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  • @Kyman102
    @Kyman102 2 роки тому +1832

    My favorite thing about the "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" headline is that the headline writer admitted to it and said "It had been a LONG week", but does find it hilarious.
    For those curious, the headline was supposed to say "Large boulder the size of a small car"

    • @CloverField83
      @CloverField83 2 роки тому +137

      Americans will literally use any unit of measurement other than the metric system.

    • @Alice1apple
      @Alice1apple 2 роки тому +5

      Timestamp?

    • @CloverField83
      @CloverField83 2 роки тому +78

      @@NecessaryTruths Yeah, we do, but use them for transportation, not measuring rocks.

    • @donbelikat
      @donbelikat 2 роки тому +69

      @@CloverField83 say that within three whales of america

    • @TheGreener
      @TheGreener 2 роки тому +4

      @@Alice1apple 21:12 ish

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR 2 роки тому +3095

    As it's been pointed out by many witches and pagans, hematite is SUPER fragile and easy to break. When actual practioners say "Hey, it's just super fragile" I think it's safe to say the ring didn't break because of negative energy.

    • @notareallifetiger4817
      @notareallifetiger4817 2 роки тому +186

      As a pagan, I can confirm this.

    • @JackofCookieJars
      @JackofCookieJars 2 роки тому +183

      As a man who has broken the shit out of lots of oxidized iron, I can confirm this.

    • @kyab2815
      @kyab2815 2 роки тому +169

      Yep. Especially the rings. Like it's pretty but not great for making jewelry. Not everything is magic even for us witch's.

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real 2 роки тому +123

      As an agnostic rock enjoyer I can back this up

    • @RainyDays2790
      @RainyDays2790 2 роки тому +65

      wiccan here, yep thats it. though idk why youd make a ring outta this anyway

  • @Resters52_official
    @Resters52_official 2 роки тому +752

    boycotting a store that won't let you in is the "you can't fire me, I quit" of protests

  • @EvilLeprechuan
    @EvilLeprechuan 2 роки тому +3220

    I saw that thumbnail and was just like "No, NO, no one can be that stupid", I give humanity too much credit.

    • @PineCanny
      @PineCanny 2 роки тому +97

      i agree with that statement, humanity is just too overrated and people gloss over the stupidity

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 роки тому +21

      ​@@PineCanny We need to tackle Social Issues right now.
      C'mon, it's not that hard when YT literally is a plattform full of
      suggestions and proposals and coverage and data:
      Channel like Knowing Better, Second Thought, Sci Man Dan,
      Britmonkey, Some More News and so many others can legit help,
      but i cant force you so, so oh well. All i can do is pmise they even entertain you
      while presenting you the Data.

    • @lisaj9799
      @lisaj9799 2 роки тому +7

      Look up the deer sign woman

    • @zjay1356
      @zjay1356 2 роки тому +6

      Fr I looked into the story and they just... Let them go... No repercussions

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 2 роки тому +8

      I purposefully shoved my finger into a light socket, then did it again.

  • @cappinjocj9316
    @cappinjocj9316 2 роки тому +5084

    Love how the fact they are naming the girl rifle, made Click miss the fact that the Aunt described the parents as “my brother and his STEPDAUGHTER “. That kids got more to worry about than a dumb name…

    • @mairimelodies
      @mairimelodies 2 роки тому +595

      I was waiting for Click to mention it and the fact that he just didn't made it so much worse

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 2 роки тому +315

      That just means he cheated on his wife with his daughter. I've seen lots of porn that begins the same way, I mean I hear that's a thing they do. 😂

    • @patrickkeller2193
      @patrickkeller2193 2 роки тому +227

      @@DeathBYDesign666 her daughter, not his.

    • @cactus.man_
      @cactus.man_ 2 роки тому +169

      Ugh her name isn't rifle, it's ryghppmel 🙄 /j

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 2 роки тому +131

      @@DeathBYDesign666 "just" ???

  • @lolli_popples
    @lolli_popples Рік тому +317

    So fun fact: the ring isn’t poor quality, hematite is just very fragile. You could have a good or bad quality ring and it will break if you aren’t careful. The reason this bit of folklore surrounds the stone is probably to be an explanation of why it breaks so easily.

    • @Huorfern
      @Huorfern 6 місяців тому +10

      Thank you, went here to say the same 😂
      It is a semiprecious gemstone that is rich in iron and well... brittle like many stones.
      Bc of the iron content it used to be ground and smelted or mixed into dark red/brown paints etc.
      The folklore besides allegedly helping to heal bleeding wounds or cleaning the blood (bc iron/dark rusty colors etc) comes from the darkness of the color most likely.
      It does have an eerie shine and gems that are more or less black in color often were said to be able to absorb all kinds of bad energy - maybe because they absorb more light than the glittery ones.
      EDIT: Turmaline or Jett/Gagat would be other examples.
      The latter being also popular for grieving jewelry in the 1800s could have let to equating it with a remedy for grieve, anxiety, depression etc.

    • @cedarfleeger5924
      @cedarfleeger5924 6 місяців тому +2

      So hematite is a poor material for a ring.....making it a poor quality ring

    • @Huorfern
      @Huorfern 6 місяців тому +8

      @@cedarfleeger5924 depends on the definition of 'quality'. If sturdiness is your main/only focus then you are absoluty right.
      I would equate quality more with craftsmanship and the pureness of the chosen stone etc. - both factors in even creating such a ring without breaking it in the process.
      As mentioned hematite has a unique eerie sheen so there is the aesthetic value, too.
      It would also mostly have been worn by people who don't have to do a lot of manual labor and this could be emphasized by choosing this semi precious stone that is prone to maybe breaking instead of metal for a ring.
      Decorative items made of rare and delicate materials were always symbols of status in history. Think of lace cuffs, gold filigree, silk aprons etc. neither of those are practical and that is part of the point.

  • @AspiringToFailure
    @AspiringToFailure 2 роки тому +4840

    I can no longer hear "psst" without saying "disclaimer". Thanks Click.

    • @Moo-2310
      @Moo-2310 2 роки тому +299

      Earlier my friend in science was like 'Pssst' and it took every braincell I had left to not say disclaimer.

    • @tonibellanger8540
      @tonibellanger8540 2 роки тому +270

      My daughter whispers "disclaimer" every time she hears the "psst". She's almost 2. I may watch too many of these videos.

    • @mx.greybirch2522
      @mx.greybirch2522 2 роки тому +33

      😂😂😂😂😂same

    • @cats77364
      @cats77364 2 роки тому +70

      psst

    • @mikaschwarzer1977
      @mikaschwarzer1977 2 роки тому +77

      @@cats77364 disclaimer

  • @Piti_Pingu
    @Piti_Pingu 2 роки тому +842

    In uni I attended a course about medieval literature (we focused on death and violence cause my teacher was a young woman and she was like "everyone does romance for middle age literature but that's not what my doctor is about so neither is this class") and one day when we were reading a text about decay and death the teacher just goes "did you know that in the middle ages 1/3 of the european population got wipped out? Imagine what that would mean in this room. It's a fun game I like to play when I'm in a crowded waiting room." That teacher was just glorious we loved that class xD

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 2 роки тому +30

      Id hope Uni students were aware of the Black Death.

    • @MirrimBlackfox
      @MirrimBlackfox 2 роки тому +97

      @@WinterPains You can be aware of the Black Plague without really taking in the sheer *scope* of the deaths. That it means that in a room with 15 people 5 of them (on average) would have died.

    • @Piti_Pingu
      @Piti_Pingu 2 роки тому +32

      @@WinterPains well in history class (growing up I mean) we sure talked about the black plague but we never talked in detail about anything regarding the middle ages.
      Like the broad feudal system, the dynasties here in France and stuff but it is mostly a skipped time period so we did never talk about how many people died from it just that it was bad but that's it 🤷

    • @elijabutterfly6154
      @elijabutterfly6154 2 роки тому +13

      Omfg i wannt to know that teacher. XD the ace vibes... I envy that.

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 2 роки тому +4

      @@Piti_Pingu
      Bubonic Plague.
      Or Black Death.
      Not Black Plague…

  • @dayokamaria6802
    @dayokamaria6802 2 роки тому +807

    Thank you so much about pointing out the toxicity in the "lucky guy'" response of forced naughties.

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 Рік тому +81

      I haven’t seen whole video yet but I assume that’s referring to a girl forcing the naughtiest onto a guy, and yea stuff like this is why I love click, lol he’s just a genuinely good guy.

