Calls the short circuit sci-fi unironically when talking about a game that has teleporters, mediguns, rocket launchers that can fit 4 rockets in the tube and fire them individually, cloaking watch and disguise kit, energy drinks that makes you invulnerable, the cow mangler, the bison, the gunslinger, the jetpack, and a whole bunch of other similar things in it.
in the terms specified by a man using a mixture of red and blue that has also somehow obtained the trait of being averse to working as an alias on a worldwide information network "I have obtained a smoothbore weapon that fires shells which can be loaded with various projectiles" and "I have become the defensive entrenchment network"
as a hardcore pyro main, i like the flare gun more. the prediction aspect of it makes it feel wayyyy more powerful and way better ig. plus people call you a hacker
Lol yeah but its funny when i accidentally miss kicking the gnome (pc) like a football and fall on my ass taking 1d4 falling dmg Not funny when i miss all the shots that shouldve hit
I always used "bad weapons" like the backscatter, the cleaver, the classic etc. Just to try them out. I heard the panic attack was meh so I went to try it out. I was surprised by how decent it actually was and given that i liked it's design I went ahead to get a strange variant. I use it on my pyro all the time
I've found the panic attack is rather good for a gunslinger engie with a more supportive play style (concentrating on teles, dispensers and covering flanks more than making people dead) as more often than not, you use your primary in an emergency where the faster switch could save your life. On top of that, supportive engie fights often last shorter than regular battle engie encounters where an ordinary shotty would probably be better. Though, the shotgun will always be my go to. It fits my play style of "make enemy die" more than keeping a nest up. (also i'm loving the new videos)
The panic attack paired with the degreaser is a powerful one-two punch. And the panic attack's high rate of fire and increased spread makes it a perfect weapon for engineer spychecking.
@@athan13590 yes I agree this is horse shit all I’m was saying was that because they said in a developer commentary that they intended for the flames to be “visually noisy” that they may refuse to change it which is somehow more bull shit NOT to change than the pea shooter class in the pvz shooter games
@GLITCH 1. Ammo isn't a concern for anyone who can secure kills. 2. It's SUPPOSED TO BE LOUD, the point is to confused and overload ambush victims, if they're in range for you to be flaming, they know you're there. 3. Look. Before. You. Shoot. 4. You don't need to see that much, it's not hard to aim fire. 5. Sound design isn't a half hearted gimmick, it's entirely intentional balance. No fire = sneaky, fire = loud. I canno believe I have to explain this.
@GLITCH Long asf but I'll tackly the interesting bit: why wouldn't pyro work as an ambusher or flanker? Equip the backburner and backscratcher and you'll have a pretty good time terrorizing unprepared enemies.
I seen this type of blinding fire only once outside tf2. In a small Chinese game, flamethrowers deal small damage (28 points every second, base hp is 200, while the shotgun can one hit kill), but they slow down both the attacker and the victim and you cant see anything, especialy the attacker.
Damn, fucking collectors pan, nice job to whoever owns that (correction, it isnt, 14:37 just goes by so fast, my brain saw the wrangler and thought the red was for the pan, its a strange pan)
The production quality of all the stingers and transitions in Dane's videos are phenomenal. I love all the parts where he was talking about the panic attack's stats and had a 3d view of it. Or where he looked at its update timeline and there was the orthographic view. Once again Dane, you've smashed it. (a bit late but this is sick)
10:13 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve died to a random soldeir or scout from acrossed the map after I just got out of a fight like they shouldn’t even be shooting me but that 7 damage they did with a shotgun 5 miles away by accident is enough to kill me.
Video title: panic attack Also Dane: have you ever heard the tragedy of short circuit the nerfed? It's not a story the devs would tell you...It’s an engie legend. Short Circuit was a weapon of the Engie, so powerful and so strong it could use the Metal to influence the Projectiles to create life… It had such a knowledge of the metal that it could even keep the buildings it cared about from dying. The dark side of the Metal is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing his metal, which eventually, of course, it did. It taught the devs everything it knew, then its devs killed it in its sleep. Ironic. It could save buildings from death, but not itself." - Uncle Dane the Engie Main
"Reliable consistency trumps slighly more damage every time" A philosophy the competitive pokemon scene has stuck by for decades. Thunderbolt is generally a better choice than Thunder, just because of 100% accuracy.
@@Shoxic666 My character: Fully maxed out strength and perception Grenade: 99% of landing on the enemy *Throws it* *Somehow accidentally dropped it on my feet, killing him and injuring others near him.* Yes, Consistency is a myth.
Have you ever had a dream that you um you had you would you can you do you want you can do so you do you can you want it so much that you can do anything?
