I think there's one comic where squirrel girl needs a time machine so she shows up at Dr dooms castle to borrow his and he lets her since he doesn't want to deal with her again
I love to imagine all of the marvel villains are like this where they just give her anything she needs because ultimately what they loose is easier to deal with then her fighting them.
And then, not even a day later, ALL CRIME in gotham? Done. Forever. And Bruce all of a sudden finds himself realizing what a bad idea this was, cause now hes made batman redundant, and he has to try to live life like a NORMAL PERSON.
"How did you defeat Thanos?" "Squirrel Power!" "How did you defeat Galactus?" "Squirrel Power!" "How did you defeat Dr. Doom?" "Squirrel Power!" "Well, how does that work?" "SQUIRREL POWER!"
@@Stepi01 Ratatoskr is an Asguardian squirrel beast/god. Full power is unknown, but the link to the world tree means it is old and powerful. Easily Odin levels of power in the form of a squirrel. Ratatoskr Nordic lore is messenger of the gods, traveling the World tree. Marvel equivalent should be Teleportation on a cosmic scale. If it's a friend to SG, few things thetenen her. TLDR Saitama squirrel buddy.
@@kopkaljdsaosquirrel girl is friends with this god. This god one punches Thor for shits and giggles. Pretty sure was 0 for 3 and S.G. plus Rattataskar added 2 more losses lolz. TBF Thor was fucking around with shit that affects the multiverse but wasn't old enough/skilled enough to be doing so and this was a threat without him realizing it.
They did kinda show how she beat Galactus and it wasn't that she beat him up. He came to eat earth and she was like "dude, you can't eat the earth, that's where i keep my stuff at man! C'mon, let's go to taco bell". And they just sat and talked and she told him about how she whupped Thanos, which Galactus thought was very funny.
Yup, Squirrel Girl's explicit "thing" is that she can't be beaten. This doesn't mean she'll get her win in a fight per se - a number of her wins are convincing people to hang out instead of causing trouble, making some wild friends in the process. So, because it does get asked from time to time: the entirely correct answer to who'd win between her and Saitama is "both of them", as they'd just end up grabbing lunch and playing video games. It's the only way for that to encounter to play out without ignoring how each of them actually works.
@insane7718 or she would win if its 20 minutes till the shop he needs to get to for a sale is closing and she hands him a coupon book for 50% off sales items
Squirrel girl actually has a few other powers that dont come up often because they're also silly and probably made up on the spot. Aside from having claws on the ends if her fingers she also has several inch long spikes she can extend out of her knuckles almost like Wolverine because of course she can. She's the only individual Deadpool is afraid of, and like Deadpool she is also aware that she's in a comic book, but is contractually obligated by Marvel to act like she doesn't, however her squirrels have no such contract and so can break the 4th wall for her.
Squirrel Girl, I think, was created to make power-scalers cry. She is what they would call street level at best, but she has some of the biggest names in Marvel in her list of victories.
if i remember correctly squirrel girl doesnt actually control the squirrels, she just talks to them. so every time theres a squirrel army or anything like that, its because she went and asked squirrels really nicely.
At the end of the day, Batman is a detective. If he is put into a scenario where he can't be a detective, he will struggle against anyone sufficiently super-human. Thats the point of the prep time argument. Given a sufficient amount of knowledge and time, batman could procure some way, some thing, or some one who could defeat the threat. Because that's what he does. But that's not really a fair fight. That's basically letting another player start with more stars in mario party
The thing is though, there is a very famous clip on youtube of Batman meeting a character that can move and shape and destroy things with her mind. And he walks away from that situation precisely because he walks in with no intention of fighting. The way Batman would 'defeat' Wanda, would be to find the quickest path to solving her problem, ideally with no death involved, and then walking up to her and giving it to her.
Her real mutant power is the ability to control plot. Deadpool and She'Hulk are aware of the greater plot but Squirrel Girl can manipulate it. Her squirrely powers are just her manifesting her love of cute and cuddly squirrels.
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Also, according to canon, her tail is extremely fluffy. Fun thing also is, that she is unbeatable even against herself, as in one comic she has an evil clone with her exact same powers and they come to a truce so her clone now rules over the negative zone.
Missed opportunities of discussion: She is neither Mutant nor Inhuman She doesn't need to overpower her foe if she can redirect their goals into another avenue (Galactus can be notified of a planet full of acorns, which happens to be a cache left by space-squirrels) Her first sidekick squirrel got fridged, which conveniently ended the use of his controversial name, making room for Tippy-toe She taught her friends rudimentary Squirrel language, granting a wide net of informants to question Taking a college course in Computer Sciences is really helpful when 10% of the villains are tech-based
@@JemieBridges Mutated outside of the common genome like Peter Parker, yes. Bearing the specific X-gene found in X-Men and their foes? No. She said they had her tested for it. Marvel Fandom wiki has her baby picture marked as Vol 2 #16 from the North+Henderson series, so that's my best guess. Still, yeah they (writers, executives) get petty about wanting characters in or out of certain categories. I do not forgive MCU Ms Marvel being told "your genes... like a mutation" Cue X-Men guitar riff.
@JemieBridges issue 1 of the 2nd run (after they stopped for secret wars 2015), her mum reveals that the doctor told her at birth she is "medically and legally distinct from being a mutant, and this I can never take back". Basically a joke because at the time Marvel were doing everything to stop fox having claim to their characters.
