I never had the sex talk with my parents....and I'm 28. There was only one single time where my dad said something to me related to sex, and it completely caught me off guard and surprised the hell out of me. It was when I came back to visit from college one weekend, and my dad and I were driving, he randomly said "You better not get anyone pregnant. And if you do, don't tell us, for your own good, and for your mom's own good, because she would have a heart attack." Followed by "oof Khuda...everyone is at the mall today! No parking!" And that was the first and last time.
M an adult and still when I visit my parents and some Bollywood song is shown , I make an excuse to get water .. lol that’s how embarrassing it is being an Indian kid.. forget about sex talk man 😂😂
It's true........ i am 13 years old. I have a phone. And when you had a phone then you will automatically know about sex. I know about sex and even about por* but when a item song is played. My parents change it
People are needlessly arguing about the topic and the cultural or religious context, etc. Instead, I think we should appreciate the script and the acting. The script is topnotch. "Nahi to kya wo aasman se gira hai!" Or, "I did it once only, and that was to create you, and now I regret it..." Come on, people, how can you not appreciate the humor? And the ending, with perfect coming timing Zaid really nails it when he gets his son's promise he won't do "the secks" and then tells him, "ok, dafa ho ja!" with a dismissive gesture of his hand while picking up the tv remote again. Hahahaha, the dad is going back to Katrina's sheila ki jawani.
In England we don't need to talk with mom dad we learn in school hehehe one day our teacher show us how to do s we are like omfg our faces like blue red pink lol
Omg them asian channel headlines is what my parents lives revolve around, i hate it, same shit all day and if i ask to change it, shhh we need to see whats going on back home even though its the same news and they turn it up everytime after commercial breaks as if they have new headlines
+Nida Shaikh Justin Beiber should be kinda like Justin "Gay"ber, and ppl, some asswipe Indians love JB, but there's more haters than lovers and everybody hates Beiber in the vicinity, so don't be mistaken that indians like JB
ahahaha..when i was in 8th class we all was teenage girls but in the Science book,dam full structure of human body about sex and pregnant my friends face like kind of laughing!n one girl #sam she took her scraf in her mouth! n other one was laughing n make teacher too laugh!dam i was like Pink!n the period was 4 1hr! dam..! wht was our reaction??
Oh goodness.... I've been following Zaid for a long time and this is the first Time, I saw this video. I cant hold my laughter anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I died on his examples and when he spelled it as "secks". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This new generation everyone knows about it.. even here in Arab country .. i remember when i was on the 3rd class we already tackled about human body and organs 😅 awkward ..anyway u made a great video godbless😊
Knowing it in third class does not make it to understand the whole scanario most parent try their best to give right advise on right time nothing is good before time
nowadays dad: beta aj mein thumhen yeah bataon ga ke tum dunia mein kese ay son: papa rehene do jhonny bahi ne sab sekha dia he dad: kon jhonny ? son: woooooo woooooooooooo mera ek dost he us ke shadi hue hue he us ne sekhaya tha dad: ok ok sometimes happens dad after searching jhonny on google dad:beta! son: ji papa dad:jhonny ke sar par ball keyun nahi hein son: pata nahi 1 mint apko kese.... dad:saleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee RIP SON 2000 2020
You tube recommending me this even after 6 years 👀✌️✌️
Lol same 😂
same😅😂
same😅😂
Same
Lol same 😂😂😂
Does the dad have a pillow stuffed up his shirt? o.O
Yeah
Suramya Singh yup!!
Yes
Yea
yeah....
I lost it when "she" said, "Astagfirullah", and "Nei to vo asmaan se girahe?".
I also lost it when the dad was being called😂😂
Who else get this in their recommend in 2020
Me
Me
Me
I hate when people post comments like this cuz like u won’t be finding anyone reading this from like 1820
Me
Watched this with my husband and we had tears going down our faces, we laughed so hard.
You are Mariyam
I never had the sex talk with my parents....and I'm 28.
There was only one single time where my dad said something to me related to sex, and it completely caught me off guard and surprised the hell out of me. It was when I came back to visit from college one weekend, and my dad and I were driving, he randomly said "You better not get anyone pregnant. And if you do, don't tell us, for your own good, and for your mom's own good, because she would have a heart attack." Followed by "oof Khuda...everyone is at the mall today! No parking!"
