Ridin' the Hook by SpongeBob SquarePants - Full Band FC

The honor has been bestowed upon me to put this lovely Q&A in here between our lovely friends Travis and Rufus. I'd just like to set the record straight that none of these questions were influenced by race at all. Not a single one. Also, I'm surprised to see James playing again (hello friend!) and with an HD PVR? Hot. Anyway, we did this three years ago on PS3 but I lost it and I assume Ashton did too. Rip! At least it finally got done again.
Brendan
Time for another interview description! Without further ado, I present one of ERG's most prized possessions, Rufus! (Uh, okay maybe possessions was a poor word choice. :S)
Q1. How long have you been playing rhythm games?
A1. Almost 8 years now, and yet I'm still incredibly awful somehow.
Q2. What's your favorite chart to play on any instrument on any game?
A2. Probably Sisters by JoanOvArc. Best drum chart in RB tbh.
Q3. What's your second favorite color?
A3. Blue
Q4. What is your proudest rhythm gaming accomplishment?
A4. Probably Ceraunophobia bass FC. Although not really impressive cuz easy and I'm bad lol.
Q5. What's your worst choke?
A5. Young Man Blues FBFC choke on bass is hands down the worst I've ever had. First time I have ever turned my 360 off out of pure rage lol.
Q6. How does it feel to know you almost certainly have the largest penis of anyone on ERG?
A6. Almost?!?! Let's be realistic here. I most definitely have the biggest dong on the team. The fact that this even a question is laughable.
Q7. You're an avid rhythm gamer. You have an Xbox one and you don't have rb4. Why?
A7. ,
Q8. SpongeBob is a sponge, yet you say he is a bomb. Please explain to me why you would want to bomb an innocent sponge?
A8. I would never want to bomb the beloved Sponge. Why blow something up that is incredibly amazing in so many ways? With all that being said, there was an episode of SpongeBob titled 'Dying for Pie' where Squidward buys a pie for SpongeBob that turns out to be a bomb lol.
Q9. You are a great band player because you're skilled but also a pathing master. Which of these situations irritates you more? A. You give the drummer the path but (s)he refuses to follow and instead goes AI. B. You are argued with and get the band 1st with a modified version of your path and lose the #1 a week later, or C. You miss the last unison in a song with an intricate path.
A9. C. Nothing worse than ruining a 1st place by being awful and missing the last unison in the song. It's even worse if it's on an easy af song. All that hard work that went into pathing the song is all for nothing haha.
Q10. Please settle the debate for everyone: Where is the best commercially available fried chicken?
A10. KFC hands down. Shit is dank af yo.
Q11. What equipment do you use?
A11. GH5 guitar, a very shitty ION drum set, and a standard RB mic.
Q12. This is the most important question, so please make sure that this answer is straight from you and not influenced by one of your baby momma's or shawtys. Bryce has threatened the rope if you won't be straight up when aksed this one. Did OJ do it?
Q12. LMAO. Of course OJ did it. That whole "if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit" is total bullshit. That fucker's guilty as charged and deserves everything that's coming to him if you ask me.
I love Rufus.
-Travis
Guitar - James
Bass - Travis
Drums - Bryce
Vocals - Rufus

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The song and the way they say Ridin the Hook Now sounds like Rock'n Roll High School by The Ramones.

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THANK YOU

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I love you, Rufus. Even if you occasionally forget to pull out.

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Whoever is doing lefty good for you

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all hail the magic rufus

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Tf is this? *unfollows...

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K baiii

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+daysleeper318 bai? lol