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Love how the fact they are naming the girl rifle, made Click miss the fact that the Aunt described the parents as “my brother and his STEPDAUGHTER “. That kids got more to worry about than a dumb name…
I was waiting for Click to mention it and the fact that he just didn't made it so much worse
That just means he cheated on his wife with his daughter. I've seen lots of porn that begins the same way, I mean I hear that's a thing they do. 😂
@@DeathBYDesign666 her daughter, not his.
Ugh her name isn't rifle, it's ryghppmel 🙄 /j
@@DeathBYDesign666 "just" ???
As it's been pointed out by many witches and pagans, hematite is SUPER fragile and easy to break. When actual practioners say "Hey, it's just super fragile" I think it's safe to say the ring didn't break because of negative energy.
As a pagan, I can confirm this.
As a man who has broken the shit out of lots of oxidized iron, I can confirm this.
Yep. Especially the rings. Like it's pretty but not great for making jewelry. Not everything is magic even for us witch's.
As an agnostic rock enjoyer I can back this up
wiccan here, yep thats it. though idk why youd make a ring outta this anyway
boycotting a store that won't let you in is the "you can't fire me, I quit" of protests
YOU CAN'T QUIT, YOU'RE FIRED
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT
you cant quit me im fired.
You can't quit your a frog
You can’t fire me, you’re dead!
So fun fact: the ring isn’t poor quality, hematite is just very fragile. You could have a good or bad quality ring and it will break if you aren’t careful. The reason this bit of folklore surrounds the stone is probably to be an explanation of why it breaks so easily.
Thank you, went here to say the same 😂
It is a semiprecious gemstone that is rich in iron and well... brittle like many stones.
Bc of the iron content it used to be ground and smelted or mixed into dark red/brown paints etc.
The folklore besides allegedly helping to heal bleeding wounds or cleaning the blood (bc iron/dark rusty colors etc) comes from the darkness of the color most likely.
It does have an eerie shine and gems that are more or less black in color often were said to be able to absorb all kinds of bad energy - maybe because they absorb more light than the glittery ones.
EDIT: Turmaline or Jett/Gagat would be other examples.
The latter being also popular for grieving jewelry in the 1800s could have let to equating it with a remedy for grieve, anxiety, depression etc.
So hematite is a poor material for a ring.....making it a poor quality ring
@@cedarfleeger5924 depends on the definition of 'quality'. If sturdiness is your main/only focus then you are absoluty right.
I would equate quality more with craftsmanship and the pureness of the chosen stone etc. - both factors in even creating such a ring without breaking it in the process.
As mentioned hematite has a unique eerie sheen so there is the aesthetic value, too.
It would also mostly have been worn by people who don't have to do a lot of manual labor and this could be emphasized by choosing this semi precious stone that is prone to maybe breaking instead of metal for a ring.
Decorative items made of rare and delicate materials were always symbols of status in history. Think of lace cuffs, gold filigree, silk aprons etc. neither of those are practical and that is part of the point.
My favorite thing about the "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" headline is that the headline writer admitted to it and said "It had been a LONG week", but does find it hilarious.
For those curious, the headline was supposed to say "Large boulder the size of a small car"
Americans will literally use any unit of measurement other than the metric system.
Timestamp?
@@NecessaryTruths Yeah, we do, but use them for transportation, not measuring rocks.
@@CloverField83 say that within three whales of america
@@Alice1apple 21:12 ish
I can no longer hear "psst" without saying "disclaimer". Thanks Click.
Earlier my friend in science was like 'Pssst' and it took every braincell I had left to not say disclaimer.
My daughter whispers "disclaimer" every time she hears the "psst". She's almost 2. I may watch too many of these videos.
😂😂😂😂😂same
psst
@@intercontinentalballisticben disclaimer
In my old work place, the CEO disallowed me the use of earphones while working. I worked as a front manager at a restaurant. No one had ever complained, in fact, I'd gotten positive feedback from customers how I give great service and it's a joy to see how much I care about my work because I could always be seen doing something to make the eating experience better and safer for everybody. (It was a buffet-style serving during covid and I was working alone because we didn't have money to keep more staff.) One person complained that I was "just listening to music and not focusing on work". I couldn't think about anyone who'd felt that (you can usually tell who negative feedbacks came from). The only explanation I could come up with for the claim of me "not focusing on my work" might have come from the fact that, having ADHD, I tended to have 3-5 unfinished tasks around the restaurant; customers would come in at a pace that would constantly interrupt my work and then I would direct my focus on something else that needed to be done. Or simply the fact that I was wearing my earphones, nothing concrete.
I used earphones because I'm autistic and after being left running the front alone, I no longer had time to take a few minutes to go into the storage to do my grounding mantra. The podcasts I had playing in my ears were there for me to focus on when I could feel a wave of anxiety approaching, I always paused a podcast to serve customers, but I would still keep my earbuds in (to dull the noise). The CEO instantly took the single complainer's side.
I put away my headset, invested in some speech filtering earplugs (*EXPENSIVE*), studied for an entrance exam on my time off work, got into a school and quit. Now I'm studying for a career that will have a starter pay 3 times what I was paid after over a decade's work in the restaurant industry. So although I still feel that the complaint any my CEO's ruling were unjust, it worked out in my favor in the end.
Actually they finny changed the law in Singapore, being lgbt is finally legal!! Also did you know that jewel's water fall is one of the biggest indoor water falls in the world. I'm really happy to see my country changing for the better☺️
👍
That’s great!!:)
As of today, Oct 26 2023, trans people no longer have to be sterilized either!