And that was the first and last time.
i know this comment is from 9 year ago but i cannot even imagine my dad saying that because it implies a sexual act which is super taboo lol
this was awesome !! i love how you put the wording " this guy is the bloody Gay" man epic
Hehehehe idiot I know Avery thing :D
summair marry
summair marry
:/
And then he got called after😂
Parents should talk openly with children... same thing if they learn from elsewhere they may not find correct path
M an adult and still when I visit my parents and some Bollywood song is shown , I make an excuse to get water .. lol that’s how embarrassing it is being an Indian kid.. forget about sex talk man 😂😂
It's true........ i am 13 years old. I have a phone. And when you had a phone then you will automatically know about sex. I know about sex and even about por* but when a item song is played. My parents change it
So true as being pk
Actually my bio class gave me the talk 😂😂
My science teacher told me altho I'm 13
Not so young i think
Lol hum tu khud school Mai through metric kids educate hojate hain I am 14 btw
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Was the teacher male or female
Me also😂
I can't control my laughed when zaid says astagfirullah nhi toh wo asmaan s gira hai😂😂😂😂😂
People are needlessly arguing about the topic and the cultural or religious context, etc. Instead, I think we should appreciate the script and the acting. The script is topnotch. "Nahi to kya wo aasman se gira hai!" Or, "I did it once only, and that was to create you, and now I regret it..." Come on, people, how can you not appreciate the humor? And the ending, with perfect coming timing Zaid really nails it when he gets his son's promise he won't do "the secks" and then tells him, "ok, dafa ho ja!" with a dismissive gesture of his hand while picking up the tv remote again. Hahahaha, the dad is going back to Katrina's sheila ki jawani.
I’m still watching this.
This is really funny 😂😂😂😂😂.
I can't do the banging shining talk....hahahahaha
Banging shanging
In England we don't need to talk with mom dad we learn in school hehehe one day our teacher show us how to do s we are like omfg our faces like blue red pink lol
hahhhaha
How did the teacher show u
@@cydrawaj6550 Lmao in school on board with drawings and some videos
@@HassanAli-kh2vs savage🙄😂😂😂😂😂
@@usamaqureshi7371 😉😎😂😂
"banging shanging talk"
WHATTTTT!!! LOLL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY
this is probably the funniest ZaidAli video ever
UA-cam Recommended me after 6 years lol😂😂
Same 😂😂
same here and he sounds like my father
He is listening to the justin bieber i know it our son was gay rofl it cracked me up 😂😂
When I'll get older and my parents will tell me about this.,,,
I'll be like: I already know about it
Parents: How?
Me: I watch Zaid Ali vlogs☺️
I swear to god don't- just don't-
@@Lia-nj2ep yes just dont
Then your parents be like.
Bary harami ho gay beta g😂
No ..don't
😬
In Soviet Russia you dont give the Sex talks, Sex talk gives you...
so in America
Yes comrade
Ngl, but in the U.K. we don’t need parents teaching us. In school we get thought xD so different
WHO IS WATCHING AFTER WATCHING IZYAN ZAID'S SON IS GROWING UP NOW MA SHA ALLAH
In the old days zaid alit actually looks like Rawknee (the indian gamer)😅😅
OMFG, OMFG, OMFG!!!!!!!
He died..... next day! hagagaha hahahhabahahha and the JB Ringtone. This is gold man.
Or they are really smart...cuz dey know if they give you a lecture you will leave...and then dey won't have to get up and drop you XD
the mom praying at 3:46 nearly killed me lmao
I love this guy....he makes me laugh so much...!!!
youtube recommended me this after 9 years😭
If you are here in June 2021 then you are a legend
I havnt had a sex talk with my mum cos I learn it in high school
Everyone does lol
god bless u dear
I'm brown, yet my mom gave me the talk
i am meema impossible
Normally the biology subject give us brown kids the talk....🤔
Same
Whatttt
Can you tell what did she tell you?
Here after Yumna is pregnant......
" khud gandi movian lagate ho mere upr dal dete ho" ok😂
UA-cam recommended me this after 7 years
When I was small I didn't understand this video. Now seeing this video after getting old. Real epic!!!
Lol the best part Was '' nai tou wo asman se ghira hai'' xD love ur videos
Why did I get this recommendation in 2020
3:50 Nahi toh woh aasamaan se gira hai😂😂😂
2:05 I laughed so hard.
Do you mean 2:25
I can see the pillow in your shirt...!
Watching after 9 years❤
I never talk with my parents about secks in my 23 years life while I wanted to do that hundreds of times
My friends told me everything
Omg them asian channel headlines is what my parents lives revolve around, i hate it, same shit all day and if i ask to change it, shhh we need to see whats going on back home even though its the same news and they turn it up everytime after commercial breaks as if they have new headlines
i love that song "tu mera hero"
Recommeding Me Today Excellent UA-cam
I knew you were bloody gay! Always listening to justine beiber song🤦
A second later: dad's ringtone of Justin Bieber's song plays
I dieddd!!😂😂😂😂
hey i see pillow under yr dad's shirt :/
I have no idea what they want to say in thus video plz anybody tell me?
