Uki and Kotoka's COOKING Stream but Uki is Slowly Losing His Sanity..

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  • @kazclips
    @kazclips  10 місяців тому +502

    Another cooking Collab with uki this week...

  • @Pastel_aster
    @Pastel_aster 11 місяців тому +3737

    This felt like uki being the “EVERYONES SO CREATIVE” girl

    • @AD-lh3jk
      @AD-lh3jk 11 місяців тому +75

      I haven’t even reached 1 min yet but could already see this being true
      I blame FutureCanoe for making the meme instinctively familiar lol

    • @ZoëTestament
      @ZoëTestament 11 місяців тому

      IT AINT GOING TO SLID DOWN EASY IF IT AINT CHESSEY@@AD-lh3jk

  • @FleshMelon_YesItIs
    @FleshMelon_YesItIs 11 місяців тому +1981

    Kotoka: adds milk
    Uki: Separate...S E P A R A T E 👹👹

  • @dongerydoo5736
    @dongerydoo5736 11 місяців тому +3007

    Kotoka dont want buy stuff that she might not use
    Also kotoka : buys a drill
    😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +265

      a drill and a fork go woooshoo

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 11 місяців тому +96

      Wdym she's not using drill? It's a kitchen staple

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +200

      Sadly she had to choose between the drill and her life bc uki was ready to kill her

    • @sparo_splat
      @sparo_splat 11 місяців тому +41

      She used it to make cotton candy it's useful 😂

    • @LloydShovel
      @LloydShovel 11 місяців тому +25

      ​@@sparo_splatexcuse me? A what now to what now?

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard 11 місяців тому +1762

    Uki is your supportive Gay Best Friend that isn't afraid to judge you and let u know when ur slippin'.

  • @kito5248
    @kito5248 11 місяців тому +465

    I like how the entire "do you have" was just "damn girl you live like this"

  • @peppergemini6
    @peppergemini6 11 місяців тому +963

    This is so funny cuz Uki is always calm and now I wasn’t surprised when Vox yelled at Mysta. It’s really frustrating to see. 😂

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 11 місяців тому +125

      Uki has the patience of a Saint

    • @Reverie5067
      @Reverie5067 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Fanimati0nreal

  • @khushiebhat7242
    @khushiebhat7242 11 місяців тому +349

    Love how she doesn’t have basic stuff but garam masala she does have 😂😂

    • @Draethiox
      @Draethiox 10 місяців тому +70

      and three parsley shakers

    • @white518
      @white518 10 місяців тому +44

      And a drill...somehow...

  • @statixfear
    @statixfear 11 місяців тому +1264

    I love how Kotoka's practically built up her own identity and niche within the NijiEN space... for better or for worse 😂

    • @bored_boar
      @bored_boar 11 місяців тому +203

      Her own crusty, moldy, potentially inhabited-by-rodents space, inhabited only by Scarle and her

    • @tempaccount7024
      @tempaccount7024 11 місяців тому +86

      She's taken up the mantle of cooking horr- well in Niji! Yeah, definitely well.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 9 місяців тому +18

      @@tempaccount7024 why is it always the english-speaking japanese blondes?

  • @pank7621
    @pank7621 11 місяців тому +957

    I've never watched Uki before but he's hilarious lol. The *thud* of Kotoka putting the baking powder in front of the camera and Uki going "...oh my God" had me going. 😂

  • @foreverdiceroll
    @foreverdiceroll 11 місяців тому +552

    Uki is the new mom of niji

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 11 місяців тому +164

      ukimama about to disown all of his children, starting with kotoka lol

    • @Yin_Tasuni-San
      @Yin_Tasuni-San 11 місяців тому +4

      Well that's sad

    • @zeallia
      @zeallia 11 місяців тому +3

      Sadge

    • @q3224
      @q3224 10 місяців тому +20

      Uki was always a mom tho lmao

    • @foreverdiceroll
      @foreverdiceroll 10 місяців тому +4

      @@q3224 well he stole job after Nina left

  • @theslightlytiltedcat
    @theslightlytiltedcat 11 місяців тому +283

    Out of all of Kotoka's mischief in her kitchen, this looked the most edible.

