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  • According to Suzy Suzy Eddie Izzard, Noah's Ark would be a logistical nightmare.
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    Stripped is a back-to-basics stand-up from Suzy Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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  • @maestroh2986
    @maestroh2986 Рік тому +24

    Eddie is a national treasure. Always been my favorite.

    • @mdmurray17
      @mdmurray17 Рік тому +2

      Suzie eddie izzard? Oh please give it a rest

  • @booksandbrains3930
    @booksandbrains3930 Рік тому +116

    Lots of commenters very pressed about a name change! You’d think it was a huge deal to them personally haha. Enjoyed this set! Would love to see more from this show.

    • @leahsundvall5894
      @leahsundvall5894 Рік тому +18

      It’s not like she changed it to Engelbert Humperdinck. 😂

    • @CAThompson
      @CAThompson Рік тому +2

      *She, her hers

    • @FayKneuse
      @FayKneuse Рік тому +2

      Full show, from same tour.
      Https://ua-cam.com/video/OQaHSApf8-c/v-deo.html

    • @toobasaurus23
      @toobasaurus23 Рік тому +21

      Loved Izzard for years, but after I read about the pronoun preference and name change... I thought, no big deal and good for her. The quality comic and actor is still the same, it just takes some adjustment in the comments.
      So pleased for Suzy. Keep that comedy coming!

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Рік тому +11

      Most people are under educated and over sensitive about things that will NEVER AFFECT THEM.

  • @iatebambismom
    @iatebambismom Рік тому +14

    The Bible would be better if it had Noah's Monkey Emporium.

  • @nilshult5115
    @nilshult5115 Рік тому +31

    The evil ducks swimming about in the water minding their own buisness and don´t care about the ark😎

  • @Dloin
    @Dloin Рік тому +9

    Is that how "Finding Nemo" came up with the pacifist sharks? xD

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Рік тому +26

    'Its not poetry' is the best part for me.

  • @TDCflyer
    @TDCflyer Рік тому +21

    ...but the tigers wouldn't get the honey badgers.
    So, once the flood goes down there'd be some really grumpy tigers at the stern and some mad honey badgers at the bow with the rest of the ark scattered with bones...

  • @fluffylee
    @fluffylee Рік тому +7

    If they make a Nemo 2 please for the love of all things good in this world have Eddie voice a shark.

    • @Xune2000
      @Xune2000 Рік тому

      I have some good and bad news for you...

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn Рік тому +16

    Oh I remember this one! Oldie, but a goodie

  • @Charlotte66666
    @Charlotte66666 Рік тому +9

    Covered in bees!!

  • @pluribus_unum
    @pluribus_unum Рік тому +4

    6:38 - No more Virgin Mary. Just all "Halo Dolly" [from] now on.

  • @AttilaAsztalos
    @AttilaAsztalos Рік тому +3

    Tuxedo with jeans...? Ooooh, that's class...

  • @ryanporter2584
    @ryanporter2584 Рік тому +5

    Long ears? Along the side, please.
    Short ears? Inside the fucking boat!

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 Рік тому +6

    Actually, we know that the biblical flood did not happen. We know it for a fact.

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine Рік тому +1

      Probably a rehash of the Gilgamesh flood myth, with details changed through Chinese whispers over a few hundred years.

  • @fabricdragon
    @fabricdragon Рік тому +7

    i always love your voice...
    thank you for the nod to the Owl and the Pussycat

  • @thomasgodridge5945
    @thomasgodridge5945 Рік тому +7

    I think the aquatic animals would be fine. If anything, they'll be thrilled.

    • @jamieangel3766
      @jamieangel3766 Рік тому +1

      not the freshwater kind 😆

    • @thomasgodridge5945
      @thomasgodridge5945 Рік тому +2

      @@jamieangel3766 That's true. The squids would be like people in a restaurant complaining there's not enough salt.

  • @stacybrown3429
    @stacybrown3429 Рік тому +1

    Lol the sharks were in the water not on the boat 😂

  • @jamesmetzler2031
    @jamesmetzler2031 Рік тому +5

    Squids and sharks? The world as they knew it was flooded.....With water.