    • @ms.annthropic6341
      @ms.annthropic6341 Рік тому +127

      I see that kind of response way too much, like when a female teacher abuses an underage boy and half the comments are dudes saying
      “Lucky kid” and shit like that.
      No, all the No 🖕🏻

    • @damascusfletcher8929
      @damascusfletcher8929 Рік тому +81

      @@ms.annthropic6341 Oh god, don't get me started on the "I wish I had teachers like that when I was a kid" People. Just the worst

    • @TheShuckleNoob
      @TheShuckleNoob Рік тому +18

      @@ms.annthropic6341 Perfect name, I applaud you for it.

    • @ms.annthropic6341
      @ms.annthropic6341 Рік тому +14

      @@TheShuckleNoob Thank you 😊

  • @bruhsame3500
    @bruhsame3500 2 роки тому +1005

    "Congratulations to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter..." DID NOBODY NOTICE THIS!!!!!

    • @rim_on7362
      @rim_on7362 2 роки тому +65

      Clicky wicky didn't for sure

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 роки тому +61

      I came to the comments to see if anybody did. Glad I'm not alone.

    • @NickName-gm4xt
      @NickName-gm4xt 2 роки тому +18

      @@Cyb3rM1nd I had the same reaction

    • @bruhsame3500
      @bruhsame3500 2 роки тому +16

      I am so happy I am not the only one. 😆

    • @FeatherFall101
      @FeatherFall101 2 роки тому +66

      Seen that one on a few channels now and I think only a couple of people did a double take. Click is gunna have a fridge horror moment when that post comes back in his head next and it just... Clicks.

  • @HA11EYS_COM3T
    @HA11EYS_COM3T 2 роки тому +1287

    That artillery shell, in theory, could still be live. They brought a real, possibly live explosive to a fucking airport.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 2 роки тому +44

      I wonder if there’s a safe way to make it not live while a;so not exploding it

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 2 роки тому +1

      @@naturegirl1999 Not really because depending on the age, the chemicals inside might have gone unstable. Especially if this is a WWI bomb. I was told you can do that to WWII bombs but that one looks like it was corroded and so you can't be sure the chemicals aren't degraded.
      If you worry about historical value? there are literal TONS of "safe" (emptied) ones from WWI and WWII all over Europe, and there are also tons of unexploded ones from WWII and II still to be found. Literally every year in France you can read news about people finding unexploded bombs or grenades from WWI and II, in the forest, on the beach, etc. Estimates claims that more that 1 million of bombs are resting in the North Sea; in France, as much as 15 millions of bombs are still buried in the old battlefields of WWI (and that figure excludes grenades and other explosives).
      Sooooo... We aren't gonna run out of unexploded vintage bombs anytime soon.
      If you want something with more significance than just a bomb, you can look for "Trench art" which are items made by soldiers (mostly from WWI) from what they found in the Trentches, mostly obus shells but also bullet casing, etc. Those are so common in France I still see people selling them in garage sales, sometime for quite reasonable prices.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 2 роки тому +129

      @@naturegirl1999 yes, it's pretty standard affair to disarm things like these to sell. It's the firing mechanism and charge that makes the bomb explode, without those it's just a hunk of metal that smells bad.
      It's typically done for display purposes. My local museum has a bunch of ww1 hand grenades that are all rusty and apparently they just drilled holes into the bottom of them to get the charge out, sealed it back up and then put the opened end on the bottom of the case so you don't see it when you're looking at it.
      However there's no way for us to actually know if that shell was properly disabled.

    • @blue.robotix
      @blue.robotix 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, as stupid as it is I probably would somehow make the same mistake.

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 роки тому +19

      “Could still be” mean it is 100%

  • @bslizardette4669
    @bslizardette4669 Рік тому +130

    In my old work place, the CEO disallowed me the use of earphones while working. I worked as a front manager at a restaurant. No one had ever complained, in fact, I'd gotten positive feedback from customers how I give great service and it's a joy to see how much I care about my work because I could always be seen doing something to make the eating experience better and safer for everybody. (It was a buffet-style serving during covid and I was working alone because we didn't have money to keep more staff.) One person complained that I was "just listening to music and not focusing on work". I couldn't think about anyone who'd felt that (you can usually tell who negative feedbacks came from). The only explanation I could come up with for the claim of me "not focusing on my work" might have come from the fact that, having ADHD, I tended to have 3-5 unfinished tasks around the restaurant; customers would come in at a pace that would constantly interrupt my work and then I would direct my focus on something else that needed to be done. Or simply the fact that I was wearing my earphones, nothing concrete.
    I used earphones because I'm autistic and after being left running the front alone, I no longer had time to take a few minutes to go into the storage to do my grounding mantra. The podcasts I had playing in my ears were there for me to focus on when I could feel a wave of anxiety approaching, I always paused a podcast to serve customers, but I would still keep my earbuds in (to dull the noise). The CEO instantly took the single complainer's side.
    I put away my headset, invested in some speech filtering earplugs (*EXPENSIVE*), studied for an entrance exam on my time off work, got into a school and quit. Now I'm studying for a career that will have a starter pay 3 times what I was paid after over a decade's work in the restaurant industry. So although I still feel that the complaint any my CEO's ruling were unjust, it worked out in my favor in the end.

    • @lilik7323
      @lilik7323 4 місяці тому +4

      Terrible and I'm pretty sure, it could fall under some kind of descrimination law.
      I had kinda similar expiriance once. I was on job fair. They played really loud music, so for most time I was wearing headphons (I'm also autistic). I probably talked to over 30 people there and noone even commented my headphons, except one HR lady.
      I started talking with one of her coworkers and they send me to her, bacuse I was looking for job/intership in HR. I was stending in front of her and she was looking at me pretentiously. "I don't understend what to do, since this lady isnt foused at me" she said obnoxiously to her coworkers, who were as confused as I was. "She listening to something on her headphons and eats apple" she added, when it was clear her colleagues didn't understend her problem (mind you I was there over 2 hours, walking from stand to stand and over 3 hours since I had breakfast).
      I had explain to her my hypersensivity, so she would speak to me about their job ofert.

  • @youshiscreaming6982
    @youshiscreaming6982 2 роки тому +955

    The plane can have a little artillery. As a treat

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO 2 роки тому +13

      Of course, is totally safe

    • @rknee1876
      @rknee1876 2 роки тому +16

      Ah yes nothing can go wrong here **artillery gets randomly armed**

    • @tokyobateman6610
      @tokyobateman6610 2 роки тому +12

      Russian roulette

    • @carguyconnoisseur1605
      @carguyconnoisseur1605 2 роки тому +11

      Landing will be fun
      Or just in case Russia...?

    • @frauleinbiblioteka
      @frauleinbiblioteka 2 роки тому +15

      Misread treat as threat

  • @knighthawk1897
    @knighthawk1897 2 роки тому +1053

    "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system"
    There's a multitude of jokes for this but I think the pinnacle is:
    This should be on every government building.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 2 роки тому +10

      Yes

    • @ylvf8998
      @ylvf8998 2 роки тому +21

      i will go with you to every government building to do just this with absolute pride.

    • @danbryson3491
      @danbryson3491 2 роки тому +9

      The one that came to my mind was "That's what I've been doing."

    • @gamesdocanaldothi3477
      @gamesdocanaldothi3477 2 роки тому +5

      Millenials wainting for the economy to crash só they can buy a home

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 Рік тому +5

      I am betting it was supposed to say something along the lines of "We are currently experiencing a system failure, please be patient while we solve the issue", but what we got was infinitely better.
      I thank the gods for the joys of janky machine translations.

  • @satanicgoat
    @satanicgoat 2 роки тому +466

    Actually they finny changed the law in Singapore, being lgbt is finally legal!! Also did you know that jewel's water fall is one of the biggest indoor water falls in the world. I'm really happy to see my country changing for the better☺️

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 2 роки тому +1277

    How did Click miss the part about Reighfylblplipthptzz's parents being Blorp and his STEPDAUGHTER??

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому +50

      UPVOTE SO HE CAN SEE THIS!!!

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 2 роки тому +18

      I had the same thought!

    • @twilight1527298
      @twilight1527298 2 роки тому +34

      I was looking to see if someone else pointed that out! I mean people argue why anyone would be upset since they are related. To me though it's that he's like her father and the age gap!

    • @pandeshiro
      @pandeshiro 2 роки тому +41

      Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one. I was like, wait... "Congratulations to my brother and his stepdaughter??? What?"

    • @storyranger
      @storyranger 2 роки тому +42

      I really hope it was a "congrats to my brother, who is becoming a grandpa, and his stepdaughter, who is becoming a mother" but at this point I don't expect it.