@@emeraldfire413god this is hella recent!
Singapore W !!!!
I saw that thumbnail and was just like "No, NO, no one can be that stupid", I give humanity too much credit.
i agree with that statement, humanity is just too overrated and people gloss over the stupidity
@@PineCanny We need to tackle Social Issues right now.
C'mon, it's not that hard when YT literally is a plattform full of
suggestions and proposals and coverage and data:
Channel like Knowing Better, Second Thought, Sci Man Dan,
Britmonkey, Some More News and so many others can legit help,
but i cant force you so, so oh well. All i can do is pmise they even entertain you
while presenting you the Data.
Look up the deer sign woman
Fr I looked into the story and they just... Let them go... No repercussions
I purposefully shoved my finger into a light socket, then did it again.
"Congratulations to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter..." DID NOBODY NOTICE THIS!!!!!
Clicky wicky didn't for sure
I came to the comments to see if anybody did. Glad I'm not alone.
@@Cyb3rM1nd I had the same reaction
I am so happy I am not the only one. 😆
Seen that one on a few channels now and I think only a couple of people did a double take. Click is gunna have a fridge horror moment when that post comes back in his head next and it just... Clicks.
Thank you so much about pointing out the toxicity in the "lucky guy'" response of forced naughties.
I haven’t seen whole video yet but I assume that’s referring to a girl forcing the naughtiest onto a guy, and yea stuff like this is why I love click, lol he’s just a genuinely good guy.
I see that kind of response way too much, like when a female teacher abuses an underage boy and half the comments are dudes saying
“Lucky kid” and shit like that.
No, all the No 🖕🏻
@@ms.annthropic6341 Oh god, don't get me started on the "I wish I had teachers like that when I was a kid" People. Just the worst
@@ms.annthropic6341 Perfect name, I applaud you for it.
@@TheShuckleNoob Thank you 😊
"Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old"
Sounds about right to me
The plane can have a little artillery. As a treat
Of course, is totally safe
Ah yes nothing can go wrong here **artillery gets randomly armed**
Russian roulette
Landing will be fun
Or just in case Russia...?
Misread treat as threat
13:05 Peta has kidnapped dogs off of porches and put them down. They're not even the good guys.
Im surprised that peta hasn't gone bankrup yet
Wait what?? That's horrible!!
I got one of their ads on this video. They play the sound of what they claim are owls being tortured by some science group. But considering PETA routinely fakes videos, either by torturing the animals themselves or lying about where something took place, I 100% would believe those sick fucks tortured some poor bird for their so called cause.
Never forget that PETA use to fund terrorist organizations like ALF and ELF. They kidnap pets and kill like 90% of the animals in their “care”. Even puppies and kittens that were 100% adoptable.
PETA makes me wish I wasn't a vegetarian.
Yep, and they kill most of the animals in their shelters because they hate the idea of pet ownership.
The other night on Reddit there was a thread that was blowing up in r/relationship_advice posted by a woman who was making out with a (34yo) guy she’d recently started dating, and while they were making out he finished in his pants, smiled, and asked if she had finished too. And the woman was basically asking wtf to do and if that was normal. Really funny thread.
…But then someone replied with a link to another thread where a 34 yo guy was asking for advice after he came in his pants and his girlfriend had asked him to leave, and what should he do?
It was the same fucking guy. We knew because he deleted the thread as soon as someone asked if their threads were related. lmfao
Good times.
nice
If you like Pina colada
Getting karma online
“It was me, Barry.”
@@adrianwoods2752 this murdered me
@@adrianwoods2752the fact I understood this is killing me right now
the dead guy in Tokyo isn't the only one. A couple in Britain murdered their parents, buried them and then lived off their pensions for decades. It also came undone when the media came to do an interview with one of them cause they would have turned 100.
In uni I attended a course about medieval literature (we focused on death and violence cause my teacher was a young woman and she was like "everyone does romance for middle age literature but that's not what my doctor is about so neither is this class") and one day when we were reading a text about decay and death the teacher just goes "did you know that in the middle ages 1/3 of the european population got wipped out? Imagine what that would mean in this room. It's a fun game I like to play when I'm in a crowded waiting room." That teacher was just glorious we loved that class xD
Id hope Uni students were aware of the Black Death.
@@WinterPains You can be aware of the Black Plague without really taking in the sheer *scope* of the deaths. That it means that in a room with 15 people 5 of them (on average) would have died.
@@WinterPains well in history class (growing up I mean) we sure talked about the black plague but we never talked in detail about anything regarding the middle ages.
Like the broad feudal system, the dynasties here in France and stuff but it is mostly a skipped time period so we did never talk about how many people died from it just that it was bad but that's it 🤷
Omfg i wannt to know that teacher. XD the ace vibes... I envy that.
@@Piti_Pingu
Bubonic Plague.
Or Black Death.
Not Black Plague…
"Please wait patiently for the failure of the system"
There's a multitude of jokes for this but I think the pinnacle is:
This should be on every government building.
Yes
i will go with you to every government building to do just this with absolute pride.
The one that came to my mind was "That's what I've been doing."
Millenials wainting for the economy to crash só they can buy a home
I am betting it was supposed to say something along the lines of "We are currently experiencing a system failure, please be patient while we solve the issue", but what we got was infinitely better.
I thank the gods for the joys of janky machine translations.
Fun fact: The bubonic plague did not disappear, actually. Although it's rare, it still occurs to this day.