@@willieearles3151 not sure why Im saying this, but this is literary the first relpy ive ever seen in my experience of youtube that was posted less then a week ago
I get panic attacks alot and i’m not even past junior secondary. Okay I don’t get them as much anymore but that’s the point I DON’T GET THEM AS MUCH ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ
I just realized the brilliance of 12:05. It starts playing the BOTW Hinox theme because the Heavy in the following scenes is supposed to resemble a Hinox (also shown when it plays the BOTW death theme after Dane dies to him). It’s so subtle yet so brilliant
I was literally just talking with someone about how your panic attack video is outdated and a new one should come out literally yesterday, guys I have a DIRECT TELEPATHIC LINK TO UNCLE DANE
since the panic attack is a secondary, the engineer can just use a few phds or two to put it in his second slot and duel wield a panic attack and rescue ranger
i was looking to see if someone else commented on this!! more people need to use the ror/ror2 soundtrack in videos, i never realized until now that it works crazy well in this context
I LOVED the old Panic Attack's loony style. Fleeing while low on health, ducking around a corner, and _evaporating_ a pursuer with a charged spray of shells was so damn fun! Regardless of how actually effective it was, it stood out! I enjoy the new one too... but now it's just another shotgun with slightly different stats. A shame.
But still good and the weapon isn't dead cause it still efficient. Unless the sandman which was killed in the jungle inferno update and now that weapon sucks, now that's a real shame
It was funny in concept, but looking back, the forced mechanic of shoving ammo into a gun frantically felt.. Wrong, for a shotgun. Just didn’t feel right to me.
Seeing that the new panic attack has a wider, fixed spread, it should be renamed to: The security blanket, seeing that you can take comfort in its reliability and consistancy.
Dane, you ignoring the biggest issue: It has a huge-ass drum up front, yet it holds the _same amount of shells._ Edit: I get the feeling most of you have no idea how shotgun rounds work...
@@landoplayz9774 That's 'cuz it's made of aluminum. Same reason it's able to build faster and swing faster, but it just don't have the mass to do heavy damage on hit.
This design worked with the old stats, I always imagined the user forgetting to load itand the moment they pull It out and having a "panic attack" trying to fire it at a threat.
One of my favorite loadouts for hightower is the rocket jumper, market gardner or escape plan, and then the panic attack. Jumping in on people and firing the panic attack is so fun.
I've been playing so much Risk of Rain 2 that hearing the soundtrack in this video made me think I was going insane, time to go get my bungus, I mean dispenser
@@humanbeing3359 if yo have a pyro that can aim fleres, has some aim with the detonator or uses pyros most braindead weapon in the secondary slot, it quickly can change to the neon melter on 2fort If you are on casual you idiot
Ror2 music, I see you're a man of culture as well. Also, great video. I've been using panic attack for the last 2-3 months instead of shotgun on pyro and soldier (I dont really play that much engie, and when I do, its always Widowmaker) and I agree with almost everything in the video, its a really good and balanced sidegrade to default shotgun, rewarding more risky plays with more damage, ...but I don't think its a better shotgun in casual, its a great sidegrade, but just cause in a clusterf*** that is casual 12v12, you cant always go CQC (look at all those chokepoints) so the default does more dmg (even if you account in how random spread can screw you over) at mid range. P.S. I hope short circuit payload huggers wont be more common now, I hate this strat.
Funny thing is, the Engineer in RoR 2 is 50% Demoman, since he has a grenade launcher and sticky traps. A character called the Captain behaves more like TF2’s engineer since he carries a shotgun and can call down dispensers.
@@anonylemon9823 Yeah, I know. I have an excessive amount of hours in that game. Engineer Risk of Rain 2 is still best at locking down a specific area, especially with the default loadout.
With the exception of Lemmino, they upload every 4 months but when they do, well the comment section is full of people saying this should be a Netflix thing
Bro when you spent a third of the video talking about the short circuit you actually made me forget i was watching a panic attack video and when you abruptly switched to talking about it i was very confused
"Have you ever been wrong?" "Have you ever gone on a massive tangent?" "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" "Ya like jazz?" Maybe it was a bad thing, then. It´s not like the Pyro would fire to a Sniper just to deny his view or something
Well it was a terrible design philosophy. I play pyro. The two changes I hated from the Jungle Inferno update were the changes to airblast, and the flame particles being so opaque. Thing is, I got used to the new airblast, but to this day I still have my issues with the flame particles. It's like flash banging yourself along with the enemy. Especially in tight corridors and halls, everything just becomes hard to see. At least the enemy has the chance to run away if they see a giant ball of fire going towards them, I can only pray someone is near by in those situations. Not to mention, airblasting becomes difficult to time when using it in conjunction with the primary fire. And if your enemy is smart enough, they can fire projectiles in your blindspot, giving you a lower chance to reflect. It's nothing more than an inconveniences most of the time, but it's still annoying, and unnecessary.
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran No, you can taste your stigma about other people. You can´t "feel" an emotion just by reading, normally when a text makes you feel something it´s because you, the reader, are wanting to feel that way. That being said, fuck you.
I love revisiting Danes video after i become a better player, now i really understand that you really often arent ready for battle, and switch speed is insanelly cool!
Its been 5 years since the last time I played TF2 and got back into it a month ago. I still remember the Panic Attack having an auto-fire and how fun TF2 is.
I was sitting for a solid 3 minutes thinking where I heard the horns from 12:08, then it hit me. Much like a Hinox does in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Great video btw, Uncle Dane!