  • @lamenia
    @lamenia 2 роки тому +168

    13:50 I love that he got so caught up by the name "Reighfyl" that he missed the guy hooking up with his stepdaughter.

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples Рік тому +398

    The other night on Reddit there was a thread that was blowing up in r/relationship_advice posted by a woman who was making out with a (34yo) guy she’d recently started dating, and while they were making out he finished in his pants, smiled, and asked if she had finished too. And the woman was basically asking wtf to do and if that was normal. Really funny thread.
    …But then someone replied with a link to another thread where a 34 yo guy was asking for advice after he came in his pants and his girlfriend had asked him to leave, and what should he do?
    It was the same fucking guy. We knew because he deleted the thread as soon as someone asked if their threads were related. lmfao
    Good times.

    • @Plaalt
      @Plaalt Рік тому +18

      nice

    • @macaronsncheese9835
      @macaronsncheese9835 Рік тому +15

      If you like Pina colada
      Getting karma online

    • @adrianwoods2752
      @adrianwoods2752 Рік тому +20

      “It was me, Barry.”

    • @seiretzym
      @seiretzym Рік тому +3

      ​@@adrianwoods2752 this murdered me

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose Рік тому +7

      ​@@adrianwoods2752the fact I understood this is killing me right now

  • @TReyeHD
    @TReyeHD 2 роки тому +461

    The Click: "THE NEWS!"
    My hearing: "THE NOOSE!"
    Me: "Relatable."

  • @Tattybirch96
    @Tattybirch96 2 роки тому +221

    I once had some people complain about being paired up with me for a school project. After talking to the teacher, I managed to do the project on my own. When we were presenting, they were sent up without me and apparently hadn't done anything, then started blaming me only to be reminded that I wasn't in the group. I didn't do great but I still passed and got extra credit for doing the whole thing solo, bringing me up to a B. That teacher made a separate version of projects for solo students for the rest of the year.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Рік тому +37

      If only that were a thing all the time in every class ever ;-;

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Рік тому +42

      Why would they complain about being in a group with someone if they planned on doing none of the work anyways 💀

    • @vanessakemp8653
      @vanessakemp8653 Рік тому

      ​@@WestGarbage6cause that want the other person to do all the work since they have no brain cells for themselves

  • @eingill7614
    @eingill7614 Рік тому +41

    the dead guy in Tokyo isn't the only one. A couple in Britain murdered their parents, buried them and then lived off their pensions for decades. It also came undone when the media came to do an interview with one of them cause they would have turned 100.

  • @glitchkapish6428
    @glitchkapish6428 2 роки тому +585

    I FREAKING LOVE how the reporter looked at his crew and like "is this serious? Oh it is... okay..." kills me laughing

  • @cosplaymemories1487
    @cosplaymemories1487 2 роки тому +448

    Fun fact: Hematite is one of those stones that disintegrate/break when it is exposed to water frequently. Ie; sweat. Washing hands.... yea. Not the quality, it's the stone (and possibly it being made into a brittle ring shape with no impact durability)

    • @blak4831
      @blak4831 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah I was even thinking that, off the top of my head I thought Hematite was a form of iron ore/similar rather than a proper metal (flexible enough to deform elastically under stress) or gemstone (hard enough to experience minimal strain under stress)

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 2 роки тому +16

      Sounds like those mood rings from the 90’s that changed color based on your “mood” but it was really just the temperature of your hand. Basically just a liquid crystal thermometer.

    • @Uffda.
      @Uffda. 2 роки тому +4

      @@blak4831 yup, definitely a type of iron ore (hometown industry was iron mining, can confirm). Most important in industrial purposes. Those rings are kinda cool cuz they can be magnetic and they polish up nice, but it’s… it’s iron. It’s not any more special than that.

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 2 роки тому +1

      Hematite is basically compressed rust.

    • @Nova-bv5qb
      @Nova-bv5qb 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ajehy Those are still all over the place btw

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 2 роки тому +47

    "Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old"
    Sounds about right to me

  • @jacobc9221
    @jacobc9221 2 роки тому +790

    13:05 Peta has kidnapped dogs off of porches and put them down. They're not even the good guys.

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO 2 роки тому +1

      Im surprised that peta hasn't gone bankrup yet

    • @jesusslefttittie8855
      @jesusslefttittie8855 2 роки тому +104

      Wait what?? That's horrible!!

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 роки тому +1

      I got one of their ads on this video. They play the sound of what they claim are owls being tortured by some science group. But considering PETA routinely fakes videos, either by torturing the animals themselves or lying about where something took place, I 100% would believe those sick fucks tortured some poor bird for their so called cause.
      Never forget that PETA use to fund terrorist organizations like ALF and ELF. They kidnap pets and kill like 90% of the animals in their “care”. Even puppies and kittens that were 100% adoptable.

    • @gayfrogribbit
      @gayfrogribbit 2 роки тому +143

      PETA makes me wish I wasn't a vegetarian.

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 2 роки тому +218

      Yep, and they kill most of the animals in their shelters because they hate the idea of pet ownership.

  • @therobinflieseast
    @therobinflieseast 2 роки тому +264

    22:34 it's been mentioned a lot whenever the Thomas Sanders receipt post comes up that that particular store does actually have the ability for staff to add order instructions, it's perfectly feasible for it to have been a fan seeing him

    • @buggy.b0y.stuffs
      @buggy.b0y.stuffs 2 роки тому +47

      Thank you! I was looking for someone who said this, I think all his fans know that he wouldn't fake something like that, thank you

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 2 роки тому +25

      Thank goodness. I got so worried Thomas was going full ego trip

    • @maleineperle1770
      @maleineperle1770 2 роки тому +5

      I don't know him, commenting so people who do see it

    • @Niko__01
      @Niko__01 2 роки тому +18

      I was looking for someone saying something about this... Didn't see this before now, but, yeah, doesn't seem like something he would do...

    • @shibadawn
      @shibadawn 2 роки тому +13

      I figured it would either be that or just a joke

  • @merla692
    @merla692 Рік тому +100

    Fun fact: The bubonic plague did not disappear, actually. Although it's rare, it still occurs to this day.

    • @funnyusername8635
      @funnyusername8635 8 місяців тому +14

      I got tested for it once! I definitely had mono but it wasn't showing up in my lab results which triggered them doing more tests. I knew exactly who got me sick and how, so it was more interesting than anything else.

    • @ashl.5867
      @ashl.5867 4 місяці тому

      I was looking for this comment! Thank you!
      More fun facts! There’s about 7 cases in the USA per year, and 1,000-3,000 cases per year worldwide. It’s not gone, anti-vax crazy lady.

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi Місяць тому

      Yes, it does appear on Madagascar, for example. Thankfully, regular antibiotics work against it well. Also, Europeans allegedly have a higher resistance to it to this day, because they are descendants of those lucky few, who survived the plague.

  • @turtal2595
    @turtal2595 2 роки тому +530

    My grandma once brought a sword as a souvenir to a plane, They didnt even notice until the plane was mid-flight. They just took it away and then gave it back to her when she landed, she didnt even know swords, SWORDS. weren't allowed

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 роки тому +17

      Was it before 2001 perhaps?

    • @Azul_247
      @Azul_247 2 роки тому +55

      well i think the sword might be over the 4 in. scissor limit....

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 роки тому +16

      Terry Pratchett get cane hit hidden blade as gift in on of his visit of Czechia. They needed to demont blade and sent ir separetly.

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 2 роки тому +19

      I kinda want to do karate to make my hands legally a weapon to see how they would try and take it from me.

    • @benign_oracle8875
      @benign_oracle8875 2 роки тому +10

      My grandma had gotten onto a plane with a pocket knife and nothing happened until we had to go through security for our connection which then they took it away. She had it tucked away in a bag weather's originals which she used to help herself qith change in pressure.

  • @reverendbug
    @reverendbug 2 роки тому +321

    As someone who has been food safety certified in the past for many years, that raw chicken butter clip literally made me scream, "NO," and it's midnight thirty on a Tuesday night.

    • @Cathowl
      @Cathowl 2 роки тому +41

      I was all "is this just going to be making fun of someone for making food weird again? Can we move beyond this trend-" and then. fricking. Butter back in the fridge. AUGH.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +18

      She probably wonders why she gets sick so often too.

    • @naiba8948
      @naiba8948 Рік тому

      🎵it's twelve thirty on a Tuesday🎵
      🎵and motherfuckers are cooking raw chicken🎵

    • @PTP54112
      @PTP54112 Рік тому +9

      ​@dmgroberts5471 "they said I had salmonella, but I don't even eat fish!"

