for those wondering why i didnt put marks pistol in there, i decided to only count items that are still available in public, and marks pistol is not one of those also a part 2 of this video is in the works!
i honestly think vuvuzuela is not that bad, on maps with void on it or red light green light map it's very powerful with the high knockback, people with bad ranged weapons FEAR getting near you
For those lazy people out there : Melee weapon - The man on a leash [small range and not easy to hit moving target] Secare [bad dmg and bit slow] Sun on a stick [decent but bad] Smile [When on 0-2 kills] Ranged weapon - Flashbang [flash someone with no dmg] Shopping cart [not bad but worst in at spam weapon] Grasshoar [very hard to hit target + bad dmg] vuvuzula [bad range but good knockback] Support weapon - Silly guitar [cannot do anything but only if u can play song] Snap [ useless ] Popeyes biscuit [bad heal + die after 3 use] Loggus [make u log out game]
pinger, although it deals 30 damage, its only 30 damage so still a 4 shot. and then it has a delay when firing and a slow projectile. other than on basic dummies in uncertified or super up close (which you should be using melee at that range) I have only a select few kills out of the thousands of other kills, even then they were all kill steals or with a better weapon.
worst ranged is from the rental island thingy, it's like something that takes 10 seconds to charge and only has one shot with 100 damage, just a unnoticeable holy grenade. But, your target is most likely going to move out of sight. (Behind walls). Flashback is useful, the actual blinding. I made a tank fall off the map in zs with it. And, bottle, is very useful on rooftops or zs. Bottle can easily save teammates if you have good precision. Bottle can also ragdoll, and ragdolling is useful because if you get slayers sword, it's a little infinite combo. Slayers sword itself pretty much is an instant combo, but the hit boxes lack sometimes. The only thing that would beat this sniper in being the worst ranged is grenade. Legit, I'm not falling to a grenade. It's Hella noticeable. especially holy grenade, keeping the streak and its the ONLY weapon I haven't died to. Along with grenade, unless it's my own I guess. I've gotten 20 kill streaks with grenade in kit though, so it is pretty good if you're good at stealth and being sneaky and having good precision
Shopping cart is kinda like kentucky but less spammable, i wouldnt call it one of the worst rangeds (bottle exists) Vuvuzela is not bad at all, unless its JGN or a boss that isnt uncertified, Personally, you should have included spork in the worst melee items too considering it has an absolute garbage hitbox, Flashbang really depends on the items you have, if you have wand and is in a open map this can be used as some sorta jumpscare warning ish kit.
I agree with everything you said except for the bottle part, although the damage and projectile speed stink- the rag doll completes the item- it’s a great way to get a cheesy melee hit in (especially with hat of discipline or wand) and makes a rough but reliable escape item.
Flashbang isn't that bad, it can be decent or even useful at times, basically it's just a ranged camera (only without the stun), I can see why you'd wanna reset with Vuvuzula (depending on the map) but it's an ok weapon if you wanna trap someone in a corner in a very close ranged map like an asylum but overall, it's kinda mid
I really don't understand the hate on shopping cart. I think it's better than Christmas cuz spammable and actually does 10 damage which is enough to steal kills, and can very useful in closed areas
For me the worst range is easily Cinderblock, it’s strong, but very unreliable to hit do to how weird it is, even up close it’s unreliable unless your melee sucks that much that the 2 second interval of pulling out and watching Cinderblock do it’s animation is that worth it, if you are a god at hitting it, then good for you, but it’s still kind of bad, and then small pebble probably is the worst melee, due to its wonky throw pattern, negligible damage unless it’s being used as a close range, not to mention the Ultra instinct counter, it may seem like a small weakness (Heh) but you realize quickly that Small pebble is even weaker in Kits due to the high Number of Ultra instinct kits, even still on FFA it’s not a low risk of seeing Ultra instinct.
Kinda surprised ipod is not on this video short range, long cooldown, doesn't even do good amount of damage. I know it could be useful for combos since they slow down enemies, but i still think ipod doesn't deserve 2nd slot.
sun on a stick isn’t that bad also when you hit someone with it while they are on fire (excluding fire force) it takes away a huge amount of their healthh
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"smile with 0 corpses is bad, but with one corpse it's better" is Literally what you're saying, the smile here is based on ZERO corpses, so no healing bonuses, damage, or health increases are accounted for here
Oh you thought flash bang was useless? IN THE OLD DAYS RAYGUN, A MELEE USED TO TAKE UP YOUR RANGED SLOT SOMETIMES! Yeah you can tell it wasn’t fun having 2 melee’s and a misc. Imagine how annoying that would be. Edit: Hey OG Item Asylumers, Remember When Raygun Used To Be In Your Ranged Slot? I do.
love how midtier melees (sescare and leash) are considered bad because, not even joking here: you aren't using them right. same with the ranged. at least snap and popeyes do something compared to, oh i don't know. radio? brass monkey? floppa cutout? they don't even block shots well. the most horrid takes of any video.
on shipment is the best, better than any small and close range based maps because grasshoar is really small, you can just throw it into any obstacles and run away, and most of the people can't even notice it
for those wondering why i didnt put marks pistol in there, i decided to only count items that are still available in public, and marks pistol is not one of those
also a part 2 of this video is in the works!
