their cleavage. I like that Alana does family oriented content with high moral standards and for that I congratulate her!
Alana reminds me of Springbok asmr. Springbok was the most gentlest whispering artists at the beginning of asmr for me. Like Springbok, Alana reminds me to take it slow. To listen and to have tenderness in my ears.
Great video, super relaxing! Would have been especially useful yesterday when it was literally 3am and I needed to get up at 6:30am, but still super effective tonight. Also, I can't hear someone say "right here, right now" and not immediately get that Fatboy Slim song stuck in my head... I have tried, it is impossible. That phrase is a pure infohazard, on par with the game.
She puts me to sleep. They wish they were her. I see so many asmr artists in my dream, but this wolf leads me to them. I think of this video when I wake. You’re in my heart. ❤
Alana do you Know how much you mean to me Damn Girl I wish you the happiest..... Been following you for 3 years now and have not missed a single video till date. And one last request please make the tingliest video please pretty please.
Yes the Whisper Queen, where were you yesterday couldn’t fall asleep til 3:30a this is gonna be hugh for tonight thanks Alana, up close whispers is my favorite thanks for all your help✌️😎👍
Alana is a true ASMR artist that loves and knows, how to channel all the healing and relaxing power of this art. Thank you oh so mush for all you have done and still doing!
staaahp you're so sweet!!! Thank you!! Right now I use OGX coconut milk shampoo and conditioner but I'd say using Bumble & Bumble blow dry repair serum throughout my hair and OGX coconut milk anti-breakage serum on the ends is what I find makes the biggest difference for me (plus it just smells really great) 😊
❤❤Szeretlek❤❤ Életembe, léptél és megszerettelek. Úgy, érzem, hogy Veled boldog lehetek! A szívem, is a nevedet dobogja. Így, nélküled nem lehetek boldog soha! ❤❤❤ Ifj. Orosz. László ❤❤❤❤❤
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!
But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Uh-
Skinner with his crazy explanations, the superintendent's gonna need his medication, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!
Seymour!
Superintendent, I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Ooh!
That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams!
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Uh-huh. What region?
Uh, upstate New York.
Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
No, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Ohohoho, no! Patented Skinner-burgers! Ooold family recipe.
For steamed hams.
Yes.
Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Ye- eh-
You don't th-
One thing I sh-
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
AAAAAA WELL, THAt was wonderful.
Good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
Yes, I should be-
Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Aurora borealis.
Uh-
Aurora borealis?!
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, it's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Help!
Help!
🚒🚨🚨🚨
Have you checked out any of the videos of this that have been reworked to sound like asmr by the uploader?
Never change, Alana. Never change.
@@karllykos I have not but now I need to!!!!
@@noway718 You know it
I love that this was uploaded at 3am in my part of the world, makes me feel seen as I scroll through UA-cam because I can’t sleep
One of the most beautiful AND most respectable ASMRtists. No gimmicks, just skills for chillz.
I 100% agree
I agree with you. I listen to Alana maybe since 2017. I've noticed that she is a respectful and tallented lady. Some ASMR artists may present some kind of ASMR content in order to sell another kind of content in pornographic websites or simply get view displaying their cleavage.
I like that Alana does family oriented content with high moral standards and for that I congratulate her!
Well, it’s 4am and I need this. Thanks Alana, you are an ASMR angel! ❤️
It’s 5 now and I got a final exam on Monday 💀
It's literally 3 am and i can't fall asleep thanks alana
Omg this video is literally perfectly timed!!
I gotta wake up early and I’ve been trying to fall asleep, thank you so much!
Fr? i did too! Just last night
We’ve been blessed once again with new content. Finally, some good sleep!
Thanks!
S tier asmrtist. the waves in the background are very calming as well
Alana reminds me of Springbok asmr. Springbok was the most gentlest whispering artists at the beginning of asmr for me. Like Springbok, Alana reminds me to take it slow. To listen and to have tenderness in my ears.
Still listening to this to go to bed every night. Thank you for the amazing mic scratching ❤️
Thank u Alana! Its 345 am and finally starting to relax!
Omg a new video of Alana is from the heavens
Alana thx so much for making this…couldn’t sleep at all 🥺
Great video, super relaxing! Would have been especially useful yesterday when it was literally 3am and I needed to get up at 6:30am, but still super effective tonight.
Also, I can't hear someone say "right here, right now" and not immediately get that Fatboy Slim song stuck in my head... I have tried, it is impossible. That phrase is a pure infohazard, on par with the game.
She puts me to sleep. They wish they were her. I see so many asmr artists in my dream, but this wolf leads me to them. I think of this video when I wake. You’re in my heart. ❤
23:45 makes such pretty birdies and stars dance around my head 🐤💫🐤💫
Starting strong with the tingles right off the back! Your 👏 amazing 👏!
Not only do you help me sleep but you help me channel my thoughts during the day. You are a mental life saver. Thank you. 💯
I have been a subscriber for a long time and this is by far the best Asmr video I have listened to. You do an absolutely wonderful job !
Just wanted to say that your such a beautiful person and beautiful soul inside and out and one of the best asmrist on UA-cam.
Thank u for sharing ur gift!!!! So grateful
I love listening 👂 your Asmr audios calm me down and make me sleep even though I don't understand what you're saying I'm Brazilian
Alana do you Know how much you mean to me Damn Girl I wish you the happiest..... Been following you for 3 years now and have not missed a single video till date. And one last request please make the tingliest video please pretty please.