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 9 місяців тому +5

      I almost didn't catch the butter thing until Click brought it up. I was too busy wondering if a waffle iron even could cook a bone-in chicken leg all the way to completion and wouldn't your fingers contaminate the rest of the chicken when you picked it up by the uncooked bone handle.

  • @PetThePeeves
    @PetThePeeves Рік тому +34

    As a teacher I have legitimately heard weirder names, and that should tell you a lot. On the other hand, I’m REALLY good at pronouncing made up words now. My educated guesses are pretty spot on ten years in.

  • @Ray_Vun
    @Ray_Vun 2 роки тому +268

    i've heard about parents back in the earlier days of the internet who thought deleting the internet explorer shortcut would prevent their kid from accessing the internet.
    but i can top that one. my mom used to ask me to sometimes to online stuff for her in government sites, like social security and irs sites, and she'd always ask me at the most inconvenient times. i then found out it was because she thought the sites worked only on the same schedule as the offices, meaning she thought by 6pm the sites were inaccessible and didn't work on the weekends. i let her think that for a while just for the sake of her not asking me to do those things on the weekend

    • @Bandit2033
      @Bandit2033 2 роки тому +15

      ACTUALLY, I remember seeing an article about 1 us gov't website that DOES do just that.
      I do apologize, but for the life of me, I can't remember which one it was though..

  • @saellanya
    @saellanya 2 роки тому +422

    Brother got his STEPDAUGHTER pregnant. The name is perfectly rational considering this XD

    • @lili_dee
      @lili_dee 2 роки тому +50

      Also, the least of that poor child's problems.

    • @aleksandertrubin4869
      @aleksandertrubin4869 2 роки тому +29

      Let's hope it wasn't an obscured call for help

    • @insideAdirtyMind
      @insideAdirtyMind 2 роки тому +14

      I hope the stepdaughter is over 18.

    • @darkshado124
      @darkshado124 2 роки тому +6

      At least it was a STEPdaughter. If it was an actual daughter....SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 роки тому +3

      Reighfyl isn't a horrible name if it is pronounced Ray-full. Pronouncing it Rifle is just mean to that future kid.

  • @roseswonderland8757
    @roseswonderland8757 2 роки тому +66

    I think it would be funnier to have the two different Alpha Bros plus a Omegaverse fan just talking to each other that would be freaking hilarious

  • @animeyhem9780
    @animeyhem9780 2 роки тому +188

    The gift certificate for reporting employees works right up to the time a manager gets photographed using their cell phone...why? Because that actually happened 3 days after a similar policy was put in place where I work. A manager meeting was taking place on the manufacturing floor (which has posted no cell phone use NO EXCEPTIONS) and every single manager was using their cell phone...sign got taken down the next week after that photo was circulated to every employee via E-mail...

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT 2 роки тому +31

      Basically, tell me your a toxic workplace without telling me your a toxic workplace is the name of the game for that one

  • @stefanomartello3786
    @stefanomartello3786 2 роки тому +194

    I was visiting a wwi battelfield on italian alps yesrs ago and there was a family with 3 kids. Those people were literally playing caralessly throwing at each other a 100 yo unexploded handgranade.
    I pointed out that it was extremely dangerous and their response was "It had all the time to explode, if it didn't yet it must be safe now".
    I went away from there as soon as possible and called the police that sent some men immediately.
    I haven't heard weird stories of blown-up children on the newspapers in the next days so I suppose the police arrived there in time.
    By experience I totally believe the story of the bomb in the airport. Sometimes certain people seem to have just pinecones in their brain.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +23

      That's just blatantly irresponsible. I mean, maybe it's safe, but if the cost of being wrong is getting smeared across the hillside... No thanks.

  • @Willothemask
    @Willothemask Рік тому +16

    I love Click warning not to go down a rabbit hole where all the recommended videos are the same, while I'm on a deep dive rabbit hole of his videos and it's basically all I now have in the recommended

  • @akumayoxiruma
    @akumayoxiruma 2 роки тому +186

    10:13 In Mandarin, it is pronounced "Waiguo ren lai hua goongzuo xuke xitong guzhang, qing naixiin dengdai." and that means "The system for foreigners' work permits for China currently doesn't operate. Please be patient." Though this sign is kind of ironic considering that it is specifically aimed at non-Chinese people.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +10

      Han, being exclusionary in their myopic bigotry?
      NOOO...

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox 2 роки тому +113

    13:50
    I love how many UA-camrs read this post, and miss the detail that it's celebrating the offspring between Jeremy and his _stepdaughter._

  • @Insertia_Nameia
    @Insertia_Nameia 2 роки тому +19

    Just to note those online "aptitude test" they give you when they apply for jobs are literal personality tests. I've had a number of jobs show me the results. They're basically modern Quizilla tests. (I know this isn't quite the same as the story in the video but it is related and thought I'd share this.)

  • @juniper4709
    @juniper4709 2 роки тому +93

    I’m 19 living with a roommate and doing my best to survive because I was practically disowned by my family. It’s not just butterflies and rainbows. It’s freaking hard. And the weird thing is my grandparents were married and pregnant at my age while owning a trailer and being able to pay through college with a grocery store job. I work at Walmart and can barely offord to live and have hobbies. This is how the world has changed. I’m in Louisiana in America.

    • @alexshinra6722
      @alexshinra6722 Рік тому +8

      Its not fun and i can relate to being homeless and haveing one tiny means of income. Stay strong.

    • @juniper4709
      @juniper4709 Рік тому +7

      @@alexshinra6722 thank you. ive sense upgraded to living in a camper lol but i am a bit happier.

    • @alexshinra6722
      @alexshinra6722 Рік тому +5

      @@juniper4709 oh good to hear on the upgrade. I acutaly got my own flat 2 weeks ago am trying to adult enough to pass by argh. Stay safe and stay strong as you build.

    • @juniper4709
      @juniper4709 Рік тому +1

      @@alexshinra6722 of course!! Thank youuu!!

  • @Forestdude9000
    @Forestdude9000 2 роки тому +352

    True the Ukranians are couragous, but consider:
    -The Ukranians(been invaded before)
    -The Native Americans(people often call the Vietnam war the first war the U.S. lost, not so)
    -The Zulu(won against British using leather shields, bows, and spears)
    -The Polish(somehow manage to come back every time Poland is wiped from the map)
    -Basically any minority country ever

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +75

      The Finns. They didn't ever lose their capitol. Against Stalin's Russia! They won the war, not just the battle.

    • @lampekartoffel
      @lampekartoffel 2 роки тому +31

      That second one tho... It was Europeans who invaded the North American continent, not Americans who waged a war against the natives. And also, the way the natives and their land is being treated... I wouldn't really say they won the war, more like, they survived the invasion and are still, to this day, fighting to keep their ancestral land somewhat intact not to mention their culture and people.

    • @Forestdude9000
      @Forestdude9000 2 роки тому +28

      @@lampekartoffel Huh? I was saying the Native Americans were brave, and we officially lost Red Cloud's war according to Wikipedia.

    • @YuraK25
      @YuraK25 2 роки тому +8

      Ukraine was not on a map for a long time as well

    • @07JoannaB
      @07JoannaB 2 роки тому +8

      the polish one made me have to stop myself from laughing because if I did I would cough, ALOT.

  • @FireyFox09
    @FireyFox09 Рік тому +8

    36:45 I love how you can take the smallest thing like this dog and make us feel better or give us some advice it's one of the reasons why I love your channel so much

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 2 роки тому +197

    “She had no horses but tought she did.”
    Brenda spent a lot of time playing RDR2.
    “OK BOY."

  • @Gamesaucer
    @Gamesaucer 2 роки тому +68

    tbh "couldn't you just pause it" has mad "parents asking you to pause your online match for dinner" energy but with the ages reversed.

  • @karmatheholyvirtueofpeace3069
    @karmatheholyvirtueofpeace3069 Рік тому +10

    I just love the scream at the beginning of the video. I open a “The Click” video and hear
    “YEAAAA” in a raspy squeaky voice. But i live for it

  • @jackriver8385
    @jackriver8385 2 роки тому +778

    28:27 omfg as a vegan myself, I hate the sheer amount of ableism within the vegan community .. it's true that we are against using animals in any way but I'm pretty sure we can make an exception for people who need animals to help them have a good quality of life. Especially considering the official definition of veganism is to avoid using or consuming animals *as far as possible and practicable.*

    • @mamasimmerplays4702
      @mamasimmerplays4702 2 роки тому +116

      I've never yet met a vegan group that could talk sensibly about the way animals use and exploit humans. The notion that symbiosis is a two way street and that many animals that live with humans benefit from this arrangement seems to be a bit beyond them.