This reminds me of something a manga author said about what ifs about main characters fighting, that it doesn't mstter how strong a character in an action series is, they will always lose to the gag manga character, because its funny
Literally the plot of an episode of Dragon Ball Super. Arale, from an old classic Dragon Ball episode showed up, and was able to throw down with Vegeta because of it, including his recognition of the gag character status.
@@terakhanthis She's actually a character brought into DB from another of Akira's manga. Which I don't think actually takes place in the same world (which obviously isn't important for introducing a gag character).
Have you tried to keep a squirrel out of a birdfeeder? Those little critters aren't animals; they are tiny reality-bending chaos gods. Squirrel Girl is probably actually a perky Lovecraftian entity that would make Eternity shit itself and the appearance of harmlessness is the core of its power.....
If i was gonna make a wild guess as to what her "real powers" are I would guess themed reality and narrative alteration. It is limited to doing exactly what you have seen her doing... being Squirrel Girl. How did she beat Galactus or Thanos? She didn't have a long drag out fight. It happened exactly like it was seen. She approached the fight with some pre-fight snappy quips then "something happened" and they were beaten. That's it. There is the secret. It really was Squirrel Power.
COULD Bugs Bunny have solved Space Jam in 5 minutes? Yeah. But that doesn't mean he would. Bugs just wanted an excuse to build a basketball team, meet celebrities, have fun, go on an adventure.
The Norse god of shit-talking. And Queen Medb (sometimes a goddess in Irish mythology) is sometimes depicted with a bird on one shoulder and a squirrel on the other, serving as her messengers to the skies and the earth. Squirrel Girl knows all and sees all
@TarossBlackburn basically the theory behind that was as long as something is not being directly watched, they can do anything hints y in hellsing the cat boy can just revive itself whenever no one is looking at him and disappear in the same instant
35:00 these logic tiers are something I bring up at the first session of dungeons and dragons. Like, how gritty vs anime are we looking for to enjoy stuff the most.
Technically her powerset falls under the Feral subgenus of mutants. This would place her in the ranks of characters like Wolverine, Sabertooth, Wildchild, X-23, etc. She has accelerated healing, heightened senses, agility, and strength. She's just lucky to have grown up in a healthy, loving environment. She's not weak, she's just an untraumatized young lady who knows how to maintain healthy friendships...unless you p!$s her off, then she does have a berserker like the rest of them.
Ignoring the "Superman is the ultimate power" question, Goku and Kal-el would exchange a few test punches, realize the other is actually a really good guy during the opening sparring, and stop fighting. You would have to create riduculous circumstances to make them fight each other, the typical "musunderstanding on first meeting" would wear off before either even FEELS a punch from the other.
Yeah i mean, goku doesn't fight people unless the like, actually WANT TO fight, he would probably wanna fight superman, but superman probably wouldn't wanna fight him.
@dattos140 And that would usually be just to see who's tougher. If Superman was tougher, he'd accept that, and probably go train up to Kryptonian levels. 😉😂
@@dattos140 I'm sure Goku would probably make friends with Superman (having saved the planet multiple times) and convince him to some join in some friendly fights for the sake of training/fun
There should be a bit with a big red button in a glass case, with a "in case of emergency break glass" situation, and it just calls squirrel girl to save the day lol
The team runs up to the giant monster that stopping them from completing their mission and squirrel girl goes "Go on guys I've got this" when the team comes back... monsters beating
Squirrel Girl is the living embodiment of the following quote: "The person who would win in a fight is the person that the script writer wants to win!"
If y'all did a video covering the whole of the Unbeatable Squirrel girl series? I'd be here so fast I'd get a 7 in speed. B) Because it shows how she wins, and it's all very smart and super well written. I give it a re-read whenever I'm feeling really low, because it just has a kind of magic to it for me that I haven't gotten from comics in a long time.
I wanna see a death battle squirrel girl vs batman and they do a joke when they go to the battle she already beat him while they were explaining their powers and abilities
The actress who was going to play her did go on to voice her in other projects; Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors, Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show and Marvel Rivals.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is also the best at resolving confrontations peacefully. I mean, she doesn’t have to, but if she thinks a fight is unnecessary, she’s already won.
I imagine Deadpool vs squirrel girl is Deadpool refusing to fight and just trying to keep himself on screen the entire time so she can't beat him. How many unique and entertaining things can I do to keep attention on me
I like soup heroes too! Edit: she doesn't just talk to squirrels IMO. I'd say her greatest power is the ability to weaponize the 4th wall. She's all 7ns because her power literally can't be quantifiable because we never see what she can actually do.
Iv seen plenty of videos where a lone squirrel wins in a fight either with a dog, cat or human. the moment the squirrel decides to attack rather than run, whatever its fighting 9 times out of 10 runs away screaming. Squirrels also purposely mess with people and other animals just because they can.
imagine hearing that all along batman had the power to create nuclear explosions with his mind, but insisted on being a bat themed gadget hero because gadgets and bats are cool. That's how it feels to learn about squirrel girl's actual powers
To be fair, not all of her impressive wins are off camera. In the Christmas issue of Great Lakes Avengers which started the trope, she does defeat MODOK on screen, and Dr Doom's issue was that he literally had trouble targeting small fast moving squirrels. And she didn't actually fight Deadpool, because he was too scared to face her.
