I Made the ICKIEST Dating Profile and Got __ Matches

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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @lancelotandmerlin
    @lancelotandmerlin 9 місяців тому +2259

    your profile wasn’t really icky bc it was pretty satirical like i’d think you’re just a funny guy

  • @artia4094
    @artia4094 10 місяців тому +1387

    that last photo is diabolical

  • @keira9016
    @keira9016 10 місяців тому +2052

    the fact youre a hingeX subscriber is the biggest ick x

    • @LukeDewar
      @LukeDewar 9 місяців тому +88

      Probably for the video tbh

    • @whatbeginswithj6148
      @whatbeginswithj6148 9 місяців тому +38

      The betterhelp ad was the biggest one

    • @jordanm7815
      @jordanm7815 8 місяців тому +8

      doesnt he need a sub to view likes on any dating app

    • @chrilala1
      @chrilala1 8 місяців тому

      @@jordanm7815 not on hinge

    • @maddihaidari1773
      @maddihaidari1773 6 місяців тому

      @@jordanm7815 yes he does

  • @capybaracake
    @capybaracake 10 місяців тому +1237

    Declining the one person who knew it was a bit is crazy😭😭😭

  • @thomassidesinger8961
    @thomassidesinger8961 9 місяців тому +2779

    Biggest ick in this video was betterhelp sponsorship

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple 9 місяців тому +60

      This should be the top comment lol

    • @paulovitorsouzanunes4854
      @paulovitorsouzanunes4854 9 місяців тому +142

      Yes, fuck that company

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple 9 місяців тому

      @@paulovitorsouzanunes4854 I joke that they’re called better help because you could get better help literally anywhere else

    • @jonasdj2950
      @jonasdj2950 9 місяців тому +5

      Ikr lol

    • @Sarchein
      @Sarchein 9 місяців тому

      @@paulovitorsouzanunes4854wait what happened? why do people not like it

  • @fernpetal9009
    @fernpetal9009 10 місяців тому +577

    you don't get it girls would unironically love this hinge profile because you genuinely have good humor and btw the turtle neck looks good on you. i prefer matching this type of profile than a serious/ pretty profile.

  • @ArminHaba
    @ArminHaba 9 місяців тому +219

    the "running for the train" clip is definitely the one that gets me the most. just think of the effort one has to do just to get a video clip like that.

  • @bilalkhares9337
    @bilalkhares9337 10 місяців тому +866

    33 matches in a weak is amazing for a guy

    • @ej_fft2836
      @ej_fft2836 9 місяців тому +145

      WEAK 😫😭😂

    • @willstokes7266
      @willstokes7266 9 місяців тому +62

      Right? I don't even get half that in likes in a week across 5 apps

    • @sollybradley6481
      @sollybradley6481 9 місяців тому +46

      I’ve had one like in the last month on hinge and got blocked after 2 messages after I complimented her 😞

    • @zwinnamalpka
      @zwinnamalpka 9 місяців тому

      Nah

    • @HibeeMcbee
      @HibeeMcbee 9 місяців тому +4

      Weak 😂😂😂

  • @theretep
    @theretep 10 місяців тому +257

    The penthouse picture is crazy

  • @Bl20001
    @Bl20001 10 місяців тому +201

    walking on tip toes? cheers i have cerebral palsy

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 9 місяців тому +10

      legit my immediate thought was sorry for being flatfooted lmfao

  • @JBW27
    @JBW27 10 місяців тому +1066

    If it makes you feel better, despite actively trying to be icky, I've still seen much worse on Hinge, Bumble, Happn, and Tinder. I actually think your "icky" profile was quite humourous 😅

    • @niekvanwensen
      @niekvanwensen 9 місяців тому +26

      You almost can’t act icky, you have to be the ick in order to seem icky🤣 it’s only reserved for a select few people

    • @brent4674
      @brent4674 9 місяців тому +1

      you are on all of those?? ever try talking to people in real life?

    • @JBW27
      @JBW27 9 місяців тому +1

      @@brent4674 I have accounts on all, but I don't actively use all 4. Easier said than done when you live somewhere rural.

