Life is disappointing Woe is what I know Outed by my nose That’s just how it goes For poor Pinocchio Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That’s the story of my life, oh yeah! That’s the story of my life Strife is never ending Banished from the town They dragged me from the pond They broke my magic wand Zey blew our condos down (yes that’s the actual lyric) Life is but a witch hunt Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress They ridiculed my hat Zey said zat vee vere fat They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress Story of my life Booted from the ball The party’s of the hook I flew into a wall That’s the story of my life That’s the story of my life I always dreamed I’d get a happy ending And this right here, not how it goes I always dreamed I’d get an ever after If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows Story of my life Always double-crossed Always in the woods Always getting lost Always on the ropes Always up a creek Always kicked around and treated like a freak That’s the story of my life, yes sir That’s the story of my life, oy vey! That’s the story of my life
Guard] (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) [Guard] (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending. [Guard] (Spoken) Peter Pan! [Peter Pan] Banished from the town [Guard] (Spoken) Ugly Duckling! [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond. [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand. [The Three Little Pigs] They blew our condos down. [Guard] (Spoken) Wicked Witch! [Wicked Witch] Life is but a witch hunt. [Mama Bear] Mama's in the mud, Mama's in distress. [Mad Hatter] They ridiculed my hat. [Three Little Pigs] They said that we were fat. [Big Bad Wolf] They tore my cotton granny dress, And called me a hot and tranny mess. [Guard] (Spoken) Sugar Plum Fairy! [All] Story of my life. Booted from the ball Told to go away [Humpty Dumpty] Tumbled off the wall! [All] But that's the story of my life [Guard] (Spoken) You're late rabbit. [White Rabbit] That's the story of my life. [Guard] (Spoken) Have fun you guys [All] That's the story of my life. [Guard] (Spoken) And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed. [All] I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending. [Wicked Witch] And this right here, Not how it goes. [All] I always dreamed I'd get an ever after. If this is it, It blows (x3) [Pinocchio] (Spoken) This is worse than the time I caught Dutch Elm Disease in Tijuana [All] Story of my life, All the wasted prayers. All the broken dreams. [The Three Bears] All the broken chairs. [All] All the damage done [The Three Bears] All the busted beds. [All] All the shattered falls [The Three Bears] And the porridge on our heads. [All] That's the story of my life, yes sir. That's the story of my life, oy vey. That's the story of my, Life [Pinocchio] (Spoken) cr*p!
LYRICS FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE Captain of the Guards: Pinocchio? Pinocchio: Oh, I’m not a puppet, i’m a real boy. *nose grows* *awkward laugh* Captain of the Guards: That’s your patch of mud down there. Gingerbread Man? I said Gingerbread Man? Anyone seen the Gingerbread Man? Wicked Witch: He’s been missing for days! Captain of the Guards: Oh yes, that’s right. Pinocchio: Dumped on a swamp! Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap! Life is disappointing. Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes… for poor Pinocchio! Story of my life. Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox. Swallowed by a whale. That’s the story of my life, Oh yeah. That’s the story of my life. Captain of the Guards: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. No, that’s too far. Too close. Ahh, just right. Wicked Witch! Wicked Witch: Strife is never ending. Captain of the Guards: Peter Pan! Peter Pan: Banished *sung* from the town! Captain of the Guards: Ugly Duckling! Ugly Duckling: They dragged me from the pond. Wicked Witch: They broke my magic wand. Captain of the Guards: Three Pigs! Three Pigs: Zey blew out condos down! Wicked Witch: Life is but a witch-hunt. Captain of the Guards: Mama Bear! Mama Bear: Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress. Peter Pan: They ridiculed my hat. Three Pigs: Zey said zat vee vere fat. Big Bad Wolf: They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress! Captain of the Guards: Park it there, Wolf! All: Story of my life. Booted from the ball. The party’s off the hook. Peter Pan: I flew into a wall. All: That’s the story of my life. Captain of the Guards: And remember, if we find you mack in the kingdom, you will be executed. All: That’s the story of my life. I always dreamed I’d have a happy ending. Wicked Witch: And this right here? Not how it goes. All: I always dreamed I’d get an ever after. If this is it, it blows. It blows. It blows. Story of my life. Always double crossed. Always in the woods. Always getting lost. Always on the ropes. Always up a creek. Always kicked around and treated like a freak! That’s the story of my life, Yes sir. Thanks the story of my life, Oy vey! That’s the story of my life.
Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life.
@ellie_the_disney_nerd That's amazing. As a fellow pinocchio, I hope you do awesome! I had a Jiminy plush to use as a prop for my performance. Kids loved it
Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
Outed by my nose
That’s just how it goes
For poor Pinocchio
Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That’s the story of my life, oh yeah!
That’s the story of my life
Strife is never ending
Banished from the town
They dragged me from the pond
They broke my magic wand
Zey blew our condos down (yes that’s the actual lyric)
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress
They ridiculed my hat
Zey said zat vee vere fat
They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
The party’s of the hook
I flew into a wall
That’s the story of my life
That’s the story of my life
I always dreamed I’d get a happy ending
And this right here, not how it goes
I always dreamed I’d get an ever after
If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows
Story of my life
Always double-crossed
Always in the woods
Always getting lost
Always on the ropes
Always up a creek
Always kicked around and treated like a freak
That’s the story of my life, yes sir
That’s the story of my life, oy vey!