My college girlfriend wants more than anything to get to play squirrel girl if she’s ever introduced to the MCU. And while I feel the chances of that are slim, and her getting the part next to impossible, I would be all for it if only so I could say squirrel girl took my v-card
Even though last time I saw the channel was a couple years ago (sometime before the green tattoo that messed with greenscreen) Oddly enough it feels nostalgic seeing your channel again and seeing the intro
For Batman to beat Spide-rman, not only would you have to give Batman prep time... you would have to deny prep time to Peter as well. Peter's science/intelligence makes him at least as good at prep as Batman. Spider-man wins as many battles through his brains as he does his powers.
Spider-Man once threatened he could do the whole "Summon a nearly-endless attack swarm of the animal I'm themed after" as a joke and it terrified people into being unwilling to fight him just in case he wasn't bluffing, so honestly this is entirely believable.
I've always Love Squirrel Girl, she deserves this moment in the spotlight more than any other IP marvel has under it belt (in my opinion). My goofy little weirdos is have her glow up and I am Here FOR IT!!
My understanding of Squirrel Girl is she's sorta like Deadpool and can manipulate off screen/page events. She doesn't break the fourth wall directly, but when your power is "Never Lose" you have to figure he's got the power of the Writer which is indirectly fourth wall breaking.
Comic Thanos is basically as strong as be needs to be, at least under Starlin. I mean Odn couldn't put him down, and he fights characters that wipe out cores of dead galaxies and Galactus and such..
Joke characters (like John Helldiver, Squirrel Girl, Saitama, etc.) all work off of cartoon logic, which is why when put up against a seirius character they will always win.
I think that I heard from somewhere, that her actual power is not actually squirrel related, but she is actually a reality warper and doesn't realise it. She thinks that she has squirrel powers, and it alters reality to give her such powers, along with armies of squirrels, and makes it so all opponents are equally susceptible to said squirrel powers. In terms of comics and stories, she passively alters the meta to make herself the squirrel based hero, makes the idea of power levels meaningless. Her charm would probably be lost if any part of it was taken seriously.
Batman generally wins when the writers decide it would be more interesting for him to win. Since he doesn't have powers, it is usually more interesting for him to win. Squirrel Girl wins whenever the writers decide it would be funnier for her to win. Since she has relatively weak and silly powers, it is usually funny for her to win. Thus, Squirrel Girl would definitely defeat Batman. It would not be that interesting for Batman to win because her powers are relatively weak, and besides, she's adorable. It would be funny for Squirrel Girl to win because Batman is so serious and kind of a sourpuss.
My absolute favorite Deathbattle thing I ever saw was Discord against Bill Cypher. Also Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie. Those pretty well show what you were talking about with the whole logic thiing
I really love the addition of the Squirrel Girl Podcast(which is real on Spotify and officially canon to the 616 but only ran for one season) theme song at the end 😀😊😁
One of my favorite Squirrel Girl moments was when she was interviewed to be Danielle Cage’s nanny. She sparred with Wolverine, who was an Avenger at the time, and got him to yield when she surrounded him with a horde of angry squirrels.
But I think for that joke they forgot how old Squirrel girl actually is (College age) which is a bit sketchy considering they dated years (in universe) before she applied to be Danielle's nanny.
I honestly think it might be funnier if her stats WEREN'T all 7s, but she just wins anyway. Because the victor isn't always the one with the better stats. Asking "who would win" is a flawed question because the same characters can fight multiple times with different outcomes. Squirrel Girl doesn't win because she is better, she just wins regardless.
Oh shit Morty what did you do? Alright Morty, pack your shit. You fucked with SQUIRRELS Morty. We have to pack up and move to a new reality Morty, you know we... I said we could only do that a couple of times, we're fucked over here, because of these damn squirrels... Morty
I feel like people underestimate how powerful even a 3 out of 7 is in the marvel power scale, if 1 is normal human and 7 is nigh omnipotent, a 3/7 or 4/7 is ridiculous as it is and honestly I don't think Reed Richards should have any more than a 5, even as the "smartest man alive"
I always love the ideal of people thinking that Batman can beat anyone with prep time when the fact that he fights the person before loses gets his prep time then gets round 2 and wins then in the next story he has to lose to that person again because of insert new reason and has to prep again to win leaving him losing in the long run because they are most likely up one win
Since it was brought up, with Death Battle, one match I'd love to see is Liu Kang VS Ryu, but it'd have to be with both characters being composites of different iterations, especially since both Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter have different continuities to factor in, more with MK and how it's reset it's universe twice over game-wise with implications in one game that other MK media could be canon via timeline restarts. Other than that, I'd love Robin Hood VS King Arthur, much as it'd be mostly one-sided for Arthur given his legends tend to feature magical elements more where with Robin Hood, magic being an element is more dependent on your iteration, like Robin of Sherwood having Robin Hood be a title that also comes with a magic sword, but that's just that version, other iterations maybe simply keep things grounded as best it can for the period they're trying to represent. Though I imagine that even then, it'd be like Hercules VS Sun Wukong where it'd mostly be kept to their main known and told stories over factoring that certain shows or movies because of what they featured.
I'm not sure if it's because of Squirrel Girl, but, I have an irrational fear that (even though it'll never happen) should a zombie outbreak ever happen and I see or hear about a zombie squirrel, then I will give up then and there. Because, there's no surviving zombie squirrels.
I think one of my favorite things about Squirl Girl is that they didn't feel the need to make her conventionally attractive. You don't need to be a super model to be a girl hero.