As a scout main, if i can survive the next fight with the amount of health i have (AKA im not 1 shot from most weapons) I'll let everyone else get the health pack. Scout isnt as important as, say, a medic or heavy in a fight so I'll let people get their health topped off before me.
Uncle Dane, from the UA-cam channel, Uncle Dane. I happen to be struggling with playing the engineering character class, from Valve’s 2007 online multiplayer shooter, Team Fortress 2. Would you be so kind as to assist me with video tutorials on how to better utilize the engineering character class?
I love the editing on this! Digging the new "drawn" aesthetic, as well as the simple, very cell-shaded parts when discussing stats. Thank you for this amazing video Dane!
I said this for a while and didn't notice there was this video that: The panic attack currently isn't bad, it's just not as unique as it used to be. It's just our "BACK IN MY DAY" sorta deal.
At first I thought the short circuit bit was a joke, but then it didn’t stop and I was like did he really just make a short circuit video and disguise it as a panic attack video? But I guess he just really wanted to make that joke. And you know what? It made it actually funny
I thought the Short Circuit tangent was just gonna be a joke...
And then he kept going.
Calls the short circuit sci-fi unironically when talking about a game that has teleporters, mediguns, rocket launchers that can fit 4 rockets in the tube and fire them individually, cloaking watch and disguise kit, energy drinks that makes you invulnerable, the cow mangler, the bison, the gunslinger, the jetpack, and a whole bunch of other similar things in it.
He wants to summon an update
bro same
So it’s a Long Circuit tangent
i mean how can you complain, 2 reviews in one, he's only one person himself.
In the words of a certain purple man:
"I HAVE A SHOTGUN"
"I AM THE DEFENSE"
I watched that video a couple of days ago, lazy purple?
patrlim nah its the man behind the slaughter
William afton defended his child corpses
in the terms specified by a man using a mixture of red and blue that has also somehow obtained the trait of being averse to working as an alias on a worldwide information network "I have obtained a smoothbore weapon that fires shells which can be loaded with various projectiles" and "I have become the defensive entrenchment network"
Lazy what kind defense is this!
I AM THE DEFENSE!
God old Lazy purple.
"That's 20 percent less bullet per bullet. Cave Johnson, we're done here"
-Cave Johnson, never
Mr burglar
_Potato glados_
@@demoman4335 _potatos_
Should've fired the whole bullet!
@@DaDARKPass that way you’d get 65% more bullet per bullet!
This man gets the scouts V/A for all the scout things, This I respect.
HE IS THE MASIA
@@Steelberd messiah
@@kylo_the_dawg Mega man
@@Mr_Movement mentality issues
Mma
uncle dane: panic attack shoots out more bullets than the stock shotgun.
"We fire the whole bullet,which is 65% more bullet per bullet!"
Cave Johnson here
Good enough for science, Not Aperture Science!
Get out of here black Mesa!
@@prussia5556 POV: They play TF2 and Portal you are too dumb to see that
I pay the bills here I can talk about the control group all damn day!
The Panic Attack is definitely the perfect weapon for pyro. Close range, high damage, fast swap speed. It's almost puff n' sting in a way.
Pyro too easy, pyro should be locked after you have 100 hours in the game
If also used with the degreaser pyro is basically dual wielding.
@@cndvdxyhjblbilg I think this is bait
as a hardcore pyro main, i like the flare gun more. the prediction aspect of it makes it feel wayyyy more powerful and way better ig. plus people call you a hacker
@@cndvdxyhjblbilg troll
it took half the video for you to even bring up the gun, this is why I watch Uncle Dane
You have been grazed by god, our all-heavenly uncle
@@iron1975 lmao someone needs attention
Well the short circuit is important to talk about too you know
@@swiftie762 you're trying to be ironic about something he meant literally, not figuratively. Thats one of the stupidest things I've ever seen
@@iron1975 No one cares stop trying
"You're largely leaving your shot damage to a dice roll"
D&D players : First time ?
True
Lol yeah but its funny when i accidentally miss kicking the gnome (pc) like a football and fall on my ass taking 1d4 falling dmg
Not funny when i miss all the shots that shouldve hit
pokemon players: first time?
@Clu Rosencrans Hell yeah it is !
@@gr1m720 play a war cleric for the plus 15 to hit
This video exists because of uncle accidentally buying a strange professional kill streak panic attack
wait seriously?
@@redactedscripts7411 wouldnt doubt it
Dane: “I’m making a video about the panic attack”
Also Dane: “Y’all hear of the short circuit?”
bruh
lol
@@CookinWithLeland Neat
It was literally half of the video
ThatGuyFromCanada the Canadian is a spy!
13:37 shoutout to big Joey for dying to Uncle Dane so he can get this clip.
Haha yes
h u m o n g o u s j o h n
G A R G A N T U A N J O H N A T H A N
@@volkanik3070 smöl boi
nice timestamp
"The panic Attack Is Good, Actually"
Almost half of the video: "The Short Circuit is a little op"
dont wanna be the npcwho says this but, 292 likes n no replies???
@@WarLightning042
What are you doing here in 2024?
@@Sambone09 idk either lol. got bacj to tf2 since i heard bots were gone.
