@Chris-vt6nl of course I'm not a real doctor, I was being sarcastic. If I was a real doctor, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem...sorry - 'medicines', at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES that they definitely didn't stumble across looking for one thing, only to discover an accidental side effect that has a 5% chance of helping 2% of people with an entirely DIFFERENT illness, but that "hey fuck it, we can make a killing selling this shit to idiots." See what I did there? Or maybe you didn't... EDITED FOR GRAMMAR.
@@Chris-vt6nlof course I'm not a real doctor. If I were, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem, sorry - 'medicines" - at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES, that they stumbled across while looking for something else, that help 5% of people 2% of the time. See what I did there? Or maybe not...
@Sergiuss555 I've replied twice to Chris vt6, above. But despite there being nothing offensive in it, apart from pointing out his plonker-ish-ness (new word!) I can't understand why it keeps getting removed.
@@millergoon8909 yes it stopped moving instantly after it hit the wall. and im pretty sure there have been moments when ppl have been hit with an rpg and it didnt blow up
The death might be service related though... But look at me in my eyes, we aren't and you're not claiming that on any life insurance policies though, okay? We're going to be nice and take care of you. We're going to give you $35,000. Have a good night. We're potentially, sorry that you might have lost someone or something in the course of the previous 3 months.
@@davikleinpaul What is the joke? The IRS is literally extremely lenient with non-payers and late-payers. It just sounds like you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
Humpty wasn’t the issue, yes he did fall. But what you don’t know is that humpty wasn’t on a wall. The government created the illusion that humpty that him having a great fall means he fell off a high wall. In fact that is a lie. Eggs can survive falling on grass. Humpty did not fall on grass instead on the ground in the direction of the horses. Meaning, humpty was pushed off the wall by force. The kings men could not put him together because it was a setup. Humpty dumpster was assassinated. Dun dun duuuuuun idk maybe? Just a silly thought I had
@@sudeshkumar4836 That unfortunate gelatin dude got obliterated. He's been reduced to pieces and chunks of his former self. No longer exists and already served his purpose. Which is being cannon fodder for an RPG to unalive the inanimate replica representation of a person.
I remember hearing an interview with an ex marine where he was asked, what's the quickest way to vaporize a human being? He responded, a direct impact from an RPG does it pretty well. It's nice to see he wasn't lying.
To be fair, anything from a mortar on up would basically do the same thing if it hits you. Heck, a 16 inch shell doesn't even have to be all that close.
@@damondiehl5637 does it detonate when it hits flesh tho? I thoight they needed impact on something hard. Wouldnt it just propell right through your body? As seen in the video it didnt explode untill it hit the cinderblocks behind
@@Latvijas_Amēlija I'm not an expert, but a modern soldier would be wearing armor or be carrying gear that would provide enough resistance to set off the trigger, although I heard about a Marine being taken to the hospital on Camp Pendleton in the 80s with a LAW rocket in him and during Iraqi Freedom there was an article about docs treating a soldier with an RPG in him. There are two safeties and it easy in the middle of a fight to forget to remove both. I remember Myth Busters shooting a van with an RPG and it went through the sheet metal on both sides before detonating on the far side of the van, but it did detonate. There is a variety of warheads, now, to include antipersonnel.
"I remember one time in my past as a Black Ops agent undercover as a Yakuza, when I deflected an RPG-7 rocket with nothing but my bare hands and blew up seven guys while protecting the Maharaja" or some convoluted crap like that
Steven Seagal would also be like “in fact, I remember, somewhere outside of Rio De Janeiro, I actually taught the RPG-7 how to blow up a human torso. It took him practice but with my dojo he learned a lot and became very disciplined under my council.”
Idk what I was expecting but this was 100% worse than what I thought it would. The thing that's absolutely the wildest to me is the fact that the wound the was already fatal _before_ it exploded, the explosion that thing is known for is just overkill. I always kinda assumed (without thinking too hard) that rpgs and stuff like that would just explode on contact, maybe feeling like a split second tap or slap before killing you with the explosion, but today I was reminded that A) these things are just cannons that also blow up, and B) Cannons were already very efficient at killing long before they could blow up
@@shinobix4925 I don't know if I would say it's much worse than I expected. That would make it seem like you expected the person to just walk it off after getting hit with an RPG. Exploded torso is exactly what you would expect from a exploding missle.