    • @theshadowking3198
      @theshadowking3198 9 місяців тому

      Yikes like yours I pray your pfp is not what you look like

    • @JBW27
      @JBW27 9 місяців тому +1

      @@theshadowking3198 what's wrong with my pfp? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤔

  • @millymistakes
    @millymistakes 10 місяців тому +538

    the fact that this profile would work on me says so much

    • @oscar12ty
      @oscar12ty 9 місяців тому +6

      Same

    • @ifelloff7164
      @ifelloff7164 9 місяців тому +6

      WHY

    • @Faunarr
      @Faunarr 9 місяців тому

      @@ifelloff7164 because its funny and shows that you're fun to be around

    • @thisisforvids
      @thisisforvids 9 місяців тому +3

      @@oscar12ty 100% and he's not even my type lookwise.

    • @fr9261
      @fr9261 9 місяців тому

      @@ifelloff7164his humour is funny af

  • @Zgangup
    @Zgangup 10 місяців тому +162

    Him singing at like 2:06 was unironically angelic

    • @leavesofmint
      @leavesofmint 9 місяців тому +8

      well he is a musician with tons of great songs on spotify after all :)

  • @red.editsthings
    @red.editsthings 10 місяців тому +330

    everyone wake up, and get on youtube ! arthur posted !!

  • @arnya9880
    @arnya9880 9 місяців тому +24

    This shows that women like men who are decent-good looking, have a good sense of humour, are confident and don't take themselves too seriously which has been my experience with what I like to see on dating apps.

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 10 місяців тому +174

    Should get stephen to make u one 😂 laughing already after the first 30 seconds

  • @lucyeleanot
    @lucyeleanot 10 місяців тому +121

    10 years? How, mans a literal catch.

    • @colin6673
      @colin6673 5 місяців тому +6

      Welcome to life as a man

  • @Morpan233
    @Morpan233 8 місяців тому +4

    Genuinely the best video I've seen in months. Laughing throughout the entire thing. Great job

  • @elisazouza
    @elisazouza 10 місяців тому +171

    If I’m being truly honest if I saw you on hinge with that profile I would’ve sent you a like because of you being funny

    • @jonasdj2950
      @jonasdj2950 9 місяців тому +2

      So you are saying I should drop my normal profile where I'm serious, lol

    • @CoolSkeleton95_real_no_joke
      @CoolSkeleton95_real_no_joke 9 місяців тому

      ​@@jonasdj2950yes, add some personality

    • @user-of1wz6dc5e
      @user-of1wz6dc5e 9 місяців тому

      @@jonasdj2950you could try it out, might work out

    • @adrianhorczak
      @adrianhorczak 9 місяців тому +5

      Hinge is marketed for people looking for a relationship but I guess lots of people are there to play games

    • @MrGoodeats
      @MrGoodeats 7 місяців тому

      ​@@adrianhorczakit's a dating app. Girls use it to boost self esteem and boys use it bc they think they'll get dates 😂

  • @rafaplays7418
    @rafaplays7418 9 місяців тому +7

    Really fun to watch people that dont care to much about looking perfect on the internet :)
    One little suggestuon, maybe put the best answers/matches in the end do people watch until the end

  • @XxOffTonexX
    @XxOffTonexX 7 місяців тому +4

    This was so much better than the million tinder optimize videos. This profile is refreshing, fun, high quality photos. It's honestly the best advice for someone who isn't 6ft + handsome and jacked. girls will like and interact with it knowing that the conversation will be fun and you've already set yourself up as funny and interesting. Honestly, a massive success!

  • @duhbluh
    @duhbluh 10 місяців тому +53

    "the moaning woods" has ruined my entire day

  • @ninjagolightningg
    @ninjagolightningg 10 місяців тому +54

    ngl you look like an alien in that last turtleneck picture

  • @nelsondernaam1776
    @nelsondernaam1776 9 місяців тому +24

    This profile is OP it shows how funny you are. Btw sick video overall insta subbed

  • @PuzzlePlaygroundShortVideos
    @PuzzlePlaygroundShortVideos 9 місяців тому +16

    Nah! Your profile is really attractive because they're gonna find you hillarious🤣🤣

  • @JMS2023-mp8kj
    @JMS2023-mp8kj 10 місяців тому +37

    You know you have an alcohol problem when you recognise the exact pub they're in at the start (The Stag) based on a 10 second clip...