I got tested for it once! I definitely had mono but it wasn't showing up in my lab results which triggered them doing more tests. I knew exactly who got me sick and how, so it was more interesting than anything else.
As a teacher I have legitimately heard weirder names, and that should tell you a lot. On the other hand, I’m REALLY good at pronouncing made up words now. My educated guesses are pretty spot on ten years in.
That artillery shell, in theory, could still be live. They brought a real, possibly live explosive to a fucking airport.
I wonder if there’s a safe way to make it not live while a;so not exploding it
@@daniellewilson8527 Not really because depending on the age, the chemicals inside might have gone unstable. Especially if this is a WWI bomb. I was told you can do that to WWII bombs but that one looks like it was corroded and so you can't be sure the chemicals aren't degraded.
If you worry about historical value? there are literal TONS of "safe" (emptied) ones from WWI and WWII all over Europe, and there are also tons of unexploded ones from WWII and II still to be found. Literally every year in France you can read news about people finding unexploded bombs or grenades from WWI and II, in the forest, on the beach, etc. Estimates claims that more that 1 million of bombs are resting in the North Sea; in France, as much as 15 millions of bombs are still buried in the old battlefields of WWI (and that figure excludes grenades and other explosives).
Sooooo... We aren't gonna run out of unexploded vintage bombs anytime soon.
If you want something with more significance than just a bomb, you can look for "Trench art" which are items made by soldiers (mostly from WWI) from what they found in the Trentches, mostly obus shells but also bullet casing, etc. Those are so common in France I still see people selling them in garage sales, sometime for quite reasonable prices.
@@daniellewilson8527 yes, it's pretty standard affair to disarm things like these to sell. It's the firing mechanism and charge that makes the bomb explode, without those it's just a hunk of metal that smells bad.
It's typically done for display purposes. My local museum has a bunch of ww1 hand grenades that are all rusty and apparently they just drilled holes into the bottom of them to get the charge out, sealed it back up and then put the opened end on the bottom of the case so you don't see it when you're looking at it.
However there's no way for us to actually know if that shell was properly disabled.
Yeah, as stupid as it is I probably would somehow make the same mistake.
“Could still be” mean it is 100%
I once had some people complain about being paired up with me for a school project. After talking to the teacher, I managed to do the project on my own. When we were presenting, they were sent up without me and apparently hadn't done anything, then started blaming me only to be reminded that I wasn't in the group. I didn't do great but I still passed and got extra credit for doing the whole thing solo, bringing me up to a B. That teacher made a separate version of projects for solo students for the rest of the year.
If only that were a thing all the time in every class ever ;-;
Why would they complain about being in a group with someone if they planned on doing none of the work anyways 💀
@@WestGarbage6cause that want the other person to do all the work since they have no brain cells for themselves
28:09 Haematite, with chemical formula Fe2O3, primary iron ore, also know as rusted iron. Man I sure do love chemistry
I wish past me. I wish I could go back :'I
I think it would be funnier to have the two different Alpha Bros plus a Omegaverse fan just talking to each other that would be freaking hilarious
Omg this should happen.
The Click: "THE NEWS!"
My hearing: "THE NOOSE!"
Me: "Relatable."
Mmmmmmm take alastor shimeji instead.
13:50 I love that he got so caught up by the name "Reighfyl" that he missed the guy hooking up with his stepdaughter.
I love Click warning not to go down a rabbit hole where all the recommended videos are the same, while I'm on a deep dive rabbit hole of his videos and it's basically all I now have in the recommended
38:12 my fav part was that was an official police sketch and is DID find the guy
the dude just looks like that
I FREAKING LOVE how the reporter looked at his crew and like "is this serious? Oh it is... okay..." kills me laughing
timestamp?
@@Chai-the-Artist 37:56
@@animosital1645 Thanks!
The fact that you hear the reporter trying not to laugh makes it better
:(
The gift certificate for reporting employees works right up to the time a manager gets photographed using their cell phone...why? Because that actually happened 3 days after a similar policy was put in place where I work. A manager meeting was taking place on the manufacturing floor (which has posted no cell phone use NO EXCEPTIONS) and every single manager was using their cell phone...sign got taken down the next week after that photo was circulated to every employee via E-mail...
Basically, tell me your a toxic workplace without telling me your a toxic workplace is the name of the game for that one
Just to note those online "aptitude test" they give you when they apply for jobs are literal personality tests. I've had a number of jobs show me the results. They're basically modern Quizilla tests. (I know this isn't quite the same as the story in the video but it is related and thought I'd share this.)
31:29 Everyone always forgets about Imperial Germany.
My grandma once brought a sword as a souvenir to a plane, They didnt even notice until the plane was mid-flight. They just took it away and then gave it back to her when she landed, she didnt even know swords, SWORDS. weren't allowed
Was it before 2001 perhaps?
well i think the sword might be over the 4 in. scissor limit....
Terry Pratchett get cane hit hidden blade as gift in on of his visit of Czechia. They needed to demont blade and sent ir separetly.
I kinda want to do karate to make my hands legally a weapon to see how they would try and take it from me.
My grandma had gotten onto a plane with a pocket knife and nothing happened until we had to go through security for our connection which then they took it away. She had it tucked away in a bag weather's originals which she used to help herself qith change in pressure.
I was visiting a wwi battelfield on italian alps yesrs ago and there was a family with 3 kids. Those people were literally playing caralessly throwing at each other a 100 yo unexploded handgranade.
I pointed out that it was extremely dangerous and their response was "It had all the time to explode, if it didn't yet it must be safe now".