@@Xx0ME0xX It depends what is in front of you when the the first guy explodes, it can end you quickly if you are close enough and something destroy your head or it can be horribly painful if you're unlucky enough to "survive" the first impact.
There's something morbidly comical about bro's head just casually plopping to the ground about 4 seconds after the rest of him is subjected to instantaneous de-existing.
Built different? Nah bro you’d be built like a 2 year olds birthday cake that his parents gave him to eat by himself so they could take pictures of him tearing into it.
The wizard can't kill you with Fireball, so he whips out the Dwarven "Farcaster" shoulder cannon loaded with a glass cannon ball filled with Alchemist's Fire. Wizard: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You when saying?" Other guy: "...."
So, in the full video, you can see that they packed that rocket case as full as they could with HE. That's why it was so front heavy. If there is such a thing as HE anti personnel rockets for the RPG-7, then this is like that on steroids. Though, iirc most anti-personnel explosive devices, launched or what-have-you, tend to rely more on fragmentation than necessarily sheer explosive power.
You know the crazy thing is is could you believe somebody decided to try and point one of those weapons at an Abrams tank. During the battle of 73 easting. I dare you to take a guess what the Gunner of the Abrams tank did to that sorry son of a bitch. HE DID NOT SWITCH TO COAXIAL MACHINE GUN MOUNT (TAKES THE FLIP OF A LITTLE CHROME TOGGLE SWITCH) HE STAYED WITH HIS 120MM SMOOTH BORE CANNON. "After the dust settled all I saw was a flapping uniform jacket like a leaf in the wind" 😈😈😈 that's how you put a DESERT terrorist on ICE
The condemned man had by law a choice of the method of his execution. After asking for death by RPG, he also asked that the rat that turned him in be placed right behind him.
Wishing him a speedy recovery
Bro is liliraly 20000 roasted pieces
The other guy? 😁
Your wish will be listened.
Plot twist: He is 'Deadpool' 🤣😂🤣
Not sure they can fully recover him.
😂😂😂
"are you still coming to work though?"
yes
Yes, I'm a million pieces now but it can be more efficient I can do more than one task at once
Yes, just need to pull myself together first
If that is Ralph Wolf, then yes, he is still coming to work.
@@ademeta1994you fucker. You beat me to it.
"Tell me the truth doc... how bad is it?!"
"Tis but a scratch"
*takes deep sip from drink* “It’s not good”
"I think there's nothing to worry about"
GTA 5 Doctor: I just need a couple figures
"Oh don't be a baby, ribs grow back."
He was a shining light who had a tremendous impact on everyone around him.
Idk how the hell this only has a few likes. 😂
Bruh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comment
This, Right Here... 🏆🥇
@@DustinWeatherbyfr bro hahah
As a doctor I can confirm there's a chance those injuries would be fatal.
but could not be determined as lethal until professional medical care at the hospital.
@Chris-vt6nl of course I'm not a real doctor, I was being sarcastic. If I was a real doctor, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem...sorry - 'medicines', at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES that they definitely didn't stumble across looking for one thing, only to discover an accidental side effect that has a 5% chance of helping 2% of people with an entirely DIFFERENT illness, but that "hey fuck it, we can make a killing selling this shit to idiots." See what I did there? Or maybe you didn't...
EDITED FOR GRAMMAR.
@@Chris-vt6nlof course I'm not a real doctor. If I were, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem, sorry - 'medicines" - at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES, that they stumbled across while looking for something else, that help 5% of people 2% of the time. See what I did there? Or maybe not...
First funny comment
@Sergiuss555 I've replied twice to Chris vt6, above. But despite there being nothing offensive in it, apart from pointing out his plonker-ish-ness (new word!) I can't understand why it keeps getting removed.
Being a ballistic gel torso looks like dangerous work
Sometimes it's a blast.
@@1v1dogfights81😡
Don’t worry he gets danger pay my bro Rick asf
he wont have to work for long
It's not always this bad
"It's just a prank bro chill."
The prank in question:
😂
Funny cause someone had a RPG pulled on em over a prank 😂😂
“How’s it looking, Doc?”