@@WarLightning042😢
Dane: "Shotguns are pretty powerful man"
Lazy: "I HAVE! A SHOTGUN!"
A Gun is a Gun
@@LocalRedMist also a good quote tbh
And if that don't work
Use more gun
@Connor Reese LAZY WHAT KINDA DEFENSE IS THIS
I AM the defense
"Sound editing and mixing by SoundSmith". He outdid himself yet again.
where does it say this!
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 In the description
@@Monkey_XDD I already checked just couldnt be bothered to scroll down and delete, do you want me to or nah? But thanks anyway!
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Nah it’s good my dude lol
When I noticed the risk of rain 2 music I was like "YOOOO"
I always used "bad weapons" like the backscatter, the cleaver, the classic etc. Just to try them out.
I heard the panic attack was meh so I went to try it out. I was surprised by how decent it actually was and given that i liked it's design I went ahead to get a strange variant. I use it on my pyro all the time
Who thinks the cleaver is bad? It's the meta in HL
The cleaver removes the consistent winger/pistol damage.
Cleaver paired with the Wrap Assassin stacks bleed, you know.
Cleaver is banned in sixes because it leaves medics at half hp for free
the classic looks fun but that's coming from an e-litre main kek
6:58
Ah yes, Risk of Rain 2 ost. I respect that.
I was wondering if someone noticed that
I love that game, it's perfection
we stan
Goated music choice.
Me: Oh cool the panic attack I like this weap-
Dane: short circuit
Uncle Dane: *Makes this video*
The price of Strange Panic attacks: *launches into space*
YEAH AT ONE POINT THEY WERE AT A KEY LIKE WTF
I get the panic attack the same day that he upload this video. Coincidence?
I bought two strange festive panic attacks w days before this video
@@reallylamekid8120 Stonks
UNCLE DANE IS ARTIFICIALLY INFLATING THE PRICE OF PANIC ATTACKS FOR HIS OWN FINANCIAL GAIN
I've found the panic attack is rather good for a gunslinger engie with a more supportive play style (concentrating on teles, dispensers and covering flanks more than making people dead) as more often than not, you use your primary in an emergency where the faster switch could save your life. On top of that, supportive engie fights often last shorter than regular battle engie encounters where an ordinary shotty would probably be better.
Though, the shotgun will always be my go to. It fits my play style of "make enemy die" more than keeping a nest up.
(also i'm loving the new videos)
Pretty much
nerd
True, gunslinger is weak to diving attacks in most situations, so the panic attack is a decent choice
I totally agree I all ways use it on my battle engie
Too much text
The panic attack paired with the degreaser is a powerful one-two punch. And the panic attack's high rate of fire and increased spread makes it a perfect weapon for engineer spychecking.
In the Words of Lazy Purple It’s like they can be dual wielded
Believe it or not the flames are intended to be “visually noisy” so I don’t think they will change it
@@athan13590 yes I agree this is horse shit all I’m was saying was that because they said in a developer commentary that they intended for the flames to be “visually noisy” that they may refuse to change it which is somehow more bull shit NOT to change than the pea shooter class in the pvz shooter games
@@athan13590 How do you not gain from a burning smokescreen in-front of you while running into gunfire?
@GLITCH 1. Ammo isn't a concern for anyone who can secure kills.
2. It's SUPPOSED TO BE LOUD, the point is to confused and overload ambush victims, if they're in range for you to be flaming, they know you're there.
3. Look. Before. You. Shoot.
4. You don't need to see that much, it's not hard to aim fire.
5. Sound design isn't a half hearted gimmick, it's entirely intentional balance. No fire = sneaky, fire = loud. I canno believe I have to explain this.
@GLITCH Long asf but I'll tackly the interesting bit: why wouldn't pyro work as an ambusher or flanker? Equip the backburner and backscratcher and you'll have a pretty good time terrorizing unprepared enemies.
I seen this type of blinding fire only once outside tf2. In a small Chinese game, flamethrowers deal small damage (28 points every second, base hp is 200, while the shotgun can one hit kill), but they slow down both the attacker and the victim and you cant see anything, especialy the attacker.
14:37 Dane has a Golden Pan named "This isn't mine. You'll see soon."
Edit: And he just made a video about it lol
Damn, fucking collectors pan, nice job to whoever owns that (correction, it isnt, 14:37 just goes by so fast, my brain saw the wrangler and thought the red was for the pan, its a strange pan)
Sells for about 1300 U.S.A dollar’s. Which is alot
"Dispenser Dispenser"
If I had a job i'd fork over 13 hundred for golden pixels and clout
@@watema3381 it's more like $3500
“Shotguns are pretty powerful man”
Scout mains: You don’t say...
i don't play scout much, but every time i do i just... why is this scattergun so powerful?
@@sethleoric2598 even though this scattergun should *scatter*, it looks like it shoots slugs
@@tulenich9948 yeah
First shot: 19 damage/ Second shot: 107 damage
Scout mains still have to deal with the random bullet spread in casual though, feels bad man
The production quality of all the stingers and transitions in Dane's videos are phenomenal. I love all the parts where he was talking about the panic attack's stats and had a 3d view of it. Or where he looked at its update timeline and there was the orthographic view.