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +64

      Bless uki for keeping her in check 😭

  • @maggby
    @maggby 11 місяців тому +443

    I actually burst out laughing when Kotoka shows the center piece cake with little to no amount of coffee in the cup🤣

    • @-jennie_Bear-
      @-jennie_Bear- 8 місяців тому +9

      I'm pretty sure there was more coffee on the little dish that tea cups are placed in then in the actual cup

    • @kishua9619
      @kishua9619 7 місяців тому +6

      With more coffee on the plate than in the cup ✋😭

    • @kayaa5359
      @kayaa5359 7 місяців тому +2

      I honestly expected her to take a sip from the plate at that point XD

  • @Laevatrien2
    @Laevatrien2 11 місяців тому +388

    My favorite moment watching this stream was when, Uki wondered about how previous teachers managed, I then opened the previous stream with Belmond and I happened upon a part where Belmond was absolutely panicking.

  • @jst1215
    @jst1215 11 місяців тому +588

    The fact that Uki genuinely had to ask if she had salt is what really sells the whole Kotoka Cooking Experience

  • @jackelhog
    @jackelhog 11 місяців тому +694

    My condolences to Uki - the things you do for content is admirable

    • @AnxoTheFallen
      @AnxoTheFallen 11 місяців тому +106

      At first he did that for content but after ingredient reveal he was fighting to save the rest of his sanity

  • @st0rmy66
    @st0rmy66 11 місяців тому +328

    Welp. Wet tatami is a nightmare to clean unless you spend a few hundred bucks to get it cleaned

    • @KaraShadows95
      @KaraShadows95 11 місяців тому +80

      Her tatami has seen some things

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 11 місяців тому +442

    Kotoka actually lowkey could've saved this by buying oranges on a whim and add the zest of the orange to give it a very light orangy taste but at this point I'm scared to ask if she has a grater because I'm sure she'd put a knife on a drill and try to do it that way 🤣

    • @sweetmeloday5935
      @sweetmeloday5935 11 місяців тому +59

      Funny thing is she did got the zest but not with a grater but a peeler 😂
      Edit: scratch what I said that wasn't a zest that's like pieces of the skin at this point hahahaha 😂

    • @VisualEnjoyer9756
      @VisualEnjoyer9756 11 місяців тому +40

      @@sweetmeloday5935 When she brought out the drill I felt Uki's silence ngl 🤣

    • @bdyussenov477
      @bdyussenov477 11 місяців тому +6

      They looked like tangerines tbh but maybe Japan has different kind of oranges idk

  • @Theonesleepycell
    @Theonesleepycell 11 місяців тому +311

    Uki is that one concerned parent who supports you from afar, but inside he’s just concerned, uki looked in pain through out the whole video/stream…but he’s coping, he’s that supportive parent

  • @Pandymeez
    @Pandymeez 11 місяців тому +346

    Dude shoutout to Uki for being the strongest person ever during this 🤣 There’s so many times I would have given up just from being purely baffled.

  • @danteredgrave5238
    @danteredgrave5238 11 місяців тому +647

    I am actually surprised that a lot of the livers are allowed to live alone and unsupervised 😂

    • @ruta_VA
      @ruta_VA 10 місяців тому +90

      like why does kotoka have 3 bottles of parsley WHO EATS THAT MUCH PARSLEY

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 9 місяців тому +41

      @@ruta_VA definitely just her forgetting that she has it so she went and buy another one lmao

  • @deeuphrosyne
    @deeuphrosyne 11 місяців тому +2503

    Kotoka: I did well, Uki will be so proud
    Uki: I’m gonna kill her
    Kotoka: I’m afraid Uki will say “I’m going to kill her”
    😂😂😂

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 11 місяців тому +143

      Uki: Wow, she knows me so well

    • @usagiayumi5
      @usagiayumi5 11 місяців тому +1

      @@VampireSentoki56”I’ll krill her” lol

  • @suffocating179
    @suffocating179 11 місяців тому +456

    I am so surprised that they were baking the cake but not once measured anything 😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +168

      Kotoka doesn't have measuring cups because of course she doesn't 🧍

    • @suffocating179
      @suffocating179 11 місяців тому +51

      @@kazclipsWell at least you could use small spoon or a glass to approximate the quantity but it is what it is 😂

    • @justsomeguywithoutamask9602
      @justsomeguywithoutamask9602 11 місяців тому

      ​@@kazclipsshe's asian
      measuring cups are for pussies, asian people's measuring cups are the ancestor's calls

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 9 місяців тому +11

      As a -good chef- ghost once said
      "COOKING IS FROM THE SOUL!"
      "FUCK YOU YOU'RE USING YOUR EYES"
      -a certain fisherman

  • @Mac_Spector
    @Mac_Spector 11 місяців тому +198

    Well... as long as she's proud of herself and Uki doesn't end her, seems good to me

  • @zanare88
    @zanare88 11 місяців тому +107

    Kotoka: I can cook
    Everyone: "yeah...."