*Just keep breathing bud, we’re gonna get the 12 million pieces of you home in one piece okay?!?*
"ONE PIECE"????
@@mickoabhinayafahrel2275 IS IT REAL?!
@@RealMasteryEditzTHE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!
Bro finally found One Piece
“Your injuries are not service related.”
💀💀💀💀💀
🙂➡️😵➡️💀
Lol
I came here to find this comment.
Get better lawyers
"First of all you need to keep calm"
I think it blew because it hit the concrete wall in the back I mean the projectile look like it was about to tear him through 🤔
That's gonna leave a mark
@@creepager1510leave a what ?
@@infinitezavok3578 insert markiplier drop kicking you
@@millergoon8909 yes it stopped moving instantly after it hit the wall. and im pretty sure there have been moments when ppl have been hit with an rpg and it didnt blow up
"We've determined that your injuries are not service related." -The VA
The death might be service related though... But look at me in my eyes, we aren't and you're not claiming that on any life insurance policies though, okay? We're going to be nice and take care of you. We're going to give you $35,000. Have a good night. We're potentially, sorry that you might have lost someone or something in the course of the previous 3 months.
but here's some motrin & a waiver for 2 hours of light duty...
Yes, that sounds like the official response. Brstds.
"While you're at it, we asked a school nurse to help bring some ice packs and a band aid to put on your wound. Any questions? Have a good day!"
Stop this boring joke already, enough get a new one
"I've had worse." -The Black Knight
“Alright, we’ll call it a draw”
Safe to say that was the definition of quick and painless
Honestly, I can think of worse ways to go out. I barely think your pain receptors would be able to even react
@@chiarosuburekeni9325they wouldn’t
@@chiarosuburekeni9325you’d blink and open your eyes in the afterlife
reminds me of that far cry 3 intro vid about vaas killing a cameraman
They initial impact to the chest will be felt though@@chiarosuburekeni9325
“Sorry that I have $100 of taxes I haven’t paid, I had to feed my children”
IRS:
Are you 12? In reality if you don’t pay $100 in taxes the irs sends you a notice and like a $0.18 late fee.
@@joshuanorthey2026 bruh and you couldn’t understand a joke, quite childish behavior if you ask me.
@@davikleinpaul What is the joke? The IRS is literally extremely lenient with non-payers and late-payers. It just sounds like you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
Lmaoooo so unfortunate that a H&R Block agent read this joke 😂😂
@@joshuanorthey2026Someone is really mad at the IRS...
For a millisecond he turned into the Ghost Rider.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ
And ride he did
*bad to the bone guitar riff*
Then to just ghost
@@holorn1280 💀
😂😂😂 bruh!!!!@@Gatzucortezemmanuel357
“Haha you flinched”
Type of shit bro threw at me
"he'll always be in our hearts, and over there, there and over there"
Lol
..and in Cleveland, Pittsburgh and Baltimore.
And in our hair mouth mustache and oh look...between my teeth
lol
lol
As a Marine, I can confirm that they will definitely need some ibuprofen (vitamin M).
😂
And dry socks
Nope. But a shovel and a plastic bag seem to be usefull. 😂
@@Ratzrüssel𝓘'𝓶 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾...
@@jelly7310BWUHAHA
...All the King's horses, and all the King's men.
Couldn't put humpty together again.
Joe mama
@@alexalvarez6351 ha! Too slow
Humpty wasn’t the issue, yes he did fall. But what you don’t know is that humpty wasn’t on a wall. The government created the illusion that humpty that him having a great fall means he fell off a high wall. In fact that is a lie. Eggs can survive falling on grass. Humpty did not fall on grass instead on the ground in the direction of the horses. Meaning, humpty was pushed off the wall by force. The kings men could not put him together because it was a setup. Humpty dumpster was assassinated. Dun dun duuuuuun idk maybe? Just a silly thought I had
danhextor7436. Can they ever put the world back together again, before we reach the end
imagine dying from dead person being shot at you in 2882726262 mph
"hey Ferb i know what we're gonna do today"
NAHHH
NO-
This dude
😂😂😂😂
"Baljeet stay still"
“Mild chest pain”
Seems like he no longer has any.
@@dirt_farmer958pain or chest?