Batman can't win against Squirrel Girl because even DC writers wouldn't want her to lose. It's funny. Even if DC refused to let Batman lose, Marvel also wouldn't let Squirrel Girl lose because that's her whole gimmick. That said, Squirrel Girl would canonically convince Batman to go home. If Batman used prep time, he would find a reason to simply avoid her either because she's unbeatable or because he would decide there was no threat.
29:18 Squirrel girl versus herself. Hear me out, alternate universe where shes The Loser Squirrel Girl. It's super serious and depressing and fucked up and then all of a sudden Unbeatable just shows up, bright and happy and silly. She sees how sad her alternate self is and wants to cheer her up. Problem is Loser has the same powers as Unbeatable but inversed, Unbeatable will always win but Loser will always be a Loser, and Unbeatable doesn't want Loser to be a loser and so what happens now?
Recently a squirrel fell down my chimney and got loose in my house. I was admittedly trying to shoo it out without hurting it, but it took almost an hour to get rid of it. I distinctly recall a moment where it jumped right at me and despite trying to grab it for 45+ minutes and it giving me the perfect opportunity, my lizard brain swatted it away. I can imagine being defeated by an army of squirrels, and I respect Squirrel Girl.
My jokey answer of how batman would win is to make sure that the intellectual property of squirrel girl was owned by a rival company to his own (Disney and WB) so that he would never *have* to fight squirrel girl because he knows he would lose.
In the new er, squirrel girl run the way that she beats people is shown now. So in order to be Craven she got a bunch of squirrels to run down his throat. She ended up beating Galactus by making fun of Thanos and they laugh together on the moon. It was a really stupid fun run and she ended up teaming up with Howard the duck. The best part of that run though was the editor making comments in the margins. I laughed out loud so many times. I like me a dark brooding comic book at times like Batman's one of the top tier, Wolverine is really big for a reason. X-Force is one of my favorite comic book runs, but squirrel girl is my favorite comic book. Character bar none.
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I think there's one comic where squirrel girl needs a time machine so she shows up at Dr dooms castle to borrow his and he lets her since he doesn't want to deal with her again
I love to imagine all of the marvel villains are like this where they just give her anything she needs because ultimately what they loose is easier to deal with then her fighting them.
@@404maxnotfoundand you know some of them have ptsd from the last time they fought her
Batman would see a rodent themed child backflipping through the city and the bat family gets a new member.
And then, not even a day later, ALL CRIME in gotham? Done. Forever.
And Bruce all of a sudden finds himself realizing what a bad idea this was, cause now hes made batman redundant, and he has to try to live life like a NORMAL PERSON.
@@theredheadrevolution4156correction, a Normal RICH person
Squirrel Girl would adopt Batman.
@@ray-raypacheco276 like the cat distribution system
Why is this funny 😂
"How did you defeat Thanos?"
"Squirrel Power!"
"How did you defeat Galactus?"
"Squirrel Power!"
"How did you defeat Dr. Doom?"
"Squirrel Power!"
"Well, how does that work?"
"SQUIRREL POWER!"
@@Stepi01 Ratatoskr is an Asguardian squirrel beast/god. Full power is unknown, but the link to the world tree means it is old and powerful. Easily Odin levels of power in the form of a squirrel. Ratatoskr Nordic lore is messenger of the gods, traveling the World tree. Marvel equivalent should be Teleportation on a cosmic scale. If it's a friend to SG, few things thetenen her.
TLDR Saitama squirrel buddy.
@@kopkaljdsao Oh I remember that one. Ratatoskr was DEFINITELY not her friend at first, but they're cool now. Squirrel Girl always wins. 👍
Squirrel Girl looks at Dom, and goes "Who needs family... when you've got squirrel power."
@@kopkaljdsaosquirrel girl is friends with this god. This god one punches Thor for shits and giggles. Pretty sure was 0 for 3 and S.G. plus Rattataskar added 2 more losses lolz. TBF Thor was fucking around with shit that affects the multiverse but wasn't old enough/skilled enough to be doing so and this was a threat without him realizing it.
They did kinda show how she beat Galactus and it wasn't that she beat him up. He came to eat earth and she was like "dude, you can't eat the earth, that's where i keep my stuff at man! C'mon, let's go to taco bell".
And they just sat and talked and she told him about how she whupped Thanos, which Galactus thought was very funny.
Yup, Squirrel Girl's explicit "thing" is that she can't be beaten. This doesn't mean she'll get her win in a fight per se - a number of her wins are convincing people to hang out instead of causing trouble, making some wild friends in the process.
So, because it does get asked from time to time: the entirely correct answer to who'd win between her and Saitama is "both of them", as they'd just end up grabbing lunch and playing video games. It's the only way for that to encounter to play out without ignoring how each of them actually works.
Huh neat
Saitama would lose if lets say they played videogames
@insane7718 or she would win if its 20 minutes till the shop he needs to get to for a sale is closing and she hands him a coupon book for 50% off sales items
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Wait, are you telling me Squirrel Girl knows Naruto's most powerful technique:"THE TALK NO JUTSU?!"
My word, she truly is unbeatable...😨
Or she evades him moskito stil until saitama gives up.
Squirrel girl actually has a few other powers that dont come up often because they're also silly and probably made up on the spot.
Aside from having claws on the ends if her fingers she also has several inch long spikes she can extend out of her knuckles almost like Wolverine because of course she can.
She's the only individual Deadpool is afraid of, and like Deadpool she is also aware that she's in a comic book, but is contractually obligated by Marvel to act like she doesn't, however her squirrels have no such contract and so can break the 4th wall for her.