That’s the story of my life
Thank you so much!!
Thanks!
Is there a karaoke with the words as the music goes by? I need something to practice for callbacks. Thanks!
Haha same
i have a call back in two days!
Ha same
Woah! Coming here for callbacks too! Guess everyone got the same idea
I love that song! And this backing track is lovely.
Singing this song for an audition! Thanks for the backing track
This song it... how do you kids say it now days... lit?? Indeed indeed. Heccin rad. So cool. Very cool. Totally tubular 😎⚡️⚡️🌈⚡️⚡️⚡️
Guard]
(Spoken)
Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet.
[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
(Nose grows and he laughs)
[Guard]
(Spoken)
That's your patch of mud down there.
[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap.
[Pinocchio]
Life is disappointing,
Woe is what I know.
Outed by my nose,
That's just how it goes,
For poor Pinocchio.
Story of my life,
Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox,
Swallowed by a whale.
That's the story of my life, oh yeah,
That's the story of my life.
[Shoemaker's Elf]
Strife is never ending.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Peter Pan!
[Peter Pan]
Banished from the town
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Ugly Duckling!
[Ugly Duckling]
They dragged me from the pond.
[Fairy Godmother]
They broke my magic wand.
[The Three Little Pigs]
They blew our condos down.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Wicked Witch!
[Wicked Witch]
Life is but a witch hunt.
[Mama Bear]
Mama's in the mud,
Mama's in distress.
[Mad Hatter]
They ridiculed my hat.
[Three Little Pigs]
They said that we were fat.
[Big Bad Wolf]
They tore my cotton granny dress,
And called me a hot and tranny mess.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Sugar Plum Fairy!
[All]
Story of my life.
Booted from the ball
Told to go away
[Humpty Dumpty]
Tumbled off the wall!
[All]
But that's the story of my life
[Guard]
(Spoken)
You're late rabbit.
[White Rabbit]
That's the story of my life.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Have fun you guys
[All]
That's the story of my life.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed.
[All]
I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending.
[Wicked Witch]
And this right here,
Not how it goes.
[All]
I always dreamed I'd get an ever after.
If this is it,
It blows (x3)
[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
This is worse than the time I caught Dutch Elm Disease in Tijuana
[All]
Story of my life,
All the wasted prayers.
All the broken dreams.
[The Three Bears]
All the broken chairs.
[All]
All the damage done
[The Three Bears]
All the busted beds.
[All]
All the shattered falls
[The Three Bears]
And the porridge on our heads.
[All]
That's the story of my life, yes sir.
That's the story of my life, oy vey.
That's the story of my,
Life
[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
cr*p!
LYRICS FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE
Captain of the Guards: Pinocchio?
Pinocchio: Oh, I’m not a puppet, i’m a real boy.
*nose grows*
*awkward laugh*
Captain of the Guards: That’s your patch of mud down there. Gingerbread Man? I said Gingerbread Man? Anyone seen the Gingerbread Man?
Wicked Witch: He’s been missing for days!
Captain of the Guards: Oh yes, that’s right.
Pinocchio: Dumped on a swamp! Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap! Life is disappointing. Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes… for poor Pinocchio! Story of my life. Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox. Swallowed by a whale. That’s the story of my life, Oh yeah. That’s the story of my life.
Captain of the Guards: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. No, that’s too far. Too close. Ahh, just right. Wicked Witch!
Wicked Witch: Strife is never ending.
Captain of the Guards: Peter Pan!
Peter Pan: Banished *sung* from the town!
Captain of the Guards: Ugly Duckling!
Ugly Duckling: They dragged me from the pond.
Wicked Witch: They broke my magic wand.
Captain of the Guards: Three Pigs!
Three Pigs: Zey blew out condos down!
Wicked Witch: Life is but a witch-hunt.
Captain of the Guards: Mama Bear!
Mama Bear: Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress.
Peter Pan: They ridiculed my hat.
Three Pigs: Zey said zat vee vere fat.
Big Bad Wolf: They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress!
Captain of the Guards: Park it there, Wolf!
All: Story of my life. Booted from the ball. The party’s off the hook.
Peter Pan: I flew into a wall.
All: That’s the story of my life.
Captain of the Guards: And remember, if we find you mack in the kingdom, you will be executed.
All: That’s the story of my life. I always dreamed I’d have a happy ending.
Wicked Witch: And this right here? Not how it goes.
All: I always dreamed I’d get an ever after. If this is it, it blows. It blows. It blows. Story of my life. Always double crossed. Always in the woods. Always getting lost. Always on the ropes. Always up a creek. Always kicked around and treated like a freak! That’s the story of my life, Yes sir. Thanks the story of my life, Oy vey! That’s the story of my life.
i made some typos srry
Life is disappointing,
Woe is what I know.
Outed by my nose,
That's just how it goes,
For poor Pinocchio.
Story of my life,
Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox,
Swallowed by a whale.
That's the story of my life, oh yeah,
That's the story of my life.
Thank you so much!!
Baby bear here!!
My school is doing this and I’m one of the Pigs I love our parts in this song
This song is is super cool
Pinocchio here 🤥
@ellie_the_disney_nerd That's amazing. As a fellow pinocchio, I hope you do awesome! I had a Jiminy plush to use as a prop for my performance. Kids loved it
having my pinocchio moment
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You helped me
shrek jr,ccs
I'm playing Puss in Boots and the Bishop
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This song is terrible
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