  • @gj8683
    @gj8683 Рік тому +5

    Funny how he gives the squirrel the accent of an American dude.

  • @jenniferedwards1752
    @jenniferedwards1752 Рік тому +1

    The song is actually "He is the sun God! He is the one God! Ra! Ra! Ra!"

  • @areareare9953
    @areareare9953 Рік тому +1

    Actually, it would be putting 2x4s together....

  • @edweb2006
    @edweb2006 Рік тому +4

    Tell us a story of flying monkeys next.

  • @JohnFleshman
    @JohnFleshman Рік тому +8

    If you have issue with Suzy theres a rather good chance that closet door would open real easy. just come on out its much less stressful I hear. LOL.

  • @applesandpears9756
    @applesandpears9756 Рік тому +5

    Ffs. Eddie is a man. Stop it.

  • @TheLadyWoreBlack73
    @TheLadyWoreBlack73 Рік тому +2

    Not sure what year this was, but Eddie sure was handsome then.

  • @Blackfangable
    @Blackfangable Рік тому

    And one thing that doesnt make any sense about the whole arc thing. Does anybody remember that picture of like 3 different pairs of animals ealking onto the arc but the Lions in the middle are both male lions. So if that picture is them walking onto the arc i guess "God " never had anything against gays but for some reason they always taught us that god doesnt like gays. If that were true that picture should have never been used in any chruch of any religion teaching about god

  • @christinae30
    @christinae30 Рік тому +3

    I appreciate the efforts from the sharks to live up to the Geneva convention for shark- human relations, but I don't get itwhy they and the squids and fish must go on the boat? Was it for the party? Or something wokish that everybody should be treated the same?

  • @Plisko1
    @Plisko1 Рік тому +9

    Can someone explain to me why Noah's Ark would need to take water creatures? That's the weirdest premise for a joke ever.

    • @DonnaBump
      @DonnaBump Рік тому +6

      Fish are actually pretty particular about whether they're in salt or fresh water... if the seas were super rough from a god throwing them about, plus it being not the right type of water... I bet some fish would just die. ☠️

    • @dulls8475
      @dulls8475 Рік тому

      @@DonnaBump They did in their millions. In fossils all over the world. How do you get a fossil? You have a catastrophic flood and they get buried and quickly to or they get eaten or rot to nothing.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +1

      My thought was, "Same reason we like to put animals in zoos and aquariums." Because we can?

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 Рік тому +15

    Most animals are not as bad as humans, Eddie. Not even sharks.

    • @Roksee
      @Roksee Рік тому +3

      I've never met a shark.

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 Рік тому +1

      @@Roksee I've worked with a few.

  • @damrat
    @damrat Рік тому +12

    Is there a name for the thing that Suzy Eddie does where she invents a word in the middle of a bit? She seems to do it rather frequently, and it’s just become a normal part of her comedic delivery. I don’t know if it happens because she forgets the "right" word and invents a filler in the moment, or if it’s a planned part of her act. Anyone know?

    • @veritas1335
      @veritas1335 Рік тому +3

      Similar to a malaprop.

    • @barbaramcknight6981
      @barbaramcknight6981 Рік тому +7

      Let's call it Izzardry.

    • @capthappy8884
      @capthappy8884 Рік тому

      You're pretty much on point. They have used different tools throughout their career to buy time(or as you said, "filler"). If you pay attn, they will often take a sharp inhale just before the filler. It's of course evolved over time, but to maintain a flow that feels more spontaneous, they dont script out a show beyond the joke/theme. This frees them up to improvise in the moment, but can make transitions less smooth as it's not all mapped out beforehand. Hence the techniques for "filler" that tie it all together 😊

    • @inpugnaveritaas
      @inpugnaveritaas Рік тому +1

      His. Eddie is a man.

    • @capthappy8884
      @capthappy8884 Рік тому +3

      @inpugnaveritaas Eddie has stated he doesn't care which pronoun or name. so while you're not wrong, neither is the comment you're replying to.