Squirrel Girl, I think, was created to make power-scalers cry.
She is what they would call street level at best, but she has some of the biggest names in Marvel in her list of victories.
Thank you for using my absolutely favorite art of Squirrel Girl for the thumbnail. She's had a lot of different looks but that one speaks to me.
*careless whisper plays*
that one sqeaks to me.
She beat Mephisto in hell by summoning every squirrel that's ever died like the ghost army in LoTR
if i remember correctly squirrel girl doesnt actually control the squirrels, she just talks to them. so every time theres a squirrel army or anything like that, its because she went and asked squirrels really nicely.
At the end of the day, Batman is a detective. If he is put into a scenario where he can't be a detective, he will struggle against anyone sufficiently super-human. Thats the point of the prep time argument. Given a sufficient amount of knowledge and time, batman could procure some way, some thing, or some one who could defeat the threat. Because that's what he does. But that's not really a fair fight. That's basically letting another player start with more stars in mario party
The thing is though, there is a very famous clip on youtube of Batman meeting a character that can move and shape and destroy things with her mind. And he walks away from that situation precisely because he walks in with no intention of fighting.
The way Batman would 'defeat' Wanda, would be to find the quickest path to solving her problem, ideally with no death involved, and then walking up to her and giving it to her.
I love the 2015 run of squirrel girl comics. Its great how many fights she wins by befriending the villain, like Kraven the hunter.
I got those comics as a kid (tween?) and I absolutely adored them! She solves everything with the power of friendship it's so lovely!
Her real mutant power is the ability to control plot. Deadpool and She'Hulk are aware of the greater plot but Squirrel Girl can manipulate it. Her squirrely powers are just her manifesting her love of cute and cuddly squirrels.
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Also, according to canon, her tail is extremely fluffy.
Fun thing also is, that she is unbeatable even against herself, as in one comic she has an evil clone with her exact same powers and they come to a truce so her clone now rules over the negative zone.
Missed opportunities of discussion:
She is neither Mutant nor Inhuman
She doesn't need to overpower her foe if she can redirect their goals into another avenue (Galactus can be notified of a planet full of acorns, which happens to be a cache left by space-squirrels)
Her first sidekick squirrel got fridged, which conveniently ended the use of his controversial name, making room for Tippy-toe
She taught her friends rudimentary Squirrel language, granting a wide net of informants to question
Taking a college course in Computer Sciences is really helpful when 10% of the villains are tech-based
She absolutely was a mutant. Her parents denial is hardcore. I want to see the issue where they address that.
@@JemieBridges Mutated outside of the common genome like Peter Parker, yes. Bearing the specific X-gene found in X-Men and their foes? No. She said they had her tested for it.
Marvel Fandom wiki has her baby picture marked as Vol 2 #16 from the North+Henderson series, so that's my best guess.
Still, yeah they (writers, executives) get petty about wanting characters in or out of certain categories. I do not forgive MCU Ms Marvel being told "your genes... like a mutation" Cue X-Men guitar riff.
@JemieBridges issue 1 of the 2nd run (after they stopped for secret wars 2015), her mum reveals that the doctor told her at birth she is "medically and legally distinct from being a mutant, and this I can never take back".
Basically a joke because at the time Marvel were doing everything to stop fox having claim to their characters.
@@JemieBridgesshe's more of a "Mutate" like Spidey & Deadpool, rather than a Mutant.
This reminds me of something a manga author said about what ifs about main characters fighting, that it doesn't mstter how strong a character in an action series is, they will always lose to the gag manga character, because its funny
Literally the plot of an episode of Dragon Ball Super. Arale, from an old classic Dragon Ball episode showed up, and was able to throw down with Vegeta because of it, including his recognition of the gag character status.
@@terakhanthis She's actually a character brought into DB from another of Akira's manga. Which I don't think actually takes place in the same world (which obviously isn't important for introducing a gag character).
28:38 Ironically, the "my favourite character wins" method is the most accurate to the comics.
Have you tried to keep a squirrel out of a birdfeeder? Those little critters aren't animals; they are tiny reality-bending chaos gods. Squirrel Girl is probably actually a perky Lovecraftian entity that would make Eternity shit itself and the appearance of harmlessness is the core of its power.....
She isn't. But her new BFF is, and it's day job is keeping Chluthu/Juggernaut/tentecles.
If i was gonna make a wild guess as to what her "real powers" are I would guess themed reality and narrative alteration. It is limited to doing exactly what you have seen her doing... being Squirrel Girl. How did she beat Galactus or Thanos? She didn't have a long drag out fight. It happened exactly like it was seen. She approached the fight with some pre-fight snappy quips then "something happened" and they were beaten. That's it. There is the secret. It really was Squirrel Power.
Not even death battle is immune to "they won because the writers wanted them to" in the case of green lantern vs ben 10
COULD Bugs Bunny have solved Space Jam in 5 minutes? Yeah.
But that doesn't mean he would. Bugs just wanted an excuse to build a basketball team, meet celebrities, have fun, go on an adventure.
Ratatoskr (squirrel) from the World tree. She controls squirrels. Mystery of godly powers solved.
The Norse god of shit-talking. And Queen Medb (sometimes a goddess in Irish mythology) is sometimes depicted with a bird on one shoulder and a squirrel on the other, serving as her messengers to the skies and the earth. Squirrel Girl knows all and sees all
She doesn't control Ratatoskr, just befriended "her"
@@irishdc9523 I like to imagine that Squirrel Girl is just the chosen of EVERY single Rodent God in the universe simultaneously
Batman has the biggest 7 in wealth.