@@sudeshkumar4836 That unfortunate gelatin dude got obliterated. He's been reduced to pieces and chunks of his former self. No longer exists and already served his purpose. Which is being cannon fodder for an RPG to unalive the inanimate replica representation of a person.
@@sudeshkumar4836 both
This looked EXACTLY how I expected it to and yet it still surprised me
Lolol
Pink Mist
Youve been to some fucked up parts of the internet haven’t you ?
And it's far more disturbing than i imagined 😶🌫️
Not exactly accurate, the round is going so fast it will plow through him and fly out of the other side.
Bro: Why aren’t you falling asleep at the sleep over?
What bro is going to do to me as soon as I fall asleep:
I remember hearing an interview with an ex marine where he was asked, what's the quickest way to vaporize a human being? He responded, a direct impact from an RPG does it pretty well. It's nice to see he wasn't lying.
To be fair, anything from a mortar on up would basically do the same thing if it hits you. Heck, a 16 inch shell doesn't even have to be all that close.
@@damondiehl5637 does it detonate when it hits flesh tho? I thoight they needed impact on something hard.
Wouldnt it just propell right through your body? As seen in the video it didnt explode untill it hit the cinderblocks behind
Theres no such thing as an ex marine
@@Latvijas_Amēlija I'm not an expert, but a modern soldier would be wearing armor or be carrying gear that would provide enough resistance to set off the trigger, although I heard about a Marine being taken to the hospital on Camp Pendleton in the 80s with a LAW rocket in him and during Iraqi Freedom there was an article about docs treating a soldier with an RPG in him. There are two safeties and it easy in the middle of a fight to forget to remove both.
I remember Myth Busters shooting a van with an RPG and it went through the sheet metal on both sides before detonating on the far side of the van, but it did detonate. There is a variety of warheads, now, to include antipersonnel.
Do rpg’s not have a minimum arming distance? That was basically point blank
“Where’s he at?”
“Uh he’s over there…there….and there…oh and some up there.”
Now that was funny 🤣🤣
😂😂😂I'm dead
He is here, there, and everywhere🤣
JESUS 😂😂😂
@@shaider1982who you gonna call except your psychic friend Fred bear
"Yo bro is there friendly fire?"
"I don't know let me check"
Edit: how did this comment blow up that much
He will be having a never ending search and for sure he will not be able to determine 🥱😂😂
totally the second dummy in the video is the one asking this question
Did he suffer
Fr
I dont wanna do this man but we gotta dump the quaaludes
That is the closest I've seen to getting actually just deleted from the universe.
"The VA has determined that your injuries are not service related"
That doesn't make sense cause he would be dead if he was hit by an rpg
@@chad_usaFML you are as dense as a cinder block
@@chad_usa
------------the joke---------->
you
Lmfao I’m dead! lol literally! lol still don’t rate 10 % lol
Here! My actual decayed arm with confirmed shrapnel from the enemies fire arm still embedded in the bone. That's at least 30%!
Homie: “Bro, just talk to her. The worst she can say is no…”
Crush:
Why is this so underrated
Been there done that
Damn best comment on UA-cam 💀
Too real
I’d rather take this than ultimate rejection
The slow-mo gave me the false hope in favor of the second torso's survival.
Yea the debris going through it's skull really shows how crazy shrapnel is.
@kevinforget549 when your buddy gets hit so hard he becomes shrapnel 😮
@@kevinforget549 + RPG where a HEAT rocket
Painless. Probably a moment of suffocating pressure, but only a split second like you just got winded.
@@redstonemaster6264 Nah it could use HEAT rockets but anti infantry HEFS is mostly used
The coincidental timing of that very meaty plop after the explosion in normal speed is peak comedy.
“I finally found the cure for cancer-“
The Government:
Real😂
the government:
he jumped from a fifth floor 😞
I found a way electricity could be free
Canada
suicide
"I like you as a friend..."
Dude… seriously tho.
But we're friends though
Exactly
"I like you as a brother..."
Uncle*
Dude switched majors from biology to meteorology
Guy in the back.
Don't worry, I got your back. Literally.
Now we know how them GTA NPCs and cops feel
I dont think they felt much
🤭🤣🤣🤣😂
🤣🤭😂😂😂😂
And Israeli soldiers
@@brunopropheta just had to bring politics into it, just couldnt help yourself could you
Steven Seagal would be like "I've been survivng getting shot by RPG-7's for like 77 years."