Once again Dane, you've smashed it.
(a bit late but this is sick)
Pictured: Uncle Dane ruins payload for 2 weeks by telling his audience that they can exploit「THE ORB」with the metal from the cart
My stando, [ZA ORBU]
It's been 2 weeks. Is it over?
Ive only seen people do it once
More like Uncle dane causes every class that can use it to equip 90% of the time and annoying as hell
Crewmate scout people have been doing for quite awhile; this isn’t new
10:13 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve died to a random soldeir or scout from acrossed the map after I just got out of a fight like they shouldn’t even be shooting me but that 7 damage they did with a shotgun 5 miles away by accident is enough to kill me.
Your autocorrect did some unwanted corrections
@@jamespilgrim3774 usually when people are retreating they're low on health so i always go for the chip damage
James Pilgrim thanks for the heads up
It's always the most upsetting death too
Uncle Dane: *Makes another episode about a remade Panic Attack*
Valve: We need to rework the Panic Attack!
As if they'd actually update the game to do that lol
Lol
The Panic Attack Update
Rebalanced the Panic Attack
+ 200% damage bonus
- No random crits
- Removed the Heavy
- Updated the localization files
Hey, if it gets Valve to pay attention to the game...
Ah, the classic Solider line from Meet the Spy: "We need to rework the Panic Attack!"
I like how he doesn't talk about the panic attack until 6 minutes into the video
"Reliable consistency trumps slightly more damage each time."
Pokemon moves in a nutshell.
The reason why I run Flamethrower over Fire Blast on 90% of my mons.
85% accuracy? More like 15% accuracy.
Sing only having 55% accuracy
smh Fissure only is the only real way to play Pokémon
@@daniellee4003 Fissure is banned in comp
@@KR-wl5yd I don't play Comp
I'm loving the parody of "Everything is a remix" format.
Thank you for making me Google that! Gonna have fun watching those, I think ^^
I ditto Denzulus’s comment! Hahaha!
Fun fact if you read the dictionary ever other book is a remix
"You're leaving your damage up to a dice roll"
Me, a Gambler: Yes
I am a faithful devotee to RNGsus
@Murilo Fajardo Oliveira I mean leaving things to luck and random chance
@Professor Weaboo no cap
Me who only unbox shit
Nah imma stick to stock
If you like to gamble i tell ya im your man
"I might bump it up if i play it more."
I was wrong panic attack is good.
This man is right even when hes wrong wtf.
It’s because he’s willing to admit that he might be wrong in the future also watch uncle Danes rant about stop worshiping youtubers
2:56
Uncle Dane: The short circuit isnt a get-out-of-rocket-jail-free card as some people might think.
ZestyJesus: bait intensifies
Uncle Dane is right
Zesty as an demo and soldier main
Hated on the weapon coz he thinks it is a get out of jail free card
@@someguy1716 yes
@@ivansanchez143 so what weapon is a get out of jail key card
Same for his Opinion on Scorch Shot tbh, its not "Overpowered" its just literally annoying.
@@Sinstarclair yes
Cool thing about the uncletopia servers is that dane actually shows up sometimes
Onkel Dany Sahne pls visit your German servers
@@Thornskade Sahne?
I like the low ping
And they're always full
Me: **has 2 hours to finish overdue school homework**
My Brain: _The Panic Attack Is Good, Actually_
did you finish in time?
Online school?
k12?
Getting back into not only tf2, but engie because of you. But much respect for the risk of rain music. I genuinely didn't notice for far to long
I love the Risk Of Rain 2 soundtrack. That's the background music from 7:05 onwards until 11:30 if you're wondering.
and at the very beginning
Man RoR2 music is good
you know i thought thats what it was (at the beginning, i havent gotten to the end yet)
Skyrim music at 1 Min
I was about to say this
uncle dane: makes panic attack video
tf2: quick quick make a rework
Accurate
It’s actually a trap to trick the devs into rework the Panic attack to be a better engie primary
If only we had an update
13:33
Big Joey: This is what 1000 hours on heavy looks like
Also Joey: Lets his medic die and gets Dane'd
RIP Big Joey.
Who is big Joey?
@@emilytemple6028 The heavy main version of Uncle Dane
RIP
unpopular opinion: Big Joey is only good as heavy when he has a Pocket Medic Girlfriend.
@@watema3381 believe me he's good with or without
The #1 question I ask anyone in an argument 0:45
is that the risk of rain music i hear there? respect
Soundsmith has used ror2 music too
Edit soundsmith did the audio and used to/does play ror(2) odds on getting a ror vid
massive respect.
I only opened the comment section to say the same thony
Video title: panic attack
Also Dane: have you ever heard the tragedy of short circuit the nerfed? It's not a story the devs would tell you...It’s an engie legend. Short Circuit was a weapon of the Engie, so powerful and so strong it could use the Metal to influence the Projectiles to create life… It had such a knowledge of the metal that it could even keep the buildings it cared about from dying. The dark side of the Metal is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing his metal, which eventually, of course, it did. It taught the devs everything it knew, then its devs killed it in its sleep. Ironic. It could save buildings from death, but not itself." - Uncle Dane the Engie Main
is it possible to learn this power?