No ...Batman biggest 7 is his intelejensi......
Schrödinger's cat but as a squirrel girl
Warrant Officer Shrödinger?
@TarossBlackburn basically the theory behind that was as long as something is not being directly watched, they can do anything hints y in hellsing the cat boy can just revive itself whenever no one is looking at him and disappear in the same instant
Goku: Interesting, I'd like to test that out for myself now.
Famous last words before being filled with acorns from both ends by an army of squirrels
Cut to the Vegeta chating for a minute.
Cut back to Goku on the ground with a handful of squirrels gnawing at him.
Rip Goku
A few minutes later goku laying in Yamcha pose in the ground while squirrels playing fetch on his beaten body
SG would show Gokua great recipe for walnut fried rice and the fight would never happen.
I will always appreciate that last Goku VS Superman where they end it with the two just having fun; pure love of a good scrap and improving.
Squirrel Girl: I am the most powerful entity in Marvel
DJChamp: "SO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO A MF INFINITE?"
She already learned Servbot's Lunch Rush super but she does it with an infinite number of squirrels
35:00 these logic tiers are something I bring up at the first session of dungeons and dragons. Like, how gritty vs anime are we looking for to enjoy stuff the most.
As someone who's terrified of squirrels, yeah, OBVIOUSLY she's the most powerful cape
Technically her powerset falls under the Feral subgenus of mutants. This would place her in the ranks of characters like Wolverine, Sabertooth, Wildchild, X-23, etc. She has accelerated healing, heightened senses, agility, and strength. She's just lucky to have grown up in a healthy, loving environment. She's not weak, she's just an untraumatized young lady who knows how to maintain healthy friendships...unless you p!$s her off, then she does have a berserker like the rest of them.
Ignoring the "Superman is the ultimate power" question, Goku and Kal-el would exchange a few test punches, realize the other is actually a really good guy during the opening sparring, and stop fighting. You would have to create riduculous circumstances to make them fight each other, the typical "musunderstanding on first meeting" would wear off before either even FEELS a punch from the other.
Yeah i mean, goku doesn't fight people unless the like, actually WANT TO fight, he would probably wanna fight superman, but superman probably wouldn't wanna fight him.
@dattos140 And that would usually be just to see who's tougher. If Superman was tougher, he'd accept that, and probably go train up to Kryptonian levels. 😉😂
@@dattos140 I'm sure Goku would probably make friends with Superman (having saved the planet multiple times) and convince him to some join in some friendly fights for the sake of training/fun
She's a proportionally sized Ratatoskr.
This would be the single greatest thing bro, imagine 9 movies leading up to a big bad , and they walk into squirm girl saying yeah they’re dead
Superman vs Goku got brought up at an old job. Had a good laugh at Superman wins the deathbattle, but Goku wins the rap battle.
There should be a bit with a big red button in a glass case, with a "in case of emergency break glass" situation, and it just calls squirrel girl to save the day lol
The team runs up to the giant monster that stopping them from completing their mission and squirrel girl goes "Go on guys I've got this" when the team comes back... monsters beating
Squirrel Girl is the living embodiment of the following quote:
"The person who would win in a fight is the person that the script writer wants to win!"
I always loved the cover where the Hulk is holding up an entire mountain to keep it from crushing everyone else there.
If y'all did a video covering the whole of the Unbeatable Squirrel girl series? I'd be here so fast I'd get a 7 in speed. B) Because it shows how she wins, and it's all very smart and super well written. I give it a re-read whenever I'm feeling really low, because it just has a kind of magic to it for me that I haven't gotten from comics in a long time.
seconded. It even includes a special where it shows exactly how she beats up the entire marvel universe! Which is really great.
I wanna see a death battle squirrel girl vs batman and they do a joke when they go to the battle she already beat him while they were explaining their powers and abilities
Such a shame that the show with AT&T squirrel girl never got made her costume looked cute
The actress who was going to play her did go on to voice her in other projects; Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors, Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show and Marvel Rivals.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is also the best at resolving confrontations peacefully. I mean, she doesn’t have to, but if she thinks a fight is unnecessary, she’s already won.
I imagine Deadpool vs squirrel girl is Deadpool refusing to fight and just trying to keep himself on screen the entire time so she can't beat him. How many unique and entertaining things can I do to keep attention on me
I kinda want a comic of her and Spider-man just hanging out stopping street level crimes throughout the day
Squirrel Girl is how the last MCU movie will end.
Squirrel Girl is probably friends with Sandy Cheeks, that’s how she became unbeatable.
Batman would never beat squirrel girl. But he would offer her a job.
Squirrel Girl has the ultimate power: plot armour.
Ryan North is a great writer, too.
Rick and Morty respect the squirrel power. They left their universe to avoid getting attacked by them
I was looking for this comment and found it! 😁
You know it's going to be a good video when they close out the main topic and there's still have the video left
I like soup heroes too!
Edit: she doesn't just talk to squirrels IMO. I'd say her greatest power is the ability to weaponize the 4th wall. She's all 7ns because her power literally can't be quantifiable because we never see what she can actually do.
Iv seen plenty of videos where a lone squirrel wins in a fight either with a dog, cat or human. the moment the squirrel decides to attack rather than run, whatever its fighting 9 times out of 10 runs away screaming. Squirrels also purposely mess with people and other animals just because they can.