"I remember one time in my past as a Black Ops agent undercover as a Yakuza, when I deflected an RPG-7 rocket with nothing but my bare hands and blew up seven guys while protecting the Maharaja" or some convoluted crap like that
Steven Seagal would also be like “in fact, I remember, somewhere outside of Rio De Janeiro, I actually taught the RPG-7 how to blow up a human torso. It took him practice but with my dojo he learned a lot and became very disciplined under my council.”
Biden will say he invented it
He’d be like I remember how many girls I’ve SA’ed using the threat of an RPG-7.
segura reference… nice 👍🏻 😂
“Are you sure you want open casket” 💀
It'd be fine all that'd make it is the bones anyway
More like open soup can
Already burnt n scattered right there dont need a funeral
@@ironarie1926 LMAO free cremation 😭
A ziplock might due
Went exactly as I thought it would. Bravo.
"hey can you watch my torsos for a few minutes while i run into the store real quick"
No, my torsos!
*5 minutes later*
*this happens*
Lol this is the type of absurdist humour that I live for
Gives new meaning to the term "Heartburn."
That’s some wicked heart burn😂
Haha. Hilarious🙄. You came up with that yourself? That’s funny..
@@AdhvaithSaneif you didn't find it funny then you didn't need to let everyone know
@@R4ndomUser567 dont listen to that emo ahh femboy who hasnt laughed since 2019
Idk what I was expecting but this was 100% worse than what I thought it would. The thing that's absolutely the wildest to me is the fact that the wound the was already fatal _before_ it exploded, the explosion that thing is known for is just overkill. I always kinda assumed (without thinking too hard) that rpgs and stuff like that would just explode on contact, maybe feeling like a split second tap or slap before killing you with the explosion, but today I was reminded that
A) these things are just cannons that also blow up,
and B) Cannons were already very efficient at killing long before they could blow up
It's a anti-tank weapon vs a human
It‘s Not Made for killing humans that‘s why its overkill
i wonder if it only exploded because of the bricks in the back though. Maybe it would have penetrated all the way and kept going otherwise.
@@shinobix4925 I don't know if I would say it's much worse than I expected. That would make it seem like you expected the person to just walk it off after getting hit with an RPG. Exploded torso is exactly what you would expect from a exploding missle.
Most have a cone that directs the molten metals through thick Armour such as on a tank..
That final shot would make such a hard ass album cover right when it explodes
“Pain is just weakness leaving the body”
Along with everything else
painis
It’s over too fast for there to be any pain lol
@@Firegolza645Jane Doe
Great movie
Hmph “Died of a broken heart”
That's a broken existence
What it feels like
What it feels like
I just died in your arms toniiiiight it must've been an RPG you launched
Shot through the heart….🎵
“We can rebuild him, we have the technology”
But I don't want to spend a lot of money...🤔
Só restou alguns pedaços do cérebro irmão
You gonna need a lot of technology 💀
You got a time machine?
@@boot_epik he's the 6 million piece man
He still made it home safe to his ballistic gel wife and his ballistic gel child.
So thats why resident evil bosses dont stand a chance against an rpg
Ikr
Mortal combat voice*
"BRUTALITY!!"
...most things don't stand a chance to a rpg.
unless they have supernatural/magically enhanced body, then yeah
“Walk it off” - High school coaches in the 90s
Rub some dirt on it
Take a salt tablet
Rub some saliva on it
‘Do it Quill, I can take it’
lmaooo
-No you can't!
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2they're right, he can't
Listen what master do you serve!
thor ? big guy not that good looking?
That was cool AF. Thanks and respects from Canada
The first guy may not even feel a thing, however the guy behind...
Not to mention the psychological trauma that would cause as well. 🙁
@@zenus4270 Yeah, if he survives for that matter.
He got PTSD and second hand shrapnel 😅
@@Cysco8575 he wouldn't, doesn't a piece of the cinder block go straight into his skull?
@@Xx0ME0xX It depends what is in front of you when the the first guy explodes, it can end you quickly if you are close enough and something destroy your head or it can be horribly painful if you're unlucky enough to "survive" the first impact.