@@ianc2 Not from a Spy.
dispenser going up ding ding ding ding ding
This upload schedule is good, actually (jokes aside I’m loving all of these videos)
same, it's really nice to have all this engi content after the drought.
6:00 “Any way, have you ever gone on a massive tangent”
Yes, constantly
"Reliable consistency trumps slighly more damage every time"
A philosophy the competitive pokemon scene has stuck by for decades.
Thunderbolt is generally a better choice than Thunder, just because of 100% accuracy.
How to win at Xcom.
Just kidding, consistency is a myth.
@@Shoxic666 99% shots miss 50% of the time.
@@Red-yt2dk True that
@@Shoxic666 My character: Fully maxed out strength and perception
Grenade: 99% of landing on the enemy
*Throws it*
*Somehow accidentally dropped it on my feet, killing him and injuring others near him.*
Yes, Consistency is a myth.
Unless it's a rain team, or it's a galvantula with coundpound eyes, but yeah fair point
"Have you ever been wrong?"
"Have you ever gone on a massive tangent?"
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Ya like jazz?"
Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO?*
Batman reference?
Have you ever had a dream that you um you had you would you can you do you want you can do so you do you can you want it so much that you can do anything?
Have you ever been so mad at someone to the point that you want to kill them but then the cops would be after you?
“the Panic Attack is good, actually”
High schoolers: *confused screaming*
That hits even harder now because of COVID
@@willieearles3151 not sure why Im saying this, but this is literary the first relpy ive ever seen in my experience of youtube that was posted less then a week ago
@@eh2587 huh
I get panic attacks alot and i’m not even past junior secondary.
Okay I don’t get them as much anymore but that’s the point I DON’T GET THEM AS MUCH ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ
Nearly had a panic attack trying to figure out what this had to do with me
I just realized the brilliance of 12:05. It starts playing the BOTW Hinox theme because the Heavy in the following scenes is supposed to resemble a Hinox (also shown when it plays the BOTW death theme after Dane dies to him).
It’s so subtle yet so brilliant
The fucking “9” gets me every time istg
Soundsmith you magnificent bastard
Finally, Risk of Rain 2 music can be used in videos. I'm incredibly happy that this is one of the first videos I saw with it.
Wonder if Dane mains engi in that game too
The game is finally getting recognized by big youtubers. Wonder if they will make lets plays.
Man you beat me to it
I was literally just talking with someone about how your panic attack video is outdated and a new one should come out literally yesterday, guys I have a DIRECT TELEPATHIC LINK TO UNCLE DANE
Whoa-
Dude
tell him to upload more !
that’s actually hilarious tho
Pog
I love the beginning : “Have you ever been wrong?”
no
@@extraaaas me too
lol moment
since the panic attack is a secondary, the engineer can just use a few phds or two to put it in his second slot and duel wield a panic attack and rescue ranger
I hear that Risk of Rain music. Respect; one of my favorite soundtracks in gaming.
I agree but i feel wierd when i hear it
i was looking to see if someone else commented on this!! more people need to use the ror/ror2 soundtrack in videos, i never realized until now that it works crazy well in this context
Impressed easily
Yes
That is a name I haven't heard in years.
I LOVED the old Panic Attack's loony style. Fleeing while low on health, ducking around a corner, and _evaporating_ a pursuer with a charged spray of shells was so damn fun! Regardless of how actually effective it was, it stood out!
I enjoy the new one too... but now it's just another shotgun with slightly different stats. A shame.
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet UA-camr. Thanks for being a fan, dear po
But still good and the weapon isn't dead cause it still efficient. Unless the sandman which was killed in the jungle inferno update and now that weapon sucks, now that's a real shame
It was funny in concept, but looking back, the forced mechanic of shoving ammo into a gun frantically felt.. Wrong, for a shotgun. Just didn’t feel right to me.
Seeing that the new panic attack has a wider, fixed spread, it should be renamed to: The security blanket, seeing that you can take comfort in its reliability and consistancy.
@@GridDweller77 Yeah, and add the old panic attack.
Me: *Misses every single shot at point blank range*
"I have never been so offended, by something i 100% agree with."
Frontier justice when I have crits
@@Proto294 why did you have to call me out like that
@@DM-qj7eh it seems you and I are not so different
Hand stroke moment
Heard the ror2 soundtrack and instantly started paying more attention while repressing the flashbacks to stage 20 in 0.9(artifacts)
fucking yes
I mean, we are talking about a panic attack…
7:22 this editing style reminds me of ahoy
I literally found this comment under one by Adolf Hitler saying the same
pretty sure it was made by shounic
@@bushkazak it was
OH GOSH YES! AHOY!!!!!
i was thinking the exact same thing
Dane, you ignoring the biggest issue:
It has a huge-ass drum up front, yet it holds the _same amount of shells._
Edit:
I get the feeling most of you have no idea how shotgun rounds work...