I went away from there as soon as possible and called the police that sent some men immediately.
I haven't heard weird stories of blown-up children on the newspapers in the next days so I suppose the police arrived there in time.
By experience I totally believe the story of the bomb in the airport. Sometimes certain people seem to have just pinecones in their brain.
That's just blatantly irresponsible. I mean, maybe it's safe, but if the cost of being wrong is getting smeared across the hillside... No thanks.
I just love the scream at the beginning of the video. I open a “The Click” video and hear
“YEAAAA” in a raspy squeaky voice. But i live for it
20:20 (time) my great uncle did this to my great grandma. Took a while to get the balls to call a welfare check. The cops found her body in a truck in a random feild dressed in Mormon temple clothes. They determend shed been dead any where from 3 months to 3 years as he was gathering the pension
Fun fact: Hematite is one of those stones that disintegrate/break when it is exposed to water frequently. Ie; sweat. Washing hands.... yea. Not the quality, it's the stone (and possibly it being made into a brittle ring shape with no impact durability)
Yeah I was even thinking that, off the top of my head I thought Hematite was a form of iron ore/similar rather than a proper metal (flexible enough to deform elastically under stress) or gemstone (hard enough to experience minimal strain under stress)
Sounds like those mood rings from the 90’s that changed color based on your “mood” but it was really just the temperature of your hand. Basically just a liquid crystal thermometer.
@@blak4831 yup, definitely a type of iron ore (hometown industry was iron mining, can confirm). Most important in industrial purposes. Those rings are kinda cool cuz they can be magnetic and they polish up nice, but it’s… it’s iron. It’s not any more special than that.
Hematite is basically compressed rust.
@@Ajehy Those are still all over the place btw
i've heard about parents back in the earlier days of the internet who thought deleting the internet explorer shortcut would prevent their kid from accessing the internet.
but i can top that one. my mom used to ask me to sometimes to online stuff for her in government sites, like social security and irs sites, and she'd always ask me at the most inconvenient times. i then found out it was because she thought the sites worked only on the same schedule as the offices, meaning she thought by 6pm the sites were inaccessible and didn't work on the weekends. i let her think that for a while just for the sake of her not asking me to do those things on the weekend
ACTUALLY, I remember seeing an article about 1 us gov't website that DOES do just that.
I do apologize, but for the life of me, I can't remember which one it was though..
My job used to make fish hooks so technically they could be called made in America but almost all the parts came from China. XP
When you were talking about witch trials rewarding persecuting people for witchcraft it reminded me of the thing with the British and India. This was back in colonial times so India was a British colony and they had a problem with snakes in India, so they introduced a scheme where you could hand in dead snakes for a financial reward. The Indians all started breeding the snakes to kill and hand in and they ended up with way more snakes than they started with 😅
Is that what they call a “task failed successfully?”
Me: * watches fellow trans people react to transphobia *
The internet: YOU MUST LIKE TRANSPHOBIA, RIGHT?
right? i swear if i get one more dim tool or blaire white video recommended to me im going to lose it.
@@deannasmith4443 okay, i can't find much stuff around dim tool in yt except of twitch reacts that are vague at best.
And for blaire white, fucking yikes. I almost felt sick to my stomach seeing what she posted.
@@foxinabox5103 So, fun tip for YT reccomendations: when you hover over a video, there will be 3 little dots next to the title, and you can select "Don't reccommend channel" or "Stop reccommending this video". Just a little tip I learned for taming the algorithim.
That's how the algorithm works. It assumes you might like to watch the kind of content the creators you watch do. As well as the 'other people who watched this also liked'. Mr Finn has already mentioned the tool I use when my algorithm gets wildly confused.
I have ADHD and my youtube homepage could be used to justify that diagnosis.
@@MsJazbren Mrs. Finn, but yes, can concur with the ADHD YT home thingy.
Brother got his STEPDAUGHTER pregnant. The name is perfectly rational considering this XD
Also, the least of that poor child's problems.
Let's hope it wasn't an obscured call for help
I hope the stepdaughter is over 18.
At least it was a STEPdaughter. If it was an actual daughter....SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Reighfyl isn't a horrible name if it is pronounced Ray-full. Pronouncing it Rifle is just mean to that future kid.
36:45 I love how you can take the smallest thing like this dog and make us feel better or give us some advice it's one of the reasons why I love your channel so much
4:30 that family broke so many laws by bringing that pet shell home... my goodness god I'm about to explode like that unstable shell
How did Click miss the part about Reighfylblplipthptzz's parents being Blorp and his STEPDAUGHTER??
UPVOTE SO HE CAN SEE THIS!!!
I had the same thought!
I was looking to see if someone else pointed that out! I mean people argue why anyone would be upset since they are related. To me though it's that he's like her father and the age gap!
Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one. I was like, wait... "Congratulations to my brother and his stepdaughter??? What?"
I really hope it was a "congrats to my brother, who is becoming a grandpa, and his stepdaughter, who is becoming a mother" but at this point I don't expect it.
22:34 it's been mentioned a lot whenever the Thomas Sanders receipt post comes up that that particular store does actually have the ability for staff to add order instructions, it's perfectly feasible for it to have been a fan seeing him
Thank you! I was looking for someone who said this, I think all his fans know that he wouldn't fake something like that, thank you
Thank goodness. I got so worried Thomas was going full ego trip
I don't know him, commenting so people who do see it
I was looking for someone saying something about this... Didn't see this before now, but, yeah, doesn't seem like something he would do...