  • @verttikoo2052
    @verttikoo2052 Рік тому

    You can eat Swiss alps 🤔 Those are made of chocolate 🎉

  • @greendeane1
    @greendeane1 Рік тому

    No trans on the ark.

  • @MMBrickie
    @MMBrickie Рік тому +4

    She's got a point.

  • @leahsundvall5894
    @leahsundvall5894 Рік тому +5

    What's in a name? That which we call a comedian By any other name would be as funny? -Shakespeare

  • @mariusmalan8472
    @mariusmalan8472 Рік тому +2

    And yet it worked!

  • @KonradNielsenDK
    @KonradNielsenDK Рік тому +2

    👍👍👍

  • @jdkdar0902
    @jdkdar0902 Рік тому +4

    A f**king genius :-)

  • @LJ7000
    @LJ7000 Рік тому

    Pretty sure you don't need to rescue fish in a flood. Not sure how this fact escaped a comedian.

    • @AussieNaturalist
      @AussieNaturalist Рік тому +4

      Dont most fresh water fish die in salt water and vise versa?

    • @LJ7000
      @LJ7000 Рік тому

      @@AussieNaturalist a shark is not fresh water.

    • @AussieNaturalist
      @AussieNaturalist Рік тому +1

      @@LJ7000
      You said “fish” not sharks, even though they are the one in the same, regardless, there are fresh water and salt water fish, and the vast majority of them can’t survive in anything else, so almost all the fresh water fish would have died…

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu Рік тому +3

      That and rainwater diluting the salt water would probably also kill a good chuck of the ocean going fish, if it was enough to cover all land on earth. Tho people living in other places during that time would probably really surprised to hear that the whole world was underwater...

    • @AussieNaturalist
      @AussieNaturalist Рік тому +2

      @@nuahavizu
      Spot on 👍

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial Рік тому +37

    Simpler times when Izzard dressed like a dad who wasn't fully committed to his pirate costume...

    • @CAThompson
      @CAThompson Рік тому +7

      *Her

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Рік тому +1

      That makes you sad, or mad?

    • @OpEditorial
      @OpEditorial Рік тому +2

      @@ThatOpalGuy indifferent tbh, just making an observation.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Рік тому

      @@OpEditorial is in opinion. You certainly have that. You also have the option to not post for all the world's amusement.

    • @carterkalchik
      @carterkalchik Рік тому +10

      She wore a dress, heels and a full face of make up in Dress to Kill which was like 15 years before this, so I dunno what you mean about “simpler times” - she’s dressed however she wants for decades.

  • @geovarni
    @geovarni Рік тому +12

    One of the funniest women ever

    • @LittleMissPyeWacket
      @LittleMissPyeWacket Рік тому +2

      He's a bloke not a woman

    • @geovarni
      @geovarni Рік тому

      @@LittleMissPyeWacket in his mind he is a woman. Suzie is his name

    • @paulinegibson7010
      @paulinegibson7010 Рік тому

      Thinking you’re a woman doesn’t make you a woman.

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 Рік тому

    Try doing that gig in Arkansas. Breaking news, Eddie Izzard murdered on stage in Little Rock, Arkansas.

  • @belthool4934
    @belthool4934 Рік тому

    animals will lie down in peace and not attack other animals in a storm just as God said had happened.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому

      For 40 days and 40 nights? They would all be dead from starvation with fresh 'ready meals' in a container right in front of them. Seems unlikely.
      Also, what about all the species of beetles? Noah would have needed a whole ark for them, alone. I wonder why God loves beetles so much? 🤔

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat Рік тому +21

    Surely if he was "Eddie" at the time, then labelling him "Suzy" is rewriting history? The past doesn't change just because Eddie views it differently now.

    • @Xartimus
      @Xartimus Рік тому +15

      If someone changed their name, you'd refer to them by the new name, even if you were looking at a video of a time they had a different name. This is because they're currently called something new and is known as common sense.
      If Gary changed their name to Barry, you'd look at a video from when they were called Gary, and you'd say "Oh look, it's Barry. Also, that happens to be from the time they were called Gary"

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat Рік тому +8

      @@Xartimus I'm not totally convinced by that argument.