    • @xar5059
      @xar5059 9 місяців тому

      LMFAO

  • @captaincrazylife6650
    @captaincrazylife6650 10 місяців тому +42

    Makes people actually date for the personality 🤣

  • @sophiemichelle4964
    @sophiemichelle4964 10 місяців тому +64

    4:19 you’ve definitely practiced that accent too many times 😭

  • @rivka8576
    @rivka8576 9 місяців тому +3

    I'd have thought it was hilarious... until the centaur pic! That one was just straight up off-putting😂 Also as someone with scouser relatives, the fake accent would've had me rolling 😂

  • @kenzworldwide
    @kenzworldwide 10 місяців тому +131

    ngl the tracksuit photo wasn’t that bad

    • @arthurhill69
      @arthurhill69  10 місяців тому +34

      Worked a charm

    • @Doodlesspooky
      @Doodlesspooky 10 місяців тому +20

      And that’s probably why you get with awful men😮

    • @PuReMannY1
      @PuReMannY1 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Doodlesspooky😭😭😭 so evil

  • @eleanord829
    @eleanord829 10 місяців тому +47

    “how do i talk to girls?” so true

  • @mortishall1440
    @mortishall1440 9 місяців тому +6

    That last picture was hilarious 😂

  • @eivom1
    @eivom1 10 місяців тому +28

    Your profile worked because it was pretty funny

    • @h-zw3rl
      @h-zw3rl 5 місяців тому

      Wtf why did u use THAT as your profile pic?😂😨

  • @JabbottClips
    @JabbottClips 10 місяців тому +12

    4:20 🤣🤣 that Scouse accent is class you should do a Scouse character it would be hilarious

  • @mdhazeldine
    @mdhazeldine 13 днів тому

    This video was way more instructive about female nature than i expected it to be. I guess women really do love humour. The craziest thing is after the bit where you sung Never Walk Alone I got served an Adobe ad, and the voiceover had a scouse accent! 😂

  • @jonalexcoaching
    @jonalexcoaching 18 днів тому +1

    And we learned that you dont ask a fish how it wants to be caught

  • @Jasmineh09
    @Jasmineh09 10 місяців тому +20

    Not the women actually dodging you😂

  • @BernaHoo
    @BernaHoo 10 місяців тому +6

    I've been waiting since Sammy T @ the apollo in November for Don't Look at Me Like That!!!! Iced coffee is such a jam in the morning when I'm opening at work tho (coffee shop) 😂

  • @chrislayne9440
    @chrislayne9440 10 місяців тому +10

    One of the prompts should have bee:
    Has anyone seen the key to my 2012 1.0 Diesel Renault Scenic? I can’t seem to find it. Oh yes I drive the Grandtour and it’s beige; My favourite colour.

  • @demid6454
    @demid6454 9 місяців тому +3

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while what a genius

  • @elisazouza
    @elisazouza 10 місяців тому +16

    Tbh you looked pretty good as a road man

  • @pixel_jpeg8443
    @pixel_jpeg8443 9 місяців тому +8

    the running for the train video was so good, the look of disappointment you gave was honestly oscar worthy lmao

  • @sixtytwo.
    @sixtytwo. 9 місяців тому +3

    Promoting BetterHelp is ickier than wearing ankle socks

  • @johannabonana5306
    @johannabonana5306 9 місяців тому +2

    I love the authenticity of this video

  • @0t.r.a0
    @0t.r.a0 10 місяців тому +8

    Downloaded Hinge a couple of days ago and now Arthur uploaded this XD

  • @Bronjamin
    @Bronjamin 10 місяців тому +4

    Nahh, how did you pull them outfits of and still look GREAT?