FROG ON A LEASH YOU SILLY
@@flooshedzs exists bro. You can hang off the map
@@minichimkennot at all times
@@flooshed frog on a leash is the best item in the game wdym
Bro smile is kinda useful in zs but if u got unlucky by get caught by tounge or pounge
“0.1% to kill people with snap”
The april fools incident:
2023 1th april incident happened on [Content Deleted]
@@user-xc3oy7wj7w [Censored by the Government.]
im surprised the bottle isnt on here, 5 damage and barely any knockback/stun, imagine if you get that along with shine
Good for combo ig
i did not hit her kit: i am the opposite
@@IAmANinconpoop yeah but there's like an x20 damage multiplier just to make the bottle useful
It kinda good if you have fire axe
shine can deflect hits
i honestly think vuvuzuela is not that bad, on maps with void on it or red light green light map it's very powerful with the high knockback, people with bad ranged weapons FEAR getting near you
Me getting a 26 kill streak in smallplate spamming vunuzula:
I agree
its decent but it is not really a ranged weapon at all, it even has a melee hitbox
Vunuzuela isn’t actually bad, that only thing it’s bad at it is the weegee boss.
@@Wonder_0f_U12 and every other boss in the game and juggernaut bosses
For those lazy people out there :
Melee weapon -
The man on a leash [small range and not easy to hit moving target]
Secare [bad dmg and bit slow]
Sun on a stick [decent but bad]
Smile [When on 0-2 kills]
Ranged weapon -
Flashbang [flash someone with no dmg]
Shopping cart [not bad but worst in at spam weapon]
Grasshoar [very hard to hit target + bad dmg]
vuvuzula [bad range but good knockback]
Support weapon -
Silly guitar [cannot do anything but only if u can play song]
Snap [ useless ]
Popeyes biscuit [bad heal + die after 3 use]
Loggus [make u log out game]
Snap has a chance to kill everyone but yeah it’s like REALLY low chance, so it still sucks.
honorable mention for misc slot: almost all placeable items
Unrigged untextured blender brick:
@46.ri9infinite welfare explodes atleast
You can double jump if ur skilled enough
almost tho, plus it’s hard for me on mobile
I'd say flashbang has one niche use, if you pair it with deployable joel, you'll land it 90% of the time
Lol this flashbang from "Rain World"
Honestly, I find flashbang one of the more useful items because it gives me a chance to charge in on someone
Egg, my brotha.
@@RagnarokMokisthu it makes a players movement unpredictable
@@The_Catalyst573 mad
it’s great that the sun on a stick CONTINUES to be near useless in games
pinger, although it deals 30 damage, its only 30 damage so still a 4 shot. and then it has a delay when firing and a slow projectile. other than on basic dummies in uncertified or super up close (which you should be using melee at that range) I have only a select few kills out of the thousands of other kills, even then they were all kill steals or with a better weapon.
About shopping cart, the only good is,it can stay longer that some people focus on player and forgot that there an grocery object
worst ranged is from the rental island thingy, it's like something that takes 10 seconds to charge and only has one shot with 100 damage, just a unnoticeable holy grenade. But, your target is most likely going to move out of sight. (Behind walls). Flashback is useful, the actual blinding. I made a tank fall off the map in zs with it. And, bottle, is very useful on rooftops or zs. Bottle can easily save teammates if you have good precision. Bottle can also ragdoll, and ragdolling is useful because if you get slayers sword, it's a little infinite combo. Slayers sword itself pretty much is an instant combo, but the hit boxes lack sometimes. The only thing that would beat this sniper in being the worst ranged is grenade. Legit, I'm not falling to a grenade. It's Hella noticeable. especially holy grenade, keeping the streak and its the ONLY weapon I haven't died to. Along with grenade, unless it's my own I guess. I've gotten 20 kill streaks with grenade in kit though, so it is pretty good if you're good at stealth and being sneaky and having good precision
the free island getaway (if that's what your talking about) doesn't only have one gun, it has a bunch, and some are actually good
grenade is kinda op now most people wont notice it
I'm surprised no ine mentions marks pistol
@@NexusBlueGuest_YT it is vaulted my guy
vuzuvula is actually really good, it does INSANE knockback and is very useful in maps where u can fall
He said it in the video
@@Snoviyl7 ok
A man on a leash saved me from a red mist sweat bacause of the collision physics and uh walls
Shopping cart is kinda like kentucky but less spammable, i wouldnt call it one of the worst rangeds (bottle exists) Vuvuzela is not bad at all, unless its JGN or a boss that isnt uncertified, Personally, you should have included spork in the worst melee items too considering it has an absolute garbage hitbox, Flashbang really depends on the items you have, if you have wand and is in a open map this can be used as some sorta jumpscare warning ish kit.