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow 2 роки тому +82

      Which is because veganism is a _choice._ In order to justify that choice, vegans make said choice seem more important than disability, which is not a choice. Human psychology ftw.

    • @OzCroc
      @OzCroc 2 роки тому

      To play devil's advocate, shouldn't we just not use animals at all and let the disabled humans suffer? Why should we exploit animals to help humans? They didn't get a say in helping them, and we wouldn't force a human to take care of a disabled person. Idk just a thought

    • @KillerGothChick
      @KillerGothChick Рік тому

      Nah I've seen you mentality cases harras children outside a disney store playing animals s being slaughtered your on the same level as PETA just self in titled arseholes thinking your ways only way and everyone must know your vegan or have options for you or you hissy fit

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +58

      Dogs in general love nothing more than having a sense of purpose. They want to have a "job" to do, and they want to be praised for doing it well. Guide dogs LOVE their job. It would be cruel to deny it to them. Frankly, they were probably upset and a little traumatized having to watch their owners being harassed.

  • @Kartoffelkamm
    @Kartoffelkamm 2 роки тому +673

    Me: *gets out of shower, reheats pizza, watches Click while eating*
    Click: "You smell amazing."
    Me: :)

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 2 роки тому +26

      😤 mmmmmm reheated pizza

    • @josiahriesen3006
      @josiahriesen3006 2 роки тому +11

      Reheated pizza is best if you first heat it in a microwave for 20sec then your toster oven on the toast setting.

    • @optimusprowse6448
      @optimusprowse6448 2 роки тому +5

      @@josiahriesen3006 Just use a waffle or sandwich maker to reheat a 🍕

    • @Itz-Tye420
      @Itz-Tye420 2 роки тому +1

      @@optimusprowse6448 what-

    • @DrT0705
      @DrT0705 2 роки тому +12

      Nah fam, cold pizza is a different pleasure.

  • @Shugunou
    @Shugunou 2 роки тому +4

    The scary thing about comfirmation bias isn't that everyone has it but that you don't know when you are doing it. Your mind will basically erase what you see from your memory at times if it doesn't correlate with what you believe. Who knows how much stuff your mind automatically cut out?

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 2 роки тому +110

    "She sings like a bird, looked like a bird, and Brenda was a bird."

  • @RiceRise
    @RiceRise 2 роки тому +176

    13:53 “Congratulations to my brother Jerry and his STEPDAUGHTER”
    Excuse me??? Did this man married his strepdaughter???? I’M SO CONFUSED

    • @keit99
      @keit99 2 роки тому +31

      I really hope the guy didn't help raise that stepdaughter and that she was already an adult when they met. But somehow I douvt that.

    • @morninmichigan1824
      @morninmichigan1824 2 роки тому +23

      @@keit99 Either way that would mean that he dated or married his mother in law before dating his exs daughter

    • @keit99
      @keit99 2 роки тому +11

      @@morninmichigan1824 not saying that makes it much better. But it removes the worst part.

    • @AnnaK101
      @AnnaK101 2 роки тому +3

      Just like Woody Allen did....

    • @seanflynn2507
      @seanflynn2507 Рік тому +10

      Reifyl is a pretty shit name tbh. Makes me assume a few things. Wild guesses really. 1. stepdaughter was probably groomed (reifyl as a name is pretty low on the iq scale, possibly related to positive reinforcement of ignorance which is a grooming tactic. Aka Jerry wants her to be dumb bc it makes her easy to manipulate and far more reliant) also possibly molested during her upbringing. 2. Mother of stepdaughter is either a really bad parent not stepping in to separate them or is under duress, for her own safety, her daughters safety that could literally be being held hostage and her unborn grandchilds safety. And 3. The sister of Jerry doesn't seem to have any negative connotations about the scenario or at least her word choice didn't indicate anything. And I mean the topic is about her brother impregnating his stepdaughter so the fact shes happy for it... Possibly molestation is a family tradition, if they were raised with it maybe? And 4 is my worry, reifyl is the name their giving to their to be born DAUGHTER, if the stepdaughter was groomed early then she won't see it as wrong that her own daughter is then groomed in turn..

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Рік тому +2

    28:05 pretty sure hematite breaks when it’s been exposed to too much water but they manage to market it like this because people don’t look into the chemistry of why it breaks

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 2 роки тому +296

    The management asking for pictures don't specify it has to be employees. So the customers can send in pics of each other and make $25 each.

    • @gliocasneko
      @gliocasneko 2 роки тому +14

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 2 роки тому +10

      I was thinking if I had the disgrace of working under such people I would find the first motive to call the manager I can think of (and reasonably do it from the counter) and make sure to warn the costumes I'm about to make that call.

    • @williammaxwell2234
      @williammaxwell2234 2 роки тому +3

      Behind this counter so just saying probably a employee only zone

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 роки тому +6

      @@williammaxwell2234 just lean over the counter and snap the pic. What are they going to do? Ban you from a store you'd want to boycott anyway?

    • @gliocasneko
      @gliocasneko 2 роки тому +8

      @@williammaxwell2234 Having worked retail employee only zones rarely stop a motivated customer

  • @afoxnamedangel1577
    @afoxnamedangel1577 2 роки тому +127

    7:52 Fun fact the black plauge still exists but, because of modern hygiene and medicine it's very rare to get.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 2 роки тому +18

      Good thing antibiotics can usually treat it

    • @Kahadi
      @Kahadi 2 роки тому +15

      Yup, still found in muskrats, and if caught soon enough, actually treatable.

    • @hypsyzygy506
      @hypsyzygy506 2 роки тому +5

      Endemic in parts of the USA.

    • @kateh2893
      @kateh2893 2 роки тому +4

      The squirrels at lake tahoe have it and I'm kinda all for it because of the high concentration of snooty "rich" people who go there to play.

  • @oliverhendrix8176
    @oliverhendrix8176 2 роки тому +17

    31:29 Everyone always forgets about Imperial Germany.

  • @thelittlestpika
    @thelittlestpika 2 роки тому +536

    Me: * watches fellow trans people react to transphobia *
    The internet: YOU MUST LIKE TRANSPHOBIA, RIGHT?

    • @deannasmith4443
      @deannasmith4443 2 роки тому +71

      right? i swear if i get one more dim tool or blaire white video recommended to me im going to lose it.

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 роки тому +27

      @@deannasmith4443 okay, i can't find much stuff around dim tool in yt except of twitch reacts that are vague at best.
      And for blaire white, fucking yikes. I almost felt sick to my stomach seeing what she posted.

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 2 роки тому +35

      @@foxinabox5103 So, fun tip for YT reccomendations: when you hover over a video, there will be 3 little dots next to the title, and you can select "Don't reccommend channel" or "Stop reccommending this video". Just a little tip I learned for taming the algorithim.

    • @MsJazbren
      @MsJazbren 2 роки тому +9

      That's how the algorithm works. It assumes you might like to watch the kind of content the creators you watch do. As well as the 'other people who watched this also liked'. Mr Finn has already mentioned the tool I use when my algorithm gets wildly confused.
      I have ADHD and my youtube homepage could be used to justify that diagnosis.

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 2 роки тому +4

      @@MsJazbren Mrs. Finn, but yes, can concur with the ADHD YT home thingy.

  • @maythegamer1291
    @maythegamer1291 2 роки тому +224

    22:22 as someone who watches Thomas's content, I promise he's not normally that egotistical. I wouldn't be suprised if this ended up being a misunderstanding.
    I honestly kinda wish this one mistake of his would be let go of as his content is actually really good and talks about mental health in an entertaining yet informative way.

    • @bea7823
      @bea7823 2 роки тому +114

      That store actually lets employees add their notes to the instructions! It wasn’t an ego thing, just a misunderstanding!