I figured it would either be that or just a joke
The scary thing about comfirmation bias isn't that everyone has it but that you don't know when you are doing it. Your mind will basically erase what you see from your memory at times if it doesn't correlate with what you believe. Who knows how much stuff your mind automatically cut out?
26:13
My dumbass thought it was talking about like, her rich skin color, like she had such beautiful skin that she was awarded for it and I'm so fucking stupid
10:13 In Mandarin, it is pronounced "Waiguo ren lai hua goongzuo xuke xitong guzhang, qing naixiin dengdai." and that means "The system for foreigners' work permits for China currently doesn't operate. Please be patient." Though this sign is kind of ironic considering that it is specifically aimed at non-Chinese people.
Han, being exclusionary in their myopic bigotry?
NOOO...
As someone who has been food safety certified in the past for many years, that raw chicken butter clip literally made me scream, "NO," and it's midnight thirty on a Tuesday night.
I was all "is this just going to be making fun of someone for making food weird again? Can we move beyond this trend-" and then. fricking. Butter back in the fridge. AUGH.
She probably wonders why she gets sick so often too.
🎵it's twelve thirty on a Tuesday🎵
🎵and motherfuckers are cooking raw chicken🎵
@dmgroberts5471 "they said I had salmonella, but I don't even eat fish!"
I almost didn't catch the butter thing until Click brought it up. I was too busy wondering if a waffle iron even could cook a bone-in chicken leg all the way to completion and wouldn't your fingers contaminate the rest of the chicken when you picked it up by the uncooked bone handle.
28:05 pretty sure hematite breaks when it’s been exposed to too much water but they manage to market it like this because people don’t look into the chemistry of why it breaks
The people gluing themselves onto counters reminds me of the airport in Sweden that was shut down for a day or two as some people had glued themselves to the runway.
“She had no horses but tought she did.”
Brenda spent a lot of time playing RDR2.
“OK BOY."
Boah*
tbh "couldn't you just pause it" has mad "parents asking you to pause your online match for dinner" energy but with the ages reversed.
The big audible *thud* with the scooped powder made me burst out laughing much more than it had any right to 😂
32:10 That's actually a good idea! I thought that, since I live in a small enough town, the people here would be smart enough to use turn signal. However, due to someone NOT using it, me and my sister were waiting a couple of minutes for some car to drive by at an intersection, only for that car to turn.
Congrats, you can no longer swerve when something runs in the road
13:50
I love how many UA-camrs read this post, and miss the detail that it's celebrating the offspring between Jeremy and his _stepdaughter._
"She sings like a bird, looked like a bird, and Brenda was a bird."
REALLY?! I WOULD'VE NEVER GUESSED!
If it sounds like a 🦆...
30:53 the irony is palpable
Apparently the delivery thing at 22:30 actually was put by the restaurant. They just put it in delivery instructions because they had no where else to put it. In his own words “I literally have no way to prove it wasn’t me even though it wasn’t…so I guess this is my life now”
The management asking for pictures don't specify it has to be employees. So the customers can send in pics of each other and make $25 each.
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking if I had the disgrace of working under such people I would find the first motive to call the manager I can think of (and reasonably do it from the counter) and make sure to warn the costumes I'm about to make that call.
Behind this counter so just saying probably a employee only zone
@@williammaxwell2234 just lean over the counter and snap the pic. What are they going to do? Ban you from a store you'd want to boycott anyway?
@@williammaxwell2234 Having worked retail employee only zones rarely stop a motivated customer
I’m 19 living with a roommate and doing my best to survive because I was practically disowned by my family. It’s not just butterflies and rainbows. It’s freaking hard. And the weird thing is my grandparents were married and pregnant at my age while owning a trailer and being able to pay through college with a grocery store job. I work at Walmart and can barely offord to live and have hobbies. This is how the world has changed. I’m in Louisiana in America.
Its not fun and i can relate to being homeless and haveing one tiny means of income. Stay strong.
@@alexshinra6722 thank you. ive sense upgraded to living in a camper lol but i am a bit happier.
@@juniper4709 oh good to hear on the upgrade. I acutaly got my own flat 2 weeks ago am trying to adult enough to pass by argh. Stay safe and stay strong as you build.
@@alexshinra6722 of course!! Thank youuu!!
as someone who has been so high that I couldn't feel my body working, no. No you would NOT have heard yourself crying until you sobered up a bit. It is terrifying in the moment, but kind of hilarious afterwards
39:25 How to tell you are one eyed without saying you are one eyed (nor showing your face).
Depth perception. Some people just don't have what it takes.
Um Akshually, most declared witches were hung, or drowned. One guy was crushed! He absolutely refused to admit he was a witch and just kept telling them to put more and more weight on him until he slowly died.
The reasoning - people hypothesize - is that when you are found to be a witch, all of your assets are seized. He knew he would die either way. By refusing to confess, he dies "not a witch" under law, and his assets transfer to his family rather than being seized.
So he suffered a worse death to make sure his family was safe. Like a badass.
Ummmm "Akshually" ??
You're American huh, home schooled ?
@@edwardfletcher7790 British, actually. "Um Akshually" is a joke phrase. Don't try to mock people while you're being wooshed, it makes you look twice as stupid.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Also I can see your edit. Men were accused of being witches. It may have been rarer, but it happened, and the thing I talked about is recorded history. Are you through mansplaining or do you want to try again?
You can at least get something right this time.
@@serenity1378 Ahhh see, here's the difference, I delete my mistakes 60sec after double checking.