The jag has a well a jagged spike on the end yet it does less damage than stock
@@landoplayz9774 That's 'cuz it's made of aluminum. Same reason it's able to build faster and swing faster, but it just don't have the mass to do heavy damage on hit.
@@Argonwolfproject science
I would say the reason is because that contains that shell with the bonus 5 bullets for each shot. But that’s just a theory I have
This design worked with the old stats, I always imagined the user forgetting to load itand the moment they pull It out and having a "panic attack" trying to fire it at a threat.
“Wait panic attack is good...” “All ways has been” *fires a perfectly accurate shotgun blast into his back in space*
One of my favorite loadouts for hightower is the rocket jumper, market gardner or escape plan, and then the panic attack. Jumping in on people and firing the panic attack is so fun.
13:34, RIP Joey, the engineer was ready for heavy.
Bro that chord at the beginning got me like " Hey, you're finally awake."
Finally someone who gets it :)
Bethesda game presents
HE'S USING MUSIC FROM RISK OF RAIN
I'm getting back into TF2 now, this man has got me in his clutches.
Gonna try playing TF2 with RoR music now, probably gonna be awesome
uncle dane playing engineer in ROR2 when
the panic attack with the pyro is insane, as u can practiaclly duel wield with the degreaser
I've been playing so much Risk of Rain 2 that hearing the soundtrack in this video made me think I was going insane, time to go get my bungus, I mean dispenser
Bungus
Ah yes, the Fustling Bungus.
Last video on this channel:
Sun on a stick is good, actually.
I use it on scout as a joke.
Ever tried to kill someone with a noodle?
That's the Sun on a Stick
Sun Stick is overpowered idiot
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz when supported by a class that lights someone on fire
@@humanbeing3359 if yo have a pyro that can aim fleres, has some aim with the detonator or uses pyros most braindead weapon in the secondary slot, it quickly can change to the neon melter on 2fort
If you are on casual you idiot
i like it tbh. a good buff would be if either the enemy or the user was on fire it would crit.
Ror2 music, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Also, great video. I've been using panic attack for the last 2-3 months instead of shotgun on pyro and soldier (I dont really play that much engie, and when I do, its always Widowmaker) and I agree with almost everything in the video, its a really good and balanced sidegrade to default shotgun, rewarding more risky plays with more damage,
...but I don't think its a better shotgun in casual, its a great sidegrade, but just cause in a clusterf*** that is casual 12v12, you cant always go CQC (look at all those chokepoints) so the default does more dmg (even if you account in how random spread can screw you over) at mid range.
P.S. I hope short circuit payload huggers wont be more common now, I hate this strat.
I wonder if Uncle Dane plays Engineer in Risk of Rain 2 as well.
Funny thing is, the Engineer in RoR 2 is 50% Demoman, since he has a grenade launcher and sticky traps. A character called the Captain behaves more like TF2’s engineer since he carries a shotgun and can call down dispensers.
@@anonylemon9823 Yeah, I know. I have an excessive amount of hours in that game. Engineer Risk of Rain 2 is still best at locking down a specific area, especially with the default loadout.
WHAT DID NO ONE REALIZE THE BREATH OF THE WILD MUSIC?
@@cursedheavy8860 Everyone knows BotW is good and has good music, but Risk of Rain 2 and it's amazing soundtrack is somewhat less known
It also has a hidden stat of oneshoting weapons experts due to the front magazine.
11:53 I absolutely love that you got Scout's voice actor for this video!
I'm having a panic attack with this new editing
Uncle Dane is like OverSimplified for me: he doesn’t upload often, but when he does, oh boy
Edit: not gonna say: tHAnKs 4 dA LiEKz gUyZ
watched all of his videos in on day OverSimplified is like cocaine man once your in you don't stop until finshed
With the exception of Lemmino, they upload every 4 months but when they do, well the comment section is full of people saying this should be a Netflix thing
same
Literally
how did i get likes in 30 mins
The risk of rain sound track worked nicely, good choice.
im so happy seeing other people recognize this
"anyways have you ever gone on a massive tangent?" *korobushka starts playing*
c y k a b l y a t
Dane: The panic attack is good
Fans: What is he doing?
Me: *He’s starting to believe*
ᴺᴵᴳᴳᴱᴿ
@@iron1975 no sex
@@iron1975 H
Well I never thought that. Because I knew the weapon is pretty good.
Thanks Jonathan, very cool.
2:34 he doesn’t really look super sayan he look like the villain from the incredible’s
If everyone is a hero, then no one will be.
Bro when you spent a third of the video talking about the short circuit you actually made me forget i was watching a panic attack video and when you abruptly switched to talking about it i was very confused
"Eat lead, it's healthy"
-My panic attack
that is such a good name
You deserve an award
@@jesusgotdrip9885 Cheers
"Every time I've made a video about this weapon, Valve changes it. So maybe I'll summon a major update." we can only hope at this point.
LoL
5:55 pyro flames were literally designed to visually difficult to see through
"Have you ever been wrong?"
"Have you ever gone on a massive tangent?"
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Ya like jazz?"