    • @maythegamer1291
      @maythegamer1291 2 роки тому +65

      @@bea7823 I thought that was the situation, it seemed heavily out of character for Thomas

    • @remussanders1364
      @remussanders1364 2 роки тому +15

      hi, a fander here, i would like to say that, i don't believe it's a misunderstanding, here's some reasons why i think that:
      1:no one talks like that. no one, is gonna talk like they're talking to someone, on a recite, that's going to that someone they're talking about. it should've been at least; "aren't you that [cool] vine guy that does [awesome] Impressions?" that would at least make some sort of sense? also why are they even writing in caps?
      2:it's not even hand written. it would be a little bit more believable if it was hand written. because they can't change anything in the recite. that's, impossible.
      3:like i said before. it's impossible to change anything with the recite, they can't do that. because it could be illegal, if the could change things about the recite, they would have the power to put in more things in the order, or put in a HUGE tip, for them and the delivery drivers, which, as you can imagine. would be horrible, because if your paying with card, lots of money lost and might get into debt-, if with cash, you might go broke or not even have the amount of money.
      i'm not saying this is egotistical per-say, i don't know the exact reason for this, i'm a big fan of him, and this gives me both a chuckle- and second hand embarrassment-

    • @GrayShadowOfNight
      @GrayShadowOfNight 2 роки тому +17

      Ehhhh he's not that innocent.
      I love his content, esp the sides.. But he's doing some cringe stuff.
      Like... A lot of booty pics ...for a majorly underage audience.
      Really encouraging that para social relationship with his audience.
      Putting his very young nephew Infront of the camera way too much, esp in vlog stuff....
      Its not outlandish behavior for an influencer and he's not doing anything that makes him a bad person
      But before you vouch for him, just remember that you /only/ know the persona. Not the person.

    • @the_real_life_virgil8950
      @the_real_life_virgil8950 2 роки тому +37

      I want to say as a fander a few things
      1. you can change parts of a receipt to add notes i have seen it.
      2. he did address this and understands people not believing him.
      3. He is a grown ass man he doesn't have a young audience he content while safe for kids most of the time is mostly for his age group as well as young adults. Him working on self confidence is ok.
      4. Gavin i think you are referring to his godson as he has the most aperiances. Was gavin young yes but i know thomas asked both him and his parents before putting him in videos. Gavin is now in high school so it is most his choice. as for the other kids who are more likely his cousins i would think he does the same.
      I just he is a nice guy who did some cringe things but he isn't for kids really. He is very respectful and i think we should give him the benefit of the doubt.

  • @TheGrinbery
    @TheGrinbery Рік тому +10

    4:30 that family broke so many laws by bringing that pet shell home... my goodness god I'm about to explode like that unstable shell

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 2 роки тому +106

    10:35 This legitimately could be grounds for a lawsuit. Publicly mocking and bullying an employee, that person needs to at the very least lose their job.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +4

      If the boss loses their job, so does everybody else.

    • @j.kaimori3848
      @j.kaimori3848 2 роки тому

      @@JoshSweetvale I don't understand your point.

    • @TheMisterDarknight
      @TheMisterDarknight 2 роки тому +2

      @@j.kaimori3848 the boss could fire everyone as an f u

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow 2 роки тому +1

      Or, you know, he and everyone else who's offended could quit and work somewhere that appreciates them. The fact we stick it out and sue when things get bad is precisely why corporations keep screwing us. Do you understand just how much money that guy is making that company? I guarantee it's *many, many* times his own salary. The company gets sued, boss fired, then they hire another terrible boss and keep raking in the dough. That the boss stayed on long enough to do something so moronic proves it's an upper management problem. This country's people have truly bizarre priorities.

    • @IRandomness
      @IRandomness 10 місяців тому

      101 dogs

  • @anthonyking5563
    @anthonyking5563 2 роки тому +154

    Who in their right mind picks up an artillery shell and decides to take unexploded artillery shell home as a souvenirs instead of, oh I don't know. CALLING THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES TO HELP DEAL WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB?!

    • @VJK102
      @VJK102 2 роки тому +14

      Americans, of course

    • @maank2146
      @maank2146 2 роки тому +14

      @@VJK102 Not nessecarly. You would be suprised how even some local people ,who got taught in school not to touch those things, tend to be rather careless with them.
      I mean "Old person brings live WW2 grenade into police station" is in the local news at least every few months here in Germany.

    • @deannasmith4443
      @deannasmith4443 2 роки тому +8

      @@VJK102 at least members of the subset of americans that think a vacation in occupied palestine is a good idea.

    • @VJK102
      @VJK102 2 роки тому +3

      @@deannasmith4443 'MURICAH!!!

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 2 роки тому +16

      @@maank2146 A former friend of mine once kicked something down a hill, and complained how heavy it was.
      Then it exploded.

  • @Suntaile
    @Suntaile 2 роки тому +5

    The people gluing themselves onto counters reminds me of the airport in Sweden that was shut down for a day or two as some people had glued themselves to the runway.

  • @valpet4944
    @valpet4944 2 роки тому +63

    I remembered a friend who told a French person about a centuries-old belief in her country. The stereotype would be that if that person was American he would have no idea, but this man was French. He told my friend that she had no idea how her culture worked.

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy 2 роки тому +132

    The number of women at the “Arsenal to play with Dicks out” game reminds me of a story where my aunt called a cab to pick her up at the airport in London. She told the cabbie that he would know her because she was wearing “purple pants”.
    “Pants” means underwear in the UK. She’d never seen a taxi arrive so fast.

  • @ShadowFoxSF
    @ShadowFoxSF 2 роки тому +7

    I like to think I help avoid the confirmation bias stuff by making a point to re look up the info every so often when I come across a bs claim online.

  • @Eidel_Rose
    @Eidel_Rose 2 роки тому +161

    What a great souvenir the family will pass down their family. Humanity is beautiful.

    • @Aerythraea
      @Aerythraea 2 роки тому +12

      And pass it down like a hot potato, of course.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 2 роки тому +9

      @@Aerythraea my extended family has a parody holiday called “Pafoofnick” where we give each other shitty gifts. The next time we have the holiday, we give those same shitty gifts to someone else-one hideous painting of a fish has been passed around 15 times. My mom has it now and says she likes it… I think this may be Stockholm Syndrome.

    • @aaasht2606
      @aaasht2606 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ajehy this is just beautiful seasonal abuse and i want in 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @alistairgrey5089
    @alistairgrey5089 2 роки тому +128

    Just a bit of info, the book 1984 was never actually banned anywhere in the US. There were a few fringe groups who attempted to ban it but they've never succeeded.

    • @bluemoonstation
      @bluemoonstation 2 роки тому +10

      okay that's what I thought because I literally just finished reading it in language arts

    • @alistairgrey5089
      @alistairgrey5089 2 роки тому +12

      @@bluemoonstation there were a couple schools that protested it but it's never actually been banned anywhere and it's even required reading in some locations.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 2 роки тому

      Oh, they _will now,_ they definitely will now.
      The christianist-supremacist can't have students recognizing their plans now, can they.

    • @aaronmccullers384
      @aaronmccullers384 2 роки тому +19

      @@alistairgrey5089 It was required reading where I went and I must say, whoever thought it was a good idea to have middleschoolers read this book clearly does not understand the importance of making sure kids will actually WANT to read books in the future. Like I know that it is a good literary work that is very thought provoking, but kids that were my age back then were more likely to end up hating having to read books after that then they would actually improve their critical thinking skills. Have them read stuff like The Hobbit or the Hunger Games, books that are thought provoking and fun to read and save 1984 for college when people are old enough to actually enjoy those kind of books.
      Honestly, the only reason I still enjoy reading despite the best effort of my english teachers is because I read actually enjoyable books all the time during free time in school.

    • @alistairgrey5089
      @alistairgrey5089 2 роки тому +12

      @@aaronmccullers384 personally, I think it should be required reading at the late high school or college level, not before that.

  • @MrKenpokarate
    @MrKenpokarate 2 роки тому +3

    About the folding chair. It's most likely about not wanting to risk any dents on the product from the metal pieces knocking together. You could put something in between the layers to prevent that. I get that it's a folding chair and the person who buys it is going to fold it, but the company who made it doesn't want to sound out a damaged product. It's just a bit overkill. I worked in the return industry for a few years and shipped products out of a warehouse that also handled Amazon products for reference.

  • @undeadprincess5726
    @undeadprincess5726 2 роки тому +42

    I had a friend who had their debit card info stolen and the thieves tried to buy $100 worth of stuff at target. The card declined because my friend had $20 bucks on his card. Before they could try anything else, his bank contacted him and informed him of the theft.

  • @orsonankers4127
    @orsonankers4127 2 роки тому +170

    "I don't think that's the norm... being 19" ah yes, 19 years old are such a minority

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 2 роки тому +27

      Fun fact: Most people have been 19 years old at some point in their lives.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 2 роки тому +2

      @@jacobc9221 cringe

    • @hypsyzygy506
      @hypsyzygy506 2 роки тому +6

      I first read that as:
      "I don't think that's the norm... being 19 inches"

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 2 роки тому +3

      I mean technically there’s only so many years that made 19year olds, and only so many who survived to be 19.
      _ignore that they get shuffled every year._

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 10 місяців тому +2

      I mean if you add up the amount of people of other ages and compare, technically every age is a minority

  • @dreadedgamer23
    @dreadedgamer23 2 роки тому +6

    32:10 That's actually a good idea! I thought that, since I live in a small enough town, the people here would be smart enough to use turn signal. However, due to someone NOT using it, me and my sister were waiting a couple of minutes for some car to drive by at an intersection, only for that car to turn.