  • @jessw02
    @jessw02 10 місяців тому +46

    I'm so confused as to if that cursed pic is edited or was that your natural stance?😭

    • @elham2393
      @elham2393 9 місяців тому +6

      its the way he stood and the camera angle 😭

  • @meghanuh
    @meghanuh 9 місяців тому +3

    the last women in the interview section were so real

  • @johannabonana5306
    @johannabonana5306 9 місяців тому +5

    The profile is hilarious. I'm sure you've give a ton of women a good laugh.

  • @tommysowen
    @tommysowen 10 місяців тому +3

    People told me tinder is the new betterhelp

  • @anushkaverma2203
    @anushkaverma2203 9 місяців тому +6

    I mean you just come off as funny ngl 😭 cause it's pretty obvious it's satire

  • @LorettaBangBang
    @LorettaBangBang 9 місяців тому +2

    It's a profile with character. Ladies love those

  • @mathisverloove7737
    @mathisverloove7737 9 місяців тому +1

    That last picture is golden

  • @Saraserket
    @Saraserket 9 місяців тому +4

    these girls obviously werent emo cause skinny jeans are NOT an ick lmao

  • @sofiaaaxo
    @sofiaaaxo 10 місяців тому +7

    You should wear the tracksuit in your next music video

  • @johncoster99
    @johncoster99 9 місяців тому +3

    Earned a sub this was hilarious 🤣

  • @deadlynightjade
    @deadlynightjade 10 місяців тому +6

    Arthur this is so funny omg

  • @Chris-zx1ez
    @Chris-zx1ez 4 дні тому

    That fucking "vulnerable side" photo has me fucking screaming 😂😂

  • @mfn1311
    @mfn1311 8 місяців тому +1

    the only 'ick' I have is people who use that word unironically.

  • @understandabIe
    @understandabIe 3 місяці тому +1

    you actually look pretty good in that turtleneck

  • @Leon-cp5fl
    @Leon-cp5fl 10 місяців тому +4

    The shameless Music Plugs throughout ahaha see you in Manchester Arthur 👍🏻💀

  • @James-yp6lu
    @James-yp6lu 7 місяців тому +1

    I went onto this video thinking no work was needed

  • @route.de.zach.
    @route.de.zach. 9 місяців тому +5

    I was dyin' laughing while you were making the profile and I knew it would work too

  • @Iz-qc3rv
    @Iz-qc3rv 10 місяців тому +5

    10:50 'the moaning woods?' 😭😭

  • @jessieem1
    @jessieem1 10 місяців тому +3

    arthur looks like a turtleneck kinda guy

  • @marie-lou7
    @marie-lou7 9 місяців тому +6

    the fact that the picture of you with your thumbs up is actually fire is crazy

  • @gracielovesseungmin
    @gracielovesseungmin 10 місяців тому +7

    I MISSED U ARTHUR

  • @C_harlie_J
    @C_harlie_J 9 місяців тому +2

    my vulnerable side🤣🤣🤣

  • @rebeccamapowell
    @rebeccamapowell Місяць тому

    Those shoes with the trackies was an ick 😂

  • @JoeNotExotic003
    @JoeNotExotic003 9 місяців тому

    4:07 worst outfits you’ve ever seen in you’re life, we’re about to see crocs make an appearance…

  • @jackparry5852
    @jackparry5852 10 місяців тому +1

    His head looks massive in the last picture because of the angle

  • @justacommenter
    @justacommenter 9 місяців тому

    I'm gonna keep running for the bus, walking on tip-toes, jumping up and down, bathing and sleeping without wearing socks like a weirdo. And I don't have it but, the Liverpool accent is nice

  • @xMilford
    @xMilford 10 місяців тому +9

    I’m going to try do a profile similar see if I can get as many matches without the following!

  • @tatiana4067
    @tatiana4067 10 місяців тому +5

    tracksuit ate

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus 8 днів тому

    The thing is the biggest ick is simply being overweight. No one will admit that, but it truly is the best way to guarantee you get no matches.
    I lost a bunch of weight and went from getting no matches over 3 months to getting 2-3 matches a week. And I’m still noticeably fat, but far less extreme.
    I imagine with a good enough body, you could probably do just about anything and get lots of matches.