You just got hostile because I said you spell like a toddler.
"Most declared witches were hung"
True the Ukranians are couragous, but consider:
-The Ukranians(been invaded before)
-The Native Americans(people often call the Vietnam war the first war the U.S. lost, not so)
-The Zulu(won against British using leather shields, bows, and spears)
-The Polish(somehow manage to come back every time Poland is wiped from the map)
-Basically any minority country ever
The Finns. They didn't ever lose their capitol. Against Stalin's Russia! They won the war, not just the battle.
That second one tho... It was Europeans who invaded the North American continent, not Americans who waged a war against the natives. And also, the way the natives and their land is being treated... I wouldn't really say they won the war, more like, they survived the invasion and are still, to this day, fighting to keep their ancestral land somewhat intact not to mention their culture and people.
@@lampekartoffel Huh? I was saying the Native Americans were brave, and we officially lost Red Cloud's war according to Wikipedia.
Ukraine was not on a map for a long time as well
the polish one made me have to stop myself from laughing because if I did I would cough, ALOT.
34:54 Oh god I need to re-watch that trial, it was too good.
I like to think I help avoid the confirmation bias stuff by making a point to re look up the info every so often when I come across a bs claim online.
"I don't think that's the norm... being 19" ah yes, 19 years old are such a minority
Fun fact: Most people have been 19 years old at some point in their lives.
@@jacobc9221 cringe
I first read that as:
"I don't think that's the norm... being 19 inches"
I mean technically there’s only so many years that made 19year olds, and only so many who survived to be 19.
_ignore that they get shuffled every year._
I mean if you add up the amount of people of other ages and compare, technically every age is a minority
7:52 Fun fact the black plauge still exists but, because of modern hygiene and medicine it's very rare to get.
Good thing antibiotics can usually treat it
Yup, still found in muskrats, and if caught soon enough, actually treatable.
Endemic in parts of the USA.
The squirrels at lake tahoe have it and I'm kinda all for it because of the high concentration of snooty "rich" people who go there to play.
17:50 I am only 17 and I grew up on those giant cube TV’s and so I understand this anxiety on a deep level. I also miss the days when you just had 6 buttons on the TV instead of a million different remote buttons. Two for channel two for volume and one for power and then the glorious built in dvd player that you could keep yourself entertained with just by pressing the eject button. Oh yeah and I guess the input button was a thing too so 7 buttons. Anyways old technology was simply superior.
39:05 how to speed run salmonella😂
13:53 “Congratulations to my brother Jerry and his STEPDAUGHTER”
Excuse me??? Did this man married his strepdaughter???? I’M SO CONFUSED
I really hope the guy didn't help raise that stepdaughter and that she was already an adult when they met. But somehow I douvt that.
@@keit99 Either way that would mean that he dated or married his mother in law before dating his exs daughter
@@morninmichigan1824 not saying that makes it much better. But it removes the worst part.
Just like Woody Allen did....
Reifyl is a pretty shit name tbh. Makes me assume a few things. Wild guesses really. 1. stepdaughter was probably groomed (reifyl as a name is pretty low on the iq scale, possibly related to positive reinforcement of ignorance which is a grooming tactic. Aka Jerry wants her to be dumb bc it makes her easy to manipulate and far more reliant) also possibly molested during her upbringing. 2. Mother of stepdaughter is either a really bad parent not stepping in to separate them or is under duress, for her own safety, her daughters safety that could literally be being held hostage and her unborn grandchilds safety. And 3. The sister of Jerry doesn't seem to have any negative connotations about the scenario or at least her word choice didn't indicate anything. And I mean the topic is about her brother impregnating his stepdaughter so the fact shes happy for it... Possibly molestation is a family tradition, if they were raised with it maybe? And 4 is my worry, reifyl is the name their giving to their to be born DAUGHTER, if the stepdaughter was groomed early then she won't see it as wrong that her own daughter is then groomed in turn..
Who in their right mind picks up an artillery shell and decides to take unexploded artillery shell home as a souvenirs instead of, oh I don't know. CALLING THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES TO HELP DEAL WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB?!
Americans, of course
@@VJK102 Not nessecarly. You would be suprised how even some local people ,who got taught in school not to touch those things, tend to be rather careless with them.
I mean "Old person brings live WW2 grenade into police station" is in the local news at least every few months here in Germany.
@@VJK102 at least members of the subset of americans that think a vacation in occupied palestine is a good idea.
@@deannasmith4443 'MURICAH!!!
@@maank2146 A former friend of mine once kicked something down a hill, and complained how heavy it was.
Then it exploded.
31:17 , I once had a similar experience where I went to California for a vacation where we stayed at a hotel. At some point, we got hungry and the hotel didn’t have a lot of options, so we went so a gas station and a man walked over to me and said “Where are you from? You have a weird accent.” I didn’t want to sound mean, replied:”I’m from Canada.” And the man said: “What? No Canada isn’t real. Haven’t you seen on TikTok?” And we walked back to the hotel, giggling the whole way back.
Your commentary kills me. I laughed so hard I almost snored my coke - the drink! The artillery shell completely destroyed me
Finally that shell destroyed something!
Me: *gets out of shower, reheats pizza, watches Click while eating*
Click: "You smell amazing."
Me: :)
😤 mmmmmm reheated pizza
Reheated pizza is best if you first heat it in a microwave for 20sec then your toster oven on the toast setting.
@@josiahriesen3006 Just use a waffle or sandwich maker to reheat a 🍕
@@optimusprowse6448 what-
Nah fam, cold pizza is a different pleasure.