“I’m not a medical professional but I think he’s dead”
-wise man
Are you sure? 😂
@@serhiiskachkovI think so idk
I'm fairly sure dude next to him is also dead. 💀💀
I always thought it was Wayne Gretzky that said that... This "wise man" fella seems like a smart cookie
"They're gonna bury what's left of ya in a soup can!"
"Awww they're gonna have to glue you back together...
...IN HELL!"
“EUGHEUGH I’M JUST A ONE-EYED BLOODY MONSTER!” *muttering*
@@bluewink1646tell me you have no brainwithout telling me you have no brain 😂
That wasn’t a real round there was no rocket propellant
This almost feels like a Tony Hawk's Underground reference? "You miss your ollie, they'll be sending you back to Jersey in a CAWFEY can!"
"he was a great kid. Stayed out of trouble and never put himself in dangerous situations."
“You still coming into work today?”
No I will take a sick leave today 😂
@@GD15555 I am shattered in pieces......will it work now 🙂
Your fired, literally
😂😭
😂
"The gunner is unconcious!!"
the gunner:
The red commander behind him:
The loader next to him:
YES, A HIT!
Technically, he is.
"🗣 Attack the D point" aaahhh quote
There's something morbidly comical about bro's head just casually plopping to the ground about 4 seconds after the rest of him is subjected to instantaneous de-existing.
It's the sound
That was straight out of a Mortal Kombat fatality! 😂
"They become a red mist" -YouthPastorRyan
"You flinched haha"
What the bro did to me:
Underrated asf
Erm. What the bro
No@@TeraChad23
Bro 💀 😂
This might be the best slow mo ive ever seen
There is the one where the RPG blew up in his hands shot with the same quality footage
You could see the ribs on the outside of the 💥🤯
Нереально круто
Yessss
Reminds me of Terminator for some reason
I don’t know what I expected would happen. This is the only logical outcome
Yeah but we needed to see it to make sure
That was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen
"Don't be afraid to ask questions."
What happened to the guy who asked questions:
“Hey im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!”
"Hey, i'm Steve-o and this is 'Play RPG'".
We are not welcomed into the show, if we should sacrifice our lives.
Hahahaha bruh, underrated comment.
-"Speak English Doc, we ain't scientists!"
-"I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to his lower half of his body"
I'm pretty sure we're dealing with more than "halves" at this point
Go get a mop and a bucket
How can you even reattach something that came out of that?
This is some death clock **** 😂
What top half?
"Aw man, I'm so sorry you exploded into Star dust, so can you still come in to cover your shift?"
LMFAO! Gold star for you. ⭐️
i just hang up at that point. they never say anything after... yet
"Couldn't find a replacement for CQ, see you at 1800..."
🤣🤣🤣
I love how his skull was just frozen in time as his body liquified around him
So you're saying there is still hope?
Yea that was pretty dope
embodiment of 💀
We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
@@joshuatekobo98 there’s always still hope brah
What's even more terrifying is the sheer lethality from the _CONCRETE._ Shrapnel should never be underestimated.
Yeah look at that second torso
Never expected you guys to post the uncensored footage of Adam and the RPG Incident. 🤣
Love your content! Keep it up!!
That small piece of rock went through that second guys skulls wow looks mental
Looks like rock to me 🗿
(Joke)
Shoulda put a vest on.
Second torso : "seriously bro ?"
If there wasn't cinder blocks behind the target the rocket probably wouldn't have exploded.
No es lo mismo que el cuerpo de una persona 🙄
I could survive that. I'm built different
Lol sounds like me
Built different? Nah bro you’d be built like a 2 year olds birthday cake that his parents gave him to eat by himself so they could take pictures of him tearing into it.
You're just like me fr
"This ring makes me immune to your vile magic, wizard. Try and defeat me in combat now--"
The wizard can't kill you with Fireball, so he whips out the Dwarven "Farcaster" shoulder cannon loaded with a glass cannon ball filled with Alchemist's Fire.
Wizard: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You when saying?"
Other guy: "...."
"Unlimited health activated"
Oooo that last slow mo is beautiful with the explosion.
"How it feels to chew 5 gums"
Fucking love this comment
Damn i really miss those memes, Stimulate your senses
Bringing back the meme. Nice 😂
How it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sense your stimulate.