agreed
shopping cart is op i got 14 streakeithit
I agree with everything you said except for the bottle part, although the damage and projectile speed stink- the rag doll completes the item- it’s a great way to get a cheesy melee hit in (especially with hat of discipline or wand) and makes a rough but reliable escape item.
@@MasterChamp003 Yeah yeah, you can somewhat stunlock or buy yourself time with it.
No way you just said spork sucks 💀
Snap was PRETTY OP in April fools with a chance of 100% insta kill
ipod takes a ranged slot but literally has the range of a melee, its only plus is the knockback
Love ur vids
Personally, i like shopping cart,grasshoar and silly guitar
Nice video
I was waiting for the marketable port-
the worst loadout (with admin items) is fake knife, marks pistol and loggus
bro how u do ur outro i love it its looks so goofy
well well well
flashbang is no longer a ranged (it's a misc now)
you can now get both rainworld items in one loadout
once i got vuvuzula in zs no zombie ever got near me (except the big muscular mutation) so yea its pretty good in zs
grass hoar i think still good bc it can be usefull to drop it under the ads sight so da zombie cant climb up
the man on a leash is not that bad since its hitbox lasts for a while making it kinda spammable
dude flashbang is so good it does 0 damage but if u blind somone u can legit combo them its just camara but ranged
good thing the sun on a stick deal more damage now
Hey the man on a leash is good sometimes and its not that bad ive played with it>:(
I actually got the snap in a real game and I was super confused why they just died
Grasshoar op does big dmg slow down enemies and very good for zs and small house map
sun on a stick being bad is accurate to the source material
ngl i like flashbang on ZS and JGN
if u manage to hit a tongue or tank with that it can give more chances of surviving to the others
And of course crowd
All these ranged items being low on the list…but just wait until you see them in ZS
I'm surprised that puffergun isn't on this list because it misses most the time and has a measly 12 damage
RedSky actually rated grasshoar in like b or c tier i forgor. What a goofball
Flashbang isn't that bad, it can be decent or even useful at times, basically it's just a ranged camera (only without the stun), I can see why you'd wanna reset with Vuvuzula (depending on the map) but it's an ok weapon if you wanna trap someone in a corner in a very close ranged map like an asylum but overall, it's kinda mid
also why isnt HIM/distressed red ball on this list, its not as good as it used to be imo
I feel it belongs in misc slot, not a ranged WEAPON more a ranged tool, y'know..
It's 0 damage
@@TBgamer4 and it can also BACKFIRES YOU, and long cooldown
Awesome video!❤
Secare isn't a bad melee, if combo'd with for example Chicago it would be a nice weapon to use.
which is precisely what i explained at 0:36
@@xenodub69420 oops I forgot about that.
He said that based on their own capabilities.
Vuvuzula is op in maps like rooftops,smallplate,and longplate
grasshoar is actually good for tdm pool, just shove it in the enemy spawn and watch them drop dead like flies!
am i going insane or did i hear a swordsmachine
I really don't understand the hate on shopping cart. I think it's better than Christmas cuz spammable and actually does 10 damage which is enough to steal kills, and can very useful in closed areas
This is one of the most controversial videos ever good job.
sun on a stick is just like its original in team fortress two , its also one of the worst melees in tf2
hell nah shopping cart is good (also grasshoar and vuvuzuela are good too)
actally rhe man on the leash can hang on bulding next to the void
the sun on a stick sucks just like in tf2 dealing NO DAMAGE and only doing damage is when the enemy is burning
Fun fact:snap has a high chance of killing and big hitbox on the april fools update
the man on a leash cant be as bad as the protest melee
But man on leash can save you from falling in the void same as frog
wait MAN ON A LEASH CAN MOVE WITH THE CURSOR?
the man on a leash is good if you know how to use it (i know how to, and it makes me able to maul people with man of nature kit)
For me the worst range is easily Cinderblock, it’s strong, but very unreliable to hit do to how weird it is, even up close it’s unreliable unless your melee sucks that much that the 2 second interval of pulling out and watching Cinderblock do it’s animation is that worth it, if you are a god at hitting it, then good for you, but it’s still kind of bad, and then small pebble probably is the worst melee, due to its wonky throw pattern, negligible damage unless it’s being used as a close range, not to mention the Ultra instinct counter, it may seem like a small weakness (Heh) but you realize quickly that Small pebble is even weaker in Kits due to the high Number of Ultra instinct kits, even still on FFA it’s not a low risk of seeing Ultra instinct.