  • @manlikejcjc9364
    @manlikejcjc9364 10 місяців тому +2

    1:03
    CLOSE YOUR EYES IT'S ARTHUR TV 😂😭🤣

  • @anderszimmerman2428
    @anderszimmerman2428 6 місяців тому

    That profile is actually hilarious 😂

  • @WakeupwithYacob
    @WakeupwithYacob 9 місяців тому

    7:33 I’m crying laughing at this point

  • @realihminen3684
    @realihminen3684 9 місяців тому +2

    you look like my math teacher in the last pic😭

  • @lexypowell3838
    @lexypowell3838 10 місяців тому +1

    When I was on hinge I found any voice prompts icky

  • @jhall900
    @jhall900 7 місяців тому +1

    Hot hot hot accent doesn’t put off an American girl 😂

  • @Woanderer
    @Woanderer 9 місяців тому

    TWO ARTHUR IN ONE VIDEO AM I TRIPPIN

  • @noirxl2532
    @noirxl2532 6 місяців тому

    "although musician is kinda icky" real bro real

  • @Josh.Green.Official
    @Josh.Green.Official 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro accidentally made the funniest Profile

  • @wlldly8109
    @wlldly8109 4 місяці тому +2

    33 in a week is insane
    Either that or im horribly clapped

    • @carlashep29xo
      @carlashep29xo 21 день тому

      No it’s literally because he already has a following and he’s a known UK content creator 🤣

  • @Youaretheactionsofgod
    @Youaretheactionsofgod 7 днів тому

    Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. I've only had one match and my profile said long walks on the beach and she was in a wheelchair.

  • @mikethaison432
    @mikethaison432 9 місяців тому

    You better not catch me on cycle with that last picture 😈

  • @Samanthaa96
    @Samanthaa96 10 місяців тому +5

    Love this 😂😂😂😂

  • @eversinceren
    @eversinceren 9 місяців тому +1

    seemed to me like a lot of the matches were bots can’t lie

  • @maxk3737
    @maxk3737 10 місяців тому +1

    This profile is made for Stephen Tries to take over your DMs

  • @geoboi31
    @geoboi31 10 місяців тому +4

    arthur i’ll date you if you ever get desperate

  • @uzidiagonal
    @uzidiagonal 9 місяців тому

    the tracksuit pic is actually good

  • @sunflowermyeyes9758
    @sunflowermyeyes9758 9 місяців тому +1

    This 7:27 all would work on me I’m happy to report 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 9 місяців тому

    That was a trip I can see my office from your penthouse suite and no it’s not even the big one

  • @david_wassilowsky
    @david_wassilowsky 9 місяців тому +1

    bro is a menace

  • @jeylx
    @jeylx 6 місяців тому

    i would match just because it looks like it's done on purpose to be funny 😭

  • @Void-Realm
    @Void-Realm 9 місяців тому +5

    I didn't realise how out of fashion/disliked skinny jeans are now 😬. Is it out of fashion for women too....?

    • @maahmatchelle
      @maahmatchelle 9 місяців тому +1

      Many women don't like wearing them but I don't think they see a problem in other women wearing them

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 6 місяців тому

      I'd argue skinny jeans on women have entered a neutral zone, they're neither in or out. Baggier jeans are in, coloured jeans are out, but skinny jeans just are. They are definitely out of style for men, though.

  • @deepfriedheart9180
    @deepfriedheart9180 10 місяців тому +10

    The craziest part is he got my dream date in the end!!! 😍

  • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
    @miniaturelabyrinth7765 9 місяців тому +4

    I think its just the fact that your old profile was basic and boring. The new one is goofy as shit and interesting. Catches your eye.

  • @donnythedealer9761
    @donnythedealer9761 8 днів тому

    FYI ankle socks are your typical trainer sock length. The low socks are not called ankle socks.