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 11 місяців тому +14

      "Can cook" & "can cook *well*" are different things

  • @nyx_nycto
    @nyx_nycto 11 місяців тому +167

    As someone who literally has a Mother that is a baker, I know a lot about baking, so this was just painful to watch😭

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN 11 місяців тому +3

      Gaahhh! I think I got radiation poison from watching this 😭

  • @Lumari3
    @Lumari3 11 місяців тому +139

    Ukimama really had to get creative😭😭😭

  • @Zircaa
    @Zircaa 11 місяців тому +279

    uki's mind moving a mile a minute thinking of how to remedy this lmao
    thanks for clipping this! this is so hilarious yet wholesome at the same time ☺

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 9 місяців тому +43

    It opened so well with her ingredients and then the moment she said “coffee creamer” it was all down hill.

  • @CometNeverLanding
    @CometNeverLanding 11 місяців тому +93

    I love how Kotaka predicted exactly what Uki said abt him killing her💀

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w 11 місяців тому +119

    Koto not knowing how to crack an egg threw me for a loop wtf lol

  • @Serje1227
    @Serje1227 11 місяців тому +75

    Dude the tension with that coffee. It truly was a ticking time bomb and my eyes were on it the whole time it was full

  • @zieventeen
    @zieventeen 11 місяців тому +75

    I lost it when the tea cup incident happened. The silence has got to be the funniest response

  • @moonmun
    @moonmun 11 місяців тому +112

    How Uki was able to keep his sanity intact was a win in itself 😂

  • @jonelervorths4110
    @jonelervorths4110 11 місяців тому +88

    Woah, he must be a God tier instructor, if he can help Kotoka make something non-toxic.

  • @mikaro902
    @mikaro902 11 місяців тому +95

    I'm not the same person after watching Kotoka cook, I'm not ok

  • @zaza1998ful
    @zaza1998ful 10 місяців тому +60

    As someone who bakes, my eyes just went really wide when she poured the amount of baking powder that she did HAHAHA Also, the way she’s having a hard time cracking an egg 😭

  • @Basil-Spice
    @Basil-Spice 11 місяців тому +462

    Uki: "That is...fine."
    Kotoka: "It's good!?"
    I feel there's been a leap somewhere between the two meanings that were trying to be conveyed.

  • @madamadadane7989
    @madamadadane7989 9 місяців тому +32

    The way she fucking drank the milk and be was like “ARE YOU DRINKING IT??” 😂 This was legendary.

  • @darklordumbreon
    @darklordumbreon 10 місяців тому +44

    If mysta didn't graduate, I'd fear a cooking collab between him and Kotoka-

  • @yugoxgc
    @yugoxgc 11 місяців тому +92

    Ngl Uki's sanity is pretty OP

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 10 місяців тому +42

    Uki was being so cautious asking if it was normal milk LMFAO.

  • @candi_appel
    @candi_appel 11 місяців тому +46

    watching her attempt to crack an egg was the emotional equivalent of watching that one guy try to cut a sandwich and repeatedly almost cut his hand for me

  • @jobreau1725
    @jobreau1725 11 місяців тому +113

    I don’t cook and just from the ingredients I know this is going to be a désastre

  • @civildisorder
    @civildisorder 10 місяців тому +35

    Uki: "What spices do you have?"
    Kotoka: THUD

  • @666aron
    @666aron 11 місяців тому +104

    Someone who watches more Kotoka please put my mind at ease and tell me that this is just an act. I refuse to believe that this is reality. Just tell me that the tatami is slim prop and Koto knows how to follow instructions of cooking/baking.

    • @kkkggg19
      @kkkggg19 11 місяців тому +74

      Hate to break it to you.