    • @Xartimus
      @Xartimus Рік тому +13

      @@Martial-Mat If one had a picture of one's mother from before she was married, would you refer to her via her maiden name?

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat Рік тому +1

      Oh yes, that' a fair point.

    • @voulafisentzidis8830
      @voulafisentzidis8830 Рік тому +5

      @@Xartimus sadly, I still think of Cat Stevens as Cat Stevens....

  • @dulls8475
    @dulls8475 Рік тому

    Here is a thought but not as funny. Did Noah take on cubs, male and female.

  • @DM-it2ch
    @DM-it2ch Рік тому +7

    Who's "Suzy"?

    • @jordanbaldry822
      @jordanbaldry822 Рік тому +7

      The person in the video

    • @LH-kr4od
      @LH-kr4od Рік тому +8

      It's what Eddie Izzard is demanding that we call him now. Or else.

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu Рік тому +3

      L H... it's amazing you can type on a keyboard with an intellect like that.

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie Рік тому +3

      @@LH-kr4odIs this how you speak of people who change their name after they get married too?

    • @finncullen
      @finncullen Рік тому +2

      @@LH-kr4od He's said he prefers to be called that. No demands, no threats. Don't be such an easily triggered snowflake. The world is not your safe-space.

  • @LittleMissPyeWacket
    @LittleMissPyeWacket Рік тому +2

    I'm not calling someone Suzy who is a heterosexual man in a skirt with not even a whiff of hormone replacement or intentions of fully transitioning. By he own words he changes day to day from male to female 'mode' depending on how he feels. That's fine live and let live an all that. However, unlike some comments here who are virtue signalling and insisting he is a woman / female, makes me want to scream. I used to love Eddie but since he's decided that any male, including himself who 'identifies as female' should be able to use the woman's loos and he's admitted he does this when in a skirt, I have ZERO respect for him, which is a about the same amount he's showing real biological women.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones 10 місяців тому

      Why the heck is everyone so riled up about bathrooms? Seriously! There are zillions of bathrooms used by both sexes - who the heck cares? Every bathroom that has more than one loo has a door on the toilet so what does it matter? My goodness! People love to repeat media talking points without even hearing how silly they sound. It's a bathroom - everyone shits and farts in it.

  • @KevPage-Witkicker
    @KevPage-Witkicker Рік тому +2

    Can't wait til he goes full circle and starts doing blackface.

  • @richardboughton8338
    @richardboughton8338 Рік тому +4

    Ricky Gervais did a sketch based on the Bible/Noahs Ark which was actually funny.

  • @user-gt6ye8cr4z
    @user-gt6ye8cr4z Рік тому

    Good for her.

  • @Christopher_Clark
    @Christopher_Clark Рік тому +4

    See? Women can be funny.

    • @Solinvicti
      @Solinvicti Рік тому +1

      The misogyny is strong in this one.

    • @Christopher_Clark
      @Christopher_Clark Рік тому +1

      @@Solinvicti The sense of humour is low in this one.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому

      I thought the sense of humour was low in your one. But there's no accounting for taste.

  • @MrMarkhall1
    @MrMarkhall1 Рік тому +6

    The man is an embarrasment

  • @waynepantry7023
    @waynepantry7023 Рік тому

    Those tight jeans could be a bit tighter as well as the slim briefs so we can all see the point of all this ...

  • @randomelvis3359
    @randomelvis3359 Рік тому +4

    Suzy?

    • @KILLER9639
      @KILLER9639 Рік тому

      That's her(his) new name

    • @inspectorpouzo
      @inspectorpouzo Рік тому +1

      My thoughts exactly. He's more like a Vanessa.