18:04 "A stampede of infinite squirrels"? Sounds like she's connecting to the Squirrel Force 🤔
imagine hearing that all along batman had the power to create nuclear explosions with his mind, but insisted on being a bat themed gadget hero because gadgets and bats are cool. That's how it feels to learn about squirrel girl's actual powers
To be fair, not all of her impressive wins are off camera. In the Christmas issue of Great Lakes Avengers which started the trope, she does defeat MODOK on screen, and Dr Doom's issue was that he literally had trouble targeting small fast moving squirrels. And she didn't actually fight Deadpool, because he was too scared to face her.
My college girlfriend wants more than anything to get to play squirrel girl if she’s ever introduced to the MCU. And while I feel the chances of that are slim, and her getting the part next to impossible, I would be all for it if only so I could say squirrel girl took my v-card
The odds are near-infinitely stacked against it, but hopefully she pulls some Squirrel Girl level stuff and gets the roll.
Not even Rick Sanchez go against the squirrel Mafia.
Even though last time I saw the channel was a couple years ago (sometime before the green tattoo that messed with greenscreen)
Oddly enough it feels nostalgic seeing your channel again and seeing the intro
I just love how ridiculous her story is, she was the babysitter to Luke Cage and Jessica Jones' kid and she is Wolverine's favorite sparring partner
Oh shit I heard that line in marvel rivals and was confused because the way it was worded I thought she babysat Luke cage not his kids.
I wouldn't say she was his favorite. She went kinda hard and had him on the backfoot.
For Batman to beat Spide-rman, not only would you have to give Batman prep time... you would have to deny prep time to Peter as well. Peter's science/intelligence makes him at least as good at prep as Batman. Spider-man wins as many battles through his brains as he does his powers.
Spider-Man once threatened he could do the whole "Summon a nearly-endless attack swarm of the animal I'm themed after" as a joke and it terrified people into being unwilling to fight him just in case he wasn't bluffing, so honestly this is entirely believable.
I've always Love Squirrel Girl, she deserves this moment in the spotlight more than any other IP marvel has under it belt (in my opinion). My goofy little weirdos is have her glow up and I am Here FOR IT!!
My understanding of Squirrel Girl is she's sorta like Deadpool and can manipulate off screen/page events. She doesn't break the fourth wall directly, but when your power is "Never Lose" you have to figure he's got the power of the Writer which is indirectly fourth wall breaking.
Comic Thanos is basically as strong as be needs to be, at least under Starlin. I mean Odn couldn't put him down, and he fights characters that wipe out cores of dead galaxies and Galactus and such..
That's almost always when he has at least 1 of the infinity stones. Base Thanos is not cosmically powerful.
@@thomasdahlberg5920 There's also the allegedly weaker clones though, that one Thor fought needed special Skyfather gear to really hurt him.
It's all fun and games before you remember how many squirrels exist on the planet at any given time
Joke characters (like John Helldiver, Squirrel Girl, Saitama, etc.) all work off of cartoon logic, which is why when put up against a seirius character they will always win.
I think that I heard from somewhere, that her actual power is not actually squirrel related, but she is actually a reality warper and doesn't realise it. She thinks that she has squirrel powers, and it alters reality to give her such powers, along with armies of squirrels, and makes it so all opponents are equally susceptible to said squirrel powers.
In terms of comics and stories, she passively alters the meta to make herself the squirrel based hero, makes the idea of power levels meaningless. Her charm would probably be lost if any part of it was taken seriously.
Part of SG's skills could possibly be like Domino, where there's a certain level of luck that is just destined to happen.
Batman generally wins when the writers decide it would be more interesting for him to win. Since he doesn't have powers, it is usually more interesting for him to win.
Squirrel Girl wins whenever the writers decide it would be funnier for her to win. Since she has relatively weak and silly powers, it is usually funny for her to win.
Thus, Squirrel Girl would definitely defeat Batman.
It would not be that interesting for Batman to win because her powers are relatively weak, and besides, she's adorable.
It would be funny for Squirrel Girl to win because Batman is so serious and kind of a sourpuss.
This is the first Fact Fiend in 10 months thats been recommended to me, im happy youre back
My absolute favorite Deathbattle thing I ever saw was Discord against Bill Cypher. Also Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie. Those pretty well show what you were talking about with the whole logic thiing
It makes me think of the MTG meme of 15 1/1 squirrels being able to take down Emrakul, and giant world ending 15/15 flying spaghetti monster lol!!
I really love the addition of the Squirrel Girl Podcast(which is real on Spotify and officially canon to the 616 but only ran for one season) theme song at the end 😀😊😁
Even Rick Sanchez won't go in against squirrels.
Btw, i love how its been years since covid and his name is still "Far and away" Lucas.
One of my favorite Squirrel Girl moments was when she was interviewed to be Danielle Cage’s nanny. She sparred with Wolverine, who was an Avenger at the time, and got him to yield when she surrounded him with a horde of angry squirrels.
She had incentive also she doesn't like Logan because they used to date and it didn't end well
But I think for that joke they forgot how old Squirrel girl actually is (College age) which is a bit sketchy considering they dated years (in universe) before she applied to be Danielle's nanny.
I honestly think it might be funnier if her stats WEREN'T all 7s, but she just wins anyway.
Because the victor isn't always the one with the better stats.