    • @azulmv
      @azulmv 11 місяців тому +18

      she's so me so... we stupid people exist lol

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +11

      Real

  • @Gerrymon
    @Gerrymon 11 місяців тому +75

    Kotoka cooking is really testing my sanity too lol

  • @tsurifisher
    @tsurifisher 11 місяців тому +38

    Not the tiny carton of milk 😭

  • @Ele-May
    @Ele-May 11 місяців тому +112

    This stream was so fun to watch. The scares, the (unintentional) comedy and just the shifting of balance between Kotoka being lucky and unlucky, it was peak entertainment. The collab I didn't know I needed, but was glad to be able to watch

  • @ankaverous
    @ankaverous 11 місяців тому +39

    Everything was a disaster... props to uki for being patient cause if that was me I would've just left at some point

  • @ThomasNing
    @ThomasNing 11 місяців тому +48

    Kotoka stingy with money, but borderline intentionally ruining the tatami D:

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +13

      Idk if it's intentional she's just kinda...silly and quirky :D

  • @Xuch
    @Xuch 11 місяців тому +65

    I just randomly clicked to 12:14 and holy shit I bursted out laughing

  • @Pastel_aster
    @Pastel_aster 11 місяців тому +46

    No cause the way i wouldve walked out that kitchen

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 11 місяців тому +7

      if this had been an offcollab i'm pretty sure uki would've actually killed kotoka lol

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 12 днів тому

      and now the off collab is actually happening...rip kotoka

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 11 місяців тому +35

    Uki: i can fix her

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 11 місяців тому +15

      uki five minutes into the collab: nevermind

  • @lemonjennie
    @lemonjennie 11 місяців тому +33

    Not the "it is what it is" 😭 Uki literally surrendering in the start 😂

  • @NyxEternal
    @NyxEternal 11 місяців тому +34

    I'm only at the ingredient acquisition part and ooh boy am I already scared and simultaneously facepalming

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 місяців тому +4

      You're in for a treat 😁

    • @NyxEternal
      @NyxEternal 11 місяців тому +7

      @@kazclips I love and hate it
      I applaud Uki's patience even if they were threatening murder at multiple occasions
      but hey, edible end product, which for Kotoka is definitely not a given

  • @meowmeowm30w
    @meowmeowm30w 11 місяців тому +36

    shes killing me too...with her cooking ability...

  • @remfumiki3823
    @remfumiki3823 11 місяців тому +38

    Poor tatami-kun been dealing kotokas' clumsiness during live stream😭😭 she also shows the drill

  • @zuzoozuzoozu
    @zuzoozuzoozu 11 місяців тому +30

    uki mama is traumatised from teaching yet another child of nijichaos

  • @Hana-gd1vr
    @Hana-gd1vr 10 місяців тому +21

    this is actually the first video i ever saw of this duo (or either of them in general lol) and despite the absolute war crimes being committed in kotokas kitchen she’s so cute?? her energy is just encapsulating “happy to be here” and “all vibes no brain” and it’s shockingly wholesome
    also despite sounding done with her before she even gave him all the reason to, uki is a supportive & helpful lteacher lol

  • @mx.marshall4538
    @mx.marshall4538 10 місяців тому +22

    How tf is kotoka alive?😂
    The aggressive and silent cleaning 😂😂😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  10 місяців тому +7

      She alive out of pure spite

  • @raccoonchild
    @raccoonchild 10 місяців тому +10

    "Parsley again 😂"
    "What the fuck?"

  • @kressy
    @kressy 11 місяців тому +113

    Kotoka: I got chocolate chip-
    Me: oooh📈
    Koto: -and cookie cream souffle cake
    Me: oh📉

  • @meeeeeiji3928
    @meeeeeiji3928 11 місяців тому +24

    I can't believe uki's sanity is still intact after all that happened😭

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 11 місяців тому +46

    Kinda scary how "done" Uki sounded already at the /beginning/ of the stream.....
    "I need to wake up..." - not sure if that's the reason why he sounded tired from the beginning or because it's already a nightmare...

    • @user-pt5cl2ro6f
      @user-pt5cl2ro6f 9 місяців тому +7

      Nah Uki in general is a sleepy person. Idk what time it was on his side, but since they both live in different countries then there's definitely a time difference.

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  9 місяців тому +4

      Uki was in Japan during this live!

  • @pekoeji
    @pekoeji 11 місяців тому +16

    the power drill insane laugh combo LMAO

  • @sagethegenshinaddict
    @sagethegenshinaddict 11 місяців тому +20

    SHE JUST WANTED UKI TO BE PROUD 😂🤚🤚

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 11 місяців тому +27

    “ its not even that sweet” an Asian’s way of complimenting pastries lol

  • @ubekirai
    @ubekirai 10 місяців тому +9

    Uki is so patient and Kotoka is so cute lmao I can’t even get angry she looks so exited and adorable 🥺

  • @Nakirium_Addict
    @Nakirium_Addict 11 місяців тому +19

    16:35 the cutoff to her laugh 💀

  • @nepple4201
    @nepple4201 10 місяців тому +9

    “Do you have cinnamon?”
    “Go fish”😂😂

  • @nnsh8562
    @nnsh8562 11 місяців тому +22

    As much as i like to complian but as long as koto is happy im fine look at happy she is

  • @peachi_mixi
    @peachi_mixi 11 місяців тому +18

    watching this stream live was sooo stressful 😂😂😂 i felt Uki so bad i was so surprised Koto managed to make it edible, the absolute chaos

  • @ArchieDeZ
    @ArchieDeZ 11 місяців тому +9

    "Do you have..."
    "No...."