Fckn throwback with this comment lol
The final slow-mo is by far better than anything I have ever seen in any movie, CGI or anything.🤘
Exactly , now we just need an actual stuntman to go with this irl
I was astonished! 😮
Each rib slowly bent out in a fluid red wave …I had to watch it again 😅
“Walk it off.” -Every coach ever
A band aid will fix that
@@gabecollins5585duct tape
That slo mo shot was actually fire
“There may be a slight ringing in your ears - fortunately, you’ll be no where near them.”
Just the power of the shot alone was enough to blow his lungs but damn what an exlposion
Right.. wild wild
Must be 9mm
So, in the full video, you can see that they packed that rocket case as full as they could with HE. That's why it was so front heavy. If there is such a thing as HE anti personnel rockets for the RPG-7, then this is like that on steroids. Though, iirc most anti-personnel explosive devices, launched or what-have-you, tend to rely more on fragmentation than necessarily sheer explosive power.
As a parking lot cashier I can confirm those injuries would be fatal
Stay in your lane bro and leave medical diagnoses to the pros!
"you flinched!" What bro was gona throw at me:
Ah, the most practical home defense weapon
Bro's mind: RPG? I can dodge it
Bro's body: I disagree
What do you mean I can't rocket jump?
soldier from TF2🗿
@@Berkenheim01
“Rocket Jump?! That sounds dangerous”
-Pharah
His*, not bro's
That slow mo footage was absolutely gorgeous! 🤩🤌🏼👌🏼
Kinda need those cinderblocks to detonate though.
Without them, the grenade would just pass straight through a human torso without detonation.
"Your injuries are not service related"
LMAOO
🤣
They're just not
Send it in pubg plz
😂😂😂
“okay, make sure you bring a doctors note”
Knowing this has probably happened to some poor soul in history is truly terrifying
At least youd be dead fast enough to not feel it
that one guy in north korea was executed this way
Honestly, you'd be dead so fast that you wouldn't even notice it.
Scary way to go for everyone else around you...but I doubt you'd even feel this.
You know the crazy thing is is could you believe somebody decided to try and point one of those weapons at an Abrams tank. During the battle of 73 easting.
I dare you to take a guess what the Gunner of the Abrams tank did to that sorry son of a bitch.
HE DID NOT SWITCH TO COAXIAL MACHINE GUN MOUNT
(TAKES THE FLIP OF A LITTLE CHROME TOGGLE SWITCH)
HE STAYED WITH HIS 120MM SMOOTH BORE CANNON.
"After the dust settled all I saw was a flapping uniform jacket like a leaf in the wind"
😈😈😈
that's how you put a DESERT terrorist on ICE
Grim Reaper: "That Is the sound of your internal organs being liquified at super sonic speeds." Me: "..."
The condemned man had by law a choice of the method of his execution. After asking for death by RPG, he also asked that the rat that turned him in be placed right behind him.
Source?
That never happened.
You are fucking stupid if you even for a moment think that actually happened.
@@thefakebriskehThis video? They're clearly making a story about the test dummies here.
@@Spectralyzed WHOOSH!!!!
How it feels to chew 5 Gum.
🐐
5 gum stimulate your senses
throwback
This should have more likes
Stimulate your ferrets
School nurse: here have some ice
And lay down for 30 minutes
Motrin 800*
More like: here have a peppermint
ice is the good stuff
I chipped my tooth once in elementary school, the nurse told me to eat my cheese 😂
“Rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine”
The manufacturer of these mannequins are geniuses, they probably earned the most from youtube. And thanks to them we can see such fun content 😂🙂👍
You'd hope so. Some of em look kinda intricate in their details
It’s not so funny to see this happening with a real human, those pictures follow you your whole life...
Ну это реалии жизни и со временем к этому проще относишься @@HolzDennis
"Stop resisting!!"
. . .
He stopped resisting
*existing@@firecat5279
Float like a butterfly, sting like a 2kg warhead
LMAO!!!!!!
That big chunk of him flying back down to the ground was funny asf
Doctors when your card gets declined after receiving some reconstructive surgery to your torso
Awesome comment 🤣
Gotta love America, imagine your card declining at the doctors