😂😂😂
Yo Zaid this is too jokes LOL
Who came here after shameer abbass's video.
Me
Me
that skit made my cry from laughing, so grateful 🙏 my parents didn't have the talk with me
And my friend gave me the talk 😂
You're not alone bro😂
😂😂😂same here
The way zaid tighten his shirt as fathers do....is amazing....
Hahahahaha...awesome....he puts gel in his hair and listen to the justin bieber 😂....
6 years WTF youtube
This Video (thumbs up) ............AND BTW JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT A GAY!!
***** who said that?
+KingMoses5380 do you mean south asian
+Nida Shaikh Justin Beiber should be kinda like Justin "Gay"ber, and ppl, some asswipe Indians love JB, but there's more haters than lovers and everybody hates Beiber in the vicinity, so don't be mistaken that indians like JB
+DIVYANSH KHARE when did I say that Indians lyk justin!! and By the way your opinion is not required nor desired!! so please .
+KingMoses5380 Is there any problem ?! if south Asian people likes justin bieber?
ahahaha..when i was in 8th class we all was teenage girls but in the Science book,dam full structure of human body about sex and pregnant my friends face like kind of laughing!n one girl #sam she took her scraf in her mouth! n other one was laughing n make teacher too laugh!dam i was like Pink!n the period was 4 1hr! dam..! wht was our reaction??
You're english suck's.
@@jonnakhan1641 your* *English *sucks.
Ye Kaun se science ke kitab hy Jo 8th m itna kuch btati hy
There is nothing much detail about anatomy in Matric n FSc
@@biologylecturesbyriffat in Cambridge schools there is...
I also had this in my 7th and 8th class books.........
@@actualmusicfreak yes im in camridge school and my bio book has all that info..
3:50 I laugh so hard
🙂 it's been 7 years
1:00 🤣🤣🤣😂😂haha hahaha I laughed at this scene 🤣 it's funny
Hhhhhhhhhh m getting mad..... her expressions.... kya wo asman se gira h??? Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg zaid k bchy 😂😂😂😂
Isn't obvious that the father has a pillow in his shirt
Want this vids back
Spelling secks..and biscuit dipped in chai! :D
This is 21 century plz mom dad dont talk about sex no need to explain becoz your child already knows it better than u step by step
Oh goodness.... I've been following Zaid for a long time and this is the first
Time, I saw this video.
I cant hold my laughter anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I died on his examples and when he spelled it as "secks". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had it via my bio class in eighth grade
Got recommended today - 19/03/23 Bruhh
anyone in November 2020
This new generation everyone knows about it.. even here in Arab country .. i remember when i was on the 3rd class we already tackled about human body and organs 😅 awkward ..anyway u made a great video godbless😊
Knowing it in third class does not make it to understand the whole scanario most parent try their best to give right advise on right time nothing is good before time
4:02 i laughed my ass of
😂😂
That was his best video
I'm still here after 6 years
U made my day 😂🤣🤣😂
I liked the reaction of MOM saying Astagfirullah kia keh rye ho😂😂😂
Bhai Zaid put pillow in his shirt in character of dad
Who's watch in 2020😂😂
La hola wala quata 😂😂
why im i watching it rn
Still relevant - brown parents haven’t gotten any better at the sex talk thing
OMG zaid is way different now
nowadays dad: beta aj mein thumhen yeah bataon ga ke tum dunia mein kese ay
son: papa rehene do jhonny bahi ne sab sekha dia he
dad: kon jhonny ?
son: woooooo woooooooooooo mera ek dost he us ke shadi hue hue he us ne sekhaya tha
dad: ok ok
sometimes happens dad after searching jhonny on google
dad:beta!
son: ji papa
dad:jhonny ke sar par ball keyun nahi hein
son: pata nahi 1 mint apko kese....
dad:saleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RIP SON
2000 2020
After 6 yearsssssss uhh
DON'T DO THE SEX!
this man nevr fails to laugh me 😂😂😂😂
The child would have been traumatized after this
👏🏻Brown 👏🏻 Parents 👏🏻don’t 👏🏻have👏🏻sex👏🏻talk👏🏻
The mom has beard😂😂
Justin bieber boyfriend song came and I started singing 😂😂😂😂😂
His dad have a pillow underneath his shirt.
Watch 2:48.
biscuits & chai lol
Zaid has hide the pillow in his suit
3:05 is the start of funny part
That ringtone😂
2:33 zaid Ali messaging his husband
Not husband
His pillow is clearly showing from the shirt.😁😁😆😆😆😆
Mom dad please don't tell me about sex
How old r u
@@mustafa-pv9tl 14
@@daxrfn283 lol I am 12 and my dad explained a bit about it
3:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watch your old videos again, you look so different 😅😅. How about making a video on you and Yumnah reacting to your old videos.