  • @kerngaming2565
    @kerngaming2565 11 місяців тому +16

    that oh my goood when kotoka left was so cuuute

  • @raizingsun8641
    @raizingsun8641 10 місяців тому +8

    That "no fucking way" from uki asking about baking soda was crazy😂

  • @MomokoStarlaSisters
    @MomokoStarlaSisters 11 місяців тому +21

    I feel so relatable to Uki 😆

  • @siralpha6020
    @siralpha6020 11 місяців тому +11

    Man I don’t even bake, and seeing the ingredients at the beginning hurt my soul, holy shit Uki

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN 11 місяців тому

      I'm on hiatus from doing event concession and I'm sure this experience gave me radiation poisoning..

  • @nna_
    @nna_ 11 місяців тому +16

    Watching this live was an experience

  • @maeyenlee3963
    @maeyenlee3963 11 місяців тому +7

    i love how every time she mentions the coffee, uki just wwww
    honestly, same xDD

  • @CandyBoinz
    @CandyBoinz 11 місяців тому +20

    I feel like im watching one of those unhinged TikTok cooking videos...but without the several bricks of cheddar

  • @yukimisouzou3036
    @yukimisouzou3036 11 місяців тому +11

    This honestly feels like watching that vox n mysta cooking stream again xD

  • @nicogallardo2921
    @nicogallardo2921 10 місяців тому +6

    As she's accidentally spill her coffee, it made me stand up and look at the ceiling for a few min. Still loved her though.

  • @tangledfog
    @tangledfog 11 місяців тому +7

    i love uki sm he's such a mood 😭

  • @rahelkoni114
    @rahelkoni114 10 місяців тому +6

    my laugh and uki's laugh at 26:03 is totally the same omg kotoka😭

  • @kukukk13
    @kukukk13 11 місяців тому +12

    I think my heart stopped at least 500 times during the span of this video

  • @niagg__
    @niagg__ 11 місяців тому +15

    i cannot believe this woman 😭😭

  • @Lmerc
    @Lmerc 11 місяців тому +9

    There's more coffee in the plate than the cup. HAHAHAHA

  • @favoinousscum3718
    @favoinousscum3718 11 місяців тому +5

    TATAMI MAAAAT! When I went to Japan I LOVED how comfy they felt!!! Tatami mats are heaven

  • @MM-pi6eb
    @MM-pi6eb 11 місяців тому +15

    I can’t wait for Sonny

  • @bbbrenda
    @bbbrenda 11 місяців тому +6

    Kotaka loves herself the induction cooking top lol

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter 11 місяців тому +51

    How is kotoka a real person wtf

  • @saibuh
    @saibuh 11 місяців тому +8

    Wouldn't be a Kotoka cooking stream without her knocking something over and making a mess.

  • @qraee
    @qraee 11 місяців тому +26

    her lack of knowledge and common sense is genuinely concerning 😭

  • @sunny4114
    @sunny4114 10 місяців тому +4

    honestly kotoka is such a sweet person and uki is always so funny but you can tell that he's proud of her 🥺
    this collab is legendary istg lol
    thank you for the clip!

  • @maeyenlee3963
    @maeyenlee3963 11 місяців тому +5

    bro was STRUGGLINGGG

  • @kaazuk0
    @kaazuk0 6 місяців тому +2

    13:28 Kotoka 😭 HOW DO YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF AND NOT KNOW HOW TO CRACK AN EGG😭😭😭

  • @Swat9541
    @Swat9541 11 місяців тому +9

    as a gastronomy student: this triggers me and can relate at the same time

  • @rikacreature
    @rikacreature 11 місяців тому +4

    The giant chunks of orange peel oh my god

  • @user-wz7to9mt5d
    @user-wz7to9mt5d 10 місяців тому +3

    the silence after the oranges was LOUD