Maybe it was a bad thing, then. It´s not like the Pyro would fire to a Sniper just to deny his view or something
Doesn't mean its good. Also that explanation is a decade old, I think expectations have changed.
Well it was a terrible design philosophy. I play pyro. The two changes I hated from the Jungle Inferno update were the changes to airblast, and the flame particles being so opaque. Thing is, I got used to the new airblast, but to this day I still have my issues with the flame particles. It's like flash banging yourself along with the enemy. Especially in tight corridors and halls, everything just becomes hard to see. At least the enemy has the chance to run away if they see a giant ball of fire going towards them, I can only pray someone is near by in those situations. Not to mention, airblasting becomes difficult to time when using it in conjunction with the primary fire. And if your enemy is smart enough, they can fire projectiles in your blindspot, giving you a lower chance to reflect. It's nothing more than an inconveniences most of the time, but it's still annoying, and unnecessary.
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran No, you can taste your stigma about other people. You can´t "feel" an emotion just by reading, normally when a text makes you feel something it´s because you, the reader, are wanting to feel that way.
That being said, fuck you.
@@Ju379an Reading is hard, boy.
I love revisiting Danes video after i become a better player, now i really understand that you really often arent ready for battle, and switch speed is insanelly cool!
7:00 Hey, that's Risk of Rain 2 music!
jerkyhunter ayyyy!
stupid jellyfish ruins my commando runs stage 1 part 25
Soundsmit: ''i artifacelly incraese brice of shoval''
Unkel Dan: ''Skroow shoval. we incraes brice of panik attack''
I feel like i'm having a stroke reading this.
@@megafooget9475 You are. It's time to wake up and take your meds.
Mega Fooget you died years ago.
69 likes, u arre wulcume
yes ay agri
so you're saying i can be a scout, a mini sentry spammer, energy blast spammer, pootis spencer, and put teles at the same time??
*dies in f2p engi*
If you find enough metal to do that, yeah
Its been 5 years since the last time I played TF2 and got back into it a month ago. I still remember the Panic Attack having an auto-fire and how fun TF2 is.
I was sitting for a solid 3 minutes thinking where I heard the horns from 12:08, then it hit me.
Much like a Hinox does in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
Great video btw, Uncle Dane!
*BiG ReD BOi*
THANK YOU MY MIND WAS SPINNING TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT
I almost had a Panic Attack when you didn’t upload in a month.
I had a heart attack after reading this
1 month? rookie numbers
*genuine panic attack*
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@@nurhid5742 ua-cam.com/video/iYVO5bUFww0/v-deo.html
I never thought I would see the day when the Panic Attack is actually good
but...it's been like this since Blue Moon?
@@TennessineGD It might be a joke
Same
Its been good since jungle inferno but i never saw ppl playing with it
I need the beggars shotgun back
9:51 Fake. That Scout would've immidiately ran out to find the nearest health pack.
oh no i took 9 damage
The nearest *large* health pack, mind you.
@@koriaki9543 and infront of medic on 1 health
As a scout main, if i can survive the next fight with the amount of health i have (AKA im not 1 shot from most weapons)
I'll let everyone else get the health pack. Scout isnt as important as, say, a medic or heavy in a fight so I'll let people get their health topped off before me.
@Tran Huu Minh Tam ur a dummy if ur on 3 heath and leave the medpack for the med
Title; "The panic attack is good, Actually"
The first half of the video; talks about a different weapon entirely.
Uncle Dane, from the UA-cam channel, Uncle Dane. I happen to be struggling with playing the engineering character class, from Valve’s 2007 online multiplayer shooter, Team Fortress 2. Would you be so kind as to assist me with video tutorials on how to better utilize the engineering character class?
I can make you a tacos if you want send me your mail
I’ll give you my ability to breathe
Ill give you some shredded cheese
i’ll give you my miniature bagpipes
Ill give you my potions
I love the editing on this! Digging the new "drawn" aesthetic, as well as the simple, very cell-shaded parts when discussing stats. Thank you for this amazing video Dane!
I said this for a while and didn't notice there was this video that:
The panic attack currently isn't bad, it's just not as unique as it used to be.
It's just our "BACK IN MY DAY" sorta deal.
"I'm sorry I'm not good I apologize for being wrong please forgive me, I'm just an engie main." -Uncle Dane, probably
13:33 how has literally no one else pointed out that he shot down big joey
Edit:thanks for the reminder guys it's not big joey it large Joseph
Rip joe slapnuts
@Yung King Joshua Attackgenitals
Outplayed
That failed sandvich throw tho
Uncle Dane slapped him alright
0:44 Hmm.. since I was born, yes.
I love how the gunslinger is always the engineers hand even when you dont have it out. The details are on point
At first I thought the short circuit bit was a joke, but then it didn’t stop and I was like did he really just make a short circuit video and disguise it as a panic attack video? But I guess he just really wanted to make that joke. And you know what? It made it actually funny
Its still so cool that ChiliOfDestiny will just go "sure, you need a line? I'll give you a line!" Its great that he still interacts with the community
Your editing, cadence, and delivery of jokes continues to get better every upload. Informative, entertaining, and funny.
"Have you ever been wrong?"
*Nope.*