The number of women at the “Arsenal to play with Dicks out” game reminds me of a story where my aunt called a cab to pick her up at the airport in London. She told the cabbie that he would know her because she was wearing “purple pants”.
“Pants” means underwear in the UK. She’d never seen a taxi arrive so fast.
So the "I'm going to bring a bomb to the airport" thing happened again in my town, lol. Some dude got his hands on some disarmed grenades and figured it would be totally cool to bring them in his carry-on luggage.
My dad ordered a Roof Rake and was delivered a tiny box of shoelaces with the word "roof rake" printed on it.
Im convinsed ambers lawyers just watched legally blonde and was like "yeah, this will work."
Yeah, but it worked in that movie!
28:27 omfg as a vegan myself, I hate the sheer amount of ableism within the vegan community .. it's true that we are against using animals in any way but I'm pretty sure we can make an exception for people who need animals to help them have a good quality of life. Especially considering the official definition of veganism is to avoid using or consuming animals *as far as possible and practicable.*
I've never yet met a vegan group that could talk sensibly about the way animals use and exploit humans. The notion that symbiosis is a two way street and that many animals that live with humans benefit from this arrangement seems to be a bit beyond them.
Which is because veganism is a _choice._ In order to justify that choice, vegans make said choice seem more important than disability, which is not a choice. Human psychology ftw.
To play devil's advocate, shouldn't we just not use animals at all and let the disabled humans suffer? Why should we exploit animals to help humans? They didn't get a say in helping them, and we wouldn't force a human to take care of a disabled person. Idk just a thought
Nah I've seen you mentality cases harras children outside a disney store playing animals s being slaughtered your on the same level as PETA just self in titled arseholes thinking your ways only way and everyone must know your vegan or have options for you or you hissy fit
Dogs in general love nothing more than having a sense of purpose. They want to have a "job" to do, and they want to be praised for doing it well. Guide dogs LOVE their job. It would be cruel to deny it to them. Frankly, they were probably upset and a little traumatized having to watch their owners being harassed.
Props to the second to last guy for keeping a straight face
38:36, please tell me the sketch was drawn by a kindergarten kid, that’s the only acceptable explanation I can come up for for this 🤣🤣
"If you're not letting me in I will not visit your store!"
Yeah... that's the plan, a-hole xD
its pure "You cant fire me, because I QUIT!" energy....
That's the reason that they banned them.
The idea is, I used to shop there, now I won't any more.
10:35 This legitimately could be grounds for a lawsuit. Publicly mocking and bullying an employee, that person needs to at the very least lose their job.
If the boss loses their job, so does everybody else.
@@JoshSweetvale I don't understand your point.
@@j.kaimori3848 the boss could fire everyone as an f u
Or, you know, he and everyone else who's offended could quit and work somewhere that appreciates them. The fact we stick it out and sue when things get bad is precisely why corporations keep screwing us. Do you understand just how much money that guy is making that company? I guarantee it's *many, many* times his own salary. The company gets sued, boss fired, then they hire another terrible boss and keep raking in the dough. That the boss stayed on long enough to do something so moronic proves it's an upper management problem. This country's people have truly bizarre priorities.
101 dogs
24:44 It's like self-induced doublethink.
I think that hematite ring is not even poor quality or "absorbed too much negative energy" or anything, hematite is just fragile in general it's just glorified "crystal rust" (It's actually iron oxide just like rust)
As a geologist those "crystals give energy" and mineral mysticism things always baffle me whenever I see or hear them
I like crystals cause I like rocks not because of any magical properties they don’t have.
Interesting!
@@LakinMae5hey rocks are cool don't let anyone tell you different
As a German I can confirm that the story with the american asking from which Germany you are is more common than most people will think. Some people even think that the Nazis are still holding the power here. It is frustrating.
I remember seeing US highschoolers having to fill in a empty map of europe with the correct countries. About 8 out of 10 had germany divided into east and west germany .... Right down in the middle. A former classmate of mine spend a year in the US and told us at a class reunion all kinds of crazy stuff that she was asked there like if she voted for hitler or the communists.
I've also heard of someone who was told by an American that Hitler is the grandfather of all Germans (DAFUQ?), and within the same sentence they were asked if we would always hug him at Christmas....
22:22 as someone who watches Thomas's content, I promise he's not normally that egotistical. I wouldn't be suprised if this ended up being a misunderstanding.
I honestly kinda wish this one mistake of his would be let go of as his content is actually really good and talks about mental health in an entertaining yet informative way.
That store actually lets employees add their notes to the instructions! It wasn’t an ego thing, just a misunderstanding!
@@bea7823 I thought that was the situation, it seemed heavily out of character for Thomas
hi, a fander here, i would like to say that, i don't believe it's a misunderstanding, here's some reasons why i think that:
1:no one talks like that. no one, is gonna talk like they're talking to someone, on a recite, that's going to that someone they're talking about. it should've been at least; "aren't you that [cool] vine guy that does [awesome] Impressions?" that would at least make some sort of sense? also why are they even writing in caps?
2:it's not even hand written. it would be a little bit more believable if it was hand written. because they can't change anything in the recite. that's, impossible.
3:like i said before. it's impossible to change anything with the recite, they can't do that. because it could be illegal, if the could change things about the recite, they would have the power to put in more things in the order, or put in a HUGE tip, for them and the delivery drivers, which, as you can imagine. would be horrible, because if your paying with card, lots of money lost and might get into debt-, if with cash, you might go broke or not even have the amount of money.
i'm not saying this is egotistical per-say, i don't know the exact reason for this, i'm a big fan of him, and this gives me both a chuckle- and second hand embarrassment-
Ehhhh he's not that innocent.