    • @TheCrowShow827
      @TheCrowShow827 6 місяців тому +2

      Congrats, you can no longer swerve when something runs in the road

  • @Leonidas_L._Lionheart
    @Leonidas_L._Lionheart 2 роки тому +170

    "If you're not letting me in I will not visit your store!"
    Yeah... that's the plan, a-hole xD

    • @xerxeskingofking
      @xerxeskingofking 2 роки тому +5

      its pure "You cant fire me, because I QUIT!" energy....

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 2 роки тому +1

      That's the reason that they banned them.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 2 роки тому +1

      The idea is, I used to shop there, now I won't any more.

  • @Superbus753
    @Superbus753 2 роки тому +50

    you are so right we all are affected by confirmation bias. i am studying political science and motivated reasoning/ selective exposure are important to keep in mind.

  • @oceanspace7671
    @oceanspace7671 Рік тому +2

    as someone who has been so high that I couldn't feel my body working, no. No you would NOT have heard yourself crying until you sobered up a bit. It is terrifying in the moment, but kind of hilarious afterwards

  • @julyol119
    @julyol119 2 роки тому +117

    The thing about corporations being allergic to people being on their phones bow and then or listening to a podcast while doing some mind numbing work or especially in between work is so toxic. Not only, because most people will not misuse it or forget about their work (unless you extremely underpay and overwork them so they don't actually care about keeping the job), but also because most of these same companies expect you to always be reachable and answer every phone call, message or email within 5 minutes.
    The double standard really annoys me. No, Placeholder McManager, you're not more important then the rest of my life and if you think I shouldn't be on my phone and I follow your "advice" in the work place, expect me to do the same the rest of the time. I had a very important tripmto the gym and then a vital dinner with my family and after that I had my non-negotiable evening skin care routine and sleep and the inevitable morning shit after I got up and none of those activities are work related so it's understandable that using my phone for work in that time is not allowed.

    • @blak4831
      @blak4831 2 роки тому +25

      Petition to classify answering a call from your employer as "working off the clock"

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 2 роки тому +20

      @@blak4831 Which it really is. Or more precisely, that if you have to be available for work related reasons in your off time, that's actually you being on standby and should be paid as such.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 2 роки тому

      Seems more like these people were in a customer facing role. If you can't be without your phone or work without some kind of distraction for more than a few minutes, then you are not fit for work.

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 2 роки тому +9

      @@Cheepchipsable Even if you are in a customer serving role there are times when the store is empty or there's just no one needing your service. But the person serving is not a machine that can just go into stand by in between being needed. And to expect someone to just sit there and state at a wall while doing nothing for half an hour is unreasonable. And to expect them to not ever take a phone call - say, you're a mother and have your kid's school's phone as a contact that can call you while the phone is on do-not-disturb mode - is also unreasonable.
      When working part time as a student I had one service job where we had long down times (we had a kind of rush hour in the mornings and evenings and midday sometimes an hour passed in between customers), where the management was fine with us reading books, but not looking at our phones or listening to a podcast or something. But while it's easy to keep a lookout for customers while listening to something, I have to keep my main sense, vision, locked in one place to be able to read. And readijg a book on a phone was not okay as well.
      When I asked why one is okay and the other isn't they said looking at a phone doesn't look professional. So their reasoning was never on whether it influences our work, just how it looks. And this is ridiculous, considering we would only be able to be on our phones when there was no one around anyway and we'd know if customers arrived, because we had a reception table where they had to register first.
      And if it was an actually representative job, fine, but it wasn't.
      It's just a principled distrust towards technology.

  • @minnie3434
    @minnie3434 2 роки тому +39

    22:35 is a bit of a wooosh moment for the reddit/tumblr post and Click. That was Thomas Sanders, he does these things.

  • @alianna0130
    @alianna0130 Рік тому +19

    My job used to make fish hooks so technically they could be called made in America but almost all the parts came from China. XP

  • @elliottmoore8299
    @elliottmoore8299 2 роки тому +113

    "The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump" is great, is the cut up speeches of a rambling madman and made into equally incomprehensible poems 🤣

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait 2 роки тому +8

      Doctor Seuss on drugs?

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 2 роки тому +7

      I bought a copy for my brother's birthday a couple of years ago. He loves it. Every line is cited to a different speech, tweet, or statement.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 2 роки тому +9

      @@RazyrDiarmait Dr. Seuss on cocaine and Abad acid trip simultaneously.

    • @paulolsen2197
      @paulolsen2197 2 роки тому +2

      @@John_Weiss exactly

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe not mad, just a coked out narcissis. Pretty close to the same thing, but a few differences that make it acceptable. One, being high is way more socially acceptable then even the most benign mental illness. Two, being able to afford his high of choice makes him morally superior. These are the major issues I see. There may be more but I am only emotionally commited enough to this to make these points.

  • @Namse21
    @Namse21 2 роки тому +94

    19:43 him lovingly pronouncing “gaandu” not knowing it means “arsehole”

    • @chalion8399
      @chalion8399 2 роки тому +13

      Nice to expand everyone's vocabulary. Thank You.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 2 роки тому +3

      Plot twist, he knows

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi Місяць тому +1

      Thankfully, UA-cam algorithms also do not know it.

  • @jojoro1918
    @jojoro1918 Рік тому +1

    17:50 I am only 17 and I grew up on those giant cube TV’s and so I understand this anxiety on a deep level. I also miss the days when you just had 6 buttons on the TV instead of a million different remote buttons. Two for channel two for volume and one for power and then the glorious built in dvd player that you could keep yourself entertained with just by pressing the eject button. Oh yeah and I guess the input button was a thing too so 7 buttons. Anyways old technology was simply superior.

  • @cassey5998
    @cassey5998 2 роки тому +63

    Im convinsed ambers lawyers just watched legally blonde and was like "yeah, this will work."

    • @CelestialBunnyPaws
      @CelestialBunnyPaws 2 роки тому +16

      "Objection: This man is gay."
      "Uh, that's Johnny Depp."
      "But is he gay or-"
      "NO."

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, but it worked in that movie!

  • @JUBA2502
    @JUBA2502 2 роки тому +31

    As a German I can confirm that the story with the american asking from which Germany you are is more common than most people will think. Some people even think that the Nazis are still holding the power here. It is frustrating.

    • @sabinemetzger3219
      @sabinemetzger3219 2 роки тому +9

      I remember seeing US highschoolers having to fill in a empty map of europe with the correct countries. About 8 out of 10 had germany divided into east and west germany .... Right down in the middle. A former classmate of mine spend a year in the US and told us at a class reunion all kinds of crazy stuff that she was asked there like if she voted for hitler or the communists.

    • @tolotos95
      @tolotos95 9 місяців тому +1

      I've also heard of someone who was told by an American that Hitler is the grandfather of all Germans (DAFUQ?), and within the same sentence they were asked if we would always hug him at Christmas....

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 Рік тому +13

    When you were talking about witch trials rewarding persecuting people for witchcraft it reminded me of the thing with the British and India. This was back in colonial times so India was a British colony and they had a problem with snakes in India, so they introduced a scheme where you could hand in dead snakes for a financial reward. The Indians all started breeding the snakes to kill and hand in and they ended up with way more snakes than they started with 😅

    • @vidmanandrew09
      @vidmanandrew09 Рік тому +3

      Is that what they call a “task failed successfully?”

  • @soylentgreenb
    @soylentgreenb 2 роки тому +47

    I have the folding chair package beat by a mile. I bought a LED ceiling lamp that was about 50x50x5 cm. This was inside a box that was 60x60x10 cm, with a molded styrofoam thing keeping it safe. This box was then put inside a cubical box as big as a washing machine (about 70x70x70), full to the brim with styrofoam packing peanuts, with the 60x60x10 cardboard box sitting diagonally, buried under the peanuts. I went there with my bike to pick it up, expecting something like the 60x60x10 box which I could just shove in like a large IKEA bag or something; the post office was nice enough to let me pick out the actual 60x60x10 box and let them keep the 70x70x70 box full of peanuts for recycling.