Ah yes, small pebble is indeed a melee
Hear me out: vuvuzula is op
If the player has no knockback, it shreds, like it cooks twilight and JGN
vunuzula only deals damage once
Kinda surprised ipod is not on this video
short range, long cooldown, doesn't even do good amount of damage.
I know it could be useful for combos since they slow down enemies, but i still think ipod doesn't deserve 2nd slot.
It can knockback but it's really kinda bad
flashbang is rain world item and thus ballin in my books
I once had smile in TC and died to snap , we still won, but that snap though… against a smile…. I have PTSD on snap now
Damn you died to a 1/1000 chance
R.i.p bro, God was not in a good mood that day ☠️
man on a leash has pretty insane dps
Bro forgot untextured unrigged block 🥶
the fact that flashbang is outclased by camera, flashbang should be removed or buffed
what about frog on a leash?
How do i go to the test
Grasshoar can one shot players if they can’t get out fast enough tho
Not let this guy cook again
i personally like flashbang, useful for well, flashbang
sun on a stick isn’t that bad also when you hit someone with it while they are on fire (excluding fire force) it takes away a huge amount of their healthh
Mfers when they get man on a leash + flashbang + silly guitar
Kid named Esc + R + Enter:
No way u play slap battles
I can tell from the rob plush at ur back
man on a leash used to be very good until the nerf
I can do megalovania on the silly guitar.
What is the emote he uses
I love using flashbang on people while playing item asylum at 3 am
Truely the most flashbang of all time
0:26 hunter from item asylum moment
what about frog on a leash tho
I would say the flash bang in the thumbnail is pretty good if you have an overpowered item because holy hell you can’t see anything in a second
Yeah flashbang is actually good if used right
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silly guitar give you faster healing but only work when you not in battle with someone
I discover this while fighting beta
Smile is the best weapon just reach second trumpet and you should get vomit abuse both skills
You obtain vomit with 20 corpses, you don't reach 2nd trumpet until 50 corpses
@@xenodub69420 yeah but the "in search of corpses" when half can deal 50 to 300 damage
Do u mean first trumpet?
Granola bar and bottle smiling happily in the corner
secare and michael p is dangerous (i test it on matter)
it is kind of true when u just start to use it
but.. but… car that doesnt work? Untextured unrigged brick? Radio? Ladder? What about those??
the radio plays music,ladder gives you the high ground
Smile with 0 corpses isnt that bad as even though it does very little dmg it still heals you for almost all your health when you eat a corpse
"smile with 0 corpses is bad, but with one corpse it's better" is Literally what you're saying, the smile here is based on ZERO corpses, so no healing bonuses, damage, or health increases are accounted for here
Mark’s Pistol was a fucking joke before it got vaulted in the Summer Update
Easily would’ve been worst if you included vaulteds
the man *on on* a leash
Granola bar has entered the chat
flashbang is peak
They can't hit me if they can't see me
Why you got to do my cat like that :(
Man on a leash is not bad your bad useing it
You shouldve put bottle on the range
worst loadout including unobtainables in my opinion: secare, mark's pistol, source 2
The man on leash is slavery😢poor man 😢😢😢😢
tragic 😭😭😭😭
vuzula can knockback people nonstop now
Oh you thought flash bang was useless? IN THE OLD DAYS RAYGUN, A MELEE USED TO TAKE UP YOUR RANGED SLOT SOMETIMES! Yeah you can tell it wasn’t fun having 2 melee’s and a misc. Imagine how annoying that would be.
Edit: Hey OG Item Asylumers, Remember When Raygun Used To Be In Your Ranged Slot? I do.
i remember that
love how midtier melees (sescare and leash) are considered bad because, not even joking here: you aren't using them right. same with the ranged. at least snap and popeyes do something compared to, oh i don't know. radio? brass monkey? floppa cutout? they don't even block shots well. the most horrid takes of any video.
2:08 well that aged well
FROG ON A LEASH WHERE
grasshoar can be very op on small maps like small plate, aslym and etc
on shipment is the best, better than any small and close range based maps
because grasshoar is really small, you can just throw it into any obstacles and run away, and most of the people can't even notice it
YEAH, i murdered a group of 3 people fighting and they didnt even notice it
Unrelenting force should be a misc
Untextured brick:
frog on a leash:
Silly guitar are usefull for something