Yes the Whisper Queen, where were you yesterday couldn’t fall asleep til 3:30a this is gonna be hugh for tonight thanks Alana, up close whispers is my favorite thanks for all your help✌️😎👍
Needed this video after a long week! Thank you! 👏🏼👏🏼
Wow Alana! That's the ASMR that brings me in my dreams 😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰 Thank you so much for this another amazing video ❤️❤️❤️ Love you
Alana is a true ASMR artist that loves and knows, how to channel all the healing and relaxing power of this art.
Thank you oh so mush for all you have done and still doing!
I say it everytime, but thats because it's true. Your the best ASMRtist out there.
It's 3am & I'm still not asleep, perfect vid 4 this moment, thx!
Just laid down @ 3:09 AM EST & saw this 😌
Wow, you actually uploaded this at 3am for me. What a nice coincidence. Goodnight.
I finally found the perfect UA-camr to let me fall asleep fast
Yet another amazing video from Alana. Thank you!!
How did you know im struggling to sleep ? Thank you so much your the best alana
Lol this title resonates with me on so many levels. Thanks for the tingles, Alana!
Danke!
Thank you!!!
Unfortunately relaxing. Thanks for helping me fall asleep. 😴🌌
It's only 1030 here, so this video will ensure I fall asleep before 3am 😊
This women is an angel
you kinda look like jenna from pretty little liars ur vids always get me to sleep in like 2 seconds ly
I feel like she even looks a bit like Mona too
@@lateforitalways ya almost like a mix of both
Wow! Awesome video! You are like an angel! Thank you!
It's 2 am here, can I still watch it?
Amazing job! Have you considered adding rain in the background for super extra effect?😂
And good sleep it shall be! U never disappoint😌💙
That background is incredible. What is it? Some type of projection?
It is! An aurora borealis projection light ;)
It’s 7am but still appreciate it
This title speaks my life LOL ❤ AND it's fluffy mics, YAY! 😁
Please don't take this as anything other than a compliment but.. you are so pretty Alana! Your smile makes me smile. Much
appreciated. 🤜🤛
"Here, take this sock." Friggin adorable. 😅
Legit 3am and can’t sleep. This was my first recommendation.
Besides your asmr being the best and me binge watching you all day everyday, your hair is incredible!!!! What shampoo do you use?? ❤❤
staaahp you're so sweet!!! Thank you!! Right now I use OGX coconut milk shampoo and conditioner but I'd say using Bumble & Bumble blow dry repair serum throughout my hair and OGX coconut milk anti-breakage serum on the ends is what I find makes the biggest difference for me (plus it just smells really great) 😊
Can I just say that ever since I was a kid, I used Bob Ross to fall asleep, but you dethroned him
Thank you Alana❤❤❤
Needed this after hearing a Honda Civic ripping down the street at 3am
Hi Alana! Love your videos! For your next video can do some tapping and scratching on stuff with some hand movements?
3 AM, how did you know?! It's 3:09 where I am and I can't sleep.
I love her 😍✨ Always with the Best ASMR UA-cam has to offer 😎🐺♥️
Literally perfect 😍
Amazing to watch
Thank you❤
Outstanding video, thanks. Always so relaxing and well done.
This is the best. No doubt about it.
best asmrist ✅
3 a.m. and can't sleep? that just hits A Little Too Close to Home LOL thanks for the video Alana❤
Thank you Alana you are awesome❤
Fantastic 💜 thank you
3am ....this is me !!!😭❤
It’s 1:21 am but I think this will work just fine
Goddamn I just Signed up for the coaching how come I didn't know this till now.. like howw are youu sooo ahhh Love you Che2.
So relaxing
The ASMR Fairy is here. Some are Queens of ASMR, some are Kings, but then there are the Fairies....
Hey Alana! You're amazing 😍👍 as always
This is great 🖤
The title of this video is going to be just as respected as “After Eight” chocolate.
It's 2:16am and my eyes are so sleepy I thought it said asmr for Jam 🍓lol
No more sleepless nights ❤
I could listen to you all day 🤤😴
Very good asmr j'adore
what kind of lamp is making that light in the background? pretty cool
I can't remember the brand but it's a northern lights projector light from Amazon!
@@AlanaASMRyt thank you! 👍😎
i watched this at 2am and it still worked...
Yeah, Alana is still my favorite.
Amazing ASMR! Thank you!
Tingles 😊
ahh amazing Alana I did fall asleep at 3 am ahahah
for 4:30 when i can’t sleep, actually
❤❤Szeretlek❤❤ Életembe, léptél és megszerettelek. Úgy, érzem, hogy Veled boldog lehetek! A szívem, is a nevedet dobogja. Így, nélküled nem lehetek boldog soha! ❤❤❤ Ifj. Orosz. László ❤❤❤❤❤
3am - that was a good Matchbox 20 song.
I love yore ASMR❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
12:40 a.m. is close enough.
Literally 3:09 am pacific time. Thank you
Yo that spooky 😅 3am in the UK right now
It's 2h42 now. Are you reading my mind, Alana?
❤love it❤
Setting the alarm for 3 am so I can watch this video 😂
I cherish you ❤❤❤
The best❤
It’s 4 am currently. It’s a shame I’m an hour late and can’t watch the video.
I literally found this at 3:07AM
3:12 am*
20:12 pure art and powerful beauty. what breathtaking woman
You are my sleep queen. 🤤