    • @BraveRiderCopycat
      @BraveRiderCopycat 2 роки тому +8

      I swear people waste so much packaging on stuff like this, I once had a literally tiny object arrive in a box large enough for over 10 of them, I really wonder why people think this is a good idea

    • @chalion8399
      @chalion8399 2 роки тому +3

      I can't beat that, but................I received by parcel delivery my wiper blades for my SUV. The box was 3'x1'x1' no packing material, but the wipers were in their own parcel box that had in itself packing materials and it was a flat box 30 inches, by 4 inch x 2 inch. It could have shipped by itself and arrive in fine shape.

    • @thejamester14
      @thejamester14 2 роки тому +1

      @@BraveRiderCopycat as someone who packs things for a living its because the system tells us to and if we dont follow the system we get in trouble

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova 2 роки тому +16

    My brother when he was a kid once thought he became blind. We were on vacation in Croatia and in the area we were in the power went out. My brother woke and started screaming he was blind and couldn't see anything. My mom yelled at him from the other room it was a power outage and he wasn't indeed blind. Not only drunk/high people make crazy claims like these.

  • @seigeengine
    @seigeengine Рік тому +5

    Also... the black plague didn't disappear. It rampaged across the old world over and over, causing many many individual "plagues."
    The best part of the sketch at the end is the guy kind of does look like the sketch, actually.

    • @JeremyPorcelain
      @JeremyPorcelain Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s still around and people can catch it (sorry if I’m wrong).
      Edit: typo

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Рік тому +1

      @@JeremyPorcelain Sure, you can still get it, but it's unlikely.
      There's only a couple thousand cases annually, mostly in sub-Saharan Africa.
      With modern treatment, mortality is around 1/6.
      For context, untreated mortality is around 2/3.
      It's the thing that struck me about covid. As far as diseases go... covid was a really mild one. Nothing inherently prevents a disease that is extremely lethal. In fact, the plague can spread via respiratory droplets.
      Lots of diseases we no longer have to really deal with had really high mortality rates like that. Tuberculosis, for instance, was about 50% fatal, and has plausibly killed something like twice as many humans as currently are alive throughout the existence of our species.

    • @CatDragon292
      @CatDragon292 6 місяців тому

      Hm
      My dad’s a teacher epidemiologist and a while back we were talking about some disease or how diseases spread or something and I can’t quite remember but it was interesting. I’ll edit if I remember
      :)

  • @argontheguardian0621
    @argontheguardian0621 2 роки тому +202

    On the road to 1 million subs, love what you do Cliccy. ❤

  • @tovekauppi1616
    @tovekauppi1616 2 роки тому +58

    5:00 what’s worse about this story is that they reportedly were allowed on their original flight.

    • @ShinyAvalon
      @ShinyAvalon 2 роки тому +11

      Since they openly showed authorities their souvenir, I think it was easy to tell that they were just incredibly stupid.
      …though I suspect even such egregious idiocy as that wouldn’t have saved someone who…let’s just say whose skin tone was darker than Pantone 727.

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 2 роки тому +4

      Keep in mind that this was when they were returning to the US from the Golan Heights (a disputed territory located between Israel and Syria), so this was not a US airport they were dealing with.
      In that region, to be honest, I wouldn't even be surprised if this is not the first time something like this has happened..

  • @trashpanda2945
    @trashpanda2945 Рік тому +3

    31:17 , I once had a similar experience where I went to California for a vacation where we stayed at a hotel. At some point, we got hungry and the hotel didn’t have a lot of options, so we went so a gas station and a man walked over to me and said “Where are you from? You have a weird accent.” I didn’t want to sound mean, replied:”I’m from Canada.” And the man said: “What? No Canada isn’t real. Haven’t you seen on TikTok?” And we walked back to the hotel, giggling the whole way back.

  • @wallewonks
    @wallewonks 2 роки тому +284

    As a singaporean queer, that Changi Airport post hit hard :(
    People living in very restricted countries, stay strong

    • @rufavulpes
      @rufavulpes 2 роки тому +4

      Kinoko is that you? 👀

    • @wallewonks
      @wallewonks 2 роки тому +3

      @@rufavulpes yesyes

    • @rivulet5417
      @rivulet5417 2 роки тому +10

      Hope things get better
      Things are going insane everywhere
      🏳️‍🌈🌈

    • @wallewonks
      @wallewonks 2 роки тому +3

      @@rivulet5417 they really have. I hope things improve for you also

    • @rivulet5417
      @rivulet5417 2 роки тому

      @@wallewonks yea
      I live in Florida so I have at least the right to live but I have to worry about fundamentalists
      I live within 15 miles of an anti evolution billboard

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 2 роки тому +49

    8:58
    I want the title "Avid Collector of Dust" to be on my tombstone
    Of course, under that I want it to say "Apparently, he had no bones"

  • @draklagoon8574
    @draklagoon8574 2 роки тому +6

    Props to the second to last guy for keeping a straight face

  • @yoidk4629
    @yoidk4629 2 роки тому +61

    a 40min long video is exactly what I needed. thank you for your service

  • @monkeygirl1894
    @monkeygirl1894 2 роки тому +102

    AH's team is really just "let's keep asking the same question. They'll have to answer differently eventually!" It's insanity.

    • @red5_skywalker
      @red5_skywalker 2 роки тому +24

      It is insanity and by definition!

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 2 роки тому +26

      My favorite part was how, at that, point, Depp said a few words and just CHOSE to wait for an objection

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 2 роки тому +4

      excuse me this is a real and very serious issue of abuse can we not f****** do this

    • @VoidAlien
      @VoidAlien 2 роки тому +4

      @@red5_skywalker literally

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Рік тому +7

      @@galaxychill9578 What? Dude it's perfectly okay to dunk on idiots for doing idiotic stuff, I don't think Johnny Depp cares.

  • @creationsbychancecan
    @creationsbychancecan 2 роки тому +8

    Your commentary kills me. I laughed so hard I almost snored my coke - the drink! The artillery shell completely destroyed me

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 2 роки тому +1

      Finally that shell destroyed something!

  • @Legomaster-jv8ll
    @Legomaster-jv8ll 2 роки тому +82

    22:09 clicky, you’re seriously overestimating the critical thinking skills of somebody when high as a kite.

  • @Side_N0te
    @Side_N0te 2 роки тому +29

    6:23 I love how this poster has the gall to use the word "illiterate" in this mess.

  • @caggles
    @caggles 2 роки тому +5

    So the "I'm going to bring a bomb to the airport" thing happened again in my town, lol. Some dude got his hands on some disarmed grenades and figured it would be totally cool to bring them in his carry-on luggage.

  • @MossyCat0101
    @MossyCat0101 2 роки тому +24

    22:10 My boyfriend told me what it's like to get high on weed. He described it as if your mind is in the future compared to your body. He was very slow and in he's mind he already opened the door out of the cafe where he ordered and drank like 5 caffee, but the door opening never actually happened, so he walked straight to the door and after like 5 minutes realized it's closed. So yeah, weed, for the first time, made he's brain take a vacation.

  • @deannasmith4443
    @deannasmith4443 2 роки тому +106

    it is genuinely impressive how well you read the anti-athiest rant.
    that was some mangled language(?) in there.

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 2 роки тому +4

      Ikr 😂 deserved a post on r/ihadastroke

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 роки тому +1

      Atheist revolved around jesus??? Wtf r u saying sir? Do you mean we atheists spin around jesus?

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 роки тому +6

      @@foxinabox5103 Yep. Like planets and stars around earth. In perfectly circular orbits - how it should be :D

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 роки тому

      @@robertnett9793 cool! How i do join them? I would like to spin around jesus too, pls.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 роки тому +3

      @@foxinabox5103 Ehm... I guess it comes automatically if you fill out your Atheist application forms.

  • @felix2617
    @felix2617 2 роки тому +8

    26:13
    My dumbass thought it was talking about like, her rich skin color, like she had such beautiful skin that she was awarded for it and I'm so fucking stupid

  • @LogicalDisaster
    @LogicalDisaster 2 роки тому +32

    28:00 Hematite is very brittle and, when made into a thin band like that, can break just by hitting your hand on the table too hard. The guy must be making loads of money on people's ignorance. I debated getting a Hematite ring when at my local stone shop because they're pretty but decided against it before even knowing that they're easily breakable. Good job, me.

    • @LogicalDisaster
      @LogicalDisaster 2 роки тому +7

      Spiritually, Hematite is known to block, not absorb negative energies. But don't quote me on that because I'm not an expert and too lazy to do proper research. On that note, please, people, PLEASE do your research. (Which means getting from credible sources, not just the first Google link that pops up.) When buying something risky, expensive, or any pet.