    • @randomelvis3359
      @randomelvis3359 Рік тому +1

      @@inspectorpouzo Margaret 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @King_Alfred_849
      @King_Alfred_849 Рік тому

      Yeah.....this is when Suzy was actually named Eddie when he was doing this tour! Not sure why this is this now named Suzy, because it wasn't at the time! Why should the minority confuse the majority? That is my question!

    • @crzyprplmnky
      @crzyprplmnky Рік тому +5

      ​@@King_Alfred_849 Lmao that's like saying if many people are confused by how to say your name you should change it. Of course the individual will always be the minority, but you also know yourself better than "the majority" no?

  • @simondiamond001
    @simondiamond001 Рік тому +5

    Ricky Gervais did the whole 'Noah's Ark' schtick so much better.

    • @cm9241
      @cm9241 Рік тому +6

      No he didn't, because Ricky Gervais is unfunny.

  • @sumosher
    @sumosher Рік тому +2

    just dont; find him funny anymore

  • @eugenefroos
    @eugenefroos Рік тому +2

    Why isn't he wearing a dress?

    • @MsMounen
      @MsMounen Рік тому +1

      He's not in 'woman mode' here.

    • @LittleMissPyeWacket
      @LittleMissPyeWacket Рік тому

      @@MsMounen Yet we're supposed to call him Suzy, bloody ridiculous.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones 10 місяців тому

      Women haven't been forced to wear dresses for a century now. Get with the times!

  • @1mmotown
    @1mmotown Рік тому +2

    This isn't even worth commenting on.

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu Рік тому +3

      Well. *gestures vaguely*

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie Рік тому +1

      And still you did. How embarrassing for you.

  • @robjohnston1433
    @robjohnston1433 Рік тому +4

    Izzard is the 'Comedian who had no Clothes' ... he is simply NOT FUNNY, but because he sneaks in a bit of "History" (always wrong!) a bit of French, and flaunts his (very dubious) "Trans-ness", people who thinks themselves Progressive just HAVE TO LAUGH.
    His "stream of consciousness" is merely unconnected words and thought, but -- again to seem "with it" -- the same people say "Oh, HOW Anarchic! HOW ORIGINAL!

    • @LS-um3zq
      @LS-um3zq Рік тому +9

      He was funny before you got your panties in a twist over "trans". Funny then, funny now.

    • @MsMounen
      @MsMounen Рік тому +2

      It's knickers.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому

      Here's another hypothises:
      Comedy is subjective. You, personally, don't happen to like this comedy. You, personally, are swept up in the current hyper-focus on trans people, whom you decided you don't like either. And boom! You have found a correlation between two concepts you don't like.
      Then, even though Izzard has been popular for decades, and most people who appreciate Izzard's humour have not given a toss about their gender, you have decided that anyone who likes this type of humour has been brainwashed to support trans people. Which is ironic, because your hyper-focus on, and judgement of trans people is entirely shaped by current propaganda - as your false correlation and assumptions demonstrate.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones 10 місяців тому

      Poor Rob was born without a sense of humor. So terrible for them.

  • @Navstar738
    @Navstar738 Рік тому +2

    This guys so unfunny can't understand the hype.

    • @nuahavizu
      @nuahavizu Рік тому +5

      Plenty of people think she's funny. Not everyone has the same tastes, it turns out. Nice tho you felt the need to not only watch the vid but comment on it so people know how cool and edgy you are lol.

    • @Navstar738
      @Navstar738 Рік тому +3

      @@nuahavizu you could have just said comedy's subjective. I still say that blokes sh"t at standup.

    • @irisbjones
      @irisbjones 10 місяців тому

      His 40 year stand up career would beg to differ....

  • @08krishni67
    @08krishni67 Рік тому

    Ricky Gervais beat you to it…

    • @markmcgahey8385
      @markmcgahey8385 Рік тому +9

      LOL, Izzard's been doing Noah's ark since at least the 1990s. Cosby was doing Noah's Ark in the 1960s. And given how ludicrous the premise is, I'm sure comics were making hay with it for a good three thousand years before that. I assure you, Gervais didn't "beat anyone to it" with a Noah's Ark sketch.