I love his content, esp the sides.. But he's doing some cringe stuff.
Like... A lot of booty pics ...for a majorly underage audience.
Really encouraging that para social relationship with his audience.
Putting his very young nephew Infront of the camera way too much, esp in vlog stuff....
Its not outlandish behavior for an influencer and he's not doing anything that makes him a bad person
But before you vouch for him, just remember that you /only/ know the persona. Not the person.
I want to say as a fander a few things
1. you can change parts of a receipt to add notes i have seen it.
2. he did address this and understands people not believing him.
3. He is a grown ass man he doesn't have a young audience he content while safe for kids most of the time is mostly for his age group as well as young adults. Him working on self confidence is ok.
4. Gavin i think you are referring to his godson as he has the most aperiances. Was gavin young yes but i know thomas asked both him and his parents before putting him in videos. Gavin is now in high school so it is most his choice. as for the other kids who are more likely his cousins i would think he does the same.
I just he is a nice guy who did some cringe things but he isn't for kids really. He is very respectful and i think we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
16:29 If you punch someone in the face with gloves did you really punch them in the face?
About the folding chair. It's most likely about not wanting to risk any dents on the product from the metal pieces knocking together. You could put something in between the layers to prevent that. I get that it's a folding chair and the person who buys it is going to fold it, but the company who made it doesn't want to sound out a damaged product. It's just a bit overkill. I worked in the return industry for a few years and shipped products out of a warehouse that also handled Amazon products for reference.
I had a friend who had their debit card info stolen and the thieves tried to buy $100 worth of stuff at target. The card declined because my friend had $20 bucks on his card. Before they could try anything else, his bank contacted him and informed him of the theft.
19:43 him lovingly pronouncing “gaandu” not knowing it means “arsehole”
Nice to expand everyone's vocabulary. Thank You.
Plot twist, he knows
I actually work in a shop that sells hematite rings, and it’s the metaphysical meaning behind it that post was referring to. Hematite rings metaphysically absorb negative energy and break afterwards. Hematite rings from a scientific basis, are made of iron. And when you’re wearing them they absorb the sweat on your hands and that weakens the integrity of the stone causing it to break. Luckily these rings are usually only a couple bucks US/Canadian dollars.
Also... the black plague didn't disappear. It rampaged across the old world over and over, causing many many individual "plagues."
The best part of the sketch at the end is the guy kind of does look like the sketch, actually.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s still around and people can catch it (sorry if I’m wrong).
Edit: typo
@@JeremyPorcelain Sure, you can still get it, but it's unlikely.
There's only a couple thousand cases annually, mostly in sub-Saharan Africa.
With modern treatment, mortality is around 1/6.
For context, untreated mortality is around 2/3.
It's the thing that struck me about covid. As far as diseases go... covid was a really mild one. Nothing inherently prevents a disease that is extremely lethal. In fact, the plague can spread via respiratory droplets.
Lots of diseases we no longer have to really deal with had really high mortality rates like that. Tuberculosis, for instance, was about 50% fatal, and has plausibly killed something like twice as many humans as currently are alive throughout the existence of our species.
Hm
My dad’s a teacher epidemiologist and a while back we were talking about some disease or how diseases spread or something and I can’t quite remember but it was interesting. I’ll edit if I remember
:)
"The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump" is great, is the cut up speeches of a rambling madman and made into equally incomprehensible poems 🤣
Doctor Seuss on drugs?
I bought a copy for my brother's birthday a couple of years ago. He loves it. Every line is cited to a different speech, tweet, or statement.
@@RazyrDiarmait Dr. Seuss on cocaine and Abad acid trip simultaneously.
@@John_Weiss exactly
Maybe not mad, just a coked out narcissis. Pretty close to the same thing, but a few differences that make it acceptable. One, being high is way more socially acceptable then even the most benign mental illness. Two, being able to afford his high of choice makes him morally superior. These are the major issues I see. There may be more but I am only emotionally commited enough to this to make these points.
Just a bit of info, the book 1984 was never actually banned anywhere in the US. There were a few fringe groups who attempted to ban it but they've never succeeded.
okay that's what I thought because I literally just finished reading it in language arts
@@bluemoonstation there were a couple schools that protested it but it's never actually been banned anywhere and it's even required reading in some locations.
Oh, they _will now,_ they definitely will now.
The christianist-supremacist can't have students recognizing their plans now, can they.
@@alistairgrey5089 It was required reading where I went and I must say, whoever thought it was a good idea to have middleschoolers read this book clearly does not understand the importance of making sure kids will actually WANT to read books in the future. Like I know that it is a good literary work that is very thought provoking, but kids that were my age back then were more likely to end up hating having to read books after that then they would actually improve their critical thinking skills. Have them read stuff like The Hobbit or the Hunger Games, books that are thought provoking and fun to read and save 1984 for college when people are old enough to actually enjoy those kind of books.
Honestly, the only reason I still enjoy reading despite the best effort of my english teachers is because I read actually enjoyable books all the time during free time in school.
@@aaronmccullers384 personally, I think it should be required reading at the late high school or college level, not before that.
27:31 he forgot to blur it not mad just pointing it out so some karen does not strike the chanel
38:21 U CAN AUDIBLY HEAR THE LAUGHTER XD