Asking "who would win" is a flawed question because the same characters can fight multiple times with different outcomes.
Squirrel Girl doesn't win because she is better, she just wins regardless.
They need to do a squirrel girl One Punch Man crossover comic
Right when the fight starts it cuts to Genos doing something and then comes back to a beaten Saitama.
They *may* fight in Death Battle
Now I'm curious if Adam West has a can of squirrel repellent
Edit typo fixed
It would likely be rodent repellant, but only if someone comments on the irony of it being used by the flying rodent man.
..... Wait..... Squirrel girl HAS lost at least once!
Perhaps not directly, however....
"Deadpool kills the marvel universe"
She was probably in another multiverse for some reason when he did that
Oh shit Morty what did you do? Alright Morty, pack your shit. You fucked with SQUIRRELS Morty. We have to pack up and move to a new reality Morty, you know we... I said we could only do that a couple of times, we're fucked over here, because of these damn squirrels... Morty
I feel like people underestimate how powerful even a 3 out of 7 is in the marvel power scale, if 1 is normal human and 7 is nigh omnipotent, a 3/7 or 4/7 is ridiculous as it is and honestly I don't think Reed Richards should have any more than a 5, even as the "smartest man alive"
If you don't mention the squirrel-a-gig I'm rioting.
For God's sake, don't let New York Department of Environmental Conservation know about Squirrel Girl or Rocket Raccoon.
I always love the ideal of people thinking that Batman can beat anyone with prep time when the fact that he fights the person before loses gets his prep time then gets round 2 and wins then in the next story he has to lose to that person again because of insert new reason and has to prep again to win leaving him losing in the long run because they are most likely up one win
Since it was brought up, with Death Battle, one match I'd love to see is Liu Kang VS Ryu, but it'd have to be with both characters being composites of different iterations, especially since both Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter have different continuities to factor in, more with MK and how it's reset it's universe twice over game-wise with implications in one game that other MK media could be canon via timeline restarts.
Other than that, I'd love Robin Hood VS King Arthur, much as it'd be mostly one-sided for Arthur given his legends tend to feature magical elements more where with Robin Hood, magic being an element is more dependent on your iteration, like Robin of Sherwood having Robin Hood be a title that also comes with a magic sword, but that's just that version, other iterations maybe simply keep things grounded as best it can for the period they're trying to represent.
Though I imagine that even then, it'd be like Hercules VS Sun Wukong where it'd mostly be kept to their main known and told stories over factoring that certain shows or movies because of what they featured.
UA-cam stopped recommending this channel to me and i thought it had ceased until now
I'm not sure if it's because of Squirrel Girl, but, I have an irrational fear that (even though it'll never happen) should a zombie outbreak ever happen and I see or hear about a zombie squirrel, then I will give up then and there.
Because, there's no surviving zombie squirrels.
I think one of my favorite things about Squirl Girl is that they didn't feel the need to make her conventionally attractive. You don't need to be a super model to be a girl hero.
Alot of people like to say she secretly has probability control which is why she cant lose
Batman can't win against Squirrel Girl because even DC writers wouldn't want her to lose. It's funny.
Even if DC refused to let Batman lose, Marvel also wouldn't let Squirrel Girl lose because that's her whole gimmick.
That said, Squirrel Girl would canonically convince Batman to go home. If Batman used prep time, he would find a reason to simply avoid her either because she's unbeatable or because he would decide there was no threat.
My favorite thing about SG is she's Powermans kids nanny
Mantis shrimp can punch so fast, they make sonic booms that produce heat comparable to the surface of the sun. They do this to knock fish out.
Her power grid scores should've all been question marks.
How Batman beats squirrel girl:
Batman: I’ll win at losing
Squirrel girl: *Head explodes
29:18 Squirrel girl versus herself. Hear me out, alternate universe where shes The Loser Squirrel Girl. It's super serious and depressing and fucked up and then all of a sudden Unbeatable just shows up, bright and happy and silly. She sees how sad her alternate self is and wants to cheer her up. Problem is Loser has the same powers as Unbeatable but inversed, Unbeatable will always win but Loser will always be a Loser, and Unbeatable doesn't want Loser to be a loser and so what happens now?
This would be a HILARIOUS show
Recently a squirrel fell down my chimney and got loose in my house. I was admittedly trying to shoo it out without hurting it, but it took almost an hour to get rid of it. I distinctly recall a moment where it jumped right at me and despite trying to grab it for 45+ minutes and it giving me the perfect opportunity, my lizard brain swatted it away. I can imagine being defeated by an army of squirrels, and I respect Squirrel Girl.
My jokey answer of how batman would win is to make sure that the intellectual property of squirrel girl was owned by a rival company to his own (Disney and WB) so that he would never *have* to fight squirrel girl because he knows he would lose.
My problem with death battle is they often ignore certain information because it skews the results too much
Alsl giving them powers that they never had in any canon iteration *coughcough android 18 coughcough*
In the new er, squirrel girl run the way that she beats people is shown now. So in order to be Craven she got a bunch of squirrels to run down his throat. She ended up beating Galactus by making fun of Thanos and they laugh together on the moon. It was a really stupid fun run and she ended up teaming up with Howard the duck. The best part of that run though was the editor making comments in the margins. I laughed out loud so many times. I like me a dark brooding comic book at times like Batman's one of the top tier, Wolverine is really big for a reason. X-Force is one of my favorite comic book runs, but squirrel girl is my favorite comic book. Character bar none.